Bournemouth vs Man Utd match thread 2
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1-1
Stanislas
Fellaini
boobs
Why is John Terry in the pundit chair?
Is he preparing for retirement already?
i don't even care if we win or lose
what's happened to me
think i emptied all my passion and emotion tuesday night
>de corner
Please Eddie Meme
>manure
It's so much fun watching "The Biggest Club In England" going toe-to-toe with fucking Bournemouth.
>mfw that pereieareaiera tackle
Pretty rubbish. High energy from the youth but they're not doing anything very good. This is going to change, right? Sometime? Soon?
>Manure score
Gonna make some dinner lads
english slags where?
United """"""""""""""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""""""""""are literally the worst people in the world
Succulent slags tbf
>>64170481
WAKE ME UP
I predicted the score here >>64168209
, lads.
1-1 GAME
LA
>>64170522
Nah that's Livershits.
So, who /a/ here?
ENGLAND VS WALES LIDS
>>64170556
Bukkake yourself with pepper spray
>drawing against something called "Bournemouth"
>manure
>>64170561
ENGLAND GONA GET BANGED
>>64170561
England v Bayol desu
>>64170551
actually you're both wrong, it's arsenal fans online, chelsea fans irl
Rate my half-time snack
>>64170494
But Liverpool already won their match against Bournelona
>>64170522
I respect your opinion desu senpai, but keep your dirty brit-bong mouth shut. When's the last time you actually went outside?
>>64170556
who /biz/ here?
anyone else here wish they had a slag to cuddle with?
anyone else think varela looks like messi
Why is Beckham literally in every ad?
chelsea will finish top 4
>>64170613
just over an hour ago lad
>>64170522
i was stalin in a previous life
>>64170594
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU/10
>>64170594
nice, i love sardines
Anthony Martial has scored 3 goals in 11 Premier League apps (including this one)
The following players have scored more goals than £58m signing Martial
But seriously, injuries are pretty much deciding the eplel's standing.
City were cruising at the start, then Kompany died and they fell behind.
United were squeezing 1-0s until their entire backline died.
Arselel lost Cazorla and Coquelin for months and will probably soon start falling behind (it's that time of the year).
Teams like Palace, Stoke, Watford, Leicester and Tottenham look bloody fit and that's enough for them to do well.
Only Chelsea have 0 injury excuses.
>>64170647
they need to win like 18 out of the next 23 games mate
>>64170640
>he's a spic so he must look like another spic
calling the metropolitan police on you for racial insensitivity m8
>>64170645
because he's extremely famous and good looking
>"Like a baby giraffe trying to get up"
keeeeek
>de Gay
Is he the most overrated keeper in the world?
>>64170691
>2 sunderland players
>two (more than one)
Any other Ameribros wanna see Rebecca Lowe bred with a big black buck?
>pundits will never stop saying lindegaard when talking about lingard
>>64170725
>old man Defoe
>dead wilson
too many keks
>>64170594
I could go for that right now.
>>64170551
you're either a manc or a southern paki, and both should fuck off
>>64170640
be my friend
Just done the dishes
>>64170733
just you m8
i'm fucking sick of seeing star wars adverts
fucking normies
>>64170768
what do your hands smell like
>>64170723
he's about as good as people say he is desu
>people of colour enjoying fried chicken
kfc plz
>>64170733
Yep (ignore flag, I'm a yank on holiday)
>>64170681
>autism shakes.webm
I want to smell Kelly's snatch
>>64170691
Well, his job isn't just to score goals. Unlike Benteke, who can't do anything but that.and yet he sucks at it
Yeah your country sucks at football
>>64170739
When Lingard finally reaches level 18 he will evolve into Lindegaard at least.
dubs and Manure win
why would real madrid (the team) give him his own perfume as a gift to him?
i dont understand
is there some meta meme shit going around ronaldo and his instagram?
>>64170797
the Colonel was probably a slave owner desu
>>64170551
Any top 10 EPL fan is an arsehole. Me I'm a neutral QPR fan.
>>64170733
kys pham
>>64170844
It's called marketing, Sven.
>>64170789
Eucalyptus
>>64170844
>you are gay, your mind is slow
huehue
Why do Man U suck at away games?
>>64170844
He's making it up so he can promote his shit
>>64170823
nice job trying to divert the attention away from the problem. i don't even care about benteke
high test desu
>>>/mu/60978750
OK half time is over. NO MORE SLAGS PLS.
Keep it tasteful.
why are we so shit
>>64170844
Could just be some banter from the teammates.
Like Joe Harts m8 buying him some shampoo
>>64170930
Do the janitors allow half time slags now?
>>64170912
but stan, why are you so mad
why is bloodzeed such a cunt now lads?
606 for those who care:
>>64170191
>>64170191
>>64170191
>>64170191
>>64170942
You just got promoted, cant expect too much
Manchester United are the TRUE slags
is depay still the new ronaldo?
I wish you britbros never went to sleep, it gets lonely sometimes
Some 'Louis van Gaal' anagrams:
Angola Visual
A Vaginal Soul
A Guano Villas
Alias Oval Gun
Gal Viola Anus
Goal Vial Anus
Guanos Via All
>>64171010
This and the other euros.
>>64171010
smarterchild is your friend, friend
boring game
>memphis limping
ahhhhhhh
>>64171044
Serious. Might go for a shower. Wanna join? no homo
>>64171005
>Hyped as fuck by media
>Not doing shit at relevant matches
>Only scoring useless goals
Now more than ever
>>64170912
manure are 15th in terms of chances created
>memphis limping
ogre
>>64170613
When was the last time you went and saw United play?
>>64171049
FEEEEEEE
LOSS
O
FEEEEEEE
SO CLOSE
>>64171053
r u a qt?
How do you want your players, senpai?
Van gaal: Just fuck their shit up
oh my fucking god
That is a top meme goal right there famillia
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
THE CITY OF VAN LEL
> THE CITY OF VAN LEL
JUST
gg
btfo
ATTACK OF THE MEME CORNERS
>YAWNITED
TOPPEST KEKS
knew it
told you he'd score
>philosophy
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>van laal
>VAN LAAL
>POONITED
Another corner.
What the fuck is wrong with ManU and their set pieces
>VAN LALA
>IN CHARGE OF DEFENDING SET PIECES
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
JUST
JUST
literally just fuck off
CAN'T WAKE UP
>POONITED
WAKE ME UP
CORNER AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
FEELS GOOD BEING ABU
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>>64171085
I'm a hench mulatto with some chest hait, bruv.
FUCK YES
WHAT A CORNER
Time to turn off.
This is so pathetic to watch. The defense is fucking clueless. Why is Martial the only player on the fucking line?
interesting defending
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
I see now that both Manchester clubs are holding some kind of competition to decide who has the shittier defense.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How do you want your philosophy la?
>MANchester united
top keks
Screen cap this: Van Laal gone before >Mouyes
He hit is hard, and he hit it true
BourneGOAT
last 4/5 goals conceded have been from a set piece
>Poonited
>man poo
ahahahahahahahahahaha we are so shit
>>64171137
>3 15 year old boys in the back 4
Van Lel needs to go.
THAT FUCKING DEFENCE
top kek
>>64171137
It's only a matter of time before he thinks "fuck this shit club"
THAT SHITTY BOBBLING CORNER
THAT SHITTY DEFENDING
OH WOW
FEEL OUR PAIN
FEEL ALL OF IT
MEME SLEEPY
I remember when United was a big team.
#CORNERS
>This nonexistent manure defender
AHAHAHAHHA
>van baal
literally the worst defending of a corner in the history of football
CORNERS
OUR ONLY WEAKNESS
fuck this team
>>64171137
time to switch to another club, like a good ol' brit
>Manchester United
at least van gaal can see why schneiderlin is vital to that team and he may stop that schweinsteiger-carrick midfield
>Pooshited
PULL IT BACK
EVERY TIME JUST PLAY IT TO THE MAN ON THE SPOT FFS
>Man Utd
>Defending corners
>LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL >LANG BAAL
ancelotti when
>van laal
Martial having to track back so much here.
>philosophie
Did you see that score G?
Two different goals from set piece
WAKE ME UP FROM THIS MISERY
>>64171178
4 > 3 > 1 > 2
>Bournemouth are picking up 6 points from chelsea and united
best league desu
To think that ONLY 1 WEEKEND AGO Manurefags were giving Liverpoordians shit for drawing with Mememouth.
>gan vaal
we are really really really shit
Fergy is rolling in his grave right now
>>64171178
What is Van Gaal doing with Better Call Saul?
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AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH
OPERATION HOOF ACTIVATED WHEN
>>64171242
I'm glad I'm a part time fan. My m8s are gonna take the mick outta me.
What's your favourite meme? "EPL teams play defence" is mine.
WE STARTED TO SCORING GUYS
BUT WE CANNOT STOP CONCEDE TOO
>>64171222
it's jay
>flayni
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEH HEH
HEH
AAAAAAAARGH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNIIIITED
WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNIIIITED
>>64171281
Shut up you mongol.
>>64171173
>our
>>64171273
it's always one or the other with LVG, he's such a fucking retard
>>64171273
1 (one) goal
City winning the title is so boring.
Who's the Somali playing for Man U
THE BOURNEMOUTH FIRE RISES
>>64171222
we dem loss boys, we dem loss boys
Oh well, it's only another 3 points dropped.
Who cares, right? As long as we get top 4, spunk another 200 million in the summer, LVG will truly assemble a destructive, quality team, free to dominate the league and Europe for the next 20 years, right?
>>64171305
>implying the epl won't get banged
>>64171288
fucking say that again mate ill batter you
petition to rename le afroman to le ricochetman.
>>64171312
Hi cutie.
that niglet got out ran by a white guy.
HOLY FUCK MANURE DEFENDER KEEP LETTING BOURNEMOUTH PLAYER RUNNING
FUCKING PASS THE BALL TO THE ATTACKERS
STOP THESE DUMBASS DEFENDERS TRYING TO DRIBBLE
Bournemouth have lost most of their best players to injury too senpai...
They will probably have a strong second half of the season. Glad >we (tottenham) have already humped them 1-5 at their gaff.
United are literally Everton tier except they spend 200 million a year instead
THANK YOU VAN LEL YOU ARE GREATEST ALLY
>>64171325
>thinking this Dutch fraud will be competitive against Mourinho, Guardiola and Klopp next season
gotta hire Ancelotti, at least it will be managerially GOAT season next year
what position does tuanzebe play
they could use more meme players
I've played at Dean Court 3 (three) times.
Nothing else to add.
feels like blind is getting torched down that side
>>64170733
>Any other Ameribros wanna see ***EVERY WHITE WOMYN*** bred with a big black buck?
FTFY
>>64171352
B-but the philosophy is to play it out from the back. L-like Barca.
SUCH CASES
Are you not entertained?
united shit in the first half too?
>>64171325
He's not good enough in Europe. You got spanked by Wolfsburg.
after achieving the bare minimum last season, LVG is taking united backwards
had enough desu
>van goyes
>>64171292
born in london m8y
why would donaldo go back to man u?
>Watford is 7th with 25 points
hey lads its like old times, this feels just like the moyes era :)
Fuck it. I'm going in the shower.
This game is depressing. anyone is welcome to join. no homo. xxxx
>>64171387
FELLA
>>64171381
like a slower, less individually talented barca with no forward passes whatsoever and the occasional fellaini hoofball
>poonited
>>64171381
YEAH PASS IT
NOT DRIBBLE LIKE A RETARD AND GET COUTER EASILY
>drop rooney
>get BTFO
>>64171395
if we don't pull back a point from this lvg will be under serious pressure 2bh
The players have that "why aren't we winning comfortably" look... it's frustrating, because not one player in the entire squad actually shows the heart to win.
Old United would be all-out for 90+ minutes. Currently, too many players seem to only care for 30 minutes, then fade into obscurity. I wish players actually played to win, not just for their wage. None of them look like winners.
>>64171361
You fucked up drawing with these clowns.
chicharito scores again
>>64171424
>Dont drop Rppney
>GET BTFO
>>64171401
He wouldn't risk flopping there
WEBM PLEASE
>>64171401
in 3 years when his legs have gone and nobody with any self-respect wants to pay his wages, united will re-sign him for the shirt sales and let him play the "rooney role" (whatever the fuck that is)
he will net many penalties and help keep them 3rd or 4th
go Bournemouth! we're gonna wn! w00t
>tfw no gf to watch man utd with
>Manpoo
Why is Young not on the bench? Is he warming up.
Is he, VAN LEL?
>>64171437
He would have scored about 4 for United at best if he stayed though
>NBC LIVE STREAM CUTS OUT
>>64171406
except there's nobody left on the board, yeah.
>>64171432
That's why Keano should've been MU's assistant manager, not "wife shagger" Giggs
United have to be playing the dullest football of all time. It's not even fun to watch them lose, it's just a chore.
SOMEBODY PICK UP THAT TRASH
Guys, why is he ruining united?
>>64171456
>tfw you can't rape her after every loss.
>That /a/bu feel
>>64171452
>we
>w00t
I'll bite.
>>64171485
when did white guys get so good at heavyweight?
Why the fuck are the EPLel cameras always so god damn LOW? You can't even see half the width of the pitch it's impossible to make out what's actually going on in the game
Maybe this is why English clubs suck ass, they can't even analyze their own matches
Nothing stands in Arsenal's way this season.
what players will united spend 200 million pounds on in the summer
no donaldo, muller or messi
>play 10 short passes
>play a long diagonal ball
>lose possession
Spurs will go 4th tomorrow.
Yes yes.
>>64171505
>L00ok guiSE I LIKE ANBIME XXD
fuck off
van gaal is everything that man united isn't, get this retarded fucking cancer out of our club
>>64171517
Because we have to zoom in to see all your hairy greasy manlet countrymen
Realistically speaking, who can stop them?
Are bournemouth now a bigger meme than southampton?
>MURRAY
ayyy what the fuck lmao
>muzza
HOLY FUCK THIS MANURE DEFENDER
>he's a great finisher
For fucks sake, Just end it
I could have buried that one la
at least moyes could destroy the small teams
>>64171517
you might be onto something
english analysis almost always boils down to "does he really want it/is he giving 100%" and nothing else, and a low camera angle would show that best while not distracting the viewer by showing them poor decision making/passing/use of space etc.
Nice defense you got there van laal
what the fuck
HOW
HOW DID YOU NOT END IT THERE
Holy fuck Bournemouth are literally styling on these scrubs like they're a pub team.
Holy shit United are a shambles
This game looks fixed.
FUCK
>>64171517
this stadium is quite small so cameras are lower
>murrAYY
How can you be that shit
>Mememouth finishing
Could've killed the game with this chance.
Well, I suppose if they were good they wouldn't play for Literallywhommouth.
>>64171559
They were the biggest meme of the Championship last year, sort of surprised it took them this long to meme up the PL too
>that perfect FUCK OFF
>GLEN MURRAY
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SON???
>>64171558
Aston Villa
Shocking thing is, Man Utd appear to be in need of a squad clear out - despite all the money spent and this being a team "in transition".
If Di Maria is good enough to play in a CL final, why isn't he up to playing away at Bournemouth?
ERA POR ABAJO MURRAY
>>64171548
>both shit
Nope I think you're perfectly matched
All these half chances (and full ones like that) which Bournemouth aren't taking worries me
United will come back, it's written in the stars
fellaini is the best man utd player. think about that for a minute
>MURRSHIT
FUCKING COME ON LAD
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>64171572
and get through the champions league group stage
Shitty scrawny defenders..
>>64171517
m8, it's quite obvious that every big club has some ridiculous statistical and analytical tools they're keeping behind the scenes to make proper analysis
if you're looking for excuses, you should be looking elsewhere
is mememouth actually fun to watch or is united just this shit
>the space program of murray
>3 players watching a ball
What's the point of trying to back this team and manager, when they just don't give a fuck?
They're fucking clueless. Varela, Fellaini & Perreira all just ball watched, and let Bournemouth keep possession. Half of the players in this team are so fucking shit, and should be playing for the paint trophy.
>memeray
>>64171599
Somebody got that webm???
>he's a great finisher
I just realised that football is my only source of emotion in my life and Van Gaal is one of my very few sources if happiness. They won't take him from me, will they?
>>64171596
Murray scored the winner against chelsea you mug
>WOMANCHESTER UNITED
>>64171620
is it cold in there m8?
>>64171594
SOURCE PLZ?
How is this jabroni a professional footballer?
>English """"""""""""""strikers""""""""""""""
He's done it again
>scotlands cowardly glenn murray
>>64171628
nice post have a (you)
>murrayyyy
>>64171594
sauce?
>all these slow streams ITT
the game is already 2-2 here
Bournemouth should have sealed this
worried now
nick powell, just fuck off
>>64171533
except for this man
lmao they could be wining 4-1 right now
get off your fucking arse and doing something LVG
>nick powell
literally who?
>taking off your best player
>>64171627
mememouth are shit and so are poonited, the epl is atrocious.
>Glen "Ramos" Murray
>>64171637
>chelsea
I've never heard of this team. Are they relegation fodder too?
>>64171636
van gaal is temporary but english goalkeeping is eternal
United are so fucking shit
SUBBED OUT FELLAINI WTF
THOUGH YOU'RE DEAD AND GONE BELIEVE ME
YOUR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON
>>64171624
I just want to look AT THE GAME but the cameramen seem intent on me only looking at the fucking ball and nothing else
Compare with Spain or Germany or even Italy where you can actually observe the match instead of spastically following some retard making a useless run then following another retard making another useless run the opposite way
>>64171664
But he did.
An obviously genius sub.
It would have been 5-1 by now
>>64171659
>hue banter
>glen murray in charge of putting the biscuit in the basket
>>64171665
Crewe Alexandra legend Nick Powell
Bring back Moyes!
how long until united fans hire planes to fly over old trafford calling for van lel to be sacked?
>>64171664
okay I didn't mean do something silly like put nick powell on
I really wanna know why van lel has taken Fellani off when he's done the most shots at the goal.
>subbing off Fellaini
how will he hoofball then???
>united are this bad
>will end the weekend 5th at the minimum
>this year's PL
fucking hell
>>64171662
>mfw it's true
>>64171689
about 15 minutes
CAUSE IM LOSING MY JOB,
LOSING THE LEAGUE,
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME IM FINE
LOSING MY JOB,
LOSING THE LEAGUE,
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME IM FINE
IM CRYYYYYYYING
IM CRYYYYYYYING
IM CRYYYYYYYING
IM CRYYYYYYYING
>>64171697
You know he doesn't like those.
>>64171517
>>64171517
>Why the fuck are the Argentinian airforce always so god damn LOW? You can't even see half the width of the sky it's impossible to make out what's actually going on in the game. Maybe this is why Argentinian airforce suck ass, they can't even analyze their own flying
>>64171681
it'll end 2-2, I'm looking forward to united staff/fans trying to portray it as anything other than "we were fucking awful but got lucky"
is subbing out players for nick powell going to be the hottest new meme of 2016?
>>64171679
Managers have a touchline view and they can figure it out. Why can't you, negro?
>>64171696
and take the goalscorer and only threat off the pitch
absolutely epic
>varela
>mcnair
>borthwick-jackson
>pereira
>powell
'who'
>>64171697
his philosophy is pass, not shoot
>spend half a billion in 2 seasons
>still hoof it to Lellaini
>>64171689
soon hopefully
>>64171594
you had my curiosity, now you have my attention
>>64171679
Yeah, I know it sucks. I was just pointing out that this shouldn't stop the 'big' teams to figure out the shit that happened in a game.
>>64171697
he's pretty much been utd's best player too
filosofee
>>64171697
get the impression gaaaaal always tries to do the complete opposite the opponents expect him to do
>>64171701
>>this year's PL
arguably one of most interesting seasons imo because >muh top 4 teams all look pretty even compared to low tier teams
>>64171665
Couldn't get a game for relegation threatened Leicester.
All aboard the fucking awful train
>>64171728
>>64171739
>>64171743
So it's only a matter of time until he takes of Martial for Powell in a game?
come on carlo, fix this shite
>>64171597
powell, aka that guy who wasn't even good enough for leicester when they were shit
>memetial
Surely a £50million unproven literally who from the baguette league will ride to the rescue!
>>64171761
going to zenit m8
>>64171717
DUDE wicked digits senpai
rubbish
>>64171712
RELEGATION, NO CL
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I HIRED AT AJAX
>How do I defend lol xD
From Vidic and Rio to McNair and Blind in 2 years. What went wrong?
just needs to work on his finishing
anthony "literally glenn murray" martial
>>64171760
No, for Valdez
chicharito hattrick
>36 million pounds for that
>>64171761
still time for pep surely
>Anthony On-Trial
They're just having him on a trial and will send him back to Monaco after this string of mediocre performances, r-right?
GIGGS WHEN?
Chicharito just scored his 15... wait he just scored his 16... no HIS 17 GOAL
>VAN LAL
Right fuck off cunts, United are the only team in Britian that even matter at this time in time at the end of a day.
You sour basterd LiverSHIT fans can fuck right off and have your Klop hes fucking rubbish
Powell is LITERALLY being subbed on right now.
>>64171730
He deserves those loses he fucked up falcao's recovery when didn't allowed him play a single game preferring fucking fellaini
>Martial
The meme that keeps on giving.
>>64171783
he ain't called daily blind for nothing
>>64171798
lvg on suicide watch
lads help
>mfw the glazers hire Klinnsmann as the next utd manager
>>64171806
after he saves Swansea from relegation
Spurs won 5-1 here
Utd are SHIIIT
>>64171783
Pretty much this. Rio and Vidic probably one of the best partnerships there has been. Just shows how far man United have actually fallen
>>64171830
lel
>>64171816
>Europa league
>chicharito hat trick
Van Gaal is a genius in the transfer market.
I give up.
>VAN DE LA LAAL UNIRONICALLY SOLD CHICHARITO AND KEPT ROONEY
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAH
Who is manchester united's best player?
>>64171808
that's because he is playing in a shit league now.
>>64171816
Good attempt at communication you knuckle dragging cunt
>>64171870
de gea
>>64171870
de gea
Damn, nice leap
>>64171783
>Vidic
>tfw Spurs leapfrog Manure this weekend into 4th
>NICHOLAS POWELL
>>64171820
Not playing Falcao is probably the best decision he's made, I know he's Colombian and all, but even you have to see that fucking Lellaini is worth more than Flopcow these days.
>>64171870
hernandez
>>64171870
Rooney
>>64171870
rooney
WHERE IS THE FUCK OFF WEBM
CHRIST I CAME TO /SP/ JUST FOR THE WEBM
>remove Fellaini
>still play hoofball
TACTICAL GENIUS
Chich on a hattrick, maybe even more.
who /putatenneronmememouthtonumbtheinevitablepain/ here?
>>64171720
People actually at the stadium aren't limited by a camera obviously, I would go to every match if it was free and 1 block away from my house
nick powell will score
>>64171870
Borthwick Jackson
>>64171871
>EPLEL is better than the Bundes
top delusion m8
>>64171798
seriously why is he playing so much better in yermany?
Reminder that LvG could've had:
De Gea
Rafael
Vidić
Evra
Pogba
Januzaj
Di Maria
Chicharito
if it wasn't for MUFC's flawless transfer policy
>>64171870
De gay
>>64171816
>THIS MAD
>>64171870
di maria
>>64171870
Wayne "literally better than Messi" Rooney family
>>64171870
romero
>Poonited
>>64171921
>buyernsliga
>good
why isnt mata playing?
>>64171924
this is what happens when you give him time first team football
>yfw spewnited lose again
Anyone who actually didn't/doesn't rate chicharito is an idiot. The guy is a striker who thrives on confidence. If you ever noticed Fergie would always praise him whenever he could
>>64171870
>de gay
>>64171930
>8 players in a team
?
>>64171944
Buyern = one good team
EPLEL = no good teams
Eddie Howe is not only a great manager, he's also sexy as fuck.
>>64171930
and kagawa
>>64171830
Kek
>>64171924
because its an easier league and a weaker team
>We only live round the corner
Top bantz from the Bournemouth fans.
>cuddly howe
Is this a good chat up line, lads?
I want to stab you, and I don't mean that metaphorically.
>>64171982
this tbhfam
>>64171969
hes a decent poacher and always has been
>chicharito hat-trick
>>64171969
He doesn't even play for Man U anymore m8...
>>64171816
I'm a United fan and even I think you're fucking retarded.
Get the fuck out pleb
Where the fuck is the third sub, LVG
>>64171989
>eddie howe
>good
tell burnley fans that
>>64171862
B-but anon, Rooney is England's top scorer! He is just through a bad moment! Depay is world class and Martial is the new Messi, Man United are great and will rise again :DDDDD this year our year la :DDDDDD
But seriously, you can't expect better stuff coming from Van Gall
>that Eddie Meme Man Memegment
Well what a shitty loss that was.
>>64171992
kek, I forgot about that saga
>play him out of position
>wow he's shit, dropped
keep de gea and martial
dump the rest
>van gaal could get sacked before Mourinho
Top kek
Giggs is on his way out of here.
>man poo
>Moyes
>6 (six)
3 wins and 10 goals in the last 12 games
grim
>>64171924
>Master plan
Literally every teams has it
>>64171930
>De Gea
he's there
>Rafael
absolutely awful for lyon right now
>Vidić
>Evra
old
>Pogba
ferguson fucked up, not LvG
>Januzaj
just a suqad player for dortmund right now
>Di Maria
>Chicharito
LvG fucked up on that, chicharito would have scored fuck all with his system though
Who has the better hugs- Eddie Meme or Klopp?
>dat retard
>>64172005
In Raqqa, yes
O'KANE?
This Season: At least >We tried.
>>64172047
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WANT EXCITEMENT
BRENNY TO UNITED WHEN???
What kind of philosophy would you call this?
>>64172056
Damage control
>that retard girl in the crowd bobbing her head back and forth
webum, please.
>away fans still singing
based as f
WE LOVE UNITED WE DO
>>64172047
did >moyes have a run of games this bad?
Just think of how terrible the Man U vs Chelsea game is going to be...
lads
>AFC Bournemouth @afcbournemouth 2h2 hours ago
>UNITY: #afcb will wear black armbands tonight after Harry Arter & his partner lost their child at birth this week.
RIP
Someone post the age of Rooney pasta.
Mememouth is actually playing quite entertaining football, something that cannot be said for lang baals united.
What's the tragedy that happened to Arter?
>>64172015
Really??? When was that??
Sorry American cousin ;>)
No shit you fat cunt
>there are people who dislike bournemouth in the premier league
Sure they got up by massive refball but it's admirale how so many of their current players were also with them in league one,not to mention my club did the double over them in their promotion season
>>64172088
probably not united fans singing that desu
>>64171992
>Tfw Shinji never got in the Man United robot
Van Gaal looks like he did plastic surgery at some point
>Referee is already dealing out the damage control
>>64172094
shouldn't do cocaine when pregnant
>Louis van moyes
>>64172085
why would I do that? I don't even support manure
>>64172100
had to play against an awful, boring team today
>>64172089
I don't think so
>>64172108
THANK YOU BASED MOTI
>ManUre
JUST FUCK OFF MCNAIR
>>64172108
Thank you based Motty
>>64171871
If the Bundesliga is shit, why did Wolfsburg BTFO man u?
>>64172094
I don't remember asking for these feels tbqhfam (to be quite honest f am)
>>64172144
Manslaughter or muder?
Look at United's squad on the pitch.
Look.
>tfw you know Manure will get an undeserved equaliser
>Van Lel
>>64172108
>my club
Where from England are you from m8?
>>64172094
born slippy
what went so right lads?
>>64172164
It's so sad.
think I'll take a break from football until the new year
watching this shit will ruin my christmas
>>64172144
HE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!
>5 MINUTES
>>64172162
Murder desu
>losing 2-1
>sub on a defender
P H I L O S O P H Y
>>64172144
>le Van Pussy face
Lang baal invokes fergie time
>bringing on jones to save the game
>PHIL JONES UP TOP
AHAHAHAH HE'S FUCKING LOST IT
5 (FIVE) MINUTES
Bournemouth braves about to be keked.
>Vitality Insurance stoppage time
>>64172172
lolno, the days of fergie time are over
that team doesn't have the heart to do it
>5'
Disgusting.
>bring on a centre back for another when losing
van gaal does it again
fucking refball 5 mins
>subbing CBs 2-1 down in the 92nd minute
>losing 2-1, 5 minutes added time, sub on a defender
HUH???
>down a goal
>in stoppage time
>one sub left
>bring on Phil Jones
muh philosophy
>>64172087
making fun of the mentally disabled isn't funny
Hello darkness my old frÃend.
>>64172173
>le 14th in the league laugh
>Phil Jones
>lang baal
>Losing 2-1
>last five minutes
>Bring on defender
kek
>5 minutes
>fergie """"""""""""""retired""""""""""""""
>bring on le tippy hat man to score a last minute goal
genius desu
Simpley Eric
is he actually gonna get the sack lads?
i doubt it
>putting on a defender
you keep doing you van laal
>jones on
>in the 91st minute
>while losing
>to mememouth
it's like van gaal actually wants an early retirement
>phil jones
ABBs btfo
ALL PART OF THE FIL-OSS-SOPHIE
>+5'
Fuck, might as well play a whole other game
>>64172100
he was meant to receive his child out of his partners vagina but dropped him on his head when he popped out :(
rip in piece
Gaal has an interesting brain.
>screwie louis
>>64172240
no that's CL qualified laff
need jones for those corners tbqh
So did LvG actually luck through the entire WC with our NT?
The worse his team does; the more contrarian and outlandish things he will do. It's like a defense mechanism.
Van gaal is a fucking idiot.
ABU bunker
>>64172282
>>64172282
no ABUs allowed, remember!
>>64172282
>>64172282
man united are so fucking BAD
>>64172263
ABBs literally don't exist.
You know he was the first to have a notebook? Way ahead of his time.
>Man Poo cross it
>Boruc comes flying out
>Van Laal
great contribution by jones there
clever sub
>>64172296
No, he just had a better team than he has now.
WHY TOUCH HIM JONES YOU DUMBARSE
post yfw Bournemouth win
>Leicester win the PL
>Chelsea get relegated but win the CL
>Manure finish 10th
How likely is this?
I think Van Laal is losing on purpose.
That foul by Phil Jones... what the fuck?! Had to have been told to foul unecessarily. Top lel.
>WORSE THAN MOYES
IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE
WHERE IS LVG MEME NOW
>>64172315
Yes they do haha
>oh it's not the final whistle
>those premature cheers and celebrations
lol
F E R G I E T I M E
Kek Martin Tyler
>mfw val laal
on a more serious, upsetting note, it is quite sad as a fan of football in general to see the way manchester united are at the moment. i remember as a young kid before i got molested seeing united destroy teams. the way they played made you envious of their style. now they look like shit.
*tips fedora*
SERIOUS JUST FUCKING END IT.
>PITCH INVASION
holy kek
so small time
>>64172373
>SHITCHESTER POONITED
>LOOSEIS VAN LAAL
post match
>>64172337
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S FUCKING OGRE
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>VAN LAAL
>MUH PHILOSOPHY
>>64172400
They thought it was all over. It is now.
Maximum kek achieved
Bournemouth should have won by 2 goals more desu.
>>64172414
>before i got molested
>>64172374
I can see Utd finishing that low, not the other two.
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>>64172455
>>64172455
>>64172455
get in lads
Genuinely concerned about the mental health of Van Gaal.
when's the DVD out?
come for the memes
>>64172270
>>64172270
>>64172270
>>64172270
>>64172427
this is the funniest thing to say as a butthurt bandwagoner desu
>>64172414
howe will never hold you when one of your family dies
Villa are fucked.
>singing themselves horse
>horse
>tfw united used to win games playing long balls week in week out under Fergy
It's a winning formula. Why did van lol change it?
>>64171897
Says the Belgian
Falcao was the third best player in the world senpai
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