Bournemouth vs Man Utd match thread 1
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Bournemouth: Boruc, Daniels, Cook, Francis, Smith, Ritchie, Surman, Gosling, Arter, Pugh, King
Subs: Federici, Distin, O’Kane, Pugh, Rantie, Kermorgant, Murray
Man Utd: De Gea; Varela, McNair, Blind, Borthwick-Jackson; Carrick, Fellaini; Lingard, Mata, Memphis; Martial
Subs: Romero, Jones, Tuanzebe, Young, Schneiderlin, Pereira, Powell
>!MoyesIz5FA
Reminder you're literally a paki
>>64166573
wow rude
>>64166531
show toes ellie
POWELL
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L
>that team
my fucking sides
how much has van laal spent again?
>Fellaini
>Carrick
>That back four
>>64166617
500 MILLION POUNDS LMFAO
>>64166617
Not exactly his fault when almost the whole first choice back 4 is injured + nearly all the back up options
Did you make that pic yourself m8?
Who's having egg salad for lunch today?
>>64166656
the shit depth for money spent is his fault
>>64166656
FIVE (5) HUNDRED MILLION (100) POUNDS (£)
L M A O
>>64166662
nah m8
would usually post a pic of a bournemouth v utd game but it's only happened in black and white I think
At least we should get some goals
>>64166687
ELLIE SHOW TOES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hello, am I allowed in this thread?
>Borthwick-Jackson
>Another black youf
can't make it up lads
>>64166733
>english mixed race kids in charge of not having double barrelled surnames
Can't wait for Tuanzebe to be inexplicably subbed on for De Gea
>>64166756
>not understanding the filoshofee
its your own fault really
when is the euro draw actually gonna start? in 20 bings or is there some bullshit before the draw that is going to take like half an hour
>>64166750
do they think it sounds posh?
>>64166810
it does tbf
>>64166806
I'm sure it will be as unnecessarily drawn out as possible
Memeouth vs. Memechester Unimeme in the Barclmeme Prememe League
I wonder if Man Utd play 4-3-3 will people notice it?
>>64166826
not if you ruin it with a delinquent name like Cameron
>>64166826
>>64166865
yes if there's no air of aristocracy it becomes pointless
Holy shit Swansea
>tfw we can top the league
please just fucking win jesus christ
>>64166991
>we
I jinxed it
>>64166991
I'm blaming you
>City win
Fuck this gay sport
>>64167041
So where exactly from ABU are u from?
>>64166991
>moyes
>>64166991
>we
>>64167113
Abu Dhabi
>>64166991
we can still top it if we score 5 goals
w-we can still top the league if we win 6-0 lads
City are so nothing it hurts
>>64166991
You got your wish, Man City won.
Why doesn't the time for this match just be now? Fucking shit.
Fuck me, that bournemouth team is better than ours on paper.
When the fuck did we become arsenal
He's looking more and more like the mad cunt we know each day.
a-are we gonna win lads?
>>64167468
Hopefully not
>>64167449
pig
chelsea fans unironically have to support united today ha ha
>>64167319
Why is Mammario so sexual?
>>64167229
Please learn to speak the language of these hallowed isles.
>shitty /s/ images being deleted
That'll teach you to shitpost. Talk about the match, faggots.
>>64167468
You'll get a point. Maybe.
I-is john terry being nice to us?
What was deleted?
>>64167575
GET HIM JANNY
This game will be so fucking boring.
>memphis gets yet another chance
the absolute madman
>>64167584
>implying I won't just throw hotpockets at him, keeping him At bay.
>>64167575
not soccer stuff
>>64167597
Don't bet on it, Man Utd are gonna be a fucking joke.
>>64167575
slags
>>64167575
Nothing of value
>>64167597
with United's back four expect at least 3 goals from bournemouth
might as well start the ABU bunker now desu
>playing literal children in defense against a side that thrashed the championship
wew lads its gonna be a bumpy ride.
should be carrick sat in that back 4 btw with schweini-schneid in midfield.
>>64167651
As a feminist, I find the implication that women are not of value extremely offensive.
>>64167645
who m/a/n utd here?
>BBC showing fucking Bargain Hunt instead of the build up
The fuck
>>64167689
schweinsteigers banned
>>64167689
>thrashed
no tsuu for you, Man Utd
United will luck their way to a win
>>64167713
h...here!
>>64167575
Tradition
Reminder that Lang Baal is already LOSING CONTROL
http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/10/louis-van-gaal-losing-manchester-united-dressing-room-report-5556850/
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-players-bemused-after-10577415
Hoping for a cheeky 1-0 Mememouth win for a complete Van Goyes chimpout + players' revolt.
Although Mememouth is probably too shit to pull it off.
>>64166991
>van goyes
>>64167817
sacked in the morning desu
>>64167817
the english media literally make shit up mate, take it all with a pinch of salt
>>64167713
This is literally the only time I want (you)nited to win.
Based JT
>>64167880
I know but pic related.
And I'm sure a few more symbolic defeats will do the trick.
Why don't they just get Ferguson as manager again lads?
>>64166531
>that back 4
>That United back four and CM pivot
Do Bournemouth have any pace merchants?
>>64167904
He wants to watch more hockey these days
>>64167914
Varela is good-ish.
Better than >blind and the other literally-whos, at least.
>>64167941
front 3 are quite quick
>McNair
>Borthwick-Jackson
If we can't fucking win this, I'm gonna be so disgusted.
guaranteed to score desu
>>64167941
Josh King can be pacey, but tbpfh with you he's shit, he appears mediocre on an awful norwegian NT, poor finishing and positioning, absolutely no idea why he's playing in any league better than the championship
COME ON MEMEMOUTH
RAPE THESE OVERPAID FUCKING CUNTS
>>64168018
you no watchin the euro 2016 draw naw?
>>64168018
>>64168067
all one person
>that united defence
>mememouth
>implying this isnt a nailed on bet
It will finish 3-1 united
>>64167996
literally who?
/pol/ pls
Why is this thread full of Scots? Not watching the Euro 2016 draw lads?
>>64168096
>united scoring
>>64167996
>Naming your son Borthwick
Why do Brit do this?
>>64168067
fuck, forgot about it m8
>>64168018
>>64168067
>nearly 2016
>limmyposting
>>64168139
>Brit
you mean "why do niggers do this". Normal people do not
>little girl keeps running her buggy into the united players
>>64168183
Yay!
>>64168183
>he doesnt limmypost
1st for van lel managing a 1-1 draw
>all petting that sack of flesh like it's some sort of wild animal.
Lel
aww lil baby mascot :3
Why did they pan away when mata was about to do something super adorable with the little baby lads?
>>64168197
Why the fuck was a five year old pushing an infant in a carriage anyway
Everytime I watch man u, I have to have a drink in my hand lads
why isn't pereira getting playtime when all this shit youf is?
>>64168259
think you might be an alcohol
>>64168256
because people thought it was cute
AYY LMAO
It's ogre.
GET REKT YOU CUNTS
VAN LAAL
>de gay
JUST
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
lmao
omfg smdh
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THE BLOWOUT BEGINS
leling hard kek
BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO.
>THE CITY OF LANG BAAL
lmao nice start twats
Baby of doom lads
>THE CITY OF UNITED
>DE GAY
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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>manure
>score
>Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal >Van Laal
THIS FUCKING CLUB, MAN. THIS FUCKING CLUB.
WEW LAD WHAT A GOAL
>De Gay
ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN ABU's ALWAYS WIN
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKE
>van laal
>de gay
WEBM WHEN
>scored direct from a corner
WHEN WILL THE MEMES END
>poonited
its already over
HAHAHAHAHAHAUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHA
>M
>A
>N
>U
>R
>E
>tune in a little later
>miss the first goal
Also
>van Laal
>van laal
>de gay
>>64167597
real boring stuff so far nostrodamus
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH
>conceding directly from the corner
De Gay spilling spaghetti everywhere!
why is he always writing in his stupid fucking notebook
why can't his fucking assistant do it
CURSED BUGGY BABY
LGTSS LADS
JUST
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THE MEMES NEVER END
meme season to end all meme seasons
WEBM PLEASE
Lads.
United just got Bourne'd
>>64168472
CHAT
SACKED IN THE MORNING
>>64168018
based limmy
Superior tactics
LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
GOAT KEEPER
GOAT KEEPER
BRILLIANT GOALKEEPING
FUCK THIS LEAGUE AND THESE SHITTY WINDY STADIUM
FUCK THESE GAME RAISING CUNTS WHO WILL GET RAPED NEXT WEEK BY SOME SHITE TEAM FUCK OFF
YES I MAD
Fuck me those saves
>>64168498
BANE
he he he ill come back to laugh at you later
gotta watch the draw now
it's gonna be one of those days lads
time to crack open a bottle
FFS
>>64168468
He had to write down, "Do not let corners go directly in." Very important point to make at halftime.
AYYYYY
MANURE
>>64168525
RIGHT
Is Fellaini manure's best player?
>Van Gaal's philosophy
Muh sides
>Scottish
>Ginger
>Alcoholic
Next Yernited manager when?
if ManUtd lose to Bournemouth... they should just fire LVG right then and there.
>>64168558
Rooney
Honest question,
Why doesn't Van Gaal ever tell our directions or motivate? He just sits there.
>de gay
>>64167713
Why do they love football so much?
MUH PHILOSHOPY
>>64168558
best manure's players are either kill or playing for other clubs m8
>>64168556
MODULUS
Telepathy
>>64168592
part of the philosophy la
>Wake up late
>Manure already 1-0 down
Am I dreaming
you know we aren't even playing that badly
MANURE
>>64168592
Because he is shit mate, and I doubt his voice carries that far.
CHAT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
VAAANNNN LAAAAAAAAAAA
>Manure
>Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal has told Manchester United fans to get real and stop living on past glories.
>>64168592
All he would do is quietly tell Rooney "the philosophy." I imagine he gets it out of the way pregame so there's no need to say anything.
>>64168660
Fuck off you fat paki
United is shit
>>64168592
He has given them the tactics to win. Once the match starts it's up to the players to execute.
La
>>64168691
Translation
>I'm shit. Deal with it la
>an underlap
haven't seen Man Utd do that for so long
>2015
>taking out swinging corner
>fellaini
>muh possession
>de gay is world class they said
>>64168660
we're playing well, we were just unlucky. the wind caught it. we didnt get outplayed. we just need to show we can pull it back now.
i called it here
>>64168096
>>64168755
What a fucking hit.
>>64168755
damn. thats a beauty.
Is watching Man Utd give up an early goal to Bournemouth the equivalent of winning the premier league title to you losers? Unless you're a City or Chelsea fan, fuck off and win some silverware before you talk shit on United. It looks pathetic.
>Fellaini
>winning a header without fouling
so useless for his height
>>64168755
Straight from the corner?
>>64168660
you are just getting used to playing like shit m8 dont fool yerself
>>64168731
nice
>>64168755
Why are Bournemouth so fucking meme?
>>64168799
false-flagging ABU detected
Blind is so shit
>>64168799
Mad?
england-wales-slovakia
Just washed the dishes and Bournemouth have already scored?
How did that happened for gods sake?
>>64168801
le elbow man is a dumb lazy cunt that don't know how to position himself or jump
LOLOLOLOLOL
>>64168799
amerifriend if you want to become a united fan get used to this
hated adored but never ignored
>>64168755
What a meme goal desu
>>64168755
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FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE CANTONAS
>announcer
>man utd are really gonna have to change their philosophy today to get things going
>la
>>64168755
Literally scoring off a corner.
This is getting too unreal. I wanna believe in van lel but it's just getting so hard nowadays.
Bournemouth is quite windy though, not gonna lie.
ARRY
>>64168953
12 CANTONAS
11 CANTONAS
10 cantonas
9 canjsd
8 sjdskj
7 cnsdjn
6 shd
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE CAAAAAAAAAANTONAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
'arry checking his tweets
>>64169006
Does he ever fuck off?
Just turned in... 1-0 down already.
We're going to lose aren't we? Same old fucking team, formation and playing style. Bournemouth all over us.
>>64168957
>spend 600 million on players
>get beaten by the wind
Just back from taking a shit and missed the goal, was it good?
>>64169039
Mother Nature is undefeated
>>64169006
Triffic post, top quality
>>64169030
>we
>just tuned in
>going to lose
Fuck off you shit fan
>>64168954
>Doubting the philosophy
Mates, I have a 250 word essay due Monday on the floods of the Northwest. I haven't even started yet. How fucked am I?
>memetial
>Next Henry
marshital
>LE 80M MEME MAN
>>64169086
Thanks for the positive feedback
I post to impress
>>64169039
just like Shitty in Stoke...
>martial
>good
fucking finish that wtf
>feed the scousers
Obsessed/10
>Fartial
United are playing like shit, they must improve. They'll really struggle to win the CL like this.
>varela, memepiss, borthwick-ihaveaweirdface-jackson
over
>young, jones, schneiderlin
what's even happening
PLS BASED KOLLER AND OTHER GODS AN EASY GROUP FOR AUSTRIA
>>64169030
neck yourself my man
Fucking hell
Fergie's aged quickly
>MARTILEL
>wonderkid!
>best youth prospect in the world!
>HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS!
I can't take anymore christmas references from commentators
Why is Marshall so shit?
>>64169093
We're playing like shit. And I don't have to attend away games to be a "true fan"
>>64169145
Just post the machines dude. More entertaining than this
>>64169162
lel thats sir matt busby
>>64169116
Dude that's like 1 page. If you can't do that in 20 minutes you have down syndrome
Is the volume on crowd mics usually this loud?
I'm watching Sky btw
>>64169140
Just wait, they'll go down 3-0 and start singing the Steven Gerrard song
>>64169093
>Hey guys I was busy and wasn't able to start watching the game immediately
.....
>SHIT FAN GET OUT YOU NORMIE
ok aspie calm down
>>64169116
I have 100 word essay due monday on why females are important. I haven't even started yet. How fuckem am I?
WHAT THE FUCK FAILANI?
party thread
>>64169160
can we stop being shite at finishing please
>Martial pressing alone
>Depay/Lingard barely at the halfway line
>Midfielders even further behind
No chance to do anything, if United keep 10 men in their own half. They need to press together.
That fucking Sausage dog on the advert boards is more mobile than Fellaini
>>64169191
how new are you
england-wales-slovakia-russia
>>64169194
>crowd mics
kys desu senpai
>>64169205
>I have 100 word essay due monday on why females are important.
1. babies
2. blowjobs
3. vagina
4. anal
You'll never find the other >96 tbqh.
>>64169238
>we
>>64169140
It's tradition at Christmas you tit
>>64169191
hello new man
>>64169071
It was a meme
>>64169281
5. cleaning
6. cooking
>mfw this it literally how manure always played under fergie, the only difference being >muh man manager bullshit and fergie time
>>64169241
gengenpressing isn't united PHILOSOPHY !
Holy shit that luck
WHAT THE FUCK
>>64169281
>>64169321
Hello edgy 15yos
How in the hell did he control that
DE GOAT
Why are we not fielding the best of who we've got available? Does LVG truly underestimate Bournemouth that much?
>>64169332
>always played
'no'
fergies last 2 seasons ill agree though.
What the fuck is this defending... they have ZERO PACE or awareness. This is fucking awful.
If only Stanislas wasn't an idiot, it would've been 2-0.
Tried to do too much. Stupid cunt
>>64169332
literally: wrong the post senpai
>>64169372
DE PAKI
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT YOU NIGGER SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>64169337
M8 trust me, that high press all the way up the field works. I would know, it works great in fifa
I'm fucking sick of this cunt sport
>>64169116
Dude, I was stuck in the flood. Took me 7 hours to get home instead of the normal 3. I saw everything. People just left their cars on the roads lol
>>64169171
He looks so much like homer simpson
should have shot sooner
pull the trigger goddammit
>>64169266
yes crowd mics you twat.
these things
TOP LEL
FINALLY! PRETTY SHITE GOAL BUT FINALLY!!!!
>>64169372
DE CUTIE
fella lad desu senpai
GOOD JOB STANISLAV YOU FUCKING NIGGER HAD THE 2-0
YES FELLAINI
ALL MEMPHIS THOGUH
DAT RUN DAT TOUCH
GET THE FUCK IN
FELLAINII
suck shit keks
GET IN YOU USELESS CUNT!
Boruc a shit
about fucking time fucking afro nigger
>>64169416
Congratulations you've been Van Laaled
A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD A LITERAL GOD
I blame that stupid nigger that didn't shoot
Fuck him and fuck this match
>that fucking goal
Fun's over you ABU cunts
>Eddie Meme
Wind 1-1 Afro
Thank you based paintbrush
That fucking control by Memphis though.
Is it happening?
>>64169537
cheeky nandos m8
memphis has been much better recently desu
majestic goal
No bad, this team can comeback unlike rppney shit
What a struggle this season has become...
why is a dog running along the side of the pitch?
>corner
Oh fuck, here we go
>>64169537
why are you crying over that goal? are you upset?
NO NOT ANOTHER CORNER. OUR ONLY WEAKNESS
>>64169583
giggsy had a word with him and probably been giving him private coaching familia
>mata will never bulk up
disgusting desu. fellaini scrambling like a black friday nigger
>>64169628
>>64169575
>>64169615
he's an image on the advert board
If he were a real cunt he'd lick his finger to check the wind before kicking
:(
>>64169583
still waiting for him to dribble past a defender
any defender
>>64169460
thats a goal line technology. Fucking retard amerikan
>>64169546
>CONCEDING
>A
>GOAL
>TO
>MEMEMOUTH
>DIRECT
>FROM
>A
>CORNER
>>64169615
He's called Fellaini
>>64169615
Arry let his dog off the leash
JUST
Why is Balotelli on Utd's bench?
>>64169668
RARE
i n j u r i e s
>>64169664
That's the proper way to be a cunt, familia.
>IS KILLED
oh yeah another injury just what we needed lads
>>64169650
>wanting him to be any slower
>>64169625
where ins fucking england you from asshole
why isn't mata playing?
haha time for injuries
>>64169650
You like guys who lift?
More injuries than arsenal, fuck this shit.
What the fuck is wrong with these injuries
>>64169695
>luck
Please injure this meme man. Bring young on.
>>64169488
It's a paki. Not a girl.
>>64169687
FLAG
No team depth. And what they do have are low quality fillers, who shouldn't even be playing for United.
>Spend £250mil
>Achieve nothing
Manure have become Liverpoo
bring giggs out of retirement
>>64169575
500 M team right there la
>>64169810
>payed
retard
>>64169687
low quality b8
no one is that stupid not even you anon
>>64169723
>>64169773
None of those are rare.
CHARLIE
>best keep throwing young players into the blender
>>64169810
pic
>>64169768
its probably the >moyes samefag
>>64169740
It's a remote place called Colonial America, though the Queen's lost a bit of her touch here in recent years.
The injuries never end
>>64169834
YES THEY ARE
>>64169583
He got reunited with his rapist father
>bringing on Pereira
>not bringing on Powell and putting Mata wide
Surprised 2bh
>>64169810
>Payed
Abbo confirmed.
Why is Young getting BTFO.
I feel like van lel makes everything personal.
>still no young
>Glenn Murray on the bench
>Joshua King on the pitch
oh Eddie, you're so meme
>>64169867
Thank fuck you aren't the manager.
Why do brits want Van Gaal to fail? I mean christ look at that squad, it's a miracle that ManU is even competing for the CL
>>64169833
Then what is it , tell me . And btw that isnt crowd mic
Wish I had a gf to snuggle up with guys.
>>64169884
>>64169887
maybe he's saving him for the champions league
Pls score Pereira you sexy cunt
>>64169902
>you now remember Alan Pardew let Glenn Murray go to replace him with Connor Wickham
>>64167199
Brett Emerton confirmed for butthurt we never signed him
>>64169913
LVG had 2 summer transfer windows mate
why did van laal replace di maria with memepiss again?
Nani >>>> Depay
>>64169913
because he paid for the squad
>>64169913
>not enjoying comedy gold
>>64169927
c.uck
>>64169776
I gave your mother a high quality filler last night, m8.
gwan united
>>64169945
Because Di Maria was confirmed to be shit. It's better to risk a gamble and them being ace than to keep shit.
hi. im here to laugh @ manu.
>>64169913
>700 million on players
>it's a miracle that ManU is even competing for the CL
>>64169945
He stopped listening to Malaysian plastics.
>>64169944
>>64169959
He had one winter and one summer-window. Most transfers done in the first summer came from the club leadership and were absolutely retarded.
Van gaals signings have been decent
>>64169913
>Why do ABUs want United to fail#
gee I dunno Hans
>>64169976
Agueroooo pls
you now remember the flip
>>64169913
because he paid about 350milliond euros for this squad
BRING VALDES ON
R3EEEEEEEW
>>64169999
plastic is not a listening device burgerman
>>64170022
Oh boy
mata's been shite
>>64169915
>the providence of (You)
It's literally a shotgun mic and the fuzzy grey thing around it is a wind muff so it doesn't pick up wind.
Literally five minute in google will show you.
>>64169976
Quiet down now, relevant countries are talking, if I want a llama knit sweater I'll let ya know.
>>64170051
Did he died
Eddie Howe and Matt Ritchie kinda look like brothers.
>>64170051
gays
>>64170060
all season
van Gaal is literally a meme manager. he doesn't play young players because he thinks it's a good idea, he just throws on an endless number of them until one actually performs well and he gets praise for "trusting talent". what a hack
>>64170081
> this flag
> this sport
>>64170022
>>64170051
what happened to "what's the MATA" based flip?
that martial heart
>dat desire
I'm just here for the half time slag posting to be honest familiar
>>64170100
He joined ISIS
>>64170062
>muff
tee-hee
>>64170124
at least earlier he'd pop up with the odd goal or assist, he's done nothing since then
but still he's so lovable so I want him to stay
poonited dont deserve a player as good as martial
>Martial has glue on the boots
Fuck me, better dribbler than Messi. Needs to be shooting from further than 2 yards though. Trying to walk the ball in too often, an earlier shot might do more damage.
>>64170171
Yes they do. They paid millions for him.
manchester united fc are s**t
>dat close control
>Memeshall
>>64170144
He either killed himself shortly before >moyes was sacked or was lost at sea during a typhoon.
>>64170181
>better dribbler than Messi
piss off
>>64170163
probably senpai
Which club will save martial from this shitshow?
>>64170190
>Guerrero
What?
>>64166531
1-2 HAHAHAHA
ABU'S ON SUICIDE WATCH
Looking to break legs
Kids got a future
pereira got lucky there
nice to see someone getting booked without someone having to spaz on the ground
YELLOW
>>64169913
A: United were so dominant for so long that everyone else is bitter
B: He has spent an obscene amount to poach players other teams wanted, which will help encourage the rest of Europe to rip off PL clubs
C: Everyone in the UK has a mate or two who is a 'diehard' United fan and is currently blowing up Facebook with their Van Laal dissatisfaction, which is comedy gold
They got in it for success, and now they have Van Laal.
>he hit it too true
Has anyone ever seen Matt Ritchie and Eddie Howe in a room at the same time?
>>64170243
he struck that too well if anything
>>64170211
P$G
>>64170262
A football pitch isn't a room
>>64170238
>that flag
>this post
opinion discarded
>>64170164
<3 my baby faced waifu
What are the odds Fellaini gets sent off this match?
why wont someone catch that dog?
You know what Man U need?
Knawwledge
>>64170262
Kek
>>64170274
I'm from the UK you cunt.
>>64170316
I miss him
;_;
>>64170318
Go away
>>64170316
>that GOAT game
who /onlylostonce/ here
>>64170274
>that flag
>lost the war
>kek
how's it feel to be inferior to the colonies?
Memepissed
>>64170318
Fucking yanks pretending to know anything about football
>FUCKIN 'ELL REF!
>>64170318
build wall
>>64170318
you are of the North American master race. Dont ever let those yuropoor cunts or yourself tell you otherwise
I think United will score another late in the second half. They always play better in the second half and all this pressing from Bournemouth is going to tire them out.
That's what I'm hoping for anyway, I put £10 on United winning 2-1 after Bournemouth scored early.
>>64170347
>you could still be invincible if it weren't for walker's OG
>>64170298
Fellaini doesn't get sent off.
>>64170360
w-we have MLS though brit-friend, that counts for something, right?
>>64170318
>Muh heritage
fuck off
>>64170081
>relevant countries
>football thread
>The country that calls it soccer
Tell me more about your local team
McNair you twat
>>64170318
Cringe as fuck.
Who here /icecubesandwich/?
>>64170371
>yuropoor
How much debt is USA in?
>>64170374
Bournemouth are purportedly the fittest team in the league.
>>64170374
According to my digits, they will score on the 68th minute.
>>64170377
tbf rooney had an easy shot there, tottenham would have lost whether walker was there or not
>>64170318
>I'm from the UK you cunt.
Im so sorry
HALF TIME
SLAG TIME
POST NOW
>>64170398
I think the closest one to me is in Chicago but that's like an 8 hour drive or something.
Tell me more about your wonderful... um.. llamas?
>>64170412
Bit gay m8
>>64170387
Ok I give you that, least you are trying
>chelsea captain John Terry is with us
Literally why? Does he not feel any shame at all?
>>64170318
Good one. I'm from the UK too lol.
>>64170316
>that was 3 years ago
wasted my life
>>64170398
>Argentina
>Literally sub-human scum
pick both
half time fap time?
>>64170391
>>64170360
It's okay lads, I understand why you would be jealous. I'm in sunny California, and all the sun you are dealing with is the Sunni's from Syria.
>>64170442
I bet you are a paki
>>64170441
he was a united fan as a kid
>>64170440
Barely, all the fucking niggers with their meme hair
>>64170456
Almost five days since last fap. I'm growing strong.
Got bored during the match, decided to fuck with the effects settings
>>64170480
manchester united had literally 0 (zero) fans before 1998
>>64170517
A E S T H I C
Who is this semen demon?
>>64170517
watch the whole 2nd half like that m8
>>64170599
There's a fucking puzzle slider option lad, At least I'll barely be able to see how shit this match is la
WTF WAS THAT DEFENDING
CORNERS
OUR ONLY WEAKNESS
>>64171133
Nice dubs, manure finish m8
