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/bundesliga/ - Matchday 16 - Saturday Games


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>after 75 minutes
Bayern - Ingolstadt 2-0
Wolfsburg - Hamburg 0-1
Bremen - Köln 1-0
Darmstadt - Berlin 0-4
Hoffenheim - Hannover 1-0

>18:30
Leverkusen - M'gladbach
>>
HEY AHNOLD HEY AHNOLD HEY AHNOLD HEY AHNOLD HEY AHNOLD HEY AHNOLD HEY AHNOLD HEY AHNOLD HEY AHNOLD HEY AHNOLD HEY AHNOLD HEY AHNOLD HEY AHNOLD HEY AHNOLD
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Just checked transfermartk
>Marko marin unironically starting in games and scoring as well as assisting

What did he mean by this?
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>de gay
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>SHITBURG
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Wew, Lahm© scored a goal
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>Hamburg
>Bremen

the shithole of Northern Germany
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>>64165991
Good to see Darmstadt slowly getting to where they belong.
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>hamshit
>shitstadt
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>>64166013
>that sweet dummy run to pull the 2 HSV defenders out of space

nice
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>>64166006
dont know
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SVENTO SVENTO SVENTO SVENTO SVENTO SVENTO SVENTO SVENTO
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NUR DER HSV!

CL HERE WE COME!
>>
Is Lewandowski the 2nd best player in the world?
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Holy fuck Bruno. I'm so fucking angry. No fucking surprise that diaz wants to leave.
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>>64166054
HSV BRO-FIST!

I hope we keep the draw.
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>>64166026
The Aufstiegseuphoria could only last so long
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>>64166054
>>64166080
Stop shitposting.

>>64166074
Kill yourself.
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>>64166074
7th best
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>>64166074

Probably
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>>64166074
müller is better 2bh
lewy just padded his stats against golfsburg, he only got so many goals because they played like shit
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>>64166054
Are you guys really like this or is this a false flag?
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>>64166109
okay
>>
>>64166112
>>64166074
Fuck off you dumb plastic fans.
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>>64166121
Everything in /bundes/ is false flag
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>>64166128

rude
>>
>Leverkusen draws Barca
>Hertha kills Leverkusen

Is Hertha better than Barca?
>>
>>64166121
Its pretty obvious false flagging
>>
>>64166121
They really are like that. Win one game and suddenly EL/CL is possible. Then they play relegation.
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>>64166128
no
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>>64166106
just leave and take your fail with you.

HSV is the best team in the bundesliga.
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>>64166142
Transitive property says they are.
>>
friendly reminder that rafinha is german now
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>>64166141
>>64166158
Fuck off. You are not welcome here. You are the fucking cancer in modern football.
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>>64166128
I'm not a fan of any of the teams, I was just asking a question.
>>
>buyern gets destroyed by gladbach
>gladbach gets destroyed by city
>city gets destroyed by stoke

is stoke the best team in the world?
>>
>>64166172
but jogi doenst want him
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>>64166168
This.

There is no team with as much tradition as us.
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Lasogga is literally the most likeable player in the entire league
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>>64166174
?
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>>64166180
What if Liverpool beats them?
>>
DOST DOST DOST DOST DOST DOST
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>>64166174
why arent you at the stadium then? or posting in your native tongue?
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>>64166196
>Lasogga
>likeable
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>>64166174

I'm fine with that
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>>64166215
than they are bestest
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Looks pretty good for Hopehome against Hangover
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>>64166255
>weeb fag dislikes Lasogga

Just makes him even more likeable.
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>>64166281
>not knowing what a weeb is

Leave.
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>>64166267
Frontzeck fired, when?
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>>64166275
This year might be our year.
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>>64166300
>animu reaction images
>i-i'm not a weeb i swear, i study international business.
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>>64166193
so much this.

You love fussball ... so you just have to love the HSV.

The last relegation game had so much emotions ... Just watch this and tell me you wont get goose bumps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj_uVIgCUgI

saving your tradition within the last minute in your last game with your last chance ... this is not just totally madnesss ... THIS IS HSV!
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>>64166333
>>64166193
Fuck off you dumb plastic fans.
>>
>>64166333
fuck off, hsv is one of the cancers of german football

they need to go
>>
>>64166353
>>64166362
Bauern detected
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>>64166353
what a sad person you are, it's not their fault your team is terrible and stuck in a lower division so you go on the internet to call everyone plastic
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>>64166353
>>64166362

this is tooo good.

Diaz told vdv: Tomorow my friend, tomorow ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj_uVIgCUgI
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>>64166333
Fuck off, that shit was just embarrassing.

>need refball to beat the third from the second bundes
>celebrate like you won the cl
>>
gute entscheidung günni, du geiler platzhirsch
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>>64166397
you are really this mad, mh?

We celebrate this much, because we have saved our tradtion und geschichte.

Thats someting you and your silly bauern verein will never understand and experience
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>>64166389
Stop replying to him
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>>64166321
>not knowing what weeb means

Just kill yourself already.
>>
>>64166472
Stop replying to him
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>>64166397
this
>tradition
>geschichte
hsv invested so much money in the last couple of years, they should have played europe league for a couple of seasons now, at least.
the sad thing is, that none of that money was theirs to begin with.
>>
>>64166560
WTF? Just show me another team (besides bayern) that buys players from their own money ... they all have huge sponsors in their back.

besides bayern almost every team has debts ... werksteam doenst count
>>
HA HO HE desu
>>
HA ES VAU
DIESE SAU
STECKT DEN PIMMEL
IN KAKAU
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>bayern doesn't have sponsors
k
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>>64166333
>implying your relegation shit game was special
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>>64166678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf2-jly_-Qg
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>>64166275
>>64166307
No. Ibisevic will get more red cards than goals in the second half of the season. He never stays consistently good.
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>>64166815
its much older than that. kids used to sing it in the 80s here

of course millenials wont know
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Denmark you fucking asshole, post the lineups
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>>64166852
>was born in the early 80's
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>>64166885
1977 actually
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>>64166945
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>>64166945
>being 38
>still being on 4chan

better go spend some quality time with your wife and kids
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I hope I kill myself before browsing /bundes/ with 40
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>>64167015
I dont have either baka
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>>64167074
Damn senpai, your life must be full of lonelyness and depression. Don't you think that it's time to go out with style?
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>>64166868
I only really care about my own club
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>>64166389
They are plastic fans, though.

>>64166619
Fuck off you underage newfag.

>>64167026
>>64167015
Kill yourself,normalfag.
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>>64167074
you are part of the reason for our demographic crisis then

>expecting me to pay your pension
forget it!

now get out there and impregnate some female
>>
>>64167132
I have a bf who loves me a lot so no
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>>64167191
>bf
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Gladbach vs Vizekusen

Who is going to take it?
Personally i bet on a remis.
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>>64167191
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>>64167218
and that's why you don't have money

Gladbach draw no bet is 3.00
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>>64167218
Gladbach desu

Schmidt fired afterwards, Leverkusen have the winter break to look for a new manager.
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gladbach will rape vizekusten desu senpai
>>
Kleine Erbse gegen AC
Gladbach will surely win
>>
>>64167262
>>64167268
Underage newfags please leave.
>>
http://www.zdf.de/ZDFmediathek/kanaluebersicht/492#/beitrag/livevideo/1822600/Das-ZDF-im-Livestream

EM Draw in a few bings
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>>64167262
>desu

fuck off you dumb weeb
>>
Lewa Huawei ads up all over the Copenhagen metro and other train stations, plus on tv.
He is now a global superstar.
>>
>>64167321
Shut up you lonely fag.
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>>64167295
I don't care
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>>64167295
Based
>>64167350
>losing against Sweden
>>
>>64167350
ur just a salty lil butthurt faglord cos u didnt quality you bootyblasted faggot bitch
>>
>>64167350
And no one cares about your dumb spam either. Now fuck off you lonely fag.
>>
We're focusing on the next VM. Our talents are still a bit too young for 2016.
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>VM
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What did he write
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>>64167652
>You are a faget
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>>64167652
"Score"
>>
>>64167605
Virtual Machine

>>64167652
>I hate these customers behind us
>>
>>64167652

I like you.

Do you like me?

[ ] YES
[ ] NO
>>
>>64167605
Verstecke Machine

Like Surf or Cut
>>
>>64167652

"pass the ball next time"
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>>64167652
>Schalke
>>
>no Johnson

Leverkusen win
>>
>Farca

Maybe Bayern can win the CL
>>
>not watching bournemouth - united
>>
The bundes game should be fun. Shame it was a CL week.
>>
>>64168171

I'm lurking that thread
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>>64168226
bundes hasn't been fun for years
>>
>POONITED

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

DIRECT CORNER EVEN
>>
>kiessling starting
>kiessling playing
>>
something happened
>>
that dive
>>
almost missed seeing the goal
>>
Era penal

Is ch7 elite?
>>
dumb piece of shit Reif BTFO by based Markus Merk
>>
>marrrrmood darrrroood
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>>64168606
we'll see once leverkusen gets good again
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r u watching the draw
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>>64168606

maybe

>>64168709

no
>>
>>64168693
>refball

shut the fuck up you piece of shit

Merk said that's not enough for a penal
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>>64168755
>>
>>64167652
Show the world your better than Messi
>>
>>64168755
rofl
>>
>>64168736
How is it not a pen? If it was not in the penalty box, the ref would have given a FK.
>>
>david guetta is at the draw
UGH
>>
Kiessling is suddenly Messi
>>
>>64168839
it is a clear pen
>>
>>64168839
are you blind? Chicha is actively seeking contact with the defender

look at him almost jumping into him

ref would have probably given a pen without that jump
>>
>>64168839
>>64168905
they should just outlaw body contact desu
>>
>>64168905
shut up you dumb piece of shit
>>
GERMANY BOLAND :DDD
>>
>>64168935
bibi pls
>>
>>64168935
>>64168982
We know that you are gladbach fags. It's alright
>>
>>64169046
maybe next time you should listen to what world referee Dr Markus Merk has to say you dumb plastic fan
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>i care about international football
>>
>>64169103
I am unworthy in his presence
>>
is Lars Bender ded or something
>>
>>64169541
yes

has to have knee surgerys
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>>64169104
>I am a modern football fan
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>>64169651
>france, england, germany, spain, belgium, and portugal all in the same group
wew
>>
>>64169659
>his national team isn't even qualified
>>
>being a nationalist
>>
What happens if Russia meet Ukraine in the knock out rounds? They grow up and realise this is this and that is that? Or do they not play?

>his
>>
leverkusen score
>>
KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING KIEBLING
>>
how undeserved
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>>64169797
they should both be disqualified desu
>>
>kiessling
>>
>>64169797

they take weapons on the field and take each other out
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>>64169797
why are russian teams are not allowed to play ukrainians? Are they going to murder each other with the ball or something? I thought politics were not allowed on a pitch
>>
Classic Xhaka
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>>64169936
Probably crowd safety issues
>>
I keep thinking Hitz = Sommer.
>>
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Christensen is a fine looking lad

>>64169996
just put barriers or the police
>>
Gladbach's crosses are horrible
>>
>>64170091
Yes
>>
>Korb

Blimey, he should have scored then
>>
>>64170091
he looks retarded
>>
>>64170167
You must be very proud
>>
>>64170192
no he looks fine. Looks young, a bit androgynous. Too bad about the asimmetry
>>
>>64170217
We all are
>>
Are you ready?
>>
>>64170349

ya
>>
>>64170349
:3
>>
P o s s
Post German porn please
Post sor n
>>
>Lelarabi
>>
>beautiful rabbi
>>
Chicharito getting mad as fuck during that setpiece
>>
wow nice fk by raffael
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how I fucking hate Leverkusen

unable to score on Barcelona D and embarrass us in Europe then beat Gladbach 2-0
>>
CHICHAGOAT
>>
>>64171402
>shit the bed in Europe
>do just enough to be in Europe the next season
>>
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say my name
>>
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKERS
>>
>>64171443
KIEB
>>
KIEBLING
>>
>tfw you realize the Swiss can't properly spell Kießling's name

oh wow
>>
>>64171522
We do have ß. We just choose not to use it.
>>
>>64171545
Why not?
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>>64171443
Who are you?
>>
>>64171443
KEKLING
>>
>>64171460
>>
CHICHARITO
>>
CHICHI
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Glad beck exposed?
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>>64171567
Don't know. Seems it's disputed why we did away with the ß. Could be because it simply had no room on Swiss keyboards, since the French accents needed space. Could be to distance Swiss writings during the Nazi era.
>>
CHICHARO PLS

THEY'RE DEAD

STOP
>>
CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH
>>
HAT TRICK
KLEINES ERBSE
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this league is such a joke
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>m'gladbach are a good team
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>german goalkeeping
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>>64171811
>that goal keeping
no wonder he scores so many
>>
>dat music
TOP CHEECH
>>
>bayer playing mexican music when chicharito scores

Kinda funny
>>
>>64171817
why?
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the little bean looks transgender to me
>>
LA CHICHARITO, LA CHICHARITO
YA NO PUEDE CAMINAR
PORQUE NO TIENE, PORQUE LE FALTA
MARIHUANA QUE FUMAR
>>
Tfw today is Saturday
Tfw I missed whole Spieltag

Fucking neetism
>>
Nice Meme league
>>
i just want to remind you that hertha is now 3rd place
>>
>>64171849
To be fair, that's the Baile Tapatio, which is traditionally from Guadalajara, which is where Chicharito is from.
>>
>>64171857
>failing to score on a Barcelona D team who did even less than this shitty Gladbach site just because "oh god it's Barcelona we r so scared help :((((((" and embarrassing Germany in Europe
>3 days later beat the team who beat Bayern last week 10-0
>>
>die schnellste maus von mexiko playing

lel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfEDO1uZxVA
>>
>>64171900
Tecatito to Bundesliga when?
>>
Are leverkusen now the best team in Bayern?
>>
GRACIAS DIOS POR HACERME TAPATIO >>64171914
>>
Gladbach collapsing again?
>>
>>64171917
>football is a game of rock, paper, scissors

this is what autists truly believe

but I'll play along with you:

Leverkusen beat Gladbach who beat Bayern. Is Leverkusen now just as good and Manchester City?
>>
>Van Laal

>>64171947
now they already lost to Munich
>>
>>64171900
>your league will never be as good as Liga MX powered by Narcos

why live
>>
>>64171755
ofc
>>
>>64171947
Not until Charles comes back lad.
>>
>>64171976
>Is Leverkusen now just as good and Manchester City?

Leverkusen is probably better than City

many teams are

I wasn't talking about how good teams are but how little effort Leverkusen showed against Barca D. They needed one goal to advance and did fuck all. Did you watch the game? Kießshit was walking around on the pitch 10 minutes after getting subbed in even though his team was attacking.
>>
I go throw out the trash and leverkusen scores 4 goals. What happened?
>>
>>64171942
hes gonna replace le cut inside man m8
>>
>>64171879
I got up at 15.20 to watch bundes and I'm already tired again. Being a neet is hard.
>>
>>64171900
>André-Pierre "Pippo" Gignac is scoring goals for fun in his league
>>
>>64172053
How far do you have to go?
>>
>>64172038
good they got their spirits back then
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>>64172071
AJAJAJAJ

TIGRES TE KIERO
>>
>>64172098
he had to go to the hospital after getting shot
>>
>mexicunts thinking cheech is a meme

not like you have better players to be honest
>>
>>64172123
>
>>
>>64172113
he actually goes to shitty neighborhoods and plays 5 a side vs cholos

pretty cool guy 2bh
>>
Karim "le Arab dribble and miss shots man" Bellarabi
>>
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>>64172150
but seriously
Kevin Kampl is a beast
why is he in lev?
>>
>>64172098

Its a 10-15 minute trip to the dumpster and back.
>>
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>tfw can't understand what this guy says
>>
>>64172150
nigger we love that guy, hating on him is a meme
altho he misses a lot of easy chances in the nt, yet he's like the second top scorer ever for mexiko
>>
>>64172206

Dortmund didnt want him anymore. I thought he was pretty good.
>>
>>64172206
he knows Schmidt from their time at Red Bull Salzburg
also he was at Leverkusen on loan before

Didnt really manage to play well at Dortmund
>>
>chicharito scores
>mexicans appear

everytime
>>
>>64172286

what were you expecting, cambodians?
>>
>>64172305
Chicanos
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>>64172286
grüße
>>
trashing bayern and losing 5 0 to vize how?
>>
>>64172305
Any good mexican pornstars?
>>
>Khoun Laboravy scores
>cambodians appear

everytime
>>
>manure
>>
>>64172372

Not really, better look for other kind of latinas senpai
>>
>>64172346
saludos

but why do latinos love bart simpson so much?
>>
>>64172372
Pre-boobjob Daisy Marie was GOAT
>>
>>64172372
look up sexmex
>>
>>64172425
I only know Lela Star and Alexis Amore. I need more though.
>>
Could some bundes bro post a webm for Cheech's 3rd goal? I missed cause I was making fun of Van Lal in another thread.

>tfw I've been supporting this tranny looking faggot since his debut for Chivas against Necaxa in 2006, waiting patiently for him to score his first hat-trick for a club and I missed it cause I was bussy shitposting on a Vietnamese image board.
I-I guess It was not meant to be
>>
>>64172546
>>64171753
>>
>kramer is weltmeister
>>
>>64172513

Yeah check sexmex like some other anon said, there are some girls worth checking out in there
>>
>>64172513
melody petite is the only relevant mexican pornstar that isnt shitcana
>>
anyone else here who hates the Germans ITT?

>>64172546
http://www.flashscore.com/match/WnDyxiRH/#video
>>
>>64172585
That's Kießling's goal tho

The Mexican wanted Chicha's goal
>>
>>64172611
>El de marisol arana
que lindo es ser tapatio.-
>>
>>64172585
I was talking about Chicharito's 3rd goal bro
But thanks anyway
I like you
>>
>>64172585
????

>>64172546
>>64171860
>>
>>64172635
fuck off antifa
>>
>>64172635
thanks
>>
>>64172635
fuck off Merkel
>>
>>64172626
>>64172611
>>64172493
>>64172482
Thanks guys, will take a look.
>>
since this thread is full of mexicans suddenly, let's discuss each other's cultures

should germans and mexicans blanda upp more often?
the results seem promising
>>
watching Leon~
>>
>>64172786
>Huppenkothen
>Literally: Shit on tits
>>
>>64172809
trying to watch movie but dont find stream :v
Too hipster maybe.
>>
>tfw you will never be an Aryan
>tfw you'll forever be a Rassenschandenbastard

Cutting wrists soon desu.
>>
>>64172840
wut

keep learning the language, syrian
you're not quite there yet
>>
>>64172809
good
>>
>>64172809
Goretzka?
>>
>>64172786
honestly only way to make german girls attractive is to mix them

so yeah send wommins
>>
i like mexican food 2bh
>>
>>64172786

I wouldn't complain, those results are nice, and then it also has great results in football, Jurgen Damm has great potential

How is the refugee situation going on at Germany?
>>
>>64172372
haley paige
>>
>>64172809
gonna watch patlabor
>>
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>>64172635
yeah, germans are dumb xD
>>
>>64172898
Hupen = Euphemism for tits
Koten = Taking a shit

Huppen, kothen = old spellings of the same things

lrn2etyomology, Machmud
>>
>>64172786
>vanessa huppenkothen's father is a >schalke fan

DROPPED
>>
>>64172710
you could also just have scrolled up you lazy beaner >>64171860
>>
>"Hupen"
>Euphemism
>>
>>64172917
no, you send your women here

but not the brown midgets
i want the hot bimbos that shake their bundas on your TV shows
>>
watching Un homme qui dort (1974)
>>
>>64172840
learn german, Abdul
>>
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>>64173108
why do you want male niggers to shake their ass you homo?
>>
Kießling is such a qt.
>>
>>64173225
Watching an awful Christmas show with some of Denmark's favourite entertainers.
>>
>>64173229
>>64173019
silly samefag
>>
>>64173229
>can't refute the fact that "hupenkoten" means "shitting on tits"
>gets this mad

oh baby
>>
>got an invite to silvesterparty
>my gf and her bf will be there
>don't want to lose my spaghetti by going asleep early like I did all the other silvesters

what do?
>>
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>>64172635
Me t-b-h
>>
>my gf and her bf
is that a meme similar to "my wife's son"?
>>
>staying up past midnight
edgy
>>
>>64173410
>my gf and her bf
>>
>>64173546
oui
>>
>>64173410
do you have a split personality ?
>>
Is the maymay over?
>>
Definition of Fliesentisch TV this
>>
>hammering something on a wall at 9pm
>>
>>64169906
>>64171629
>>64171753
>>64171811
>>64171860

WTF
>>
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>>64173805
>>
>>64173951
That's clever.
>>
>>64173546
desu
>>
>>64173951
what is the shoe for
>>
>>64174186
so it's feet don't get cold
>>
>>64174186
to avoid damaging the wall
>>
>>64174261
ah makes sense, thanks
>>
>>64171629
Damn, chichagod is learning how to move the legs
>>
>>64171914
>Baile Tapatio
Jarabe tapatío
>>
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>>64173410

>my gf and her bf
>>
>>64165965
Will the bundesliga still exist when Sharia takes effect? Will native Germans be allowed to participate?
>>
>>64174465
No, fußball is haram
>>
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Chicharito confirmed transfer of the season

Chicharito + Kießling confirmed best strikeforce in the Europa League
>>
>>64174465
yes, bundesliga is stronger than sharia

will white people still exist in america when the black-brown majority in the US takes effect?
>>
>>64174546
Utah is still making lots of white babies.
>>
>>64174525
Chicharito + Kießling = 0.0001 Aubameyang
>>
>>64173064
Wow rude
>>
>>64174615
>obamayoung
>waste plenty of chances
>do tap ins
>opponents concede before the game

wow
>>
>>64174609
>mormons
>white
>>
>>64174546
Pedro's building a wall >>64174638

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1446825360556.webm
>>
>>64174465
>>64174609
>>64174679
Post your shit on /int/, nigger.
>>
>>64171817

>a buyern customer has been spotted
>>
>Americans come in and run every meme into the ground, disrupt the discussion, destroy the thread and generally be unfunny

every time
>>
>>64174788
some of them are good, don't generalize

the one american who always hangs around in /bundesliga/ is alright
>>
>>64174829
it's called /bundes/
>>
>>64174829
what I described is the norm

>the one american who always hangs around in /bundesliga/ is alright

he's a dumb customer
>>
>>64172372

sophia castello.
>>
>>64174829
No, he is not alright. He is a dumb plastic fan.
>>
>>64172197
source? that would be hilarious
>>
/bundes/ should watch Duell um die Welt with Joko and Klaas together like we do with SDR
>>
>>64175766
>watching anything with Joko and Klaas

Pleb. Leave. We should watch Berlin Tag & Nacht together, though.
>>
Boxing fans are the lowest of the low.
>>
>>64175798
Fabrizio ist voll zweet
>>
>>64175975
True. Ole is retarded as fuck, though. He is really annoying.

I only like Leon now.
>>
>>64175766
>watching fags do faggy shit
>>
*deletes /bundes/ account*
>>
>there are "people" in here, who hate the land of the free, the defenders of western civilizattion, the home of those who died in the battle against fascism, the greatest country on earth: U S A

wow
>>
>>64176540
were you cackling as you typed this
>>
>>64176540
can you vote for Trump from your military base?
>>
>>64176432
please don't
>>
Allaho
>>
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So how does /bundes/ rate him as a coach?
>>
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I'm new to Munich, which one of these is best?
>>
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>Rathina is the Sportstudio guest
>>
>watching zdf
>>
>having eyes
>>
>>64177114
Paulaner seems popular on here
>>
>>64177542
14/15 chelsea training short and a white tee
>>
>>64177542
not much
>>
>>64177542
Shirt and tie. No socks.
>>
>>64177542
anodized aluminium sheets~
>>
>>64177537
second worst white beer
(erdinger takes the cake)
>>
>>64177586
...

>>64177598
lewd
>>
>>64177537
i don't drink wheat beer
>>
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>>64177659
>>
>>64177708
haha, funny pic
>>
OFFICIAL WEISS BIER POWER RANKINGS

1. Schneider Weiße
2. Maisel's Weiße
POWER GAP
3. Kapuziner
4. Franziskaner

9001. Paulaner
9002. Schöfferhofer
90001. Erdinger
9000001. Hasseröder and the like
>>
>>64177708
mind if I save it?
>>
>>64177740
not at all
>>
>>64177740
go ahead :-)
>>
why does Britain have the best reaction images?
>>
>>64177773
thank you
>>
>>64177542
adidas pants, dodgers t-shirt and LA cap
>>
>>64171911
Is there a problem?
>>
>>64177758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp3fxyZFCoo
>>
>watching Let the right one in
>she gets into his bed naked

ohLALA
>>
>>64178381
>she has clothes on her in the American one

it's Chloe Moretz tho so it's a tie
>>
>>64177542
3/4 non faggy jogging pants
black puma shirt
>>
>>64178759
>3/4
>non faggy

Impossible.
>>
>>64177114
Gustl
Also try Tegernseer and Schönramer if can get your hands on it.
Also Weißbier.
>>
ugh, re
>>
>>64179319
you reactivated your account??
>>
>shitbach
>>
>shitnited
>>
where is everyone?
>>
>>64180077
yes?
>>
>>64180133
hello
>>
>Mapcиaнин / The Martian (2015) HDTS-Rip 720p | D (R.1.0) - HDREACTOR

>Mapcиaнин / The Martian (2015) HDTS-Rip 720p | D (R.1.0) - HDREACTOR

>Mapcиaнин / The Martian (2015) HDTS-Rip 720p | D (R.1.0) - HDREACTOR

GET IT BOYYYSS!!!!!!!!
>>
>>64180077
I told them to go to bed and they did it.
>>
>>64180218
>hdts
>hd telesync

ewwww
>>
>>64180255
they are probably just pretending
>>
>>64180278
Got any better action movie in petto?
>>
>>64180289
how did you know?!
>>
>>64180351
I took a guess
>>
verloren kacke
>>
>>64180454
what did you play?
>>
>>64180322
sorry I do not watch the celluloid jew
>>
In my bed, listening to the rain.
>>
>>64180594
monopoly
>>
>>64180617
Got any tingles going on in your scalp?
>>
>>64180648
No
>>
watching cs pro league finals
>>
>>64180645
Cool
>>
>>64180669
How have you not fallen asleep yet?
>>
>>64180674
Sounds fun
>>
>>64180729
http://www.twitch dot tv/esl_csgo

it is
>>
>>64180698
Watching Top Gear on mute and browsing /tv/ on my iPad.
>>
>>64180839
teevee is the best forum to browse when in bed
>>
>>64180747
Not going to click that, I'm working with my dick now
>>
>>64180877
Yeah
>>
got any action flicks in the cue?
>>
>>64180905
dont flex off too much. its small enough already lol
>>
>>64180933
It really is
>>
so i was listening to that song that always plays during sky werbung

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPFBFCQk-Wg

i know why they dont play more than the refrain now desu
>>
>>64180931
boku no pico
>>
>>64180931
Watching The Maze Runner(2014)
>>
>>64181023
thanks

>>64181010
already seen that
>>
>>64181060
watch pulp fiction oder so
>>
the jurassic park chilean bass breads are great too. always a fun read
>>
still dont know wether it's chilean sea bass or chili and sea bass, which makes it even more fun
>>
night
>>
Ridiculous gap of quality between the leagues

Should send them Rooney, he would score 40 in 12 games there
>>
>>64181234
hmmmmm Isla Sorna, Isla Nubla and the test site isles are part of Costa Rica and located in the Southern Pacific

Chile's coast is where? the Southern Pacific

later we see Chef Alejandro serve Sea Bass BUT we never see him serving Chili

so maybe, just maybe it's Chilean Sea Bass
>>
>>64180839
>browsing /tv/
who would do that?
>>
>>64182450
everyone who is welcome in /bundes/

/tv/ is /bundes/-core
>>
Good night
>>
>>64185085
it's fucking 3 am
>>
>>64185163
who is fucking 3 am?
>>
>>64185457
it
>>
the Clown
>>
>>64172786
Late as fuck, but... if you say so, lad.
>>
I already can't wait today's match.
>>
>>64192950
same
>>
>>64178759
Partition right here
>>64178137
Kill yourself
>>
>>64192950
Unban me hiryuki
>>
good morning everybody

gonna go for a quick jog, brb
>>
>>64197786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBblICwxFtI
>>
>>64182370
fucking thank you. chilean sea bass it is

>>64182450
a milkshake detective
>>
Mia san Herbstmeister
>>
>>64201003
>my only two options for white sneakers are /fa/ memes
>>
>>64200915
I hope you OD on Glogg
>>
>>64201028
pop shuvit is a skateboard trick
>>
Can we get this started early?
>Chelshit
>Shitmund
>>
>>64201157
Good for you. I dreamt like crazy
>>
Based Stöger in Dopa.
>>
>>64201130
no bullying pls
>>
Ugh, Chelshit doesn't even play today
>Shitseshit
it is then
>>
>drawing with Deporivo La Coruna
Is this 2004 again? I'm talking about Barcelona
>>
augsburg uber alles
>>
>>64201130
chelsea game is tomorrow
>>
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>stöger at dopa

Nice.
>>
>Magath to Stuttgart

Yes, please make it happen!
>>
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rate my oc
>>
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>>64201861
Pretty shit
My kawaii Christmas logo is far better
>>
>>64179203
the non faggy refers more to the jogging pants
>>
>>64201861
>>64201940
Both are terrible
>>
>>64201723
>Magath in Germany again
pls not
>>
>>64202062
You're just a jelly slut
>>
>>64201940
pretty good

needs more UMR though
>>
By how many goles will Aue defeat Heidenheim on Tuesday?
>>
>>64202216
5-1 Aue
>>
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why is this thread autosaging
>>
>>64202083
>not wanting based magath

Shit would be hilarious. All dat meme potential.
>>
>>64202265
Very good
>>
>>64202307
>autosage

It's bump limit ffs
>>
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>>64202307
It hit the deleted postings threshold
>>
>>64202338
mMmMmMmM no
>>
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>>64202265
Great work desu-wa~~ !
>>
Dortmund is going to trash Eintracht
>>
>>64202307
It hit the Aussie shitposting limit
>>
>>64202386
if you'd ever visit a /cric/ /afl/ /nrl/ or au/sp/ thread you'd know that didn't exist
>>
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars?
>>
>>64202466
Do they still hand out and deduct credibility points while telling people to put their tripcode and/or proxy either off or on? That's always fun
>>
>>64202527
I don't think so
>>
>Bericht: Großkreutz-Wechsel zu Hannover 96 wird konkret
>Ein Wechsel von Weltmeister Kevin Großkreutz (27) zu Hannover 96 könnte konkrete Formen annehmen - dies berichten am Samstag mehrere türkische Medien sowie die „Hannoversche Allgemeine Zeitung“.
>Demnach habe der Bundesligist gegenüber Galatasaray Istanbul die Bereitschaft signalisiert, die für den Ex-Dortmunder verlangte Ablösesumme in Höhe von 3 Millionen Euro zu zahlen - zudem stehe noch ein mögliches Tauschgeschäft mit 96-Stürmer Mevlüt Erdinc im Raum.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>64202582
too bad the ausp thread is not eternal
>>
>>64202596
sad
>>
>>64202596
RIP his career
>>
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How does this image make you feel?
>>
>>64202596
>Weltmeister Kevin Großkreutz
Every time.
>>
>>64202635
Like
>WM-Torschütze Mario Götze
>>
>>64202613
Happy. Like the bag the fat one is carrying.
>>
>>64202694
Liverpool Anime
>>
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>>64202819
>>
hello I am here now and hope Arsenal wins
>>
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<--- me
>>
>>64202890
hey
>>
why do all the German normies like Arsenal
>>
>>64202937
you know that whole "we're the good guys of football"-marketing shtick the bundesliga and especially dortmund have been doing for the last years? well, arsenal have been at it for a lot longer
>>
>>64202937
because its a nice club and wenger is pretty much german
>>
New thread.

>>64202954
>>
make a new fucking thread
>>
>>64203180
the guy on top of you made one
>>
>>64203290
we have already stated our complaints there
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