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>Friday
Mainz - Stuttgart 0-0 (at HT)
>Saturday
>15:30
Bayern - Ingolstadt
Wolfsburg - Hamburg
Bremen - Köln
Darmstadt - Berlin
Hoffenheim - Hannover
>18:30
Leverkusen - M'gladbach
Will Ingolstadt do the impossible and unironically win the Bavarian derby?
shit op
>not listing Sunday matches
DELETE THIS THREAD
Decent OP
>it was a dry campus and no alcohol was allowed on the premises.
>>64146935
You spelled Disgrace wrong.
>not listing regionalliga nordost matches
DELET THIS
first for inevitable stuttgart choke
>not listing regionalliga nordost matches
good job op, thank you
>>64146992
wow, that's very rude
>>64146886
well at BYU you can't drink coffee or have sex before marriage or they kick out of school. So my campus wasn't all bad.
augsburg is gonna win
>>64147010
can you drink coffee after being married though?
>tfw there were summer and winter parties right in your Institute's building and all the students, postgrads and professors chilled and drank alcohol
Americans will never know that feel.
posting anime for Muto
>>64147026
No. That goes for the teaching staff too.
>>64147029
had a massive argument on a summer party of my institute with the faculty director, which ended me basically calling him an idiot
where is the japanese mainz fan btw?
>>64147029
>>64147057
Fuck off back to reddit you dumb normalfags.
>>64147069
in japan most likely
>>64147069
Someone like that doesn't exist. He wouldn't be a real fan.
Handball really is the most boring "sport" in the world.
>>64147029
>tfw high school dinner 2 years after graduation with people from the same year and the teachers
>>64147086
you're not a real fan
>>64147037
Poplar was the most disgusting bait & switch ever.
>>64147099
He's a big fan
>>64147073
/sp/ is for normalfags, brudi
>>64147118
is that social commentary on nvidia GPUs?
>>64147133
No, go back to reddit.
>>64147161
No, you go back. I'm 90% of all bundes posts.
What are you eating?
>>64147133
But ~bundesuu~ is only for kawaii anime girls
>>64147176
>/sp/ is for normalfags
>No, you go back. I'm 90% of all bundes posts.
lelmao
>>64147180
ur dads asspussy
>>64147180
honey salmon
also watching the cranes are flying
kamikaze muto
>friday evening matches
why do I even bother?
>>64147206
Wow
>>64147217
haven't watch one in a year or so lol
>>64147234
lol
>>64147234
atomrofl
>>64147234
im watching csgo at the same time http://www.twitch dot tv/esl_csgo
night
>>64147262
Underage fuck off.
>>64147279
esports is way more exciting than athletic sports ;)
>>64147275
>>64147262
samefag underage lol xd
>>64147298
http://images.fnatic.com/imagedb/full/10587.jpg
>people watching guys like this play video games
>exciting
>friday night /bundes/
>German /sp/
Please go back to your facebook profiles, Sören, Torben and Maximilian.
>Werner
>>64147348
My name Mahmoud
>>64147335
>people watching guys who look like b-movie villains kick a ball around
>exciting
TYTON
>>64147373
world class save 2bh
>>64147366
id rather watch b-movie villains than fat no-necks desu senpai
>>64147366
You had me at "watching guys" :^)
>pog is the only one actually watching the match
bless her
Karius looks like a cheap comic book villian or a villian from austin powers.
>Muto bowing after getting subbed off
CUTE
the 1st half was quite nice, the 2nd was shit tbd (to be desu)
>i cant even win a bet when i bet against stuttgart
Really looking forward to all that football tomorrow. I think I will drink a lot of glögg too.
I think we have a memestealer in our midst
>stuttgart didn't concede
is this real life?
>przemyslaw "titi" tyton
LMAO
> I will drink a lot
we know
>check bank account
>€40 left to buy Christmas presents and food for 20 days
feels bad
Good night :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPVa6CwInD8
where is cheeen?
>>64148299
suck my cock dude
http://www.espnfc.com/club/bayern-munich/132/blog/post/2746512/thomas-muller-is-a-local-boy-adored-by-bayern-munich-fans
>>64148434
suck my glögg denmark
>>64147644
a mief?
>>64148434
>its an ESPN-states-the-obvious article
Hello I am here now
>>64148693
Suck my dick, mate
>>64148875
what do you actually do all day
>>64149523
sorry but I don't have my microscope at hand so I'd be unable to find it
>Kroos: Einen Profifußballverein mit einer Familie gleichzusetzen halte ich für problematisch. Schon allein deshalb, weil sich weder bei Bayern noch bei Real alle Mitarbeiter im Verein kennen. Die Vereine nutzen diesen Vergleich, um eine Verbundenheit zu demonstrieren, die es aber so nicht gibt. Vor allem nicht in Krisenzeiten.
>>64151549
he's right desu
>>64151549
>a company is big
Toni "breaking news" Kroos
I can understand him talking shit about Bayern but why is he talking shit about Real? is he not getting enough play time?
>>64151641
>telling the truth about the football business is "talking shit"
oh wow....
>>64151641
he can afford to be honest
>>64151678
it is the truth but it's also talking shit
example:
everyone knows you're a fag but your parents don't really want to hear about it
>>64151717
you seem butthurt and disillusioned. maybe you have lost the ability to appreciate?
>>64151755
why are you so mad
another example:
hoeneß is a criminal
do you think Rummenigger wants to hear Thiago giving an interview where he says Hoeneß is a criminal?
>>64151774
I don't see how saying 'Real isn't a big family' is insulting to the club
>>64151774
Why do you assume I am mad because you think Kroos is talking shit by telling the truth?
He gave an interview to a nonsports newspaper. I don't think that in any way constitutes "talking shit", he's just being honest.
Real is no "big family" and never will be. They're just too big for that. Maybe you have that kind of intimacy at your Kreisligabolzplatz, but certainly not in a company where millionaires are paid to produce entertainment on a regular basis.
>>64151890
>Why do you assume I am mad
>3 books full of text follow
wew lad
>>64151908
>3 lines of text
>books
Dorftrottel pls
>>64151978
>Dorftrottel
wew lad
>>64151991
>calling a girl "lad"
CRINGE
RINGEC
INGECR
NGECRI
GECRIN
ECRING
>a girl
>>64152138
herman please, aren't you a bit old to become a woman
>>64152175
if juliane could I can too
>>64152314
woaahhhhh WOOOAHHHHH OOOAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
night bundes
>>64158546
sleep tight
>>64150152
I'm a big guy 4u senpai
does the post office consider saturday a "werktag"?
>>64160540
very underrated post
>>64160641
yes
>>64146901
is
>Wolfsburg - Hamburg
or
>Leverkusen - M'gladbach
gonna be more entertaining?
>>64161278
thanks
>Ein ganzes Arsenal von Waffen und Böllern hat die Bundespolizei bei zwei Fußballfans in Dortmund entdeckt.
>Die beiden 35-Jährigen aus Arnsberg waren vor dem Europa-League-Spiel zwischen Dortmund und Saloniki kontrolliert worden.
>Dabei fanden die Beamten ein Sichelmesser, einen Laserpointer, zwei kleine Messer, Pfefferspray, Quarzhandschuhe, einen Mundschutz, neun Polenböller, drei Silvesterraketen, Handfackeln und ein Banner mit der Aufschrift ACAB.
Go hard or go home...
>>64161298
leverkusen vs gladbach
BUNDES
DIE BUNDES
DIE BUNDESLIGA
BUNDES BUNDES BUNDES
BUNDESLIGA
>>64146962
this desu
B-F-C
Where is my fucking Bundesliga thread
why do all germans look the same
>>64162089
Clever editing
>>64162065
Which one of these degenrates are you?
>€4.95 electricity bill rebate
>>64162121
>being mad
>>64162129
you look content and happy
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
>>64162139
gonna buy a nice bottle of wine with that money
>>64162165
i would've bought a döner if i were you
>>64162200
if you were me, you wouldn't be a fatty though
>>64162218
that might be true :- (
>>64162132
The only badge these Nazis would have received in the 3rd reich.
>>64162165
why not glogg?
>>64162277
cause that's disgusting
>>64162277
it's called "glühwein" you cultural whore
What does Pep have in petto for the match against Ingolstadt? Will the injuries fuck him over? I don't think so!
where is everyone?
>>64162434
see >>63996957
>>64162437
oh right. I see.
>Weihnachtsfeier tonight
I don't want to go.
>weihnachtsfeier during the weekend
what
>>64162471
>>64162471
>>64162471
It's an internal one from the "office"
>spending you free time with people from work
>not being NEET mustard race
>>64162522
>>64162522
I met a good friend at work, we come along very well. You don't find these relationships very often.
But I agree: Weihnachtsfeiern should be forbidden and the people organizing them should be arrested.
>we come along very well
I wont watch sports today
I'll watch esports instead haha
>>64162581
do what makes you happy
If you want to bait bundes, you have to pretend that you're a customer
>>64162545
>friend
>from work
How many unemployed people will Stefan Raab leave behind when he quits at the end of the year?
>>64162613
Not that many.
>>64162613
a lot
it's actually a tragedy for Pro7
what do they actually have except for Raab shows that people watch?
that Monday (or Tuesday?) comedy slot and their Sunday evening movie
that's it
>>64162613
I hope that the person in charge of writing his jokes stays unemployed.
>>64147959
Disappointing.
I expected a german version of hold me thrill me kiss me kill me.
>>64162662
>>64162704
>>64162711
Do you reckon he cares for the future of the employees he leaves behind?
>>64162730
maybe
>>64162704
They probably try to start similar shows with Joko und Class
>>64162740
and fail
nobody does SPORTS shows as good as Raab
>>64162740
Why do people like these faggots again ? They are forced as shit.
>>64162772
bei anruf udo is pretty fun from time to time.
>>64162783
I don't really watch TV anymore but I saw their show like once and it sucked so much ass. First 7-10 channels are crap anyway but I don't get the hype. It's sad that many people are actually thinking that this is a quality program.
>>64162791
i feel ya. you can watch the bei anruf udo episodes on youtube if you're curious.
>>64162798
I watched the first 3-4 minutes and I don't get it. Maybe I should try again after I got my M.sc. Abitur just isn't enough to understand Pro7 anymore.
Feel bad for Reiner though. Should have stayed Sky/DoPa expert.
>>64161666
>Polenböller
DAS RACIS
>>64162740
>Joko und Class
Get those cvcks outta here.
>>64162704
They still show big bang theory, himym and such.
>>64162772
>>64162853
I don't even watch TV, you mongos. I'm just saying they're the next best Raab replacements at Pro7, like it or not.
Feel free to come up with decent alternatives (protip: you can't).
>ProSieben aired Les Zinzins de L'espace during 10 years
BASED
>>64162897
Shutting down TV all together.
/sp/ only needs streams to shitpost anyway
re
>>64162606
I don't understand your doubt. Why shouldn't one find a soulmate at work?
>>64162907
streams come from tv
>>64162937
Remove TV except for Sky then. Sky Go might work,too.
>>64162936
are you spiritually intimate with him? Most people from work are nice to each other for the sake of it and eating lunch together/going out together while talking only about mundane things is not really having a friend
>>64162979
I know. We don't do any of that. We met outside of work three times already.
>are you spiritually intimate with him?
No
>>64163038
did u fuck?
>>64162729
You like german versions of english rock songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIYRFvQMh7A
>>64163038
>>64163070
well?????
>>64163150
If only I had lived back then. I would have been the total player.
>>64163202
boring
FC Bayern line-up for #FCBFCI :
Neuer - Martinez, Lewandowski, Rafinha, Boateng, Lahm (c), Vidal, Müller, Badstuber, Coman, Kimmich
>>64163305
the only thing you'd have played then just as well as now is mütze-glatze u fgt
>>64163325
Why is Lahm's name copyright protected?
>>64163347
he opened a gay bar under his name
>>64163347
the (c) stands for captain in this case
>>64163342
why is /bundes/ so cruel sometimes ?
>>64163370
awww I'm sorry anon. of course you'd been a player back then. a player of "5 gegen Willi" lmao
>>64163404
Now you are just adding insult to injury
at least I can still support Bayern. That will cheer me up.
Björn, stop roasting Torben
where is everyone?
>>64163443
but my name is Sören
hello im kevin
>>64163468
waiting for kusen - gladbach
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs
Predictions for the Bayern-Ingolstadt match??
>>64163604
The team that scores more goals will win
>>64163611
this
i disagree
>mfw posting in a Cheeen~ thread
I'll watch the wolves vs hamburgers
>talking about yourself in 3rd person
hello neinhold
neini?
>tfw Cheeen~ posts something cute
hello I am jahold
>stealing pictures
>Wir werden die nächsten drei Spiele Vollgas und am obersten Limit spielen.
Why do cute girls in anime get younger and younger? The next oreimo will be with a 3 year old.
>>64163835
because insecure neckbears are all pedos
>>64163835
women are aging at an rapidly increasingly rate and cartoons have shifted to reflect this
>>64163857
this
compare a 25 year old woman to a 21 year old for example
it's a horror story every time
Why are Bayern fans and players such nazis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om-6zsFtxF8
>>64163897
yeah
>>64163897
You say it like it's a bad thing.
>>64163890
Was this made by tumbrlina.feminist.com?
>>64163890
if they started that at 13 though when everyone's obsessed with milfs
HSV is here to kick some asses.
Schürle are you even trying?
ihr seid alles kack normies
>>64163922
i have never been obsessed with milfs 2bh
the first girl i obsessed over was alizee
that wolfsburg-song is so terrible
Even the commentators enjoy saying tor in Sinsheim
Endlich wieder in der Allianz Arena! #miasanmia #bffsaturday #alaba #boateng #cuties
>>64164120
das event-fan-fühl
>sinan kurt
>>64164120
your friend on the right looks horrible
>>64164120
is that emily?
>>64164120
you can tell the girl on the left got drunk pounded all night long
just look at those eyes
>>64164081
the dream i had last night was me being at the stadium (I'm not so sure but I think it was at the Parc Des Princes) for a regular ligue 1 game. the other team had a red kit, or it was just a psg kit from some years ago. Before the game starts and everything, the stadium music was honour of silence by death in june. weird
>>64164167
pls don't meme around with the 'x'
>>64164153
rude >:(
>>64164169
yeah but she's ugly so i don't feel sad about it
>>64164167
dino heeerrrmannnnn tritt dem kack wolf noch jeder Zeit in den Arsch!
>neuer
TOR IN WERDER
hello?
>get phone call
>miss bremen goal
british webmbro, i need you now!
>>64164186
So true. The Dino is ready gentleman!
>colon
>>64164261
thanks!
JANNIK!
>>64164257
>>64164257
>>64164257
>watch football
>get phone call
the absolute worst
Wolfsburg bought the ref.
>>64164292
The ref is Wolfi in disguise. That's why he did the exercises beforehand.
>coman
>>64164261
My greatest ally.
>>64164289
getting one while fapping is even worse 2bh
Is Ralph Hasenhüttl an earth rocker?
>getting phone calls
>>64164325
Happened 20 minutes ago
>fap before /bundes/
>knock on the door
>>64164325
no
>>64164331
this
>>64164344
>opening the door when you do not expect anyone
>>64164325
getting one while eating an hot pizza is even worse 2bh
>answering the phone
>>64164325
answer it and keep fapping
best orgasm I ever had
>>64164344
>not asking whoever knocked on the door to take responsibility
pleb
>kaaderschahrbeck
>13 minutes passed
>not a single shot on goal yet
>>64164344
who was it?
a neighbor telling you to lower the volume of your porn?
HSV
HURENSÖHNE
>>64164373
yer mum
>>64164373
Johova's witness.
I did not want them to witness though.
I thought Bayern wanted to fix their injury problem? I mean sure, better now than next year in spring, but still
>turning down the word of God
Oh boy, are you going to regret this.
>shitstadt
>>64164409
thank you based cross flag.
Darmstadt are fucking shit desu.
>tfw don't even know my landline phone number from memory
>tfw just give everyone my mobile phone number
i mostly phone over what's app these days anyway
>>64164390
It's always beggars.
>Hertha styling on Darmstadt
>they will stay on a CL rank the entire winter
hsv so strong. aggggressive as furk.
you can clearly hear the hsv supporters shouting:
H S V and
Wolfsburg H U RENSÖHNE !!!
>Badstuber ded again
JUST
Holger Badstuber? More like Holger Cutstuber
>>64164425
*season
Can FC Audi win it today?
>>64164431
He's like Jesus. He will come back after 3 days
>>64164421
Same for me, but I can't really memorize my mobile number either. Had to save it in my own contacts.
>>64164421
>i mostly phone over what's app these days anyway
unterschicht confirmed
>>64164425
>>64164425
How can you not have enough of fucking Shiterkusen in the Championsl Eague?
>>64164447
Yes
Friendly reminder that all relevant Bundesliga matches start tomorrow.
>>64164450
>>64164421
same here
>>64164453
>implying anyone here has money
>>64164447
I wonder why Audi sponsors them when BMW you would think would be the natural choice?
>>64164447
Yes, Bayern will win
>>64164457
Thank fuck, I will be able to fully enjoy it without having to mentally prepare for a freaking Weihnachtsfeier with work colleagues I don't want to spend time with
>>64164456
The piss-poor Hertha squad will perform worse.
>>64164447
Maybe.
>>64164468
I do
>>64164470
cause ur a retard
that:
another dante mistake feel
>DANTE
quite sad how shit he's become
>>64164469
BAD stuber as in BAD luck, right? Surely you can't refer to his football and comeback abilities
>>64164483
Prove it.
>>64164470
Audi factory is in Ingolstadt
>>64164484
unhöflich
>>64164487
>>64164495
Its not his fault. He simply doesn't stand a chance against the mighty white bull.
>shitburg
Reminder that I have spent a day in Ingolstadt.
>>64164518
which one?
>>64164510
it was his fault. just pass the damm ball or clear it.
HSV has become so damm good, thanks Bruno!
>>64164521
Reminder that you should kill yourself.
>>64164518
>not hipster fanboying hamburglars yet
its an acquired taste
>>64164525
the one that just conceded
>>64164504
yes but BMW headquarters is in Munich
>>64164528
>brazillian_defending.pptx
>>64164469
Ugly Kastenkopf
>>64164521
did you buy an audi?
>>64164470
at least it's not arabic sheiks money...
>>64164542
I did not.
dat kimmich
>lewandowski
>>64164528
7:1inyourowncountrydefenceskills.mp4
>>64164539
FC Audi is FC Ingolstadt
>>64164552
what a waste of time then
>not scoring a header with your injured head
>>64164564
oh dear, my apologies
>>64164564
audi owns shares of bayern munich
Where did Werder get the Peru kits?
>>64164565
Yeah
>müller
HA HO HE
A
H
O
H
E
Why is it called Munich in English when it is called München in every other germanic language?
>shitstadt
>>64164610
They can't pronounce it.
>>64164606
nais
>mfw i have to wake up at 3:30am on monday in order to get fully prepared to work at 5am
just
>>64164615
"moon-shen" ?
>>64164583
Good investment
>>64164615
Lel, as per usual i guess
>inb4 after 29 games of not losing at home, Wolfsburg lose twice in a row
>>64164623
Do you work at IKEA or something?
>Hannover
Fuck off you fucking shitters. Don't give Hopp points.
>hertha on 3rd place
Why is the Bundesliga such a shit league?
green_frog_gun_tears.jpg
>>64164624
No, but the sounds for ü and ch do not exist in english so I don't know how to describe it to you.
>>64164633
beaucse the HSV has ORDNUNG!
>>64164638
no. we hand out christmas bags to our employees
>>64164647
Hertha win the games that they need to win while every other top team minus BVB and Buyern fuck up far too often.
>>64164651
because HSV has more BISS
>>64164647
>not expecting the Hauptstadt to be high in the league
Look at literally every other country.
It's not even 2016 and you can already seen Bayern won't stand a chance in the CL again this year because their injuries will fuck them over this time too.
kek
>>64164664
Those clubs aren't run by a cross-eyed joke
>>64164659
thats a main point. I really hate the bundesliga for this. + they have so many unlikeable team such as:
scheisse04
neverkusen
wolfsburg
hertha and so on ....
>>64164624
Mynchen
>hannoshit
>>64164678
offside 2bh
but it was hard to see, so i don't blame the assistant
Why doesn't Boateng just hoof the ball to Lewandowski until they score?
>this shit game
ugh
Is Bremen likable?
>>64164730
Very
>Rode's hairline
JUST
>>64164730
Yeah.
How do Rafinha and Coman even communicate on the pitch? In english?
>>64164624
Vocaroo this please: Mynchen
>>64164730
No.
And here is proof: >>64164739
>Der gefoulte Schütze schießt selbst
every time
>>64164730
no.
Dante already Player of the match .... gosh he looses ball after ball.
>Boojah
Because Denmark thinks Bremen are likable, Bremen are not likable. Got it.
>buy the ref
>still lose to hsv
Wolfsburg is shit.
>>64164624
the greek my+nsh+yen
Hopefully this ends the short run-up meme
A vague statement.
>shitah
>>64164779
very shit and the guy from sky already says:
shitburg is tired and they are no totally awake ... what a fuckin excuse
>ingolshit
>>64164800
the event-fans from shitburg already losseing it ... true supporters.
>>64164751
sorry friend I dont have a microphone
>>64164800
>it's dark and cold
>my feet hurt
>why is dante playing ?
>I wish you could be home watching Bayern and shitposting on /bundes/ about it
>>64164834
Use your mobile phone
>>64164834
>americans can't even afford microphones anymore
thanks obama
if only there was someone who could make america great again....
>>64164853
just a stylish freak dance
>>64164857
BERNIE !
>+1
>>64164857
sanders will do a great job
>>64164853
hoffenheim is so damm unlikeable.
Why are Bayern so shit today?
>>64164857
Sanders does not seem so bad.
>>64164773
It's just a friend of mine who likes to tease me like that ;)
>>64164894
no Robbe, Costa or Alaba
JUST
Is there anything worse than blocked shits?
>>64164902
I am just kidding. I support the Unstumpable
DRAXXLER .... OVER 9.000 KEKS!
I forgot to capture it but that Draxler foot movement was impressive
Schanzer sounds like a Rechts Rock band
>>64164914
>>64164919
>>64164914
>>64164919
>>64164914
What did he do?
>>64164926
Many german words do.
>>64164910
>tfw if Ingolstadt holds on to the draw and Dortmund wins tomorrow, it will only be 3 points
>tfw Bundesliga will become a 2-team-league again
but who am i kidding, it won't happen
bayern will probably win 2 or 3-0 in the 2nd half
>>64164926
it is
>>64164931
Had the ball in the left side of the box, 1v1, stumbles the ball out when he tried to tap it.
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
>>64164952
>not betting on a cheeky 90+ minute goal from Ingol
>>64164931
cant handle a simple trick and passes the ball by himself outside the field. it looked so damm grooosss
>>64164931
He fucked up a counter with a heavy touch, letting a defender catch up. He then tried to get passed him by kicking the ball past but he faked to kick it one way but did it another. It happened quickly, he must have supreme control of his ankle.
How's Almog playing?
dem magath kek tier glasses
>>64164979
Der Typ muss tot.
felix magath looks like hans moleman
>Rafinha, Lahm and Neuer with most passes
my sides
Poop is finished
Hasenhüttl is a pretty good manager, especially cause he isn't scared. Too many managers in the league who shit their pants when playing against Bayern and just want to come out alive in the end.
>>64165068
wait til the second half ... they cant go over 90 mins with that power.
bayern mostly score their goals in the second half ...
is this a good job to have?
top bantz
>>64165132
I prefer lewandowki-job
Just realized that Sky90 is probably called Sky90 because a football match lasts 90 minutes
>>64165216
it almost never lasts exactly 90 minutes
pretty much never
>>64164952
>Dortmund even getting close to 1st place
Don't forget the Hummels factor
>>64165132
Which one? Could be high pressure.
>>64164966
>>64164993
>>64165021
Gonna need to see this in motion
>>64165244
believe me ... you wont.
wait til sportschau starts :)
Lewandowski on for the 2rd half
>>64165271
Not gonna be there for Sportschau. Remember Weihnachtsfeier? Yeah ...
Maybe I'll make it for SPortstudio though!!!
>>64165232
Surely Hummels' Bayern-hate can be turned into Bundesliga points?
>>64165132
Doesn't look like it
>>64165291
2morrow on sport1 ...
>>64165294
Hummels is turning his skills into points for the opposing teams.
>>64165309
Nah
>>64165309
Fuck off, retard.
>>64165180
did they do this purposely ?
>müller
>>64165325
go and facefuck yourself
Dante still best player on this day
>>64165339
yes
>the city of defecation
that's one heavy Darmentleerung going on there right now
>>64165358
Fuck off you underage newfag.
>LAHM
FUCK
>Darm''stadt''
>shitstadt
Why does Bayern look like they are already beaten?
>>64165390
just fuck off you retarded fatfuck! please go to gelsenkirchen and update your membercard
>>64165423
yeah, only 0-0 in Shitchen, what is wrong with them?
Why didn't Bayern do this in the first half?
>>64165440
well they could be
Why can't Coman have a left foot
>schweinsteiger kessel chips werbung
is gotze injured?
Which Bayern player will score a scrappy goal in this half to get three points?
Bonus question: What will Lahm say in his post match interview -
A.) Bayern are the best team in the world
B.) Bayern always deserve to win no matter what
C.) We would never have lost anyway
>tfw i want Bayern to win because i want Ingolstand and Darmstadt to be relegated
>>64165517
no, just fat
>>64165517
yes
>>64165526
Fuck off you dumb plastic fan.
>>64165526
lewa
B
>>64165517
yes ... totally forgot about him.
but grillz sometime tell me I look like him ... but I am like 1,85 CM high.
>>64165534
He looks like some kind of neo-Jesus
>>64165526
Müller
c)
>>64165560
Notice how his hand is bigger than Oscars entire hand
>it's a bully Dante episode
>>64165557
>1,85 cm
HAHAHAHAHA ULTRA MANLET DETECTED
I CAN LITERALLY PUT YOU IN MY POCKET
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, YOU LITTLE PUMUCKL
>ingolshit
>>64165557
Shut up you underage newfag.
>>64165557
Maybe you can kill him and impersonate him. You then live the rest of your days as Gotze sitting on the bench until Bayern kick you off the team and live your life as journeyman joining different clubs who believe they can revive your career.
>>64165589
I browse teevee in bed on my phone before drifting into sweet sweet dreamy heaven
>>64165592
185 is average height in Germany,nearly everyone at my uni is that size
>>64165557
>1,85 CM
are you jumping around the keyboard in order to post?
must be exhausting
>>64165639
175 is m8
>>64165649
Idk where you live but I'm 183 and everyone is as tall or a bit taller than me
>>64165639
>this guy
>>64165649
Are you a grill?
Hab mich seit Jahren nicht gemessen. WIe macht man das überhaupt selbst?
Oh, mein Perso ist abgelaufen.
>>64165665
I think you don't know how statistics work
>>64165679
I can be for you, bong-chan
>MÜLLER
>lahms crosses
LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA
finally the bus is smashed
holy shit
wow
>ingolshit
LEWANDOWSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>64164706
lel
How retarded can a goalkeeper be?
Beautiful
>>64165785
glorious norwegian goalkeeping
>>64165782
gotta defend my shitbox
>>64165785
Could the defender have tried to slide for the ball?
>>64165785
I think that guy next to the post was all like
>nah don't need to slide, that ball is going out
>OH SHIT
>play it cool
>>64165785
he was playing like Neuer all match until that mess up
Time for Ingolshit to fall apart
>>64165811
see>>64165813
easily
>>64165811
Everyone's thought exactly
>Boateng out
>POOP
>football plebs who have never played the sport think he can magically teleport 2 metres forward because he slides
good job /bundes/
>>64165736
Fuck off you dumb plastic fan.
>>64165811
I thought he could have
>he doesn't know that all Bayern matches are rigged
Why is American Football called American football even though the ball is not a football and the players play the "ball" with their hands most of the time?
>>64165856
I've played for world class clubs as a defender before, I've also won the CL, he could have easily made that slide.
>>64165627
you mean like marko marin?
LAHM !!
>>64165883
the reason football was called that initially was because it was a sport that wasn't played on horseback but on foot
Do you think Neuer knows what time it is?
>ingolshit
>Lahm scoring
that's how shitty the league is
>''leave being a shit goalkeeper and ruin the performance of my team to me''
>>64165920
exactly
THAT FUCKING ASSIST
MÜLLER = GOAT
fucking lahm, pep is a steron
make a new thread, my slaves
I saw Müller recently in my Markt
>>64165965
>>64165965
>>64165965
>>64165965
New Thread
>>64165931
I understand. So the foot in football refers to the players horse. In this case, their feet
>>64165949
>scrambles the ball over to another player
>THAT FUCKING ASSIST
Why are bayern fans mentally retarded?
>>64165939
he now plays for Trabzonspor.
But I have mixed feelings about him ...
Is he really trying or just milking it til the bitter end?
needs anuva lewandowski goal
>>64165977
>up against 4 defenders
>tunnels one
>gets ball behind 3 others
>slides it over to lahm
>lol w/e
>>64166032
He is up against one player
