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matches today
>cl
leverkusen 1-1 barca (leverkusen 3st atm)
zagreb 0-0 bayern
tomorrow:
>uefa cup
who cares lol
>he
>his
>>64109419
weak op
kill yourself
what an utterly shit op
never make a thread again, op
Hello, where is the snow???
>>64109547
in Antarctica
why is roma 2nd? they got the same number of points as leverkusen but they got a -5 gd while leverkusen has 1
>>64109596
>The teams are ranked according to points (3 points for a win, 1 point for a draw, 0 points for a loss). If two or more teams are equal on points on completion of the group matches, the following criteria are applied in the order given to determine the rankings (regulations Article 17.01):[1]
>1. higher number of points obtained in the group matches played among the teams in question;
>>64109644
both teams got 6 points ??
>>64109752
are u retarded? roma got 4 and leverkusen 1
oh alright
wow what a shit rule
>>64109775
yeah whoever trahed bumfuck united harder should advance..
>olympiashit
>>64109815
thats the point of group stages though
i require goals
>shito
booooooo
>Hakan
Is Dinamo cringe tier?
Brandt should come on. He's the real deal
>no goals
>shitreb
LEWANMÃœLLER
>>64110125
they should sub off calhanoglu and bellarabi for him
>>64110462
I think they are playing better than mehmedi
>dinasour Zagreb
>olympiashit
>shitreb
LEWANRODE
>>64110501
i wouldn't complain if they had scored from one of their chances
>>64110699
True. Should be 3:1 for Leverkusen.
>gent
>rode
jesus christ will someone teach this guy how to kick a fucking ball
>>64110699
reminds me of when they choked last year against atletico. Why are they always choking when it's important
>Fießling coming on
Match is over.
Lewandowski is the new Ronaldo. Scores against fodder and no one else.
who is commentating the buyern game?
that's worse than Rethy during the 7:1
>>64110670
wtf Arsenal is really going to make it
>>64110670
Wheres he supposed to put his arm?
le two seasons with more than 15 goal in the bundes man is coming on
>>64110878
>Wolfsburg
>fodder
>>64110909
Good
>>64110812
wow, nice "defending", Belgium
Tah is an impressive specimen
>le headless dribbles man
no i don't mean chicharito
Giroud is Mario Gomez 2.0
>>64110946
It doesn't matter. He chose to try and block the ball so it was a deliberate movement.
kiessling is on its now time for the hoof
>monachium defending
they gonna get raped by barcelona
Come on BATE!
>vashitia
>gent
dat fodder
>>64111206
thanks god Valencia is losing
>saint petershit
>lyon winning when it doesn't matter anymore
>[team name]shit
>>64111325
thank you for your important service
>>64111069
Giroud is gignac 2.0
>>64111326
lyon is the würzburg of france
brandt is the goat
>>64111325
most porn girls are really small in size too
>>64111326
it's good for the belgian bros
>being one on one with the goalkeeper is now a 60% chance
kill yourself commentator
Leverkusen please
>shitreb
>never
stupid miller cunt
>MÃœLLEL
>German missing a penalty
,>bellarabi
I thought syrians knew how to shoot
holy shit kill yourself leverkusen
fuck ter stegen the little shit is bad all year long but tonight he's transcended goalkeepering
>>64111708
they could've won 8:0 and still would be out
omg TAH
1st
Real
Wolfsburg
Atletico
ManCity
Barcelona
Bayern
Chelsea
Zenit
2nd
PSG
PSV
Benfica
Juventus
Roma
Arsenal
Kiev
Gent
>>64111747
uwotm8
they kept shooting at Stegen
>>64111767
uwotm8
>neverkusen
how disappointing
>Leverkusen
shaking my head
They choked themselves into Europa League...
>rio ferdinand, steven gerrard, ian wright
>>64111767
wot?
night
Why didn't Lewa take the pen to get his hattrick and actually score unlike muller
Roma is going to get rekt in the 1/8 anyway
>>64111906
Night
>>64111906
sleep tight
>>64111815
>>64111835
>>64111886
sry, i thought roma had won
>>64111811
real - gent
wolfsburg - psg
atletico - juve
city - benfica
barcelona - arsenal
bayern - kiev
chelsea - roma
zenit - psv
why don't neverkusen want to win? I don't understand
>>64111862
maybe they're better off in EL
>>64112129
it's better to crash out of the CL than the EL
>>64112169
Not true, EL is fun. To be desu with you I like it even better than CL, it's not only a Barce/Bayern/RL thing
Is it true that Chicharito is nowadays more popular than any Dortmund or Bayern player or is the Mexican media lying to us once again?
>>64112414
only german speaking people care about bundes players
the whole world knows chicharito
>>64112414
more popular in Mexico maybe
>>64112414
>Leverkusen players
>popular
Leverkusen players are usually neither hated, nor particularly popular. They're just there. Like the team.
>>64111811
I want city x arsenal and Bayer x PSG
>>64112513
>city x arsenal
literally can't happen
>>64112502
I thought Leno was Germany's #2 keeper.
Meanwhile in Loserkusen.
>>64111811
>3 spain & epl
>2 bundesu & serie a
>1 rest
it could be worse I guess
>>64113171
Now we have our horses in the EL, which could bring us actually more coefficient points this season.
>>64113353
Leverkusen will fly out
Schalke and Dortmund might go far
Augsburg? So-so
>>64113377
Not sure. I see Leverkusen as strong as Schalke or Dortmund in the EL.
They choked in the CL, but didn't play terrible either. Leverkusen a few years ago would have lost 15:0 on aggregate against Barcelona.
>>64112585
Yes, it can
>>64114430
He's right
>>64119589
fartkontrol
>>64119595
Wattenscheid
>>64113171
Actually, if you count the ratio of teams engaged to teams qualified Bundes is actually pretty bad amongst the relevant leagues.
>England 75% (3/4)
>Italy 67% (2/3)
>Spain 60% (3/5)
>Germany 50% (2/4)
>Portugal/France 33% (1/3)
>>64120015
>bundes
>relevant
>>64120015
Meh... two newcomers this year and all teams could have qualified with a bit of luck.
>>64120015
Why did Lyon go to shit? The death of Fekir?
>>64120261
Fekir being ded contributed a lot (he was important by himself, and made Lacazette good), but quite a few other first team members got injured at some point which weakened the team even further. Also, their transfers didn't pan out (at least until now).
>>64120261
yes mostly because of fekir, but also :
>Fournier pushing is diamond 442 because it works against scrubs
last night they played 433 with grenier on the left, lacazette playing as striker and cornier on the right
>having a squad with too much above average young people and no old guy in the locker to llay the big brother role
Fournier can't contain all these players who just got out of puberty and all want a place in the starting XI. Recently a there was a fight between Rose and Tolisso i believe, showing that having too much young players is not a good thing. The old guys like bedimo, bisevac and malbranque are either always injured or never playing
Where teams like ajax wins is that they teach football and also kinda educate the young players, where Lyon leaves them with no adult figure, creating ego monsters
Ã…ke "0-8" Hareide has just been officially unveiled as our new national team coach.
>our
I've played football in Denmark so yeah, our.
Apparently Yakin and Stuttgart can't come to an agreement, because they won't let him bring the rest of his coaching staff with him.
>FCB-Sport-Chef Matthias Sammer hat sich bei „Sky“ zu den Gerüchten um Gladbachs Granit Xhaka (Foto) geäußert: „Er ist ein guter Spieler (…). Das ist das einzige, was ich dazu gesagt habe.“ Zuvor berichtete die „Sport Bild“ über das Interesse der Bayern.
They should go for Dahoud instead tßh.
>>64120523
yakin is a hack
>>64120572
pls elaborate.
>>64120523
That's like hiring a builder but not letting him bring his own tools. Only that the tools already in the building have certain rights.
>>64120567
They already have enough Syrians in Munich :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaCcB30Zc2Q
>>64120849
Coman? If you are good enough you are old enough.
This only applies to sport, Franck.
>>64120870
I'm sure they were watching Coman long enough to see that he was good.
Dahoud literally had 4 good games
>>64120920
Coman only played 16 games, many as a sub for Juve, scoring 0 goals.
Van Gaal to Bayern next season
>>64120421
I'm kind of sad that Olsen quit the job after so many years :´( . He always seemed to be quite likeable.
>>64120965
that's cool and all but only Denmark is allowed to blog here so fuck off
>>64120965
at least you have a friend
>>64120849
This attitude is why Denmark have appointed that Malmo coach instead of Hjulmainz~
I thought Denmark embraced change and diversity?
>>64120954
Hareide is one of the most likeable people alive to be fair.
>>64120965
So what is he going to get?
>>64120948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp-j1QZhyIA
>>64120943
He was carrying the french Usomething
>>64120985
is he german or english funnier?
>>64120995
His German
>>64120995
???
>>64121000
⸮⸮⸮
>>64120983
Dark Knight trilogy on bluray
A zippo with her face imprinted
A nice pullover and leather gloves
>>64121016
>A zippo with her face imprinted
what is this
>>64121023
How old are ypu
>>64121016
and you exactly want this type of stuff?? who asks for batman blurays lmao
>>64121023
guaranteed these guys are Dorftrottel plebs.
>>64121016
What the fuck.
Horrible gifts.
>lmao
lammo
>>64121034
It's a big trilogy
>>64121038
Lmao i live in Hamburg you fucking pleb
>>64121033
well I don't smoke tbf and by imprinted I thought you meant it would look like her face had been pressed into the thing
>>64121042
Tell me your top 3 gifts then
>>64121016
>A nice pullover and leather gloves
The only things I would want from that list.
>>64121058
My condolences.
>>64121058
>i live in Hamburg
Where exactly?
>>64121072
what do you want leather gloves for
>>64121087
Maybe shooting up his Hauptschule?
Think for a minute, man.
>>64121101
i don't like jumping to conclusions
>>64121076
Eimsbüttel
>>64121101
2,1 Abi you pleb
>>64121087
To keep my hands warm when I'm outside. Also this>>64121101
>>64121072
This. Though I prefer wool gloves.
>>64121118
>bragging about a 2,1 Hamburg Abi
>caring about Abi in general
>>64121127
>bragging
>caring
Lmao
>the HSV guy is a gf-less virgin whose best friend has a gf who gifts that friend the presents the HSV wants (a zippo, Batman movies and clothes)
that's why he's always so angry and tells everyone to fuck off lmao
Neinhold pls
>>64120588
>>64121140
Fuck off lmao
Who names his Kid Cimo? I don't even know how to pronounce it. Tschimo? Kimo? Chimo?
ugh
>>64121198
>cimo patric
>vereinslos
>aktueller marktwert: 75 tsd. €
wat
>>64121198
>Aktueller Verein: Vereinslos
>Im Team seit: 01.07.2015
Welcome to the club buddy.
>>64121198
"Bildungsferne Schichten"
>>64121347
Slutmark pls
>>64121087
It's handshoes
>mfw speaking English better than an Austrian
Hullo ladies
>>64121626
I feel like it should be handsocks if anything
>>64121644
You mean gloves lol
Very exciting news for football in Jersey as the @JerseyFA announce they've submitted an application to join @UEFA
will augsburg beat the odds and make the tournament stage
>>64121664
and
>>64121672
I'm more interested in Guernsey's situation
>>64121683
Hope so, then their chance of getting relegated becomes even higher.
>>64121715
i dont think augsburg is getting relegated either way. they are a decent team, if not a good team. they will make the top 15
will RBL go HAM with the spending next season or will they do it more slowly?
>can now filter Denmark without having to filter all Danish posters
based this guy>>64121368 who stalks Denmark all day
>>64121217
Better club than Hannover 96 uezs
>>64119568
Yes
>>64122200
it can't
Would be funny if Dortmund score after nine minutes tonight.
>>64122296
yes, i'm laughing just thinking about it
>>64122314
can you guys introduce us to some funny germans (comedians, tv personalities, actors, etc)? how can an entire country have such low standards for humour
hahahaha I just realized Dortmund aren't even first in their piss easy group
>>64122338
Henning Wehn
>>64122338
no
>>64122353
fuck no
>>64122338
they don't exist
>Liverpool transfer rumours and news: Kevin Grosskreutz on the verge of becoming Jurgen Klopp's first signing
In tears...
>>64122373
hahahaha oh god LAL
:whatsappcryingemojiwiththatweirdhandsign:
>>64122373
>Liverpoo fans wanted Reus, Aubameyang, Hummels or Gundogan
>They're might get the handsome Kevin instead
My sides.
>>64122391
*They
>>64122373
World Cup winner la
>>64122200
>>64115586
>>64112513
>this flag
>tt
>>64122373
good. Grosskreutz is a kuyt-like workhorse. he's average everywhere on the pitch and that's what they need. He's good at throwing stuff too
Weidenfeller - Ginter, Subotic, Hummels, Park - Stenzel, Bender - Kagawa, Reus, Januzaj - Ramos
Our subs: Bürki, Mkhitayran, Leitner, Hofmann, Aubameyang, Weigl, Sokratis
>our
>>64122373
Don't cry. We'll take good care of him.
I'm hungry
Berbatov will be playing for Thessaloniki
>>64123038
Have some cakey and yakisoba
>>64121049
for you
Based Kevin is a Jack of all trades, master of none. Always there for his club when they need him.
BVB-Liverpool: Friends forever
mfw someone scores a goal today
>>64121071
For this christmas: Casserole dish with a lid, a kilogram of parma ham and underwear/socks.
What I wil get: 200€ in cash. And candy.
Zippos are nice you plebs. You just have to refill them often.
>>64123294
what would you need one for?
What's happened to Gonzo?
>>64123348
http://webm.land/w/mvNk/
just buy a normal lighter, geeeez
>>64123446
He is being rested i guess.
Why the fuck does Sport1 never show the BVB matches? They showed one (1) out of 6 games from BVB.
Remember the first leg? 1-1, PAOK parking the bus hard, dortmund playing without Aubameyang, Castro scored
>>64123557
I dont even remember yesterday desu
>>64122350
still going to the next round
>>64122373
very underrated signing
>>64122373
I don't understand why people on here rate him so low. He's not a bad player and his comedic potential is off the charts.
Is Pascal Stenzel the next Julian Weigl?
>>64122373
KG is solid all around. I think there's just the usual buttmad buyern customers getting asshurt about it
>KG is solid all around
>>64123865
He wouldn't have missed the goal like ginter right now.
>>64123865
He's all right.
i wonder how bender twins ended up having such different style of play. they look exactly the same and are built exactly the same
>>64123865
He does not have the best abilities, but he makes up for it by always giving 100%
typically
>He does not have the best abilities, but he makes up for it by always giving 100%
some epic posts itt
>Dorfmund
>>64123919
We have James Milner already.
>>64124083
no one is really trying because there isnt a point
>>64123955
he's shit. He's trying and it is still not enough
bad defending there
>>64124126
>We didn't care anyways
why does Dortmund always embarrass Germany in Europe
>interrupted Xenoblade for this
>it's a reus hits the post episode
Looks like Weigl and Mkhitaryan will be coming on.
so, what's Tuchel going to do if Obama gets injured?
>borushitia dortshit
>getting styled on by a nuremberg reject
>Buyleln Munchshit
>Losing a team that lost to Manchester City
oh baby
>>64124755
who cares about buyern
fucking janushit
we won't win shit with this guy
>>64124785
you obviously
>>64124798
stop tweeting in this ITT and concentrate on the match Obongo
How do you go from playing Norfolk to having a swastika moustache?
>there are people ITT who are mad right now
>mfw the bolognese is already epic after only one hour of cooking
Imagine what it will taste like in five days.
>cooking bolognese for 5 days
>not just eating 3 tangerines and a joghurt for supper
>eating food
CRINGE
R
I
N
G
E
>living
>ever being
>shitmund
>Liverpool doesn't have to win
>Wins anyways
>not watching Dirtmound while chowing down on some delicious fresh clams picked 10 minutes from where you live
this game is boring
>>64125076
>mfw my work collegue doesn't want to try the noodled with shrimps that's on the cantine list despite me telling him to choose exactly that from the menu every other day
>>64125076
>tfw need a fishing license in germany to do that
>>64125104
I do not understand people who do not like seafood
They must have some rare form of autism I haven't contracted yet
>>64125104
>caring what others eat
surprising you aren't a vegan
>eating the maritime jew
enjoy your poisoned water and literally eating heavy metals with every bite
Watching Midtjylland right now. Had duck for dinner.
>>64125171
fatty
Oh my god my above neighbour has visit from kids.
Imagining living underneath a family with kids is not possible.
>>64125123
There mum's probably just couldn't into cooking and served freshly cooked rubber soles with a million fishbones
>>64125158
I'm just having fun
>>64125171
How was the duck prepared/cooked? Sorry if this goes into detail too much, I can understand if it's too much of a hassle to explain
>>64125227
It was confit de canard, so on a pan.
>>64125199
Just have some kids yourself as revenge
>>64125232
This is wrong on a lot of levels
Midtjylland are through!
Bravo, Dortmund.
Two Austrians on the pitch for Midtjylland tonight.
Sisto scored the goal.
>>64123052
Joining the ranks of greats like Eddie Johnson and Freddy adu
>>64125231
I'm a little fan of duck ever since I cooked with it a week ago. It feels like the Lufthansa under the turkeys. It's not white meat either so that makes it game/venison (vildt), which is premium in itself
>there were retards watching Dirtmund vs POOP Soloficki
>finishing second in your group
>>64125292
I've never had duck. How is it?
Bayern isn't too strong for the Bundesliga. The rest of the league is just bad
>>64125292
I love it. Looking forward to eating it on Christmas Eve
>>64125310
*Tips Filzhut*
>>64125264
That's good. Toughish group with Legia and Bruges.
>>64125310
*dib* :DDD
>>64125308
Bit like a whole chicken from the grill but more serious
troll bar
when's the draw for round of 16's, tomorrow?
Europa League looks very interesting right now. But the German, Italian and English are probably going to go out soon and we'll end up with they typical Iberian borefest in the semis.
So what is going to happen to them today?
name a team more based than based af sion.
protip: vous ne pouvez pas
>>64125409
I dont see them winning today
>Nonaco
>>64125378
monday
>>64125540
Are you sure?
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>>64125568
>tfw scared
weird
>>64125658
Is there something I can help you with?
>>64125689
can you fix the 4chinz
>>64125699
I'm working on it. In the mean time you can still browse the boards by using mobile apparently. You anon might like it more.
>>64125704
i might
HONG
AUGSBUNDESU
post habitat
GOMEZIKA
>>64125824
Drop trip, newfag
BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA BOBADILLA
BOBADILLA
>>64126399
What the fuck, this league went totally past me.
Who are those teams and why are they up there
http://www.transfermarkt.de/sco-angers/startseite/verein/1420
>no oil club
What is this, who are they
>>64125496
Throwing a polite >(You) at you with no hard feelings whatsoever to be honest.
>>64126606
leicester for baguettes
>16:9
What the fuck? Why is nobody talking about this?
>>64126648
because its an irrelevant league. PSG is the only club with money. Monaco is piss poor since their russian tycoon got divorced and lost half his cash, so he abandoned them.
>>64109419
>uefa cup
>who cares lol
Augsburg actually was the best thing in last 3 days
>>64126648
also Angers is basically playing like Ingolstadt. and they just got relegated this season as well
>>64126711
>>64126735
Still
>>64127198
SNOOP DOG AND D.R:E.
Cooked from half 6 til now, oh well.
Good night
lol never change yugoslavia
>>64127247
They are probably Frankfurt ultras
Augsburg are through!
>Giovanni Zarrella on Sport1
>sport 1
baka family
>>64126711
>Monaco is piss poor since their russian tycoon got divorced and lost half his cash
I did the maths a while back and Monaco's owner could have hired a $1000/hour hooker for the entire length of his marriage and still only have paid a fraction of the divorce settlement.
lads
Wolfsburg getting 41 million more from CL
nice
>>64135374
They can use that money to help VW pay off the emissions fine
Night
>>64138579
night
Hello lads
>>64139073
sup
>>64139168
cool, bummed that dormund lost, hbu
>>64139181
whatevs
>>64125549
>The UEFA Champions League round of 16 draw in Nyon will be streamed live on UEFA.com from 12.00CET on Monday 14 December,
>Europa League: Draw: Monday, Nyon, 13.00CET – streamed live on UEFA.com
>>64139310
Cool
>>64109419
What's kids doing there?
>>64125378
you're thinking of the euros draw famalam
Watching the biathlon
The Danish players' union have named Andreas Christensen talent of the year.
It's the third year in a row the prize is won by a Bundesliga player.
Bad news: Franck Ribéry and Mehdi Benatia picked up muscle injuries in Zagreb and won't feature again in 2015. Get well soon!
>>64141835
lel
>>64141835
remember when Ribery used to be good
>>64141882
yes
>>64141882
repeat the quesiton
DFBundes 15.12
Unterhaching - Leverkusen
Gladbach - Werder
Aue - Heidenheim
München - Darmstadt
Nürnberg - Hertha
Stuttgart - Braunschweig
Augsburg - Dortmund
1860 - Bochum
Can brave Darmstadt do it?
who cares?
we do
>we
>I-i d-don't care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edgy
>>64109419
Augsburg madness yet
>uefa cup? who cares lol
literally worst OP ever
>>64142308
>>64142376
calm down
Fact: Augsburg don't belong in the Bundesliga.
Fact: You don't belong ITT
>>64142469
Fuck off Quiz.
Fact: Nobody belongs ITTTBH
you're all horrible people
Facts:
Tobi hasnt posted here for over 2 years
Neinhold hasn't either
Emily is Quiz alter ego
Razor Hoeneß and Jeff are the same person
Johannes never existed
Rhein-Neckar, eh
I hope Braunschweig win tonight.
>>64142519
why?
>>64142541
Why do you care, Sören?
>>64142487
all of those are false
>>64142557
quiz pls
can you stop fighting we're all friends here
>tfw accidentally saw my gf christmas presents for me already
Seemed like some shit gloves from Tchibo, some DVD and a fuckin Zippo, even though i already have a superior Diplomat lighter, think i might have to drop her after christmas, just gonna sell the trash on ebay tßh.
>>64142567
gary pls
what is it with dorftrottels and their "special" lighters? just get a fucking bic
>letting your gf gift you shit for xmas
seems like you're a c.u.c.k.
>buying gifts for your gf
seems like you're a c.u.c.k.
Quiz uses memes IRL
Reminder that Augsburg is literally a reddit-tier Dorf.
>>64142541
They have some Danish players.
reminder that this league is irrelevant outside of a select few bundes states
>>64142651
u r nazi nationalist pig
>>64142610
Speaking of Dorf, my Dorf got promoted to a Markt 5 years ago
>>64142487
Nice try, Hermann
>bought Christmas presents for my bf (a lighter, gloves and a Batman blu ray because he always posts about Batman on /tv/)
>wasn't sure if they were good enough so I asked his best friend for his opinion on them
>he absolutely loved them, almost started crying for whatever reason but I didn't care because he's always this weird and creepy
>hide them under a mountain of socks in my drawer
>today I caught my bf sprinting out of the bedroom when he noticed me
>the drawer was open
I think he found them. Now I'm thinking about giving them to his creepy friend and buying new ones. What should I buy?
>>64142682
a gun to defend from terrorists
>>64142682
Just get on the pill, if you aren't already.
>it's a Denmark schizophrenia episode
L-lewd :{
>useing /tv/ memes
WHY CANT I STOP LAUGHING HOLY FUCK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
will the game on today be a good one lads
>>64143556
yes
Shitgart will get raped
>>64143496
what
Would drawing Switzerland or Austria be better for the banter?
>>64143693
Austria
100 times better
BRAUNSCHWEIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64143735
Nice to meet a fellow fan :)
>>64143702
u wot m8
>>64143807
there's no Germany-Switzerland rivalry
>>64143769
not really a fan, i just like their players
plus i want them to play first puli and not st.pauli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks
>>64143818
why not? I thought they were like 70% german
Wann ist the Gruppenauslosung senpai?
>it's a chile is kawaii thread
>>64144214
a couple of months ago
>>64144214
morgen um 7
cytu
.be
/r/krautsynch
Berggreen starts, Hvilsom on the bench.
*fart*
>>64144356
No one cares you lonely fag.
stop bullying denmark. she's been having a rough time
>>64145177
he's just mad he isn't getting a Dark Knight Trilogy Bluray for Christmas
>>64145261
>implying anyone wants that trash for christmas
>stuttgart - mainz
wew
Holland destroying People land in the handball
BERGGREEEEEEN
>>64144890
he has been really off lately
>>64145324
Wow I meant Poland. Autoincorrect, am I right folks?
How is Bibiana Steinhaus doing? I haven't heard of her in a while
>
>hello pls respond
This is it
The final confrontation
The battle that will change everything
11 men out there, fighting for their lives
Trying to defend the very core of the game we love
Against the devilish foul creatures from the depths of hell
They will fight and try to save the ancient footballing town of Mainz
Can they do it? Or will the very core of our reality be shaken? Will no stone be left unturned? Will hearts be broken?
>>64145324
>>64145354
>>64145371
Fuck off, retard.
>>64145384
hornyturk pls go
>>64142487
but I post all the time
>>64142487
Who cares about old farts like that? The hsv guy is the new ruler here.
>>64145462
this
Wie findet ihr den neuen Revolver in CSGO?
>>64145429
I'm just interested what females in male dominated areas do. She is too ugly to fap to her anyway.
>>64145491
sorry I'm too old for video games
einen döner etc. pp. yadda yadda
>>64145538
Hähnchen oder Kalb?
>>64145578
Rind
>>64145580
Mit alles?
>>64145578
Elefant
does every REWE in germany have a doner stand in it? They had some woman making doners in the bad vilbel rewe (they were better than most of the doner restaurant i went to in Frankfurt) but it was only in this Rewe
lol a random faggot gifted me GTA V
I sometimes love this site desu
>>64145719
Kill yourself, newfag.
>>64145702
>does every REWE in germany have a doner stand in it?
no, sounds like something dorftrottel do
>(they were better than most of the doner restaurant i went to in Frankfurt
döner in frankfurt is shit
>>64145719
What How?
Who wants to join my /Bundes/ Bully gang?
State your name:
>>64145774
she was a rewe worker too not like some independant women going around selling doners
>>64145798
shut the fuck up herman
Philip Lahm is gay lol
>>64145798
Hsv guy here.
I have way more bully-experience than you. May as well call me the Bully Master. I'm a true bully who gives this his all. Its my passion and I have dedicated my life to it. I bully /dng/ every match day. Newfags and niggers hate me since I'm always calling them out on their bullshit and don't even mention foreigners! They stopped ''supporting'' german clubs because I enlightened them. They know they are scum. They know they will never be as good as a german. (Note: Buyern customers are not german) I'm the cause of over a dozen suicide attempts. I have started bullying when I was 12. There was this autistic faggot in my class who couldn't look others in the eye when talking to them. L O L. I met him a few days ago and he still looked at the floor while talking to me! The guy was shaking ! Anyway, I'm sure you already accepted me as the true bully overlord but I welcome every new bully! Cheers!
>>64146041
>in die pupe knattern
>stuttgart looking decent
what sorcery is this
Is Neini Satoshi Nakamoto?
>>64146071
lmao go cry about not having a girlfriend and a friend with gifts or something
>>64146140
it's literally always like this
but they still fuck up and lose matches in the end
>>64146140
Stuttgart have been looking decent almost all season. They've been playing good football, and creating chances, but they've been choking in front of goal, then concede from the first serious chance their opponents have.
hi ich bin werner
>buyern wants to buy xhaka
this is why they are called buyern desu
How long has Totti being the Stuttgart manager?
>>64146224
>>64146220
i see, i haven't been watching them this season
>shave in the morning
>go to an event in another town
>try to buy an energy drink
>old as dirt cashier asks me for my perso since you have to be at least 16 years old to buy energy drinks
>show her my drivers license
>am 22
It hurts.
>>64146410
Wait, you have to be 16 to buy energy drinks?
>>64146410
>you have to be at least 16 years old to buy energy drinks
wut?
since when?
>getting IDed for energy drinks
why is that even a thing in your country?
>>64146435
Thats what the cashier said. Apparently its a pretty new law. I didn't know about this either.
>>64146410
lmao fuccboi
>>64146410
>drinking energy drinks
pretty sure there isn't a law about the sale of energy drinks, but it's just store policy
>>64146410
>you have to be at least 16 years old to buy energy drinks
wtf, no you don't
>>64146445
>needing to be 21 before being able to legally purchase alcoholic beverages
you're in no position to talk, america
>>64146349
>buyern buying the key player of the team that beat them
typical buyern
>Germans need a pop licence
That would have Rupptured the net
>only 7 minutes to half time
>>64146471
Then that old lady behind the register tried to fuck me over. It was kind of embarrassing since there was a cute behind me in line.
http://www.n-tv.de/politik/SPD-will-Energydrinks-Schnaps-gleichstellen-article14496891.html
I found this
Apparently the social democrats WANT to ban selling energy drinks to the underage here, but it isn't law yet.
>>64146445
>having college parties being broken up by police, because most of the people there aren't allowed to drink
good first half 2bh
stuttgart is the better team
but mainz will win obviously
>>64146631
Maybe. If Stuttgart don't concede in the first five minutes of the second half then they will win.
>>64146662
lol
>>64146688
Don't you "lol" at me young lady.
>>64146722
haha
>>64146730
That's better
>>64146570
That didnt happen in my college because it was a dry campus and no alcohol was was allowed on the premises.
You now remember Mazzy Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ5NxBnMnz4
>>64146838
>implying i forgot them
>it was a dry campus and no alcohol was was allowed on the premises.
puritans are funny
TIME TO LOSE YOU SHITTY SCHWABEN
>>64146901
>>64146901
>>64146901
>>64146901
NEW THREAD
jungzz was los?! ersma die neuen apecrime und unge videoz guckn !
>>64146922
was
>>64146410
Stolberg?
