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news:
Heyward signs with Cubs for 8 years/$184 million
68 days until pitchers and catchers report
She looks as autistic as Greinke. Would fuck.
Cubs fans are now becoming delusional again.
>"I hope she was worth it, anon."
If gold gloves aren't a metric to defense, what the fuck is?
>inb4 muh WAR
>>64150524
Poor guy. His biggest fuck up has become /mlb/'s latest hottest meme, and now he has to see it every time he browses this general. We might drive him to suicide if we're not careful.
>>64150559
WAR
>>64150559
What an awful shitpost never post again stupid canafuck
>>64150559
Fielding %
Also, WAR.
>:^)
>>64150559
Poor bait
>>64150559
DRS, UZR, etc.
Gold gloves aren't a metric, they're an accolade
>>64150524
>tfw no qt scout gf who takes you to minor league games
>>64150586
Fielding % is a shit stat to be honest laddie
>>64150580
I don't believe you're in any position to judge anyone you fucking retard.
>>64150644
Memeke constantly eats his words by saying stupid shit about the Dodgers signing everyone and has a piss fetish but he knows his baseball.
LASER ACE
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>>64150637
All defensive stats are pretty shit 2bh
>>64150678
>constantly eats words for saying stupid shit
>knows baseball
u wot m8?
post qts
>>64150722
when he's not memeing about the Dodgers, he actually brings up valid points.
>>64150644
My baseball IQ is higher than 98% of you.
That's a certified metric.
>>64150726
>someone actually screencapped a bunch of their own posts
>>64149723
>white sox middle of the pack
thanks Sale
>second best projection in the AL central
>not too far behind the indians
t-time to sign Dexter Fowler and get Frazier
>>64150760
Sucking kershaws dick dry is hardly having a high baseball IQ.
>>64150451
>Miley
The guy reminded me of Derek Lowe. Dunno if it was BABIP or not, but he had few spots of brilliance outside of half the outings where he had twice as many hits allowed as Ks.
>Catchers
I can understand the reasoning for Swihart over Vazquez, but I do have a soft spot for catchers with cannons.
I haven't lived to see a Sox catcher with that caliber arm, so to speak. It's why I like Yadi so much even though he's on our historical rival in 4 World Series. I get the feeling that if Vazquez can't hit in the preseason, he's a goner, though.
>mfw the #7 shirt I just bought would feel more like a Trot Nixon than Vazquez and I'd have to get a Chinese knockoff of his rookie #55
no offense to Trot, he had some great moments
>>64150739
>twinks
https://twitter.com/Twins/status/675433245899550720
Wow this is some legit interpol level shit thats happening.
>>64150726
Get out kek
who has the bella thorne webm? lets see it, boys
>>64150739
>>64150739
>>64150485
Who is this Cum Receptacle,?
>>64150726
>deleted
DG just cannot catch a break
>>64150816
You're deleting your own posts you faggot.
>>64150840
ur mum
>>64150739
>>64150739
>>64150863
thanks lad.
shes got a nice ass
>>64150831
how is he so qt
>>64150883
She does. I'd slap it really hard with my hand, if you catch my drift.
>>64150879
she has the stunted body of a preteen and i would ravage it tbqh lads
>>64150883
>>64150863
>>64150840
>>64150905
Elle Fanning is underage and Bella is a fresh 18.
Obvioisly you three have deeper issues than any girl I'd ever dated.
Kill yourselves.
>>64150905
I'd pee on her hair, if you catch my drift :^)
>>64150932
keks get out
>>64150940
whoops, didn't mean to post that but whatever.
>>64150897
I don't know, senpai
>>64150940
id eat her ass, if you catch my drift <:o)
>>64150940
good album
>>64150739
>>64150901
>>64150966
:3
>>64150739
>>64150932
>Man that had kinky daddy/little sex with a girl that was sexually abused by her father, and has emotional trauma says that it's messed up to find a girl within my age range attractive
wew lad
>>64151048
2qt5me
>>64151048
>Mune, Kuma, Ichi, and Aoki will never be on the Mariners roster at the same time
>>64151093
THICK
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>>64151050
Why are all Who Sox fans on /sp/ weebs?
>>64151133
It's a meme
>>64151068
>I'm legally allowed to find Bella attractive now that she's been legal for 20 days.
You sound worse than anything that I've ever said. I shitpost on baseball not a real life issue that breaks children.
Take a moment to just hear how disgusting you sound
>>64151133
>not being a weeb
>>64151028
>the Islamic State of Analslime
>>64151114
We could have made it happen if they had re-signed Kuma and have Ichiro do a single-game contract to retire. Although that kind of necessitates Ichiro retiring in the next two years.
Surely he's done after 2016, right?
id hit it lads
>>64151100
don't remember seeing that one in the fappening
she's a bandwagoner anyway though, there's pics of her proudly wearing a custom Yankee jersey in Yankee Stadium while she was/is still dating Verlander.
>Keklander
>>64151133
>not liking anime
What a fag tbqh with you Joe
>>64151183
>posting worst girl
>>64151114
Just like in life, you need opposites, bro.
>>64151212
fine, have some best girl
>>64151209
what a bold statement (rolls eyes)
ITT : Post Accolades and we guess the player.
>>64151199
Not until 3000 he won't be done. And he needs 1 full season of playtime for that to happen. Or 2 seasons playing here and there.
Why are A's fans so obsessed with the Angels? Is it because we're the Yankees of the AL West?
You idiots aren't even on our radar.
>>64151210
>>64150739
>Firstros
>>64150739
gif related
>>64151048
I miss Ichiro with the yankees even though he wasn't great like he was in Seattle ;__;
>>64151250
>Angels
>even remotely comparable to the Yankees
>>64151209
how big is her benis?
>>64151133
They go hand in hand
>>64150739
Rays :3
>>64151275
>>64151281
>Chokeland
>not a bunch of bandwagon scum
Pick 1
>>64151243
Kershaw
Guess mine
>>64151243
>>64151354
Adam Wainwright?
>>64151360
Ichiro. Too easy.
Who could this be?
>>64151354
>>64151360
Gimme a sec.
OFFICIAL HAT RANKINGS
1. Yankees
2. Tigers
3. Dodgers
4. Reds
5. Pirates
6. Giants
7. Angels
8. Red Sox
9. Blue Jays
10. Padres
>>64151377
Nope
>>64151377
Wainwright has never won a Cy Young or had a career that long. Kershaw has taken away two of his cybyohng
>>64151338
>analslime
>not the #1 kek team in the league
>>64151335
picrelated
>>64151255
if that filename is true, there really is no limit to Yankee shitbaggery. I guess the one reason would be so she wouldn't get assaulted or shot by some Bronx faggot.
>>64151335
>throwitlikeagirl.png
>>64151385
my baby fefe
>>64151243
Hint: this is from the 2015 season
hey lads r8 my gf on the right and her cute best friend
>>64151385
Felix?
>>64151446
kuechel
>>64151446
Joe Kelly
>>64151463
Kookly was an AS and got a GG also :3
>>64151241
huh
>>64151177
You're a fucking retard.
Who am I?
>>64151520
Kek multiple entries
>>64151087
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2012/7/1/3130523/munenori-kawasaki-gifs
for you canuckbro
>>64151406
Replace Anaheim and San Diego with Oakland and Milwaukee
The Brewers' ball and glove logo is the GOAT and can't be ignored
>>64151520
OOOH, PICK ME I KNOW THIS ONE!
>>64151520
an anon on the baseball section of a Laotian afro-trimming forum
Remember today when the Cubs keked the Cardinals hard
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 7m7 minutes ago
>Royals, orioles among many teams in on Scott kazmir
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 3m3 minutes ago
>craig gentry has an MLB deal with angels for $1M (he doesnt have SGP tho, so if he's cut in spring he wont receive all 1M)
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 2m2 minutes ago
>jared burton is looking to pitch this year, and has five teams interested
>>64151406
Yankees fan here. I agree with this except I would put the Blue Jays hat higher, add the Brewers and remove the Padres.
>>64151406
this is awful
>>64151454
>>64151440
Yeah.
OK, now do this one.
HINT:
Pitcher is no longer active
>>64151406
shitty list in a shitty post
>canadians
>>64151619
verlander?
>>64151644
>>64151644
Haha what? Verlander DID win an MVP and is still active.
HINT:
National League
>>64151644
shit, didn't read the "no longer active" part
pedro martinez
>>64151644
>No longer active
Verlander has also pitched longer than 7 seasons
>>64151661
I'm stumped
>>64151620
>butthurt American because his team didn't make the list
Grow up man
>>64151406
>>64151406
Replace the Yankees with the Cubs and you'ra good. The Yankees hats are shit.
>>64151682
yankee hat is iconic.
Until this year, I've been openly mocked for wearing a cubs hat in public by random pedestrians.
>>64151665
Pedro won 3 Cy Youngs (almost 5) and had many AS selections.
>>64151679
It's Brandon Webb.
>>64151354
>No one has guessed mine yet
Hint: He started his career with the Cleveland Indians.
>>64151681
my team's on the list, fag
>>64151744
God damn I forgot how incredibly good he was until injuries
>>64151748
It's CC. I thought i'd replied.
>>64151766
Yeah that whole NL West took I think most of the Cy Youngs for the years to come with Lincecum, Peavy, Kershaw,
>>64151739
Yankee hat is a meme. Even people who don't watch baseball where them because they see people wearing them. People who wear Cubs hats are true fans of the sport.
>>64151766
threw his arm out, didn't he?
>>64151748
Looks like either Sabathia or Lee.
The Cy Young that never was.
HINT: Active and in the NL.
would Kershaw be GOAT if he were to get a ring?
>>64151818
>>64151841
Correct
Guess this one
>>64151924
He doesn't need one. It would just add to his legacy.
Anyone who says that he won't be remembered as the greatest left hander to have ever lived needs to stop hating and ask their team to draft better.
>>64151951
Colon. 2EZ
>>64151451
-100/Shit
>>64151915
>>64151999
Yup and yours is Wainwright
hint: active, has played for two teams in the same division
>>64152054
Jacoby Ellsbury?
Stop being cheap Wilpons and just resign Cespedes I know he's overrated as fuck and will probably bust but at this point you have to try and compete against the Cubs and build a team while we have our young pitchers cheap or we will never make or win the series anytime soon. This is our window, can't let the Cubs ruin it.
>>64152077
wew lad that was quick
>>64152054
Matt Kemp
>>64152036
Got it.
>>64152108
too easy a hint
>>64152108
I'm a Yankees fan and regret the day that Cashman signed that faggot
>>64152145
too expensive? I see he's doing well there
>>64152145
Yeah that was such a dumb move. Sign a guy who's game depends on speed and he's multiple knee injuries.
>>64152170
Not well for what he's getting paid.
2ez
Dedball
>>64152255
cy young
>>64152255
Come on, Only Royals and Blue Jays fans won't know who this is.
>>64152255
That's clearly Cy Young you fucking faggot
>>64152279
At least 40% of posters here didn't know.
At least 40% If not 60%
>>64152303
At least 100% of us know you're a faggot
>>64152255
How come pitchers back then could pitch 300-400 innings every year and not get injured? Why is it that now when guys are "protected" there are more injuries than ever?
are we still r8ing eachothers hats
>>64152329
Players were men back then
>>64152329
their arms probably fell off after they retired. and injuries were played through unless it was really serious
>>64152231
Tough one. I'm going to say Justin Upton.
>>64151250
>The Yankees of a division
Don't meme me like that, senpai
>>64152351
too big/10
>>64152329
The ball was different and they didn't throw as hard.
>>64152303
>>64152303
I gaurantee that at least 95% of the people here knew that. But I forgot that you are a self proclaimed baseball genius.
>>64152369
sarcastic or not, you're correct
>>64152270
That was uncalled for.
>>64152416
:^)
>>64152514
What does this have to do with baseball
No one will guess this
![1284343[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PCh5YNN.jpg "1284343[1].jpg")
>>64151406
>no Wahoo
SJW tier list
this one's tough. not an active player, recently retired (within the past 3 years)
>>64152329
Pitching back then wasn't done with the same violence at is it now. A AA-prospect, fuck maybe even a rookie ball pitcher would pitch multiple perfect games in sucession back in 1890.
The talent back then was just not good, not to take anything away from Cy Young or anyone else (because they were Giants in their time), but the pitching motion just wasn't perfect as it it now.
>>64152394
95%? Lol 40% of people here still don't fully understand basic baseball strategy like pinch hitting.
>>64151406
good list
>>64152598
>40% of people here still don't fully understand basic baseball strategy like pinch hitting
Cite your sources
who /met/ here
>those five minutes of Michael Cuddyer being retired
>>64152738
Lurk gamethreads
>>64152598
>weak hitter is up to bat
>replace him with a better hitter
Wow that was really hard to comprehend.
Oh wait, I forgot you're one of those "muh strategy" National League shitters. Fuck off.
>>64152767
>Michael Cuddyer
Wait what the fuck how did I missed this
>>64152805
don't feed the troll
>>64152986
That's not funny. This is a persons wife, not a meme.
>>64153017
tell that to /nfl/
>>64153063
what if they're mean to me?
>>64153096
Act like you're black
>>64152767
>>64152816
>Marc Carig ?@MarcCarig 1m1 minute ago
>The Mets have no comment about the transactions page listing. Worth noting that they did not say it was a mistake.
please
>>64152816
http://slumz.boxden.com/f16/new-york-mets-of-michael-cuddyer-retired-2293602/
>>64150524
its fine, shes probably getting piss all over her hair from Cruz and Seager every weekend. Not wife material.
>How come they don't want me, man?
>>64153282
>LGN tried defending this signing
>I told him to fuck off
Well, how about that? It was a shit signing AND he fucked off!
:^)
>>64150932
Cottage cheese on a minor? Not a good sign
>>64153388
>not liking chubby pale skinned cellulite thighs
Gay tbqhwy
what do we have here?
>>64153481
she'd look good splashing around in piss
>>64153481
>Faggot Anon rejected this
>>64153481
Scoutfu is literally perfect
I wonder how that anon feels having his sad life turned into a meme
>>64153481
Damn man how do you turn her down
/amanda.hopkins.79
ask her who she asked to junior prom in HS
>>64153481
what's the story behind her?
>>64153601
>/amanda.hopkins.79
What is this? Nothing related to her comes up when I google.
>>64153666
>qt is first female Mariners scout in ~60 years
>asked Shitattle anon to prom in HS
>decided to go with some fat domican grill instead
>anon gets memed on for being a faggot
>>64153666
Seattle fag got asked by her to junior prom years ago but rejected her in favor of some Dominican slut. He didn't do shit with said slut and she later had children with a black guy. Woman in pics became a scout for the Mariners.
>>64153715
Damn where are you guys getting these pics
>>64153715
>>64153717
Was it pizza bro?
>>64153708
try facebook
>rags
>>64153765
Would be hilarious if it was but it was just an anon unless PB turned his trip off.
>>64153792
lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>64153715
>>64153717
I don't think that's something I would openly admit to
>>64153792
shit team
shit fans
shit franchise
>>64153833
You clearly underestimate Shitattle fans
>tfw you pay 180m+ for a .268 BA and 16 1/6 home runs a season who is inconsistent throughout his career
>"muh WAR"
>>64153833
Well it was an anon so he didn't really do it openly. It's not like he posted it on facebook or twitter or talked about it in public.
>>64153481
OVER RATED
V
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Being a scout isn't enough desu
>>64153481
She's not that hot and her body looks awful for having played softball.
Idk why u dudes keep busting his balls.
The only good truly attractive thing about her is that she's into baseball.
>>64154011
Does she meet all your requirements?
>>64154011
Just because she's too big to be your little, she's still cute.
>>64154011
but her hair looks very peeable
>>64154011
And her face. She's also thick as fuck.
>>64154011
Oh look, another shit opinion from Memeke
I guess you only like mentally unstable girls that can be forced into doing disgusting things, right?
>>64153861
They disappeared this season
>>64153861
Yeah I get it but I would have a tough time even telling my friends that, maybe that's why he did it here. Was probably the same guy from "Panama"
MICHAEL CUDDYER RETIRED
LETS GO METS
Haha the epic piss jokes.
Haha just awesome dudes.
Just great.
Haha I swear I not a Virgin
>>64154156
is that what your ex told you when you hired her?
https://twitter.com/AdamRubinESPN/status/675500687363579904
Cuddyer confirmed for retiring. Why the fuck would you leave $12 million on the fucking table though?
>>64154196
He got shat on that badly. I feel bad for him. He seems to actually like the game seeing as he left the money on the table because he just didn't have it anymore.
hell fucking yes cuddyer retired we still in it LGM
>>64152329
Based High Kick windmill wind up
Anyone watching this Lenny Randle documentary on MLBN?
>mest gave up a draft pick for Michael Cuddyer
>>64154340
literally who
Cuddyer retired.
>>64154381
The most interesting man in baseball you faggot. Seriously though, the guy is kinda interesting.
>>64154364
>had one good year in Coors meme field
>used it to cash in on a big contract
Pretty based tbqh
>>64153776
Yeah, Seattle anon fucked up. I bet he became one of those she/he things.
>>64154468
has anyone asked her who she asked to prom junior year?
or should I make a fake account?
>>64151338
Who would bandwagon oakland over the giants?
Lifelong oaklander born to hate SF and everything about it here, that's my only reason
>>64154196
He had surgery when the offseason started, I assume it didn't go well
Or he loves the mets
>>64154588
Nah, just let it die. I can relate a little bit to the guy. I turned down the most attractive girl in my class for senior prom. I didn't want to go, I chose instead to sit in a garage with some buddies from another school and drink beer. We were dating at that point, but not after I blew he off to get drunk. She ended up as a doctor in Columbus and got married to some biologist she met at OSU.
>>64154693
David Wright is his best friend. Plus he didnt want to ride the bench the entire season.
Is this the baseball equivalent of a fedora? It seems like only edgy try hards wore these when I played ball.
>mfw had a high school friend who would wear his phiton necklace and his arm sleeve literally everywhere
>>64155816
They were an MLB sponsor in 2013.
Players wore them a lot for that season but faded out the year after.
>>64151133
Anime is how to cope with being a wsox fan
>>64155816
>baseball equivalent of a fedora
>implying it's not these
>>64156233
Everybody wore stirrup socks up until the 90s.
>had to wear them in LL
>>64153715
>>64153765
>>64153803
It was not me desu. I would have gone to prom with her, she is qt
>>64156233
You're right. Combine that with some 2quirky4u facial hair like Brian Wilson or Danny Espinosa and you have the ultimate meme player.
I miss baseball
Its cold
1. Calhoun
2. Escobar
3. Trout
4. Cespedes
5. Pujols
6. Cron
7. Simmons
8. Perez/Soto
9. Johnny G
How does this lineup look?
>>64156449
>70's memestaches wont come back in style
disappointing desu
>>64156828
Yeah I'm just glad it hasn't snowed yet but it's coming. Can't wait until Spring Training.
>>64156233
>jones
>meme
>>64157070
>le blows bubbles while catching man
absolute meme
>yfw Potencia used his voodoo island magic to kill Cuddyer so the Mets would resign him
>>64157287
The mets better sign sex penis or else
