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news:
Heyward signs with Cubs for 8 years/$184 million
68 days until pitchers and catchers report
She looks as autistic as Greinke. Would fuck.
Cubs fans are now becoming delusional again.
>"I hope she was worth it, anon."
If gold gloves aren't a metric to defense, what the fuck is?
>inb4 muh WAR
>>64150524
Poor guy. His biggest fuck up has become /mlb/'s latest hottest meme, and now he has to see it every time he browses this general. We might drive him to suicide if we're not careful.
>>64150559
WAR
>>64150559
What an awful shitpost never post again stupid canafuck
>>64150559
Fielding %
Also, WAR.
>:^)
>>64150559
Poor bait
>>64150559
DRS, UZR, etc.
Gold gloves aren't a metric, they're an accolade
>>64150524
>tfw no qt scout gf who takes you to minor league games
>>64150586
Fielding % is a shit stat to be honest laddie
>>64150580
I don't believe you're in any position to judge anyone you fucking retard.
>>64150644
Memeke constantly eats his words by saying stupid shit about the Dodgers signing everyone and has a piss fetish but he knows his baseball.
LASER ACE
A
S
E
R
A
C
E
>>64150637
All defensive stats are pretty shit 2bh
>>64150678
>constantly eats words for saying stupid shit
>knows baseball
u wot m8?
post qts
>>64150722
when he's not memeing about the Dodgers, he actually brings up valid points.
>>64150644
My baseball IQ is higher than 98% of you.
That's a certified metric.
>>64150726
>someone actually screencapped a bunch of their own posts
>>64149723
>white sox middle of the pack
thanks Sale
>second best projection in the AL central
>not too far behind the indians
t-time to sign Dexter Fowler and get Frazier
>>64150760
Sucking kershaws dick dry is hardly having a high baseball IQ.
>>64150451
>Miley
The guy reminded me of Derek Lowe. Dunno if it was BABIP or not, but he had few spots of brilliance outside of half the outings where he had twice as many hits allowed as Ks.
>Catchers
I can understand the reasoning for Swihart over Vazquez, but I do have a soft spot for catchers with cannons.
I haven't lived to see a Sox catcher with that caliber arm, so to speak. It's why I like Yadi so much even though he's on our historical rival in 4 World Series. I get the feeling that if Vazquez can't hit in the preseason, he's a goner, though.
>mfw the #7 shirt I just bought would feel more like a Trot Nixon than Vazquez and I'd have to get a Chinese knockoff of his rookie #55
no offense to Trot, he had some great moments
>>64150739
>twinks
https://twitter.com/Twins/status/675433245899550720
Wow this is some legit interpol level shit thats happening.
>>64150726
Get out kek
who has the bella thorne webm? lets see it, boys
>>64150485
Who is this Cum Receptacle,?
>>64150726
>deleted
DG just cannot catch a break
>>64150816
You're deleting your own posts you faggot.
>>64150840
ur mum
>>64150863
thanks lad.
shes got a nice ass
>>64150831
how is he so qt
>>64150883
She does. I'd slap it really hard with my hand, if you catch my drift.
>>64150879
she has the stunted body of a preteen and i would ravage it tbqh lads
>>64150883
>>64150863
>>64150840
>>64150905
Elle Fanning is underage and Bella is a fresh 18.
Obvioisly you three have deeper issues than any girl I'd ever dated.
Kill yourselves.
>>64150905
I'd pee on her hair, if you catch my drift :^)
>>64150932
keks get out
>>64150940
whoops, didn't mean to post that but whatever.
>>64150897
I don't know, senpai
>>64150940
id eat her ass, if you catch my drift <:o)
>>64150940
good album
>>64150932
>Man that had kinky daddy/little sex with a girl that was sexually abused by her father, and has emotional trauma says that it's messed up to find a girl within my age range attractive
wew lad
>>64151048
2qt5me
>>64151048
>Mune, Kuma, Ichi, and Aoki will never be on the Mariners roster at the same time
>>64151093
THICK
H
I
C
K
>>64151050
Why are all Who Sox fans on /sp/ weebs?
>>64151133
It's a meme
>>64151068
>I'm legally allowed to find Bella attractive now that she's been legal for 20 days.
You sound worse than anything that I've ever said. I shitpost on baseball not a real life issue that breaks children.
Take a moment to just hear how disgusting you sound
>>64151133
>not being a weeb
>>64151028
>the Islamic State of Analslime
>>64151114
We could have made it happen if they had re-signed Kuma and have Ichiro do a single-game contract to retire. Although that kind of necessitates Ichiro retiring in the next two years.
Surely he's done after 2016, right?
id hit it lads
>>64151100
don't remember seeing that one in the fappening
she's a bandwagoner anyway though, there's pics of her proudly wearing a custom Yankee jersey in Yankee Stadium while she was/is still dating Verlander.
>Keklander
>>64151133
>not liking anime
What a fag tbqh with you Joe
>>64151183
>posting worst girl
>>64151114
Just like in life, you need opposites, bro.
>>64151212
fine, have some best girl
>>64151209
what a bold statement (rolls eyes)
ITT : Post Accolades and we guess the player.
>>64151199
Not until 3000 he won't be done. And he needs 1 full season of playtime for that to happen. Or 2 seasons playing here and there.
Why are A's fans so obsessed with the Angels? Is it because we're the Yankees of the AL West?
You idiots aren't even on our radar.
>>64151210
>>64150739
>Firstros
>>64150739
gif related
>>64151048
I miss Ichiro with the yankees even though he wasn't great like he was in Seattle ;__;
>>64151250
>Angels
>even remotely comparable to the Yankees
>>64151209
how big is her benis?
>>64151133
They go hand in hand
>>64150739
Rays :3
>>64151275
>>64151281
>Chokeland
>not a bunch of bandwagon scum
Pick 1
>>64151243
Kershaw
Guess mine
>>64151354
Adam Wainwright?
>>64151360
Ichiro. Too easy.
Who could this be?
>>64151354
>>64151360
Gimme a sec.
OFFICIAL HAT RANKINGS
1. Yankees
2. Tigers
3. Dodgers
4. Reds
5. Pirates
6. Giants
7. Angels
8. Red Sox
9. Blue Jays
10. Padres
>>64151377
Nope
>>64151377
Wainwright has never won a Cy Young or had a career that long. Kershaw has taken away two of his cybyohng
>>64151338
>analslime
>not the #1 kek team in the league
>>64151335
picrelated
>>64151255
if that filename is true, there really is no limit to Yankee shitbaggery. I guess the one reason would be so she wouldn't get assaulted or shot by some Bronx faggot.
>>64151335
>throwitlikeagirl.png
>>64151385
my baby fefe
>>64151243
Hint: this is from the 2015 season
hey lads r8 my gf on the right and her cute best friend
>>64151385
Felix?
>>64151446
kuechel
>>64151446
Joe Kelly
>>64151463
Kookly was an AS and got a GG also :3
>>64151241
huh
>>64151177
You're a fucking retard.
Who am I?
>>64151520
Kek multiple entries
>>64151087
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2012/7/1/3130523/munenori-kawasaki-gifs
for you canuckbro
>>64151406
Replace Anaheim and San Diego with Oakland and Milwaukee
The Brewers' ball and glove logo is the GOAT and can't be ignored
>>64151520
OOOH, PICK ME I KNOW THIS ONE!
>>64151520
an anon on the baseball section of a Laotian afro-trimming forum
Remember today when the Cubs keked the Cardinals hard
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 7m7 minutes ago
>Royals, orioles among many teams in on Scott kazmir
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 3m3 minutes ago
>craig gentry has an MLB deal with angels for $1M (he doesnt have SGP tho, so if he's cut in spring he wont receive all 1M)
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 2m2 minutes ago
>jared burton is looking to pitch this year, and has five teams interested
>>64151406
Yankees fan here. I agree with this except I would put the Blue Jays hat higher, add the Brewers and remove the Padres.
>>64151406
this is awful
>>64151454
>>64151440
Yeah.
OK, now do this one.
HINT:
Pitcher is no longer active
>>64151406
shitty list in a shitty post
>canadians
>>64151619
verlander?
>>64151644
>>64151644
Haha what? Verlander DID win an MVP and is still active.
HINT:
National League
>>64151644
shit, didn't read the "no longer active" part
pedro martinez
>>64151644
>No longer active
Verlander has also pitched longer than 7 seasons
>>64151661
I'm stumped
>>64151620
>butthurt American because his team didn't make the list
Grow up man
>>64151406
>>64151406
Replace the Yankees with the Cubs and you'ra good. The Yankees hats are shit.
>>64151682
yankee hat is iconic.
Until this year, I've been openly mocked for wearing a cubs hat in public by random pedestrians.
>>64151665
Pedro won 3 Cy Youngs (almost 5) and had many AS selections.
>>64151679
It's Brandon Webb.
>>64151354
>No one has guessed mine yet
Hint: He started his career with the Cleveland Indians.
>>64151681
my team's on the list, fag
>>64151744
God damn I forgot how incredibly good he was until injuries
>>64151748
It's CC. I thought i'd replied.
>>64151766
Yeah that whole NL West took I think most of the Cy Youngs for the years to come with Lincecum, Peavy, Kershaw,
>>64151739
Yankee hat is a meme. Even people who don't watch baseball where them because they see people wearing them. People who wear Cubs hats are true fans of the sport.
>>64151766
threw his arm out, didn't he?
>>64151748
Looks like either Sabathia or Lee.
The Cy Young that never was.
HINT: Active and in the NL.
would Kershaw be GOAT if he were to get a ring?
>>64151818
>>64151841
Correct
Guess this one
>>64151924
He doesn't need one. It would just add to his legacy.
Anyone who says that he won't be remembered as the greatest left hander to have ever lived needs to stop hating and ask their team to draft better.
>>64151951
Colon. 2EZ
>>64151451
-100/Shit
>>64151915
>>64151999
Yup and yours is Wainwright
hint: active, has played for two teams in the same division
>>64152054
Jacoby Ellsbury?
Stop being cheap Wilpons and just resign Cespedes I know he's overrated as fuck and will probably bust but at this point you have to try and compete against the Cubs and build a team while we have our young pitchers cheap or we will never make or win the series anytime soon. This is our window, can't let the Cubs ruin it.
>>64152077
wew lad that was quick
>>64152054
Matt Kemp
>>64152036
Got it.
>>64152108
too easy a hint
>>64152108
I'm a Yankees fan and regret the day that Cashman signed that faggot
>>64152145
too expensive? I see he's doing well there
>>64152145
Yeah that was such a dumb move. Sign a guy who's game depends on speed and he's multiple knee injuries.
>>64152170
Not well for what he's getting paid.
2ez
Dedball
>>64152255
cy young
>>64152255
Come on, Only Royals and Blue Jays fans won't know who this is.
>>64152255
That's clearly Cy Young you fucking faggot
>>64152279
At least 40% of posters here didn't know.
At least 40% If not 60%
>>64152303
At least 100% of us know you're a faggot
>>64152255
How come pitchers back then could pitch 300-400 innings every year and not get injured? Why is it that now when guys are "protected" there are more injuries than ever?
are we still r8ing eachothers hats
>>64152329
Players were men back then
>>64152329
their arms probably fell off after they retired. and injuries were played through unless it was really serious
>>64152231
Tough one. I'm going to say Justin Upton.
>>64151250
>The Yankees of a division
Don't meme me like that, senpai
>>64152351
too big/10
>>64152329
The ball was different and they didn't throw as hard.
>>64152303
>>64152303
I gaurantee that at least 95% of the people here knew that. But I forgot that you are a self proclaimed baseball genius.
>>64152369
sarcastic or not, you're correct
>>64152270
That was uncalled for.
>>64152416
:^)
>>64152514
What does this have to do with baseball
No one will guess this
>>64151406
>no Wahoo
SJW tier list
this one's tough. not an active player, recently retired (within the past 3 years)
>>64152329
Pitching back then wasn't done with the same violence at is it now. A AA-prospect, fuck maybe even a rookie ball pitcher would pitch multiple perfect games in sucession back in 1890.
The talent back then was just not good, not to take anything away from Cy Young or anyone else (because they were Giants in their time), but the pitching motion just wasn't perfect as it it now.
>>64152394
95%? Lol 40% of people here still don't fully understand basic baseball strategy like pinch hitting.
>>64151406
good list
>>64152598
>40% of people here still don't fully understand basic baseball strategy like pinch hitting
Cite your sources
who /met/ here
>those five minutes of Michael Cuddyer being retired
>>64152738
Lurk gamethreads
>>64152598
>weak hitter is up to bat
>replace him with a better hitter
Wow that was really hard to comprehend.
Oh wait, I forgot you're one of those "muh strategy" National League shitters. Fuck off.
>>64152767
>Michael Cuddyer
Wait what the fuck how did I missed this
>>64152805
don't feed the troll
>>64152986
That's not funny. This is a persons wife, not a meme.
>>64153017
tell that to /nfl/
>>64153063
what if they're mean to me?
>>64153096
Act like you're black
>>64152767
>>64152816
>Marc Carig ?@MarcCarig 1m1 minute ago
>The Mets have no comment about the transactions page listing. Worth noting that they did not say it was a mistake.
please
>>64152816
http://slumz.boxden.com/f16/new-york-mets-of-michael-cuddyer-retired-2293602/
>>64150524
its fine, shes probably getting piss all over her hair from Cruz and Seager every weekend. Not wife material.
>How come they don't want me, man?
>>64153282
>LGN tried defending this signing
>I told him to fuck off
Well, how about that? It was a shit signing AND he fucked off!
:^)
>>64150932
Cottage cheese on a minor? Not a good sign
>>64153388
>not liking chubby pale skinned cellulite thighs
Gay tbqhwy
what do we have here?
>>64153481
she'd look good splashing around in piss
>>64153481
>Faggot Anon rejected this
>>64153481
Scoutfu is literally perfect
I wonder how that anon feels having his sad life turned into a meme
>>64153481
Damn man how do you turn her down
/amanda.hopkins.79
ask her who she asked to junior prom in HS
>>64153481
what's the story behind her?
>>64153601
>/amanda.hopkins.79
What is this? Nothing related to her comes up when I google.
>>64153666
>qt is first female Mariners scout in ~60 years
>asked Shitattle anon to prom in HS
>decided to go with some fat domican grill instead
>anon gets memed on for being a faggot
>>64153666
Seattle fag got asked by her to junior prom years ago but rejected her in favor of some Dominican slut. He didn't do shit with said slut and she later had children with a black guy. Woman in pics became a scout for the Mariners.
>>64153715
Damn where are you guys getting these pics
>>64153715
>>64153717
Was it pizza bro?
>>64153708
try facebook
>rags
>>64153765
Would be hilarious if it was but it was just an anon unless PB turned his trip off.
>>64153792
lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>64153715
>>64153717
I don't think that's something I would openly admit to
>>64153792
shit team
shit fans
shit franchise
>>64153833
You clearly underestimate Shitattle fans
>tfw you pay 180m+ for a .268 BA and 16 1/6 home runs a season who is inconsistent throughout his career
>"muh WAR"
>>64153833
Well it was an anon so he didn't really do it openly. It's not like he posted it on facebook or twitter or talked about it in public.
>>64153481
OVER RATED
V
E
R
R
A
T
E
D
Being a scout isn't enough desu
>>64153481
She's not that hot and her body looks awful for having played softball.
Idk why u dudes keep busting his balls.
The only good truly attractive thing about her is that she's into baseball.
>>64154011
Does she meet all your requirements?
>>64154011
Just because she's too big to be your little, she's still cute.
>>64154011
but her hair looks very peeable
>>64154011
And her face. She's also thick as fuck.
>>64154011
Oh look, another shit opinion from Memeke
I guess you only like mentally unstable girls that can be forced into doing disgusting things, right?
>>64153861
They disappeared this season
>>64153861
Yeah I get it but I would have a tough time even telling my friends that, maybe that's why he did it here. Was probably the same guy from "Panama"
MICHAEL CUDDYER RETIRED
LETS GO METS
Haha the epic piss jokes.
Haha just awesome dudes.
Just great.
Haha I swear I not a Virgin
>>64154156
is that what your ex told you when you hired her?
https://twitter.com/AdamRubinESPN/status/675500687363579904
Cuddyer confirmed for retiring. Why the fuck would you leave $12 million on the fucking table though?
>>64154196
He got shat on that badly. I feel bad for him. He seems to actually like the game seeing as he left the money on the table because he just didn't have it anymore.
hell fucking yes cuddyer retired we still in it LGM
>>64152329
Based High Kick windmill wind up
Anyone watching this Lenny Randle documentary on MLBN?
>mest gave up a draft pick for Michael Cuddyer
>>64154340
literally who
Cuddyer retired.
>>64154381
The most interesting man in baseball you faggot. Seriously though, the guy is kinda interesting.
>>64154364
>had one good year in Coors meme field
>used it to cash in on a big contract
Pretty based tbqh
>>64153776
Yeah, Seattle anon fucked up. I bet he became one of those she/he things.
>>64154468
has anyone asked her who she asked to prom junior year?
or should I make a fake account?
>>64151338
Who would bandwagon oakland over the giants?
Lifelong oaklander born to hate SF and everything about it here, that's my only reason
>>64154196
He had surgery when the offseason started, I assume it didn't go well
Or he loves the mets
>>64154588
Nah, just let it die. I can relate a little bit to the guy. I turned down the most attractive girl in my class for senior prom. I didn't want to go, I chose instead to sit in a garage with some buddies from another school and drink beer. We were dating at that point, but not after I blew he off to get drunk. She ended up as a doctor in Columbus and got married to some biologist she met at OSU.
>>64154693
David Wright is his best friend. Plus he didnt want to ride the bench the entire season.
Is this the baseball equivalent of a fedora? It seems like only edgy try hards wore these when I played ball.
>mfw had a high school friend who would wear his phiton necklace and his arm sleeve literally everywhere
>>64155816
They were an MLB sponsor in 2013.
Players wore them a lot for that season but faded out the year after.
>>64151133
Anime is how to cope with being a wsox fan
>>64155816
>baseball equivalent of a fedora
>implying it's not these
>>64156233
Everybody wore stirrup socks up until the 90s.
>had to wear them in LL
>>64153715
>>64153765
>>64153803
It was not me desu. I would have gone to prom with her, she is qt
>>64156233
You're right. Combine that with some 2quirky4u facial hair like Brian Wilson or Danny Espinosa and you have the ultimate meme player.
I miss baseball
Its cold
1. Calhoun
2. Escobar
3. Trout
4. Cespedes
5. Pujols
6. Cron
7. Simmons
8. Perez/Soto
9. Johnny G
How does this lineup look?
>>64156449
>70's memestaches wont come back in style
disappointing desu
>>64156828
Yeah I'm just glad it hasn't snowed yet but it's coming. Can't wait until Spring Training.
>>64156233
>jones
>meme
>>64157070
>le blows bubbles while catching man
absolute meme
>yfw Potencia used his voodoo island magic to kill Cuddyer so the Mets would resign him
>>64157287
The mets better sign sex penis or else
LGTSS
>Shit Louis Keknals
>>64156855
>Trout not batting 2nd
>Pujols batting anything other then 3rd
Not gonna happen because Scioscia is a drunk when making the lineup
shitattle anon, was your prom on May 22, 2010?
>>64151426
Who dat?
>>64158223
>>64158223
>Shitattle anon has been mocked every thread since he made that post
I'm pretty sure that guy killed himself tbqh
>>64157263
Yeah, I can't refute this. He's a slow burning meme, but a meme none the less
>>64158377
pretty sure every memeiners fan has after their firesale
>>64158377
I should find him
>>64151048
does Mune have the biggest gap in all of baseball between popularity and actual talent?
I would trade Marte for Mune straight up just to watch him in Seattle again
>>64158728
Mt. Rainier HS
Finding a dominican grill would be easier
>>64158745
I was a Jays game in 2013 and saw an old guy with a Kawasaki jersey. Dude probably spent $100+ for that meme jersey.
>>64152598
Fernando Valenzuela
>>64158861
you were a whole game?
>>64158826
ahh I didn't go there
>>64158826
Never mind, pb.
she was on that school's friends list
/griselda.l.holguin
who wants to do the honors and send her a message?
>Go on CB
>some girl wearing a blow gays shirt
>too lazy to make an account and tell her the Jays are shit
>people are actually stalking this girl
y'all got problems tbqh
>>64158223
>>64158377
what is this?
>>64158947
This meme is going too far. Some dumb anon is gonna fuck around and ruin her life soon.
>>64158947
fuck off
don't be salty because you couldn't hold onto scoutfu
>>64158925
What should I say ?
>>64158975
No kidding. I want to see how she does as a scout for my beloved Mariners.
>>64158975
I'm just trying to find out who shitattle anon is
>>64158994
>hurr hurr he must be that memeiner fag
sometimes it's annoying when people on 4chan do disgusting things, family
>>64158995
Just ask her who she went to junior prom with.
>>64159027
I don't know what that guy was expecting telling us that story. He wasn't going to get pity and honestly should have expected something like this tbqh family.
>>64159076
then mess with him, not some random girl who didn't do anything
>>64159103
>implying I'm the guy doing this
I'm just saying family, he should expected something like this. You don't post shit like this on any board on 4chan.
>>64159103
That's what I'm doing faggot.
I wish nothing but the best for scoutfu or that dominican grill, I just want to torment the fuck out of this faggot a bit
If you think giving out facebook links is harmful, you haven't been on the internet for too long
>>64159156
4chan is full of masochistic edge lords
>>64159156
>You don't post shit like this on any board on 4chan.
>>>/b/
You virgins need to get laid out and leave him and that girl alone.
It's like 2007 /b/ in here.
>>64159460
nobody's pissing on anyone here
>>64159460
Post the pics of the girl you pissed on
>>64159460
PISS GIRL PISS GIRL PISS GIRL PISS GIRL
>>64159460
I agree with pissboy. Can't we just make fun of that seattle anon without harassing some random girl like edgy /b/tards?
Where do I find a cute girl who enjoys wRC+?Help me bros.
>>64159584
Sup Shitattle anon
>>64159611
None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
>>64159648
KEK
I fucking lost it
you guys are creepy as fuck.
Anyone have a screenshot of the post?
>>64159648
lel
>>64159681
That thread was vicious the other night. The Chapman Choketacular
>>64159705
did you get his name?
it happened yesterday
>>64159700
Is this your first week here? This is normal.
>>64159723
She didn't add me
>>64159700
>this is creepy
>implying this even remotely close to that shit with UTV
Is this like your first time on /sp/?
>>64159766
What a bitch.
>tfw best offseason general
I've really, really liked our threads these past few days
>>64159780
Very comfy
>>64159766
change your profile pic to Randy Johnson m8
>>64159827
KGJ just to be safe.
>>64159780
This week has been the highest point in a long while. Heyward today just more icing on the cake.
Serious planet alignment shit, overall
>>64159827
Does the dominican girl watch baseball?
>>64159932
mariners are under her interests
scoutfu has pirates and mariners
lel
Am I the only one attracted to their GM? I'm so used to bald old geezers. This is just so sudden.
>>64160039
kek
>>64160088
How comfy will this season be senpai
>>64160039
>two teams
Absolutely disgusting. I'm close to trashing her after reading that.
>>64160088
>shitattle
r8 my moms btw
Didn't he also say he was Doyer fan living in Seattle? I thought I remember him posting that after everyone was calling him a Memeiner fan.
>>64160148
Very if they just sign another starter. I'm pretty sure Hultzen will pitch a full season before Paxton ever does.
>>64160187
7.8/10 would incest
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/14345250/zack-greinke-smile-suggests-deal-return-los-angeles-dodgers-was-close
This is going to be a rough 5 years now that the Dodgers have nothing going for them.
>>64160252
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/64101636/#64118833
>I didn't... got a qt Mexican girl instead though so it was all good. For what it's worth I'm a Doyers fan (I'm from LA) so I'm not too torn up about it.
>>64160380
a-at least he's not a Mariners fan r-right
>>64160437
>still posting that shit pup that got you laid zero(0) times
>>64160487
Pupper gets all the bitches
>>64160532
is that why it was laying on your little sisters bed in that last pic?
>>64160325
>greinke smiling means it was definitely the dodgers who had the second-best offer
plausible, but wtf kind of reporting is that
>>64160554
>implying I didn't take pupper to a grills house
>it's my older sisters btw
>>64160554
I don't see the problem
>>64160593
Desperation for a good headline.
>all this Meth Louis backlash against Heyward
>nobody else thinks of him as anything other than a Brave
>>64150485
>17 years old
>already cottage cheese cellulite thighs
fucksake, do some squats you skinnyfat cunt
>cubs overpaying for an injury prone .260 hitter
>muh glove
>muh sabrnerdstatz
>>64160279
>the mariners selected Hultzen with the second pick in 2011, ahead of Jose Fernandez, Joe Panik, Sonny Gray and George Springer because he was viewed as the most advanced arm in the draft and the quickest to make the majors.
>2015 is over and he has pitched 0 innings in the majors
>>64160861
Has any team been as bad in the draft as the M's?
in the last 15 years they have only managed to produce one legitimate major leaguer from all their first round picks
>They traded him for Bedard before he ever played a single game for them
>Taijuan is their only hope now
>>64154011
>6/10 would not piss
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kz4PWjetPo
>>64161346
ebin
>>64161346
Kek
>>64161346
hawt
>>64150485
BLACKED when?
>>64150485
Is that Greinke with a wig?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCBJv3Xz7QY
>>64161798
>born too late to see the Dodgers win 1 World Series
>born just in time to see the Giants win 3 in 5 years and the Dodgers to choke every year
>>64161826
it's okay man, i watched the giants lose the 2002 world series
>>64161856
So did I, and I laughed my ass off when they threw game 6 away. At least that faggot Bonds never got a ring and will never EVER get into the Hall of Fame.
>>64161892
he did get a ring though
>>64161346
Kekd
>>64161909
>nobody gives a shit about cespedes or murphy
>>64162178
Both are world series trash players.
>Le Cuban golf man
>Le Homer off 3 Cy Youngs in post season but can't field a ball in the world series man
Fuckem
>"Just one more coach"
>>64162112
Consultant job during ST in 2014. Pretty sure the organization gave him a ring for it. So not as a player, but he has a ring.
>>64162273
>spring training consultant
I know they give the janitors rings but even the janitor was more involved with the team than bonds was in 2014.
>"You've pitched long enough to see yourself become the meme "
>>64160852
Don't judge and entire fanbase on the outbursts of a few juvenile retards. Just like you can't judge all Reds fans on that inbred shitposter that shows up here.
Intelligent Cards fans realized that Heyward might leave. We're sorry he left. We're even sorrier that he went to the Cubs, because that makes them that much stronger.
But it's still a long way to October. :)
feels good to have bandwagoned the cubs when they were shit lads
>>64151093
I love me some joosten
>>64150739
>2002
Those dogs are probably dead now ;_;
>>64162296
>le crusty glass arm man
Pirates trade Charlie Morton to the Phillies for David Whitehead.
This looks to be a clear salary dump, wonder if the Pirates are close to signing Latos or Kazmir
>>64150485
who's that cellulite hermaphrodite?
>srsly though, dat cellulite
>>64162296
still more rings than Kersh
You could have stopped it
So when a guy retires during his career, is he still owed the rest of the money on his contract?
>>64167142
Unless he has some special clause, I don't think so. I'm pretty sure it's a mutual termination of the contract. They may receive some small bit based on universal MLB contract guarantees but I don't know.
>>64162635
>Intelligent Cards fans
who?
>>64167142
No, the team retains the remaining portion of the contract.
That's why the royos have all that Gil meche money lying around
>>64150901
Who is this Semien demon?
>>64167720
>Gil Meche
Where has the time gone?
>>64168655
In the toilet like meche's career
>still holds the record for biggest royals fa contract
>tfw it's impossible to drop Fatty Butler on anyone
>>64169968
>Carson Smith
Still hurts
Miley better be good this year
>>64169968
>that absurd overpay for Kimbrel
>A+
>>64170087
>margot and 3 low end prospects for the best closer in the league
>>64170040
I love the Carson Smith deal, Miley usually hits 200 innings each year so thats pretty solid for the mariners
gotta make room for Henry Owens
>>64170215
>3 low end prospects
All that damage control
Most athletic baseball player ever?
>>64170327
Bo Jackson
>>64170327
Some black guy
>>64170345
Pretty tough to beat this one. Deion Sanders would be up there, I imagine.
Baseballs Best Fans everyone. The St. Louis Cardinals!!!!
>Chris Rocoberto @TheRocoberto 24h24 hours ago Rolla, MO
>@WugeneEast I hope we bean Heyward right in his head when he comes St. Louis. We ain't got no love for fuck boys in the Lou.
>bobby t @bobbytedesco10 19h19 hours ago
>Faggot @JasonHeyward
>Ryan Starczewski @Ryan_Star7 21h21 hours ago
>@JasonHeyward Change your profile you prick! Less money to play for a less talented team with a lower chance of winning a title? Fuck off.
>Blair @BlairLystang 24h24 hours ago
First #STLCards #Cubs game... >@JasonHeyward first AB. Start Rosenthal, throw 100mph heat square off his skull. Then do it again.
>Joey Pizzimenti @JP3_SWAGG 20h20 hours ago
>@JasonHeyward u could've been like @Yadimolina04 an all time cardinals great and a GOD in STL but u picked to never win a World Series ever
>Joey Pizzimenti @JP3_SWAGG 20h20 hours ago
>@JasonHeyward will get booed every at bat at Busch forever I hope @Tsunamy27 hits him right between the numbers with 100 mph heater
>Nez @Tree_Fixer 22h22 hours ago
>Heyward , bro, come on seriously ......so disappointed you might as well have joined ISIS
>>64170326
They are low end prospects, the sox farm system is loaded
>>64170345
This. It's Bo Jackson no contest
>>64170451
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/instagraphs/padres-get-a-haul-for-craig-kimbrel/
Sawks fans, everyone.
>Lukas @Lukasmudd 22h22 hours ago
>This is worse then pujols leaving. I hate Heyward more than Isis now.
Holy SHIT the Asstros got ripped off
>>64170439
I love when non-white players leave the Cardinals. Their racist fans can finally release all the hate they've been holding in for so long.
>>64170451
>the sox farm system is loaded
D A M A G E
C O N T R O L
>>64170345
>>64170473
>big and strong = athletic
Cmon, at least pick someone good at baseball. He wasn't even a good fielder, a mark of a good athlete
>>64170327
Pre roids Barry bonds
>>64170590
>Pre roids Bonds
Wasn't he getting a bunch of home runs even then?
>>64170590
>this delusional lack of any baseball knowledge
What pitchers had the most pitches in their arsenal?
>>64170327
Bartolo Colon
>>64170672
>M-M-MUH BO KNOWS
>>64170627
Yeah, and he was a GOAT fielder and baserunner
>>64170590
What a shit post. Delete this immediately.
>>64170673
Mariano Rivera
>>64170327
Ricky Henderson.
Best thief to ever steal the plates.
The ultimate nig nog in baseball.
>>64152255
>no cy young awards
Probably some nobody
>>64150524
Who is this semen demon?
Story?
>>64170673
You Darvish
>>64170877
Read the thread
>all these teams massively overpaying for relief pitching
Lol thanks royos
>>64170726
>Barry Bonds is the only player in the 400-400 HR-SB club
>Also the only player in the 500-500 club
>>64171776
I miss him.
>>64171829
So do I.
>tfw he's over 50 but could still probably put up a couple of WAR as a DH.
>>64171272
no u
>>64171909
>Baby voice asshole
>If he was nicer he would be like A Rod right now
>>64172074
He's actually mellowed out a lot in recent years. Not sure if it's the lack of media attention, the lack of roid rage, or if he's just matured a bit, but he's not a dick to everyone anymore.
So where exactly was David Peralta from 2008 to 2010?
(Also, I had no idea who David Peralta was until I looked at the Diamondbacks depth chart today.)
>>64172160
Does he still lie under oath before Congress?
>>64172283
>yfw they dropped all perjury charges
>>64172190
He had two shoulder surgeries so probably the couch.
With Charlie Morton going to Philly, some headline writer can finally use
>Morton Hears A Boo
>>64150524
>dat release
waifu material
>shitattle memeiners fans
>>64161798
this kills the career
>we Cishek now
bounce back or bust, /mlb/?
>>64150574
>>64150524
What's the deal here? Who did what?
>>64172664
>Seattlel
How could it be anything but a bust?
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS to Giants fans
Gordon or Cespedes?
>dfw mexican age of consent
>>64172939
I thought the Mexican age of consent was a taco
>>64172711
Read the thread senpai
>>64173191
This is Carlos Mencia level humor. What the fuck were you thinking?
>>64173257
The thread is 428 posts long and I couldn't glean much from skimming it.
>>64172823
Daily reminder that:
>losing the 2008 NLCS to the Phillies
>losing the 2009 NLCS to the Phillies
>watching the Giants beat the Phillies in the 2010 NLCS
>losing a shutout sweep in 2012 to the Giants
>losing the 2013 NLCS to the Cardinals
>losing the 2014 NLDS to the Cardinals
>watching the Giants beat the Cardinals in the 2014 NLCS
>losing in yet another shutout sweep in 2015 to the Giants
>losing the 2015 home run derby to the Reds
>losing the 2015 celebrity softball game to the AL
>and losing the 2015 all-star game to the AL
is equivalent to breathing smog in and out every moment of every day since the moment they were born fatherless AIDS crack babies for Dodgers fans.
>Braves get Swanson
>Phillies get Appel
Why can't the Marlels rebuild like the other NL East bottomfeeders?
>yfw the Marlels have been the most successful NL Least team in the last 2 decades
>>64173299
Can't help you with being lazy
>>64173414
I like what both of those teams are doing.
Nola/Appel could be a quality duo.
Did the Phillies do enough to keep the doctor away?
>>64173478
>tfw it took me less than half an hour finding that Dominican grill
You should really watch what you say on the internet.
Look at lex
:^)
>>64173656
Wow you found a friend of someone that everyone already knew. You must be anonemoose!111!!
2spoopy5me senpai
>this was the Braves roster 1 year ago
I count 5 guys still on the roster.
>>64173389
Ok
#BeatLA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>"A good example of this is that during the final 3 game Dodger-vs-Giants series in 1991, the Giants drew over 150,000 fans. The attendance for these 3 games represented almost 1⁄10 of their total fans (1.7 million) for the entire 81 game home schedule, and prompted at least one reporter on ESPN to wonder if the euphoria in the Bay Area following the games reflected a delusion that the Giants had won the World Series rather than simply knocking the Dodgers out. "
Fucking obsessed pieces of shit. You're as much of a rival as the Padres or Rockies are.
Our true rivals are the Yankees
>>64173877
Kiss the rings
>>64174001
LA Dodgers: 5
SF Giants: 3
K
>>64174033
>le ignoring history may may
Giants: 8
Doyers: 6
>>64150515
We've been delusional since Theo took over, and rightfully so
Like Israel is God's land given to the chosen people, the World Series is ours
We have been through our Holocaust, decades of oppression and ridicule, we crucified Bartman for our sins, now it is only glory
also Happy Hanukkah!
>>64162674
>tfw Sosa never won a WS
>tfw Kerry Wood never won a WS
>tfw Mark Prior
>>64174294
Let's go around saying I'm the new owner of the Knicks!
Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 34s34 seconds ago
i hear the nats asked for christian yelich for gio gonzalez. took 1 second for marlins to say no thanks.
LOL
you know you're shit when even the marlins laugh at you
>>64174723
The Nats had a nice run of relevance before collapsing back into irrelevance.
>>64174723
Funny cuz 2015 was gios bad year. Had this been 2014 yelich wouldn't have been enough
>>64174929
Gio hasn't been good since Oakland, bruh
Reminder to everyone that the Cubs are now the best team in baseball.
>>64175149
inb4 they have an injury plagued season
>>64175149
That would be the Mariners senpai
>>64175149
Lol
>>64175142
>their entire season
>>64175149
>Strikeout prone lineup that revolves around home runs
>Will be reliant on multiple second year players who will now have to face pitching staffs with more than enough info to pitch against them effectively
>Can be and has been neutralized by good pitching staffs
>Relying on a rotation that is older than dirt to not only perform at a high level but to remain healthy
>Arrieta is going to come back down to earth
>>64175149
In b4 they get swept by the Jays in the WS
>>64175337
Check your Cishek privilege
>>64175645
>Strikeout prone
We signed Zobrist and Heyward to balance the lineup a bit more, and Rizzo is already a low strikeout guy.
>Second year players/ Sophomore slumps
Certainly possible, but again that is partly balanced out by having Zobrist, Heyward, and Rizzo.
>Can be and has been neutralized by good pitching
Again, lineup is now less K prone with Heyward and Zobrist.
>Rotation
Obviously Arrieta wont be historically great again, but he should continue to be an ace-level starter. Rotation depth is a concern, but what team doesn't have those concerns?
>>64173257
Strange legs/10
>>64175839
Delusion
Pure delusion
>>64175873
>hurr the Cubs will never be good hurr
>>64175839
>Rotation depth is a concern
not even, Cahill, Warrern, Richard, Wood, and even Edwards are ready to step in at any time
>>64175873
>acknowledges weaknesses and points out offseason moves to hopefully address weakness
>hurr durr delusion
>>64175817
>yfw he is forced to change his name to transhek after it is judged to be a trigger
>>64175934
Still, we'd be weaker if Arrieta or Lester get hurt. But I do love how Theo addressed the pitching depth with how insane the market is for pitching right now.
>>64175839
I swear Cubs fans have to be the most delusional fans in sports.
>We signed Zobrist guise
You mean the career utility player? He's a nice player, but the guy is by no means a fucking great player.
Arrieta won't come close to what he did last season, guarantee it.
Your outfield is still worse than the Pirates and Tardinals, as is your pitching staff. Especially if the Pirates sign Kazmir.
The Cubs are a meme team, with a meme manager and will be another Nationals. People will hype them in the offseason and by the end of the year, you'll be lucky if you make the playoffs.
Now go eat your lasagna soup.
>>64176028
>this shitty bait
>>64176027
>we'd be weaker if Arrieta or Lester get hurt
obviously, what team wouldn't be weaker if its one or two pitcher went down
>Arizona became a state, built a stadium, got an MLB team, and won the world series since the Cubs last have
>Ottoman Empire
>>64176104
I acknowledged that.
>>64176068
Enjoy paying a 34 year old utility player $56M over the next 4 years.
>>64175839
Is your answer for everything Heyward and zobrist lmao?
Enjoy not even making the postseason again lmfao
>we won't be shut because we have zobrist and Heyward
Lmao
Lmfao
>>64176220
>>64176180
why are you faggots so mad at the Cubs?
>>64176180
>>64176220
At least we can win a postseason series
>>64176220
Heyward and Zobrist address weaknesses from last year's team. The Cubs are building off a 97 win team so they don't exactly need a roster overall
>>64176247
DG is still buttmad over the Cy Young
>>64176279
Which position did you play?
>muh zobrist and heyward
You fucks got swept by a Mest team with a lineup 100x worse than yours
Zobrist and Heyward arent going to make the difference
Zobrist + Heyward
>New meme 2016
>>64176352
Just because they address "weaknesses" doesnt mean youve become world series favorites
>>64176337
>Roberts isn't going to make the difference
-2003 Yankees
>>64176385
This fucking post
Lmao
>>64176383
It does when, up to this point, the other top NL teams have gotten significantly weaker.
>>64151739
>I've been openly mocked for wearing a cubs hat in public by random pedestrians.
That's why it's the coolest hat. It's a middle finger. A blue and red middle finger with a touch of white. A red, white and blue middle finger against the odds. Like America itself.
ITT:
Overrated trash
>>64176438
That's not a picture of Andrew Friedman
>>64176364
That's not funny. This is a teams roster, not a meme.
>>64176383
it does if you're coming off of a 97 win season (meanwhile the two better teams from last year have lost players they have yet to replace)
>>64176438
How did you even post that without God striking you down.
>>64176418
USA USA USA
CUBS WEAR THE COLORS OF FREEDOM
TARDINALS WEAR THE COLORS OF COMMUNISM
>>64176418
>against the odds
yeah, it does seem pretty unlikely that a team that was the first to win consecutive world series titles could then go 107 years without winning another one
this "cubs are now WS favorites" is a great new meme
>>64176438
Hey that's somebody's life, it's not a game. Stop being mean
>>64175839
>M-MUH Z-ZOBRIST AND HEYWARD
>>64175149
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>>64176777
>>64176777
NEW THREAD
>>64176777
>>64176777
Friendly reminder that if your team has not won a WS this century, then it's irrelevant trash.
Dbags, Angels, Marlins, Red Sux, Whos, Methinals, Phillies, Bankees, Jints, and Royals are the only teams that aren't total failures
>>64162273
>Consultant job
special hitting instructor
Every team has old-timers who come in during spring training. Those guys are on the payroll in some capacity, so depending on the type of team they are, if they win the World Series, they get rings. The classy organizations don't cheap out.
>>64170578
They don't hold back that much. Whenever Kolten Wong fucks up it's non-stop "chink" for hours.
>>64170706
Dude looks like the best bowler on any team in New York
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