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Detroit Red Wings
Alex Galchenyuk
sorry blues, i like your guys system,and i think the Flyers' young guys could learn a lot from you
thanks for the win
Jaromir Jagr
>>64140828
>>64140839
I like these posts, please continue
Leon Draisaitl
Pens will win the Cup for Dupuis
Tyler Johnson
>>64140801
>500 post too early
Patrick Sharp
Andrew Hammond
Dave Andreychuk
>>64140788
>Pronger
>That high
>blackcocks
>keps
>hasbs
Why are canagays so autistic?
>>64140926
>Things to do in Canada
>Suck dick
>Play hockey
>Get drunk
Shane Doan
Darcy Tucker
the Habs, they are a crashing
YO HOLD ON
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NORRISTOLAINEN HYPE???
RISTO RISTO RISTO RISTO RISTO RISTO
Fredrik Andersen
>>64140953
Finland fucking sucks
Hey Bros
So what did I miss? Canacuks still getting cukt?
>hey /hoc/, we heard you were talking shit.
>>64140953
Dude, I was saying this kid was going to be a star from the beginning.
Artturi Lehkonen
Career hat tricks
Karlsson: 0 (noll)
Ristolainen: 1 (one)
>swedish defending
Bobby "Better Go Score Some More" Orr
Anze Kopitar
Chris "My Dick Is Longer" Pronger
Lawson "Fuck Your Spouse & Wreck Your House" Crouse
>>64141011
Nice Kopi dubs
Mark Giordano
>>64141027
Armemenia where u been
Taylor "Choke On My Left Ball" Hall
Andrei Vasilevskiy
>>64141026
>Neck guard
Is he autistic?
>>64141066
no just extra careful
Zach Parise
Andrew "Fuck 'Er Raw" Shaw
>>64141079
Uncommon flag
Chris Kelly
Andrew Ladd
Nathan MacKinnon
Henrik Zetterberg
Brendan Gallagher
>>64141079
>>64141066
>>64141026
I think it was my sophomore year when zednik got hit with that skate in throat and soon after neck guards were mando in hs hockey
i fucking hated every second of wearing those things
Fucking slav couldn't just get out of the way
Vincent Lecavalier
post yfw the Leafs make Stamkos the highest paid player in the league
>>64141215
>paying stamkos a ton of money
He needs to improve his play this season before he starts expecting the big bucks
Who's the current meme-iest player in the league?
>>64141246
Dougie Hamilmeme, or Connor McMeme once he returns
Roman Josi
>>64141246
Steven Memekos
Petr Memezek
Max Domeme
Jonathan Quick
>mikael granlund, 26 played games, 3 goals
>markus granlund, 7 played games, 3 goals
top kek
>>64141321
Elite
>>64141338
damn right
Canucks current roster lads
Watched the ice hockey game today lads. Didn't even see the puck once.
Do I need to buy a bigger tv?
>>64141578
It's tough to say with the information you've provided
>>64141578
>Didn't even see the puck once.
I could understand this before high def became a thing, but now?
>>64141578
kek look at dat funkin muckey
>>64141599
Holy shit just saw it is it fucking real? Why the fuck does it look like that
Is "Pucc boi" already a common insult used in hockey circles? Or can I start using it?
>>64141606
it's what i call your father's boy poosi
kekek dat freakin monkie
>>64141606
It doesn't really reson8 tbqh
Are you big dumb autistic retards done posting hockey player names yet
>>64141273
>Petr Memezek
But between last playoffs and this season Petr has proven he's actually good. .924 in 17 games and a .925 over 7 games last year. Mrazek is good m8.
>>64141736
Good at aggressively sliding across the fucking rink and losing in OT
>>64141747
that was jimbo "shootout master" howturd
>>64141747
>memeing this hard
Jonas "I bought your sister dinner" Brodin
>2016 playoffs
>Minnesota is the first wild card
>playes Dullass in the first round
>expose the meme, sweeping le no defense team in 5 games
>thid year in a row they beat the central winner
>much rejoicing, vengeance is so cold it freezes the snow pile in the mall parking lot solid
>wild lose to the hawks in 6 in the second round
I want off this ride
>>64141026
I met him at the draft on day 2. Tall motherfucker
1. Kane
2. Hasek
3. Leopold
4. Vigneault
5. Niederreiter
6. Weber
7. Rutherford
8. Shore
9. Raanta
10. Horton
Thoughts?
>>64141876
What the fuck kind of retarded list is that.
>>64141876
Correct
>>64141905
Full disclosure: I thought about flipping Raanta and Shore.
>>64141893
Tim Horton, not Nathan, you jackass.
>>64141929
That still doesn't answer the question fuckstick. They all play different positions.
>>64141764
Fairly certain Mrazek has more OT loses in which opens earned an ROW
Also the GWG game 7 against Tampa was a fairly aggressive flub if I may be so crass
>>64141972
>Fairly certain
youre already on the internet why not do 2 minutes of research before talking? what is this shit hfboards?
1. James Wisnewski
2. Janne Ninima
3. Phil Housley
4. Al MacInnis
5. Stu Grimson
6. Curtis Joseph
7. Michael Peca
8. Darius Kasparutis
9. Rico Fata
10. Steve Reinprecht
Deb8 me christfags
>>64141972
Mrazek is 3-3 in OT this season and has one win in SO.
>>64141979
its kasparaitis you faggot
>>64141982
I miss when shitposts would earn a ban
>>64141984
Also its Niinimaa
>>64141981
Fairly certain JimJam is 7-4-2
Almost certain 3>2
Ironically certain 2 overtime losses is greater than 3 overtime losses
#Indignant
>>64141984
>>64141991
Oh look hfboards is here where's your list you fucking newfags God respect the sanctity of this shithole full of clipart
>>64141988
Kind of like yours?
>on /hoc/
>in the early morning
>>64142000
why are you so upset? can you hear your mom being fucked right now?
Stop feeding the shitposter and report him you stupid faggots. God damn modern /hoc/ is fucking terrible.
>>64142007
>he goes on a clipart pig forum in the early morning
>he doesn't know how to skate
>>64142019
I work nights faggot.
>>64142025
No one gives a fuck
>>64142033
See>>64142032
Source:>>64142019
God dammit /hoc/ some salami from my hometown just got arrested trying to join ISIS. Why is the minnesota pedo meme still rampant when the terrorist accusations actually have some truth.
On a side not yelling Muhammad during lunch in high school was fun, see how many heads turn. Glad most of them moved to cheaper housing many years ago though.
its 7am and I dont have work today. I am going to go make the most elaborate breakfast I can. thinking of trying to make hollandaise sauce for the first time
>>64142037
>>>blogspot.noonegivesafuckaboutyourunfunnyanbecdote/learn2skate
>>64142037
at least they nagged him and youre allowed to own guns in your state
14.2% of all regular season games played by Howard have ended in an OT-loss.
8.7% of all regular season games played by Mrazek have ended in an OT-loss
>>64142037
wow that is so racist..
>>64142055
Please stop this petty damage control
Howard has a shutout rate of 5.9%
Mrazek has a shutout rate of 10.5%
>>64142047
But I can skate anon...
Howard has 3.4 penalty seconds per game on average.
Mrazek has 0 penalty seconds per game on average.
>>64142070
Please see>>64142035
>>64142073
fucking retard
>>64142079
See>>64142073
Let me tell you a story. Tiny Salami was a Finnish failure who played more Olympic Games than any other player in history and never won gold. In his NHL career he was embarrassed at his home stadium by his in city rivals and BTFO into retirement
What happened to Tiny Salami you ask? He moved home to Finland, to spread the word of Islam and talk about when he rode Pronger and Scott Niedermeyer to a cup he had nothing to do with
Mrazek should be Wings' starter.
Berra should be Avs' starter.
Gibson should be Ducks' starter.
Flames should euthanize all of their goalies. Trade for Varlamov or Andersen or Bernier or Howard or one of Bruins' 48 goalies when the market opens.
>>64142079
fucking rhubarb
god damn useless as hockey sticks
>>64142072
but anon howard has fewer games and fewer ot losses. Obviously that makes him better
>>64142105
>mention Mrazek loses in OT a lot
>people mistakenly correct you
>correct their correction
>their little brains melt
I'll add you to the list of faggots I could knock out with one punch. You're on page 14
who /morningbeer/ here
>>64142117
just called the cops to your house noob
>rags
>>64142123
Turpa kiinni
Have some fresh Cock /hoc/
With a side of >laffs
guys
>>64140787
new dank meme, coming through
>>64142116
Now this is some top tier banter.
Who else was in that patrician as fuck Wings/Habs thread last night, where we discussed fine liquor and literature. True connoisseurs of life, expansion plebs take note.
>>64140969
hello
you were missed
>>64142334
grease all the people that have started to talk to you will immediately turn back against you if you continue to talk to this armenian nigger. your choice
>>64141122
wew
Good night /hoc/, my friends.
>>64142356
Night breh
>>64142356
goodnight Western Americas friend.
>>64142356
>goodnight
>it's 8:08am ET/5:08am PT
Get a job you NEET fuck
>>64142369
>Get a job
>>64142369
I work nights, smell my nuts. Have one more dank webm since it just finished converting.
>>64136031
>>64136081
I wonder where that anon bases his assumptions.
>>64142403
>I work nights
fuck you, you 're getting a fucking embelishment
>>64142385
Someone's taxes have to pay for your neetbux, pekka
>>64142403
>night shifts
Sorry to hear that senpai, I work them once in a while, but it would kill me after a while if I only worked nights.
>your country doesn't have historical landmarks from the 4th century
Step it up, rest of the world
>>64142422
>tfw I work 6 PM to 3 AM
It's like evening for me right now.
So the Kings are winning the cup, right?
>>64142500
Oilers fan?
shut the fuck up
Told you we would be back
>tfw sean is now posting from 2 different countries
>>64142510
Yes how did you know? Did I say this drunk the other night and I forgot?
>1993
>Canacuks
:D
>>64142532
You must have been drunk. Not many people will admit to being an Oilers fan sober
Ben Bishop is literally the best goalie in the NHL.
>>64142537
>said by a Flames fan
>>64142550
>le be tall in front of the net man
>>64142577
>le best GAA in the league man
>>64142500
I used to work 2-12 it was pretty cool since I was 21. perfect schedule for getting drunk
/whosecondmorningbeer/ here
I wanna see Armenia and tranny lover fight
>>64142630
5th in save percentage too
he's the best goalie in the league right now deal with it
>>64142628
I dont. good thing I have armenia filtered
what do you odars think of the 3 on 3 OT format?
>>64142636
>fifth
>best
Choose only one
>>64142532
It's noon/afternoon here. You are obviously posting in the dead of the night. You can't have waken up early, so it's not early in the morning for you. Therefore you are from the west of the continent.
There are more Oilers fans than Jets fans here. You could have been a Canuck but I went with Oilers.
hi
>>64142659
grease is kinda smart sometimes. wish he was smart about hockey rather than politics and induction though
>>64142665
wanna do sex?
>>64141215
ugh stamkos on the leafs under babcock...
chill dawg..
>>64142699
>ugh
no
where is marc staal going you guys?
if only they could work out stamkos here *sigh*
>>64142679
>smart about hockey
I 'm learning. Why am I not smart about that?
>>64142654
so far so good
>>64142614
7 am and rocking the rum.
>>64142659
7 am bro. Not the dead of the night.
>>64142069
lol
>>64142713
Jesus Christ matey, do you really want the team who gave Nash $8mil to try and buy Stamkek?
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nhl/2015/12/09/los-angeles-kings-turnaround-drew-doughty/77032516/
Be afraid. Kings are in full meme mode right now
>called off this friday forever ago for no reason
>vodka and pizza for breakfast
fuck yeah gonna be fun until i fall back asleep in an hour
>>64142715
because youre still learning
>>64142862
still doing good for my short experience, thank you very much.
If stambot leaves, who becomes captain? I'm thinking cally due top previous experience
>Armenia is back
INTO THE FILTER YOU GO
http://liiga.fi/uutiset/2015/12/11/liigaan-tulee-alykiekko-mullistaa-jaakiekon-seuraamisen
FINLAND STOP.
YOURE MEMEING TOO HARD.
>apehoop team wins game
>apehoop fans storm court
>old man apehoop writes gets trampled
>old man gets leg broken
fuck other sports that even happened in a white state. hockey is best
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/sports/college/iowa-state/cyclone-insider/2015/12/10/registers-randy-peterson-suffers-compound-fracture-during-cy-hawk-court-storming/77127638/
>>64142980
fuck that shit
>>64142989
>4th best team in the country beats literally who
>storm court
OH LOOK A REASON TO NIG OUT
>>64142980
https://youtu.be/vXhhlYdySqQ
>>64142980
google translate is fun
>for example the speed or the height of the ice surface
>>64143029
>>64142980
A smart puck devloped by finnish companies of Quuppa and SportIQ will be introduced to the audience for the first time in January, in the derby of Tampere between Ilves and Tappara.
The parties supporting this project were Liiga, the Finnish national betting agency Veikkaus, the Finnish hockey federation and the development section of IIHF.
The puck will send microwave signals to the antennas located in the arena to accurately follow its position and movements on the ice. The puck's velocity and the altidute are able to be tracked accurately. Player tracking via microwave transmitter will also be possible.
Veikkaus for example is very excited about this, due to the late growth of Live betting they can now add options such as "who had the hardest shot in a period" etc. And of course the data gathered would be beneficial to the whole sport and it's devlopement.
The puck fullfills the IIHF's standards and looks just like an ordinary puck.
>>64143036
yeah I got it I was able to understand the article but that part was just funny
I'd beat your fucking face and watch the replays afterwards
>>64143029
To increase scoring in the 2016-2017 season, portions of the ice surface will be raised or lowered at random, and some ice blocks will actually move.
>>64143143
>living in fucking roseau
>>64143146
Does this mean we finally get multipuck too
>>64143143
This is GM mode right?
I only play be a pro and online.
>mfw beat the Blazers 15-5 the other night
>>64143146
>>64143036
this is fucked up, unnecessary and further proof that capitalism needs growth for growth's sake.
>>64143157
Yes, the commission has also concluded that there will be two puck troughs that will dump pucks into the neutral zone in certain conditions.
-ten minutes into a period without a total of ten shots on net
-fifteen minutes into a period without a goal.
During multipuck, the rules for icing are suspended.
>>64143143
Literally no one cares aboot your pay2win mode shit team, stop posting it
>>64143143
>hockey ultimate meme team
>>64143211
Is Modano in his Red Wings jersey?
Lel
>>64142713
carolina
>tfw the kings are going to win the cup, again
>>64143249
>implying Dallas won't win
>>64143263
>dullas memeweebs
kucknadia pls, dullas is a first round exit
>>64143263
>Suckcockada voicing shit opinions again
Did u miss me?
>>64143263
I'd be ok with that but their defense and goaltending a shit
>>64143307
>AB gayer than the East coast of USA and Ontario
Flawed results, dumbass
Team Canada looks so lackluster this year compared to last. Nearly 80% of the winning roster is in the NHL, injured or too old now.
So my question to you Scandinavians :^) would you rather beat the defending champs in the Final or have a ebin Finland versus Sweden final?
>>64143328
>Rig pigs
>Not sexually repressed faggots who take out their pent up lust on each other
Gayer than Hongcouver tbqh
>>64143350
Most of em come from the maritimes though. They would've been fisherman - that other career where you're stuck out in a remote area with a shit load of other men and the thrum of machinery.
Then they gotta buy big fuckin' trucks to make sure people think they're masculine. lmao
>>64143350
They're all from NFLD, ON, and NS, you fucking retard
They're the same pieces of shit who voted in a communist provincial gov't.
Stay up late, wake up early in mornin I took a 3 of some syrup so I was right back yawning cuz
>>64143383
>Making excuses for being a huge faggot
Lmao ok edmonkek
>>64143383
the newfies didn't vote the ndp in you dumb twat.
you think rig pigs are left wing?
are you seriously this retarded?
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
>>64143418
>>64143394
I can't control you, you're not the one for me no
With my naked eye I saw it all in the pouring rain
>>64143418
Yes, because they're all borderline down Syndrome patients from the east coast
>>64143242
No, they are already trying to get rid of the Staals they have
>>64143308
>>64143375
are you smuk_anok
>>64143433
You're a fucking illiterate, most of northern alberta went to wildrose and a small bit went to the NDP. Do you just believe everything your daddy tells you so he doesn't get the belt out? Idiot.
It's not hard when the PCs under notley were fucking corrupt.
>>64143474
My dad's dead, anon
Also a lot of the easterners live in Edmonton and Calgary too, not just the rigs.
Every white and black person I work with is from the east coast. All the rest are from India.
>>64143340
We beat Finland in 2006 when we won the olympics last time. So I would rather beat the defending champs, if they are Canada. Beating Canada in the quarters or semi and then Finland in the Final wouldn't be too bad either.
>>64143489
>>My dad's dead, anon
So is mine but I don't cry about it on an online macaroni picture workshop you faggot
>>64143455
>Harper and Xi under Canadian couples
>>64143455
all I see are cücks
>>64143507
Keep living off of those tax dollars, you fucking piece of shit. Hopefully your mom and sister get raped by syrians.
>>64143489
do you work in the patch or did you work there and get laid off?
serious business now - Alberta's suicide rate has fucking skyrocketed due to low oil price / layoffs.
>>64143545
some of those syrian grils are prtty qt
>>64143570
Nope.
>>64143587
What happens when it's 2016 :^)
some of my family are canadian. they play baseball. kucked
>>64143610
all our moms and sisters getting raped and getting arrested for reporting it
The Kings are going to win today.
Wongs are four games from their longest consecutive points streak (The won or tied 15 games in a row in 1952). The charity point propels >us to 25 seasons.
I'm a Kings fan from Las Vegas. Do you think it's wrong if I change teams if my hometown gets a team?
>>64143690
Not at all, cheering for the hometown team is based.
There are people here who don't even live in the city they cheer for.
Example:
>>64143642
This guy lives in Ann Arbor but supports the Wings
>>64143717
>living in Detroit
lol
>>64143569
That's Toronto airport right? They started the importing today
>>64143690
I would like to answer that yes, it is wrong. You don't change teams. But in all honestly, go for it. Not your fault you didn't have a team before and you're not a bandwagoner considering you wouldn't know how good or bad the team is (compared to the kings). Especially if you make the decision before the team comes into being and starts to fill its roster.
>>64143717
>living in detroit
no thanks
I live in GR, the best city in america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDc_VykRpao
How much better than this kid are you /hoc/?
>>64143471
Fuck off nigger
>>64143953
You're all Muslims
>>64143969
well if I played hockey, I'd probably have some applicable hockey skills instead of fancy stick tricks that no one gets to use lest they get rekt by some 6'4" 240 lb enforcer
posting early because i called in sick. extra smug today lads.
>>64143992
that's dearborne. There are hardly any in GR
>>64143992
Dearborn is like 3 hours away you baka
IT'S ONLY 4 DEGREES, IT'S ONLY 4 DEGREES.
>>64144000
he's 14, he's got time to get heavy. Also who knows if he can skate or not :P
you sound pretty jelly senpai
>>64144025
>mfw it's only -3
Why is it so warm this December?
>>64144025
>it was 58 fuckin american degrees yesterday
WHERES MY SNOW
>>64144043
I thought it was pretty obvious that I cant skate
>>64144000
Nothing wrong with working on fancy skills on your free time, skills that are handy from time to time on the ice.
And this >>64144043, sounds jelly.
>>64144010
>one early game tomorrow
>its Florida - Boston
RRREEEEEEE
>>64144056
>WHERES MY SNOW
People are saying this to me at work today, but they'd be complaining if it was cold.
>>64143969
kid looks like the columbine shooter
>what kind of sandwich are you getting anon?
RASMUS RISTOLAINEN
>>64144074
fuck those people, I love the cold
nothing more comf than getting in bed when it's 30 degrees in your room and slumbering beneath a mountain of blankets
>>64144091
i'm sure you mean Rasmus Norristolainen?
>>64144090
The one with dicks in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ZB1uOVs1I
wew
>>64144091
>having a danish name
>>64144116
Too bad we don't have any photoshop gods in /hoc/.
This has so much potential.
Someone pls post it on hfboards photoshop thread.
>>64144056
>tfw can't skate because skates were expensive as fuck and my feet grew a size every 9 months
>>64144120
Ristolainen translates to 'someone who is from the family or house of Risto.'
Risto is a common Finnish name you fucktard dickface homo.
>>64144119
Kid thinks he's hot shit, he won't when I fuck his tight little ass.
>>64144090
I work there as a delivery driver. I don't know why anyone really likes the sandwiches there. It's not like they're anything special, the entire gimmick is that they make them fast. Fast, sloppy and frequently screw up on orders.
>>64143923
can you believe it's completely acceptable to root against your local team in North America
>>64143923
>tfw became an Oilers fan once they started sucking in the early 90's.
>>64144213
So what's someone's "local" team if they live in Idaho faggot?
>>64144249
local idaho team?
>>64144273
this
dumb america
Americans are dumb am I right guys?
>>64144273
>>64144278
Idaho has nothing but potatoes. Its basically a Latvian wet dream, but it has no hockey.
>>64144288
Don't you have something dumb to do?
Go be stupid somewhere else dumbass.
>>64144240
>be me in 3rd grade
>random assembly called
>everyone rushes into the gym
>AV guy turns on a projector, flips channel to CBC and we all watch the Oilers versus Detroit in 06 playoffs
>>64144286
lel i just read this with blob's voice :D
>>64144288
Idaho Steelheads fag
>american hockey knowledge
>>64144158
Rasmus is danish, dumbass.
>>64144240
Fans of shit teams are in general more sufferable tbqh. Good for you.
>>64144213
No, no I can not.
Idaho is based pic related
Which one lads?
Also, this is real hockey, not icepuck
>>64144322
You have to be an adult to post on this website forum message board share network.
>>64144327
>yfw a drunk gook won't let you watch the NHL because there are no teams in your state
>>64144347
che
>>64144329
>Rasmus is danish, dumbass.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rasmus
Check mate faggit.
>>64144359
i didn't say that you can't watch NHL because there are no teams in your state
>>64144377
SWEEEDEEN BLOOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>64144385
>he's too drunk to realize what he's been implying
>>64144359
>finns don't support their local teams because they watch nhl
This is what americans have believed all their life
>>64142550
Someone post the gif of Bishop colliding with his own guy and in the Stan Lee cup.
>>64140787
Hello, /hoc/. Im new to hockey and have yet to find a team that I want to root for. What are some ways to determine which team will be my favorite?
Some information about me:
I live in Nebraska.
Defense is the most exciting position for me. I generally believe that an aggressive and fast defense is better than a good offense. Goalie is also very important defense-wise.
I would prefer an underdog team, nothing hopelessly shitty, but nothing OP and super popular.
I like dark colors, so black team colors are nice, but not essential. As a side note I really don't mind the Sharks colors. I dislike a red white and blue color scheme. It's too cheesy and 'Murican.
Exciting or sometimes unpredictable players are appreciated.
So. Who could my favorite team be?
Good defense, exciting players, nice uniform and logo, underdog but not shit.
Thanks for any opinions.
>>64144353
Born in 1996, I'm 19 now. Feel old yet old fag? :^)
>>64144428
Doesn't mean you're an adult, I bet you've never worked a day in your life kiddo
>>64144424
If there are any other questions to help me decide on a good team, just ask.
>Inb4 "are you a faggot?"
>>64144428
>proud of being born in the late 90s
>>64144347
left all the way
>>64144450
>>64144452
Legally an adult
How does it feel to be middle aged LOL!!!! Post a pick of your hairline LOL!!!!
>>64144424
Freshcunt detected
>>64144483
feels okay
I mean, you'll be there soon, friendo
>>64144476
>calling him a pleb for picking a superior specimen
why would you even ask
>>64144322
>06
>grade 3
Leave please
>>64144347
who are these negresses?
>>64144488
Im glad you can read, but maybe consider reading after the first sentence of my post and give an actual reply.
>>64144492
>implying I won't suicide before I hit the dirty thirties
LOL!!!!
>>64144502
Left was the easiest beauty, right is for the patrician taste
>>64144515
Habif sisters
>>64144515
actual hockey players
>>64144525
>>64144535
still
not
white
>>64144511
>He was too young to watch the dynasty years and is too old to truly enjoy the upcoming McDavid show
LOL!!!!
>>64144347
uh, I guess the one on the right since it looks like she has dat ass
>tfw pick all street names three times in a row
>fail everytime
>waterfalls show up
>thank fuck
>>64144541
they're not white m8 they're kikes
>>64144541
Of course not, they are Jewish
>>64144547
She does
>>64144556
>>64144476
looks dumb
>>64144612
I literally can't see the puck
>>64144612
anyone got the Datsyuk webm when he disappears and reappears and scores the goal?
>>64144637
Open your eyes nigger
>>64144659
How about you don't post a shit quality gif
>>64144637
How blind are you? I assume you were born American, since they have this affliction where they cant see pucks
>>64144637
don't feel bad, neither did Quick
>>64144521
You'll be a virgin until then, so I don't blame you
>>64144675
Not my post kuck
>defending argies
>kucknadia
>>64144675
go back to the USA, you fucking moron. I can see the puck clearly, and I have shit eyes.
>>64144689
Looks like oldie is rattled!! LOL!!!
What else am I old timer?? LOL!!!
>>64144763
A faggot
>>64144679
not him, I'm the other one, but in all honesty I can't follow the puck once he shoots, how the fuck does anyone know it was a goal?
>>64144808
By not being a fucking retard
>>64144839
wow must be hard for you
>Zach Parise
>Plays for Pedosota
>"went in" a druged up minors mouth
Fucking pedos, the whole bunch,
https://youtu.be/owJMl_jO-zk?t=121
(2 minutes, 0 seconds)
>>64144851
>says a muskek
>>64144902
pretty sure the leaf is in your flag not mine :^)
>>64143328
>legalese gay marriage 10 years before us
>act shocked when there are more gays
>>64143350
also this
>>64144887
just wondering, is there someone sitting on the stick, or is the driver filming this?
>>64144911
tfw Stamkos could have stopped it
>>64144937
It's filmed from the back seat m8
>>64143992
>>64144012
>>64144018
why the fuck do all the arabs move to deerborn you would think they would go to arizona or new mexico. I could see russian muslims wanting to be cold but whats up with the arabs
>>64144887
>pedosota
What a hive of pedophilia and mediocre hockey teams
>>64144612
>brunner
oh how the times have changed
>>64145003
Disgusting
>>64144968
Chance I suppose
that's how communities happen
>63 percent white
>americaitlyns
This triggers the american
>>64145272
fuck off cis gender shitlord
>he thinks >we aren't playoff contenders
Hi guys, just wanted too tell you guys how much i love hockey, and my favourite good canadian boy pic related is my fav player, thank u for reading my post :)
Milan Lucic
Rasmus Norristolainen
Sam Bennett
JUST
>>64142178
What is he even doing?
Look at this sexy ass nigger right here, bet he had fun with all them cowboys down in texass.
>>64145695
chipmunk ass motherfucker
Would you be upset if dallas won the cup?
I honestly wouldn't. Anyone that c ucks minnesota out of another cup is a friend of mine
>>64145718
>if
don't you mean when?
>>64145742
the caps are really good this year and they definitely wont choke in the playoffs like they do every year ;^)
>WJC starts soon
>>64145752
you're absolutely right anon. you should bet all your money on them winning every series in 7 games.
>>64145777
checked
>tfw extra comfy WJC this year
Who /christmasspirit/ here
>>64145854
>tfw comy home tournament
God why the fuck do they show that clint malarchuk thing on tv all the time, it's fucking nasty.
>>64144424
probably the Predators or the Kings
>>64145899
It's probably one of if not the worst injury in sports history.
>>64145864
Yes, I am in fact drinking a christmas beer :)
1. Price
2. Lundqvist
3. Rinne
4. Emelin
5. Bishop
Thoughts?
>>64145939
I'd swap bishop and Rinne
>>64145939
>bishop
>emelin
now hold on just a minute
>>64145968
>Norge
>>64145939
Tie Domi>Bishop
>>64145968
god tag Norge :3 hvordan er du?
>>64145964
What? It's a list of my favourite players.
>>64145854
>>64145897
This WJC will be the most comfy one yet
>>64146034
>mfw waking up and realising it's first day of WJC
>>64145864
yo
>opening presents today because my sister is in town
>>64146034
>chair facing away from fire
Alexander Semin
>>64146068
Sasha Sjomin
>>64145998
Hello friend
>>64146020
Good. You too, I hope
>>64146051
>mfw most games will be during mid day for me
Its worth it if you guys don't have to stay up until 4 AM to watch
>>64146105
Good good. It's finals week next week but I'll survive, then it'll be Christmas and wjc time
>>64145939
>no Nilsson
>tfw wjc
>tfw have winter break off
>tfw gonna watch every game
>>64146117
>graduated this spring
I cant tell you how good of a feeling it is to not give a shit what time of year it is
>>64146142
Fuck I'm jelly. Still have two semesters left.
>>64146117
Christmas hockey is best hockey
>>64146142
>graduated 9 years ago
I hate this time of year because work is way too busy
>>64146141
>tfw held in Finland
>tfw won't have to stay up until early morning to watch the games
>>64146162
just work for the feeling of saying "oh yeah, it's september now.....WHO KNEW!"
recruited this meme last night, how good was the acquisition?
>>64146116
>that comfy 2012 WJC when Sweden btfo Russia in OT in the middle of the night
>yfw 500 000 Swedes watched that game which started 02:00
>>64146231
nigger, im going to my parents tonight
ill show you a real fuckin meme snowman when I get there
>>64146231
Looks like a fun guy. Would hang with.
>>64146265
Chill mate there is room for more than one meme snowman in the 4chan meme league
>>64146231
snowmen are dank af
>>64146368
>tfw theres been barely any snow this year.
>>64146383
If only I'd have a snow flake for every meme posted in /hoc/..
>>64146231
A really meme snowman across the street, but because it rained and it's been so warm, it's all fucked up
>>64146425
Maybe the deformity will make it a higher quality meme. You cant just scout for size and speed and hockey sense, you gotta scout for intangibles.
>>64146460
k, i'll take a pic of it on my walk home from work in 13 hours
Contributing oilers mememan for tonights game
obligatory
>rags
>tfw never seen snow
>>64146513
addition: look at how smuk that snowman is. Jesus christ.
>>64146513
lmao what is that snowman looking at?!?
>>64146523
Why do you watch this sport? Fucking leave.
Eberle's gonna have a three point night tonight mates.
>>64146550
I like hockey
>>64146513
Lmao look at this fucken Smug Snowman
>>64146586
>Liking hockey
>>64146571
Three goal night
The guy has a shitload of goals and only 1 assist Alpha as fuck
>>64146542
I dunno, let's find out.
Nail Yakupov
>>64146368
I nominate this snowman for the snowman meme
Mika Zibenijad
Imagine how badass larkin is gonna look
>>64146053
How unfortunate, it's a terrible team
>>64146814
looks like a mongol
>>64146814
>He doesn't even know about the Detroit lockeroom stall tradition
Let me guess, an ass ravaged Lions fan hopping on the Wings wagon?
>>64146982
what does that have anything to do with yzerman or larkin
>>64147002
I'm not even a wings fan and I know that tradition Jesus Christ how new are you? Joining us last year?.
>yfw Ben bishop is elite
>>64147038
you're not making any sense
Tell me about Fayne. Why does he wear the AHL sweater
>>64147240
if i take this off, will you die?
Is anyone gonna answer my question?
>64144424
Who has the best defense?
>>64147240
He is a Char.
>>64147138
did they have to custom order new goalie gear every 3 weeks as bishop became fuck huge?
>>64147301
>>64144911
was bishop trying to do a poke check that far out of his crease?
>>64147317
he was using his momentum to stretch pass it up the ice, keeping his stick close to his feet. But there was a guy in his way
>>64147240
Because he was becoming a defensive liabillity
>>64147317
Are you serious?
>mfw I'm not leaving my apartment for the next 67 hours
I'm ready to watch some hokkei and scout some meme snowmen
>>64140839
i love jagr too much
>>64141100
rip kells your missed
>>64145481
doing good in LA isnt he?
meeeeeeeemeeeeeeees
Just who is gonna kek the kaps?
>>64147477
fuck yeah, meme snowman market heating up
>dano reassigned
>remember all the off season shit posting
my sides
>>64148267
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little monkey post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" green monkey, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan shitposting in a hockey thread. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic monkeyfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FUCKING MUNKEY FUCKING MUNKEY." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever.
>>64148414
>Finland
>6 central teams would be above the 2nd place cantpucks if they were in the pacifishit division
>>64148414
Finally someone was brave enough to put it in writing what i have thought for years.
Virginia Beach wants a NHL team
http://nhl.nbcsports.com/2015/12/11/virginia-beach-arena-developer-to-aggressively-pursue-nhl-team/
>>64148502
They'll get it before gaybeck or shittatle
HERE'S YOUR NEW SNOWMAN MEME YOU FUCKS
>>64148403
comfy dogs
>>64148414
Agreed. That meme is shit now.
>>64148537
Lmao look at that fuckin snowman
>>64148565
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little monkey post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" green monkey, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan shitposting in a hockey thread. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic monkeyfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FUCKING MUNKEY FUCKING MUNKEY." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever.
>>64148267
lmao lo and behold at that fucking monkey
Is Vegas going to be first or second in the Pacific?
Which team has the most solid defense and goalie?
>>64148645
Habs, but they're shit without either
>>64148576
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little monkey post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" green monkey, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan shitposting in a hockey thread. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic monkeyfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FUCKING MUNKEY FUCKING MUNKEY." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever.
>>64148645
Rangers
>>64148661
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little monkey post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" green monkey, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan shitposting in a hockey thread. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic monkeyfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FUCKING MUNKEY FUCKING MUNKEY." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever.
wew
>>64140902
Based.
>>64148675
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little monkey post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4 chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" green monkey, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan shitposting in a hockey thread. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic monkeyfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FUCKING MUNKEY FUCKING MUNKEY." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever.
>>64141066
No just Canadian
>caneckguards
>americages
>>64148502
They're like 3 hours from Raleigh though
>>64148761
> naming yourself after military industry
>>64148517
>delusion
>>64148537
That's a nice bone ham danesh
>>64148780
Norfolk is like 3 minutes away. They'd definitely go with some naval name.
>>64148789
What
>>64148537
>Christmas decorations
Fucking normie Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>64148761
More like pussy destroyers amirite
>>64148761
Mover over Capitals. America's team is here!
The Arizona Coyotes are going to beat the Minnesota Wild tonight.
>yfw governer of Minnesota wears a yotes jersey after getting cukd by Max Domi and the state of Arizona
Ron Hextall
>>64148804
It's frog speak for snowman
Alright m8s time to predrink and watch my beloved oil meme on the >rags
Have a great night you magnificent bastards
>>64148809
You talking shit about my mom's snow memes?
>>64144119
NICE TIP
>>64148761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTdY02rqtCg
>>64148645
Nashville
New thread ladies
>>64149327
>>64149327
>>64149327
>>64148645
Nashville
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