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Will Draisaitl grow a hitler moustache during the playoffs?
>>64128372
holy shit
my sides
>>64128372
I fucking wish.
red wings @ habs
>>64128477
>>64128477
>>64128477
>>64128332
does every canadian look like that strapping young lad?
>>64128372
>le ebin hitler Draisaitil maymay
>>>/pol/
>>>/trash/
>>64128536
No, too white, if he was Asian or Arabic then yes
>>64128372
>oilers
>playoffs
>>64128560
Kill yourself cow c uck
>>64128380
>>64128422
>It's June 14, 2016
>Against all odds, the Edmonton Oilers have made it to the Stan Lee Cup finals against the Washington Capitals.
>They have three functional scoring lines, nilsson has been averaging a .945 and the defense has fully solidified.
>The nikitin call-up actually got niknik all fired up and he has been averaging nearly a point a game while playing solid shut down
>Leon Draisaitl has been growing a burns-like full beard
>it's game 6, and the oilers are up 3-2 in the series. The capitals face elimination at Rexall Place
>AND HERE ARE... YOUR EDMONTON OILERS!!!!
>Drai skates out in an oilers colored SS outfit, and has shorn his beard off leaving only the classic "toothbrush" moustache driven into infamy by Adolf Hitler
>he scores a hat trick in the first period and is instantly given a six million dollar contract
>gary bettman gasses himself
>Bettman leaves the executive booth
>>64128372
will he be celebrating every goal with the nazi salute?
>>64128660
>an oilers colored SS outfit
Sounds a little gay
>>64128332
1992 right?
> no news
Please, my autism!
>rags
go lightning
Hawks/Preds 2. This one will be rough lads. Unless Weber and Josi score i don't know how they even score a single goal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j34juXrJWqw
Friendly reminder I'd beat the fuck out of any of you
>>64128805
Hope it goes better than last time for teh Preds.
>>64128560
back to reddit
VAN: Dan Hamhuis learns the hard way that pucks are not edible
EDM: Juhjar Khaira gets in his first NHL fight (designated hitting streaks), call up niknik from bakersfield
TBL: Stamkos trolls his own team by liking a TSN trade article
CAR: Skinner getting shopped (rumor)
CHI: Kaner continues point streak, sleeps in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him "sexual powers"
MIN: Dubby missing a couple of games due to LBI (groin)
>>64128888
>>64128888
>>64128888
bolts sens
>>64128921
>mfw canada hasn't won a cup in forever
I now remember the american from yesterday (or was it the european morning of today perhaps..) that was looking around for which team to bandwagon, even though he was living near Dallas.
>>64129043
I want to live in ᐃᖃᓗᐃᑦ
>>64129043
Would if I lived there tbqh
>>64129080
are you an eskiboo?
>>64129137
I'm a cold weatherboo
Caps/Cats delayed due to no paramedics on site.
What the fuck?
Paramedics aren't "in place" for the Caps/Panthers game yet so all the players are shuffling back to the dressing rooms instead of dropping the puck.
Apparently bad accident outside the arena so the paramedics had to leave.
Can someone get a caps/panthers gamethread going?
>>64129296
you do it faggot
>>64129321
Fuck you I will.
>>64128560
>the one jew hockey fan not in new york
>>64129334
See all you needed was a bit of coaching. Keep this up and I'll promote you to the third line!
>>64129321
you forgot to take your name off
ᖁᕕᐊᓱᒋᐊᕐᓯᒪᓪᓗᑎᓪᓘᓐᓃᑦ, ᐃᖃᓗᓐᓂ ᓱᓇᑐᐃᓐᓇᑦᓯᐊᓂᑦ ᓱᔭᑦᓴᖃᕈᓘᔭᖅᑐᖅ
>>64129426
Inuit are p cool.
Around Cree, attempt to flee.
>>64129459
>flee
Just drop some listerine
>>64129519
o cmon das racits
Panthers games make me sad. They have a fuckin legend in Jagr yet the arena is 3/4 empty.
And Jagr just scored. Tied with Marcel Dionne now.
How do I get into hockey?
>>64129612
I hate niggas who hate on Jagr or call him a meme
>breaking records
>playing forever
>looks like he's in his late 20s
>banging 18 year old dimes
>still on a first line
>bringing the mullet back
Seriously, real gangsta shit right there.
>>64129653
Why so salty?
>>64129705
be rich, white, and watch the games
>>64129705
watch game
>>64129708
I heard we'll be dead by the time Jagr retires.
>>64129708
I hope they make him huge statue here
like a statue of liberty except its gonna be Jagr
>>64129705
Just watch games DESU, pick a team with players or playstyle you like and watch the games on TV or on pirated gamecenter.
Post sandwiches in /hoc/ threads.
Hockey is exciting as fuck because there is a LOT of actual playtime during games, unlike handegg or basebore.
>>64129708
1. Gretzky
2. Orr
3. Jagr
4. Richard
5. Lemieux
>>64129800
he's already confirmed another 10 years
>>64129805
Make this into a statue
>>64129833
This
>>64129865
STOP FUCKING TRYING TO UPVOTE THINGS
>>64129902
This
>>64129805
>like a statue of liberty except its gonna be Jagr
>>64129849
based
>>64129805
They definitely should make a fuckin statue.
>>64129811
>post sandwiches in /hoc/
REEEE
Where does /sp/ watch online
>>64130073
MAD
AT
SANDWICHES
something like this, but huge
>>64130073
just read his whole post it's pure reddit. its the same guy every time I wish he would put on a trip so we could filter him
>>64130091
nhl.com
>>64130103
something like this but jagr
>>64130103
That would be amazing.
How about this
>Leaf fans think their team is good enough to get any of those players
>>64130229
>>64130210
or lets make him like really big
>>64130237
RNH should be traded to Nashville for Shea Weber if they get lucky
>>64130265
Should do it in a russian style and put 1968 type bantz on it
>>64130331
lmao, i like the idea
he should also be doing the salute celebration
>>64129811
I try to watch my hometown team(blackhawks) but I just can't. I dont understand the formations or whatever the announcers are saying
>smug blackhawks mascot made of lego
kek
>>64130352
Sieg Heil
Tampa Bay's mascot is fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>64130387
mate hockey isn't rocket science to understand
you have 5 guys skating around trying to get puck in, two focus on defending, the rest on attacking, and a goalkeeper ofc
>>64130295
Top Lel
>>64130356
we have a winner
>>64130387
>blackhawks
Bandwagon fan REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64130454
wow that looks stupid. i mean >our mascot is stupid as it is but holy shit
>OILERS ARE UNIRONICALLY 3 POINTS OUT OF A PLAYOFF SPOT IN DECEMBER
Explain yourselves western conference
>>64130460
Not even baiting for real though. Hockey has gotten popular af here Luke the last 6 years and all my friends talk about now
>>64130468
I guess I just gotta watch more
>>64130595
how many times today do you want to discussd this?
>>64130678
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
WATCH THE FUCKING GAMES
FUCKING BANDWAGON CITY
>>64130750
>3/5 hockey
guess we're a bandwagon sport mi familia
>>64130678
>drop puck
>two teams
>try to put the puck in the other team's net
CONGRATS! THERE YOU GO! Now watch the damn games and quit baiting.
>>64130750
disgusting desu
>>64130792
now youre obviously a nigger since you cant even read a simple graph
>>64130750
>The year 2073
>Hey guys go hawks!
>FUCKING BANDWAGON PIECE OF SHIT YOU WEREN'T EVEN A FAN UNTIL 2010
>>64130750
>>64130799
Not baiting but k
>>64130792
>hockey fans
hockey fans arent the ones bandwagoning the hawks, all the casual plebs who just started watching hockey pick the hawks
>>64130832
if you don't like it reddit is more accepting of bandwagons
>>64130865
Just post publix and you'll fit in.
>>64130895
>Mad
I think it's funny faM. I honestly couldn't give a shit if you think I'm bandwagon.
>>64130878
well in homeboy's defense, he did say that the hawks were his local team so he's alllowed.
>>64130896
>Chicago
>Publix
>>64130750
Atlanta hawks has fans?
>>64130387
wingers mostly score, defencemen mostly defend, centers do both. Offense is generated off the rush or off the cycle. Cycling is basically constantly skating and passing along the boards until the defence makes a mistake and a shooting lane opens up.
Good example of cycling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFZ7-bE91Vg
The rush is obviously a quick transition from defence to offense.
http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=2015020346-58-h
>>64130994
What team should I root for then to not seem like a memer. Thnx btw
>>64131056
JUST
>>64130895
He should consider the Canucks.
>>64130964
They gained 4 so it they grew by 100%
>>64130994
Forgot to add that the best chances to score are power plays. When a player takes a penalty like tripping or holding he is forced to go the penalty box and his team plays 1 man short for 2 minutes or until they are scored on, whichever is shorter.
>>64130387
>I want to get into hockey
>I can't get into my hometown team despite them being the most successful hockey team this side of the 2005 lockout
Why you giving us a bad name though.
>>64131064
SCORE
>>64130878
>all the casual plebs who just started watching hockey pick whoever won the cup last/have the best known players at the time
ftfy
>>64131104
holy shit shut the fuck up you are biting so hard. why is this how youre choosing to spend your night
>>64131118
I don't know shit about hockey senpai. I just know we have a parade for them every other year
>>64131073
But how many cups do they have again?
>>64131056
Just rape my hairline up senpai
>>64131196
Hockey is objectively the coolest sport and the only one with fun culture.
Football there are too many players. Basketball is full of blacks. Baseball is full of autistic fans. Hockey is full of FUN autistic fans, and nothing but banter amongst the players.
Also it's the fastest sport, and the sport with the most heart and parity. It's the only sport you'll ever see a bottom seeded team win a championship. It's the only sport where rookie kids can come off the bench and do insanely amazing shit in the playoffs.
>>64131061
Any team you cheer for will make you look like a memer.
Chicago has a minor league team that isn't affiliated with the Blackhawks. The tickets will be cheaper so you can get good seats (about 8-20 rows up, depending on the rink and by blue line is the best IMO) without paying too much. Hockey is a little bit easier to follow live because the camera angles on TV are somewhat restricting. Try it after you learn so rules.
>>64131183
>it took me 3 cups to learn how hockey works and keep up with /hoc/ bants, stop helping this johnny come lately
>Blackhawks fans unironically believe 2.5 Cups is a dynasty
>>64131304
I guess so because I'm an autistic baseball fan and whenever I come here I come out a little more retarded
>>64131394
>.5 cups
Kid, 2013 they were literally by far the best team in the NHL. If it were a full season they most likely still would have won.
Also only Gary Bettman and women think the Hawks have a dynasty.
>>64131204
>impying a "former" brooms shithead would think about the Cankeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r32LTvr4w2A
>turns over the puck
>takes slap shot to the face
Talk about a bad shift. Only thing worse would have been if they scored.
>>64131394
>Oilers 5 in 7
Dynasty
>Islanders 4 in 4
Dynasty
>Blackhawks 3 in 6
Close but not quite. One more cup and it's possible they'd receive HHOF recognition.
It would help their case if they had repeated or atleast put up a single title defense.
>>64131642
What would you consider a "title defense"?
They went to game 7 in the WCF in 2014, and lost off a lucky bounce.
Also, don't think they have a dynasty but still.
>dude lifelong fan lmao
>>64131304
>the only one with fun culture.
>Hockey is full of FUN autistic fans, and nothing but banter amongst the players.
>the sport with the most heart and parity
> It's the only sport you'll ever see a bottom seeded team win a championship. It's the only sport where rookie kids can come off the bench and do insanely amazing shit in the playoffs.
so much fucking cringe and so much is fucking wrong
>>64131566
That sucks, Hamhuis is one of the few likable canucks
>>64131810
>cringe
I think you would feel more at home at reddit.com friend.
>>64131863
FUN autistic FANS lol XD
>>64131835
he got a really brutal fracture in his upper jaw and has to get surgery now. timeline for his return is unknown.
>>64131764
A title defense is winning the year before and entering the finals again, it was a fluke that they didn't make the final that year but it happened so technically they have none
>>64131920
HOLY TOP FUCKING KEK
the full autismo canadian is back
>A title defense is winning the year before and entering the finals again
>>64131764
>>64131920
The WCF in 2014 was the real SCF anyway.
>>64132039
>The WCF in all years is the real SCF anyway.
fixed desu
RELIVING FEEL FROM LAST NIGHT
http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=897445
HALLSAITL KEKS BURNSY
>>64132075
>>64132039
>leastern conference
lmao
>>64132075
And the Kings and Blackhawks are really the only two teams that matter in the Western Conference, so basically any series between the two teams is the SCF
>>64128332
I think you meant the picture to say
>Canada
>>64132039
Good point, I'd consider it a title defense but the HHOF is autistic about naming dynasties, there's a criteria that probably includes a back to back or at the very least multiple title defenses in between winning cups. The Hawks could brute force their way in with a few more titles.
>>64131972
you really have to lo and behold this kind of faggotry
>>64132151
>missing the playoffs after winning the cup
>kongs
>blackhawks will do so this year
lmao
>>64132185
>you really have to lo
Canadian education lel
>>64132185
every game you play after a win is a win streak. because you entered that game after a win so no matter what the second game made it a streak.
>crapitals
>>64132151
Anaheim, St. Louis and Nashville all would have beat the >least, they just never get a chance because of the elite western teams
>>64132233
kek suck a dick burrito faggot
>>64132185
What the fuck kind of usage of 'lo and behold' is this?
Are you Ricky from trailer park boys?
>>64132344
>hating on Rickey
>>64132380
I love Ricky and rickyisms but the nigga using 'lo and behold' like he did is a retard.
>>64132344
are you retarded. do me a favour and look up the meaning
>>64132259
he has a gf at least
>>64132344
ok the one troll was funny but what the fuck are you trying to say now? do you actually think he was wrong? have you ever read a book in your life?
>>64132435
I know the meaning you uneducated fuck. It can't be used as a verb.
"you just have to lo and behold this really cool sandwich post on /hoc/" - INCORRECT
"Brandon Prust speared me in the balls and, lo and behold, the next piss i took was blood red" - CORRECT
>>64132656
wait.. do you live in winnipeg and is your name ryan?
>>64132656
>post this really cool sandwich
where is the sandwich
You can use the phrase "lo and behold" in the same place as the words SURPRISINGLY or UNSURPRISINGLY, for example.
"I kept spamming pictures of sandwiches in /sp/ and lo and behold, I got banned."
(unsurprisingly)
"I bought a scratch ticket the last time I bought gas, and lo and behold, I won a grand."
>>64132748
No. God bless Ryan if he's more educated than you are and trolls the shit out of you though. Sounds like a real great guy.
>>64132656
Lo is actually short for Look, so it works either way
>>64132785
the phrase was "you really have to lo and behold this kind of faggotry". using your retarded logic i would of said "you really have to surprisingly this kind of faggotry". Do you see why this makes no sense? Do you understand how god damn retarded you sound?
>>64132819
You're right that the lo was originally look, but it doesn't work in the way you think. Because it's an idiom, it cannot be conjugated like a verb.
>>64132895
nice b8 m8
Since you used lo and behold wrong, what I said about it being interchangeable with the word un/surprisingly doesn't apply, now does it?
/hoc/ - grammar and usage edition
>>64132895
see>>64132819
>Like a wordy exclamation point, the two defining words in “lo and behold” mean basically the same thing. Specifically, the word lo!, meaning “look!” first appeared in Middle English (1100-1500 AD) in the 1200s, and essentially was clipped from the early English imperative word for “look,” lok.
>An even older variant meaning Oh!, derived from an Old English (500-1100 AD) expression of surprise la, is said by some to have appeared as far back as Beowulf (approximately 800 AD), although this is somewhat up for debate.
>As for the first instance of someone putting the two together in the relatively modern expression, it is generally thought that the first instance occurred in the May to August 1799 edition of The Monthly Review where it states: “But lo! and behold! gallantry and Jinttie arc laid aside, the chemist and the scholar are dismissed, and the colour-grinder appears…”
if you want to be wrong and try to out autism someone, 4chan is the wrong place faggot.
I loaded up a /hoc/ thread expecting huge amounts of faggotry, and lo and behold, there it was.
Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
>>64133030
if you wanted to do it correctly in the modern language you shouldn't have said "and" however if youre using the classical way you would be correct.
this faggot thinks it always needs to be in the imperative but thats not really true
>>64132785
>mad at sandwiches
HEY GUYS IS ANYONE LO AND BEHOLDING A HOCKEYGAME RIGHT NOW xDDDDDD
>>64133081
It has to be in the imperative. It's an idiom. You don't conjugate them. Look at how stupid the first sentence is.
>>64133138
I decided to lo and behold the flims flams and bufflel
make lo and beholding a thing now ited make me feel cool knowing i started something
>>64133138
>you really have to look and behold at
>you really have to run and hide from
>you really have to see and hear from
>you really have to fuck and suck my
I dont see a problem with any of these sentences
>>64133138
Lo and behold, I'm going to a OHL game tomorrow.
>>64132612
oh yea, somebody else is trolling
>>64133279
nigger eat my cheeseburger ass
>>64133241
Makes sense if you are using it in an ironic sense because you love going to ohl games.
Makes sense if you don't ever go to them and you got surprised with some tickets.
But which two teams will you be lo and beholding at that ohl game?
I lo'd and beheld a college hockey game the other day, it was a blowout for the home team.
>>64130275
Holy shit
I still don't want to let Nuge go but I'd go for that trade
>>64133247
if i wanted a faggots opinion on this i woulda asked your dad last night
>>64133330
Nashville would never give up Weber
>>64133279
JULIAN. TAKE A LO AND BEHOLD OVER THERE, FUCKIN CYRUS IN HIS LEATHER JACKET LO AND BEHOLDIN LIKE A REAL DICKHEAD.
>>64133330
cant you see this is a lo and behold thread now
>sitting in gamethread
>go check /hoc/
>complete and total autism
>loing and beholding the flim flams
>go to /hoc/
>dank memes percolating
>lo and behold them
>>64133399
>>64133279
you ruined it samefag
IVE GOT MY TRUNK FULL OF HYDROPHONIC STUFF, TRYING TO GET BACK TO MY TRAILER, AND LONE BOLD RANDY FUCKIN STOPS ME.
>>64133279
>>64133399
>>64133532
FUCK OFF SAMEFAG ITS DONE YOU KILLED IT
>>64133528
wrong senpai
>>64133326
Gens and Icedogs.
Also a ticket season holder so I see all Gens home games.
>>64133330
It would make sense for both teams. Nashville needs a good center and Edmonton needs a defense man but Nashville ain't letting go of Shea unless the Oilel's GM makes it worth it.
>>64133293
Fuck off, Randy
Wings playing like absolute shit. If habs lose they're price babies
>>64133566
i'm not a weeb
>>64133634
dont you have any fans to talk about it in a gamethread or something
I'm really Lo and beholding his hockey right now family
>Bishop playing the best he's ever played in his career
>elite defense
>offense is finally getting healthy
>implying we're not winning the Cup
Guarantee you we will have the best record in the league from this point forward.
>>64133762
you are really trying to force it huh? this is the classic mistake of a person that needs to lurk moar
Sportsnet just called Red Wing vs. Habs an "Arbitrary 6" matchup. 6 team league fags btfo
>>64133532
Frig off randy before I low and paroled your ass all the way to moosechin
>>64133789
Tamps is fucked by come contract renewal.
>>64133867
That picture is so golden. Brett Burns looks like he's about to be decapitated by ISIS.
>>64133941
>imblying isis wouldnt shave his beard first
>>64133941
>inb4 some Finn 4 hours later posts that Mclavicle and Poopjarvi pic
>>64133922
>hamhuis ded
The division is wide open, especially since SJ seems to be missing Couture and Vlasic as well
>>64134063
>loling
>@ u
>:)
anybody else not poor here and have a comfy xmas setup?
>>64134141
I don't get rogers out my way.
>>64134063
Hall's tied for 6th in points.
>>64134194
its nhl network in the us. get it everywhere if you get the sports package
>>64134141
Not poor, but extremely lazy.
I moved here over 6 months ago.
>>64134141
I've been a meme scout for a while now, and I feel like that snowman has real potential to meme in the big league.
anyone got an nhl network stream?
>>64134267
but there's no decorations do you even have a christmas tree
>>64134283
its 858 on comcast. I forget what it is on directv and I'm not changing rooms to tell you. y-youre not poor right
>>64134233
The Canadian version got shut down after rogers bought the right to the NHL broadcast and the cable don't run that far into the sticks.
WE ARE BACK
>>64134375
That would require effort beyond the bare minimum, which I don't really want to do.
Lo and behold le rape man just scored another point
>>64134063
>mad at the Oilers
I like this
>>64134141
>>64134278
i posted the meme snowman in the wings thread and i think we've got something here.
I'd like to sign your meme for 2 seasons 825k per season
>triplets going into meme mode
about time
>>64134141
Wow that tv must have cost 250 dollars
>tfw not rich
>>64134060
>nearly everyone on a win streak
>>64134606
Samsung's are pretty cheap at Costco
alright time to lo and behold that buffalel flams game
>>64134606
ok post your airplane
>I'm who sean pretends he is
what the fuck there isn't a thread for the flimflams / buffalels?
>>64134788
because youre lazy and didnt make one
>>64134744
>rents a private jet
>thinks that makes him rich
Hahahahaha you're pathetic
Post bank account
>>64134788
Irrelevant
>>64134926
>>64134926
>>64134926
made one anyway
>>64134832
its not a jet its a prop plane. I own it sorry I've proven it here before I don't want to blog about it again I just need it to fly across 2 states at a time. have a good night
>>64134960
>posts daddies mustang with no timestamp
KEK this guy
I can't imagine where Detroit would be without Larkin. I'm guessing just above the >laffs.
>>64135032
I guess now is when I say I don't understand why youre mad? I still spend my days on here just like you so what makes the problem?
>>64134734
How autistic are you?
>>64134617
Except the Yotes lel
>>64134960
>couldn't even afford the GT350R
disgusting tbqhwyf
>>64135189
nobody is mad about a guy making up stories. Pretty sad for you tbqh
>chicago losing by 4 in the 3rd
>kane scores
he cannot be stopped
>>64135297
His team sure as fuck can though.
>>64135260
No dude, rich guys always buy ford mustangs
L M A O
>>64135278
Yep. Respond again.
>>64135451
here in my garage
>>64135451
you better hope your mommy didnt see you showing the naughty finger to her audi crossover, skyler
Top kek
woo
>>64135482
>>64135505
jesus christ I just wanted to know if anyone else decorated their tv setup for christmas. awesome this place hasn't changed at all
>>64135451
Do you reckon your mom fingers herself during redights in her car?
>>64135665
Faggot you made it about money right away. The only people who brag about money on the internet are kids who haven't worked for it themselves or Saudis.
>>64135665
>pretend to be rich with your 25 inch flatscreen
>cry when you get BTFO by based /sp/
back to reddit kiddo
>>64135686
leather seats stained with oyster sauce
Audi is going to be pissed when the lease is up
>tfw Preds are so elite that they played like shit for three weeks and barely lost any ground in the best division in the league
>habs are fine without price
my poor sides
>>64135752
kek
>>64135665
go back to reddit
My mom drives a Honda ask anything
I haven't spoken to either of my parents in three months but they have an assload of money none of which has anything to do with me. Ask me anything.
>>64135906
does she do anal?
>>64135906
What does her driver seat smell like?
so this proves that /sp/ is the next containment board after /b/ /v/ /tv/ and /pol/ how fun. its only a matter of time until there's shit /sp/ and faggot /sg/ sports general.
this guy live posted last year his trips on his jet and you guys are just mad at him for what? having money? its a fucking thursday night a ton of people here are married too
>>64136031
Probably
>>64136051
Gold bond
>>64136056
>mad at text
>>64136056
it's just bants senpai, you need to calm down
>>64136211
yes. timestamp now only automatic counts
>>64136211
is she bent over it?
>>64136211
If you show her tailpipe I'll post a pic of my greased up crankshaft
>>64136366
>terrible paint job
>you literally live with your mom
>iphone
>no timestamp
>no proof of automatic
UNDERAGE B&&&&&&&&&&&&&
https://twitter.com/kmartel_sports/status/675162375704748035
>Rinne and Salomaki having a healthy Finnish discussion
what are they saying senpai
>>64136447
Don't be this upset
>>64136366
>moms car
UNDERAGE BAN
>>64136496
what period do you have study hall
>>64136537
Did the banter on the internet really make you cry?
My mom drives a GMC truck.
Ask me anything
>>64136447
The paint is fine the car just is wet
>>64136575
so it is automatic and you are in high school that you cant say anything else but LOL U MAD guess what not him you just clearly live with your mom
YOU ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL
prove youre not
>>64136589
cum on the shift
>>64136631
You seem really upset that we made fun of your shitty TV
>no plus for Larkin
IM SCARED BROS
LO AND BEHOLD MY FRIGHT
>>64136589
your mom might find that note make sure you flush it down the toilet
>>64136589
woops
>>64136631
that guy you're responding to isnt even me
>>64135168
this game Larkin was shit and helm was good
it was weird
hey guys Im rich
my mom drives an audi and i have a 25 inch tv
lo and behold my wealth, plebs
>>64134141
>set to get a raise, putting me at 30k a year
>not paying car insurance or phone bill
>400 a month student loan payments
>small house with 4 guys
If i wasn't so damn dependent on human interaction and poor I'd have my own place with sports n shit
>>64136723
I am literally trembling. To think I am in your presence, wow.
>>64136673
I literally just proved it wasnt me
>>64136702
anon are you the tampa blots fan? because you clearly know the guy who posted the first shit has his own stuff because he way over posted it during the summer. I really dont want to argue this shit anymore because I'm pretty sure you remember him
>>64136489
talking about new memes to post on /hoc/
>>64135754
i guess if youre in a slump its at the start of the season.
>>64136789
Salomakki is talking about how he's going to finish on your mom's tits, and Rinne's talking about how he's going to finish in your mom's ass.
>>64136771
low andy hold his mad chesty
Can somebody post dank bean man memes? Got a new computer and need some
>>64136874
still forcing
>>64136877
bean is over
its time to lo and behold dank new memes
My mom drives a Subaru fuck idk impreza? Ama
>>64136774
can you please reword that sentence? not trying to bully i just genuinely dont understand what youre saying. but yes i am a bolts fan
>>64136963
bullshit
nobody that rich would post here
>>64136589
>Mustang
>Automatic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Your mom is a cunt
>>64136906
did you ever make that publix bean for me bean creator?
>>64136992
well she was originally going to buy a fiesta or a fusion so im not complaining. its not like my mom is really into cars
>>64136979
I said you clearly remember the richfag posting his rich shit over his rich summer. he proved it was his so why are you shitposting now? he even fucking knew your mom had an automatic because you talked to him
you clearly posted all summer its easy to recognize your posts and I know you remember this guy. youre just memeing now
>>64136992
There is literally no point to manual transmissions these days, stop living in the stone age.
>>64137028
so do all sandwich fags live with their moms or just you?
>>64137065
top fag right here
>he's a car guy
>>64137065
>no point to manual transmissions
You just digging your own grave senpai
>>64137059
senpai i havent done anything other than post the mustang. these are the posts ive made
>>64136979
>>64136702
>>64136589
>>64136366
>>64136211
that deleted one is scaring me. i dont really remember any rich guy over the summer, although im not denying there is one. i was talking to some rich guy with a ferrari california and a pretty good sized house on /o/ a few months ago, not everyone on here is a poorfag or a neet
>>64137129
>he's a cucck guy
>>64137159
you're a fag, but that's a nice doodle of Dog to be honest
>>64137105
i was living at college but the semester just ended for me
>mfw mom makes my laundry and cooks me tendies for the next 3-4 weeks
>>64137185
car guy located
I thought you would have left after getting BTFO
>>64137216
thanks
>>64137065
better gas mileage, better get up and go, more control over performance
I mean, it's possible to manage which gear you're in on an automatic to some extent, but it's just not enough
>>64137159
there was a guy that live psoted his day to pittsburgh where he flew in a private plane, proved it was his, went to a horse race, went to a boreball game in a suite, and went to a casino. it was legit but it was posted across several threads obviousl for the topics. idk I was an alcohlic all summer I remember you well and him well
cant blame you for not remembering the offseason I guess
>he doesn't fiddle with other dude's dipsticks and pistons
>>64137377
Those things were true maybe 10 years ago, aitomatic technology has come a long way. If it isn't a performance car there is no point.
>>64137379
i remember the casino part, i dont remember any of the plane or horse race part. there was a lot of shit going on over the off-season, that part wasnt really memorable to me. are you saying the offseason guy is the same guy itt?
As an Australian, my hockey exposure has been quite low. I'm just getting into it and i don't really have a team to support yet which is basically the fun part right? who are some great players i should check out? Haven't enjoyed a sport this much in a while
>>64137428
>buy mustang
>but not for performance
your mom really is a cunt
>>64137448
Protip: this is the same guy trying to convince you of his lie.
>>64137428
Drive a $20k auto and a $20k manual and tell me there's no difference. Plus the car in question is a 2015 mustang
>Bishop is first in GAA
>offense is finally healthy
>defense is elite
watch out you frog faggots we're fucking coming for you niggers
>>64137059
also my mom didnt buy this car over the offseason, she got it like a month and a half ago, that part you might be confusing with someone else
>>64137448
>STOP SAYING RAGS AND GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT FOOTBALL
glorious
i'm L-O-L-ing right now
>>64137466
The basic mustang that guy posted is definitely not meant for anything other than driving to a grocery store.
>>64137481
not so fast, friend
>>64137448
well he consistently posted the plane pic so it seemed like it
>>64137448
kek yeah I'm casino guy. Have been very unsuccessful lately but I've done some coke a lot
>dat Risto hatty
Finnish defensing, errybody.
>>64137466
the mustang wasnt even originally designed for performance you plen. it was literally designed for female secretaries to have a nice looking sporty car, or for younger drivers to have a sporty car. it didnt become a performance car until shelby started working on them, and then ford started dumping larger engines into them and racing them in the trans am series
>>64137474
idk im not really concerned with who is rich and who isnt on here. if he is good for him if hes not oh well.
>>64137428
I remember arguing with this faggot. He sucks at Starcraft
HOLY SHIT MY MAN RISTO
>>64137583
fascinating history lesson, tell me again how that is relevant to 2015?
>>64137462
just look at the standings and stats page and you'll get a decent enough idea of who is good right now, or at least who is meme
Can anyone stop him?
>>64137531
Coming for you detoilet niggers too
>>64137583
Lee Iaccoca was the Jagr of the automotive sector.
>>64137646
CURRENT YEAR
I AM SO DRUNK AND I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD
ALL I KNOW IS YOURE NOT MAD AT ME RIGHT NOW
>>64137681
better get that cup this year, brewski, stammer is leaving you
>>64137685
I agree, at least pre chrysler era. shelby is the Gretzky of the automobile industry
NHL BONUS COVERAGE OF FLIM FLAMS AND GAYBERS
WHERE YOU AT SCOTTISH FAG
i dont think i'm making it more than the end of this game its a fucking thursday.
who won the football game?
>>64137737
did i do a good job of being op for you?
>>64137665
Nuremberg HC
>>64137481
>based ben
>>64137848
no but I have a life 6/7 days of the week so I couldnt fuck up the thread. its also really easy to tell when you want to bait me so no thanks I wont bite
>>64137908
that (you) was all i needed :^)
>>64137794
Even though those K-mart cars were piles of shit, he knew exactly what the people wanted and he'd do it and turn Chrysler around, then he left and we all know what happened after that.
Kings are back bros.
>nothing you can do about it :)
>>64138002
as much as i hate to admit it, fiat is doing an ok job with chrysler except for killing off the fucking viper
>>64137943
why isn't one of those picture yulia? more yulia pictures have been posted this season than kane2.jpg
are you pretending you need my response to make that post? you repeat the same greentext mutliple times rather than saying >rags >padqvist
>lundpads
you just say >rags 5 times.
this is pathetic
>>64128648
he is getting traded duh
>>64138108
>rags
>>64129043
>you will never cum inside her then have your jism free and need to go to the ER
tfw no bean man body suit
why even live family
>>64138086
2017 will be a sad year. Also when those new jerseys come and Vegas/Quebec comes too.
>>64138108
Because Yulia isn't a meme like kane.jpg, she is a way of life.
>>64131768
but we couldnt watch games on TV!
meanwhile doyer stadium sold out even when the team was shit and the owners were shit
>rags
>>64137794
>comparing the GOAT to a pony car
lmao
>>64138191
youre bumming me out anon. although i actually am kind of excited for the expansion. im going to bandwagon the shit out of the vegas team
>>64138203
Feel like I'm going to make sure she's a whole panel this year then
who /catz/ here
>>64138257
>hurst olds shitbox
top plob m8. if youre going to talk about muscle at least pick something good
>>64137185
I am a neo nazi and I want to moterboat those floppy aryan naturals
go leon
>>64138358
>the entire panthers fanbase in one pic.png
>>64138363
>rebadged Dodge Dart
LMAO
M
A
O
>>64138358
I like cats
I TRUST MY EYES TO DOCTOR RAHMANI YOU SHOULD TOO
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ice_hockey_nicknames
Heavily trolled page. Includes The Final Solution for Draisaitl.
>>64138358
Upset Caps and the cats won in regulation for once.
>>64138416
>a fucking oldsmobile
KEKEKE
Is $10 a good price for wine tasting. I mostly drink steel reserve so I dont know much about wine.
>>64138516
You mean upper Cats?
would you let bean kek you?
/o/
>>64138551
Uhh...sure.
>>64138546
Itll be shit. Go you can get drunk there no one will care you might make hockey friends
>>64138601
Is that a scarer cat?
>>64138506
>no Fuck City
>no The Producer
3/10
Who here actually plays?
>>64138637
Considering that the number of Panthers in Florida is as much as fans for the Cats....maybe.
>>64138656
me actually
>>64138656
I wish I did. I can't skate and I don't know how to learn other than to hang out at the local ice rink with 8th graders
>>64138535
>rebadged overpriced Dart
>didn't even bother with the 383
KEK
E
K
better off with a Dart GTS senpai
>>64138656
I honestly do
>>64138687
that thing is cute but also fucking terrifying
>>64137988
It will be done. Right after Pirates of the Carribeanman.
>>64138687
look at dat lil honeybun
>>64138656
Too poor for minor hockey though I would make a good power forward or grinder.
So which central team will win the cup this year? Not the hawks avs or jets. Take your pick
The best way to come up with new team names is to add "Ice" before the name of another sport's team:
Ice Broncos
Ice Warriors
>>64138749
>Pirates of the Carribeanman.
Holy shit I am hyped
>>64138791
Hawks
>>64138687
I wouldnt mind seeing more of the trainer
>>64138802
Sanfrecce Ice
>>64138802
Ice Canadians
>>64138802
ICE BAERS
>>64138839
How can a team win the cup if they're not in the playoffs???
I do not understand this bandwagon logic
>>64138803
dumb question but does Marchand deserve it? He has done this in the past
>>64138802
Ice Flames
>>64138843
ESPOO ESBO XDDDDDD
>>64138802
Ice Heat
lmao are yulia flags the only ones who play? I wonder if mexiyulia bro somehow plays
>>64138884
no that bruin was taking a bitch dive. Any regulation cup would have protected him 100%
>>64138908
of course we're the only true fans
>>64138802
>ice coyotes
>>64138908
probably roller hockey
>>64138687
even as a kitten you can tell it's an apex predator
the little scamp just looks deadly
>>64138939
I sure fucking hope so
mfw the hawks win the cup
what will happen to reichsaitl?
>>64139005
>darthgokujr
Holy fuck just kill yourself
>>64139088
>caring about usernames on porn sites
>>64138656
Played travel but was also too poor for junior
Is it their year, /hoc/?
>>64139138
"no"
>>64139123
doesn't the team pay for all your equipment in the CHL?
>>64139109
The layers of autism are incredible
>his name on a paid cam site is a dragon ball Z reference
Seriously consider suicide
>>64139138
Their year to get knocked out by Nashville/Minnesota/st Louis/Chicago/Winnipeg in the first round yeah
>>64139088
hey canada nice kane dubs. I really dislike this faggot american tonight so I would like you to always post this in response to them being faggots. I regret if you ever post it against me but it seems most of these fags are in high school and I dont think they know all of these answers off the top of their head.
btw this was all 3rd grade curriculum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2fHQ9eULzk
>>64139184
>Knocked out by
>Minnesota
>Winnipeg
>Nashville
kek
>>64139178
desu I paid $20 once 3 years ago on MFC to get access to premium features. you are literally mad at hawks screenshots
>>64139192
>state capitals
literally who cares? bruh nobody gives a shit where the capital of washington is
>>64139167
my favorite porn star, best ass in porn.
>>64139226
>y-y-you mad at my crippling autism?
Nah son
>>64139237
desu if all of high school was just calculus and maybe a research paper or two anything extra would be gravy
>>64139220
>le no defense team
wew lad it's like you didn't even watch the playoffs
>>64139226
>he paid for a whore
>didn't even fuck her
Are all dullass weebs this beta?
>>64139292
I paid $20 to be able to talk when people muted basic. I think I tiped a couple girls $3 to strip to techno songs i liked
reminder
will the jackets be able to turn their season around?
>yulia is a qt
>my perception of her is being ruined by some avatarfag using her image
Also
>tfw 5 game losing streak
>>64139478
>Canadian coyotes fan
why? i was hoping theyd meme their way to the scf this year. they looked great at the beginning of the year
http://espn.go.com/nhl/attendance
Brookland is 29th in attendance why are we not meming for them to move to seattle
>>64139440
No but those post-game interview will be boss.
>>64139507
i guess that is a big plus. i cant wait till he goes off the handle and shits all over his players
>saad on the 4th line
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>64139493
I just liked them as a kid, my grandma even bought me a jersey which I still have. when I got back into hockey as an adult I decided to follow them. I shoulda chosen the Blackhawks.
>>64139539
why dont you pick the team closest to you? sparkledogs are my second favorite team
>>64138656
Played triple and CIS but stopped after concussions fucked up my studies
>>64139554
That would be the Flames, and I really got turned off them when I had a roommate from Calgary who was obsessed with the Flames. He had this giant Flames rug in his room and multiple jerseys and shit like that. He tried to fight my friend when we were at a bar and the Flames game was on and said friend jokingly cheered when the other team scored. Oh yeah and he cheated on his nice looking girlfriend with a gross looking girl he later called "The Beast", and spent the rest of his time living with us trying to avoid her.
I guess I shouldn't judge an NHL team by the actions of one fan, but my experience really coloured my perception of the Flames. Can't really think about them with remembering that roommate. Also I don't identify with the city of Calgary at all, it's kind of like the antipathy I imagine someone from upstate New York feels about the Big Apple. The whole feeling that it's the major centre of gravity for the region, and is kind of stuck up thinking that it's the centre of the universe.
It's actually easier to follow the Yotes compared to the Flames, because the games are only very rarely blacked out on GameCentre while Flames games are frequently on local TV so I have to use a VPN to watch them.
>>64139762
makes sense. luckily most of my friends arent as big into ice fight as they are with handegg, so its nice and comfy for me. they like hockey, but im the one that actually knows the sport decently well. i imagine its got to be a bit different as a Canadian fan since probably the majority of people follow hockey.
>>64139868
Your name leads me to believe you're here to steal the memes
>>64139866
Yeah you'd be surprised by the sheer variety of people who like different teams here. My best friend is a casual Bruins fan, an older guy I know is a serious Habs fan, an acquaintance I have is a Leafs fan, good friend is a Devlels fan. I also see a lot of NHL stuff, whether it's people wearing jerseys or decals on cars. Flames seem to be fairly popular, but not overwhelmingly so. Oilers have a decent fanbase here too.
captcha: Select all images with sandwiches
who /wingbro/ here
was at the game, no question best game i've been to.
So many Hab tears.
we 1st now
>>64140167
>all those empty seats
Why the hell is Detroit called hockeytown
>>64140189
>not realizing this was pregame
the arena was packed. 95% at least. top was completely full. few seats that were empty were probably just season ticket holders which make up a shit load of the population.
>>64140189
not to mention they're on a 204-205 consecutive sellout streak.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nhl/2015/12/09/los-angeles-kings-turnaround-drew-doughty/77032516/
>your team doesn't have a USA Today feature
>>64140278
HOLY FUCK! ARMENIA IS ALIVE!
>>64140278
You missed a lot of Canadian shit posting the last few months
>Frogs
>>64140278
there is literally nothing wrong with denying the armenian """genocide"""
Will St. Louis end up in the hhof
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/21l7.mp4
Im gonna be so fucking sad when he leaves the team after this year. Easily my favorite player in the league.
>>64140458
How can a city end up in the hall of fame? Are you high?
Reminder that Canada is the gayest country in the world
>>64140467
CLOSING_HAND_ON_PUCK.mp4
>>64140582
>He doesn't cheat to win
>>64140572
Reminder that your country is going to vote in a fascist
>>64140628
Better a fascist than a substitute c uck lel
>>64140641
If you want to know what it was like to like in nazi Germany, sure
>>64140651
Enjoy being overrun by Syrians, bud :^)
>>64140666
>666
Enjoy your time in the muslim/mexican/who ever else concentration camps :^)
>>64140699
Nice Gretzky dubs m8 but even they wont save you from becoming Toronto from seaboard to seaboard.
>laffs
>shorks
>cücks
>craps
>snes
>rags
>cocks
>blose
>>64140742
Good post
>>64140742
>hasbs
>>64140455
Yeah, excluding the fact that you sound like an uneducated mouth breather.
1. Lidstrom
2. Orr
3. Pronger
4. Gionta
5. Bourque
>>64140787
new
>>64140742
>rags
>rags
>>64140788
1.Ristolainen
2.Lidström
3.Orr
4.Pronger
5.Gionta
>>64129833
1. Lemieux
2. Bossy
3. Gretzky/Richard
4. Orr
5. Jagr
>>64128332
Hello, /hoc/. Im new to hockey and have yet to find a team that I like. What are some ways to determine which team will be your favorite?
Some information about me:
I live in Nebraska.
I generally believe that an aggressive and fast defense is better than a good offense. That includes a good goalie.
I would prefer an underdog team, nothing hopelessly shitty, but nothing OP and super popular.
I like dark colors, so black team colors are nice, but not essential. As a side note I really don't mind the Sharks colors.
Exciting or sometimes unpredictable players are appreciated.
So. Who could my favorite team be?
>>64142757
I should add, I despise a red white and blue color scheme. It's so cheesy and 'murican I simply won't root for them.
>>64142757
>>64142783
you should post that here >>64140787 →
that said your best bet is probably the stars
![P-NHLCHI00MSC-G2LE_hero[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Cr2gaSi.jpg "P-NHLCHI00MSC-G2LE hero[1]")
![oyo_2014_tampabay_thunderbug[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/68soJ2t.jpg "oyo 2014 tampabay thunderbug[1]")
