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OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT: NAMAJUNAS VS VANZANT GAMETHREAD #1: FIGHT FAN WEEKEND STARTS


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>Main Card (on Fightpass at 10 PM ET/7 PM PT/3:00 AM UK)

Rose Namajunas (115.5) vs. Paige VanZant (115.5)

Michael Chiesa (156) vs. Jim Miller (155.5)

Sage Northcutt (155.5) vs. Cody Pfister (156)

Thiago Santos (185) vs. Elias Theodorou (185)

>Preliminary Card (on Fightpass at 6:45 PM ET/3:45 PM PT/11:45 PM UK)

John Howard (170) vs. Tim Means (170)

Omari Akhmedov (170) vs. Sergio Moraes (171)

Antonio Carlos Junior (185) vs. Kevin Casey (185)

Johnny Eduardo (135) vs. Aljamain Sterling (135.5)

Santiago Ponzinibbio (170) vs. Andreas Stahl (171)

Nathan Coy (170) vs. Danny Roberts (169.5)

Phillipe Nover (145) vs. Zubaira Tukhugov (145)

Kailin Curran (115) vs. Emily Kagan (115)
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goob job tryhard
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2 days lads
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>>64127850
Sup pussy
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Who here just watching for Sage "Master Race" Northcutt?
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First for Rose waits for this for 5 rounds but she gets bullied and it never comes.
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>>64127866
watching for Sage, Nover and Curran
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Who /flowy/ here?
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EMILY KAGAN

#JOINTHETEAM #MINUTES2GO
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Good op op
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Delete this shit mods having two up at once ruins gamethreads. Kill yourself OP.
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>>64127894
be furst arr tem
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>>64127834
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
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>implying Cody "The Fister" Pfister won't fist Sage Northcock
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LGTSS...

>lmaobud
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>mfw i'm the original game thread bro
>mfw i created the format
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HOW MANY BINGS?!
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>>64127909
heem and gamethreads are different m8
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>>64127894
here
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>>64127931
About 8, I guess?
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It was just made to avoid that Canadian one, you got every other one tonight
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Rose has a stupid game plan. She's going to let Paige dictate the pace. Waiting for a submission is stupid. Even world class BJJ Claudia hasn't submitted anyone in the UFC.
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There are people on this very /heem/ right now that think rose Has a chance
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>>64127909
how.to.spot.a.casual.webm
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mods
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>>64127933
>>64127956
They're the same fucking thing when the fights start, which they are in a few minutes. I was posting in UFC threads when you were still shitting your diapers.
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This is the REAL FIGHT FAN thread
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stream?
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FRIENDLY HEEMINDER: if you don't either pay for ppvs, have fight pass, or support the UFC through purchasing product then your opinion on fighter treatment, fight quality, or anything else is irrelevant. You are not a customer of the UFC. You do not contribute anything to the product but still try to reap all of the benefits (and often have the audacity to expect a company, you don't even pay, to cater to your preferences). If you want things to improve and complain about it, yet you illegally steal UFC content then you are the scum of the earth. You are leeches on the company and on the sport as a whole. All of you criminal slime will get what's coming to you one day.
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>>64127956
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>tfw stream plays the original FACE THE PAIN
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Which thread is pro /syrup/?
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>>64127954
>numbers
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>>64127999
That's not true. We always stay in /heem/ until it hits 500 then our resident britkek makes a thread.
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goingto194bro here

Printed my boarding passes and checked in with the airline, printed my tickets to the event, pre-checked in at my hotel, and registered with UFC Fan Access.

All I gotta do now is pack my luggage and try to get a good night's sleep.

I think we're gonna go to pic related tomorrow night.
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>>64128003
>pigeons fighting over seeds.webm
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>>64127996
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>>64128023
who the fuck is kendra perez
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>There are people posting RIGHT now who unironically don't remember pre /heem/

Why do i even bother
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>>64128007
i didnt know there was an end for some reason this is funnier
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>WMMA
>Jim Miller vs Michael Chiesa
>Super Sage Northcutt brutalizing a retard kid
>the twitter guy with the hair

lol, there's no way I'm staying up for this piece of shit card
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>>64128037
Who knows. Feel free to stop anytime.
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>>64128033
>he's never watched Best of Pride
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>>64128033
She's the hooker Dana hired to fuck all the real fight fans.
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>>64128030
What is this? A stream for midgets?
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WHERES MY BASED CANADABRO COMING THRU W/ THE /HEEM/TIME /snacks&hoez/

WE LOVE YOU BASED CANADABRO
WE LOVE YOU

>autistic canadian shitthread maker formerly of /pottery&rhyme/ infamy
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Cody "4U" Pfister by ground and pound.
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we's be live lads
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HAPPENING
>>
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>>64128023
Good luck finding tickets. The chelsea holds like 4,000 people
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LIVE
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UFC fans are so ridiculous falling for Vanzant, Sage, and Connor
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mi cucu
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>>64128049
No one expects you to. You're not a FightFan, you just came here because of McMemer.
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it begins the greatest three days in ufc history
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IDS HABBEDING
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any hd links?
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>WMMA

Piss break
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>>64128102
omg never post anything like this again plz
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EMILY

K
A
G
A
N

#CORN2THECORE
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THIS IS IT GUYS, WE FIGHTS NOW.
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are Joe and Schaub going to be live during the main card?
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>>64128087
Reading is hard for you, huh?
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best 3 days all year, better than that week in the filipines
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>>64128117
>not taking a piss inbetween rounds

it's like you're not even a real fight fan
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About to heem myself lads.
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HERE COME DA HOTSTEPPER
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>>64128130
MURRRDERA
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Holly spotted!
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HERE COME THE HOT STEPPER
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>>64128011

This thread is officially pro syrup and the real thread. Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLmu2kbk1WE
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>Holly

THE GOAT KILLER HERSELF
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dont forget to btfo the stream beggars lads

holly is there!!!!!!
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Stream please mine isn't working
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>>64128119
is this okay ?
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>>64128148
STILL LIVIN LIKE DATTTTT
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Pls share stream guys ;_;
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>>64127892
Nover? srsly?
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IM GUNNA RIP MY NUTSACK OFF AND SMOKE IT
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This is the closest Holly will get to the cage until Ronda comes back
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>>64128160
ufc.tv
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>>64128160
second this please help a peasant out
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I KNO WAT BO

DONT

K
N
O
W
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i wanna kiss thus rose
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HAPPENING

FIRST OF 3

BUCKLE UP LADS
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Kailin pls win
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>>64128167
/r/mmastreams and thats all im going to tell you
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>>64128144
>Gordon's Gin
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firstrowsports
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>lorde
wew lads, im ready
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>>64128154
Awww yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6L2evbUkas
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>>64128186
i wanna kiss her hypeordie creampied vagina
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>same reach as Mendes
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Kailin could have been in Paige's spot right now is she didn't screw up
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MARC GODDARD
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Ireland deserves all these cards, six people in the crowd in vegas
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>>64128195
Its awful, but I got tonic and limes so I'm solid.
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>>64128223
BASED
A
S
E
D
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KAILIN GETTING BTFO
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>>64128099
>fight fan

more like fight kuck

face it m8, if this shitfest was on in the middle of September instead of 2 days before the biggest fight in UFC history then nobody would care

And I've watched 25+ cards this year so go fuck yourself
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>dat milf rock-em sock-em intro
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>>64128227
The main card doesnt start for 3 hours lad, Vegas fans dont like prelims
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>>64128163

>based Serbiabro

Good to see you again, man.
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>where you can really see that athleticism
fucking wmma man
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>>64128144

plen gin tbqhmf
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i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
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>>64128253
Fuck off
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>>64128253
im not that guy :)
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>>64128264
10 bucks for a handle homie. I aint tryna gettin smashed on deaths door or something nice.
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>>64128265
LOL! UPVOTED!
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post yfw watching a qt3.14 getting beaten up by a milf
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>>64128253
god you're a faggot
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yea think i feel like getting trashed at 4 in the afternoon
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>>64128180
>www.findminecraft.com/ufcvanzantrose34523
JESUS FUCK
u tryna kill me?
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>>64128295
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>>64128289

dat sandnigger banter
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>>64128290

>deaths door

ma nigga
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>it's a stann card
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>>64128265
Shut the fuck up monkey
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>>64128168
nover never fulfilled his potential man :(
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When I look at these women fighters I see stiffness. No smoothness to their movement. No flow.
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>>64128331
when I look at these women I get stiffness bud
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>>64128253
Hey m8.
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>>64128302
>not frequenting /HEEM/

you deserved it
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>>64128282
>>64128296

It must be awful to be the type of person that gets angry about something so trivial.
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>>64128340
Keep it playful, lad
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>>64128180
>www.findminecraft.com/ufcvanzantrose34523

plz
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>>64128331
thanks for the analysis mcgregor
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>>64128353
those shorts are tight
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>those pathetic kicks
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>>64128289
Talk about a fucked up trick to play on your homie.

>I'mma kick this nigga in his ass so he gets gored by that big ass murdercat
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>>64128351
Fuck off
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I could heem both these whores at once
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>we are most likely gonna see 5 rounds of this later tonight
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These women are not nice and flowy at all
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curran's getting cut after this fight
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She did swooce in a pretty nice left hook there
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Such graceful footwork... like watching swans glide across a lake..
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Winkeljohn trained fighters are fucking unstoppable
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>115lbs womanlet
>gassed after 8 minutes
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>>64128370

Did Daddy not hug you enough, internet toughguy?
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>>64128354
>>64128302
>>64128017
>>64127898
>>64127940
hmmmm

>>64128351
>he called me a faggot so that means he's mad

lmao I'm havin' a time here bud

>>64128362
>being completely exhausted in the second round
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HEEM TAPPY
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>>64128393
I TAKE THAT BACK

HEEM TAPPY
>>
sheem
>>
Nice sub
quick tap tho
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>>64128393
>you
>>
>crying
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yay
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>>64128393
Why would that be?
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SHEEM CUTIE
>>
>win
>immediatly start crying
Why are woman retarded?
>>
>win fight
>start crying

lel wimminz
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SHEEEM TAPPY
>>
SHEEEM SCREAMY CROWD
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Can't tell if this fight or the syrup is putting me to sleep phamlam.

Nevermind.
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although i hate wmma kailin always puts on a good fight
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SHEEM CRIEY
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that was hot, wew lad
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>>64128434
>>64128436
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one second she's a fighting beast next second she's crying ... what a faggot
>>
Pfister for sure, sage is good but he's going in with a someone's going to get hurt and it's not gonna be me mindset so I see him winning the fight
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>>64128369
go go go go
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>>64128432
What's up nigro?
How you doing today?
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Wow she'd be a beautiful girl if she didnt have that awful tattoo
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>>64128445
she's pretty fookin qt too
>>
how did she tap to such a shit choke, that position couldn't have been worse
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>>64128445
>weeping mixed martial arts
>>
>the hottest fighter in the UFC just won and won't be cut

Good feeling
>>
Anyone got a link to the open workout?
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>>64128434
>>64128436
top kek
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>>64128462

Bet the house
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Thanks for wmma Dana
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>>64128474
This desu
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>>64128467
Not much chillin' blanquito what about you?
>>
Anyone have a stream? HD? Free? Not UFC rip off . tv?
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>this disgusting ghetto whore beat the corn2thecore based teamholly Kagan
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she is such a qt
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>>64128432
If she lost, she would have been cut. It was the final chance for both of them.
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>tfw this isn't Ultimate Surrender and there won't be any post-match rough sex
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>having Anik's boring faggotass interview the winner instead of Stann
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Still cant stop crying
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>Women with chest tats
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>>64128407
Buddy I would beat the shit out of you. If we were in a room together i might demand an apology, but I know it would be hard for you to break your strong eye contact with the floor. I would turn you inside out kid. Give me a time and a place. Anytime, anywhere, punk. Bring a gi.
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>>64128474
>hot
>no tits
>not white
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>crying like a bitch

s-m-h at this WMMA lads
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>>64128502
how do you save the fights? what are you watching them on?
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>>64128434
>>64128436

Yeah men never cry at all!
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i had the fight on mute and when the ref separated them i thought the girl was crying because she lost position
no joke
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>other people posting the findminecraft stream gimmick

based
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why do women always cry after winning?

The only man who ever cried was Forrest Griffin and that's after he was knocked the fuck out.
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>>64128474
she's hot.
but that tat m8. tsk tsk
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>Shaved head
Shes going to beat the SHIT out of PVZ
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>>64128530
What gimmick? Theyre great streams...
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>>64128512

Is this pasta?
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>>64128524
ausbrahs python script, directly from ufc.tv
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>>64128524
Fuck off, Dana
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>>64128007
did that guy on the back get perma-heemed?
>>
>>64128533
wymyn fight on 100% emotion you should know this by now
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>>64128499
/JustExisting/
You really are a /realfightfan/
Are you a NEET?
>>
>>64128533
conor cried
>>
who /le fainting man/ here?
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>Listening to the commentary and not Yo Gotti's cocaine music 8

Smdh
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>Who /futureGSP/ here?
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>>64128507
i second that
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yayyyy Pat Barry!
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>>64128525

Found the woman
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>>64128541
You wish, pal. Now set the time and place or I'm coming for you on my terms.
>>
BORN DOWNNN IN A DEAD MANS TOWNNN
>>
what a cheesy song , hope he loses
>>
Who /bornintheUSA/ here?
>>
leggo russian fucker.
>>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOORN IIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THE USAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>64128550
Yes to both not doing anything is my favorite past time
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>this walkout song

kek
>>
Guys serious question, how do we get rid of Anik?
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>dat vain
what the fuck
>>
>>64128553
I'll take your word for it I've never watched one of that potato nigger's fights. Can't wait for the hue-monkey to send him into a living death.
>>
>dadrock
>>
>>64128542
So you have FightPass?

You can't save the fights to your hard drive without using a script like that, right?
>>
>Men's MMA
>>
>these 50 prelim fights

why
>>
>muh Filipino heritage
>born in der you ess ayy
>>
PACQIOU
LAWLER
JORDAN CLARKSON
TEBOW
THIS JUNGLE CHINK NOVER

IS THERE ANYTHING THE WOLRDS MOST POWERFUL RACE CANT DO??!?!?!
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BORN

IN

THE

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
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>>64128584
Yeah, same here tbqh.
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>>64128569

Keep it comin', man, this is good. Please tell me exactly how you plan to kick my ass, and don't spare the details.
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>about to fight a yellow man
>born in the usa starts playing
>>
>POST YOUR WALKOUT MUSIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gte3BoXKwP0
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>>64128603
Makes the event longer, plus there's an increased chance of heems. What's to complain about?
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>>64128546
absolutely no idea hopefully not
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>>64128601
right and right
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>>64128617
Fuck off
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>>64128586
I'll take him over Corn to the Corn Goldberg and whoever the british guy is.
>>
>>64128621
i need to be up at 6:00am tommorow
>>
Let me know when Sage is fighting. Holy fucking shit not for another 4 hours
>>
>>64128617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooWkA_-lOHA
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>>6412860

Movement.

I see Stiffness
>>
>>64128609
>eyes widening
just what?
>>
>>64128617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1urq4Vb0XM
>>
SLAV CHAV BOUT TO BE BTFO BY A JUNGLE CHINK

EUROKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
>chechen
#teamallah #allahuagbar #isis
>>
>>64128614
You missed your chance to set the terms, buddy. Don't backtrack now and try to get information on my attack. I'm on my way. This is your last chance. Apologize now or face the consequences. I promise you, it's in your best interest to apologize.
>>
>>64128617
no music
>>
>>64128577
Why do you hate freedom?
>>
>>64128617

not now
>>
>>64128633
You're on the east coast then, I assume?

>tfw on west coast and it's only 4:15
>>
are chechens human?
>>
no one remembers Nover fainting on TUF and then blowing everyone the fuck out who doubted him?
>>
USA
>>
>>64128624
this serb is sweet
>>
>>64128624
dud he die
>>
>>64128654
>chechnian
>slav
>american education
>>
LET THEM SHOTS GO
>>
>>64128645
MOATEYYYYYY
>>
>>64128667
do they not realize most fightkuk subscribers live on the east coast and have to be up for work at 6:30 AM?
>>
>>64128617
not mine, but do people use this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fQuEqwQ2I4
>>
>>64128662
thats a bretty gud idea. i'd probably just play fake crowd noise so everyone thought i was super popular and line up to sponsor me
>>
>MEMESPINS INCOMING
>>
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>>64128659

! You're on your way!? Sh..should I order a pizza?
>>
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>>64128663
pls no i don't want to be liberated
>>
>>64128711
Don't say I didn't warn you, guy.
>>
>>64128502
>goes to stop the fight
>literally reaches right between her legs and starts tickling

lel
>>
All I see is stiffness
>>
>>64128675
I told you dude I TOLD YOU BRO
>>
>le shadowboxing men
>>
w-whats the crowd l-laughing at lads

n-not me r-right
>>
>>64128734
it ain't you
it ain't you
you ain't no fortunate son yeah
>>
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>>64128635

You're not a real fan
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>>64128617

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
>>
lets get closer
>>
>>64128734

joe rogan doing stand up
>>
Anyone have a free high definition not lagging stream?
>>
this fight is so boring, they either throw a shot from 2 feet away or don't throw at all
>>
>intimate venue

That's a clever way of saying no one is there.
>>
This terrorist is going all out today, Boston style.
>>
Tukhugov throwing heavy leather
>>
>>64128772
ten bucks a month little buddy
that's all it takes
start your trial... today!
>>
stiff movement
>>
>>64128773
http://www.nbastream.net/philadelphia-76ers-at-brooklyn-nets-live-stream.html
>>
>>64128772
sent
>>
>>64128773
Agreed. Hopefully the Russian guy clips him with one of those overhand rights.

>>64128772
Ufc.com
>>
>retard punching chechnyan vs scaredy pussy flip

Sure is fightpass prelims right now
>>
>>64128767
That's a first.
>>
>>64128758

UH VAH MOHHERRRR
>>
>>64128776
It's fun being at UFC prelims when there's nobody there cause you know if you scream that everyone on TV can hear you
>>
sorry im late to the thread buddies. did i miss anything good so far?
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> Trying to watch the fight
> Wife's son is playing Fallout on PC

what do lads?
>>
I regret turning off my ps4 to watch this
>>
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>>64128675
thank you :)
>>
>>64128776
They sold out. It's just that they're mostly not real fans. Just degenerate alcoholics and gamblers.
>>
>>64128772
THAT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL
>>
>>64128812
>Wife's son
heem him, he ain't your son
>>
You still there pussy?
>>
>>64128819
where's the girls und
>>
>>64128812
Kick that ungrateful kid off the games. Unless he brings in the money then you got every right bro
>>
>>64128812
>wife's son

literal kek

>>64128818
same man. I just discovered the glowing sea, too

>>64128820
People don't show up for the first prelim dude lol

>never been to a UFC prelim before
come the fuck on
>>
>>64128818
you got that new star wars game? hows the online compared to cod?
>>
>>64128819
I bet I could heem that missle.
>>
>>64128819
how do they get the missile to go so slow? can't you just drive your tank away from it
>>
GET IN MY GUARD BRO!
>>
Has Aljamain Sterling fought yet?
>>
>Not appreciating this technical and culturally enriched fight
smfh lads
>>
>>64128844
No i heard battlefront was lame so I didnt get it.
>>
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>>64128811
Kailin won!
>>
>>64128812

molest that fool
>>
>thursday night
>main card starts at 10pm (probably more like 11)

is the ufc marketing towards NEETs?
>>
>>64128831

I'm here. You are just the fakest person.
>>
>it's a fight with footwork
sleepyface.jpg
>>
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>>64128845

Are you that guy that's drinking cough syrup? It's working
>>
>>64128812
>wife's son
kuckold

they are playing safe tbqh.
>>
>>64128841
>People don't show up for the first prelim dude lol

yeah exactly they're not real fans. they show up and are loud as fuck in ireland
>>
>>64128866
I think they're just kind of stupid honestly

>I know, we'll have the main event at 12:30 on a work night!
>>
2-0
russian meme
>>
>>64128866
>10pm
>east coast
>not being a fightfan who lives on the west coast

I feel sorry for others, honestly. Having main cards start at 7 here results in maximum comfiness
>>
None of those streams work for me, one fucked up some plugin, the other says i'm usig adblock(i'm on my phone). Any vlc links?
>>
>>64128866
i think it's safe to assume most fightpass customers are people on the east coast with jobs

if so 10pm start time is fucking retarded
>>
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>>64128874
>mfw I am

lel'd hard
>>
>>64128812
>>64128829
>>64128839
>>64128841
>>64128865
>>64128865
who /casual/ here?
>>
>>64128886
>they show up and are loud as fuck in ireland
that's cause they're all already drunk by the time the first prelim is on in ireland

in the US people are still getting home from work, eating dinner and getting ready to head out
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>>64128837
i dont want to get banned
>>
Russian overhand man just needs to swarm after landing one of those retard punches. He could have won twice already.
>>
>>64128866
Im hoping for some heems to hurry this thing up
>>
Lads, the maincard will be over before midnight. Relax. It's a 4 fight card off fightpass.
>>
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>>64128903

>bet I could heem that missile

I wonder what tipped me off!
>>
>>64128906
it's vegas you ignorant fuck
>>
In Soviet Russia head kicks leg!
>>
>>64128924
i need atleast 8 hours of sleep
>>
Generic UFC Fight: The Fight
>>
>>64128864
q.t
>>
>>64128906
>people are getting home from work, eating dinner, and then heading to las vegas
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>tfw Nover never lived up to his potential
>>
>>64128901
get a pc hue
>>
>>64128928

>implying people in LV don't work normal jobs
>implying most tourists head to Vegas on a Thursday and not on Friday after work
>>
>>64128849
>yfw antigravity missiles were created in your lifetime
>>
>>64128942
same, anything less than 8 literally might as well be 3
>>
>>64128904

>tfw 3.4 p.r.a lately

dont cut me coach
>>
i'm not gay or anything but i really like it when fighters wear the tight shorts
>>
tfw i can heem every here

5'7.5'' 160 pounds
>>
Le throw a left kick and move guy
>>
zzzzzzzzzz

me sleepy
>>
>>64128928
i hope you're joking

idiots man i swear lol

>>64128952
>Vegas isn't home to as many people as Boston
>>
boring fight

I scored it to the russian
>>
Why is Stann whispering on the mic?
>>
>>64128986
>5.7 160 pounds
heem yourself skeleton
>>
>>64128996
>people who live in vegas can afford fight tickets
>>
russian meme 2-1
>>
>>64128986
5'7 was the manlet cutoff when i first heard about it. that .5" is a huge deal desu
>>
DID THAT GUY JUST SHOUT ALLAH AKBAH?
>>
>this judging
>>
>Split decision

How?
>>
>shouting Allah Akbar when you win

Holy shit

GET HIM OUT
>>
ALLAHU AKBAR
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ALLAHU AGBAR
>>
GET FUCKED SPICAPINO

GO HOME AND BUILD WALL
>>
>>64128986
I'm high on cough syrup and can heem a missile, you ain't heeming shit pham.
>>
LOL did the trainer literally say "ALLAH AKBAH!"?
>>
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>
>le retard swingy Russian
>>
>>64129025
a nationalist judge
>>
>>64129023
Of course, he is chechen.
>>
>>64128656
whew
>>
ALLAHU AKBAR TAKBIR SALAM HALLEIKHUM
>>
Where's the link
>>
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lets go baby fuck yeah
>>
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>allahu akbar
>>
DID HE JUST SNACKBAR!!!?!?!?!
>>
Are the Blackzilians all niggers?
>>
ALLUHA SNACKBAR

but really? wow
>>
>>64129037
>implying my nickname isnt purple magic

ive already heemed you and you dont even kno family
>>
>snackbarring in the octagon

godamn it boys
>>
>>64128986
6'4" 210 lbs

I'm practically Jon Jones
>>
i don't mind some of that hot chocolate if you know what i mean wink wink
>>
Coy is gonna murder danny
>>
TERRORIST SHOOT HIM NOW QUICK SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER THEN BUILD THE WALL JESUS CHRIST SHOOT HIM
>>
triggered tbqhwyf
>>
>>64129060
Demian Maia is not.
>>
Danny is a solid banger but has a habit of getting taken down and controlled, picked Coy by decision
>>
>fugazi

good taste
>>
DANNY HOT CHOCOLATE ROBERTS
>>
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post yfw the British guy is the black one
>>
>>64129060

Yeah just like your mom lmao
>>
>>64129060
>he just now realized the team name Has a literal meaning
>>
damn these fights are literally back to back. so much better than the 30 minute breaks between fox fight cards
>>
> 37 year old making his UFC debut
>>
>Hot Chocolate

Boxing really does have the funnest nicknames
>>
I hope this Brit has memes
>>
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>Oldest fighter on the card
>>
friendly reminder the swede will probably snackbar too if he wins but he wont, he has been sent as an offering from sweden to show tolerance
>>
>"Hot Chocolate"

I'm rooting for this guy.
>>
>>64129091
my face would be completely normal because that is expected
>>
finally a funny nickname
mma needs more
>>
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>>64129096
tweet that to Dana and see if he responds
>>
is hot chocolate walking out to white buffalo?
>>
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>tfw this week of fights has been a disappointment so far
>>
>>64129075
i see that being in the EU changes people
>>
>>64129069
>6'4 210

DYEL
>>
>>64129107
>jbj
>sexual chocolate
>>
>>64129100
Unless it's heavyweight guys that old are used as fodder for prospects
>>
I just ate a lot of fast food and pooped in the forest
>>
Breaking News: ISIS member wins his first UFC match
>>
WHAT FUCKING SONG IS IN THIS VIDEO LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVb0UM-D2-Q

Pls help. Can't find it anywhere.
>>
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>>64129091
>>
>>64129120
man I agree

I just want someone with a long foreign sounding name to just make their full name their nickname

>SANTIAGGO "SANTIAGGO PONZINIBBIO" PONZINIBBIOOOO
>>
What kind of trunks would you wear /heem/?
that skirt thing here
>>
>>64129146
>not pooping fast food while eating forest
>griffin dick
>>
>>64129126
nothings happened yet faggot
>>
>>64129100

CM Punk is debuting tonight?
>>
>>64129126
>this week of fights
>literally only been TUF and like 3 fights
>>
Electronic old men... ruling the world.
>>
what happened to saul rodgers
>>
>>64129132
it's a joke ajvar , i tought you had those otuside of the eu?!
>>
> FIVE more prelims
>>
Coy already gassed.
>>
>>64129193
Visa issues because he didn't report his criminal record no joke
>>
>>64129189
go be a commie somewhere else
>>
britbong has good head movement. boxing really shows.
>>
>>64129193
Wanted by INTERPOL
>>
HEEM TAPPY
>>
HEEM TAPPY
>>
heem tappy
>>
TRIANGLE HEEM
>>
wat
>>
>>64129118
>>
KEKEKEKEKEK
>>
COCKED
>>
HEEM
>>
worst fight so far,the finish looked staged af
>>
>>64129217
He's pretty flowy.
>>
WHO ''THE SISTER PFISTER'' HERE
>>
HEEM SLEEPY
>>
did that guy literally have no BJJ training?
>>
TAPPED THE FUCK OUT
>>
>this is his bread and butter
>gets subbed from the bottom
>>
>head movement
>nice punches
>works from the bottom
We need more jits-boxers
>>
Another terrible fight.

This isn't good lads.
>>
That shit was really nice
>>
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Surprised he didnt slip
>>
>>64129255

>staged

Cause the dude is 37.
>>
technical submission
>>
>>64129258
6:1 odds, i thought about throwing some btc on heem but didn't (yet)
>>
nice and fluid
>>
>That fucking shitty accent
>>
Wow that's a sloppy way to get tapped out lmao
>>
>>64129275
That was the last garbage fight tho, the rest are at least decent on paper imo
>>
>>64129271

>fighting a 37 y/o palooka making his debut that took the fight on short notice

Definition of can-crushing
>>
>>64129285
>the dude is 37

so he's younger than the heavyweight champ
>>
Aljamain Sterling will save this card
>>
why is Edgar fighting twice, Oliviara today and Mendes tomrow?
>>
Who needs Saul Rogers when we've got Hot Chocolate?
>>
>>64129304
love it m8y.
better than the southern drawl some of you have.
>>
Johnny Eduardo will save this card
>>
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looked like Coy was heem foamy from one of the angles
>>
more like hot cup of tea amirite
>>
when's vanzant on lads
>>
>its the small size octagon

uh oh
>>
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>>64129075
>Join the EU, they said, it will be fun, they said.

Zero surprise there Hrvoje.
>>
AYYY
>>
>>64129318
>Comparing a champion to a dude who just debuted
>Comparing a heavyweight to a welterweight
>>
>>64129318
>He doesn't know that heavyweights age slower
>>
>>64129300

where do you get your odds pham?
>>
>>64129318

>Comparing Werdum who is a beast and debuted a decade ago to this guy
>>
COME ON STAHL
>>
>>64129335
Southern drawls are the best
>>
>>64129258
LITERALLY

M
E
>>
Be playful in here
>>
>>64129342
noice
NOICE
>>
>>64129335
Southern drawl is objectively superior to cockney accent
>>
>>64129324
You think so, Gunni?
>>
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the hell, I've never even heard of the guy
>>
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>mfw pvz loses
>>
>>64129324
get out of the thread hafsteinn
>>
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>>64129342
heem (a little bit) foamy
>>
>>64129335
Don't let me catch you talkin that shit bout the south you get heemed the fuck up Rog.
>>
PVZ has an ugly face but i'd still bury my face in her ass
>>
>TWO WORLD CLASS FEATHERWEIGHT FIGHTERS
>>
>>64129401
She has no ass
>>
NEW
>>64120457
>>64120457
>>64120457
>>
normal britbro please take the threads from here
>>
damn i was hoping jobe would do a unexpected fite companion with just schaub but the fucking called it qUITS
>>
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Are you a Fanzant or a Famajunas
>>
Question /heem/

Should Frankie drop to 135 if he wins the 145 belt?

First ever potential 3 weight champ
>>
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Wait so... I can get a 7 day fight pass trial now, see all the fights till Saturday fo free, and cancel it till the next real show? Hold me /heem/
>>
>>64129437
>implying he can take down chad
>implying he can hurt chad on the feet
>>
>>64129437
Yes. Edgar vs Dillasnake would be a heck of a matchup
>>
>>64129451
No
>>
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>>64129427
>>
>>64129427
no
>>
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>>64129435
>>
>>64129367
nitgrogensports.eu is where I place my bets. last i checked, pfister was +600ish and Sage is -850ish
>>
Come on let's keep it playful in here.
>>
>>64129458
>>implying he can hurt chad on the feet
lol chad doesn't have a good chin
>>
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>64129477
>>64129477
>>64129477
>>64129477
>>64129477
>>
>>64129435

Why hasn't that whore Paige cut her hair yet?
>>
>his hair
what the fuck
>>
>>64129458
For real man? that is like the opposite of what I was thinking. Frankie is the better boxer and Mendes can't wrassle him.
>>
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just 2 more days before

>mckekor
>>
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>>64129471
>>
Do many aregentine's know portuguese?
>>
>>64129427
tryhard gonna be triggered
>>
>>64129471
Anyone else read that as "fap session"?
>>
is Joe offline for the night?
>>
>>64129501
No, only the ones that go to Shitzil, meaning very few.
>>
mewment
>>
>>64129435
Thug Rose all day erryday
>>
>>64129530
No thanks man. You can have all the hot chocolate you want.
>>
>>64129573
>he doesn't have a kekshed and a specific bull-room

what a loser
>>
>>64129608
cap'd for future arguments with Croats.
>>
>>64128003
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Womens MMA.
>>
why does that argentinian guy have a brazilian nickname, senpai?
>>
And they threw him a brazilian flag, what a kek
>>
>>64128609
>whitewomenshaking

That's not a white woman.
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