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JUST PISS IN MY HAIR sub-edition
News
Rule 5 draft happened
Some team will soon fall for the Jason Heyward meme
Free agents were signed
Trades happened
Daddy Greinke likes golden showers
http://www.fangraphs.com/
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/
http://mlb.mlb.com/home
First for stros
Indians
Royals :^)
Which by the way Daddy Grienke, watching my team make the world series and win the world series is better than any empty divisional wins you might have had in the past decades.
A feeling you'll never have
:^)
JUST
CHOKE
>>64123468
FIND
>>64123492
This looks like the polls from the 08 democrat primaries between Hillary and Obama.
>>64123468
Just noticed the tagline at the bottom was edited too, nice touch
RING
>>64123402
This DG obsession.
RING
>>64123523
>asstralia serving as the Daddy Greinke Internet Defense Force
MAXIMUM CUCKEK
>>64123511
I just went and looked at them. Hillary never tanked. Obama just had an incredibly fast surge.
AWAY
>>64123556
>people unironically defending the man who wants Kershaw to piss in his hair
>>64123402
come on OP
>>64123558
Shit, must have remembered it different. My bad.
>>64123594
Anyone have the pissing posts to add to this image?
They should be there, people need to know about the piss.
>>64123594
>>64123612
>>64123402
You guys are not funny. This is a person's life. Not a game.
>>64123594
Needs to pee updated with the golden shower posts. Urincharge of that
>>64123523
>Defending DG
>>64123612
>>64123648
i'm on it bros
>rule 5 drafting relievers instead of forking over money for any proven talent
literally how can you be this cheap
>>64123648
God damn it dad
>>64123368
yeah basically
>>64123652
>>64123556
>implying that's not DG with a VPN and 4chan pass
>tfw i've turned into a bully
who /worldseriescontenders/ here?
>>64123425
>Firstros
>tfw playing mlb the show
>tfw watching highlights of last season
>tfw just wanna watch some games
>tfw just want it to be baseball season again
Looking forward to Stroshow blowing Price the fuck out on opening day
>>64123949
>Jeff Samardzija
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2597460-is-there-anybody-left-in-los-angeles-whom-yasiel-puig-hasnt-alienated
>"He is the worst person I've ever seen in this game," one ex-Dodger who believes Puig is beyond redemption said flatly. "Ever."
Doyerfags will actually defend this
guys how do i get a job? i just want to go to more games next year
>>64124026
>guys how do i get a job?
Don't. Its fucking hell being a wageslave.
>>64124001
>implying he won't pull a Zito
>>64123876
>tfw I was the anon who called Daddy Grienke out right before that thread ended
Feels pretty good tbqh lads.
>>64124026
>get a job at the ballpark
That's what I'm doing for a summer job at my local minor league park
>>64124052
Only one of those two deleted posts made it to the archive. he almost got away with it
Verlander
Price
Greinke
Scherzer
Norris
neat
>>64124069
In what universe is
A. That the Tigers rotation
B. Greinke a #3
C. That rotation anything more than hot garbage, especially in the playoffs
>>64123467
Losing zobrist cueto and Gordon hurts but
Zobrist is getting old and they can fill in with colon/mondesi
Gordon really hurts because I want #4 retired but he too is getting old and dyson in left could be fun.
Cueto falls apart on the road when the opposing fans chant his name.
It's just kind of shitty because don't tell me they dont have enough to sign all three and keep everyone else. The K will be sold out every game next year anyway and everyone in town bought a shirt.
>spic angeles' biggest offseason acquisition will be Dave Roberts
>>64124323
>It's just kind of shitty because don't tell me they dont have enough to sign all three and keep everyone else. The K will be sold out every game next year anyway and everyone in town bought a shirt.
Thats not where most the revenue comes from.
https://twitter.com/SFGiants/status/675022614524334081
>Barfs might be willing to trade Inciarte
>Cubs wanted him
If the Cubs don't get Heyward (which they won't), I see a deal of Teheran & Inciarte for Soler + some prospect fuckboys.
I really don't want to lose Soler ;__;
>>64124323
Cueto was going to leave after the post season anyway you wrote it senpai.
Any royals fan had to know this, I honestly figure they'd lose all three and it makes sense. Still expecting them to top the AL Central in 2016 though.
>>64124449
>Tomorrow we officially welcome Jeff Samardzija to the Orange & Black.
>12:30 pm Streaming LIVE #SFGiants.com
>>64124449
>FO has money to spend
>Spends it on the league leader in ER's allowed
>>64124480
Actually makes me wonder.
Cueto turned down a 120 mill offer from the Dbacks, wants something over 140 and personally I think Cueto is thinking he's worth more then he actually is.
Is Cueto going to hold out and end up losing money or get signed by the dodgers?
>>64124542
all those stats and the dodgers did WORSE than the year before
>>64124449
KEK
>>64124532
It's a waiting game now...I think someone will pony up big because he is the best pitcher left.
>>64124542
He's never gonna piss on your hair, DG.
>>64123467
Alcides and Lorenzo for Greinke is a steal. I would make that trade today in its current state.
Does DG live in LA?
If you're trying to project total runs for a season, should you try to project OBP instead of wOBA, since wOBA relies on doubles/triples values?
>>64124791
its more complicated to do wOBA, but OBP gives you incomplete information.
hmmm
>>64124791
>projections
>>64124542
>leaving out his postseason numbers
>>64124069
Wat
Who /multiplesources/ here?
>>64124952
no sources, but i got /multipleentries/ if you like
Anyone got a screenshot of DG saying he pissed in a girl's hair? or are y'all just memeing?
>>64124985
>>64125025
Deleted?
We need to add DG and his hair piss to that image and anything he said about Greinke resigning
This Adam Schein kike is really 'sperging out about Niese.
Why?
So who's going to overpay for Chris Davis?
>>64125025
>she was into daddy/little play
>daddy/little
>daddy
>Daddy Greinke
Always thought it was weird that DG named himself after Greinke and not Kershaw, who he is much more obsessed with. Now it all makes sense. He likes to imagine he's the daddy and Kershaw is the little girl who he's pissing on.
>>64125049
got you on the piss
>>64123876
where is the re-signing post
>>64125025
Jesus. Is this what goes on in these general's lately?
cubs got rid of castro??? thank god
lackey and zobrist seem like ok signings, no?
where's heyward going to land? (pls not back to the cards)
>>64125025
good lord
>greinke
>price
>chapman
>>64125025
>when the pussy is fire
>>64125195
>when the pussy is so fire you have to pee on it
>>64125235
ayy
>>64125195
Así no se usa, chicano
@dylanohernandez
#Dodgers executives departed from winter meetings this morning without addressing reporters.
lmao
>>64125235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwzFL8AUx6c
>>64125331
something must have pissed them off
GOAT team to not make it past the LCS besides 2001 mariners?
>>64125406
Crazed fan broke in and kept demanding a bottle of Kershaw's piss.
Was the Shelby Miller trade worse than the RA Dickey one a few years back? I think right now it isn't but holy fuck the dbacks gave up a lot.
>>64125478
In hindsight, its hard to top the Dickey deal. But we dont know how this will turn out.
>>64125489
That's my thought process too. Right now it isn't but it sure can be one of the worst trades in the past 10 years.
>>64125489
What do you think about the Cessa and Chad Green trade for Wilson? I'm watching Kay's show right now and he doesn't seem happy about it.
Fuck the DH comin' straight from the National
A young player got it bad cuz I hit
But my defense is lacking so managers think
They've got the authority to make fielding a priority
>>64123884
Makes me nervous honestly, there can be no true despair without hope
MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors 2m2 minutes ago
Angels To Acquire Yunel Escobar
Who will win the world series next year and why is it the Cubs?
>>64125683
>cubs
>world series
Lol
Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 6s6 seconds ago
Nats get trevor gott and a minor leaguer for yunel
le 4chin is down meme
>Jonathan Broxton
Am I missing something here?
>>64125528
I understand the thinking. Spreading the talent around from a position of strenght (BP) to get SP depth.
I dont know enough about the prospects to be strongly in favor or against it tho.
lyl
>>64125683
Royals. Dynasty bb :^)
>>64125665
Gott and minor leaguer going the other way
Which of these teams is most likely to win their division next year?
Diamondbacks
Nationals
Pirates
>>64125897
Diamondbacks > Nationals > Pirates, in that order
>>64125897
Tough to say
Pirates should be the best of those, but the Nats and Dbacks play in baby divisions.
I'll have to go with Dbacks because they've improved the most in comparisons to the rest of the teams in their divisions (for 2016 at least)
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 22s23 seconds ago
Source: #Pirates closing in on free-agent RHP Juan Nicasio.
NATS GET JHEY
>>64126321
no they don't
Cubs are looking really good for 2016. How will pic related fuck them over?
>>64127076
I honestly have no idea how the goat could top the Back to the Future day elimination.
>>64124500
>FO has money to spend
>Decides to spend 150 Million on a guy who bat .196 in 2014
Maybe they're spending that money because he's undefeated in pitching with a 0.00 ERA.
>>64127076
Greeks? Golden Dawn will make the fire rise, Theo Epstein will get shoahed and the 2016 season will be cut short in July when the MLB goes bankrupt.
>>64124585
>tfw goose man has been better than he was for us so far
LEAVE DG ALONE
LEAVE HIM ALONE
Red Sox made half a billion dollars in revenue last year
In the second consecutive year in last place
Henry knows how to make money
ALL YOU PEOPLE WANT MORE MORE MORE
>how you want your bullpen senpai
JUST
>>64127327
BLOW
>>64127327
IMPLODE
>trade robertson for puig
>trade danks for papelbon
>rehire ozzie guilllen
>hire manny ramirez as the hitting coach
>hire rickey henderson as third base coach
>replace steve stone with pete rose
good plan or great plan?
not a joke btw desu senpaitachi, I want some excitement lads tbqf, lawrie's a decent start tbph, I like his energy, he'll be bffs with eaton
>>64127357
SAVE
>>64127370
Benchclearings would be unbelievable tbqh im for this
>>64127375
RELIEVERS
>>64127392
ayy lmao
>>64127424
TBQH
>>64127436
FAMILY
remember that time the blue jays completely ignored the bullpen and that ended up severly costing them to the point a +100 run differential team was barely hovering at .500 by the all star break?
How funny would it be if literally the exact same thing happend immediately the next season
>tfw this thread
Based Lion, Sanchez and Osuna gonna bounce back, r-right?
>>64123884
Pic unrelated
>>64127467
Still a pretty young core, could always learn a new pitch or two yet, m-maybe Loup learns to throw a changeup...
>Teams are willing to give a guy $200M to a guy who drove in 60 runs and hit 3 dingers because he has a high UZR
>>64127370
>hire rickey as a 3B coach
>not 1B
what the fuck am i reading
>>64127534
13*
>>64127554
>that tightning grip
>>64127390
too bad samardzija is gone, sale is a pretty fiery guy though
trade quintana for ventura and bring back carlos zambrano
>>64127535
you're right senpai sorry
>>64127554
>>64127579
Rickey would be a better 3B coach. He would just send everyone home at all times.
>>64125828
Yeah who knows how they will turn out. At least Cashman is trying to make things happen and knows where the team needs improvement.
Has ESPN posted their preseason predictions yet?
>>64127654
Shut up
>>64127676
Right? Fuck baseball talk.
>>64127675
>youll never piss on her hair while she calls you daddy
ahem
Mike Zunino has a better batting average than Mike Trout's BA against Carson Smith.
>>64127705
Ahem
Shitattle traded Carson Smith for Wade fucking Miley
>>64127754
Relievers for starters who consistently throw 200 innings is worth it.
>>64127676
You're just here to shitpost?
>Offer to Chris Davis is off the table
What a fucking moron. He should fire his retarded meme agent.
>>64127813
I told you to shut up.
>>64127754
Wade was pretty reliable though tbqh with you Joe it was a reasonably fair grab for them.
>>64127840
KEK
E
K
>>64127848
kek
>>64127840
he wants heyward money while being 4 years older and playing an easier position
boras btfo tbpqhwyf
>>64127699
>Implying you wouldn't have girl's locker room role play with her
WHERE'S
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
What became of him?
>>64128084
telling chicks at the bar
>yeah I reached over and caught a homerun ball in the ALCS, Royals might not have won if it weren't for me
>>64128065
WIFE
Sorry I'm late guys. Will someone piss in my hair pls :s
>>64128125
Even tho the ball was clearly going to go over without him catching it and there's a good chance he could have knocked the ball back into the ballpark by reaching for it.
>>64127853
>MFW THE YANKEES PAY HIM $200 MILLION
>>64128179
Nah, we got Teix and Bird.
>>64128179
>With Teix and the much younger bird on the roster
for what purpose?
>>64128156
$284 haha, you can buy a house in Canada for that.
I guarantee this is the best poll of the offseason:
http://strawpoll.me/6232451
>>64128286
You can buy the shack that WSGS lives in for that.
>>64128156
>Personalized Jerseys
>People actually do this
>>64128377
did you read the back of the jersey BUDDY
>>64128405
I know what you were trying to do, it doesn't change the fact that people actually buy these
>>64128458
I was at the Jets game on Sunday and I saw a lot of people wearing those personalized Jerseys. It was sickening
>>64128505
It especially triggers me when it's for Yankee uniforms. They don't have last names on the uniform, don't put your own.
>Jets Game
I disapprove of this. Coughlin should've gone for the fucking field goal in the 4th
Royals Finalize 3 year 25 million deal with Soria
>Nats getting Chapman
Why do they want so many chokers in their bullpen?
>>64128729
But he never has cho.....oh.
>>64128623
Yeah I have 3 Jerseys that are Mantle, Joe D and Reggie Jackson. I don't like seeing people wearing Yankees stuff with names on the back.
Coughlin definitely should've went for the win and it was really a shitty win for the Jets but it was funny to see all the Jewish names on the back of the Giants fans Jerseys they had made.
>its been more than a day and Daddy Greinke hasn't shared details about his wet endeavors with the mentally unstable tumblrina
KEEP VOTING, COCK SUCKERS:
http://strawpoll.me/6232451
http://strawpoll.me/6232451
>>64128623
>Resd
Wew I remember that game
Lest we forget one of the golden moments of off-seasons past
Epic bullpen time:
Jonathan Papelbon
Aroldis Chapman
Kyle Farnsworth
Grant Balfour
John Rocker
Ugueth Urbina
Who would kill who? Who would survive?
>>64128729
pepelbon and chapman are going to physically abuse harper untill he forces his way out of the team
>>64128935
>John Rocker
pussy
>>64124026
>tfw started my new job today
>tfw working normal hours instead of 7p-3a
>tfw when I quit my old job before having another lined up 4chan made fun of me
>tfw 4chan isn't always right
Not making any more money but I'm not making any less either.
Feels good desu.
>>64128890
Who's the other Curry bro?
>>64128935
>Balf
>implying anything can match a cooked Strayan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX16WQjIWxY&sns=em
>>64128989
You were working til 3AM in the city?
>>64128810
Se comportan como putas ustedes, no les puedo contar nada sin que me caguen con memes.
>>64129154
CHISME CHISME CHISME
>>64129154
You can't tell a story as kinky as the one you told and not expect questions to be asked m8
>>64129154
CHISME MUCHACHO
>>64129154
Eres puto jejeje
DAILY
REMINDER
THE NEW YORK YANKEES ARE *******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR TO MAKE ANY FREE AGENT SIGNINGS THIS YEAR
*******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR
THE NEW YORK YANKEES LEGITIMATELY CANNOT AFFORD TO SIGN ANY FREE AGENTS
>>64129452
Aside from zimmerman and maybe maeda. Who is worth signing?Every spot is filled
>>64129222
What more is there to say? And if I said anything more you gays woukd report me and I would catch a ban for free.
>>64129154
PADRE MEMEKE CUENTANOS PUTO
>>64129628
lighten up puto.
>>64128161
Egoraptor pls
>>64129628
We're just taking the piss, mate
>>64129628
How much water you had, color of the piss, smell of the piss, length of the piss
You know, the deets
I got it guys
CF. Eaton
LF. Hyun Soo Kim
RF. >Alex Rios
3B. Nobuhiro Matsuda
2B. Lawrie
1B. Abreu
C. Navarro
DH. Melky
SS. Ruben Tejada?
SP. Quintana
lineup needs to happen at some point desu senpaitachi, 10 different countries.
though desu alex rios back in right field makes me want to hurl, also he was born in the US, also he's pretty shit in general
Maybe trade for max kepler or eddie rosario, the twins need pitching right? I'm sure the sox can trade for one of them
or maybe for jurrickson profar for ss instead
I just want some sort of meme team lads, is that too much to ask for???
>>64129143
Yeah dude. Ungodly hours for shit pay. At least now I'm on daytime trains with qt's instead of dead of night trains with the dregs of society.
goodnight /mlb/
>>64129897
Night darling
>>64129787
as a royals fan I think rios may have a little gas left in the tank. he was relatively good at the plate both before his hand injury and after he fully recovered. could see him pulling a .280 7 HR year or some shit (maybe more HR in a babby park). certainly not that great but could be serviceable i guess.
>>64129874
I can't imagine. Were you taking the F train then? I lived in Hoboken last year and had to take the PATH and almost got shot outside the station.
>>64129628
I seriously doubt you can get reported for NSFW words.
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/675119366330019842
>the current state of jose canseco
>>64130316
Canseco is based
>>64129986
My first year I lived off the 2, south Bronx local at night. Probably the only time I've actually felt threatened in 8 years of living here.
This year I moved and take the A. Better but still not great. I might be moving to jersey when my lease is up, if I don't get more money before the landlord raises my rent :/
>One team has offered Heyward at least $200M
>13 home runs and 60 RBIs
>>64130316
Steroids is a hell of a drug.
:^)
>>64130505
Man I can't imagine going up there at 3 in the morning. I grew up in midtown but moved over to Hobo to give it a shot. Its less expensive but you get what you pay for. I still paid 3k for a studio there.
>>64130554
>Career .268 BA
>Career .784 OPS
>>64130554
probably the Diamondbacks
>>64130793
b-but muh WAR
>>64130196
>Gardy with hair
>>64130316
Canseco's twitter is a gold mine
>>64131534
how big is her penis?
>>64131534
Post moar Bella Thorne sempai
>>64131601
That's all woman tbqhwyj
>>64131700
I don't believe you
>>64131725
Google her famalam
>>64131534
hes pretty handsome with hair
>>64131725
You don't fap to trannies as much as I do. She's female, it's all in the hips/legs and shoulders mane.
>>64131608
That's all I've got senpai
>>64131787
I would pee on Kacy Hill so hard
>>64131833
Well that's disappointing
>>64131891
DG put your trip back on
>>64131902
I'm still building up my file, so I'll probably have more of her soon. I'll have a lot to contribute once gamethreads come around.
>half the Twins won't speak English by next year
>>64131700
what's the j for
>>64132052
Joe
>>64132021
that's the dream senpai >>64129787
also give kepler
>>64131891
all over that hair
>>64132124
thanks I understand now
>>64131996
Can't wait fampai
>El Gay
>>64131996
Great! I like the Mexican fella in the gamethreads but i can only handle so much of the same Kate Upton pics
>>64131996
thats the fucking spirit m8
>>64132659
Is that sophisticated classy actress Sasha Grey? God I wish there were nudes of her but she's to classy to be caught naked on film.
>triple post
yeah i know BUT
Gee I wonder who that was!
>Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN 44s ago
Angels closing in on signing Jason Heyward. Reports indicate the contract will be for eight years just north of 200 million.
>>64132746
can't be Gronk, he's too autistic
>>64132730
I know man, serious dissapointment.
Although it is remarkable that in this sexualized age there are still actresses (and writers no less!) that dont need to take their clothes off to gather an audience.
Just look at that voluntary work. 10/10 would wait until marriage.
>>64132779
stop
>>64132779
are the angels just addicted to terrible contracts
>Davis has 150M offer from O's
>Heyward has 200M offer in hand
Neither of these clowns worth that much
>>64132746
>anonymous source
>>64132816
I feel like she would be boring in bed though. She would just want sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>64124026
Stop being a fucking nigger
>>64133107
dont underestimate that, one of the best parts of a relationship is the building of trust, the same thing happens in bed, opening up to new stuff together is what makes marriages last
>>64132746
I can't wait for his first ABs vs anonymous source
You know ones coming in
>tfw A's stove pretty much already turned off
2/10 offseason desu but I just want baseball back, senpai
>>64132779
>this is what anglel fans actually think
>>64124585
Salty as fuck pirate fan
>>64132875
>inflating the market with bullshit offers
This fucking off season man. Is there a bigger meme stat than WAR?
>>64133256
Watch the games from April 12-14.
Just a hunch.
tfw I still have an iPhone 4S
>>64133516
>tfw 4th gen ipad
life is suffering
>>64133107
She might be one of the worst people in the country
>>64133516
>tfw just got rid of my 4s
Got a samsung galaxy prime a few weeks ago. It's pretty decent.
>>64133657
That's not her. Quit assaulting her grace and class with some lookalike gutter slut that DG would piss on.
>>64130316
Canseco/Jaden Smith 2016
>>64133657
Stop. Slander is a crime.
>>64133806
would you dump your gf for her?
>>64133463
Well assuming Puig is still around by seasons' start. I have the feeling Doyers might do something WACKY like trade him to the AL for 10 prospects only for all of them to be busted over a dog fighting ring.
Oh those Dodgers.
>>64133806
What part of Mexico you from?
>>64134076
No. That would be unglentlemanly, I would deserve neither.
>>64134095
Beisbol would be less entertaining without the Dodgers.
>>64134096
"Safe Area"
>>64134095
I was hoping they'd kuck Mattingly and trade him to the Marlins.
>>64134697
At first I though that read mierda lol. But like that at her anon said, it'd be cool to diversify your folder though
>>64134849
I'm on it.
>>64134697
There is no "safe area" in south Mexico. You're basically in west Cuba. You still heading up to Toronto?
>>64134943
Probably, but thats still years away. ETA 2017 desu
And yes there is.
>>64134976
good luck man I remember how excited you were to get into Law School right? You'll have a realistic shot at sasha after that
>>64135123
Its a post-graduate thing. I'm already a lawyer.
And I'm taken nigga. No shots for me. Me a gud boy, I dun do nuffin.
>>64135175
So you would have to take the Bar in the US or Canada then?
>>64135429
Well, I'm planning on returning to Mexico desu. Unless I get a good job in Canada, then I'd take the Bar there.
>>64130554
>the Jason heyward is underrated meme grew to such a point that he's now the most overrated player in baseball
Wew
>>64135557
The "Chris Davis is worth 150M+" meme is worse tbqh
>>64135175
t-thanks for the meme amigo
we just recently started hating Beane as much as we hate Forst, Wolff, and Fisher desu
>>64135557
I think something close to 10/220 is a good deal for him desu with you senpai
>>64135699
no problem brah, this is an old meme from the WC game
you should read camus to learn to cope with the absurdity of rooting for the A's
>>64135785
I'm more of a Diogenes guy myself
It's not too bad, just a few decades long slump.
As soon as the jints lose popularity, we're a shoo-in for another ring
>>64136075
He's pretty based too.
I root for you whenever you're not playing the Yanks desu.
>>64136150
thanks, can't say I feel the same having 3x as many rings as the A's, and almost 7x their rings in Oakland.
But I have zero hostility torwards the Yanks.
At least >we aren't the Mariners.
>>64137388
GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEE
>>64137388
take butler back for a bucket of dubble bubble pls
>>64137388
Daily reminder of the Yankees/Royals alliance
>>64137807
Tbqhwymfftal I hope it's either you or the Ray's that win the AL east. Why is every team in the AL east so hateable?
Also if the rays win it's probably another year Lex doesn't kill himself in prison.
>>64137807
>tfw no ALbro alliance
now accepting applications
>>64137909
Always willing
why are a's girls so cute?
>>64137879
And I hope it's the Royals that keep blowing tfo of whoever comes out of the AL east in the playoffs until the Yankees get good again to be completely frank with you Todd-san.
>>64137960
accepted
>>64135506
Good luck man. I actually just got back from living in Florence and Abruzzo with my relatives
>>64137879
>not being a Yankees fan
>rooting for the Yankees
This your first season?
>>64138070
>Jays
>Red Sox
>Oreos
>Yankees
Literally the most hateable division in the MLB.
I can't stand Canadians and the Red Sox act just as bad as the Yankees but without any wins but like one relevant one to back it up so it makes them that much more insufferable.
As for the oreos I just can't stand Baltimore. Personal reasons.
>>64137807
why would you think there is a Yankees/Royals alliance?
>>64138270
There was during the playoffs
>>64138130
>roylel fans
>>64137967
I know right?
>>64138318
right
:^)
>>64138310
>implying jays fans aren't insufferable
>implying red sox fans aren't insufferable
>implying anyone from the city of baltimore isn't insufferable
>Yankees are insufferable but at least they have the wins to back it up
>implying anyone is a Rays fan but Lex.
I'd like the Rays to win, and if they don't Yankees. the rest can fuck themselves.
>>64138364
that's hilarious, coming from the worst fanbase in all of mlb
>>64138302
I guess. You guys were some of the coolest fans this season.
>>64138415
>Worst fanbase in MLB
So, are you a Jays, A's, Mets, Tigers, or Astros fan?
>>64138469 (You) #
or Tiki needs to turn his trip on
>>64138469
none of the above :^)
>>64138469
The Canadians were the worst fans by far this season. You couldn't even call them fans
>>64138130
I thought Yankees fans were pretty cool. I'm not bias or anything though.
Man we were comfy for the longest time tonight but some nigga turned shitposting back on
Oh well. Happy Winter Meetings lads. Cheers, and best of luck now, before you can all fuck off during regular season.
>>64138774
do you still have that screenshot of the GIDP?
>>64138796
Sorry I meant that for you
At the end of Moneyball:
>two years later the Red Sox won the 2004 World Series using the model pioneered by the Athletics.
Is this true?
>>64139007
I was just wondering the same thing. I couldn't find it, but I don't remember deleting it, so I'm not sure what the deal is.
>>64139065
Yeah. One of Billy Beane's dumbest mistakes was letting other teams know what his model was. Now he's back to square one with richer teams having the upper hand
>>64139065
Sox won the World Series obviously, wasn't because of a model that wasn't even pioneered by the A's
People just like to nonsensically give Billy Beane credit for anything for some reason
The man's an above average GM as of right now, has made a plethora of shitty trades and still doesn't quite understand proper swing or pitching mechanics and just grasps at statistical anomalies
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/14334670/philadelphia-phillies-select-tampa-bay-rays-tyler-goeddel-top-pick-rule-5-draft
So why didn't anyone tell me this was going on?
>>64129787
Who would the Sox give for Tejada
>>64139065
Yes
Also, Zito, Hudson, Mulder, Chavez, and Tejada never existed. The only reason that team was successful was because of Scott Hatteburg, Chad Bradford, and le genius meme stat man Billy Beane.
>>64138545
Tiki is busy shitting up /NFL/
>>64139134
>Who would the Sox give for Tejada
probably wouldn't need to be much at all considering they just signed asdrubal cabrera and still have flores as well, also tejada isn't that good
something similar to what they gave for lawrie, maybe even less. or if they want a major league guy maybe jennings I guess
>>64139107
Good talking to you again. Did you end up finishing school at A&M?
>>64139265
I still remember when Asdrubal Cabrera was a rookie. Everyone in Cleveland thought he would be Omar Vizquel 2.0. Sad that it didn't work out that way. Maybe it will with BASED Lindor.
>>64139296
You too man. I've got my first final tomorrow morning, so I've been studying for that. I'm still a Sophomore so I've got a couple of years left here
>>64139129
The movie's about sabremetrics being used as it was intended.
Obviously it wasn't enough to win the worlds eries for Beane, but the movie glorifies the 20 win streak more than anything.
It was an amazing feat that hadn't happened in ~70 years may never happen again, and the fact that he did it on a fraction of what other teams were spending made that streak even sweeter.
>>64138469
>A's
>mest
>tiggers
>stros
(You)
I-it matters what number a pitcher is 1-5?
>>64139430
Not him but tiger tripfags are some of the worst people on the face of the Earth
>>64139346
Good luck. I hope everything goes well man
>>64138421
they've only been fans for two seasons so we haven't had time to hate them
>>64139489
Thanks man
>>64139494
Most Jays fans were only fans for two months, but that was more than enough time to hate them.
>>64139430
I was naming off teams that have reasons to hate the royals in modern times
Royals have been so irrelevant for so long not many people have legit right to hate them much anymore.
>memeiors broke NBA undefeated streak this season
>even broke the A's 20 win streak
>everyone will not shut the fuck up about kekhoop
>I'm just waiting for April
>>64139559
They haven't yet.
Longest undefeated streak is 33 actually held by the 1977 lakers?
Or 76.
Might be 32, but still, memeiors only broke the undefeated start streak, not the longest win streak.
They're going to beat it tho.
>>64139475
Don't know if I've ever seen any of them. They never show up in game threads desu. Who should I look for?
>>64139558
Sheeeeit my bad. I read that the wrong way
>>64139590
Nohs was pretty bad but he left when his team went to shit last season.
>>64139612
Best part of this one honestly is how he puts giants in the garbage team then they go and beat the royals to win the world series that year, and then proceeds to say the royals are going down to the bottom next year which they promptly go and win the next years world series.
>>64139577
71 Lakers and they lost their 5th game.
I said UNDEFEATED streak.
>>64139559
>tfw apehoop season
When will the shining savior that is baseball come back to save us?
>>64139451
Have you been a Jays fan for longer than a season?
>>64139590
I forgot the trips but they made me hate the Tigers and that's something considering I had no feelings towards them at all before being in threads with them. They probably stopped showing up last year since the Tigers were shit. This was 2010-2012 though so I don't even know if they're still around.
How stupid will you feel when the mets beat the o's in the 2016 world series
>>64138130
>>64138364
Hey tbqh with you Joe I don't fucking like you fags either because you weren't comfy at all and you are 10x more obnoxious than us considering this was your only fucking series in 30 years.
So Dodgers are somehow off season 'losers' because Greinke and Chapman weren't signed?
Was the trade deadline today? Because if I remember correctly Dodgers are still rich as fuck and allowed to trade.
Unbelievable that Los Angeles is going to start 2016 as the divisions underdogs.
>>64139921
>Two_chokers.jpg
>watching The Simpsons
>street sign named Simpson Dr in captcha
>>64139921
It blows my mind how you always find a way to dig the hole even deeper.
Keep at it buddy.
>>64139921
Go back to bed DG. Everything will be fine in the morning.
>>64139808
This meme only serves to embarrass both organizations. Although I don't think the metz could be anymore humiliated.
Collins is probably going to continue to get roasted by his own city and Harvey won't ever pitch as post season game in his career again, let alone a world series.
>El Gay Doyers
>>64139965
>doesnt think the mets could get more humiliated
>mets kek the fuck out of doyers when you posted that they were a bye week
Youre pretty much the worst dodger fan since George Lopez. I hate being in the same fanbase as you faggots
>>64139998
>>mets kek the fuck
When you can form a sentence without holding a meme between those two cunt lips that you call a mouth you'll be allowed to reply to me.
Why don't you go back to being a faithweather fuck like 90% of the other Dodger 'fans' who post here only praising the team during their playoff push.
None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
>>64139959
I've been in this situation before.
Thank god my donger is small so its not that visible.
How do I get into baseball history?
>>64140173
Check out sites like baseball-reference and Fangraphs, that's a good starting point
>>64140173
Don't. It's a black hole devoid of emotion and happiness tbqh with you Joe.
But otherwise, just watch the games and don't be a dick bro. Baseball is the GOAT comfy sport. Even the most bandwagoned obnoxious teams (typically the ones currently winning the most out of nowhere like Royos/Blue Gays) aren't nearly as bad as say the football/hockey/basketball bandwagon crowds.
tbqh with you Joe, just enjoy it for what it is: a sport that's meant to be watched in peace and relaxation, sometimes preferably as background noise.
>>64139965
Since you've LITERALLY never been right about anything before, I guess the Mets are confirmed for being the 2016 World Series champions
>>64139836
Which one are you?
>>64140225
Agree. Basedball GOAT multitask sport. Carry out your business, tune in and out as the game allows.
Also makes it one of the best radio sports.
>>64137960
Here's an Indians qt for our new ALliance, senpai
What do you think of my hat?
>>64140299
Don't talk to me.
>>64140353
Why are Boston sports fans so insufferable?
>>64140362
Because pic related
>>64140362
tbqh with you Joe I don't even understand why you are so booty ravaged right now
>Tfw I know the Angels are going to do something really stupid
>again
Can't wake up
>>64140370
Never seen that before. That looks kinda cool, I guess
>>64140385
besides paying some coke addict to keep your team out of the playoffs?
>>64140392
It's authentic and used to be worn by Analslime on the field
>>64140383
In 10 years or less all of your cities sporting teams will go back to being completely irrelevant and all the fans who don't know what losing feels like will be hilarious to watch.
>tfw can't sleep
>tfw no baseball
Who /ByeWeek/ here?
>>64139451
In japan the ace gets 1 if its not retired
>>64140439
>In 10 years or less all of your cities sporting teams will go back to being completely irrelevant and all the fans who don't know what losing feels like will be hilarious to watch.
And you're calling ME obnoxious?
Ok there Joe
>>64139708
Tigers fan
>>64140551
but that's fucking wrong.
>>64140551
The Japanese ace is given the number 18.
>>64140173
Ken burns all nine innings
None of you are funny.
This is a countrys team, not a game.
>>64140590
>Saying joe in every one of his posts
>Implying anyone else is obnoxious
I mean jussaying Joe.
>>64140609
>Fake japan nigga telling me lies
>>64140611
>Implying I'm gonna believe a dodgers fan
>>64140609
おはよう。日本人ですか?
>>64140623
tbqh with you Joe, what does that have to with anything, let alone being obnoxious?
Not getting good vibes from you right now Joe.
>>64140634
lol
>>64140634
You know he isn't. Unless you are "him" with a proxy, and are samefagging to start some fake dialogue between you and a jap.
Also
>か
>?
bruh
>>64140650
they use question marks after ka tho senpai
>>64140632
You watch too much anime, 外人.
#1 is ace for high schoolers
#18 for professionals
>tfw you'll never take your team to Koshien.
>>64140634
日本人じゃねぇぞ。留学生。
>>64140650
>か?
It's actually becoming more and more common among Japanese peoples.
>>64140662
Not really. It's a question particle, so the ? is implied. Most of the time the sentence ends with a 。, using a ? is redundant.
>>64140664
What uni you studying abroad at famm.
>>64140664
Thanks for the clarifications
>>64140632
My general knowledge of Baseball and Baseball IQ is higher than 98% of everyone here.
>>64134075
I've always liked the crooked/wishbone 70s era C more than the elongated block C they went with, but not a fan of the feathers on that one.
The mockup of Moses Cleaveland as Chief Wahoo is kinda interesting.
>>64137960
A lot of similarities tbqh. Makes sense.
>>64140320
Nice.
>>64140664
どこに勉強しますか。僕は7ヶ月に日本語をべんきょうしましたでもあんまりできない。
>>64140320
>>64131534
The amount of closet pedophiles itt is incredible.
>>64140720
Oh bullshit you've been studying it for 7 months, mr google translate.
>>64140711
Watersports =/= Baseball
>>64140749
lol
>>64140746
google translate jyanai ;_;
>>64140740
Bella Thorne is only two years younger than me.
Here's your (you)
>>64140762
First off, it's janai, not jyanai, because じゃ is ja.
Second off, ya you are.
>あんまり
>7ヶ月
>that mess of grammar
>>64140740
Said the perverted piss fetishist who takes advantage of young, mentally ill girls
>>64140784
>So being a 21 year old pedophile into preteen girls is okay?
>Bella Thorne just turned 18 less than a month ago and I'd seen that webm for a while.
>age is just a number
>Lol
lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bella_Thorne
Thorne was diagnosed with dyslexia in the first grade. She is currently being home-schooled after previously attending a public school, where she had suffered peer abuse.[9]
>>64140320
I like it fan
>>64140784
>18
>preteens
>21 years old is two years older than 18
>>64140784
post pics of the little slut ese
>>64140782
i literally only used google translate to remember that study was benkyou. my grammar is just that bad, i suppose.
and fuck you, jya is the same as ja and is actually used in romanizations. why do you keep trying to display how much you know about japanese while being wrong.
>>64140784
>21 is two years older than 18
lel
>>64140799
>extremely attractive + famous
>peer abuse
Sure
>>64140717
That's an odd one.
>>64140823
First off, the actual verb is べんきょうする because the suru is an active attachment
Second off, no fucking romaji equivalents translate じゃ as jya you daft imbecile
And because you trying to post to yourself in a proxy to show off how cool you are about speaking another language is pathetic. Especially when it's WRONG.
And don't bullshit, you translated the entire sentence.
>>64140740
hmm...
New bread where?
We're arguing about correct Japanese verb-age and pedophilia right now.
Never change, /mlb/
>>64140841
I'm not even the Japanese proxy guy, and I didn't fucking use google translate buddy. I'm trying to tell you, my Japanese just must be that bad.
and what is wrong with typing anmari instead of amari?
>>64140841
Also, I forgot to mention the use of でも as an in-between "but" when it isn't. That was another grammatical flaw.
>>64140861
You should be ashamed for imitating R.Kelly tbqh
>>64140861
(you)
>>64140888
>46 posts early
wew lad, patience is a virtue
>>64140851
more info on DG's trip to LA with his dad's
http://www.gayfamilytrips.com/la-with-your-little-angels/
>>64140874
I've taken 101, pally, cut me a fucking break.
>>64140870
Ya you are.
>and what is wrong with typing anmari instead of amari?
Anmari is accentual slang used with those close to you in an informal manner, which is really rude to someone you just met, and that google translate comes up with.
>I learned the language, I swear!
>I'm not some proxy-samefagging fraud
lmao look at this kek.
>>64140834
Yeah, wouldn't want it as an official logo but not a bad imitation of the original.
http://www.sportslogos.net/logos/view/2269/Cleveland_Indians/1973/Primary_Logo
>>64140941
Those are some good looking fags.
>>64140903
Thanks for the class, sensei. remind me never to try practicing near you again.
>>64140923
Yeah. Now that hat just pukes 1980s
>>64140947
Well you said "日本語をべんきょうしましたでもあんまりできない。"
Which means you literally can't study it. So I guess practicing it was out of the question from the get go.
But you know what you can do? Work on your google translate skills :3
>>64140945
would you piss in their hair, DG?
>>64140962
>their
>using agender transphobic slang
fuck off shitlord
>>64140958
>weaboos
not even that fake weaboo you're arguing with either lmao
>>64140958
>>64140947
will both of yall niggas shut the fuck up
>>64140974
>agender transphobic slang
Pretentious as fuck.
>>64140979
>remind ME to never try practicing near YOU
>not even that fake weaboo
You sure about that familia?
>>64140980
he started it
>>64140880
So had you been in my position you would have just refused to do it?
Idk if I'm being reverse trolled or if you guys are actually supporting pedophilia over curious consensual sex between two adults.
>>64127554
>tfw really want to buy a zunino jersey even though he's shit
>>64140999
You better watch out, the janitor will come and tickle you in your sleep, tbaqhwyf
>>64140954
It's amazing what they put out there and people actually buy. For instance every team has an officially licensed Star Wars collection.
http://shop.mlb.com/category/index.jsp?categoryId=62100146
>>64141005
No, I just wouldn't be that much of a goddamn idiot to get myself in a situation like that.
>>64140991
positive
I don't pretend to be a fishhead
野球を大好きです〜ーーー
>>64141015
Now that's just asinine. Then again, some dude developed a chart of StarWars themed NFL teams and helmet logos.
>>64141030
Kill yourself, weeb.
>>64141043
this is me btw
>>64141030
>を
You realize you have to use が with すき or きらい right?
>>64141046
You can have this track jacket for only $60 +shipping&handling.
>>64141111
I actually kind of want the NY Jews ballcap
>>64141046
I'd buy a New York Jews hat
>>64141124
>>64141126
*rubs hands together*
>>64141126
Imagine the bantz just wearing that bastard to Yankee Stadium
>>64141015
I know what i'm buying myself for Christmas now.
>>64141154
literally like another shoah and 9/11 combined
>>64141166
http://www.mywesternwall.net/2013/10/10/new-york-jews-baseball-cap-where-to-get-one.html
>>64141111
Is this suppose to be offensive?
>>64141509
Check ur priv pig skin
>>64139612
Did he killed himself?
>>64130554
>>64130793
>HRs
>RBIs
>BA
>OPS
MEME
S
T
A
T
S
fuck off gramps
>>64142810
Some team will offer heyward 200 for 8 years with an opt out after 4. If he does go to the Nats I think that severely hurts their chances of resigning harper. I guess it's irreverent because he'll probably goto the Yankees, Giants, Cubs or Dodgers anyways.
>>64142810
> He thinks being the best at a position that fields 2-3 balls per game (under 10% of all batters) matters.
> He doesn't know defense and baserunning peaks at 24-26
> He thinks the 76th best hitter in baseball is worth $200M.
OK dude.
>>64143515
Heyward could play Centre no problem. Centre is one of the most important positions along with SS and C. He's won 2 consecutive gold gloves and hit around .300 last year.
I guess spending 206 million on a 32 year old is a better idea.
>>64129967
>tfw Rios had a .271 average with ((6)) RBI in the postseason
>>64123402
Why do you guys care some much about the guy? DG/LB aint that bad. Hell, NoHS, who inspired one of the funniest /sp/ irony pics I've ever seen didn't half as much shit as him after last season.
>anyone got that pic btw?
dont have it on this comp (the 2014 one about the royals as a fluke and they'd fail to make the playoffs, and only playing well because they're playing shitty teams like the Giants)
>please sign in STL today Heyward please!!!!!
I was also hoping AJ would sign a 1-2 year deal with the Sox to finish his excellent career, but after his based performance last year ATL got him back. Maybe next year...
>>64139612
>Didn't realize they play the exact same teams every year
>>64143515
heyward can play center no problem man and his productions with the bat is good
He's an elite defender and has good bat
who /watchedthesharksigningannouncementandhypedasfuck/ here
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