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SEA: Working on trade for Adam Lind
CHW: May likely be acquiring Lawrie for prospects
BAL: Parra sweepstakes getting underway
ARI: Will not chase Mike Leake
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Daily Reminder
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>>64101636
>CHW: May likely be acquiring Lawrie for prospects
didn't realize we had any of those prospect things
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DIPOTO

TRADE FOR LIND ALREADY, I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP
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DAILY REMINDER PAPA KERSHAW LIKES TO PISS ON WOMEN
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o r e o s
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Sorry guys, I've been in full study mode for finals the past week and a half. Can someone sum up the stove since Thanksgiving? In return, have some ass.
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>tfw GM's cooking up late night trades

we /realniggahours/ now
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>>64101679
The Dbacks went full meme
Jerry Dipoto is a trade madman
The Marlins want to trade everybody, but their asking prices are so high, no one will work with them.
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When will we see a dabb walkoff or single Homerun? Dabb >>>>> batflip

https://youtu.be/C4QFjzbRJBg
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jose fernandez is literally the best pitcher in the game right now
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>>64101700
So the Dbacks are last year's Padres?
I'll go look at the trades now.
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Your team can acquire one player from any other team without any repercussions or negativity

Who do you select for your team and why
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>>64101759
mike trout because he's the best obviously
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Cubs swipe Zorbrist while dumping Castro to the Yankees.

Who wants to bet that Castro regresses into a bust next season?
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Give us Gordon already, you kansas city memes
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>>64101773
as long as he maintains a high pop-out rate he'll hit 40 home runs
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Threadly reminder that eternal "4th place" O's have had more all stars than the Red Sox one (1) (pic related, SS stater) this year
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Discuss.
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>>64101825

discuss
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>>64101825
Bye week
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>>64101827
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>>64101827
>reminder that daddy greinke only dates girls who had daddy issues and force him to pee on them and call them his mommies
>reminder that daddy greinke has daddy issues and he was penetrated by both of his daddies in his youth
>he is just a person though
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>"just one more coach"
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>>64101896
>"I'll give ya two more"
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>>64101905
>"jej not agen"
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>>64101925

>sorry coach
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>>64101942
>"If only I had someone to piss in my hair"
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>>64101947
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>>64101817
SHUT UP YOU LITERALLY MEMELORD YOU DO'T HAVE A REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGHT TO TALK TO ME
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Find me a worse infield in baseball.
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>>64101970

can do
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>>64101966
Escobar was the superior shortstop. America agreed.
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>>64101947
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>>64101759
le missing ring man because I want to see him and Trout on the same team.
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>be kershaw
>be kershit in game 1
>be kershaw
>be kershaw in game 4
>greinke picks you up and his shit in game 5
>doydoy 300 mil down the drain

Where were you when the Doyers got c.ucked again?
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>>64101993
Right here, watching them strangle each other
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>>64101723
Won't matter much with his mechanics
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>>64102032
what a slut
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>>64102032
bitch gets AROUND goddamn Mr. Met put yo damn wife in line
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>>64102032
JUST
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>>64101725
Dbacks already had a better team than last year's Padres (before amd after the Padres made moves).

Trading Inciarte sucks for them, but getting Shelby Miller just might pay off
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>>64102105
why is Mrs. Met bald?
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Tell me about Adam Lind
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Can someone explain to me the members of an MLB front office and what they each do?
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>>64102375
Just the important ones of course. And no I don't know how to google
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I predict my team will win between 43 and 116 games
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I want whatever shit that makes someone think Arrieta will pitch lower than 3.5 next year. The guy had aberration. Be glad if he does that, get 12 wins, and pitches 200 again.
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>>64102554
thank you for saving my webum, I wish you find yourself a nice Shelia
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>>64103032
I'm actually gonna make a version of it where it starts off with Kershaw throwing the curve instead of just Adams swinging it to the fence.
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Multiple
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>>64102554

obligatory remix
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what are the m's doing?

>just let 2 starters and closer go
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>>64103133
They let the closer go weeks ago. Where've you been
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>>64103119
>tfw I made this
The only good thing I've done in my life desu
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>>64103281
>webm not even 1 second long
>hard to make

You still did good bud.
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>>64103170

they just traded Carson Smith yesterday. He was a closer. The main closer after Rodney was traded to the Cubs
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>>64103281

Your 1s webm has given me hours of laughter
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Are the diamondbacks contenders now?
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>>64103321
Tom Wilhelmsen was their closer for the rest of the season after they put Carson back as the set-up man. They had already replaced Tom with Benoit for closer a few weeks ago.
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>>64103408
They'll be the 2015 offseason World Champion San Diego Padres of next year.
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>>64103133
>trey cochran-gill
Literally who?
I just know they fucked themselves by taking Scribner
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>>64103530
some AA shitter who hit a wall. JeDi cucced you guys and you don't even know it yet.
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>>64103515
I thought the nationals won the offseason last year?
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>>64103551
Enjoy watching Scribner give up a homer literally every other mound appearance he makes
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>>64101759
Kershaw because it hurts a division rival (in the regular season) and helps my team (in the regular season)
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>>64101759
Madbum obviously
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>they actually traded Castro

Cubs gamethreads will never be the same again. It was a nice run, friends.
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>>64103588
I went two seasons watching Fernando Rodney. It'll be okay
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>>64103665
>>64103686
>imagining a team with both Bumgarner and Kershaw
MY GOD IT'S FULL OF STARS
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Kek, Matt Vasgersian is absolutely shitting on Heyward this morning, a career 260ish hitter who's only hit more than 20 HR once wants a ten year 500 gorillion dollar deal?! the fuck outta heah
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>>64103712
He didn't deserve this Swede bro;-;
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>>64101759
Trout
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>>64103864
Vasgersian was always retarded m8. Hayward is actually worth 200 mil
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>>64103864
He's 26. He's literally in his prime right now. I would rather pay an everyday player 30 opposed to a pitcher.
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>>64103961
Agreed my snow brother
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>>64104006
Has there been any reports on what teams have shown legit interest? I heard the angels are interested and probably willing to spend a metric fuckton of money.
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>>64101966
#bostonmad
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>>64101970
too late to walk it back now DG, just let it go
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>>64104161
JUST
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>The Marlins “discussed a deal” with Arizona that would have brought back Corbin, Swanson, Inciarte, Blair, and infielder Brandon Drury.
>That deal only “collapsed” when Arizona struck its trade with the Braves.
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>>64104122
As far as I know the front runners appear to be the cubs and cardinals but those are only reports
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>Want to buy pic related for my dad for Christmas
>Can only find crappy tiny prints
>Signed print on ebay is like $200
Fug
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>>64104301
Are the Cubs becoming the new dodgers? If they sign heyward to an outlandish contract they have to be top 2.
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>>64104365
Nice
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>>64104365
Forgot pic
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>>64104366
Yes but they have a little less more money but a way better right now and for the foreseeable future than the Dodgers
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>>64104415
Way better team*
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>>64104415
>Yes but they have a little less more money
Not having to pay extra because you're not in California would close that gap a bit
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>>64104415

When they renegotiate their TV deal they're going to be absurdly rich. AZ gained 1.5 billion in their new contract this year, the Cusb will dwarf that.
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>>64104415
This is true. The Cubs actually have a good team. The lester signing was a bit cringeworthy though.
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>>64104435
Yeah for sure. I forgot to consider that
>>64104444
How ya doing aj?
>>64104447
I wasn't a fan of that signing either desu. A little overrated
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>>64104372
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>>64104372
>>64104365
Might just do this, but I really like the Norman Rockwell painting...
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>>64104473

Well, reading some /k/ while monitoring this boring trade talk.
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>>64104473
It's another prime example of why signing a 30 year old to a massive contract isnt usually worth it.
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>David Cameron @DCameronFG
>I wonder if Zack Greinke is going to see this trade and ask to void his deal.

>David Cameron @DCameronFG
>After thinking about it for a few minutes, Shelby Miller trade is Erik Bedard trade. Team gets good pitcher in trade they'll regret quickly.

>last years padres
>doyers in general
>jints
>d-bags

Why is the NL West so retarded?

The rockies are ok i guess
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>>64104519
I'm losing hope everyday in the white Sox ;_;
>>64104525
Yeah a little. I mean I like the price signing but with Lester I think he was overrated because his relationship with Theo
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>>64104568
Rockies will never develop pitching and become a god tier team:/
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>>64104571

I got hyped last year during the off season signings and the team was complete garbage. I have no expectations for this season, they'll probably suck ass, but who knows, did anyone expect the 05 team to win big? I'm just happy to see the Royals losing people.
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>>64104571
The price signing was weird. Price is one of the best pitchers in the league no doubt. I just find it hard signing a pither to that kind of money because at most they'll pitch 30 to 35 games. An everyday player has a much larger impact. But if you're Boston money doesn't matter.
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>>64104630
Me to. I hope they can be good enough for a wild card which I think they are good enough to do. They still have a good young core.
>>64104648
Agreed 100% only reason it happened because boston is rich af. I honestly think Toronto would have had a chance if AA wasn't run out of town
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@Joelsherman1 23m23 minutes ago
#Cubs finished 2d for Shelby Miller. Were willing to include Soler. But Atl liked #Diamondbacks deal too much to pass up

Jesus fuck. I'm glad they didn't do this. I will live and die by Based Jorge Soler.

>Atl liked #Diamondbacks deal too much

I think EVERYONE liked the deal too much for Atlanta. Frankly, Miller for Swanson was enough.
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SIZZLING

DIPOTO

WE NEED INTERVENTION BIG FELLA
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>>64104825
>The city of Jesus Montero
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>>64104771
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>>64101993
desu the only way the dodgers were making a WS appearance that year was if someone put a hit on Mattingly he is a shitlord
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>>64104771
Low obp guy who is lazy
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>>64102105
>>64102199
that was a photo taken for gay pride day this is Mrs Met
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>>64104858

>not changing the name to KEK CAST

>>64104874

Who are "tons of young, naive baseball players with immense potential," Alex?
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>>64104875
>keked so hard you become a faggot

america's future
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>>64104648
Teams think of him as a player that will make the rest of the pitching staff/team better due to his work ethic, attitude, etc.
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>>64104685
No way Rogers executives would have signed off on that. I believe Rogers is one of the richest owners in the majors and they still can't commit to players. The Jays have i think the 10th highest payroll so their not a small market team by any means. Rogers is worth roughly 30 billion dollars. You're telling me they can't fork up a an extra 30 to 40 million a year on salary? That's such a small peice of the pie.
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dubs and the mets sign something other than a waffle this offseason
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>>64105024
>america's future
Sweden's present
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>>64104997
What is trade bait
>>64105152
Yeah, everyone always talks about how good they would be if ownership wasn't cheap and actually spent to improve the roster. At least your not TB or Oakland
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Damn we got Lind for practically nothing
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>>64105280
The most frustrating part for us is seeing Boston and New York spend money on players. Meanwhile rogers is one of the biggest companies in Canada.
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>>64105166
We're just living the Madoff lifestyle.
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Zack Greinke has nice hair.
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>>64105551
so do you paco
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The Braves still haven't been arrested after that mugging yesterday.

#DBACKLIVESMATTER
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>>64104825
>low level prospects
I'm okay with that. We have the first not completely shit 1B since like Olerud (not counting Branyan's fluke year). Mariners have no farm system besides the top 5, so you're getting shit no matter who you take.
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>>64105615
You'll be happy with Lind. I always liked him when he was a Jay.
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>>64105392
Yup. Funny thing was I always heard how Rogers was cheap so I looked up and surprised how much they're worth. It's dumb how conservative they're trying to be when there window is now
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>>64105653
And how much are they worth exactly (I want people ITT to know how big of jews they are)
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>>64105665
Wikipedia says they're worth 7 billion.
4th in Canada
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>>64105568
thanks, its really soft to the touch and malleable.
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>>64105693
I think you're referring to Edward Rogers who is worth 7.4 billion. Rogers Communications is the owner of the Jays. Rogers Communications is worth roughly 31 billion dollars.
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>>64104372
My dad has this, signed.
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Will Dodgers finally sign Gallardo?
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@suntimes_sports
Report: #Braves were asking for Kris Bryant in potential Shelby Miller deal #Cubs
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>>64105835
Oh my bad. That he was someone from that family or something
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Did the spirit of DG kill itself after yesterday's BTFO'ing
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Damn, Dexter Fowler's wife has a phat ass.
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>>64106351
muh dik
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>>64106351
Based
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Whats your opinion on paying relievers big money?
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>>64106656
Pay them in tuna tbcwuk
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>@Ken_Rosenthal
Source: #STLCards claim minor-league LHP Jayson Aquino on waivers.

S T O V E
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I S
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H O T
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any brahs high as fuck from that dank playing mlb the show 15 getting trade updates on the celly?

>mfw
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@Ken_Rosenthal

>Source: Heyward to Cubs.
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>>64107015
stop
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>>64107015
>@Ken_Rosenthal
>Source: Fernandez going to Jays for Dickey, Thole, Smoak and Saunders

Ebin, simply ebin
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>>64107136
On a more serious note, what do you think the Jays would have to give up in order for this kid? The Marlins seem to want only ridiculous trades and I bet some poor retard will agree.
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what in the fucking shit is wrong with the Arizona FO
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>>64107373
They have extra money from a TV deal so they've been shopping.
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>>64107373
>even-year Giants
>Dodger payroll
cash-fueled desperation
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So how good of a deal could the Orioles get if they traded Britton soon while everybody is massively overpaying for everything?

I like Britton but if O'Day can take the closer role, I don't think the Bullpen would be that much worse off, especially if it means we can get a starter or fielder who isn't hot garbage.
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>>64107157
Stroshow + Dolan
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>>64107373
>get Grienke a bit overpriced desu but still get him
>hope for the first time since 2000
>TRADE 5 FUCKING PLAYERS for a single pitcher , Overrated fucking pitcher
>5 players when grieneke just said he joined the team because he likes their prospects more than Dodgers
Pitcher doesn't win games
A team wins games and dbacks went from improved to regressed badly holy shit what a collapse
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For 80 million a year

Wew

These are like poor hoodrats all of a sudden becoming rich and spending it all away loke idiots
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>>64107510
Meant for >>64107423
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>>64107480
I think it's all irrelevant. The dbacks have to compete with the dodgers and giants. Goodluck with that.
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>>64107510
Oh its fucking retarded. Who in their right mind thinks a pitcher is worth 34 million a season. Pure fucking retardation.
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>>64107442
Teams I think have good value for us for Britton (and want closer)
>Cubbies
>Houston
>whoever else wanted chapman

I don't see the O's selling him though. O's could have a chance to make Wild Card at least if they were willing to put 150 on Davis, and now putting it on other bats instead.
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by the end of the winter meetings Arizona's lineup will be entirely pitchers.

Their outfield, basemen, and batters will all pitch for them as well.
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>>64107668
actually, rethought everything.
Orioles are actually good at making elite relievers. Maybe they could trade for outfield or starting pitching.
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>>64107763
>Orioles are actually good at making elite relievers. Maybe they could trade for outfield or starting pitching.

Will trade Carl Crawford for some relievers, plz
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>>64107870
LOL

no

fuck you
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>>64107870
>Crawford back in the AL East
>except this time NOT on my team

I am ok with this
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>>64107905
Stay in the basement then faggot.
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>>64107982
None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
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>tfw no one will take Sale anymore because the asking price would be too high thanks to the dbags

sale is like 3 times more valuable than shelly miller
it would literally take the dodgers, red sox or cubs entire farm


fuck you dbags
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>this loathsome fucking piece of shit gets a twitter account

What the fuck? Twitter, what the hell happened to your integrity.

God, never rushed to block some faggot quicker than i did this avian freakshow

This is who im talking about by the way (disclaimer: you might puke from how disgusting it it) :

https://twitter.com/oriolebird/status/674680087703367680
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CJ Wilson is reddit incarnated.
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>>64108030
Crashing this market

With no survivors
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>>64108030
I endorse this message.
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>>64108421
where is the dbags logo?
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>>64108569
You don't get to bring logos
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>Cardinals develop, scout, and draft really well
>Sitting on a fuckton of cash
>Scared to spend a dime on a free agent
>Gyorko is the biggest news
>Claim some High A pitcher off waivers

Fucking Jewitt. Stop thinking all your money is going to follow you to your grave. Fuck.
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Joel Sherman @Joelsherman1 2m2 minutes ago
Confirmed Walker to #Mets pending medical review, small other matters
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>Cash talking Miller with Doyers and Astros

I wonder what fit could there be.
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Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 9s10 seconds ago
Source: #Mets agree to trade Niese to #Pirates for Walker, pending medical reviews.
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>>64109053
Its called smart moves you fucken beta. Sit your ass down you fucken casual

Already one draft pick with lackey( hahahha fuck the cubs) and another in the wings with heyward. Mozeliak letting these niggas eat while hes planning to feast. This shit is chess not chelers you filthy animal
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>tfw your teams offseason is pretty much done already
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How do you determine if your team's farm system is good or not?
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>>64109132
Good deal for the Mets.

>>64109286
Check FanGraphs
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>>64109167
I've been a devoted Cardinals fan since 2006. Fuck you. We can't just sit here while these other teams get better. We're losing the offseason.
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This seems like a pretty even trade for Mets/Pirates. Pirates rotation is still kind of meh tbqh, but Niese is ok. Mets don't spend huge on a 2B.
Everyone is happy.
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ding dong the niese is dead
really good trade, unwanted pitching depth for an actual 2nd baseman
how's walker on defense?
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>>64109215
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>John Axford
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Anybody want Crawford or Andre Ethier? We'll take a bag of chips
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>>64109391
Probably better than Murphy
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>>64109520
we'll give you brian matusz for ethier and puig
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>>64109520

I'd rather keep my bag of chips, thank you very much.
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>>64109520
can I just pee on you instead?
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http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2015/12/mets-pirates-trade-neil-walker.html
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>>64109545
>we'll give you brian matusz

We'll do it for Ethier and CC straight up
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>>64109617
nope, gotta be ethier and puig

I'M ON THE CLOCK HERE
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>>64109365
Niese I find so annoying, he's always pitching like an ace until someone makes an error behind him and he gives up six runs in an inning


As much as he frustrates me, I wish him well
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>>64109656

CC and our star reliever Yimi Garcia
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Hey guys, just doing some mindless stat-analyzing. Overall, would you consider A-Rod's primary career position as SS or 3B?
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>>64109520
>Andre Ethier
No one will take based dre from us

he will retire a dodger if everything goes according to plan
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>Happ contract is too much
>Niese contract is fine
I'm sure that extra $5 million over 3 years is going to be huge. Maybe they can give it to Corey Hart to be on IR for 2 more years.
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>>64109709
He really started to inject offense into his game while playing shortstop, but his performance enhanced greatly as a third baseman. I would say 3B.
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>>64109734
>No one will take based dre from us

I'd love for the team to get rid of CC but nobody other than us is retarded enough to take him and his god awful contract. The Red Sox fleeced us really fucking good, even got a championship out of it. I think CC is being paid an obscene amount of money till 2019
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>>64109320
>since 06
Nigga I been a cardinals fan since berf
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>>64109457
Gotta chop some tendies on that cookie plate and pepe on the feet instead of cookie monster
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>mfw Jed Hoyer's twitter account
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>>64109320

The Cardinals will be fine even with just their core season. I think the hitting will be at least average or above after being pretty shitty after June last season. Pitching will be solid, but Jaime Garcia worries me, the guy is unreliable as fuck. he's either completely on or off.

I think getting Heyward should be a big priority, but I don't want to see some absurd 10 year 20+ million a year bullshit happen either. I really like multi-tool players like him, but he's not a 20 million a year guy. This is just a pretty weak non-pitcher FA offseason so his price is going to be inflated.
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>>64107668
>>64107763
I still have a bad feeling Britton gonna regress this year. Not like a Johnson/Strop collapse but I can't see him being as bulletproof as he was for the past two seasons.

And indeed someone pls take Matusz, even Papi can hit off him now and that's the only reason we've kept him this long
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>>64110526

>2009
Spanking it.

>2015
Still spanking it.

>2016
You know it.
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>>64110157

so has he
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>>64109792
I love how Crawford can't be traded to the yankees

>If traded, club acquiring Crawford may not subsequently trade him to NY Yankees
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So, who won the deal? Mets? Pirates? Is it a wash?
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>Chris Davis hasn't taken that $150M offer
Are he and Boras retarded? No one is but is Orioles are going to pay that much for him.
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Awwshi /mlb/ rev up yours gets, septs are coming up :^)
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Cubs WS Confirmed
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>>64111001
Mests
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O's get
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>>641111111
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>>64107476
More like Stroman, Sanchez, Osuna and Pentecost and whatever picks they can dig up plus a Rogers exec has to handle Lorias shrunken ballsack for a full 15 minutes
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>>64111029
He doesn't want to play in niggermore
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>>64105166
>>64109132
dubs never lie
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The Mets got Neil Walker

Does anyone even care?
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>>64111344
>Not getting Neil Sprinter

Cheap ass Wilpons at it again
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Are /nfl/ trips gayer than DG?
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>>64104568
EVEN YEARS
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>>64111344
I like the move only if they do something with the money they were going to give to zobrist. They need a bat badly
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>>64111029
>>64111203
biggest baltilel contract ever offered too.
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>>64111697
This gif never gets old
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>>64111203
Shit, I'd play in Kenya for $150 million
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>>64112040

it reminds me of Andrian Beltre
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>>64111029
No some other GM will cum his pants over davis and offer him 170 for 7 years.
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>>64112077
150 million tho
kek if he doesn't choose baltimore
more keks for the team losing the 1st draft pick
millions of keks if he loses a 1/3rd of money.

Sounds like he's waiting to return home, but texass has too many 1st basemen to sign his ass.
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>>64112302
What am I seeing here?
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>>64110685
>but he's not a 20 million a year guy

When you factor everything in. Age, bat, defense, glove, speed, he is easily a 20mil+ guy. Now, if he was 29 or 30? Most definitely not. 15mil.

If Heyward was smart, he should do a 10yr, but have opt outs after the 4th or 5th year, and then cash in again.
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>>64111698
Eh, I've felt this whole time the Mets don't really need a big signing at 2B. Herrera's done nothing but improve this past year. Anyone else see that 10 pitch at-bat he had against Aroldis Chapman near the end of the season?
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>>64106351
We need to resign this guy

>Baez will play centre in winter league
>por que
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>>64109788
lel
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>>64112393

My guess is that he's looking for a long term contract (and he should be considering he's one of the best FAs this off seasonand there are a lot of contenders out there) I wouldn't mind giving the guy big bucks in the short term, but long term contracts always turn out to be shit. I'm so glad the Cardinals didn't give Pujols his 250 million 10 year bullshit. His decline was already occurring in his last year with STL.
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So where is the young pitching the Yankees were going to add?
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>>64112850
Who knows, they haven't done much yet. I'm still upset they got rid of JRM
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>>64112982
I like the deal. Hicks has good potential and should get plenty of playing time when Beltran or Ellsbury inevitably get hurt. He ca also start if Gardner gets traded. Murphy is a good Catcher but he's blocked by McCann and Sanchez will come up soon.
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>tfw waiting for actual news on my team
They've convinced me they had something going the other night and everything just kind of died down.
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>>64112580
Pujols was declining 2 years before he was a free agent (but most guys would take his decline, because the numbers were still very good). But Heyward is worth it. I don't think he should be looking to be locked up for 10 years with no opt outs. There has to be opt outs because of his age.
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>>64112982
>>64113131
I've liked both trades that the Yankees have made so far. I'm glad we are getting younger, and that Cashman is going back to the 90's model of trades
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>>64113131
Yeah you're right, I really liked JRM playing though and he will be a stand out catcher on any team he plays for. Think they're going to trade Gardner soon?
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>>64113236
Same here. I think they've had a decent off season. Just need to add a pitcher.
>>64113251
I don't want him to be traded but if he is, I hope they get an arm or two.
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>>64113313
I don't think Gardner would get them anybody worth picking up but I'd like to see them get another reliever and SP also.
>>64113236
Cashman does seem like he's been a different GM this past year or so then how he's worked in the past. Didi playing better after the ASB really saved his job I think.
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>>64113409
I doubt Cash's job was ever at danger. He's been a great GM in every move not pressured by ownership.
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>Servers down
>Yankees trade Justin Wilson
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Supposedly Walgreens are interested in Mike Leake.
Dusty wants a trustworthy and boring arm


Where do the chips fall for the Big 2016 OF bowl?
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Servers choked out by Chapman
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>>64113565
More like DG pissed on them
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Where were you when the Tigers got a decent bullpen?
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jints and cards lookin at chen.
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>>64113599
Ice skating in Hell with winged pigs
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>>64111344
I just compared their numbers. Not much difference desu.
>both 30 years old
>both hover around .270
>Walker tops out around 16 HRs
>Murphy had his best power season
>Murphy around 15 steals, compared to walker's 7
the big difference is fielding %
>Murphy around .970
>Walker around .990

I dont know if there was much more in depth stuff that went into consideration. Like I said before, I wish they signed murphy only because he was a fan favorite and great teammate. But idk if it would've been worth the $$$ he wants.

>>64112484
I would love them to see give Herrera a shot. They gave one to conforto and it paid off, as they're probably found their new everyday outfielder.
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>>64113616
I'd be fine with him on either of those.
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