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/heem/: Can't Miss The Pfist Edition


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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas (Tomorrow)
December 11 - UFC FN: Edgar vs Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor
December 19 - UFC FN: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz

PVZ vs Namajunas weigh-in video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvizmEVZyyQ

Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:

>Main Card (on Fightpass at 10 PM ET/7 PM PT/3:00 AM UK)
Rose Namajunas (115.5) vs. Paige VanZant (115.5)
Michael Chiesa (156) vs. Jim Miller (155.5)
Sage Northcutt (155.5) vs. Cody Pfister (156)
Thiago Santos (185) vs. Elias Theodorou (185)

>Preliminary Card (on Fightpass at 6:45 PM ET/3:45 PM PT/11:45 PM UK)
John Howard (170) vs. Tim Means (170)
Omari Akhmedov (170) vs. Sergio Moraes (171)
Antonio Carlos Junior (185) vs. Kevin Casey (185)
Johnny Eduardo (135) vs. Aljamain Sterling (135.5)
Santiago Ponzinibbio (170) vs. Andreas Stahl (171)
Nathan Coy (170) vs. Danny Roberts (169.5)
Phillipe Nover (145) vs. Zubaira Tukhugov (145)
Kailin Curran (115) vs. Emily Kagan (115)

Fight Fan™ extras:

UFC 194 embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edksOd9LAJ8
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFAMxmPDEFE
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tliR8gHahjc

Edgar vs Mednes & UFC 194 Press conference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEoU4M04h7Y
194 extended preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-dKGd67g0Y
194 extended embedded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfSAXxtw0V8
194 betting odds & analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRASQt7C4ts
194 conference call: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs
Edgar vs Mendes betting odds& analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs5HepE_DRs

PVZ vs Namajunas embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yvvNTPBaKU
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJwY_MnRyk
4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY2jIlzRUfE
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first for GSP
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BRENDAN SCHAUB!
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MIKE DOLCE
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>>64117127
allow it
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Third for black people lying on their visas to get into Freedom Land
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SAUL LIED ON HIS VISA

SAUL LIED ON HIS VISA

SAUL LIED ON HIS VISA

SAUL LIED ON HIS VISA

SAUL LIED ON HIS VISA
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>>64117137
what a fuckin dumbass. I hope Artem wins for proper justice
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post you'er favorite fighters
>aleksander emelianenko
>chris weidman
>sage northcutt
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Name a fight you enjoyed to prove you're a real fight fan.

>Geane Herrera vs. Ray Borg
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>>64117132
Objection, not an active UFC fighter!
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POTTERY
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>>64117161
Albert Tumenov
Robbie Lawler
Stephen Thompson
Mark Hunt
Charles Oliveira
Cole Miller
Robert Whittaker
Anthony Johnson
Jimi Manuwa
Diaz Bros
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>>64117161

>Toothpick
>Mystic Mac
>Gundam Nelson
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>>64117172
kimbo vs houston alexander
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>>64117172
All of Ray Borg's Bangers have been good stuff.
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>mfw Ameribongs were 3 minutes behind me watching TUF
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>>64117189
what happens if sage can't absolutely blitz him in the 1st?
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>>64117205
blitz him in the second?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNotUGrO4js

NEW EMBEDDED
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Mcgregor is Bruce Lee incarnate. Free your mind be formless like water, you see you put water into a tea pot it becomes the teapot, you put water into a cup it becomes the cup. Now water cna flow or it can crash, be water my friends :)
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>>64117205
Then he'll frigging goose him in the second!
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Let's predict some Joe and Goldie commentary on UFC 194 fight night /heem/:

>KEEPING IT NICE N FLOWY, MIKE!
>OHHHH!
>MOVE-MENT!
>HE'S LIKE A GHOST IN THERE, JOE!
>THE BRUCE LEE OF MMA
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>>64117215
I'm view number 280!
Feels GREAT being an early viewer
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>>64117215
>Conor is one of my employes
>his job is to promote the fight

underrated banter.
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>>64117231

>HE IS SO WOBBLY
>OH HE TAGGED HIM
>HE'S HURT
>LOOKING TO FINISH!
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>>64117189

>Natty
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>>64117231
>THERES THAT MOVEMENT THAT MCGREGOR HAS SPOKEN SO MUCH ABOUT, JOE
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Schaub /general/?
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>>64117215
How's the weight cut going, Conor?
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>>64117215
>2:20

Conor and his team confirmed for just memeing about mewvment.
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>Tfw Conor gets HEEM'D while doing his mewvments
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>>64117231
>Wow. Wow.
>There is nobody on this planet quite like that man
>Wow
>Right you are Joe, and now, he'll be on the cover of EA UFC 2, GET YOURS TODAY
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>>64117250
>being a fat slob
I looked like that in 11th grade.I look way better now. It's called going to the gym. Don't hate because you don't look like him.
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Artem Lobov vs Ryan Hall is the TUF 22 finals due to Saul Rogers inability to secure a visa.
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>>64117215
>>64117266
Huh, interesting. They show clips of both fighters being weighed in this episode. The clip with Jose has them weighing him and him being glad he's so close. With Conor he steps on the scale and they cut to another clip right after
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>>64117215

>speed
>efficiency
>movement

That's it mang. That's all you need.
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>>64117292
Is Saul "I'll rodge ya todge" Rodgers the next Glover Teixeira of Visa Issues?
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>>64117303
Is it possible to have all 3?
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>Wake up Cody, it's over bro
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>>64117211
hopefully he'll gas in the 1st
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>>64117215
>tfw I missed my chance to join the team
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R8 my multi m8
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>>64117340
You fucked up with the aldo pick
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>>64117340
You fucked up with the weidman pick
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>>64117340
You fucked up with the Northcutt pick
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guys I need to go poo so bad right now, should I bring my laptop in the bathroom with me so I dont miss any memes
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>>64117340
you fucked up with the edgar pick
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>>64117340
you fucked up with that uriah pick
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>>64117340
You got 3/5 right better look next time
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>>64117340

>Northcott

Are you sure you gave money to a legit bookie?
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>>64117385
absolutely
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>>64117215
>McGregor is getting coached in movement while signing autographs

He's gone too far lads
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>>64117401
He hasn't gone nearly far enough
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>>64117340
I hope u win m8
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>>64117385
you can use your phone bro
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>>64117215
>you will never have a Jose Aldo or a Conor Memegregor custom ps4
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>>64117215
>Dont have a signature.
What do I do if I ever become a famous athlete?
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>>64117452
wake up and put on your grocery store bagger apron and go to work
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>>64117452
just make one up
scribble until you find one you like
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>>64117471
my handwriting is shit tbqh senpai. I grew up using computers for everything
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>>64117215
It's hard to accept that one of Weidman or Rockhold has to lose.
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>>64117430
idk y but rich people getting free shit pisses me off. maybe because im a bitter DNB
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>>64117496
It's hard to accept that Aldo will lose via DQ when he soccer kicks Condor McWingspan into the nosebleeds
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>>64117231
>THIS IS WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR MIKE. SOMEONE WHO WOULD TAKE JOSE TO THE LIMIT AND WE'RE SEEING IT WITH CONOR.
>IT TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY TO EXECUTE THAT MOVEMENT
>IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MOVEMENT, THIS IS ABOUT CONOR STEPPING UP FOR THE CHALLENGE AND EXCELLING AT IT!
>IF I'M FRANKIE EDGAR I'M KEEPING A CLOSE EYE ON THIS FIGHT, JOE.
>WITH RONDA NOW BEING DETHRONED, IT MAKES YOU WONDER IF THAT'LL BE THE PATTERN HERE TONIGHT.
>HE IS MOVEMENT IN THE FLESH.
>AND ONCE AGAIN ALDO RETAINS, IN WHAT WAS A CONTROVERSIAL EARLY STOPPAGE.

Ugh and not to mention the pre-ppv/pre-hype Dana and Rogan skit.
>JOSE ALDO IS THEE POUND FOR POUND GREATEST MAN TO HAVE EVER COMPETED IN THIS SPORT AND HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO DEFEND AGAINST THE MOST BRASH, MOST POLARIZING IRISH FIGURE SINCE, UH, FOREVER!
>CONOR IS A DESSSTROOOYER EVEN BEFORE HE GETS IN THE CAGE! HE BRAKES PEOPLE DOWN AND BEATS THEM EVEN BEFORE THEY GET A CHANCE TO PUNCH HIM.
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New embedded is up and it's 9 mins. Perfect time.
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>>64117508
You think Aldo will nutshot him with a kick?
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I have my spies in this general. I know every post that gets made.
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>>64117426
forgot muhcheetah
so many mixed emotions
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>>64117518
is perfect time a meme I just dont get?

>>64117520
>taking an Aldo kick to the balls
holy christ. Imagine the bruises on Fabers leg all over your junk.
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>2400 posts in 24 hours
heem a cooking tbhfam
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>>64117526
>is perfect time a meme I just dont get?

it's science.
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>>64117426
>dem tits
sauce?
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>>64117526
Its 9:00 la
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>>64117526
I think he probably will do it, too.
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>>64117340

Fluffed it with Aldo and Rockhold.
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>>64117289

The guy in front of him is a professional athlete as well and has NORMAL definiton compared to that roided freak. Keep dreaming buddy
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>>64117452

>dont have a signature

heres a hint: its your name in cursive
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Chael and Ariel interview from today. Great stuff.

Ariel is such a Chael mark

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VAPjzZmLuhU
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>>64117605
i cant write cursive
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Why the actual fuck is there zero coverage on these two...
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>>64117254
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>>64117640
Because real fight fans already know this is the real main event of the weekend. ;)
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>>64117640
Because one of them popped for roids and the UFC is keeping this fight hushed so everyone forgets about it later on
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>>64117640
they don't speak english and are both going to pop after the fight
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>>64117640
because casuals don't know who they are.
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lads I think my dispatcher is a fight fan. Call 3105499446 and listen to the recorded message. I tried recording it with vocaroo but it wont detect my laptop's mic.
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honestly what was her deal?
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>tfw I only discovered this glorious drawing today
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Who has a bigger chance of getting popped after this weekend

Yoel Romero or Sage Northcutt
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>>64117696
Yoel
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>>64117682
She snorted some alpha brain right before
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>>64117215
needs more northcutt
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Why don't all fighters take alpha brain?
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>>64117682
which one you referring to?
the ring girl is avoiding looking at the guy directly, so is the dykey, who's eyeing the ring girl because yes

and to be honest, I don't know whether to decide the ring girl is kinda sick of being eyed by the dykey or if she's fighting desires.
the second is kinda autistic, so I'll go with the first.
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>>64117682
She's not use to seeing hot guys like Aljamain and Reem, maybe Sage if you're into meat with no flavor get undressed in front of her. Also I hate it that Vanessa is always looking at herself on the big screen.
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>>64117640
No one would who hasn't already bought the PPV will buy it for these guys la
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QBVKyq1Y9J
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>>64117764
Send postcard?
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>>64117764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b2hKBy18pj
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>>64117702
I was standing a foot from my laptop and thought for sure it was this pic
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you goofs are too easy
Dana bought Sage to kill the Jon Jones is fake meme
Worked like a charm
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>tfw derailing the pedo general
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>Tyson Fury got keked

The british never disappoint
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>Rousey vs Holm UFC 200
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>>64117522
And Aldo has an army of anti-spies, or as they're known in short lingo, aspies.
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lads post fight week media/content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QthM-pk-va0
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>>64117949
who would've pictured mma fans getting hyped for a woman's fight as the headliner of ufc 200
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>>64117949
How did we go from this...
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>>64117910
>tfw i'm in that thread
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Post yfw Ronda gets memekicked again
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Helwani interviews Chael about 194. Quality Chael banter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAPjzZmLuhU
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>>64118020
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>>64118020
see
>>64117910
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>>64118021
Those last 15 seconds. His execution and ability to not stutter is incredible. Truly the GOAT on the mic
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>>64117189
Daddy did so good
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I hate wrestling.
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>>64117215
>dem brazilian bantz
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fucking lol! wheres that english kek who loves Saul? Fuck you faggot the paki lied on his visa
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Why is this allowed?
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>>64117107

I hope this pfister soft cock faggot gets knocked spark out and butchered by sage northGOAT he pisses me off so much with his retarded face and prepubescent teenage girl body, and then he has the cheek to talk shit about the God, he should learn his place, and he will.
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>>64118175
And Rogan tried to tell me that McGregor surpassed Chael as a shit talker. Bullshit.
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>>64118357
how does pfister lifting and training all day and don't gain muscle
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>>64118334
I haven't watched the TUF episode, what actually happened?
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>>64118357

because this is the UFC, where the fights are fixed and the rules dont matter
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>>64118386
Saul joined ISIS and Trump banned him from the US
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>the Irish will be gone again after the weekend
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>>64118380

Because he eats oatmeal
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>>64118414
Why can't you niggers of Europe spew honesty for once?
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>>64118415

How does he play the DS if his arms are tucked inside?
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>>64118357

look at this lil weasle stooped over with his gremlin face and muscleless body, bowing to the superior god of war, sage thundercock the destroyer of pussy
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CHRIStmas came early.
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>>64118414
only funny thing an irish poster ever said
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>>64118438
Saul lied on his Visa and is now likely perma banned from the US

https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/674815220234240000
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>They're gonna make Holly do nothing for 8 months just so their cash cow can learn how to not fight like a drunk in the octagon and learn boxing fundamentals.

Great organization.
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>>64118464

He looks oddly relaxed for this fight. I'm worried.
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>>64118479
Wasted talent.
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>>64118499
The Chris is going to beat the fuck outta Luke and all the faggot Cockholders itt can cry about it
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>>64118479

Can't he fight in overseas cards? :-D
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>>64118464

CHRIStmas is over no more presents.
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WHEN JOSE'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THAT CANVAS

ITS GONNA BE A FIRST ROUND KO MARK MY WORDS
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TELL JESUS OIM CUMMIN. CALL MARY TELL ER ITS RED PANTY NOIGHT
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>>64118357


there is NOBODY that looks like this. The kid has fucking looney tunes biceps. He undermines this whole organization
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who /ugly/ here?
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>>64118481
ronda said she can't eat apples, i think she is injured
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>>64118594

2% body fat.
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>>64118594
154 lbs at 6 feet is fucking crazy. Look at how fucking lean his face is too
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>>64118605

that and juice.
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>>64118594
bodybuilding bro
the amount of fluid they can cut is incredible
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>>64118594
northcutt fails at the top 10, becomes the best nutritionist in mma and totally shit's on dolce's spot.
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>>64117682
Does qt polo weigh in assistant girl work for MGM or UFC?
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remember this natty champ
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>>64118674
snorthing alpha shark brain isn't illgal breh
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dana white told everyone ronda was barely hurt and is ready for an immediate rematch, then this interview came out where ronda says she can't train for 3-6 months.

dana why you lyyyyyin
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Sage bless
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>>64118499
Everyone's too relaxed, what the fuck; what the fuck. Conor especially. Put 189 Conor side by side with 194 Conor, they're like different people. What's happened? Where did it all go so wrong?
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>>64118722
How do I prevent my son from being a Pfister instead of a Northcutt?
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>>64118723

189 Conor looked like he was gonna die now he's just doing movement and making memes.
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>>64118723
Conor got a nutritionist, Ido and no coco
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>>64118723
everyone on this ppv that gets points is going to make a million dollars. i'd be comfy too
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>>64118739
well if his head is too big for his body he might be a Pfsiter
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>>64117340
fuck m8 tab carry ufc?

The website isn't showing anything
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>>64118741
>>64118767
I think it was the combination of USADA and the IV ban. Fighters can no longer push themselves to the point of insanity, incoherent rage, to... the dark side the force awakens
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>>64118723
Been there done that mate.

Conor will be amped at weigh ins though off of whatever un-detectable amphetamines Dana gives him to make it through the weight cut.
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>>64118575
Artem, pls go
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Conor got so emotional when Artem won, what a loyal good friend he is, Conor bless.
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>>64118481
Holly's team wants the Miesha Tate fight and that's what the UFC should make while Ronda is recovering and learning how to fight again. Keeps Holly busy and the division moving instead of on hold for Ronda to come back.
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>>64118479
What a fuckin' goof
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>>64118925

Dana said that everything is booked up till July 9th, and that's the soonest Holly can fight which is total bullshit.
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>>64117189

He counts his kiddie karate tournaments as "world championships"

Has there every "My faith is the most important aspect of my life. I have seventy-seven world titles in martial arts. Throughout my entire career, I've tried to be a leader and a role model, and be a person of character and integrity. That comes from my relationship with Jesus Christ. I intend on spreading that Gospel around the world."

Holy titties I hope this guy get's heem'd so hard he sees jesus
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>>64118925

What are the chances Ronda has another mental break down and just gets fat or something, maybe even some sort of drug addiction.
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>>64118947
>>>/r/atheism

you're just mad you dont have dem muscles
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>>64118945
Yeah, that sounds like bullshit to me honestly. He just wants the rematch for UFC 200 and make big bucks.
Pissed cause I want to see Holm vs Tate honestly
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>The very real reality that DC, Rockhold and Cain could be champs in 2 months
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>>64118972
as long as she ends up with dat ass
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>>64118972
Well she's already pooping in woods and using entire rolls of toilet paper plus eating fast food, so I'd say pretty good tbqhwyf
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>>64118947
>he sees jesus
should go train with Yoel
play the horn, read the bible and eat protein every morning
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>>64118977
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>>64118947

You dropped your fedora pham
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>>64118996


>reveals that she went through a dark period battling depression, eating disorders, and drug and alcohol abuse in her late teens and early 20s.
>After winning the 2008 Olympics, she says she took a year off “to party” and ended up heavily using Vicodin, pot and alcohol, often starting her day with a “cigarette and vodka espresso.”

yes looks like i'm onto something here, shall be interesting to see, despite what dana says she seems extremely mentally weak to me.
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>>64118984
>DC

Not a chance
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has anyone seen the newest episode of Kingdom?
I'm nearing the end, Jay's opponent is played by Joseph Benavidez.

I think I'm done with it after this season though.
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Sage should come with some sort of trigger warning
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>>64118594
Is it alright if this makes sick to look at? I respect him as a fighter but looking at him kind of makes me want to vomit.
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>>64119056
>>64119056
Yeah, this season has been a little weak so far. I'll probably stick through the first few episodes of Season 3 and see if it's worth watching or dropping entirely.
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Artem Vs Hall?!!

The last ep of TUF couldn't have possibly gone any better. Saul 'wrestlefuck' Rogers is banned from america, Juicy 'annoyingfuck' J is heemed in 60 seconds, and Ryan 'the wizard' Hall is slated to fight Art/heem/ for the finale.

It's an embarrassment of riches.
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>>64118982
>Holm vs Tate
I want Holly to fight sooner rather than later, but don't really care if it's Tate, Nunes, Pena, or Zingano.
If Ronda wants to fight at UFC 200 then they should probably have Holly wait till then.
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>>64118806
Yeah brah since about 193 you can bet on it now it's good shit
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>>64118704
Ronda is on a strict fast-food only diet for the next 12-200 months.
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>>64118704
*ghasp* how shocking!

>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/9/9878362/ufc-189-194-news-interview-jose-aldo-wife-dana-white-you-have-to-fight-injury
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>>64119081
Did you watch it? Next week will have Ike Vallie-Flag as Wheeler's opponent.
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>>64118357
Finally I know what it would look like if I had a staredown with sage.
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Cody hired people to boo Sage to make him feel better, then he had a mini heart attack on stage out of sheer fear cause he realized that he's fucked, as can be seen in OP's pic, can't wait for sage to unleash the rage on this guy.
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>>64119099
Gif of Juicy j getting /heem/?
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>>64119099

Seeing that lanky twat get massacred made me smile.
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Updated

Main Card:
Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor
Chris Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold
Ronaldo Souza vs. Yoel Romero
Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens
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>>64119280
>mfw at least a 6th of those predictions was made by me

feels good.
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>Pfister calling Sage a kid
>he cant even grow facial hair
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So Marcin vs Juicy J and Abner vs Chris have also been added to the TUF card
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>>64119442
>Edgar in the light
>Chad in the dark
It's like pottery
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>>64119280
McGregor
Weidman
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
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https://www.youtube.com/embed/3KzHcRt-IhU


hnggggggg
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http://strawpoll.me/6226374
>http://strawpoll.me/6226374
http://strawpoll.me/6226374
>http://strawpoll.me/6226374
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Call me mystic Mac because I predict deese tings (final TUF episodes).

Also, lets speculate, what has Saul lied about on his visa application? What crime did he do?
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Why hasn't the UFC paid someone to teach Aldo English?
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>>64119177
No DirecTV for me. Still waiting for it to pop up for download so probably later tonight or tomorrow
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>>64119523
Who needs English when you have an Irishman to promote for you.
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>>64119466
They're both good guy manlets tbf. Not rooting against either.
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>>64119527
I can link you a stream if you want.
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>>64119442
>Abner vs Chris
Nice, rooting for Chris.
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>>64119550
Sure man. Thanks
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>>64119523
They are notoriously bad at catching audiences. In fact, they'd rather you swallow the nationality stitch so they don't have to try harder.
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>>64119523
It wouldn't matter.
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>tfw just skimmed thread
>tfw would heem every pussy here in under 1 minute
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>what's your favorite striking technique, heem?
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>>64117295
noticed that too
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>>64119561
>>64119561
http://projectfreetv.so/kingdom-season-2-episode-9/

vidzi worked well for me, but best try it yourself.
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>>64118479
What a let-down.
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>>64119602
These days, I don't force my game into artificial categories anymore. Standup, groundgame, striking or grappling are not part of my vocabulary anymore, if anything, I view them as restrictions. For me, fighting means only one thing, and that is moving my body and that of my opponent. I look at other fighters, and I see nothing but stiffness. Bruce Lee said it best with the famous quote: "Be water, my friend.", which is exactly what I have become. I AM water, my movement is a single, unstoppable flow, transitions are not a part of my game. When I come at you, it's like being hit by the elements, be it an unstoppable, rapid stream or a hurricane tearing down whatever dares to stand in its way. I just hope you know what you're in for, because one thing is certain - you don't move like I move.
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>>64119666
Thanks family. Have a Joanna webm.
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Only chance Honda has for 200 is trane movement

She was just stuck in the mud at 193
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>>64119800
mewvment*
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>>64119800
Well she lives in SoCal, so there's lots of sand and railings.
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Australians of Heem
Particularly residents of Sydney
Give me the name of a bar that will be showing 194 in the city. Preferably one near darling harbour. And preferably not an irish pub. Whilst i will be rooting for connor, i cant be arsed with a bunch of drunk irish dickheads.
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>>64119748
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>>64119821
I recommend the Salty Swallow.
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>>64119666
nice, i might get it to work think i only watched 1-2 episode before my links shit the bed at the beginning of the season
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>>64119493
>>64119502
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>>64119829
lol
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>>64119821
Might want to try a bar outside Sydney then
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>>64117107
>December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas (Tomorrow)
What time will this be on in Syd, AUS time?
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>>64119858
How about you figure it out by yourself like a big boy.
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>>64119858
18 bongs
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>>64119841
I've met lots of irish people. Some of them good, some of them bad, but all of them funny. So a bar with a few drunken irish people,is fine, but i cba with no irish bar with fucking hundreds of em.

Having said that though, i would watch the fight with a room full of irish people than a room full of brazilians. They are annoying as fuck.
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>>64117189
that chin is hard to tuck
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>>64117107
kek
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>>64119125
>Shit striking
>Keeping Edmond on the team

Holm is going to win regardless.
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>>64117385
I hope you had a good bowel mewvment.

Nice and flowy.
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>>64119884
nah. just tell me str8 up dad
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Im sick of seeing this stupid Vanzant bitch. Who's betting on Rose Thug
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How many bongs until I get naked?
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>>64117974
>>64118021
>the fucking interviewers are interviewing themselves

That's just wrong. It's like incestuous cannibalism. I can't watch that shit.
>>
just two more sleeps
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>>64119993
sounds hot bro
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>>64119713
Truly we are entering a new era.
>>
when was the last time you pfisted your gf, lads?

better pfist her today than tomorrow

you know she can't live without the pfist

#cantlivewithoutpfist
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>>64119962
>betting on someone because you don't like their opponent
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>>64120045
>not voting with your heart
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Do people actually think Conor is going to win? Aldo is a far more complete fighter than Conor. The only thing Conor has on Aldo is reach.
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>>64120064
yo what the shit?
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>>64119099

Just watch, that was beautiful, honestly watched it a few more times.
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>>64120071
nobody knows who will win, just fucking watch it.
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>>64119858

every event starts from around midday so just be awake for that and track it on heem if you are gonna be a lazy shit and not use one of the 50 time converters a google search will get you.
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>>64120094
very playful, nice and flowy
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>>64117220
Underrated post
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>>64120071
and speed and intelligence and

movement
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Not sure if Post Weigh In interviews have been posted yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGgVFAQRVyk
>calling the interviewer sir
Is sage the most adorable Male fighter in the UFC?
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>>64120094
Juicy was far too singular in his approach
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>>64120118
tell me about Sage

why does he wear the mask?
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>wake up
>see that it's the 10th
>get super excited because the fight is today
>go buy a bunch of snacks
>get back home
>realize that there's a time difference between the US and Kenya and the fights don't actually start until tomorrow
worst feel
remember to like and subscribe to my blog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRYNV76DFkc
Is it weird how Rose looks cuter with short hair? Like for some reason I like her face more.
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>>64120157
I religiously check the livestream for the pre lims and it tells me exactly how many hours its going to be.
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>>64120157
Liked, Subscribed, and Commented!
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>>64118594
Why are his abs so misaligned?
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IT'S ONLY 14 BONGS UNTIL THE FIGHTS START
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Sage Northcutt vs The Albanian Bear

Who wins and how?
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>>64120165
http://www.ufc.tv/video/namajunas-vs-vanzant-fight-pass-prelims
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>lying on your visa

Good job.
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>>64120201

sage via smooth bunyun
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I want to see he get heem'd by Holly
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omg saul y u lie
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>>64120239
manface is real.
don't know a thing about genetics, but that sperm is strong
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Artem better not fuck this up for England.

Saul will fix his issues and will come back to take over the UFC.
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>>64120239

>seen better looking trannies
>the car type even
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>>64120267
Really though that little Visa thing really blew you two out the water eh?
>>
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/455472/White-House-responds-to-Nick-Diaz-petition/

>that response and those comments
>>
lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLOqrqfgjFQ
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>>64120282
It's a conspiracy. The UFC did this to stop Saul from coming and killing Dana & The Fertitta brothers, thus taking over the UFC.

Mark my words, he will be back.
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>>64119280

Aldo
Weidman
Romero
Maia
Stephens

>Jesus Christ is there still time??
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Does anyone like mighty manlet more after JRE

>that cat zingano story

top kek
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DC is going to die, isn't he /heem/?
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Heem I'm scared of dying before witnessing 194. Anyone else locking themselves down for 48 hours? If I died before watching memes die I would probably kill myself.
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>>64120304

Your not gonna head kick me John
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>>64120319

>Nothcutt, Vanzant, Weidman, and McGreggor all lose
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>>64120331

Oh God, just... I can't..
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Oh, don't mind us.
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>>64120331
thats ok. The only guys I want to win out of there is Northcutt
>>
Something feels weird. Like... like we've just gone above deck on a submarine and realized we were on the wrong course all along. Boys... I think this weekend may bring the Wrath of the MMA Godz.
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>>64120360
>tfw that kursk feel
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>>64120360
Hhhaha pass the bong brah
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>>64120165
pro tip, betting sites will tell you the local time the fights are on
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>>64120331
>weidman
hope not
>mcg, northcutt
would witness
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>>64120372
oh shit I didnt know.
I dont know why the UFC cant just have a timezone selector on their website.
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>>64120360
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>>64120304
Yes
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>>64120094
play wid im arr tem
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>>64120288
I think this is a good breakdown, besides when they talked about the ground game.

>I don't know who has the edge

Aldo does, clearly.

>I don't think it will go to the ground

Of course it will. Aldo will at least feel him out on the ground.
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>>64120397
>Aldo does, clearly.
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>>64120304
>leave DC to me
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>>64120405
He does. Aldo easily edges it own on the ground. That shouldn't even be in question.

On the feet? I'd give it to McGreggs.
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>>64120397
t. Alberto barbosa
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>>64120415
/int/ fuck off.
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Name: Dana White
Title: Twitter Champ
Record: 143947-0
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>>64120420
>Dana White
>Dana Motherfucking White
>Is that you?
>God fucking damn
>Dana White
>>
>>64120420
I dont even follow handegg but that was bretty gud bantz from Dana
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>>64120397
Aldo beat Cobrinha in a BJJ match but clearly an Irishman with a white belt is his equal.
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>Ireland
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>>64120431
Dana is a Pats fan too.
>>
>>64120438
when was it?
>>
>>64120445
After Artem's fight
>>
What does /heem/ thinks about Kailin as a singer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KzHcRt-IhU&feature=youtu.be&user=Bad%20Guy%20Inc
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>>64120438
>you will never rip your pants jumping into the octagon to congratulate your best m8 on a dominating KO victory over a goofball fratbro
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>>64120449
>tfw no qt fighting fightfan gf to sing me to sleep and tell me that it's going to be alright

why even bother living?
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>>64120466
IKTFBJDIMS
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Are we in the age of potatoes?

>Holm
>Weedman
>MemeGregor
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>>64120466
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Did anyone post this already?
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>>64120488
Is dat Ido Portal?
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>>64119280
McGregor
Weidman
Romero
Neslon
Stephens
>>
>>64120438

>hobo McGoobz

m8, u cant be runnin round looking like that.
>>
>>64120367
>>64120363
>>64120383
I speak with sincerity, my yamatodamashii family. The MMA Godz must always take more than they give, and this year they've been too generous. My prediction is that someone is going to get knocked out by the sauna monster, or injured severely during a fight...
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>>64120488
Elias playing it smart, cutting height is an underrated tactic.
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What's next for their careers?
>>
What MMA fighters need a podcast?
I vote Forrest Griffon and Stephan Bonner.
>>
>>64120539
>too generous to us this year
So you literally started watching a week ago?
>>
>>64120556
porn

>>64120557
none
>>
>>64120556
>>>/asp/
>>
>>64120559
Two!
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>>64117107
Will Pfister win?
>>
>>64120168
who the cutie next to cameraman Sole?
>>
>>64120565
>porn
God i hope not.
>>
>>64120604
he does not look very strong but he might surprise everyone with his retard strength.
>>
>>64120604
unfortunate m8, but sage will probably heem him into oblivion.
>>
Imagine if VanZant lost.
Imagine if Northcutt lost.
Imagine if McGregor lost.
>>
im in tears here, still can't believe Saul isn't on the card
>>
>>
>>64120488
ALL THIS MEWVMENT
>>
>>64120637
>Imagine if VanZant lost.

I expect that to happen

>Imagine if Northcutt lost.

The dude has one fight in the UFC, I wouldn't really care about it. He's not gonna get cut anyways, and it's not like a win over Cody Pfister means a lot.

>Imagine if McGregor lost.

Would be great. I hope it happens, but don't think it will.
>>
>>
>>64120640
he shouldn't have bombed paris
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>>64120304

Is he moving up to heavyweight? He looks huge lad
>>
Is there any good place to watch smaller shows?
I wanna brush up on my japanese MMA like DREAM and the like
>>
>>64120665
fight pass has quite a lot of different shows
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>>64120671
yeah I have that but they dont have all the cards of certain shows and almost no Japanese stuff
>>
>tfw only 12 hours until the Fight Fan™ wet dream weekend kicks off
>>
>>64120650
>yfw thats not japan but the entire world
>>
>>64119713
nice
>>
>>64120711
>>64120650
>no antarctica
shit poster
>>
>>64120650
>>64120711
Does that mean Japan wants to rule the world?
>>
>>64120650
Why did they put a polish flag for Goran Reljić?
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>>64120738
They already rule 4chins, it's a matter of time.
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>>64120650
>"King" Mo
kek another tournament for him to lose.
>"KING"
Nigga' hasn't been king of nothin' all his adult life.
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>>64120889
dem thighs
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>>64120480
Is Holm Scandinavian?

Never heard of a potato named "Holm".
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>Main card
>3:00 UK
Hahahahahahahaha holy shit I knew it'd be late but thought it might be earlier given it was a weekday or some shit. Is Edgar/Mendes the same?

I guess it begins then lads, the destruction of muh sleep schedule. Have to be up for around 08:00 on Fridays, what are the rest of you Bongs doing?
Think I'll get an early sleep desu, 19:00ish - 23:00 seems alright. Bloody hell
>>
>>64120769
I think it's because he's fighting in KSW?
>>
Is Fight Night going to be good lads, why is PVZ main eventing a Fight Night
>>
>>
>>64120936
>not watching for Rose
>>
>>64120940
has definitely come off roids
>>
>PVZ is a blue belt in BJJ
>has to be told how to do an armbar and a RNC
do they just give out belts in MMA gyms nowdays? holy shit.
>>
>>64120955
Spotted the redditor
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>>64120967
spotted the faggot
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Is it possible to get Fightan'd out?
Worried I might get to 194 and not be as hyp
>>
>>64120979
Stop browsing heem and all the MMA sites. I haven't watched any of the media or embedded shit.
>>
>>64120988
Even then we have 3 night of fighting in a row.
It's pretty late in the UK too which doesn't really help
>>
>>64120979
if you are getting burnout now then you really are an amateur
>>
>>64120960
Yes,literally ever scrub has a black belt now,shit use to mean something.
>>
>>64120997
I'm not yet lad, I just fear I could be
I just want to be as hype as possible for 194, I don't want anything to go wrong ;_;
>>
>>64121015
just sleep in late on Saturday cause it can feel like an eternity until midnight if you wake up early
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>>64120998
Its super McDojo. I have been doing BJJ for years and I am still a 2 stripe white belt. And its great because I know when I get promoted I earned it.
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/heem/, who's joining Ronda this weekend?
>>
if you're European and you haven't manipulated your sleeping schedule so that you wake up roughly around midnight, this will be a tough weekend for you, and you might have to turn in your heem gold accounts.
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>>64120926
Welcome to the club man. I'll be staying up as late as possible tonight but I have a test tomorrow morning so cant be too fucked. Will be powering through the other nights with some redbull and snacks.
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>>64121035
>european
Am i european enough?
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>>64120549
kek
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>>64120917
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7c4Y/ancestrydna-lederhosen
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>>64121035
>being this much of a Fight Fan™
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>>64121035
midnights a bit late for me pham but I have my sleeping pattern sorted yes
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>>64121035
My man. Literally just woke up and it's almost 2 PM. Feels good.
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>mfw the shitty Canadian poet on /heem/ call Conor fans reddit
>mfw go to r/mma for a peek
>mfw it's full of newly minted Aldo fans downvoting anything to with McGregor and posting webms of Aldo memekicking wrestlers
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>A response to your petition on the suspension of Nick Diaz:

>Thank you for your petition regarding the Nevada Athletic Commission’s suspension of Nick Diaz.

>The federal government plays no role in the disciplinary actions taken by state athletic commissions, so we are not in a position to address the specific request raised in your petition. State authorities -- in this case, the Nevada Athletic Commission -- will generally be the best source for information about those kinds of issues.

>And, if you signed this petition because you're curious about the Administration's position on medical marijuana, check out these past responses to petitions on that issue:
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Northkek 1RD KO 1:17 put a tenner on it la
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>>64121098
r/mma is horrible now, full of McGregor and aldo fans downvoting anything and trash talking like they we're the ones who will fight.
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>>64121122
>now
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>>64121122
>r/mma is horrible now
Sounds like you're implying it was ever good.
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>people actually go on reddit
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do irish women really have less ass than women from other countries?
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>>64120556

2 of them in the middle are already doing mandrama lol
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Who's hoping for some crazy level BJJ 2nite (tonight)?
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>>64121098
my poetry is not shitty
>>64120649

>and it's not like a win over Cody Pfister means a lot.
when he beats Cody, though, he'll move up in the ranks fast and begin to be fed stronger opponents quickly, imo
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it's finally fucking happening lads
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>>64121122
>>64121137

Please go back to reddit
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Is Shane Carwin really 6'5
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see you guys in about ~12 hours got to do my wagekek shit
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>>64121182
Sage versus Nate Diaz would be sick as fuck plus their both fighting soon so it would make sense for their next fight

Diaz would whoop that ass
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>>64121189
lmao no
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>>64120094
This is 100% fixed. Juicy the kid who dances around opponents to a decision victory finds himself against the cage and KTFO within 1 minute of the first round? This is exactly how you would fix a fight with someone who isn't experienced enough to make it believable too. Just go down right away, don't take any chances. Even his fight with Gritz was sketchy, Gritz dominates the fight up until he practically gave up and let Artem heem him. Then immediately after they talk about Artem's DOMINANT win over Gritz because apparently casual fans are too stupid to understand a fight they just watched.

Given Artem's 11-9 record and the fact that he lost the initial round to get into the season I just don't buy it. I think Dana saw that this irish fighters meme is still going strong and saw dollar signs with Artem, especially given the fact that he's on the same team as McGregor. The fact that this is reality TV mixed with the fact that these are easily fixable exhibition matches just makes me skeptical about the legitimacy of some of these fights.
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>>64121196

>dat rich lil biatch ith, y'know heeth gon, heeth gon be in a fight, nawmsayin hes gon get it, stockton always show up to fight

>Mr. Diaz is just, he's just a legend of the sport, a really iconic figure, he's done so much for the sport and I have so much respect for him! I've always looked up to him and I never thought I would actually get to be in the cage with him!
>It's going to be a great fight with Mr. Diaz! It's going to be fun!
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>>64121187
No, but here, have an upvote
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>>64121194
Ganbatte!
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>>64121208
People seem to think that an MMA fight would be too difficult to fix, for some reason.
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>>64120094

What's up with Herb Dean and stopping fights so prematurely?
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>>64121241
>tfw the one late stoppage he has is Ronda getting rekt by Holm

still cracks me up to this day
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>>64121222
Checked.

If northcutt could do 170 I'd like to see him v cm punk. It would be the most over hyped fight ever.
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>>64121249

She got head kicked to the ground stiff landing on her head, and he still gave her a chance to recover. He lets Vitor get brain damaged by Chris for 30 seconds but he stops the Mendes - McGregor fight although Conor was hitting him with pillow fists on the ground.

You'll never see a more crooked ref in the fight game.
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#istandwithherb
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2vR3ZH5sTE&feature=youtu.be
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>>64121280
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>>64121222
Everything would be great including the fight. Could headline a UFN or co main a PPV I hope it happens the media would be a maymay factory
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>>64121241
You just don't understand fights

Erosa was clearly fucking gone after the second punch
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>>64121270
I feel like most of the time Herb Dean is the best at protecting the fighters but in big events you can tell he's favoring one side

The Mendes fight had like 3 seconds to the bell and he was more gassed than out
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>>64121285
Post RARE Rogaines
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Place your bets,gents.
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>>64121233
I think there's a lot of variables that make a professional MMA fight difficult to fix but a reality TV exhibition match would be easy as fuck.
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>>64121309
still holding on to that eh?
>Chad was dun.
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>>64121154
>you will never be lovingly embraced by Moraes after he RNC'd you
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>>64121319
Conor, KO in the second round.
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>>64121322
Honestly it was an early stoppage
Fair enough McGregor probably could have finished him there anyway but he seemed to stop it a bit too quick
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>>64121340
Chad broke though. Explain how he did NOT break and was looking for the door.
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kek the memes about reddit are real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXNV3TC2O08&feature=youtu.be
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mewvement
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>>64121270
>He lets Vitor get brain damaged by Chris for 30 seconds

Brain damaged? lol I dunno man

>You'll never see a more crooked ref in the fight game.
100% agreed though
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>>64121319
Conor isn't way bigger than Aldo considering he's on his tip toes on the pic
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>>64121222
Its weird every time Diaz shit talks they always respond. I wonder how they would react to someone who doesnt do it back.
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>>64121365
>>64121270
Nah man, with important fights he lets it go on or else uncle Dana and co. will have him taken out (somehow, where's kim winslow? eh? EH!?). I think he just does that to avoid all of his early stoppage stuff. When was it that he had an early stoppage, then on his next big fight he let it go a bit longer and everyone was up in arms about it. there's no winning really. Refs have a shitty job.

>webm unrelated
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>>64121309
>>64121322
>still holding on to that eh?

The problem with the stoppage is that, with three seconds left, he was entirely covered up and 0% of Conor's strikes were landing.

Thrown strikes should not equal a stoppage, ever. If strikes are being blocked properly, you are intelligently defending yourself, period.
>>64121350
Chad was definitely rocked, but he was walking around fine less than 30 seconds after the fight was stopped, and that's because the doctors don't let you stand up right away after a TKO.
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>>64121382
would be hilarious if Sage responded to his shit talking with praise 100% of the time

>leth go bitch! you a bitch! step up bitch nigga!

>God bless you Mr. Diaz!

the whole fight

>>64121387
Herb has a history for bad early stoppages though. The Ronda vs McMann fight was honestly one of the worst ever. McMann gets dropped by a liver shot, and Ronda literally doesn't land two clean shots before Herb jumps in.

Quite similar to the Mendes stoppage but Mendes was hurt a lot worse than McMann.
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>>64121387
I hate Akiyama losing like this. He is so talented but the UFC fed him to the sharks and now he is too old.
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>>64121397
>Chad was definitely rocked, but he was walking around fine less than 30 seconds after the fight was stopped
That happens a fair amount though, even with good stoppages.
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>>64121416
Oh jees now I want that match up.

>Sage catches Nate in a Triangle and gives him a double thumbs up.
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>>64121397
Yeah man but what was his IMMEDIATE next move after the fight was waved off? He didn't complain about the stoppage and actually went over to Conor to shake his hand, that was weak. I understand sportsmanship and all, but the guy made him look like a fool a few months earlier on tv, talked shit to his face, taunted him during the fight and kicked his ass.

>thank you sir for the flat 500k.

>webm unrelated
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>>64121208
Yeah there's no way Artem Lobov could really heem Julian "Juicy J" Erosa, a world class MMA fighter who amassed a 14-2 record fighting hipster bums in Cagesports® at the Emerald Queen Hotel and Casino Resort Tacoma, Washington, USA
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>>64121335
are you picking him or the daggy to win?

I'm slight favouring Moraes after watching the Dag vs Gunny. He has good power but he didn't have an answer after Gunny got him to the ground and took mount
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>>64121440
go away ireland
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>>64121425
>That happens a fair amount though, even with good stoppages.

That is true. I still think the Mendes stoppage was purposely quick, though. I think it's pretty obvious actually, I'm surprised more people don't agree but there are a lot of dumb people in the world.

>>64121432
Mendes got paid, probably more than the $500k that was announced. His body was broken, so he might have been glad the fight was stopped so he could stop feeling like he was suffocating lol
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>>64121455
>Mendes stoppage was too quick
>Mendes body was broken and suffocating
wut
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>>64121397
if your hand is covering your head and being repeatedly punched, it's still doing damage to the head
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>>64121469
This. You are getting pinned down and taking punches. Covering up and going into the fetal position is not intelligently defending yourself.
Trying to escape a bad position or moving around making it harder to hit you is.
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>>64121455
>Mendes got paid, probably more than the $500k that was announced. His body was broken, so he might have been glad the fight was stopped so he could stop feeling like he was suffocating lol
Agreed. Let's enjoy some /heem/ vids while we wait for the greatest weekend of our lives.
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>>64121322

He let Ronda who was out cold get pummeled more than Chad who was still conscious.
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>>64121466
>a fighter has injured part of their body that isn't their brain

>the fight needs to be stopped right away!
the body shots were accumulating, that doesn't mean you have to stop the fight lol
cmon bud get with it

>>64121469
I understand that. It's still intelligently defending yourself, which is the basis that the ref is going on in order to come to the decision of whether or not the fight needs to be stopped.
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>>64121476
>This. You are getting pinned down and taking punches. Covering up and going into the fetal position is not intelligently defending yourself.

So then the Weidman fight should have been stopped when Weidman's back was against the cage and he was covering up vs Vitor's onslaught and all of Vitor's punches were landing on Weidman's guard?

Just because a fighter is covering up and punches are landing on their guard doesn't mean the fight should be stopped. Mendes had a full chicken wing coverage on the side of his head, and a total of three punches landed on the side of his forearm, not the side of his head. He was defending his head from strikes intelligently, just like Weidman was.
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>>64121483
Yup. Looking forward to the next three days.
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>>64121442
I can't get a bead on Omari. He seems quite good at times, but other times he seems rather middle of the pack. Doesn't seem to have the same burning fire as the rest of the Daggy Bunch.
Moraes is a good opportunist usually, but then again he also stood with Lebout for the majority of that bout. I was very surprised to see him get the Unanimous Dick in that one.
So my brain says it's a bit of a tossup of Omari keeping it conservative and Moraes finding a chance, and my heart says "S E R G I N H O O O O"
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>>64121480
>Bowl Cut Asian KTFO musclebound wrestler
I love it

>>64121503
It also depends how hurt the fighter is at the time. There are so many factors that its kind of impossible to definitively say whats right or wrong. Really its unfair to get mad at refs unless they are blatantly terrible like Kim Winslow or Mazagatti
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>>64121503
yeah i don't remember Weidman looking like he needed a way out. Again, please explain how Chad wasn't broken. I don't think you can see that in your Move of the Fight replay.
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>>64121519
>tfw i feel validated
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>>64121455
>His body was broken
That's a good point. There was definitely a front snapper to the liver that landed true enough such that Chad's whole body language changed for a few seconds as he had to focus all his mental capacity on just staying upright and not keeling over like so many others have. I was surprised McGregor didn't swarm him at that point.
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>>64121540
Conner is very composed I get the impression he doesnt go for the finish unless its a sure thing.
There have been plenty of times where guys punch themselves out because they thought they could finish the fight.
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>>64121551

It's all about being peshent with these tings.
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>>64121575
>these
ya blew it
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We're almost there lads
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>>64121609
Hang on a second...
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>Everyone at the weigh ins is carrying around water jugs trying to rehydrate
>Sage is there smiling and looking great
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>>64121621
lol if he gasses
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>>64121609


bro you got heemed remember? Youve been out cold for several days.
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>>64121621
>>64121629

Sage actually doesn't cut weight
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>>64121629
What if he gasses out so hard he can no longer smile
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>>64121397
If you turtle up, you are saying it is over, you are done. Even Chad himself agreed it was over.
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A thief who was stealing Christmas presents just got eaten by a crocodile while hiding from the police. Maybe there is justice in the world and Paige Vanzant will lose for lying to children dying of cancer.
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If you have xfinity there is a countdown to 194 on the on demand homepage. Has 10 free fights ft. The maincard of 194
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>>64121609
til starwars?
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What time do the main cards start? 10 pm EST right?
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Conor and Zane said Edgar is going to get keked
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>>64121694
Are you fucking kidding me? Not until 10 pm EST? We truly are the least coast.
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>>64121208

This is some quality shitposting, are you also one of the people who think Mendes v McGregor was fixed too? Americans and their crazy theories never cease to amaze me.
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I don't know if this has been posted
http://youtu.be/lkIf9deHCWI
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>>64121440
>ireland in charge of reading comprehension

Not saying he couldn't. I'm saying the fight looked suspicious.
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>>64121701
Oh bu fucking hu
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>>64121723

Lol based Weidman.
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>>64121737
There was nothing suspicious about it.
McGOAT read Juicy Julian like an open book and came up with a gameplan which Artem executed perfectly
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>>64121720
>the UFC wouldn't fix a fight that would potentially derail their cash cow
>the UFC wouldn't fix a reality television exhibition fight

Really?
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>>64121750
With all due respect, I don't think Irish people can read anything.
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>>64121723
Luke....seemed....rattled.....when.....Ariel....mentioned...him....getting....kod.....early.....
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>>64121741
Yeah I guess it could be worse.
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You guys ready for the beginning?
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>>64121776
p4p greatest writers on the planet m8
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Remember all those goofs who would always cry that the card would fall apart from injuries everytime #9DaysofFury was brought up for the past few months? What a bunch of dummies
>>
How many bongs till this begins?
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>>64121839
8 bongs 55 bings to prelims
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WHATCH YOU LOOKING AT?

WHATCH YOU LOOKING AT?
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>>64121788
>what is weight cutting
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look into moi eyes lidl man
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>>64121818
>those lewd as fuck letters by james joyce to his lover
buncha pervs
>>
I've really enjoyed this thread.
Pfister in the OP -> great thread quality
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this new lesbian strawweight has more charisma and personality than paige
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8jJjPQllTY
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>>64121870
This thread sucks, i don't even have one (you).
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>>64121893
>>64121893
>>64121893
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>>64121888
especially for (you)
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I have my spies in this general. Nothing gets posted without me knowing.
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>>64121888
Have a nice big (You), on the house
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>>64121879
>this is what passes for charisma and personality in Americlap land
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>>64121767

How much tinfoil does it take to keep your hat in tip top condition all year round?
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>>64121900
Best ring girl ever?
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>>64121397
face down turtling is not intelligent defence, by that logic you could put amateurs in there and never get a stoppage.

And the time argument is so dumb, its not the refs job to make sure you get to the bell its the fighters. you don't let a guy keep fighting if he taps right before the bell so why is it any different with a tko
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Why is pay per view so god damn expensive. To think I have to pay 50 bucks to watch a fight for a few minutes is ridiculous.

I have the money but god damn this is painful.
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