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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN 80: PVZ vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Edgar ve Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>194 embedded
extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
>PVZ Vs Rose embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/FL33me6jGO4
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/6yvvNTPBaKU
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/aZJwY_MnRyk
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/eY2jIlzRUfE
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/FieBbPbIOWI
>Main Card (on Fightpass at 10 PM ET/7 PM PT/3:00 AM UK)
Rose Namajunas (115.5) vs. Paige VanZant (115.5)
Michael Chiesa (156) vs. Jim Miller (155.5)
Sage Northcutt (155.5) vs. Cody Pfister (156)
Thiago Santos (185) vs. Elias Theodorou (185)
>Preliminary Card (on Fightpass at 6:45 PM ET/3:45 PM PT/11:45 PM UK)
John Howard (170) vs. Tim Means (170)
Omari Akhmedov (170) vs. Sergio Moraes (171)
Antonio Carlos Junior (185) vs. Kevin Casey (185)
Johnny Eduardo (135) vs. Aljamain Sterling (135.5)
Santiago Ponzinibbio (170) vs. Andreas Stahl (171)
Nathan Coy (170) vs. Danny Roberts (169.5)
Phillipe Nover (145) vs. Zubaira Tukhugov (145)
Kailin Curran (115) vs. Emily Kagan (115)
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>PVZ vs Chambers
https://youtu.be/R43izVe6D5g
>Rose vs Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
first
there's still time for injuries lads
I have my spies in this general. Nothing gets posted without my knowing.
fourth for the GOAT heavyweight
Hey you still there pussy
How intimidating is this?
in for Saul Rodgers being the uncrowned champ
greentext the story of your first fight
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/boxing/tyson-fury/12040952/Tyson-Fury-under-police-investigation-after-hate-crime-accusation.html
>HATE CRIME
How intimidating is this?
>>64121932
Sage looks like he's going to belt out a really nice Sum 41-esque tune.
you now remember Fedor
>>64121930
>living in a country where "speech crimes" exist
What kind of meme is this?
Are you going to watch the Jose Aldo biopic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HSALa86blI
>there are people in this thread right now who actually legitimately unironically hold the opinion that PVZ isn't going to beat the shit out of Rose
>>64121906
They brought someone in here to mimic my posting. No one can mimic me. Someone got baited by stray meme in here, pretty sloppy for anyone to even get baited like that.
>>64121932
I didn't know Guile was a UFC fighter.
>>64121893
first for weidman getting his shit push in
>>64121932
dat godlike chin and psycho stare, anyone has a link of the weigh ins?
>>64121946
rose will blow it
>>64121962
You got first just like Luke is going to win.
>>64121946
I want Rose to win
we getting heemspeak tonight?
https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y?t=1169
>>64121967
clean feet
>>64121973
>Pat is sweatier than her just from watching the fight
>>64121976
>heemspeak
cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KzHcRt-IhU
why is she so QT?
sage looks like a guy who was genetically built in a lab to get tinder matches
>>64121989
>not watching UFC with your heembros
>>64121989
what are you so afraid of?
>tfw sacked Uni of all week so i could fuck my sleep schedule up just for this weekend
>>64122001
so she has a career lined up after she gets cut this week
>>64122006
laughed way too hard on this
>>64121989
It's boring as shit more than cringy
Luke is such a fucking autist. I get he's trying to sell the fight but he's terrible at it. Yes let me get my nails done. Clean feet. Also Brendan Schaub should be on this card. Had Cro Kek not called it a day Schaub would be giving him his retirement party on Saturday.
>>64122011
good lad, sacked off a seminar and a lecture today too. might do the same tomorrow. what uni btw?
RIPPING ME INTO PIECES
>>64121893
What question did Saul lied on his visa application?
>>64122031
what slavery position are you preparing for?
>>64122027
>Clean feet.
Sparkling toes~
I'm actually excited to see Ryan hall vs Artem
>>64122031
Uclan lad, few too many foreigners but whatever
let's get closer
YOU KNOW WHAT'S NEXT, THAT WURLD TITLE IS NEXT
TELL HOESAY I'M CUMMIN
>>64122056
What are the top 5 fights you're looking forward to on this upcoming card?
>>64122038
His criminal past. This couldnt get any more stereotypical desu senpai.
>>64122056
Hall will just memesub him
Poor Artem
https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y?t=1811
>>64122070
I wana smell his poosy
How much longer until the word filters are removed I feel like I'm living in Britain
>>64121966
Part of me wants Rose to win, but the other part is telling me that these are the fights Rose loses.
>>64121989
yeah bro I am
going to bed soon to wake up in time
>>64122079
Tonight? Six in no particular order
Aljo vs Eduardo
Memes vs Howard
Chiesa vs Miller
Theodorou vs santos
PVZ vs rose
Sage Vs pfister
>>64122018
>PRIDE Wanderlei with a sword
double fucked
>watching tuf
>someone goofing about
>film guy laughing
>cut to interveiw of the guy who was laughing
>yea that guy was a fucking faggot i wanna fight him, i think he was really out of line
>>64121989
Anyone who uses it is an actual autist.
>>64122085
I know. It's great. I thought America was out of it, but luckily Britain is filled with criminal scum.
>>64122092
they're already gone t
Is this where Faber finally realizes he sucks?
>>64122121
not with that opposition.
Is he anyone else's favorite white fighter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFwtkZfRywM
>>64122100
I'm about the same
Extremely interested in how Funkmemester vs Eduardo ends up.
I'm hoping the Memes vs Howard bout ends up being a vicious clinic by the Dirty Bird. I like his style.
Chiesa vs Miller feels like it might be a blowout, Miller's slowed down a fair amount recently...
Who you got in Theo vs Santos?
>>64122125
Saenz looked good in his last outing.
>>64122059
QMUL here senpai
>>64122040
no idea desu, might just become a neet
>>64122127
Gunnar is the man.
>>64122127
gunnar can speak english better than most americans
This is a bully free zone. If you have an issue with a fellow member, stop talking about it. Sack up and fight. I swear to God if I see one more of you trying to shit up /heem/ with your petty problems I will end you. Take your shit outside or I will turn you inside out.
>>64122144
learn2meme
>>64122144
I've just about had it up to here with you mate. Talk hard shit again like that and I'll sweep your fucking attic clean.
>>64122083
Seriously? Or is this just bantz?
>>64122131
Theodorou has the clear overall striking advantage. Santos can knock anybody out, but I don't think Elias will give him the chance. He is too smart of a fighter to leave himself open to it and santos doesn't really have the complete game to force an oppurtunity for himself. I see santos coming out aggressive and then Elias taking over about 2 minutes in and setting the pace from there.
lads anything worth watching that isn't in the op?
>>64122127
Gunnar looks like he's always plotting to murder everyone in the room.
>>64122168
Have you watched Zahabis breakdown of McGregor vs Aldo?
https://youtu.be/UUlQ7qS5ClU
Really don't get why PVZ is main eventing a fight night
>>64122177
nice, thanks
>>64122177
Why do people listen to that moron?
>>64122180
For some reason she has more followers than the 7 fighters ranked above her combined
>>64122188
I don't know. You should go tell everyone at tristar he is a moron and take over his gym. You might need to beat him up to get ownership. I'm not sure how it works up in Canada.
>>64122132
He didn't.
Nope. 632,000 followers for the 7 fighters above her. 518,000 for paige.
>>64121973
>tfw no gf that heems other bitches for me
>mfw disgruntled Dana at post fight presser
>>64122197
Coaching is a meme. That's like saying Erik Spoelstra is a great coach because he won championships with Lebron.
>>64122225
"Aldo is really banged up, we sent him straight to the hospital"
cue Aldo walking in 5 minutes later
>>64122235
Swear I've seen this episode of UFC before
>>64122242
>1 fight this year
guys how much bongs till the event ? i might sleep a bit, ufc fucked up my sleeping schedual
>>64122242
Chun Li?
>>64122225
Dana really is ridiculous sometimes
>Rousey was the only bantamweight champion of course she deserves a rematch despite getting her shit kicked in
>Oh no I don't think we can talk about an Aldo/McGregor rematch at this point no way
>>64122254
roughly 8 hours or so
>>64122254
8 bongs or something m8 ~11 til Sage
>>64122254
8 if I'm not mistaken
>>64122252
she's my side fightfu wouldn't mind her fight more often
>>64122275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgwuG8v7lmg
TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO MEWVMENT
>>64122246
THAT NEVER HAPPENED YOU FUCKING GOOF
>>64122278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2sA5UQmgAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Pyr73R1i8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1xh-q4SSCA
good breakdowns from heavy hands
>>64122226
I know bro, have you already started packing for your trip to tristar? You will be making bank as the new head coach.
>>64122293
>downvoting that
>implying most women could do even 1
>>64122298
>>64122177
i'd love to watch these but devoting 3 hours to it seems a bit much desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7IBaeaAT_M
Lena UFC Debut when?
Kickboxing record of 12-6
MMA record of 13-3 8 wins by way of submission
Isn't the UFC looking for experienced women?
Plus shes hot as fuck
>>64122322
they picked all 4 underdogs
>>64122322
>>64122328
Aldo
Rose
Rockhold
Mendes
why is sage perfect? i feel llike shit everytime i watch him...
>>64122349
Choose to be inspired
>>64122127
white and otherwise
I'm full homo for gunnar
He has a very calm and confident demeanour that makes me feel safe
>>64122327
>mma india
people pooping around the cage lmao
>>64122349
Join a megachurch
>>64122377
it was the first fight I saw online
>tfw it's a Bryan talks about ISIS and gun laws episode
>>64122399
>it's an anon is obsessed with a shit tier fighter episode
>>64122349
Why don't you choose to be inspired by him instead? His goofy happy attitude makes me smile and not feel like crap
>>64122406
haha :P
>>64122406
I know for a fact I can beat up just about any of you fuckers here
Youre all a bunch of tough guy punks, I'd kick your asses easily. Already a black belt in Karate. I'm officially am MMA fighter (5-0 all KOs) I've been boxing and kickboxing for years. I know the form and have brutal punches and kickes, none of them would be able to stand up with me for more than 20 seconds. Chris Weidman also gave me personal wrestling lessons and I've nailed down the basics, its really simple stuff, I've advanced pretty quick, I've won some local tournaments, even if I get a wrestler I'd still stuff their takedown and utilize Sambo from a couple lessons I took, you wouldnt know whats coming. I've been training in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for a while, already a purple belt. So if any if you silly fucks could even get me to the ground and not vice versa I'd submit you in 5 seconds then go to town with punches and kicks after I choke you out or break your arm
>>64122417
i guess i evny him, and see a bit of myself in him.... at least what i wanted to become when i was a child
>Sage Northcutt fights Clay Guida
>The arena explodes from the sheer Positive Energy colliding.
>>64122435
If your life was a movie, and it started now – forget about whatever financial disasters you’ve had, personal failures, relationship failures – what would the hero of your life’s movie do right now? Do that! Do those things. We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past, and we say ‘Well, that’s me.’ That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who’s learned from those failures and you can choose to be the hero of your own movie right now.
Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™.You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.
>>64122456
I cant tell if your joking or not because that Rogan speech is legit awesome.
>>64122441
that would be sage vs diego "the dream" sanchez
Who else is on the on the No-forgei Jesus hype train?
>>64122473
Diego always looks too intense tho
This is how a fight between me and everyone here would go
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/10/9883526/mma-analytics-ufc-194-tuf-stats-win-probabilities-jose-aldo-conor-mcgregor
Do you even MMAth, bro?
Get in my error margin
>>64122486
How can you take me down when you'll be eating body shots the entire time? The knee, the heel, spinning back kick to the ribs, I just don't see how this ends without a nicely timed precise straight left to your glass jaw to put you away.
mendes is underdog? is that free money i smell?
>>64122486
are you choking me?
you better not be choking me
It's actually happening
>>64122494
CHOKE ME?
CHOKE YOU
Callen and Schaub said that Maia has much better stand up than Nelson
>>64122507
Why is Longo so fat
>>64122456
saved thx i guess
>>64122507
both callen and schaub never made a good pick lol they are both beta as fuck.
https://youtu.be/S8VJZq3VyI8
nelson will KO maia rd1
>>64122546
I think you would be surprised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuXqsLc7w7I
>>64122510
dont matter how fat he is he will still punch a hole in your fucking chest
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/10/9870166/ronda-rousey-coach-edmond-tarverdyan-under-oath-creditor-meeting-ufc-news
>mfw Fight Pass keeps declining my card saying it's invalid.
>>64122604
>tfw Bovada keeps declining mine
>>64122600
good for him, taxation is literally theft
>>64122600
>Tarverdyan's attorney claimed that his client had no set contract with Rousey. When asked for an estimate of his 2015 earnings for training Rousey, he initially stated "six figures" then narrowed the answer to $200,000-300,000 for two fights this year. All the final results from Rousey's UFC 193 title defense aren't in yet.
>Q: What's his customary percentage for training?
>A: 10%.
>Q: What's his financial arrangement with Travis Browne?
>A: 10%
>>64122605
Are you booing ME?
>>64122622
>People will unironically support putting him in prison for not giving half of his money to criminals
>>64122622
B..but someone said Ronda makes $6mil a fight
>>64122605
>tfw Ross Pearson will never be good
His career is one step forward two steps back
>>64122649
ronda makes more money with commercials than mma
>>64122636
Criminals?
There are people ITT right now who consider themselves men, but aren't even big enough to fight at light heavyweight.
>>64122673
in all of his wins he looks like a destroyer too.
Hes in prison for drug dealing isnt he?
>>64122694
>Hes in prison for drug dealing isnt he?
Wut
post dank tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AREppyQf5uw
>>64122600
Dana should get in his ear and tell him "we'll make these money problems go away if you sign to fight CM Punk and then throw the fight"
>>64122690
why does her makeup always look like it's been done at a mortuary?
>>64122699
my bad i got him confused with Paul Kelly
I'm going for a nap lads
wake me up in a few bongs
>>64122733
dont wake up
>>64122694
>>64122699
he looked a transexual in the eyes without permission which is considered a hate crime in bongistan
>>64122733
>nap
>morning
>>64122741
can't wake up
>>64122246
Your opinion = WGAF
>tfw want to get some burritos for tonght
>going to feel like shit double-fisting burritos while watching natty Sage fight
why the fuck aren't they starting the main card until 10 pm on a thursday?
>tfw we're mere hours and days away from witnessing something incredible and getting that high feeling we got after Rousey/Holm and 189
>>64122787
no we're not, nothing this week will come close to topping that
>>64122787
>inb4 every fight on every card goes to boring decision
>>64122804
get a load of this faggot
>conor winning/losing will be a bigger deal than ronda getting head kick ko'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PblXFd09dic
>>64122157
kekd so hard
>>64122804
mmm nah, I really enjoyed seing Rousey getting btfo but im more of an mma fan than a Ronda hater, this is gonna top that
>>64122827
jesüs christ mods
How many bongs and bings until fight pass kicks off lads?
>>64122144
I don't sanction this buffoonery m8.
>>64122852
6ish bongs lad
>>64122827
Maybe someone needs to make a list of all the attractive womens who are MMA related...
>>64122852
http://www.ufc.tv/video/namajunas-vs-vanzant-fight-pass-prelims
>>64122826
fuggg she is even more QT in glasses
UNBAN THE GERMAN
OR GET HEEMED LIKE DAVE HERMAN
>>64122827
Relax Germany.
>>64122871
>DAVE HERMAN
>le BJJ doesn't work on me man
>>64122690
Lose weight you fatass.
>>64122814
Even if it does, I literally like every single fighter on the card.
>>64122845
>>64122860
>>64122877
>>64122883
What did I miss here?
>>64122899
Germany posted
"Enjoy your hot pockets, you fat doing it for free faggot. You illiterate piece of shit. How dare you ban me before the best week of the year for a fite fan? For posting an actual UFC strawweight. Maybe I should leave this semen slurping board behind for good..."
That's really harsh
Unban Germany before the event today please he's sure to behave. Fightfans shouldn't miss this
#JeSuisGermany
alright homos its bed time for me. I set my alarm to wake me at 9 and if my calculations are correct the pre lims start at 10
See yall in a few hours
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>Sage loses
>PVZ loses
>Conrad loses
>>64122924
See ya!
Im not event the janitor, but I personally hope all off topic posters are incapacitated for this weekend. I would love to have some actual MMA discussion for once instead of just spamming memes.
What fight are you all looking forward to this weekend?
>>64122963
>What fight are you all looking forward to this weekend?
Fuck bud, all of them lol
Tonight though, mainly Elias and Sage. Miller/Chiesa should be good, but who cares kinda, and PVZ/Rose will probably suck.
>>64122963
Rather have off-topic stuff than questions that have been asked for the past 3 months
>>64122180
she and rose are ranked higher then miller
>having to fiw your sleep schedule to watch the three cards
>Not staying awake for 3 nights and 3 days to finally transcend your viewer experience with hallucination on sunday morning at 6 am during Conor vs Aldo
>>64122963
Edgar-Mendes
Jacare-Heemero
I can't trust Weidman to bring entertainment, nor Conor to live up to his trash talk anymore.
>no eire spammer b& yet
>>64122963
>I hate fun
>>64122974
It's a good thing that what you think doesn't matter.
>>64122920
#IchbinDeutschland
>>64122993
I'm tempted. I once stayed awake for 5 days straight and it was pretty intense.
>>64122942
have some IFL to go with that mustache
nice 9 second heem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXZMKX3lTp4&feature=youtu.be
>>64122993
wait isnt conor vs aldo at 4 am
what time zone is france, arent you guys gmt +2 ?
>>64123011
No you never
>>64123018
Im gmt +1 I think and the fight will be around 5-6
>>64123029
fuck everything. Tenta på Tisdag
>>64123029
>>64123029
gonna buy me a few nice nescafe 3in1 and yolo all day
>>64123034
>Tenta på Tisdag
What does this mean
>>64123034
You'd fail it anyway, so why give a fuck? Being a FightFan™ is more importanter than edumacation.
>mfw Americans claim to be real fight fans
>>64123057
>serbia knows swedish
>>64123053
Going full Balkan as well. 3in1, guarana, mineral water and fruit.
>you now remember that Ryan Hall has rolled with both Conor and Aldo and says there isn't much of a difference between them
>>64123061
>mfw americans complain about being up to 2 am for fights
>>64123063
I have a lot of friends in Sweden and I've been there (and I've met Gus).
>fan ta dig
>>64123074
>Ireland clinging to more straws
enjoy it while it lasts lel
>>64123074
Didn't he say that there was not as much of a gulf between them as people thought? That does not really mean he thinks they are as good, just that people are underestimating Conors grappling
Would the Sage hype die out if he lose tonight?
>>64123055
He's got exams on tuesday mate.
how can you unironically call yourself a fightfan if you live in a place that required altering your sleep schedule to enjoy it? It's like claiming you're a real beach bum when you live in some flyover state and visit the coast one week a year for vacation. Try actually committing to your supposed passion, faggots. If you are prioritizing anything else in your life over the convenience of watching fights at a reasonable hour, you simply aren't a fight fan.
>>64123097
He's shaken and near death every weigh-in, though.
>>64123109
>being this butt blasted
none fight fan detected
>>64123109
>I'll never be a FightFan™: the post
>>64122507
long live longo
>>64123125
Lol, what's your excuse for living in such an irrelevant time zone? a true fight fan wouldn't let anything hold him back from enjoying the fights in a convenient way. You suffer for no one.
>>64122963
>no fun allowed
fuck off
Does Bovada ever have the best odds or does it get off on being a non-sketchy site?
>>64123138
>irrelevant time zone?
m8 GMT is THE time zone
>>64123134
If you were a real fight fan, you would move to accommodate it. But you're not, so you stay in some place clearly not meant for fight fans. You make rationalizations for why you need to stay in a place where you stay up late and adjust your schedule to enjoy what real fight fans enjoy without issue. Real commitment would be making the UFC fight schedule your main priority i.e. Living in a relevant time zone. You clearly have other priorities you value over being a fight fan, and therefore are nothing but an imitator.
>>64123162
Of what?
>>64123186
>Of what?
Of the world all your shit is + or - GMT
>>64123186
this joke is annoying and unfunny
>>64122827
>"Enjoy your hot pockets, you fat doing it for free faggot. You illiterate piece of shit. How dare you ban me before the best week of the year for a fite fan? For posting an actual UFC strawweight. Maybe I should leave this semen slurping board behind for good..."
>>64123162
>3 am
>THE time zone
el em ayy oh
>>64123198
Prove you have an active fightpass subscription or kindly refrain from posting again.
>>64123077
yeah but do you have an important job you have to be at early the next day
>friend tells me he's getting the fight
>knows I'm a bit of a shut in
>he pushes me into going and I give in
>he's getting the fight and tells. Me there's going to be people there (some I know and some I don't)
>probably going to be girls
>going to be food too
>don't want to pig out in front of a bunch of people I don't know and girls so will probably not eat at all or drink
>going to have to suppress my emotions so I don't yell stuff at the screen like HEEM SLEEPY!
I just want to be on heemspeak...
>>64122056
Same here. honestly thought halls fight with saul should have gone to 3 rounds.
>>64123070
hehe najdov kaj da se kladam btw, ima vo bet city :^)
>1.85 za konor
brb putting my house on mcgoober
>>64123225
Don't make me come over there and brand your hotdog
for all you GMT+1s out there the fight is in 7AM supposedly
>>64123244
Just have a few beers before you go
>>64123244
doesn't sound comfy at all desu, bet they are all casuals too
>>64123244
Make sure to take your autism meds before you go.
>>64123251
You really think I'm just going to sit there and let you brand my hotdog?
>>64123251
get in my guard bro
>>64123244
>yfw they wont know 95% of the fights on the card
Just go full none casual and let them know you're a real fight fan
>>64123244
>be on heemspeak
do actual "people" unironically do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuEA2FmIqNo
Ckeck this out, the guy at 1:06 is Alexandre Sangue, fights in Shogun's academy and Fought in TUF Brasil.
>>64123186
Hilarious! I rate this bait 8/8
>>64123295
Shogun kicked him out of his gym, I heard.
>>64123289
dude its pretty fun
its like having friends almost, and friends that actually know about fighting
>>64123296
It's not b8. It is a fact. You prioritize other things over being a fight fan, or you would move to the west. I'm not saying you're a bad person. You're just not a fight fan.
>>64123249
Navodno svi u Brazilu se klade na Konora, jer znaju da je Aldo uplašen.
Meridian ima 1.72 na Konora.
BET THE HOUSE
>>64123323
How many UFC Rewards points do you have?
>>64123323
I'm considering upgrading this to copy pasta, but you're pushing it slightly. Tone it down, it was good so far.
>>64123334
r8 my plan
conor
chad mendes
gunnar
50 euros
r8 (Y) or h8 (N)
>daily reminder that this happened
>>64123361
Good picks! I'm doing the very same and adding Sage, Jacare and Luke. I know, I'm pushing it.
>>64123361
>gunnar "im going to grapple maia" nelson winning
>>64123351
You still can't justify yourself. How about you tell us your reasons for staying in such an irrelevant time zone and how you rationalize not moving to the west while simultaneously calling yourself a fight fan.
>>64123379
>those torn jeans
McGoof doesn't give a fuck
>>64123379
>northcutt
its 1.06 senpai thats just not smart
>>64123384
nelson has been good so far and maia is an old fuck, lets be real
plus don't forget about mewvment
>>64123384
the very same Gunner "im going to strike Thatch, THE BEST STRIKER IN THE DIVISION ACCORDING TO MY BROS OUT IN DENVER" Nelson
>>64123384
He's not going to grapple maia, though
The fight starts on the feet
Just as soon as 194 is over we'll be getting embeddeds for Dos Anjos/Cerrone
>>64123379
As soon as they ripped, he should've just taken his pants off completely.
>>64123436
>Brandon Thatch
Fuck, I hate it when there's a guy that you discover and sort of take a liking to and then he winds up shitting the bed
>>64123392
Because despite popular opinion, people from Serbia don't really have a lot of money to be able to move to where ever they want.
Trust me, If I could, I'd bail this armpit of Europe in a heartbeat.
>>64123460
How much do you think you'd have to have saved to just up and fuck off to somewhere else?
>>64123450
>Just as soon as 194 is over we'll be getting embeddeds for Dos Anjos/Cerrone
It's a beauty time to be alive, boys.
>>64123426
I know, but it is a multiplier (more picks better money) and I'm pretty certain he'll win so I'm not too phased about it fucking up my picks.
>>64123460
What are your expenses beside fightpass™? Cut back on the skinny jeans and start saving for a ticket west and certified fight fan status.
This goes for all you other europoors too.
>yfw sunday has more memes than ufc 193
>>64123445
he said he wanted to grapple
>>64123436
your friends being dumb does not mean Thatch is good
>>64123426
Maia absolutely tooled Magny a while ago
>>64123506
BROOOO RELAX
grab a coffee and a slice of pizza
IM RICH. AS. SHIT.
>>64123481
>>64123472
A lot. But I could make that cash, the thing I lack is promise of employment. Fuck moving out just to be homeless illegal with an accent.
>>64123506
>Maia absolutely tooled Magny a while ago
just exploited the fuck out of his ground game
Maia is too slick
>>64123466
Not going to read that block, but awful formatting aside it seems like you put in some effort. Take a (you)
>>64123466
Fuck off with your wushu and myth martial arts senpai what're you gonna do to my superior puerto rican boxing skills? no touch of death will ever get me
>>64123530
And Magny outgrappled Gastelum so he is obviously no goof on the ground
>>64123526
>the thing I lack is promise of employment.
buddy all of north america lacks that too lol
>>64121902
>there's still time for injuries lads
why must you do this
>>64123526
You may be homeless, but you'll have my stamp of approval as a fight fan. Think about what is really important.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_qoupmsjrY
>yfw McGregor slips on the steps on his way into the octagon and heems himself
is 54 bpm a normal heart rate after taking a mile walk in 80 degree (F) weather? what should it be if you're a professional fighter?
Don't think I've ever been as hyped for a fight as Aldo/McGregor. Maybe Brock/Reem.
>>64123595
>yfw Aldo misses weight by 5lbs
Kek chat is live if you're bored
https://youtu.be/zVvGzFFHb7o
>>64122417
Goofy, happy attitude? What are you a 13 year old girl? Nobody's life is that great. People like him are the most miserable inside. The more dead you are as a person the more psychotically happy you have to appear on the outside. His dad was a fucking bodybuilding drug dealer. You think that made for a stable upbringing? He's been doing karate since he was 5 years old, hes from Texas, and all the sudden he decides he should put his roided muscles to work in MMA? His goal in life is to spread the gospel... through beating the shit out of people? He's biggest cunt I've ever seen compete. I cannot WAIT to see his tin can head get crushed in.
>BRIAN STANN THE GREATEST LIVING AMERICAN
Bookies lowering Aldo's odds. Lal.
>>64123691
Yeah, he is even the favorite some places now
>>64123688
>he's literally a rapist who literally raped a fellow united states american soldier
>>64123576
why wont my youtube work anymore? :(
>>64123530
Maybe cause Magny is a purple belt on the ground and gets taken down easily.
>>64123681
>his dad was a fucking bodybuilder
>he's from texas
>he's been doing karate since he was 5
yeah that's some serious shit
>>64123691
>>64123710
Wow you weren't kidding
Glad I got my bets on early
>>64123681
WAR PFISTER
>>64123691
>not understanding how bookies work
They aren't raising or lowering anything. Money moves the line
northroid is the only guy i'm legitimately scared of in the UFC right now. if you look at his face, it just screams lunatic. he has that clinically manic insane vibe about him.
>>64123753
Bookies set the initial starting lines though.
Mr.dana white said i could fight and im going to win my match sir
>>64123764
You're telling me if you were across the cage from rumble you wouldn't feel anything?
>>64123681
i've never seen so much projection in my life, honestly
holy moly i'm not even a fan of northfag but you are out of it
Sage will literally finish Cody in the 1st round. If ever there was a definition of a tomato can.
>>64123777
Yes but they aren't 'lowering' it a few days before the fight
>>64123681
>Nobody's life is that great.
Speak for yourself
>The more dead you are as a person the more psychotically happy you have to appear on the outside.
You say that like it's a universal truth.
I have money on Phister cause hes a heavy dog, but I'm not gonna hate Sage for being a positive kid.
>>64123802
He better hope so or he'll gas with that pace and nonfunctional mucle
>>64123379
why does mcgoob dress like a fag?
>>64123817
>non-functional muscle
>Has competed in tournaments since he was a babby
How do you get off being so salty?
>>64123789
Sage reminds me more of the Mormon kid Stan is supposed to beat up but is taken aback by his niceness.
sages personality is just a southern one turned up to 11, the super respectful way he talks to everyone and his retard happy go lucky personality that pisses people off
>>64123840
Dude, dont even try to pretend karate tournaments are anything like MMA. Cody's wrestling background offers better preparation for a 15minute fight than a lifetime of chickenshit point fighting TKD tournaments.
>>64123809
They lower it based on how many bets are coming in bud.
It's not an automated machine, the bookies themselves do in fact lower it, but that factor that is influencing them to do so is not how they feel, but how bets are being made.
>>64123879
I bet he's in better shape than you neckbeard. Actually I guarantee it.
>>64123879
>chickenshit point fighting TKD tournaments
>>64123840
I was a half-joking. We don't know if he can go 3 rounds in MMA against UFC caliber fighters. We also don't know if he can handle getting hit. There are much less athletic guys at 155 who can take a beating like few other people on the planet.
>>64123879
>Cody's wrestling background offers better preparation for a 15minute fight than a lifetime of chickenshit point fighting TKD tournaments.
lol you're in for a nasty surprise bud
Sage was on the high school wrestling team for two months and finished fifth in state. He's a freak athlete and I personally think he's more likely to beat Pfister via submission
>>64123812
>betting on someone who chose "The Pfist" as their nickname
>>64123989
Cody "The Fist" Pfister
jesus
>>64123960
>We don't know if he can go 3 rounds
Lol really? Someone like Roy Nelson can go 5 rounds with his dad bod, and you're asserting someone who's been competing since they were a kid can't? Are you high?
>>64123244
Jesus fuck son, settle the fuck down and try some exposure time to the actual world.
>don't drink too much
>don't try to impress people with your mma knowledge, they won't be
>don't say anything you'd type on 4chan; that's just retarded
>be cool
>>64123960
Sage could fuck your mother for 3 hour without having heart rate five above 35bpm, but he wouldn't because he is such a nice guy.
>>64124059
>don't try to impress people with your mma knowledge, they won't be
This is why you don't hang round with normies
>Odds for Gunnar dropping that hard
Why did I wait so long lads?
>mfw the hype machine works
We've seen him have one fucking fight in the UFC where he blitzed a guy early holy shit
>>64123526
I'd let you stay at my house but you fucked up a horse so there's a good chance you're gonna do something weird like molest me.
>>64123466
Are you enjoying your new roommates on /asp/?
>>64124071
You people are fucked, yeah they won't be impressed but they'll think you know what you're talking about at least. Can't be a negative thing.
>>64124097
Look at it this way, no horse would ever fuck with you while I was there. I have perks as a roommate.
>>64124109
>This obsessed with /wwe/
Wew lad
>>64123932
Yeah my point was that the reason for Aldos line change is because a lot of people noticed he was the underdog and bet accordingly. So I think we're in agreement
>>64124110
>Can't be a negative thing.
When the girls think you're some omege beta nerd it is
>>64124097
>wake up in the middle of the night to Serbia pumping Linkin Park and singing along to Crawling in his accent
>finding his dark poetry he's suspiciously left out in the open, then he asks you if you've seen it and what you think if you mention it
fuggen lel just think of it
>>64123552
I guess I should really get my priorities in order then.
>>64124110
I meant, don't bang on about shit.
Drop some knowledgeable comments for sure.
But aspie internet shut-in fanboys tend to destroy any type of normal conversation by overdoing it. Think Rain Man analyzing a fight and you'll get my drift.
>>64124121
This is a pretty good perk, other American. Mr. Hands would still be alive if he had a Serb roommate
the pfister is literally rocky and sage is ivan drago
>>64124158
Aside from Rocky was good and Pfister is shit
>>64124158
>the pfister is literally rocky
How
>>64124124
I thought kicking them was bullshit actually. But the /asp/ie rage was pretty funny.
>>64124158
Aldo is Rocky
y is luke thomas so boring?
PICKSBRO WHERE YOU AT
ROSE
MILLER
SAGE
ELIAS
>>64124179
rocky had to fight a roided out soviet super soldier and pfister has to fight a roided out super sage
>>64124209
Too late senpai
>>64124197
Only watched him once or twice (don't know why you'd bother past that honestly) but he speaks like his opinions are fact and disregards any comments he doesn't like as "trolls" whether they're trolls or not.
>McMemer
How many bing bongs till the prelims?
>>64124226
is there a picks pic going for tomorrow/saturday or did he close those up too?
>>64124239
5 bongs
>>64124257
Tomorrow is closed but 194 is still open
>>64124274
Thanks britbro
>>64124279
damnit I missed tomorrow I think
I'm a semi-seething casual, but I always watch these bigger events on PPV with my mate, who's a BJJ/ Muay Thai guy. It's quite good watching with someone who's into it, but isn't autistic.
How are you guys watching?
>inb4 streaming on my PC alone in my room
Just come over, you're welcome.
p.s. I always enjoy dropping by at /heem/ too, you guys are much better quality than most /sp/ """communities""".
>>64124158
Southern boy Sage ain't no dirty commie.
>>64124209
u can add urself family
>>64124296
BT Sport HD 2
>tfw britbong
>>64124296
>How are you guys watching?
With my old man and my wife, like every other UFC card.
>p.s. I always enjoy dropping by at /heem/ too, you guys are much better quality than most /sp/
I never get to drop in during the actual card, but oh well.
>>64124308
and what, it's like on at 4am or some shit right?
>>64124322
So? What am i 6 i can hack it lad
>>64124321
>I never get to drop in during the actual card, but oh well
That's actually a good thing mate. Means you're actually watching the event with other humans.
>>64124335
I'm terrible at watching fights tired, like my brain doesn't actively sit there and analyse how it's going and who's winning the round, it just kind of all blends together and I end up getting vaguely surprised at close decisions
>>64124296
>How are you guys watching?
Ufc.tv
>>64124296
with a stream, but thats illegal of course
>>64124345
Yeah, which is nice. But everyone always says the fight night threads themselves are retarded lol
>>64124296
in hd through an illegal stream
i will share it with you, but only if i get five (you)'s
Just wondering if there are places where people will go to sports bars and watch a UFC event. Imagine the pent-up alcohol-driven mma rage seething in some patrons. Just waiting for some "fucking casual" to make eye contact so they can heem him at the urinal.
>>64124399
I might check in after; I like to see Irish shitposters getting btfo.
>>64124399
Half the fun of watching fights is all the memes and bullshit of the fight threads
>>64124296
I'm buying the care on my PS4. I'd watch it on Vipbox or Rebbit streams but my girlfriends son really wants to watch it.
>>64124408
I'm paying, it's only $25 in NZ, but here's a (You) on some other Anon's behalf.
>>64124408
upvoted (Y)
>>64124431
Buying it from the UFC website?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS25CRkjKDM
>>64124408
Soulja Boy (Yooooou)
>>64124427
Shouldn't little Jamal be watching it with his real father?
>>64124455
First thing that came to mind too
>>64124408
>>64124408
>>64124408
>>64124408
>>64124408
On the house, m8
>>64123309
Accepted him back a few months later
He said he was sorry to the whole gym and shit
>>64124408
>tfw can't decide whether to buy it or test my luck with AceStream
I don't want laggy shit that dies during the main event then I have to frantically find another stream.
if you don't pay money for services you enjoy, you're an idiot
>The Fist of Northcutt VS The Sister Pfister
>>64124441
Nah it's on Sky TV (cable)
For some reason, fight ppvs are much cheaper here than in the states. I remember when Pac Gayweather was $100 in the USA, Fuck that noise. Of course people will end up streaming it for free.
Found my fightfu today
tybgpdfmb
>>64124473
>tfw you literally have a dozen stream options
Is Stephens going to BTFO of heem again this weekend?
>>64124507
been watching some one fc are ye?
Claudia is in the cage:
https://www.instagram.com/p/_GACxBj6II/
>>64124519
kek hell no, just youtube
>>64124508
throw me one pls
>>64124510
why is it goobers face and not stephens?
>>64124510
see this is how many predictions you get when you leave it open till weigh-ins
>>64124443
Fuck Dana.
Holly has to wait when she's the champ, that's fucking unfair. That's why I'll never give that man money
>>64124557
It's the McGregor show, lad
>>64124561
All of the US submissions were me
>>64124510
I put $15 on him for the keks but don't care because Rose will make up for it if he doesn't win
>>64121893
Height advantage my ass
>>64124561
be the jon jones you want to see in the world.
>>64124586
Except for the top left
>>64124443
>the weight of an entire sport is on Rondas shoulders
fucking normies
>>64124608
i put you in the top left even when you're not first tbqhwy
>>64124608
>>64124619
extremely obvious that you're replying to yourself lol
>>64124604
the chris is wearing heels on his dirty non-sparkling toes
>>64124627
Lol, you caught me bro. I'm waiting out the minute post timer exactly and replying to myself. I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that pesky Canadian.
>I don't support Cody "/heem/" Pfister
Come on the guy is just like us
>>64124661
like us in the sense I could heem him and everyone in here I guess.
>>64124666
>666
>2 predictions
Truly devilish
>>64124408
You faggot
>>64124661
I hope he doesn't get destroyed.
>>64124627
why can't you grasp that everyone hates you and it's not just one american?
Why is pay per view so god damn expensive. To think I have to pay 50 bucks to watch a fight for a few minutes is ridiculous.
I have the money but god damn this is painful.
>>64124807
>I have the money
doesn't sound like it
>>64124443
EL OH EL
>>64124238
that poorly timed knee.
>>64124560
>>64124807
I think it's like 3 hours or something.
>>64124807
It is 60 for me because im buying online.
New fresh thread's cooking in the oven and almost ready to cool off on the windowsill lads
>>64124807
>to watch a fight for a few minutes
you pay for the whole ting m8
>>64124879
Yeah, he is not very explosive with his legs to be honest.
>>64124443
>tfw this is why I don't give Daynah money
>>64124900
Whoever makes it, can you include this:
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/page/espnwrousey/in-exclusive-interview-ronda-rousey-says-not-losing-holly-holm
>>64123379
>having All-dough on the show just so they could face off again (for the 132nd time)
>>64124885
Tate has to be fucking guys on the side. Caraway is a goof.
>>64124508
bro can you help me out here
>>64124443
Yes, wow, so unfair to wait 7 whole months for the biggest event ever.
>>64124807
>To think I have to pay 50 bucks to watch a fight for a few minutes is ridiculous.
>I have the money but god damn this is painful.
Pay per view cards are often close to three hours long dude.
>>64124804
lmao why cant you stop sucking dicks bud ask yourself that maybe
>>64124961
yeah i'm fucking her bro
>>64124885
she gives me a weird feeling in my peepee
>>64124443
>Dana saying Holly can't fight till June
Top lel who the fuck is fighting in March, April, May?
>Get to spend 3 nights in a row with /heem/
>>64125044
why dont you go hang with your real life friends that you definitely have?
>>64125036
It's just bloody Dana isn't it. He doesn't even hide how close he is with Ronda
>>64123436
>>64123459
kek. i remember that fight Companion when Schaub kept talking about how beastly Thatch was in the gym, how he was such a monster and was going to be a force in the WW division.
>strangled by Lil Ben
>TKO'd by Grapplin Gunni
Its usually a safe bet to listen to Schaub's picks and do the exact opposite.
>>64125074
Unreal that they're gonna shelf off Holly for that long just so Ronda can play catch up and not do media obligations despite all the "None of these girls deserve to beat me I'm not a DNB" we had to put up with.
>>64124947
this is fucking awful
>>64125065
I don't have have a single real life friend.
>>64125111
Precisely the reason friendo
>>64121964
Google it you war torn piece of shit burg
>>64125121
We could be real life friends m8 :3
>>64125121
how
if i was close to a beach, i would crawl along it whispering "dey don't mewve loike I mewve" desu
>>64125220
your entire country is a beach
>>64125220
If I was at a beach I would be kicking sand in the face of dweebs like you.
>>64124947
>this was a real quote
Fug
"I kind of just slept a lot and ate fast food," she says, sitting up a bit on the couch to see what Mochi is doing. "First I was so sick I couldn't eat anything. Then I just slept and pooped in the woods. I used a whole roll of toilet paper in one day.
"Physically, my body was refusing its own failures. It was, like, sick of itself. Expelling itself.
>>>>64103870
new
>>64103870
Reminder to train mewvment at least 5 times a week MINIMUM
Plank walks on any railing you see as long as it's at a safe height
Spiderman push ups
Front and back sommersaults
Salsa dance on the beach with emphasis on footwork
Cartwheels
This is just the starter pack. Look up the Ido Portal method too. It will change your life, seriously.
>>64125220
If I saw you crawling on the beach I would actually just curbstomp your little irish ass
>>64125220
CRAWLING ONNNNN THE BEEAAACCHHHH
MY MEEEWWWVEEEMENT IS UNREEAAALLL
>>64125245
fuck off
>>64125245
>50 posts early.
>>64125245
get your laughs kek
>>64125245
Why do you get off on making people feel annoyed and hate you so much?
>>64125001
>dat Irish Kekold fetish
LADS
https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/675018103923732480
>>64125220
>Irish on the beach
You're Irish. The sun would kill you.
>>64125368
Good stuff, I believe they are doing a fight companion at least for tomorrow. Hopefully tonight also.
>>64125358
So you're on welfare?
How much a month anon?
>>64125368
In how many bings and bongs?
>>64125358
how do you get food and money
>Todd Duffee has the shortest average fight time in the UFC
probably because he gets viciously heemed early so often
>>64125368
based
I just noticed Conor struggled with a wood beam and his response was to hire Ido to follow him around.
>inb4 some pleb posts the new thread 30 posts early
>>64125121
same here
>>64125358
Grim
>>64125402
>he gets viciously heemed early so often
That happened like two times
>>64124961
not every girl is a cheating whore anon and Bryan helps and supports her. It must be soul crushing for him to be out done by his woman in the sport he is trying to be good in. But hey he could be genuine and really not care about that.
>>64125400
1 bong 30 bings to rogan cast
2 bongs to Edgar vs mendes weigh in
3 bongs 45 bings to prelims
>>64122127
I love the Irish accent he's acquiring.
>>64125433
>https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/675018103923732480
rogancast is pacific time m8
so thats 4 hours and 30 minutes until rogancast
>>64125433
Thank you and god bless America.
>>64125431
lol that's ridiculous
>>64125432
He shouldn't worry, Miesha's mediocrity will become apparent as the division gets more talent
>>64125450
Think before you post in the future, dumb dumb.
>>64125428
those are the only times i remember
>>64125450
No, it's 1 bong and 30 bings from now. Your calculation, however you derived it, is wrong.
>>64125368
Thank you based Joe
>>64125450
>4 hrs 30 mins
kek nice math kid
>>64125044
Could there be a better way to spend a weekend?
>>64125083
If you watche carefully between the 5th and the 6th second, you realize that Rico literally knocked the snot out of Abegbuyi.
Glorious.
They tried to mimic my posting. No one can mimic me. I have spies in this general.
i want all of /HEEM/ to know that you have a friend in la, cali
and if you ever wanna visit you have a open spare room& bed here
ily family
Server is offline everywhere else in this site
Optimum post to thread ratio has not yet been achieved
>>64125556
How long until we are unable to post?
>Servers get heemed for the entirety of UFC 194
>>64125564
i don't know how we are posting right now desu
>>64125572
shut the fuck up
dont say things like that
>>64125587
to heemspeak we go lads
Hold me, lads
i am the only US poster ITT
i can /HEEM/ every ITT
>>64125608
Shit, if Hiroshimoot scews up 4chan for UFC 194 then heemspeak might actually become necessary.
I'm inclined to try it out now. H-how do I into heemspeak doe?
>>64125624
im literaly unheemable bro
>>64125624
i'm from the US brah
>>64125622
which is your sister and/or daughter m8?
>>64125629
kek
Lads we are now posting in survival mode. To make it through this we need to unite and work as a team. Serbia, you're in charge of finding us horses to ride. Americans, you're in charge of finding the nearest mcdonalds for food supply.
>>64125626
theres no such thing
she is lying to you again
new bread you lazy shits
>>64125626
download teamspeak
make sure ur mic is setup n what not, or just type in the chat like a fag
then join teamspeak server: ts41.gameservers.com:9185
hurry heem to save 4chin from dying we need to unite with /cunny/ and start jojo posting to maximize our boop powers
rizon.net
#/heem/
>>64125672
Of course!
Just wait until she starts drinking regularly.
>>64125672
>my wife's daughter
>>64125657
heem yourself
>>64125601
>tfw i created that image
Feels good to have your work acknowledged desu senpai
What was /heem/'s reaction when Cain beat up Brock?
>>64125695
Who and who?
>>64125652
I would never be comfortable to talk on the mic.
Fix your damn website!
>>64125725
y not?
i have a good bit of social anxiety and i still enjoy it
maybe have a few beers for social lubricant
>>64125729
Not an anxiety problem more about my accent.
>>64125529
I caught that, too. So beautiful it brought a tear to my eye.
>>64125740
lots of weird accents in here bro
i'm southern af
we got serbia, sweden, italy, i have an irish bro coming in just for 194 to bring the conor bantz
>>64125740
Dude it's fine, it's a completely buli free zone
>>64125643
I'll take care of food. There's two McD's within walking distance of my house, and one is open 24/7.
new bread when
>>64125470
....pretty rare flag man
>>64125480
Someone needs to make a Rogan webcomic - shit basically writes itself.
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