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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN 80: PVZ vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Edgar ve Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz

194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y

194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y

>194 embedded
extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js

>PVZ Vs Rose embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/FL33me6jGO4
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/6yvvNTPBaKU
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/aZJwY_MnRyk
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/eY2jIlzRUfE

MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/FieBbPbIOWI

>Main Card (on Fightpass at 10 PM ET/7 PM PT/3:00 AM UK)
Rose Namajunas (115.5) vs. Paige VanZant (115.5)
Michael Chiesa (156) vs. Jim Miller (155.5)
Sage Northcutt (155.5) vs. Cody Pfister (156)
Thiago Santos (185) vs. Elias Theodorou (185)

>Preliminary Card (on Fightpass at 6:45 PM ET/3:45 PM PT/11:45 PM UK)
John Howard (170) vs. Tim Means (170)
Omari Akhmedov (170) vs. Sergio Moraes (171)
Antonio Carlos Junior (185) vs. Kevin Casey (185)
Johnny Eduardo (135) vs. Aljamain Sterling (135.5)
Santiago Ponzinibbio (170) vs. Andreas Stahl (171)
Nathan Coy (170) vs. Danny Roberts (169.5)
Phillipe Nover (145) vs. Zubaira Tukhugov (145)
Kailin Curran (115) vs. Emily Kagan (115)

Legal free fights

>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>PVZ vs Chambers
https://youtu.be/R43izVe6D5g
>Rose vs Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
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first
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there's still time for injuries lads
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I have my spies in this general. Nothing gets posted without my knowing.
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fourth for the GOAT heavyweight
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Hey you still there pussy
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How intimidating is this?
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in for Saul Rodgers being the uncrowned champ
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greentext the story of your first fight
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/boxing/tyson-fury/12040952/Tyson-Fury-under-police-investigation-after-hate-crime-accusation.html

>HATE CRIME
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How intimidating is this?
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>>64121932
Sage looks like he's going to belt out a really nice Sum 41-esque tune.
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you now remember Fedor
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>>64121930
>living in a country where "speech crimes" exist
What kind of meme is this?
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Are you going to watch the Jose Aldo biopic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HSALa86blI
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>there are people in this thread right now who actually legitimately unironically hold the opinion that PVZ isn't going to beat the shit out of Rose
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>>64121906

They brought someone in here to mimic my posting. No one can mimic me. Someone got baited by stray meme in here, pretty sloppy for anyone to even get baited like that.
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>>64121932

I didn't know Guile was a UFC fighter.
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>>64121893
first for weidman getting his shit push in
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>>64121932
dat godlike chin and psycho stare, anyone has a link of the weigh ins?
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>>64121946
rose will blow it
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>>64121962
You got first just like Luke is going to win.
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>>64121946
I want Rose to win
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we getting heemspeak tonight?
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https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y?t=1169
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>>64121967
clean feet
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>>64121973
>Pat is sweatier than her just from watching the fight
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>>64121976
>heemspeak

cringe
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KzHcRt-IhU

why is she so QT?
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sage looks like a guy who was genetically built in a lab to get tinder matches
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>>64121989
>not watching UFC with your heembros
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>>64121989
what are you so afraid of?
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>tfw sacked Uni of all week so i could fuck my sleep schedule up just for this weekend
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>>64122001
so she has a career lined up after she gets cut this week
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>>64122006
laughed way too hard on this
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>>64121989
It's boring as shit more than cringy
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Luke is such a fucking autist. I get he's trying to sell the fight but he's terrible at it. Yes let me get my nails done. Clean feet. Also Brendan Schaub should be on this card. Had Cro Kek not called it a day Schaub would be giving him his retirement party on Saturday.
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>>64122006
>>64122016
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>>64122011
good lad, sacked off a seminar and a lecture today too. might do the same tomorrow. what uni btw?
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RIPPING ME INTO PIECES
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>>64121893
What question did Saul lied on his visa application?
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>>64122031
what slavery position are you preparing for?
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>>64122027
>Clean feet.
Sparkling toes~
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I'm actually excited to see Ryan hall vs Artem
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>>64122031

Uclan lad, few too many foreigners but whatever
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let's get closer
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S NEXT, THAT WURLD TITLE IS NEXT

TELL HOESAY I'M CUMMIN
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>>64122056
What are the top 5 fights you're looking forward to on this upcoming card?
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>>64122038
His criminal past. This couldnt get any more stereotypical desu senpai.
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>>64122056

Hall will just memesub him

Poor Artem
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https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y?t=1811
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>>64122070
I wana smell his poosy
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How much longer until the word filters are removed I feel like I'm living in Britain
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>>64121966
Part of me wants Rose to win, but the other part is telling me that these are the fights Rose loses.
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>>64121989
yeah bro I am
going to bed soon to wake up in time
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>>64122079
Tonight? Six in no particular order

Aljo vs Eduardo
Memes vs Howard
Chiesa vs Miller
Theodorou vs santos
PVZ vs rose
Sage Vs pfister
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>>64122018
>PRIDE Wanderlei with a sword
double fucked
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>watching tuf
>someone goofing about
>film guy laughing
>cut to interveiw of the guy who was laughing
>yea that guy was a fucking faggot i wanna fight him, i think he was really out of line
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>>64121989
Anyone who uses it is an actual autist.
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>>64122085
I know. It's great. I thought America was out of it, but luckily Britain is filled with criminal scum.
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>>64122092
they're already gone t
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Is this where Faber finally realizes he sucks?
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>>64122121
not with that opposition.
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Is he anyone else's favorite white fighter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFwtkZfRywM
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>>64122100
I'm about the same
Extremely interested in how Funkmemester vs Eduardo ends up.
I'm hoping the Memes vs Howard bout ends up being a vicious clinic by the Dirty Bird. I like his style.
Chiesa vs Miller feels like it might be a blowout, Miller's slowed down a fair amount recently...

Who you got in Theo vs Santos?
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>>64122125
Saenz looked good in his last outing.
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>>64122059
QMUL here senpai

>>64122040
no idea desu, might just become a neet
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>>64122127

Gunnar is the man.
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>>64122127
gunnar can speak english better than most americans
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This is a bully free zone. If you have an issue with a fellow member, stop talking about it. Sack up and fight. I swear to God if I see one more of you trying to shit up /heem/ with your petty problems I will end you. Take your shit outside or I will turn you inside out.
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>>64122144
learn2meme
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>>64122144
I've just about had it up to here with you mate. Talk hard shit again like that and I'll sweep your fucking attic clean.
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>>64122083
Seriously? Or is this just bantz?
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>>64122131
Theodorou has the clear overall striking advantage. Santos can knock anybody out, but I don't think Elias will give him the chance. He is too smart of a fighter to leave himself open to it and santos doesn't really have the complete game to force an oppurtunity for himself. I see santos coming out aggressive and then Elias taking over about 2 minutes in and setting the pace from there.
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lads anything worth watching that isn't in the op?
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>>64122127
Gunnar looks like he's always plotting to murder everyone in the room.
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>>64122168
Have you watched Zahabis breakdown of McGregor vs Aldo?

https://youtu.be/UUlQ7qS5ClU
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Really don't get why PVZ is main eventing a fight night
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>>64122177
nice, thanks
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>>64122177
Why do people listen to that moron?


>>64122180
For some reason she has more followers than the 7 fighters ranked above her combined
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>>64122188
I don't know. You should go tell everyone at tristar he is a moron and take over his gym. You might need to beat him up to get ownership. I'm not sure how it works up in Canada.
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>>64122132

He didn't.
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Nope. 632,000 followers for the 7 fighters above her. 518,000 for paige.
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>>64121973
>tfw no gf that heems other bitches for me
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>mfw disgruntled Dana at post fight presser
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>>64122197
Coaching is a meme. That's like saying Erik Spoelstra is a great coach because he won championships with Lebron.
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>>64122225
"Aldo is really banged up, we sent him straight to the hospital"

cue Aldo walking in 5 minutes later
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>>64122235
Swear I've seen this episode of UFC before
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>>64122242
>1 fight this year
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guys how much bongs till the event ? i might sleep a bit, ufc fucked up my sleeping schedual
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>>64122242
Chun Li?
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>>64122225
Dana really is ridiculous sometimes
>Rousey was the only bantamweight champion of course she deserves a rematch despite getting her shit kicked in
>Oh no I don't think we can talk about an Aldo/McGregor rematch at this point no way
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>>64122254
roughly 8 hours or so
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>>64122254
8 bongs or something m8 ~11 til Sage
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>>64122254
8 if I'm not mistaken
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>>64122252
she's my side fightfu wouldn't mind her fight more often
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>>64122275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgwuG8v7lmg
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TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO MEWVMENT
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>>64122246
THAT NEVER HAPPENED YOU FUCKING GOOF
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>>64122278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2sA5UQmgAM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Pyr73R1i8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1xh-q4SSCA

good breakdowns from heavy hands
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>>64122226
I know bro, have you already started packing for your trip to tristar? You will be making bank as the new head coach.
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>>64122293
>downvoting that
>implying most women could do even 1
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>>64122298
>>64122177
i'd love to watch these but devoting 3 hours to it seems a bit much desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7IBaeaAT_M

Lena UFC Debut when?

Kickboxing record of 12-6
MMA record of 13-3 8 wins by way of submission
Isn't the UFC looking for experienced women?
Plus shes hot as fuck
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>>64122322
they picked all 4 underdogs
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>>64122322
>>64122328
Aldo
Rose
Rockhold
Mendes
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why is sage perfect? i feel llike shit everytime i watch him...
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>>64122349
Choose to be inspired
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>>64122127
white and otherwise
I'm full homo for gunnar
He has a very calm and confident demeanour that makes me feel safe
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>>64122327
>mma india
people pooping around the cage lmao
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>>64122349
Join a megachurch
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>>64122377
it was the first fight I saw online
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>tfw it's a Bryan talks about ISIS and gun laws episode
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>>64122399

>it's an anon is obsessed with a shit tier fighter episode
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>>64122349

Why don't you choose to be inspired by him instead? His goofy happy attitude makes me smile and not feel like crap
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>>64122406
haha :P
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>>64122406
I know for a fact I can beat up just about any of you fuckers here

Youre all a bunch of tough guy punks, I'd kick your asses easily. Already a black belt in Karate. I'm officially am MMA fighter (5-0 all KOs) I've been boxing and kickboxing for years. I know the form and have brutal punches and kickes, none of them would be able to stand up with me for more than 20 seconds. Chris Weidman also gave me personal wrestling lessons and I've nailed down the basics, its really simple stuff, I've advanced pretty quick, I've won some local tournaments, even if I get a wrestler I'd still stuff their takedown and utilize Sambo from a couple lessons I took, you wouldnt know whats coming. I've been training in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for a while, already a purple belt. So if any if you silly fucks could even get me to the ground and not vice versa I'd submit you in 5 seconds then go to town with punches and kicks after I choke you out or break your arm
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>>64122417
i guess i evny him, and see a bit of myself in him.... at least what i wanted to become when i was a child
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>Sage Northcutt fights Clay Guida
>The arena explodes from the sheer Positive Energy colliding.
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>>64122435
If your life was a movie, and it started now – forget about whatever financial disasters you’ve had, personal failures, relationship failures – what would the hero of your life’s movie do right now? Do that! Do those things. We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past, and we say ‘Well, that’s me.’ That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who’s learned from those failures and you can choose to be the hero of your own movie right now.

Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™.You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.
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>>64122456
I cant tell if your joking or not because that Rogan speech is legit awesome.
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>>64122441
that would be sage vs diego "the dream" sanchez
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Who else is on the on the No-forgei Jesus hype train?
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>>64122473
Diego always looks too intense tho
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This is how a fight between me and everyone here would go
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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/10/9883526/mma-analytics-ufc-194-tuf-stats-win-probabilities-jose-aldo-conor-mcgregor

Do you even MMAth, bro?
Get in my error margin
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>>64122486
How can you take me down when you'll be eating body shots the entire time? The knee, the heel, spinning back kick to the ribs, I just don't see how this ends without a nicely timed precise straight left to your glass jaw to put you away.
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mendes is underdog? is that free money i smell?
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>>64122486
are you choking me?

you better not be choking me
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It's actually happening
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>>64122494

CHOKE ME?

CHOKE YOU
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Callen and Schaub said that Maia has much better stand up than Nelson
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>>64122507

Why is Longo so fat
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>>64122456
saved thx i guess
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>>64122507
both callen and schaub never made a good pick lol they are both beta as fuck.
https://youtu.be/S8VJZq3VyI8
nelson will KO maia rd1
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>>64122546
I think you would be surprised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuXqsLc7w7I
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>>64122510
dont matter how fat he is he will still punch a hole in your fucking chest
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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/10/9870166/ronda-rousey-coach-edmond-tarverdyan-under-oath-creditor-meeting-ufc-news
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>mfw Fight Pass keeps declining my card saying it's invalid.
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>>64122604
>tfw Bovada keeps declining mine
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>>64122600
good for him, taxation is literally theft
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>>64122600
>Tarverdyan's attorney claimed that his client had no set contract with Rousey. When asked for an estimate of his 2015 earnings for training Rousey, he initially stated "six figures" then narrowed the answer to $200,000-300,000 for two fights this year. All the final results from Rousey's UFC 193 title defense aren't in yet.

>Q: What's his customary percentage for training?
>A: 10%.
>Q: What's his financial arrangement with Travis Browne?
>A: 10%
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>>64122605
Are you booing ME?
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>>64122622
>People will unironically support putting him in prison for not giving half of his money to criminals
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>>64122622
B..but someone said Ronda makes $6mil a fight
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>>64122605

>tfw Ross Pearson will never be good

His career is one step forward two steps back
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>>64122649
ronda makes more money with commercials than mma
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>>64122636
Criminals?
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There are people ITT right now who consider themselves men, but aren't even big enough to fight at light heavyweight.
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>>64122673
in all of his wins he looks like a destroyer too.
Hes in prison for drug dealing isnt he?
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>>64122694

>Hes in prison for drug dealing isnt he?

Wut
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post dank tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AREppyQf5uw
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>>64122600
Dana should get in his ear and tell him "we'll make these money problems go away if you sign to fight CM Punk and then throw the fight"
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>>64122690
why does her makeup always look like it's been done at a mortuary?
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>>64122699
my bad i got him confused with Paul Kelly
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I'm going for a nap lads

wake me up in a few bongs
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>>64122733
dont wake up
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>>64122694
>>64122699
he looked a transexual in the eyes without permission which is considered a hate crime in bongistan
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>>64122733
>nap
>morning
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>>64122741
can't wake up
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>>64122246
Your opinion = WGAF
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>tfw want to get some burritos for tonght
>going to feel like shit double-fisting burritos while watching natty Sage fight
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why the fuck aren't they starting the main card until 10 pm on a thursday?
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>tfw we're mere hours and days away from witnessing something incredible and getting that high feeling we got after Rousey/Holm and 189
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>>64122787
no we're not, nothing this week will come close to topping that
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>>64122787

>inb4 every fight on every card goes to boring decision
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>>64122804
get a load of this faggot
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>conor winning/losing will be a bigger deal than ronda getting head kick ko'd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PblXFd09dic
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>>64122157
kekd so hard
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>>64122804
mmm nah, I really enjoyed seing Rousey getting btfo but im more of an mma fan than a Ronda hater, this is gonna top that
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>>64122827
jesüs christ mods
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How many bongs and bings until fight pass kicks off lads?
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>>64122144

I don't sanction this buffoonery m8.
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>>64122852

6ish bongs lad
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>>64122827
Maybe someone needs to make a list of all the attractive womens who are MMA related...
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>>64122852
http://www.ufc.tv/video/namajunas-vs-vanzant-fight-pass-prelims
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>>64122826
fuggg she is even more QT in glasses
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UNBAN THE GERMAN

OR GET HEEMED LIKE DAVE HERMAN
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>>64122827

Relax Germany.
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>>64122871

>DAVE HERMAN
>le BJJ doesn't work on me man
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>>64122690

Lose weight you fatass.
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>>64122814

Even if it does, I literally like every single fighter on the card.
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>>64122845
>>64122860
>>64122877
>>64122883

What did I miss here?
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>>64122899
Germany posted

"Enjoy your hot pockets, you fat doing it for free faggot. You illiterate piece of shit. How dare you ban me before the best week of the year for a fite fan? For posting an actual UFC strawweight. Maybe I should leave this semen slurping board behind for good..."
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That's really harsh
Unban Germany before the event today please he's sure to behave. Fightfans shouldn't miss this

#JeSuisGermany
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alright homos its bed time for me. I set my alarm to wake me at 9 and if my calculations are correct the pre lims start at 10
See yall in a few hours
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>REMINDER

Official Aldo vs McGregors strawpoll

>VOTE

http://strawpoll.me/6215271
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>Sage loses
>PVZ loses
>Conrad loses
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>>64122924
See ya!
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Im not event the janitor, but I personally hope all off topic posters are incapacitated for this weekend. I would love to have some actual MMA discussion for once instead of just spamming memes.

What fight are you all looking forward to this weekend?
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>>64122963
>What fight are you all looking forward to this weekend?

Fuck bud, all of them lol

Tonight though, mainly Elias and Sage. Miller/Chiesa should be good, but who cares kinda, and PVZ/Rose will probably suck.
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>>64122963

Rather have off-topic stuff than questions that have been asked for the past 3 months
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>>64122180
she and rose are ranked higher then miller
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>having to fiw your sleep schedule to watch the three cards
>Not staying awake for 3 nights and 3 days to finally transcend your viewer experience with hallucination on sunday morning at 6 am during Conor vs Aldo
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>>64122963
Edgar-Mendes
Jacare-Heemero

I can't trust Weidman to bring entertainment, nor Conor to live up to his trash talk anymore.

>no eire spammer b& yet
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>>64122963
>I hate fun
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>>64122974
It's a good thing that what you think doesn't matter.
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>>64122920
#IchbinDeutschland
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>>64122993
I'm tempted. I once stayed awake for 5 days straight and it was pretty intense.
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>>64122942
have some IFL to go with that mustache

nice 9 second heem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXZMKX3lTp4&feature=youtu.be
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>>64122993
wait isnt conor vs aldo at 4 am
what time zone is france, arent you guys gmt +2 ?
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>>64123011

No you never
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>>64123018
Im gmt +1 I think and the fight will be around 5-6
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>>64123029
fuck everything. Tenta på Tisdag
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>>64123034
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>>64123029
>>64123029
gonna buy me a few nice nescafe 3in1 and yolo all day
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>>64123034

>Tenta på Tisdag

What does this mean
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>>64123034
You'd fail it anyway, so why give a fuck? Being a FightFan™ is more importanter than edumacation.
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>mfw Americans claim to be real fight fans
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>>64123057
>serbia knows swedish
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>>64123053
Going full Balkan as well. 3in1, guarana, mineral water and fruit.
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>you now remember that Ryan Hall has rolled with both Conor and Aldo and says there isn't much of a difference between them
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>>64123061
>mfw americans complain about being up to 2 am for fights
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>>64123063
I have a lot of friends in Sweden and I've been there (and I've met Gus).

>fan ta dig
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>>64123074
>Ireland clinging to more straws
enjoy it while it lasts lel
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>>64123074
Didn't he say that there was not as much of a gulf between them as people thought? That does not really mean he thinks they are as good, just that people are underestimating Conors grappling
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Would the Sage hype die out if he lose tonight?
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>>64123055
He's got exams on tuesday mate.
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how can you unironically call yourself a fightfan if you live in a place that required altering your sleep schedule to enjoy it? It's like claiming you're a real beach bum when you live in some flyover state and visit the coast one week a year for vacation. Try actually committing to your supposed passion, faggots. If you are prioritizing anything else in your life over the convenience of watching fights at a reasonable hour, you simply aren't a fight fan.
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>>64123097
He's shaken and near death every weigh-in, though.
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>>64123109

>being this butt blasted

none fight fan detected
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>>64123109
>I'll never be a FightFan™: the post
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>>64122507
long live longo
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>>64123125
Lol, what's your excuse for living in such an irrelevant time zone? a true fight fan wouldn't let anything hold him back from enjoying the fights in a convenient way. You suffer for no one.
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>>64122963
>no fun allowed
fuck off
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Does Bovada ever have the best odds or does it get off on being a non-sketchy site?
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>>64123138

>irrelevant time zone?

m8 GMT is THE time zone
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>>64123134
If you were a real fight fan, you would move to accommodate it. But you're not, so you stay in some place clearly not meant for fight fans. You make rationalizations for why you need to stay in a place where you stay up late and adjust your schedule to enjoy what real fight fans enjoy without issue. Real commitment would be making the UFC fight schedule your main priority i.e. Living in a relevant time zone. You clearly have other priorities you value over being a fight fan, and therefore are nothing but an imitator.

>>64123162
Of what?
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>>64123186

>Of what?

Of the world all your shit is + or - GMT
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>>64123186

this joke is annoying and unfunny
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>>64122827
>"Enjoy your hot pockets, you fat doing it for free faggot. You illiterate piece of shit. How dare you ban me before the best week of the year for a fite fan? For posting an actual UFC strawweight. Maybe I should leave this semen slurping board behind for good..."
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>>64123162
>3 am
>THE time zone

el em ayy oh
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>>64123198
Prove you have an active fightpass subscription or kindly refrain from posting again.
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>>64123077
yeah but do you have an important job you have to be at early the next day
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>friend tells me he's getting the fight
>knows I'm a bit of a shut in
>he pushes me into going and I give in
>he's getting the fight and tells. Me there's going to be people there (some I know and some I don't)
>probably going to be girls
>going to be food too
>don't want to pig out in front of a bunch of people I don't know and girls so will probably not eat at all or drink
>going to have to suppress my emotions so I don't yell stuff at the screen like HEEM SLEEPY!
I just want to be on heemspeak...
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>>64122056
Same here. honestly thought halls fight with saul should have gone to 3 rounds.
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>>64123070
hehe najdov kaj da se kladam btw, ima vo bet city :^)
>1.85 za konor
brb putting my house on mcgoober
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>>64123225

Don't make me come over there and brand your hotdog
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for all you GMT+1s out there the fight is in 7AM supposedly
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>>64123244

Just have a few beers before you go
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>>64123244
doesn't sound comfy at all desu, bet they are all casuals too
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>>64123244

Make sure to take your autism meds before you go.
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>>64123251
You really think I'm just going to sit there and let you brand my hotdog?
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>>64123251
get in my guard bro
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>>64123244

>yfw they wont know 95% of the fights on the card

Just go full none casual and let them know you're a real fight fan
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>>64123244
>be on heemspeak

do actual "people" unironically do this?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuEA2FmIqNo

Ckeck this out, the guy at 1:06 is Alexandre Sangue, fights in Shogun's academy and Fought in TUF Brasil.
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>>64123186
Hilarious! I rate this bait 8/8
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>>64123295
Shogun kicked him out of his gym, I heard.
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>>64123289
dude its pretty fun

its like having friends almost, and friends that actually know about fighting
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>>64123296
It's not b8. It is a fact. You prioritize other things over being a fight fan, or you would move to the west. I'm not saying you're a bad person. You're just not a fight fan.
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>>64123249
Navodno svi u Brazilu se klade na Konora, jer znaju da je Aldo uplašen.

Meridian ima 1.72 na Konora.

BET THE HOUSE
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>>64123323

How many UFC Rewards points do you have?
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>>64123323
I'm considering upgrading this to copy pasta, but you're pushing it slightly. Tone it down, it was good so far.
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