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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN 80: PVZ vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Edgar ve Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
TUF 22 weigh in (5pm est): https://youtu.be/LXUt50IO2Og
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>194 embedded
extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
>PVZ Vs Rose embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/FL33me6jGO4
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/6yvvNTPBaKU
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/aZJwY_MnRyk
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/eY2jIlzRUfE
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/FieBbPbIOWI
>Main Card (on Fightpass at 10 PM ET/7 PM PT/3:00 AM UK)
Rose Namajunas (115.5) vs. Paige VanZant (115.5)
Michael Chiesa (156) vs. Jim Miller (155.5)
Sage Northcutt (155.5) vs. Cody Pfister (156)
Thiago Santos (185) vs. Elias Theodorou (185)
>Preliminary Card (on Fightpass at 6:45 PM ET/3:45 PM PT/11:45 PM UK)
John Howard (170) vs. Tim Means (170)
Omari Akhmedov (170) vs. Sergio Moraes (171)
Antonio Carlos Junior (185) vs. Kevin Casey (185)
Johnny Eduardo (135) vs. Aljamain Sterling (135.5)
Santiago Ponzinibbio (170) vs. Andreas Stahl (171)
Nathan Coy (170) vs. Danny Roberts (169.5)
Phillipe Nover (145) vs. Zubaira Tukhugov (145)
Kailin Curran (115) vs. Emily Kagan (115)
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>PVZ vs Chambers
https://youtu.be/R43izVe6D5g
>Rose vs Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
First for me
What's some smart bets to make tonite guys?
first for mcGOATger
Are you a camera? cause when I look at you I can't stop smiling
:3
>>64125802
Who betting sage by submission here
Fifth for faggot blowing.
american tryhard is on point lately but come on bud, it's fight day, it has to be some sort of edition
>>64125802
Sage Northcutt to win in under 1.5 rounds is @1.91.
If that's not free money I don't know what is.
Almost first for Rockhold going bald.
The servers better be fine for the fight
Just a reminder that the UFC cannot be taken seriously until they can solve the issue of a middleweight fighting at featherweight and being considered a top fighter
>>64125822
I don't do editions, bud. My ops are always cleans and classy, except for the last one
>>64125815
>>64125825
Northcutt under 1.5 rounds is -130 on Bodog, and winning inside the distance is -270. Not good value.
Friendly reminder that all MMA/HEEM threads this weekend will be inundated with Irish shitposters.
Just ignore them. They're drunk and stupid and just want people to pay attention to them.
![Coraline.2009.BDRemux 1080p.mkv_snapshot_00.06.34_[2015.11.17_03.24.54].png](https://i.imgur.com/cKHDWsw.jpg "Coraline.2009.BDRemux 1080p.mkv snapshot 00.06.34 [2015.11.17 03.24.54]")
Team Yoel!!!!!!!
>>64125857
lmao good one bud, you got em
>>64125860
Fuck off, they're my Irish friends.
>>64125856
He's gonna destroy Cody
>>64125860
I'll still be here come Sunday no matter the result senpai, been a fite fan before McGregor was around
literally cannot wait any longer for aldo mc
>>64125880
still isn't good value
have fun betting $50 to win less than $20
>>64125857
https://www.instagram.com/p/_F_FxGoaCE/?taken-by=lukerockhold
heemspeaky when?
/snacks&hoez/
>>64125888
Actually, you literally can wait longer.
Checkmate atheists.
>>64125860
they're alright 2bh
>>64125833
as far as going bald goes, that's the right way to do it/ Down the sides. if youre tall and athletic build like him it adds charcter. If you bald from the top the only real option is suicide imho
is the rogan podcast live or do you have to wait for him to upload it??
>>64125880
>>64125856
Cody is shit but has a decent chin I could see him not getting heemed in the first, he has no ground game at all which is which I think Sage will beat the shit him to the ground and sub him
>>64125885
You're fine. It's the drunk bandwagon faggots that are shit.
Could Rogan heem welterweight scrubs?
some of you are cool
dont shitpost in heem tonight
>>64125912
Live in ~13 bings
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>64125898
>-130
>Betting $50 to win less than $20
Can you even into math Canada? If I bet $65 on that I win $50
>>64125902
when the card starts, probably
>tfw can't join heemspeak because it will be 3AM here and i'll wake up my roomates
>>64125809
Those lines had me laughing desu
>>64125918
I'd love to see Rogan v CM Punk desu
>tfw it's almost time
Will Buffer be able to make it through 3 events in a row?
I've thought about it a lot and am still thinking Aldo.
what about you?
http://strawpoll.me/6231288
>>64125929
I was clearly talking about the -270 bud
>>64125922
If you're gonna meme post, at least commit all the way.
>>64125958
*tips*
So no matter what happens Saturday is sure to be a nexus of shitposting, right? If Aldo wins then everyone here will resort to saying how silly everyone else was for actually believing in all the McGregor hype and will shitpost about them being. If McGregor wins everyone hops on the other bandwagon, quick to usher in the McGOAT shitposting era. I'm buckled down and ready for whichever memes come my way though
>>64125968
Yeah but it's not going to be as big as Rousey getting KTFO tbqhwyf (to be quite honest with you senpai)
>>64125843
This
Actual P4P, Aldo and Mendes fucking smoke McMemer out of the water. Undebatable
>>64125922
>trying to imagine /heem/ without shitposting
>>64125958
queer
>>64125968
there will be so much shitposting that heem will change forever
>>64125843
Cageside weigh ins
>>64125968
spot on for the first part, but if mcgregor wins people on here will move straight to saying that literally any lightweight will beat him.
>>64125946
Aldo's lost once in his career, and it was a decade ago. He's beat everyone in the division other than Conor. He's the fastest featherweight in the world for the first three rounds at least, and his run had a bunch of vicious KOs over very good guys.
Conor's definitely got a chance, but Aldo being the underdog is completely fucking insane.
Only question as far as I'm concerned is if Aldo's slowed down at all. He's been fighting a long, long time, and he's had a few injuries. If Aldo's at 100% and looks like he's still in his prime, I give it to him 9/10 times.
I hope that the fights today will be as explosive as my diarrhea
>>64125990
I'd argue that preferring natural beauty is way less queer than preferring makeup
queers wear fuckin tons of makeup bud
>>64125984
>Actual P4P, Aldo and Mendes fucking smoke McMemer out of the water. Undebatable
100% this
>>64125968
there are support lines you can call to make sure you'll be prepared for the upcoming memes
>office party tomorrow
>night after i have to stay up until 6am to see mcgregor fight
fucking yanks
>>64126003
>Only question as far as I'm concerned is if Aldo's slowed down at all. He's been fighting a long, long time, and he's had a few injuries. If Aldo's at 100% and looks like he's still in his prime, I give it to him 9/10 times.
One thing that I'm excited about is that Aldo was criticized for his sort of lack luster, no passion approach in some of his fights, but you know without a doubt that he wants this one bad.
The Mendes fight got personal and he was like a wolf backed into a corner throughout the entire fight. Aldo needs the mental game to be on point.
>>64126035
>not sacking everything off like a true fightfan
>>64126035
>not going to sleep before the fight and after
>>64126049
>not moving to America like a true fight fan
>>64126035
>he doesnt stay up till at 3am everynight
>>64126037
Also a good point. Some fighters fight like shit when they're pissed off. Some guys, you make it personal, and you're gonna have a bad fucking time.
Aldo seems like one of those guys. You piss him off and you're just making things worse for yourself.
>>64126003
>looks like he's still in his prime
So basically if he wins you'll say he's in his prime. If conor wins you will say he was over the hill.
>>64125843
>>64125984
These excuses are cooking up nicely, HEEM.
>>64126052
>genociding serbs and then denying it
>>64126073
>implying jasenovac wasnt a hospital
>>64125984
>and Mendes
>>64126035
>not snorting cheeky blow with your coworker m8s and staying up all night poofing away
>>64126012
its virgin betas like you who try to take control over their lonely misery by pretending as if you're above these girls for minor things such as too much make up. you're trying to give yourself the illusion that you can turn these girls down.
Nobodies asking you to marry them tard
Which kek mod is trying to ruin 194 for everyone?
What a bs ban
>>64125857
(Joe Rogan voice) Will Anderson Silva ever take back the middleweight championship?
FREAKY BITHCES LETS BUCKLE UP
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>64126103
sorry m8
you were responding to me
>>64125870
Will u be rooting for the thug?
>>64126003
Aldo fights like he's always nursing some injuries, but his defense is insane.
>>64125968
McGregor wins, round 3, RNC. Still won't be as exciting as Ronda getting heemed, but kind of fun. There will be a serious increase in McGoat posting.
>>64125968
If Aldo wins Ireland won't be able to post for a month without getting BTFO
If Conor wins Ireland will be shitposting so fucking hard
An Aldo heeming of Conor would put the Irish on suicide watch
The memes will be GOAT this weekend
>>64126067
No, because I'm not a dipshit. Barao's still in his prime. TJ was just better. If Conor is clearly just a better fighter, I'll give him the credit he deserves.
When Aldo looks over the hill, I'll say he looks over the hill.
Not everyone who posts here is a fgucking mongoloid.
>>64126121
>tfw your entire career as a fightfan has been leading up to this weekend and you're ready
>>64126073
Seriously, I'd be bragging about that.
>>64125870
our resident gay has appeared
>>64126121
I just want a really good mewvment meme because anytime they show his movement or movement coach in Embedded I can't help but laugh
He really does remind me of this guy
>>64126129
in my eyes, this is the best aldo can possibly be. he literally had two full training camps for conor. ring rust wont be an issue seen as he trained to fight this man
twice and got to drill his gameplan over and over
same for both guys, whoever wins it will be because he was the better man
why hasnt the joe rogan thing started yet??
>>64125870
>not posting other mother
>>64126172
They're probably getting high as fuck before they start the podcast.
>be on the team
>see this
what do?
>>64126172
Dont know, getting impatient desu
JUST FIGHT NOW FFS
>>64126121
I plan to meem the everloving fuck out of this place no matter the result. Probably other boards too. Some real dank agent of chaos stuff.
>>64126190
Chris and Luke are gonna have sex after the fight
has brit kek permaheemed cuz of saul? hope he did tbqhwyphamalams
>>64126190
Show him a video of one of those russian guys hanging from a rusty crane
>>64126190
>not batting for both teams
>>64126103
Can a mod pls undo this ban?
Seriously on this weekend u choose to ban so frivolously?
Listen yer gobshites! Aldo will take the potato fucker down every round and and submit him eventually. You can cite me later.
guys i cant watch the fights i have to participate in ludum dare lol
>>64126166
>got to drill his gameplan over and over
Does Aldo even do gameplans? He always comes out the same and just reads his opponent. He does say he trusts Andre to train him, but never has a gameplan been mentioned.
>>64126190
Megan Olivi is definitely creaming her silky thong being next to a real man (over 6'"2)
Seriously, going from that literal pure manlet concentrate, to a ripped good looking alpha.
>UFC, NBA, NFL, heemspeak, JRE for the next 8 hours
>>64126067
That part in the pic was fucking hilarious. Just so random
>>64126190
gonna need that hi res version, famm
for heem research purposes
>>64126260
the most intriguing thing to me is to see what he comes out with, feels like he's had the same gameplan for years because of all the short wrestlers he fought, i feel like this is the x factor,
does he come outt relatively similar or surprise everyone (including conor) with new, phresh, mad skillz
>>64126090
Mendes will dominate the Featherweight division after Aldo retires in a few months and Conor moves to Lightweight
Just like in UFC Undisputed
Get your shit together and start the podcast rogan
>>64126142
Thanks guy
Friendly reminder that the first two nights of fights are in the smaller 25ft cage which has a 12% higher chance of HEEMS
I seriously don't think Frankie stands a ghost of a chance against Mendes
He's going to get knocked the fuck out
>>64126256
I can't watch the fights because I have to work a double because the other delivery driver is out sick with mono, plus I have the Ohio State University Alumni Dinner to go to that they hold for all of us grads every year.
>>64126311
Mendes wont even dominate Fronkie let alone the division
>>64126322
Yes
WHERE THE FUCK IS ROGAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>64126313
fuck off proxy
>>64126333
this. out of all the main fights this is the one i'm most certain of the outcome. I put 200 shekels on a ko for chad
What if they cancel all the upcoming fights and just have one big fight, Royal Rumble style
>>64126129
Barao is over the hill, he may be in his "prime" but he's already peaked
I expect Almeida to meem him down the rankings in due time
>>64126322
>octagons designed specifically for women and manlets
>>64126361
kane will win
>>64126365
>le natural 19 year older
>>64126365
HOW IS THIS FAIR
THE FIGHT AND HIM IN LIFE GENERAL
>>64126365
>the high priest looks over his sacrificial offering with pity
>>64126354
bit rude of you desu
>>64126311
Aldo said during the press thing yesterday that he's nowhere close to retiring and he has no clue where the media got that from
>>64126365
why was cody so rude to sage this whole time?
>>64126350
Dead of a kale overdose.
>>64126365
im betting 1000 dollars on Cody. easy money
>>64126334
>OSU grad
>pizza delivery boy
sounds about right
>>64126410
He jelly
>>64126365
what kinda bf% does sage have
>>64126365
Top lel @ Dana. He knew what he was doing booking this fight.
>>64126365
a natty body after 6~10 years lifting
>19 years old
sorry, the math doesnt add up senpai
>>64126365
did... did cody trane for this fight? i literally had that body type when i was 6
>>64126422
this, muscles don't make a fighter.
>>64126365
Sage will probably be 170 on fight night, Cody will still be 155
>>64126453
>170
Try 190
He's 6ft amd shredded
He really should be a 170er
>>64126432
i'd say 6 to 5%
how many more bings lads till the prelims?
>>64126444
You just have bad genetics and work ethic. Keep in mind his dad saying he made him do 200 sit ups and push ups every day.
>>64126453
yeah cody will lose a pound before the fight
>>64126450
"but literally no muscles, that makes the best fighters!" thought the obese American as he wiped the burger sweat from his brow and
chins whilst struggling to breath
>>64126463
Why fight at 170 when you have such a huge advantage and don't have to go into fights dehydrated?
check out these sweet odds
>>64126472
barfing and shitting due to nerves bruh
I bet Jeff Seid would pass the strict testing of the UFC
>>64126463
>gaining 35lbs in 2 days
Champions on New Year's Day 2017
HW: JDS
LHW: Cormier
MW: Weedman
WW: Lawler
LW: Khabib
FW: Mendes
BW: Dillashaw
FLW: MM
Women's BW: Rolly Rolm
Women's SW: PVZ
just thought id clarify this since i been seeing a bunch of this shit lately and its obvious none of yall gotta clue whatre talkin about
>>64126365
I am fucking excited. I'd try to do this flip but I'm afraid of breaking my hymen.
>>64126486
He can make 155 because he;s 19
He wont be able to in his mid 20's
Hell he might even be able to in his early 20's
>>64126464
this is me at 7% so compare to sage
>>64126507
Ricky Hatton use to gain 25lbs in 24 hours
Fighters do it
>>64126509
Khabib will be killed by a drone after he joins ISIS lad
>>64126529
LITERALLY
S
H
I
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S
K
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BUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
BUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>64126529
thats a gay ass belt
FUK U JOE
>>64126430
Butthurt UM samefag detected
>Sage still passes drug tests
5 bings to weigh in
https://youtu.be/LXUt50IO2Og
>>64126491
Worth $1
>>64126529
i could still heem you
>see Sages perfect body
>haven't weighted myself in a year
>belly has gotten pretty big
>remember weighing something like 68kg
>step on the scale
>81kg
Guess I'm getting a bench, weights and some running shoes for Christmas.
>>64126529
better
>>64126509
I was green texting everything until I decide to say that the only ones that you got right are Might y Mouse and Mendes.
>>64126470
>200 situps and pushups
what did he do with the other 23.5 hours in the day?
>>64126484
"Blar flarba blar!" thought the drunken Irish mick as he drank another room temperature Guinness and punched one of his twelve children that resemble potatoes with eyes.
Your /snacks/ bros?
I got honey & mustard spiced nut mix and chocolate cereal if sweettooth aches.
>>64126560
i'm not very big so you prolly could
>>64126545
and i'm white just had a tan
>>64126562
>81
>a lot
fucking manlet
>>64126529
>>64126569
You literally have no mass whatsoever in those spaghetti straps you call arms.
>>64126579
gear
>Mcgregors open mewvment session
https://youtu.be/xYol1RBgFh8
>>64126579
steroids and lorry driving
>>64126562
>TFW
Me when I was 19, now I'm dough boy at 24
I still use it as a picture on Tinder though
>>64126516
HOW IN THE FUCK
>>64126591
post a pic of yourself chief
>>64126549
Try again delivery boy.
>>64126586
>Having a population that replaces itself
Feels good bro
>>64126469
1 bong 45 bings
>>64126604
world class mewvment
>>64126588
Drove downtown to a local Mexican place and got a burrito thicker than a baseball bat and some corn chips they give you
It's bretty good
>>64126590
>tfw 164 cm small
>>64126612
Man we gotta put some work in
>>64126486
Yeah, he is 6' and is probably still growing as he is only 19. I just wonder how far he can get in the tough Lightweight division before he eventually has to move up another weight class.
>>64126604
>Conor and Ido dancing for 20 minutes
Going to watch it all tbph
>1 bong 45 bings
tfw lads
>>64126588
I just ate a chicken breast and some mac and cheese. Feels fat as fuck.
>>64126627
Try again memepunter
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
shit's finally on
>>64126604
real nice and flowy
>>64126649
>5 ft 3
Jesus christ you fat fuck
>>64125803
you're going to be disappointed, m80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXUt50IO2Og
EDGAR VS MENDES WEIGH-INS ARE LIVE
>>64126666
Your outside the National Championship Playoff tears only make my dick harder.
>>64126667
>honda, paige, conor, and sage lose
it will
MAKE MMA GREAT AGAIN
>>64126679
pretty rude desu senpai
>>64126660
>chicken breast and some mac and cheese
Its gainz if u liftin son
>>64126604
So many webm moments in this vid
>>64126667
happy
indifferent
happy
Goldie on the mic
>>64126365
that all-natural body!
I thought they had the 'roids testing, or am I mistaken?
Dana's hoodie looks cheap af
>Goldy doing the weigh ins
kek
>>64126745
link?
Goldie? Since when does he do weigh-ins?
>>64126747
(you) >>64126707
>>64126747
THIS GUY JUST POSTED A FUCKING LINK >>64126707
GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK
Time for a 2 hour sleep
Fightan is going to be the end of me I swear
>>64126667
Literally who.
Pretty upset about the other two, desu.
based goldie on the mic
goldie trying to pronounce Herrera
fucking kek
>>64126774
>those forearms
good ol horsemeat
>Rogan is watching some curryniggers dance while the weigh-in is going on
>paige will lose tonight
1 down 2 to go.
>Mike Pierce
RIP knees
>>64126807
>Namajunas lost to Carla
>She can beat Paige
Wew
>>64126470
Naw bro.
I did 750 situps/day in high school and undergrad, plus a whole lot of other shit like hill-training, cross-country running and the full downhill ski racing dryland training regimen, and later all the training necessary to play varsity soccer -- and I never looked like that, m8.
I looked pretty much exactly like Murillo Bustamante, pic related.
GONZAGA
>tfw injured shoulder
rip gains and i cant even roll
i will get heemed by everyone in here now.
>>64126824
>paige can beat carla
Jej
>>64126667
Probably "top lel" along with that image of Dana in the hospital
>dat Russian Bear
wew lads
>>64126824
>>64126824
you know that's not how it works. Ronda beat Meisha but I bet Tate could beat Holy
gonzaga looks like he's already been in a fight
you are retarded if you think the son of a known steroid dealer that looks like some hitler experiment is natty.
>>64126824
>thinking paige would stand any chance against carla
hahahahahahahahaha
>>64126830
>I did 750 situps/day in high school and undergrad
why the fuck you lying
>the Russian bear
>large hairy russian man
>>64126836
If she could defend the takedowns she'd probably get the decision
Russian bear oh my
Has anyone ever missed the HW limit?
>>64126852
>sweden having a problem with Hitler
whats new shitskin
Heemspeak is live bros
>33 pound difference
Why is this allowed?
fuck I hope Konstatin wins , ufc needs more heemers
I haven't watched UFC for a while since it's been so uninteresting lately. Can someone tell me why Faber is on the premilinary card for 194?
>tfw asymmetric nipples
>>64126835
I'd heem everyone in here already anyway. I trained Strikeforce for two months, no one in these threads stands a chance against me.
>unironically name yourself "Juicy J"
>>64126879
>so uninteresting lately
>>64126879
He likes being the main event even if its the preelim main event
>>64126874
>tfw missing serbia on heemspeak
>>64126858
exactly, why the fuck would I lie?
how is it possible to impress anyone while anonymous? it's not
believe it or not, flabsack, I don't mind.
TATSOOYUH KAYOJEERY
>no applause
>>64126892
I can't remember the last decent looking card I saw.
I love Brendan Schaub
He would make the best big brother ever!
>>64126875
>implying 235 isn't the ideal weight to beat any heavyweight
>6ft
>145
What a fucking lanklet
Remember that time predictionkek took the picks for tuf 22 finale before the line up was set? Remember that time he didn't put the fight fights down? Classic
>>64126910
The Happy Bar Mitzvah card you got last week.
>>64126738
>steroid testing
Like all major sporting organizations, UFC has no actual interest in banning PEDs from competition. It would just lead to worse fighters, and stars out for years with nagging injuries. Audiences don't want that.
What audiences want is to be sold the fantasy that top level athletes are natty, while still having those athletes compete at levels that are impossible naturally. So you end up with allegedly "tough" drug testing policies that mysteriously don't seem to catch anyone important, even obvious juicers like Sage.
Every once in a while they'll pop someone, either as a sacrificial lamb so they can say their policies are working, or because they've become so blatant and careless that they have no choice (see Overeem). By and large, though, UFC anti-doping policy is not actually intended to stop doping.
256th for 209 MOTHER FUCKER
>>64126927
>complaining about someone doing a free service to make watching the fights a bit more exciting
top kuck
>>64126913
hall is fighting artem m8
>>64126883
That nigga's upper body looks like Pepe's face.
>"win" all sparring rounds
>dude gets so frustrated he starts throwing spinning shit
should be a fucking death penalty
>>64126913
Saul lied on his visa or some shit so Hall is in the final I think
>>64126939
Don't be so touchy, predictionkek
>>64126927
The best I could find the UFC only officially announced the main card today. What do you want him to do, take picks for only 1 day?
>ferg vs barboza
holy shit this will be good.
>>64126934
Top tier bantz, Canada.
Weaker than glass jaw barboza!!!!
I want ferguson to win but i think barboza is the better man
>>64126937
32 years old -- lives like a 19-year-old university student.
friendly reminder to #freediaz
>>64126957
There was only one weight class on this TUF
>Tony Ferg and Baybladoza not co-maining
>our teem and ryan autismo hall co-maining over these two
>>64126937
Who is that guy? He looks like he's a bitch and probably sells wolf tickets.
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>schaub
>12-10
>>64126969
That's pretty normal for the TUF finale
>>64126976
fuck off jaime
Is there a fight companion tonight?
Bisbling commentary > DC commentary
>>64126973
They're selling you wolf tickets, but it's cool. I'll come and do my part.
NICE AND FLOWY, ARTEM!
>>64126797
his forearms are underdeveloped cool guy
>>64126982
not the latin american ones
>edgar is getting knocked out
feels bad man
>>64127006
don't worry, they'll be fighting 3 times over the next year
I think Hall will beat Artem because he might not be retarded enough to try and stand with him, but then again he stood with Saul because he's a cocky autist so who knows
>he has a Qatari flag
kek
>>64126830
so you trained for endurance and didn't get jacked? Yeah must be because you didnt have whatever sage is on
>>64127013
>you will never dominate all 3
Why even live?
>>64126850
>t I bet Tate could beat Holy
>>64127027
Why are you pretending he is not on something?
Chad looking a bit smaller than usual
>>64126830
>I did 750 situps/day in high school
Hahaha how could you do this and expect to look like Sage? Some of you don't even have a rudimentary understanding of fitness.
>24 hours till Conor and Aldo wiegh in
IT'S ALMOST HAPPENING
>>64127013
>Cuff the coochie
Can cuff the coochie be this event's buttery bread?
>>64126914
*cringe*
>>64127031
not him but she probably could.
Frankie could be bantamweight champ but he doesn't wanna cut the weight
>>64127055
She could but she won't.
Frankie bigger than Chad
LaFlare wayyy bigger than Mike Pierce
>>64127013
something about paige's dehydrated face that gets me diamonds
>>64127048
this
>>64127064
Never thought I would see the day, lad...
It's beautiful. :')
>>64127048
I didn't do it to LOOK like anyone.
kek
Neckbeard trying to understand athletes.
/fa/ is that way ⤷
>>64127064
it just never ends with you does it
>>64125900
why is he dissing one of the all time bests?
>people still think Jose is actually going to make weight
top heh
Don't say I didn't tell you so when Aldo has a "bad weight cut" and is unable to fight
Post yfw PVZ's nipple slips out mid-fight
who /qt kailin/ here?
>>64127074
quiet down, Yugoslavia
>>64125900
ah if only we had sound for webm
>@arielhelwani
>reports coming out of the aldo camp, not looking good. possible knee.
>>64127104
>chest tattoo
IntotheThrashItGoes.jpeg
>>64127101
#NICKDIAZ FOR JRE #800 MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>64127095
>Jose
McGoof is not going to make weight
They even cut away when he weighted himself in the embed.
>>64127104
Her shit tattoo makes me want to cave her face in with hammerfists until it resembles a broken bowl of cherry jello.
>Artem is 12-10
youtube wont play videos anymore, someone pls help
>>64127110
nope
get on /heemspeak/ lads
>>64127128
Fuck off
>Paige is only a year older than me
Is it my time to shine, lads?
>>64127121
settle down killer
Joe and Brenadan are mocking Cody ;_;
I hope he surprises the world
>>64127104
*smacks lips*
>>64127122
He can take a loss well i guess
>>64127136
fuck off with that olll shit
>>64127132
>Paige is young enough to be my daughter
>>64127137
link?
>>64127048
I'd be interested to know what you know about dryland training for downhill ski racing.
>Schaub and Rogan literally having the same conversation they had last time with Sage
>>64126516
this might be my all-time favorite webm
>>64127118
>implying Dana won't rig it so they both make weight, regardless of what they actually weigh
It would be legit horrible for the UFC as a business if Conor or Aldo pulled out within 24 hours of the fight
There's too much money riding on it to leave it up to chance
>>64127152
So, >>64127132 could be yur daughter, too!
Here is a Paige highlight video to get you pumped for tonight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3g6ID4ogLg
>>64127163
>joe rogan literally having the same conversation on SJW every podcast
>>64127172
>he's going to rig objective units of measurement
m8 if he were really going to rig it than Herb would be reffing
I think things might actually be legit
>>64126667
>We pit these people against each other because we know it can go either way. There's no such thing as an underdog in this sport, and I think that was proven tonight. Congratulations to everyone who won. What's next? I mean, who knows at this point. We gotta sit down at talk about who's right for who. Who knows. We'll figure it out. We always do.
is there a site to stream it for free?
>>64127196
Nice try Dana
>Joe just blew Schaub the fuck out
>>64127196
turlich olda , ill post if i find some
>Ronda KO'd
>Sage gets pfisted
>PVZ gets heemed
>Conor gets heemed
>Jones fucks up again
Post Dana's fw
>>64126569
>contact lens solution
shit genes confirmed. who 20/10 here?
Schaub is there just to make Rogan look smart
>>64127196
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMAStreams/
>>64127177
>pumped
>women's mma
choose only one
>>64127224
Beastin' 25/8 here
>>64127177
She literally couldn't be any more hittable at range. Is there any chance she doesn't try to clinch and take Rose down constantly?
>>64127189
hey, I have no idea how they'd do it (although rigging a scale is hardly impossible if you have total control over what scale is used).
I'm just saying, it seems unlikely that a successful businessman would allow tens of millions of dollars and the future of his business to be genuinely dependent on whether or not some insane starving irishman can restrain himself from eating a donut.
It's one thing if Conor loses, but if the fight gets called off for a second time, that's a legit business disaster for the UFC.
>"MONUMENTAL SUPER FIGHT"
fuck you, Joe.
>>64126569
abs of a club boy
Also: arms of a club boy
>>64127080
So if you didn't do it to look good why are you shocked you don't look like Sage. Doing 1000 push ups will only make you skinnier and give you better endurance.
>>64127244
They'd have the fight regardless
>>64127264
It wouldn't count for the title though, right? Or am I wrong
>yfw Dana makes UFC 200 an all womens card
Ronda/Tate 2
JJ vs PVZ
Cyborg vs Miesha @ Catchweight
Wake up Luke
it is all over
>>64127256
his arms look like most UFC fighters
>>64127272
Guess not but they'd figure it out
They wouldn't cancel the fight off of someone not making weight when there's so much money at stake.
>>64127104
>>64127138
qt but that tattoo is complete trash
>>64127274
Wow Miesha pulling double duty eh? Dana must really hate her.
>>64127274
gross, every prelim fight would have to be women with 2-1 records and no fights in the UFC
>>64127279
>qt
Google her other pics
>>64127244
Conor losing is WAAAAAAAy worse
No Brock
No GSP
Dana panics, superhypes Ronda and Conor for lack of anyone better
Ronda dead
Conor loses and his whole image is shot to pieces. A guy trying to come back can't be amusingly arrogant the way Conor is.
Amusingly angry, like nick Diaz, sure, but Nick already owns that territory. Conor loses, he's forgotten.
>>64127274
I want Ronda vs Zingano 2 but I seem to be the only one even though the logic to me is rather obvious
>>64127299
Why not Nunes or Pena?
>>64127282
Fun fact, Miesha Tate and Sara McMann headlining drew the best ratings for FS1 prelims ever.
>>64127274
Audience of nearly one hundred viewers!!!
>>64127296
hahahhaaha canadian faggot boy :)
>>64127293
Can I save this?
>>64127274
>miesha fighting at two different weights on the same night.
kek
I can see UFC 200 being Ronda vs. Holly 2 and Aldo vs. McGregor 2 as the co-main tbqh. That card is going to be stacked.
>>64127309
The slow ladder reversal would be more painful.
>>64127317
You'll have to get permission from you local imam, first.
>>64127039
Its entirely possible for a natural athlete to look like sage.
>>64127316
Kladio si se?
>>64127296
GSP IS SCARED, HE RETIRED OUT OF FEAR, WHAT A CU CKBOI
what time does sage fight? that's the only fight i care about
>greatest night of fights ever happening this weekend
>Joe and Brendan are still talking about Ronda
fucking pls
>>64127320
Nah mate Mighty Mouse vs Benavidez 3
>>64127316
did he ded
>>64127332
GSP makes his return at UFC 200 against CM Punk.
>>64127328
It is, but extremely unlikely that someone who trains as much as he does looks like that. He is far more likely to be on something that be natural.
>>64127326
As always, dont forget the meeting tomorrow habibi
>>64127338
*Mighty Mouse-McCall III
almost time for fights
>>64127335
This. Also what channel.
>>64127331
nego sta sam :) 2 keta jedan za 500 9 meceva i drugi za 300 15 meceva :) bice dobro :)
"For her?....Thats fire to the fuel." - Schaub
>>64127358
>Every time
Fuck yourself.
>>64127361
Sage is just an anomaly
God works in mysterious ways after all
>>64127365
How many bongs?
>>64126667
SCHAUB GETTING BTFO BY ROGAN LOLOLOL
>>64127380
50 bings
>>64127368
Al si ga nabio. Koliko stojiš da dobiješ? Srećno.
>>64127361
No one who looks like that is "natural." If he's not blatantly taking banned substances he's taking probably literally dozens of legal drugs/supplements.
>Rogan jerking off to ronda again
>>64127384
he is frustatingly stupid
>>64127138
>chest tattoo
gotta distract from the lack of tits
2/10
>>64127328
You don't need to look at Sage's physique to tell he's not natural
You just need to know he's a high profile athlete competing in the UFC at the highest level
Any fighter who's considered to be a legit belt contender, or expected to be one soon, is using PEDs. You can be on all kinds of shit and still look DYEL; physique is not the determining factor.
>>64127380
I usually have a couple before the event and one after every fight really, that's a good pace for me
>>64127380
47 bings
>>64127386
thanks germanbro
>>64127367
Main start starts at 10 pm EST. So his fight will probably be around midnight.
>>64127391
he is confirmed to be taking literally everything legal, you see his supplement stack in one of the embeddeds and it is impressive
of course he's also taking steroids, but then so is everyone else.
>>64127387
hvala :) na prvom 10 564 a na drugom 46 100 :) bas me zanima kako ce da prodje posto se prvi put kladim na mma i to posle dosta vremena danas imam 3 meca sterling tukhugov i sage ako neko zajebe moram sutra novi tiket da radim
>Who:
Rose Namajunas vs. Paige VanZant
>What:
UFC Fight Night 80
>When:
Thurs., Dec. 10, 2015, beginning at 6:45 p.m. ET on UFC Fight Pass
> Where:
"The Chelsea" at The Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas, Nevada
>How To Watch:
UFC Fight Pass main card at 10 p.m ET; UFC Fight Pass "Prelims" undercard at 6:45 p.m ET
>Why It Matters:
Mixed martial arts (MMA) is more popular than ever before, but it still has a long way to go in captivating a mainstream audience.
>>64127401
>Any fighter who's considered to be a legit belt contender, or expected to be one soon, is using PEDs.
Can't think of a single one dude. Everyone is currently off the roids.
>>64127316
>serbian banter
>>64127435
what time does the main card start at lads
>>64127437
>le b8
>>64127451
3AM
45 bings to go?
>>64127316
oh dear
>>64127466
Yes?
>>64127451
You're not going to want to skip this prelims famalam, some of these fights are pretty dank.
>>64127478
Have to skip the entire thing unfortunatly senpai, have an exam tomorrow morning
>>64127426
Disgusting. I'll have already overdosed on heroin by then.
>People this hyped for a fight night card they're literally counting down the minutes
Can't wait for Saturday.
>>64127463
fuck that
>>64127450
Yugos literally have no idea what banter is, you say anything they dislike IRL and they'll stab you or run and get their kalashnikov
>>64127495
yeah i feel you i have a 300 word essay, it's gonna be a late night trying to do it and watch the fights
>>64127495
>the isle of ireland not shutting down all week for conor
>>64127510
how_to_spot_a_casual.jpg
>>64127495
Oh word, good luck then lad.
EMILY KAGAN
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>>64127508
what a stupid drug to take on a fight night
>>64127513
Fuck don't know how you're going to do that, I had a 30 word sentence due the other week and I had to skip classes to get it done on time.
>>64127511
Adnan, you have to go back
You don't know what real fear is until you've balanced on very theen bars
>>64127532
I'm going to take alcohol but I feel bad because natty Sage is fighting
>>64127509
It's the first day of Christmas. Of course we're all excited.
>>64127528
Kailin got STOPPED by Paige Vainzant and Alex Chambers. She's literally cut if she loses tonight.
>>64127532
I'll be mixing it with cocaine, I'm not some sort of fucking idiot.
>>64127540
What was the sentence?
>>64127434
>10 564 dinara?
Kolko je to? 2 eura?
>>64127520
I've been at this game longer than you, kid. This game will break you.
>>64127532
>not inhaling a hit of DMT at the very moment that Conor explodes Aldo's face into a million self-transforming fractal patterns
>>64127562
90 evra.
>>64127361
We don't know shit about how he trains other than his dad blowing smoke up his ass for one.
He could just be coasting on his karate and kicking and just learning grappling 2 days a week and in the weight room 4 days.
>>64127558
> describe your father in 30 words or less
>>64127508
>not balancing out with some blow & hookers like based Dr. Thackery
>not using the heem equivalent of /snacks&hoez/
i can't believe steph curry is fighting paige tonight and then playing the celtics tomorrow
>>64127596
Black and absent.
Got it in three.
>tfw I like to drink during fights but I have to lift tomorrow morning and don't want to drink three days in a row
No clue what to do brehs.
>there are fugly fat manlet nigger chinks posting ITT
post pics of your face to filter out this problem
i'll start
Who /realfightfan/ here?
>>64127620
watch the fights while at the gym doing some cardio to avoid the cravings
>>64127596
Man with a shitty upbringing struggles through life becoming an admirable man that all his sons look up to.
>>64127639
why grow that lil fucking strip of hair on your chin, just shave man
>>64127620
Really, I find 1-2 beers to be plenty when watching fights.
>in 50 years Dana, Joe and Schaub will be dead/forgotten
Fuck that shit
>>64127637
don't spoil the fights like you did with the korea card
does Pfister have a chance tonight?
im getting that Holly holm feeling about him...
>>64127655
>implying it's my fault you are poor
>>64127620
Grip and sip phamalam. I do it for every event. All other days too. The doctors thought I was bipolar with the way I sip that syrup and soda.
who /startedfreetrial/ here?
>>64127660
>drives a lorry
>>64127666
ratios pham?
>>64127674
That's the other anon
>not being neet
>>64127657
Do you doubt a guy nicknamed The Fist?
>>64127649
That's a good plan, I'll probably just nurse a light buzz.
>>64127666
some niggas scared to flaunt it
some niggas they want it want it
2 niggas all at the mouth
2 niggas all in the ass
>>64127679
Half a bottle syrup then fill with sprite.
>>64127637
reporting in
>>64127704
>>64127704
>>64127704
NEW THREAD BOYS
>>>64127704
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>>64127650
>Dana
Impossible. He's gotten the UFC to where it's at now and he'll be immortalized by the UFC when he chooses to step aside
>Rogan
His voice and commentary are on nearly every PPV fight to date. You think he's just going to fall by the wayside? He's a part of MMA history, like it or not
>Schaub
Now THERE's a forgettable name in the group. Didn't amount to much success inside the octagon and i can't imagine people will be listening to the fighter and the kid 50 years from now
>>64127525
do aamericans ever say lad irl? or is it just a 4chin thing
>>64127708
Embarrassingly early
who's rooting for cody just because he looks like a total spazlord? he's the ultimate underdog
>>64127666
I could have played for the Bruins but I drank codeine fluid.
>>64127708
>early
kill yourself
>>64127708
someone ban this faggot. using the same picture and 30 post early. MODS
>>64127713
i've never heard it in my 37 years
>>64127657
the difference between the Pfist and Holly Holm is that Holly Holm is a crazy talented fighter with a long list of accomplishments, and who has a style that was perfectly suited to taking down Ronda
There's not really anything to suggest that Pfister is an exceptional fighter being underrated because he's facing an overhyped champion
He also doesn't have a style that's going to fuck with Sage in the same way that Holm's did with Ronda
I think we may see Pfister give Sage more of a workout than most people are expecting, but I don't see him winning
>>64127708
>25 posts early
No.
>>64127713
Never. I think I said it once on here and instantly regretted it.
>>64127730
>>64127716
honestly not even that early
>>64127708
RIP in piss mohamed
>autistic /pottery&rhyme/ threads
>not making an official fight time thread
>>64127708
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>64127747
Early is still early you autistic fuck
real thread pls someone
>>64127713
canadians certainly don't, I wouldn't imagine the yanks do either
>>64127739
The other thing about Ronda is that she became successful by exploiting WMMA's lack of grappling talent. Holm did the same thing with striking, basically.
Pfister isn't exceptional at anything. Maybe looking like a doughboy
>>64127739
Seriously - Holly's record, if you were to combine boxing and mma, would be 42-2-3.
>>64127769
>the yanks
>yanks
if you surveyed americans maybe 1 in 10 would know what that word means
>>64127790
this
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>>64127810
Are you fuckin serious?
>>64127718
there's no way he will win, though
alright lads, i'm going to tell my boss i've got car trouble and ill be 20 mins late for work if the fight card goes over 2hrs30mins
who /the stream will begin shortly please stand by/
>>64127834
>>64127834
>>64127834
>>64127834
GAMETHREAD
>>64127827
maybe not that low, but i would be very surprised if 50% had any idea
>>64125940
>having roommates
Poor as fuck lad
>>64126947
Hall deserved a 3rd round in my opinion anyway. He's gonna memelock Artem's legs. Will be fun to see.
>>64127095
>regurgitating something that idiot Sonen said
top kek
>>64130685
>Not liking Sonnen
It's still 2000andChael.
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