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>Triplets are back
Superior Blackhawks coming through.
>>64113019
non-grease edition
Hockey tonight boys
you faggots made 3 threads and not one of you posted news and this one doesnt even say /hoc/ fuck all of you
>>64112988
what?
>>64112998
I asked you multiple times to be posting whenever the eurogames start. You have as much a right to post in evenings about Liiga as the nightly anticipation e build for the NHL.
>>64113096
>>64113114
please post in the correct thread
>>64113019
>>64113114
oh it's that skater Tarja Turunen
>>64113143
yes the one that was made first is here. if you wanted your thread to be correct you should have put news and not made the other one way fucking early. you are worse than grease right now how does that feel
>>64113121
first time tonight posting /hoc m8.
>>64113019
please post in the correct thread
>>64113177
oops...I meant the finns in general.
6th for missing Dupuis already
Hold me pensbros
>>64113173
hahahaha, BTFO
>>64113177
Who's the captain for Finland during the WJC lad?
Rantanen?
>panthers are staying in Sunrise till 2023
Discuss.
>>64113222
yes.
>>64113221
you didnt even put /hoc/ you fucking retard, once the old one 404s nobody is going to find your stupid thread
Who /Avs/ here
>>64113213
thanks daaaan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4OTtV_OSuw
>/hoc/ is now ok with grease
what the hell happened to you guys
>>64113041
>>64113143
>>64113196
hi please leave and post in your..oh wait
>>64113237
hocgeneral.com searches for hoc you fucking retard
>>64113290
Nobody actually uses that you fucking faggot. I can't believe you idiots are encouraging one of the worst posters in /hoc/, he literally ruins every thread by asking stupid as shit questions that he can google and acts like a faggot about it
rack 'em, stack 'em
Boston @ Montreal
San Jose @ Edmonton
Pittsburgh @ Colorado
Rangers @ Vancouver
>>64113311
and your whining like a little bitch is somehow better? your fag thread didnt even post news and it didnt say /hoc/ general. they both suck and you chose to hate this one more for no reason
>>64113331
Shut the fuck up
>>64113311
sounds like somebody didn't have his backruuuuuuub
>Rape a girl
>Get away with it
>Rack up points in every single game
Should more players start raping?
>>64113340
Mine said /hoc/, and half of the new threads don't have news usually.
>>64113331
broons
oilels
pongs
nucks
lets have a meme night
>>64113331
bawston < montreal
san jose > edmonton
pittsburgh < colorado
>rags < vancouver
>>64113231
Good choice. Bring a non meme goalie this time tho.
>>64113331
MTL
EDM
PIT
>rags
>>64113331
rank 'em, bank 'em
Montreal
Edmonton
Pittsburgh
>rags
>>64113373
it didnt say /hoc/ general so it was objectively wrong. other faggots not putting news doesnt mean that you are correct to not put news. it takes 4 seconds to copy and paste it.
youre mad at grease for simply googling things well why dont you simple google the news and post it?
NHL Headlines
View All Headlines
PIT:Kris Letang is good to play on Wednesday
MON:Alexander Semin is on unconditional waivers
EDM:Edmonton Oilers put Mark Fayne on waivers
NJ:Adam Henrique sustains a lower-body injury
DAL:Jamie Benn has four pts in win over 'Canes
CHI:Patrick Kane extends point streak to 23 games
STL:Kevin Shattenkirk has two points in win v ARZ
OTT:Hoffman scores 15th goal in win
PHI:Giroux records two points in loss
PIT:Pascal Dupuis' hockey career is over
SJ:Logan Couture returns Tuesday vs. Calgary
MON:Dustin Tokarski will face Red Wings Thursday
>>64113375
WOOHOO
>>64113411
>>64113373
You guys are autistic as fuck. Stop taking this place so seriously.
>>64113331
Montréal
San Giovese
Plattsburg
Wongcouver
>>64113411
It did you fuckin moron, it said /hoc/ no grease edition. Stop being mad because I got your little girl thread deleted the other day
>>64113511
again, it didnt say general. suck my cock
>people are still responding to grease
kill yourselfs
I hope more Czechs and Russians show up for the WJC threads. Should be a good tourney and a tough battle for Canada to repeat with Finland & Sweden having some already impressive rosters.
bruins@habs
>>64113674
>>64113674
>>64113674
>>64113580
BTFO
completely annihilated
>>64113290
>Searching for the thread instead of having a filter to put it on top of the page
>>64113580
It never does faggot, unless you're autistic
>>64114017
yes every general is supposed to say general. you should look on every other board as well.
>>64114038
WE 'RE LOSING HIM! GIVE ME 5MILIGRAMS OF PENTATHOLE
>>64114038
Damn you are autistic
Get out of my /hoc/
>flyers
what is dis
>>64114038
>following the way of non dank generals
Go archive the last few /hoc/s you fucking retard
So was Stamkos liking and then unliking that tweet actually just his agent trying to use it as a negotiation tactic?
Or is Stamkos really going to come to Toronto ?
>>64114407
well he did the same thing once last year too. he probably likes seeing how much toronto fans want him
>Three game win streak
How the fuck did that happen?
>>64114464
Ok, but it's pretty easy to see that anyway, just by searching Stamkos Leafs on twitter.
>>64114407
>laffs sign stamkos
>someone offersheets rielly
Rate my defenseman
>>64115693
>>64115716
>playing a hockey game made in hongcouver
>>64115693
>>64115716
stop posting
>>64115493
>>64115493
>>64115493
shorks vs spoilers
pens vs avs
>>64116177
>>64116177
>>64116177
>>64112927
Where the fuck is kane.2
>>64113406
Those titties are glorious
>>64116184
pls help nobody else is in the gamethread.
why is there no commentating on the game its just the crowd noise what the fuck? I'm watching it online so is the tv channel not over to it yet or something?
>memed on by a Finnish goaltender
>losing to the Hurricanes
>Price ded until January
>Condon has a sub .900 sv% in the last 3 games
>only other option is a one hit wonder meme goaler
are the Habs finished?
>>64114407
Anyone got a cap of the tweet?
>>64116850
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/stamkos-likes-tweet-questioning-maple-leafs-pursuit-180243870.html
Canucks Rags
>>64116953
>>64116953
>>64116953
>>64116934
This only will deepen my disapointment when he doesn't come to Toronto.
>>64113173
When did this happen?
Why are the avs such shitters?
>>64117839
maybe a month ago? everyone thought the puck was in the goalers pads, including the goaler. the player who shot has it fall in his feet after bouncing off the glass. this happens right infront of the official so he doesnt blow the whistle. meme goal ensues
>>64117865
>Goaler
Is this some fresh new meme?
Also, I watched the webm, I know what happened.
>habs
>>64117904
no its an incredibly old meme and youre fresh and new
>>64113411
>Americaytlins
EEREY PECKEREYNE
>>64117963
>fresh and new
Unlike your mum's gash
>>64118131
UNCOUTH
N
C
O
U
T
H
>Avs PP tonight
He's got that pushing-through-the ardennes-speed
>tfw can't stop reading Barkov's autismblog
>>64112927
Why does Kane have the arms of the black man? He's not in jail.
>SJWers blown out
>Feminists blown out
>Chicago's biased media, blown out
>Having this best year yet and is streaking
>>64118407
not to mention
>prosecuting attorney for the case quits because he thinks it's bullshit
>case is dropped over lack of evidence
you can't get BTFO much harder.
>unironicly letting Hall drive the net
Do the New York Jews always try to fix their games?
>>64114488
Make it 4 now
>>64118542
Yes
And when they lose they blame the other team for bribing the refs with more sheckles than they were willing to give
>rags
>>64118542
>>64118564
Looks like someone needs to put an end to this. A final solution to their cheating problems if you will
>rags
>>64113375
I believe I nailed it
>>64118794
Nice!!
>>64118794
said me
about your mom
>>64118813
>GOAT
>Dies in a little crash
>
>>64118852
>old school is best school
>bleeds from his ears like a little bitch
>>64118852
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formula_One_drivers_from_Mexico#World_champions_and_race_winners
Helo is this where i come to drink my mornink cofee
>rags
>>64118885
get rid of your iphone you faggot
>>64118890
What
>>64118901
">rags"
>rags
>>64118852
One million left turns - Champion!
One right turn - LEGEND!!
>>64118898
Fag
Tfw I got all my picks right tonight
>>64118914
OH MY GOD THERES ME
MOM GET THE CAMERA
>>64118914
>signal is H
>no data or wifi
>on the internet
>tfw no hockey for 24 hours
>>64118914
>saving pictures from an iphone on your phone
>>64118975
just stop
>>64118974
u r not gud @ maths
>>64118975
>not sorting your pics for Boolean optimization
>2016
https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/674822660199698432
webm pls
>>64118990
>>64118998
his picture is titled image.jpg because he saved a picture that someone else posted from an iphone. what are you trying to tell me is wrong here
>>64119000
>stephanie will never sit on your face while making dank giffs
my drunk loser sabre fan roommateis passed out on the coach, what should i do ?
>>64119033
write "eichel sucks" on him
>>64119033
release your seed on him
>>64119033
Which coach?
>glorious Nucks now have more wins than OT losses
MORE WINS THAN REGULATION LOSSES, HERE WE COME
WE .500 HOCKEY SOON
JUST GIVE US THE CUP
OUR YEAR
U
R
Y
E
A
R
>>64119033
he sexed your coach? he the coach drunk too?
>>64119039
already done before, but thx canuckbro
>>64119076
wow a spic in jail doesnt know how to spell I AM SHOCKED
>>64119000
Someone shop a fedora tipping
/hoc/ /I have to ask, who the fk is that ghoul in the OP? I've seen his mug so many times as I glance at /hoc/ in the catalog. Is it a hockey player with AIDS?
>>64119222
checked
>>64119222
professional rapist and cabby assailant Patrick Kane. Also, hockey players are white and straight so they don't have AIDS
>>64119222
It's Patrick Kane.
He's a really good hockey player and a convicted criminal that is currently fighting rape allegations
>>64119285
>>64119329
>smashes cabbie over 20c
>rapes people
lol what a character
>>64119360
Yes typical american hockey player. They are a blight on our sport much like australians are on yours.
so this fucking guy just scored again AND set up the OT winner on an amazing break to taylor hall, when can we start calling him the future oilel goat?
>>64119285
>>64119360
>implying those rape allegations are legitimate.
according to American women, 100% of rich star athletes have raped them.
Not saying hes a good person, but siding with bitches fishing for easy money just disgusts me desu. Its CURRENT YEAR, time to realize women are lying 90% of the time.
>>64119389
at least they are actually tough and dont cry on the ice like the soft Canadian "stars" tend to.
Patrick Kane could probably destroy Crosby in a street fight lol. That fucking Crybaby.
>>64119399
>gretzky dubs
confirmed
>mcdavid gets hurt
>lol we'll just promote this 3rd overall that we have lying around
>>64119427
If Kane had to fight crosby he'd get a sex change and cry sexism beforehand like most american "men"
>>64119435
lel, pretty sure Canada is known for being more "progressive" sounds like Crosby will assume his natural role as the bitch.
dude, weed.
>>64119443
>implying crosby wouldn't yell Aloha Snackbar and blow Kane up
>>64119443
>>64119465
Have you guys fucked each others' buttholes yet? Because there's a room right down the hall, you two.
>>64116934
That's his home town/childhood team
>hasbs
>rags
>shorks
>>64119399
Oh fuck off. It's not fair how the league gifts them stars via the draft. They need to be banned from the lottery or draft entirely, it's essentially cheating.
>>64119611
Deal with it
>>64119611
>this sodium-based reply
I bet you're upset that they let this kid go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnsngTNeGTg
enjoy your (You), flamebro
>Lecavalier will retire on a team he doesnt want to be on with a team that doesnt want him
JUST
>>64113228
jesus fuck
i think it might be cheaper for many fans of canadian teams to fly down and watch than buy tickets to watch at home
First time poster to a /hoc/ thread. Newish fan to Hockey in general. Still trying to determine which teams I like the most, by watching how the teams play. I'll be honest, I'm still learning the rules which I will say are WAY better than most "professional sports" rules out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJXZLnMPiQ4&list=LLK-8zFWl_nzqzMjJVU-p0XA&index=1
>>64119665
>trying to determine which teams I like the most
pick the team closest to you faggot
>>64119665
>I'll be honest, I'm still learning the rules which I will say are WAY better than most "professional sports" rules out there.
Clearly you haven't reached "intent to blow".
>>64119693
>Clearly you haven't reached "intent to blow".
yea ur mom was too busy tonight to teach that lesson
>>64119688
That would be the Dallas Stars. I have yet to be able to watch a single game they have played on NHL All Access, because every single one of them has been a black out game where I am. So far the only one's I've seen play this season are the Blackhawks, Senators, Predators, Rangers, and some Highlights from a Redwings game.
>>64119572
thanks captain faggot
>>64119730
youre closest to the best team in the league right now, may as well hop on the bandwagon. go on the nhl reddit stream and find some games on there.
>"We sort of mastered it, and instead of everybody grabbing hold of that and getting themselves on board, we changed the rule and said, 'OK, we're going to get rid of that,' because people thought we were taking coincidental penalties on purpose to get 4-on-4s, which was absolutely ridiculous, that never happened."
30 years later and Wayne is still bitter
>>64119693
Just google searched that, and yeah I'll have to say that's a fucking stupid ass rule. But they also changed the rules this season to basically challenge the "intent to blow" rule.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/what-does-nhl-s-new-rule-mean-for--intent-to-blow--calls-194357511.html
>>64119773
I don't really want to bandwaggon a team, but I'll admit, since I've been trying to figure out which teams I like, I've been reviewing the team standings and stats on nhl.com, and the Dallas Stars did stand out. I still want to at least give the other teams in the league the same consideration.
just be a stors fag, but be prepared for their meme defense and Finnish goaltending to fail in the playoffs
>>64119819
Meant for
>>64119805
>>64119819
>be prepared for their meme defense and Finnish goaltending to fail in the playoffs
This. The Stars are middle of the pack in GA and very rarely can a team meme their way through the playoffs with offense alone. The Stars will probably take a year or two to grow into a real threat
>>64119665
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FUCKING FAGGGOOOOOTTTTTT RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64119805
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT WE'RE FULL
either root for the team closest to you or youre a stupid nigger and nobody cares about you. now fuck off with your stupid blog
>>64119819
>>64119838
This is what I'm talking about. I want to watch the team for a while, analyze how they play, and then come to a conclusion, on whether I can get behind them.
>>64119847
this 2bh
>>64119853
then why the fuck are you here and not doing that instead? fuck off wetback
>paying for a streaming service that blacks out some games
Why would anyone do this?
it really doesn't matter if your team is "the best," all that matters is it's a team that actually means something to you. best way to find that is to go local. it doesn't matter if your team is doing good or shit, just support them
>>64119865
because I know how to internet and can get around the blackouts
>>64119865
It's literally the only option I have. "Local" tv doesn't show it unless I subscribe to cable. Fuck paying for cable.
>>64119865
is that barkov?
>>64119871
this, when you watch your team go from being shit to being great the feeling is incredible. i wouldnt want to just pick a consistently good team just so i know i can count on winning
>>64119847
>>64119849
>>64119860
>>64119871
While I get what you guys are saying, if I were to apply that logic to say football, then I would be forced to support the Dallas Cowboys or Houston Texans.....they both suck.
>>64119885
... but it's not about picking a consistently good team. It's just about picking a team that's YOUR team
>>64119887
lel get the fuck over yourself then. Move elsewhere and support a different economy
>>64119887
ok so we get it you are a stupid bandwagoning nigger. now fuck off
>>64119872
Aight, cool.
>>64119877
Sounds pretty kekd tbqh family.
Would be frustrated/10
>>64119883
Nah, it's one of his distant cousins on his father's side.
>>64119889
>your
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64119871
>it really doesn't matter if your team is "the best,"
Bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE
>>64119885
one day
>>64119897
Nothing I have stated thus far indicates that I am attempting to bandwagon anything. YOU fuck off.
>>64119900
noice fockin triple dubs
>>64119887
>americans
lel
>>64119911
>I want to choose a good team that plays well
>I don't bandwagon
>>64119911
nein du is grammatically incorrect your picture is shit you are a nigger that cant speak german. you are asking what team to support like there is a choice in it anywhere. you are acting like its ok to root for teams from several different markets.
niggers arent welcome here
>>64119923
>people voluntarily cu ck themselves to cities they dont even live in
>>64119934
a city can only kuck you if you like that city and then the city goes and has sex with someone else, like it relocates. sorry but stop being a nigger that uses words incorrectly. have you tried following an nba team instead? I've heard they haven't had any referees get arrested for fixing games since 2007!
>>64119948
>mad at linguistics
>>64119948
kuck if you buck
>>64119636
a friend of mine with Scandinavian roots met omark outside one of the bars in edmonton and tried to convince him that he was his long lost cousin shortly after this game
he was unsuccessful lel
>Favorite team
>Who you think will win the Cup this year
>Who you want to win the American Presidency
>>64120194
BJs
Rags
The Trump
>>64120194
>Favorite team
Bruins
>Who you think will win the Cup this year
Not Habs
>Who you want to win the American Presidency
Trump
>>64120194
Maple Leafs
Caps
Jeb Bush (Not really excited it but I don't trush Bernie Sanders to solve the crisis in Syria.)
>>64120194
>bolts
>kongs
>jeb bush
https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/674809533055782912
>shorks
does she post here ?
Ok, tin foil hat here.
Dion Phaneuf traded to the Lightning for Steven Stamkos at the trade deadline.
Reasoning is that Toronto, who behind closed doors wants to move his balloon of a contract, and Tampa wants return for Stamkos and will take whatever they can. Not only will they get something for what would be nothing but the Leafs get cap relief for the rebuild along with the player they were going to get anyways.
Granted there is a lot of "ifs" here but granted Stamkos wants to head to Toronto and that Toronto leadership feels the same way about Phaneuf that most of the fan base does. Because frankly all the praise for Dion just doesn't add up to me. His stats are good but he gets paid as a top of the league defensemen and is beyond slow and is currently playing on the second pair.
>>64120194
>snes
>snes
>Erik Karlssons' Norris
>>64120270
id say 100% she posts here
>>64120311
Stammer isn't leaving
>>64120344
why binlands
>>64120348
for the memes
>>64120375
findland answer this for me please
does the word kassi mean scrotum in finnish?
>>64120375
Memes :3
>>64120388
well it means bag but is also used as a synonym of scrotum
Goodnight /hoc/
>>64120399
lel awesome
i dated a girl back in the day named kassi who had a finnish friend who told her that her name was ballsack
i did get to put it in kassi's butt which was great
>>64120388
Only finnish terms you need to know are "voi vittu" and "haista paska"
>>64120416
haista paska
>>64120416
>vittu
i know that means cunt but i don't really care otherwise
>>64120270
>those comments
jesus christ. do these people think they are funny? Also where do i find this girl so i can make her my gf?
>>64120460
>Also where do i find this girl so i can make her my gf
i'd bet good money she posts here
>>64120460
she probably lives in binland. she just sits on twitter all day making gifs of hockey plays
KIKKELI :D
I
K
K
E
L
I
:D
>>64120555
huutista
>soon only 13 hours left until Montreal start the second game of the back-to-back they will lose
>Oilers on a 4 game winstreak
>currently 3 points out of a playoff spot
>Benoit Pouliot, McDavid and Yakupov are still out of the lineup
>They return
>If the Oilers continue to play the way they do and Nilsson continues to be GOAT it's not farfetched to start to think that not only could they make the playoffs but they could sit comfortable in a division spot
I know it's a huge longshot, but can you imagine? The NHL would explode
[spoiler]They'd probably still get eliminated in the 1st round tho[/spoiler]
>>64120662
>mfw i'd be okay with that. I just want playoffs. This city goes crazy during playoffs and I haven't seen it in ten fucking years.
>>64118407
he raped and beat an underage girl.
>>64120662
With the top picks they have any year they don't make the playoffs is a travesty.
>>64119000
nice trips
how can a team be so nationalsocialist workers party?
next thing you know, Eins-Zwei-Dreiseitl will celebrate goals with the extension of his hand.
>>64120730
Dallas once again delivering the cringe
>>64120747
>cringe
Over used word where most people don't even know the meaning. Awkward yes but not cringe. You wouldn't see that at a game and physically cringe...
>>64120730
Based normies.
>>64120686
you didnt post a face
who can stop him?
>>64120758
I always physically cringe when I see someone meme anywhere but the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw
>>64120762
Ree.
>>64120794
those look pretty good desu.
>>64120840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTvC4j6BZZQ
>>64120414
>i did get to put it in kassi's butt which was great
nice
>>64120795
>look at my horse
>>64120958
look at my dubs
>>64121116
Almost quads. Nice.
>>64120958
>>64120941
Kill yourself. Are you ever not here?
>>64120311
>phagoof for stammer is fair value
Not even hfboards would propose this, tampon gay just went full retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j34juXrJWqw
>>64121415
>sun has set
>it's still 10 hours and 32 minutes until hockey
>>64121484
>tfw only day off this week and no Oilers.
>>64121484
>sun has set
>Sweden is BACK at the hourtable
how are you holding on ruotsi? Are you in the arctic circle? Hold on bro.
>Oilers
>24th in the league
Things are looking up
>>64121500
Can't have everything, that wouldn't be very protestant.
>>64121506
I'm good besides that m8.
Nah, I'm quite far south. Just north of Stockholm.
>>64121521
Pakarinen > McMeme
>>64121521
Oilers will win the league in 60 years time.
>>64121506
Pay denbts
>>64121527
here, get comfy bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whMbx7243x4
Will the Hasb ever recover after getting btfo by Poopa at home last night?
>>64120194
Oilers
Capitals
Donald
>>64120741
It doesn't matter how much high end talent you have if there's no forward depth, no good defenders or no NHL calibre goaltenders
>>64120194
Blue Jackets
Stars
Trump
>>64120194
Coilers
Stars
Trump
>>64120194
Wings
Someone is gonna meme it this year, I think Dallas
Bernie
>>64121820
Went and had a 2 hours nap instead. Pretty comfy/10
Have already seen that one, but thanks.
>>64122214
It shouldn't take a decade to develop a decent team.
>>64122360
Go to bed Sweden. Were worried about you
>>64120194
>pongs
>pongs
>writing in Bill
>>64122611
Just didn't get enough sleep yesterday. But I'm fine now after the nap. Thanks for your consideration though.
>>64122563
It hasn't been a decade of development. They tried for the Playoffs all the way until 2008-2009 season. Look at the draft picks for the Oilers in those years it's absolutely bush league. 2013 is the only draft that looks good from Kevin Lowe era.
You can't build a winning team solely off of First Rounders, Free Agency & Trades.
>>64120194
>rags
>stars
>rand paul, but that won't happen so trump
>>64120194
>Pens
>Pens
>Rand because every other candidate is a shitlord
>>64123033
Thank you, Ontario/East Coast.
>>64123114
>shitlord
go away tumblr. rand's gonna vp for trump anyway
>>64120311
Stamkos has a no trade. He will finish the season in Tampa unless a legit contender offers up something significant.
>>64123033
>>64123167
how long until white canadians have to flee their wartorn country and seek refuge in the US? I think there's some nice places to build a canadian community down in florida. they would be shielded dangerous muhammeds and would be fed first world food like publix and jimmy johns.
is 16 worth getting? the last one I bought was 11 and havent played any since.
>>64123167
fuck ontario honestly.
>>64123195
I want to live there now. It's almost impossible to afford to live in this shit country. Inflation and the low dollar are ridiculous, yet wages are the same as they were 8 years ago.
I don't want to leave my family, but I think I'll have to move to freedomland, especially if based Trump wins.
Thank you Ontario and East coast for ruining this country.
Also, it will be really weird to have a "snow day". I've had to work/ go to school during 5 feet snow and -55 degrees temps.
>>64123033
O FINLAND
OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
TRUE PATRIOT LOVE IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND
WITH GLOWING HEARTS WE SEE THE RISE
THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE
>>64120194
>wings
>rags
>dolan trump
>>64123204
No, its really broken. I played it at my friends house and after a few games we put NHL 15 back in.
>>64123325
>mfw I decided to keep playing Be a Pro recently and (I'm on the Spokane Chiefs) I beat the Blazers 15-5.
>>64123357
The last time I did create a player I made my guy from Finland and kept getting demoted from the Blue Jackets despite leading the league in points and playing on the third line.
>>64123310
O Canada kotimme ja synnyinmaa tosi patriootti rakkautta kaikissa poikasi käsken hehkuva sydämet näemmenousuTrue North vahva ja vapaa ja kaukaa O Canada seisomme vartija sinulle Jumala pitää maamme kunniakas ja vapaa O Canada me seistä vartiossa sinulle O Canada seisomme vartija sinulle !
>>64123386
same here in nhl 14, but in 15, you stay on the WHL team no matter what.
>>64123033
>welcoming people who suffered as your new neighbours is something to be embarassed about
you should be ashamed. the land you call u.s.a. was built from immigrants.
the bosses of course are happy because of the cheap labour force. they seem to not understand those are MIDDLE CLASS people.
The war on the middle class is on and you are now ecountering its first victims.
Fight with them, not against them.
>>64123386
fuck the bjs
>>64123569
He was a goat too, probably better than Laine tbeh
>>64123407
>this triggers le flim flab scooter man
>>64123637
HAWL
>>64123407
>Royal Bank of Scotland written on note
>Bank of Scotland badge on note
Pls correct this meme pls
>>64123913
oh finally
I APPRECIATE
>>64123933
Don't know what your mum taught you, but scots are brits mate
Fuck, I'm laughing too hard right now
>>64123982
DUDE
>>64123964
I'm talking about banks mate
THE QUESTION
i wish smuk_anok was here to see this
>>64124031
I'm not even high.
scott darling is starting against the Preds, this will not end well.
>>64124073
Good, smoking the green Jew is degenerate
>>64124115
Jesus Christ.
Can't stop laughing
JUST
>>64124141
how much do you think his bail will be?
>>64124173
A week's salary
>>64124036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jm5gfuT9Z4
How good is Stamkos really?
>mad at Kane
Tokarski vs. Mrazek
>Tokarski is 2-3-3 with a 3.20 GAA and .900 SV% in AHL this season
>63%
>americaitlyns
>>64124141
RAPE
>>64124354
Fuck. What a freak.
Buckle up, buckaroos
>>64124354
CÜCKLE UP CÜCKEROO
>>64124402
Jesus Christ. What an embarrassment. I'm ashamed to share the same continent with these degenerates.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRk4Ykw4IEU
>tfw
>>64124435
why, do you hate freedom?
>>64124354
Muh dick
>>64124435
Feel free to go back to China any time, Zhang
>>64124435
Walk on, Jap.
>>64124481
lol what? I'm white as fuck.
Only asians around me are Indian.
How can you defend that garbage? You're what's wrong with the world. Buckle up, Buckaroo.
>>64124521
I'm not defending it, I just don't give a fuck. Here in America we live and let live, unless you deserve to be shot, in which case you will
>>64124417
SHIT
Today's Games
All times MTN time
>>64124730
In Canada, they have a rich history of social justice and forced multiculturalism.
>>64124730
I don't believe you for a single second Tyrone.
MEMES
>>64124817
Dude my state is like 95% white, I see a spook maybe once a week
florida bros I'm heading down to your state for the next week to stay on the gulf. what's the weather and water like now
>>64124863
holy shit I'm going to die what the fuck is wrong with you
>>64124856
>he's proud to live in a state with a 1% black population and 10% black prison population
racist
>>64124920
maybe blacks should stop committing so many crimes then.
WE ARE BREAKING THIS BUTTHURT TO BRING YOU A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR.
>>64124897
What's that in normal temperatures?
Wtf this year so far. Like 15 cm of snow and -3 everyday. It literally rained a few days ago... in December. And the eskies won a cup... and the Coilers are 3 pts out of a playoff spot.
Fucking bizarro world right now
>>64124978
its fucking 30C and I'm coming from 10
>>64124920
>implying that's an insult
We've given darkies plenty of opportunities to better themselves, and all most of them have done is squander them and continue to make excuses. Fuck 'em
>>64125009
10 is t shirt and shorts weather
>>64125024
Where do you live? I live in Vermont and 10% of our prison population is black, because of racism, obviously. Nevermind that like 95% of them came from NYC to deal drugs.
>>64125037
I know I'm in a tshirt today what the fuck am I gonna do in that weather besides melt? I've only used my fall jacket once this winter. it hasnt gone below -7 yet
>>64125075
Montana
>>64125091
>>64125091
stay in your air conditioned hotel?
Hang out in the pool?
I dunno. 30 degrees in december is foreign to me
>>64125126
I'll be helping someone move. pray for me
>>64125105
Well you're probably safer from ghetto nigs and cityfag liberals than I am.
>5 regulation wins
LOL!!!!
FLAMES WILL LOSE EVERY TIEBREAKERS
>>64125185
My gf wants me to meet her family in Montpelier. Based or no?
>>64125186
that's insane lol i knew it was a smallish number but that's funny
>>64125224
Montpelier is a nice town, however it is full of out of staters with a lot of money, they have priced out locals with their money and they are extremely liberal.
>>64125420
I just don't want to drive that far from Pittsburgh to meet some Vermont hippies.
>>64125185
Where I live, mostly. Lots of Commiefornia transplants in places like Missoula and Bozeman though
>>64124863
Are you the Penguins anon?
>>64125499
That was me actually
Coming spring break :^)
>>64125537
Guess you'll have to wait even longer for that publix sub
>>64125547
How's their Italian game senpai?
>>64125553
It's pretty much the only one I get. Double meat on there is just incredible.
>>64125499
>>64125537
actually yeah I'm the other pens anon that's coming on Monday
Why are the stars, blues and wild such fucking meme teams
If the Oilers would play against the Canadiens in a best of 7-series, starting tomorrow, the Oilers would be the winning team.
>>64125716
>leastern conference
>literally no hockey on tonight
>>64125716
>this isn't even a meme post
>The coilers would legitimately win, maybe even sweep
What the fuck NHL
>>64125750
These are strange and memey times indeed
>>64125563
Which one am I recreating the Rutgers sign with
>>64125750
I really hope Draisaitl doesn't go the way of other great prospects that end up in Edmonton.
helo
is this where i >rags
>>64125750
>ywn go on a 3 day coke, booze and sex bender in Vegas with Lindsay Lohan
Why even live
>>64125732
>hasbs vs ded wings
Cmon lad
>>64125732
>hawks and Preds
u wot m8?
>>64125894
>tfw she used to be hot as fuck, and instead is now a plastic faced cunt
>>64125924
>rags
>>64125924
.rags
>>64125942
Drugs are cool
>Nikitin recalled
called it at the start of the year boys. Are you ready for Niki Nik's snail skating 5on5 and his sick mitts and big shot on the PP?
>>64125778
Me, spring break bro
We are going to meme all over Publix and Lex
>>64125778
not me. I'm the one coming next week and don't want the butt stuff. You're too far from Fort Myers anyway
>>64119865
>>64119877
because hockeystreams is ded
>>64125924
>rags
>>64120194
>kings
>kings
>kings
>>64126029
>He thought he'd actually be allowed to contend for playoffs
top lel
Rip based Duper
>>64126081
It's working, they just didn't let anyone new sign up this season.
http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-hockey/25408672/erik-karlsson-the-nhls-most-game-changing-defenseman-since-bobby-orr
This article makes me mad in a lot of different ways
>im-fucking-plying Karlsson changed defense more than Lidstrom did
When will Senetard fans stop memeing over this autistic 4th forward?
>>64126124
I am an ahl season ticket holder and my account expires in a few weeks, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64126126
When will /hoc/ stop being butthurt over him?
>>64126123
pongs are wearing a decal on their helmet for him
>>64126126
>Erik Karlsson
More Mongolian looking than a Finn
>>64126143
Because he's a massively overrated retard who people are trying to put on a level with the actual defensive GOATs for no reason. It's a meme that's not even actually a meme. You people are fucking dumb.
>>64126075
>no football
>potentially no hockey
>maybe no basebore
Hmm that Rutgers sign might just have to be in a publix, idk of any sporting events to take it to
>>64126110
>implying Nikitin isn't better than Fayne in all areas
This is an improvement. If they can hide him from speedy guys he will help the oilers. And their powerplay is super average and could use what he brings.
>>64125942
JUST
>>64126178
>If they can hide him from speedy guys he will help the oilers
Coaches are gonna look to exploit the fuck out of that weakness and he's gonna get burned nightly m8.
>>64126159
>not answering the question and acting like you know my opinion on the matter
Lel, you sure are butthurt.
>>64126167
There should be Memening game in the ten days I'm there
>71.8% on the penalty kill
>12.3% on the power play
When was there a worse team at special memes than this year's Lames?
>>64126212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFQnIFN1pYo
>Being a kek
>>64126143
When his defensive play is anything above second pairing tier.
>>64126241
>american
>talking about olympic hockey
Iel
>>64126292
Thank you, good answer.
>>64126338
who the fuck put you in charge of judging answers
>>64126338
>Sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDb9wUxo2_Q
>>64126221
I'm going to be disappointed if this doesn't happen tbqhwyf
>>64126377
I was only judging the validity of the answer, not the reliability. And considering I was the one asking the question, meaning that I am the one who best know what I was curious about, I feel that it's only right if I judge the validity.
>>64126440
>USA
>>64126187
BOTOX
>>64126029
Fleming said he has been playing a much more solid and complete game in Bakersfield. His shot never was a problem it was his skating and positioning which apparently it's been improved. If this is a guy they can get going we will be seeing a lot more of pic related.
>>64119877
>not just lazymanning
wew kid
>eichel is a generational talent
>>64126126
Karlsson is much better defensively than Lidstrom ever was in any iteration. This isn't even an argument.
>>64126654
Cowen is better defensively than Karlsson.
>This is a Canadian olympic goaltender
Amount of Norris Trophies won before age 30
Karlsson: 2
Lidstrom: 0
>>64126740
The Canadian conception of "good defense" never ceases to amuse me.
>>64125732
Nig this is the best night of hockey in a while
>>64126761
The numbers don't lie :^) Karlsson is on pace for yet another Norris
>>64126791
Only because the Norris hasn't been about actual defense for years m8. That trophy is a bigger meme than the Jack Adams now desu.
>Gudlevskis recalled
>palat potentially back in the lineup
I'm rock solid right now boys
>>64126811
>i-it d-doesn't c-count anymore guys...
>it's a m-me-me a-award now guys...
>s-s-stop it's n-not funny anymore g-guys...
>>64126811
This is truth
>>64126941
This is bait
>>64126740
It will be tough to break that record but he's got a headstart at least.
>>64126983
>Babcock will probably retire without a Jack Adams because of that alcoholic shit tier coach in Colorado
>>64125909
>>64125921
>>64126764
I am aware there are games tonight and some of them are good ones but none are available on TV for me because there is no national broadcast and none of the local teams are playing, I was hoping I wouldn't have to explain it
>>64127305
then learn the meaning of the word "literally" and don't use it inappropriately. Then you wouldn't have to explain anything.
>Man, I don't get any hockey on TV tonight, sucks!
vs
>There is literally no hockey on tonight
Which one is more ambiguous?
>>64127305
>what is live streaming via the internets
dumb fucking nigger
>>64119865
You know you like being blacked out Sweden
>>64127208
And bob "the human meme" fartley
French Canadian coaches a shit
>>64126732
I don't think he minds.
>>64127208
Doubt it.
Babcock needs one mildly good year with the laffs and the MLSE hype machine takes care of the rest. Give it 2 years.
>>64127208
>the last 3 jack adams winners are currently wallowing in shit
Hynes is going to win it this year when the Devils bumble into the playoffs and then go back to being a bottom feeder next year.
>>64127409
At first it looked like a Bronze Medal but then I remembered he is Canadian LOL!!!!
>>64127427
They might as well rename it the Meme Trophy because right now it's only about what fucking team can meme the hardest in a season.
>>64127351
I am not using the word inappropriately as far as my TV listings are concerned there are literally zero games on tonight
>>64127427
Nah they're going to give it to Dave Cameron. Ottawa has all the makings of the next meme team
>>64127464
then say
"There on literally no hcokey games on my tv listings tonight" instead of the all encompassing,
"There are literally no hockey games on tonight"
>Canadiens players sing the Frozen tune together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZpW2ssbsGM&
who /LET IT GO/ here
>frogs
>>64127445
At first I thought he might not be a douchebag but then I remembered he's Canadian LOL!!
>>64127208
>>64127427
>>64127458
>>64127474
>disco dan and claude julien only coaches since lockout that have cup rings with the team they coached when they won the jack adams
>didn't win them the year they won the cup
>didn't even win them the year they made the SCF
even more hilariously, 08-09 was Julien's Adam, where the Pens made the SCF. the 10-11 was Bylsma's Adam, where the Broons made the SCF
what a joke
>>64127526
>third guy didnt even try
>>64127541
Sorry.
Chris Nichols
@NicholsOnHockey
McKenzie: Stamkos contract "not close to being signed. As I understand it, negotiations are virtually nowhere right now." #TBLightning
STAMCOCK2016`
>>64127614
I really really hope the laffs trade some picks and prospects for him and sign him for 10x7 and miss the playoffs for another decade
>>64127658
Why bother if he goes UFA and they can get him free
>>64127614
he should come to Nashville where we could use him and we have a legit defense core and win stan lees cup.
Finally playoffs? Yes? No? ... probably not...
>>64127614
Probably because stammer looks like shit and they aren't wanting to pay him the money he was expecting
>>64127686
He wants to play center and he want to go back home. Nashville will just be another Tampa Bay.
>>64127724
>wants to go back home
>to a team where he would literally be throwing his career away
No
>>64127690
Man... Remember when that was the question every year, and we were always liable to be the meme team that beat out the number 1 or 2 seeds miraculously...
Those were the days...
>>64127724
Nashville needs centers
>>64127724
well lucky enough for him we need centers and Nashville is pretty god damn awesome so.
>>64127709
Rumor is he wants like 11m lel
>>64127686
>going from a shit hillbilly city where nobody cares about hockey with a beach to a shit hillbilly city where nobody cares about hockey with no beach
Why
>>64127748
Dat Dallas rivalry
Thank you NHL for forced rivalries... not like we'll ever see them
>>64127765
I'd rather trade him at that point. He's looked really bad this year, can't even sink them when they're perfectly set up to his little meme spot
>>64127778
Obviously you don't know either city that well f@m
>le one pullup man
>>64127788
>He's looked really bad this year
So he's gone. Laffs will give him a max offer even if he plays like complete shit, bolts won't.
>>64127778
>shit hillbilly city where nobody cares about hockey
>Nashville
They renovated the Centennial Sportsplex specifically for hockey. And he wants to play center doesn't he? Nashville needs centers.
>>64127805
Neither team is worth fuck all, nobody gives a shit.
>>64127828
http://www.generalfanager.com/teams/nashville-predators
You have no money for Stamkos.
>>64127857
>that statement
>that flag
Top jej
Why do the Flyers suck?
>>64127690
>>64127748
>>64127785
>mfw imagining Eberle playoff beard
nightmares
>>64127875
See for yourself, dumbass
http://www.forbes.com/nhl-valuations/list/
>>64127883
>yfw you trade Eberle and your offense goes to shit because nobody realizes how good he is
>>64127883
>tfw Final Solution beard
I'm glad there are other Coilers fans here, even though you're all new
>>64127908
>Forbes
>>64127950
>Being a team of cuban rapists
>>64127942
Find a source that proves me wrong then. Ill wait.
>>64127910
>trading Eberle
>Ever
Ebsolutely Disgusting
>>64127861
if >>64127765 is true, then Stamkos wants more than he's worth right now
>>64127938
>implying
>>64127970
>basing it off monetary worth as opposed to how shitty or good the team is
Are we business men or shitposters?
anyone have a webm of that hilarious goal against Colorado the other night? Please post.
another hilarious goal in return
>>64127978
>oilers make it all the way up to 6th in the division
>think anyone on the team is irreplacable
oilers fans are just the worst
>>64128001
What I said was nobody gives a shit which is directly related to how much money the franchise makes. Are you really this stupid?
>>64128014
don't lump us in with these new people please.
>3 points out of a playoff spot.
I'm excited as fuck.
>>64128014
>he thinks the leading scorer 3 out of 5 seasons is replacable
>>64128051
# of fans /= amount of money the franchise makes. Also depends on who is willing to advertise with them, popularity of other sports in the area so on
>>64127980
of course he does, but the teams with no cap problems and looking for hope are probably going to leap on him more than the Bolts would.
I think if the Preds dropped some pieces, they could make room, but things would get really fucking cramped.
Tampa Bay themselves is a little fucked, too.
They have a lot of their rookies hitting RFA status next year, which is the worst time really for them if they want to keep Stamkos.
Being in Toronto, all I keep fucking hearing about this week is Stamkos. That's part of where the Toronto thing comes from, outside of the weird media spins, because they'd probably pay him that exorbitant amount and not get flak like they would have if it was Clarkson again. Especially when the current team they have is at least half filled with UFA's next year, they'll have money for him.
>>64128014
They'll probably try to move Nuge and Yak before they touch him.
>>64127942
I'M LEAVIN TODAY
>>64128103
wrong pic
>>64128132
Number of fans and the willingness to spend money on hockey is DIRECTLY related to franchise worth.
Are you the >angrily cheering guy? Because you're seriously deluded
>the pacific division is so bad it might actually be possible to make the playoffs with a >.500 record
>>64128203
It's a part but it's not the only part like you originally implied. Don't backpedal now.
>>64128255
>Canada talking about the playoffs
lmao why bother?
>>64128255
Nigga go back to math 10c senpai
I think you meant <.500 record
>>64128255
>Oilers have a chance to make the 'offs
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Three games starting in a half hour... which one shall I watch?
habs versus wongs?
snes versus blots?
caps versus jagrs?
>>64128332
New
>>64128268
>getting BTFO so hard you start making things up
Where did I say it was the only part? You keep moving the goalposts lmao
>>64128255
>.500
>canadian """""""""""""""""""""""""education""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>64128338
Wongs will probably win because the Habs have the backup's backup and just played the Broons.
Caps/Jagrs have that top tier goaltending duel.
Snes/Blots will be a joke, so watch this one unless you want to see the hasb btfo.
Kongs
Cankeks
Coilers
Keks
Shorks
Coyotes
Flams
>>64120194
>wings
>stars
>trump
>>64120311
Al pls
>>64128276
>math 10-C
TRIGGERED
>>64127942
top kek
hehehehehehe
new bread
>>64128611
>>64128611
>>64128611
>>64128526
YAK 10-C MOTHERFUCKERS
>>64128008
the memest
>>64120194
>Stars
>Stars
>Trump
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