/HEEM/: Mcgregor shook edition
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: /HEEM/: Mcgregor shook edition
Previous >>64107283
Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - UFC FN: Edgar vs Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor
December 19 - UFC FN: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit (Lawler injured in training)
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz (Cruz knee injured)
UFC 194 embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edks0dLAJ8 [Embed] [Embed]
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFAMxmP8EFE [Embed] [Embed]
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tliR2gTahjc [Embed] [Embed]
Press conference- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEoU4M04h7Y
Movement-
http://www.idoportal.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Wr7HsylE0
Fresh Irish air- http://www.irishtimes.com/news/environment/ireland-falls-below-who-guidelines-on-air-pollution-1.1974046
9/11 was an Inside Job- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4za9OSalz4
First for 20 posts early
footwork
>20 (twenty) post early
considering taking a plane to freedomland just to heem you
Can't wait till Aldo BTFO this tater tot
Britkeks do we have to get 12 months subscription to BTSport to watch this shit non-pirate? Used to be free for me since I got bt internet but they changed it so you have to pay for BT sport 2.
DEY
>>64112520
DONT
>>64112460
>>64112497
blame the canadian faggot for pushing the boundaries
>>64112475
who /missingtheirstaffchristmasparty/ here? its tomorrow night and I'm staying home to watch Paige + Sage
>>64112546
MEME
>>64112553
you're responsible for your own actions
stop shitposting you losers
USA > canada
>>64112584
LOIK
>>64112531
Could the Movement allow you to trick the scale?
>>64112435
shitty af OP.
this should have been pic related
>>64112589
keep talking back to me and see if i don't double leg you and hit you with some vicious elbows
>all these spergs analyzing conor and jose's 50th staredown this year
>>64112435
weigh-ins when?
/HEEM/: [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] the Edition
Bro with the ps4, you can use the live events viewer app to order the fight in HD. Its $45 if you have playstation plus.
/heem/
I'm going to go grocery shopping for the weekend tomorrow.
What are some fight fan food essentials that I need in order to survive more than 30 fights?
Keep in mind, the events air way past midnight in Germany. Also, most American stuff is unavailable, so please no brand-specific recommendations.
>PVZ vs Namajunas weigh-ins is in 2 bongs
>TUF semifinals in 5 bongs
It's finally starting to happen
BUCKLE UP FREAKY BITCHES WE ARE LIVE
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>He tink I'm dere but I'm not dere, he tink I'm not dere but I'm dere.
This fight gonna be good
>>64112701
>>64112707
oh my god, too much is happening!
>>64112707
That fat guy from 30 Rock? No thanks
>>64112696
CORN NUTS
O
R
N
N
U
T
S
>>64112712
How is goku keeping up with frieza without being super saiyan?
>>64112696
Plenty of socks to shit in and some extra piss bottles.
>>64112737
I own a bed-pan, my mum is gonna handle the rest.
>it's a comedian episode
This night is getting /comfyasfuck/
>>64112696
Chips n dip
Pizza rolls
Mountain Dew
Beer
If Conor loses, he will 100% get an instant rematch. You can screencap this.
>>64112733
Movement
>>64112773
nah, he'll jump to lightweight either way, they already been doing the mcgregor/cerrone hype
>>64112733
Frieza is too stiff
>GuidoPortal
>>64112733
Tranes with Ido Portal
>>64112696
those spicy coated peanuts from Lidl
>>64112729
the guy is a decent stand up comedian, so the podcast should be decent
https://twitter.com/UFCEurope/status/674707124178448384
>Conor bowing
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN /HEEM?
>>64112630
Stances reversed m8
>>64112831
>27ish hours from three nights of fights
>biggest PPV numbers ever incoming
>"that guy from the Dave matthews video"
Rogan really isn't going to renew his contract.
I vote Brian Stann or Dan Hardy to replace him
Ouch
>>64112882
I feel like they're setting up /u/RobinBlack as his replacement.
>>64112886
how loose is ronda lads? first hall, then schaub and now travis
>>64112886
I bet she made up the abuse story when she found out
Ronda just seems like that nerdy girl who had no social skills and was always busy with something so now with free time she decided to go full slut mode and get that taste of genetically superior males
>>64112840
hes preparing for the inevitable when he gets heem'd on saturday. he's gonna go on and on about how much respect he had for Aldo and it was all a show to promote the fight blah blah blah
they'll hug it out and call it a day.
>>64112907
it is well known that both of them have tiny dicks.
>>64112905
Robin Black and Dan Hardy would be fucking amazing.
>>64112932
The nerdy girl that wasn't smart but really fucking weird and made everyone around her feel awkward
10 days until Reem vs JDS
Can the Reem do it?
>>64112886
Shes such a great role model you guys.
>>64112959
eh, they're not gonna do that, you need one play-by-play commentator. With two color commentators, things are ought to become confusing.
>>64112974
one of them is pulling out, i guarantee it.
>Absolutely no hype about Edgar/Mendes
>Less hype even than PVZ/Namajama
Why?
>>64113015
too many big fights, plus Edgar is boring, he looks like a bobble headed little kid out there
>>64113015
Edgar will win easily, Chad is too stupid
>>64112733
>>64112712
>It's nice down here beating on all these Aliens on Namek
>But I plan on going back up to earth and destroying the Androids as well
>>64113015
take a guess you dumb burgerclap
>pull up the definition of fascists
Fucking Rogan. Someone please heem him.
>>64112993
I know, they'll probably stick Black with Anik or something. Goldie and Black would be overwhelming. Mark and Hardy on Unibet work nice. I'd be okay if they port.
Nice RoganWatch moment there.
>>64113072
I'm assuming they'll keep Hardy/Gooden for the European events because timezones, both are Brits after all. They're easily the best team working atm imo.
>>64113112
Hardy I like I don like the other guy. Hes not bad just kinda meh
>>64113127
Better than the british announcer tho
>>64113112
I would like to see a huge event where Hardy, Black and Roga do coke and just lose their collective minds while doing commentary. It could literally be a regional WMMA card, I'd watch it.
>>64113112
>>64112993
>>64112959
>>64112905
Why no love for Stann? I forget what FN he did recently, but I thought he was brilliant. I remember thinking he was doing a perfect mix of "this is for people who have never seen MMA before" and more in depth-stuff
>>64113154
I thought the brit announcer was Gooden
>>64113165
Stann is bretty gud. I miss Mir though
>>64113015
Too many big fights in such a short period. Usually there's a full week break between a fight night and a PPV card, but since there isn't this time around the UFC is choosing to spend the majority of its time trying to market the PPV (which is by far the best card anyway). I get that they had to delay edgar vs Mendes because they needed to aire all the TUF episodes, but I really feel like they could have done PVZ vs Namajunas last weekend and left this whole week to hype up only edgar vs Mendes and UFC 194.
>>64113183
i mean the british bruce buffer
>>64113165
Stann is very very good at what he does, but he's just not as entertaining as other guys. Would love to see him paired up with a more energetic guy like Rogan or Black.
>>64113161
>coke
>not Alpha Brain
cmon dude.
>>64113165
Its not that theres no love for Stann, he's good an I think everyone likes him. But Rogan/Hardy/Black are just better imho.
>>64113219
Yeeee, you're right.
Has heembro touched down in Vegas yet?
Will he have time to adjust to the time zone change and climate?
>>64113015
you ask this as if you don't know
>>64113211
oh right. I hardly remember him
>>64113165
Stann is the best color guy the ufc has. Anyone that says otherwise sucks cock by choice.
Stann > Hardy > Rogan
>>64113233
Ive been down on rogan ever since I watched ufc 76 on mute and jardine clearly won but he said otherwise
>>64113256
I land friday and im coming from so cal.
>>64113261
Stann is biased as fuck though.
I like Hardy more
>>64113264
he says silly stuff sometimes but hes mostly right.
Though he annoyed me when he said that Belcher got robed when he fought Akiyama.
Akiyama I think won that fight. It was close either way though so even if Belcher should have won it wasnt a robbery.
>>64113295
Hardy's DMT trip made him more open minded
Honestly think McGregor is mindfucking Aldo. I think he's going to be really respectful and not at all brash in the lead up and during the fight, wait it out and try to nick it in the final round where Aldo's tired and has grown to like McGregor enough that he won't be as motivated to keep going.
>>64113315
probably the dumbest thing i've read here today
>>64113315
what
>>64113315
>the lack of banter is ALSO banter
git help bro
>>64113315
Dude... Aldo will fight until he dies. I don't even know who to root for. I like Aldo a lot, but Conor is from the same country as some relatives of mine.
Regardless, it will be a great fucking fight if Conor doesn't prove to be a huge poof and folds in the later rounds
>>64113324
>>64113332
fedora post me all you like. just watch the fight and remember this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCU-OyPcEGk
>>64112696
chocolate macaroons
>>64113348
>a guy who's used psychology as a part of his attack for literally every fight just decides to give it up before the biggest fight of his life
could be but i doubt it
>>64113364
You just know these two have fucked in some coke induced moment of homoerotic tension
>>64113315
Take a good hard look /heem/, this is what UFC 194 has done to you.
>>64112733
from the new film, definitely recommend it
>>64113410
Is that a guy Triangling himself?
>>64113015
if Edgar/Mendes was on the Thursday card with PVZ/Rose on Friday, the hype would also switch
so guys considering youa re talking about weeb cartoons.
What good Martial Arts Mangas/Anime are out there besides Teppuu and All Rounder Megaru?
>>64113211
>>64113154
Andy Friedlander, he does announcing at Wembley for football as well. Hate the cunt. Gooden is well alright though and actually trains
>>64113424
Yeah, that's a shoop though. Here, have the original
>>64113393
what I'm assuming is that his mewvment coach convinced him of peacefulness with some buddhist trickery. I mean, do you really think a Brazilian out of all people is gonna help Conor beat a Brazilian national hero? Conor is talking about having spies in Aldo's camp, well Aldo has one in Conor's coaching staff.
Thinking about it, Gunni, the other guy training under Ido Portal, is fighting a Brazilian as well... the plot thickens.
fucking 4chin sometone make rizon chat
>tfw 4chan is kill
>>64112886
>
lads
WE ARE LIVE!
Weigh ins are live
https://youtu.be/FvizmEVZyyQ
>>64113486
Thanks Bruce!
>>64113483
TYBWBB
McGregor's ass broke 4chan
ITS TIME...ALMOST
https://www.instagram.com/p/_FryIroaBh/
>inb4 northroids
finally the servers are back
WE BACK
Shoeface had the most sunken eyes I ever seen
requesting movement coach picture please
>john howard
Sorry lads. I heemed the servers.
>>64113505
they're going to need a mop and bucket on stage when sage undresses
>dat qt female burt watson
>>64113519
After I'm done with you mate, you won't be able to eat an apple for 6 months.
Who /ELIAS/ here?
>>64113519
>bragging about heeming a 45 pound server
>>64113525
lol white girls are so easy
>>64113525
>>64113529
someone post the webm of her holding a towell
RIP Elias.
Santos looks like he's been juicing hard.
how do I achieve Ray Longo mode?
>FRESH FROM THE PRESS
H-How do you like it, lads?
>>64112350 (you)
gave me the idea
>Mfw the servers cut out for UFC 194
>>64113570
Don't you dare even suggest that
I weight 140 lbs, don't train and I look exactly like Cody Pfister.
>>64113525
she looks so fucking nervous
I really can't tell whos the bigger autist, Pfister or Sage.
Let's get closer
McGoober seemed really reserved in that preesser
Confirmed shook
>>64113593
Pfister is Paul Dano in Prisoners tier
21st appearance...that's 20,000 REEBUX
>>64113570
>he's not going to a bar for it
Pfister looks like a gay little kid
TUF SPOILER: Artem heems Julian, Rodgers beats Marcin. Rodgers has visa issues, Hall takes his place in the final.
goddamn
Chiesa is waaaay bigger than Miller
Can't cyst the Pfist
>>64113619
Who's the twitchy guy i quit in like ep 4?
>>64113619
you said Rodgers had an injury last time, get your bait straight
>>64113630
Modern LW vs Classic LW :(
>>64113525
>>64113483
>capped off belly buttons
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
how big is PVZ compared to Rose?
I imagined Rose was bigger
Guess we'll find out now
>>64113619
Marcins in Vegas senpai
>>64113644
Hall is the guy with tourettes
>>64113651
I said that I thought he got injured, now I got more info.
>>64113570
make discord/irc before it starts
4-2 record.
#3 in the world.
This is why no-one cares about the women,
>>64113672
It's gonna be like Bendo vs Thatch all over again
THIRSTY
H
I
R
S
T
Y
>still a little thirsty.
if they worked out harder they could look like Claudia
>tfw you make webm for the lads and don't even get a single (you) for it
>>64113558
I was planning to do more from the other mcbedded's...
>>64113677
I presume he got steamrolled by the Rodge and thus it made sense to go with Hall.
>>64113525
Women literally SHAKING and weakened by the power of the BBC.
>>64113710
If Cody worked out harder he could look like Rose
>>64113694
I think that might be the case. She's not as small as I thought she'd be.
Also, small cage, it'll be even easier for her to keep the pressure up.
>>64113718
>yfw he gets rodgers in a sneaky submission
>>64113717
Show me where, I'll give you a few (You)'. I appreciate the wembsmiths itt.
>>64113742
...
>>64113741
lel
>>64113717
You forgot your screen name signature and avatar
>>64113717
you need to promote yourself, say some outrageous stuff next time
>>64113558
(You)
bit too memey imo (in my opinion)
>>64113310
That fight is a textbook example of one dude winning two rounds but it felt like the other guy won the fight
>>64113741
>thingken of sage
>>64113558
>>64113717
gj hans. you have my upboat :^)
https://www.instagram.com/p/_D3eb5ICN7/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdNuTN-L76Y
>>64113815
>155
>156
how is that even possible
sage fucking with gravity yet again
>>64113557
tacos
>>64113558
Classic. Here is your well deserved (You).
>>64113843
Hollow muscles bro
>>64113843
Cody is the natty limit
>>64113822
why is she so kawaii
paige is going to make this fight as boring as possible
if pfister hears that sage talked shit about his favorite anime then he's going to win via autism smash
>that one guy booing Sage
Damn, I love Gian Galang's work.
Rose: I'm the most technical in the division
Definitely not the best wrestler
Claudia is a better grappler
Joanna is a better striker
>>64113558
very nice.
so I just saw this for the first time ever. Are there any other openly gay couples in MMA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sHTvkBUReQ
>>64113965
>Are there any other openly gay couples in MMA
Yeah about 50% of female fighters haha :D
>no more thongs at weight weigh ins due to Reebok's granny panties
Fuck you, Reebok. You managed to make female MMA even worse and more useless than ever before.
how unlikely is pfister to take northcutt?
wouldn't mind seeing yet another one of dana's projects get fucked up, but this >>64113815 makes it look impossble.
>>64113965
gays should be banned due to safety reasons
>"Sister" Pfister is an 8 to 1 underdog
>I-Im not a goat for the s-slaughter
>>64113483
>>64113498
>tfw Kailin has to constantly suppress her inner moke
>tfw she no can unleash her real qt accent
;_;
she would be talking this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSXQC29NNFI if she didn't have to
>>64113525
this is so hot
>>64113983
There's literally no chance of Pfister winning. Not even by freak KO.
>>64113952
>i'm going to be patient and wait for paige to make a mistake
great let paige initiate a clinch until you gas
>>64114037
I am going to enjoy watching Pfister get Pfisted
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/9/9882310/ufc-196-werdum-vs-velasquez-2-white-mma-news
>>64114066
Well, at least now we know we can permaheem ourselves after Dillashaw/Cruz
>>64113558
germany the webm god as always.
>>64113483
kailin>paige
>>64114059
I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson,
And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
And whatever happens next is all a blur,
But you remember "Pfist" can be a verb
We should invite Hiroshimoot to watch the card with us.
>>64113965
>gays in m&a
enjoy the division being riddled with hiv
>>64113952
rose= woodley
cluadia = hendricks
jj= macdonald
PVZ= lombard
esperaza = koscheck/ellengurger
>>64114107
paige tko'd kailin bro
>>64114120
>shuts down 4chan during the weigh in
>invite him to watch the card
>>64113558
Germany you're so based
Top tier WebM
How long till weigh-ins?
>>64113525
moar of this coked up QT pls
How many bings/bongs until the first prelim?
>>64114163
21 bongs
>>64113547
she's not white
>>64114163
>>64114173
I want the casuals to go
>>64112435
>he actually got "McGregor" right
Did you guys realise the Irish, being celts, are the last indigenous people of Europe?
They covered Europe from Greece to Ireland and got genocided by Romans, Slavs and Scandinavians/Germanics. Only on their little island there did they manage to survive.
What does this mean for the mindset of McGregor going into this fight?
>>64114120
He'd probably ban the living fuck out of us and the ones who remain would probably be banished to /asp/.
We should try tho.
>>64114194
>Norwegian education
>>64113741
Sage is as good as dead
>>64113570
>hes not watching it on tv
>>64114256
>not watching it with heem and get LIVE reactions
>tfw going to DDOS acestream nodes with the bot net I bought, feels good desu
For all you Vegasfags or any fags for that for that matter the goof himself will be on JT the Brick show on Fox sports radio. Show just started
>>64114297
I'll have my laptop with heem beside me lad
>>64114298
>YFW your botnet fails and mcgregor loses
YOU KNOW WHATS NEXT
THAT WORLD TITLE IS NEXT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAcfjK6LZaU
Has anyone seen that Jones vs Ariel video yet?
Man he has really matured and he shits on Dana multiple times. I like this new buff Jon Bones Jones.
>>64114339
Yes we all saw it the moment it came out like the real fight fans we are.
Aldo looks kind of skinny guys.
I'm not updating this, but save it to goof tomorrow or add yourself
>>64113843
fat is a powerful thing
>>64114365
ye he's 155 instead of conor's 165
>>64114339
>4chin
>why women lose the...
>top 100 Youtubers
>tfw it all kicks off tomorrow
>>64114395
No injuries.
W-we made it.
>>64114395
>tfw staying up till 5 am 3 nights in a row
>>64114367
take two more updates lad so its perfectly round off
>>64114420
yes lad, im thinking of watching TUF tonight as well
>>64114418
Conor has a lot of railings to walk on between now and Saturday. Don't jinx it.
>>64114391
>being this new
>>64114438
that "parkour" shit is the best way to injure yourself
Who wins Holloway vs Stephens
>>64114478
Holloway wins
Stephens is shit
>>64114438
>>64114477
>Being against mewvment
>>64114478
Holloway
how did you train movement today heem?
>>64114533
Walked on the curb imagining it was a high beam
>>64114498
i remember doing it 17-18 years ago with a friend who does it professionally now, climbing around yale around the skulls and bones building, he got arrested for trespassing, he also broke his ankle jumping around on brick
If you dont train movement at least 3 times a week your a fucking idiot
>>64114533
I didn't. I need to though, thanks for reminding me.
Mcgregor is just like Bruce Lee talking about freedom and honestly expressing yourself through martial arts. Yfw we are watching reincarted Bruce Lee dominate the sport he created.
>>64114564
*your an
ftfy
>>64114549
Not very good m8
I did three sets of salsa dancing on top of a jungle gym
>>64114577
He's like Bruce Lee except a real fighter
>>64114533
how do i train movement without yoga master
>>64114438
>Conor is the one who would pull out
lad...
>>64114612
>Salsa
>Doing literally pleb tier mewvment
>>64114620
Autofellatio
>>64114549
The kid I grew up with did free running on an empty roller coaster with no nets. I think the video is on youtube
Reminder that a parlay on Mendes and Aldo is literally free money.
>>64114339
Uh hey one pad kee mao please thanks. Sawadee krap!
>>64114656
this isn't it but i laughed anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H92ZMBgZGU4
>>64114612
>I did three sets of salsa dancing
Do you even want to mewv?
>>64114697
fucking presumptuous morons
>not including salsa in your training at least once a week
All I see is stiffness
>>64114746
way more people must have died/been seriously injured doing that than sanctioned mma
>>64114694
don't hold it up like that, put it on the ground for fuck sakes
>>64114533
i crawled through the sand and and extinguished some candles
>>64114694
Uhhhh
>>64114533
I started off by doing some rolly pollies down the street and moved onto doing 3 hours of the Waltz with the local bike
>>64114764
/hightest/ sport
who wins?
>>64113633
GYNO
Y
N
O
>>64114533
5x5 NEET sits tobh
>>64112435
Will McGregor get rekt like how Rousey got rekt?
Anyone have that picture of ido portal with the world mewvment writen under it
>>64114822
Ariel runs away for 3 rounds, then has his rich uncle pay the judges for a victory.
>>64114868
No, it should be a competitive fight.
meanwhile in brazil
>>64114871
>>64107367
>mewvment
>>64114907
medicated as fuck
>>64114910
Danke based Germany
>>64114936
do they actual drug the animals regularly, or is it just that they're well fed and "depressed"
>>64114298
>baby's first DDoS via LOIC and suddenly 1337 HaX0r
Truly pathetic.
How much do you think EA is paying Jose to throw the fight?
>>64114907
that cat is fucking huge
>>64114978
>those last 10 seconds
OH WHAT NO! OMG
>>64114907
2,000 years ago you could watch them get slaughtered in arenas...for FREE
>>64114958
Cats are sensitive to ketamine. They dope them up for cheap and pose them with celebrities and people paying to take photos.
Its surprisingly common actually.
Don't think Romans had Brazilians, sounds fun though
>>64114367
fuck i forgot to get my picks in, can someone add me?
>paige van zant via wrestlefuck
>jim miller via sub
>sage via roidstrength
>theodorou via stunning good looks
>>64115011
What was it?
>>64115059
Too late brah
>>64115053
Oh so that's what you meant by knocking out animals
>>64115061
a girl writing for you with bloody fingers then at the end it shows her sticking her fingers in her bloody cunt for more blood
not a pleasant watch desu
>>64114978
Fucks sake.
Mcgregor is gonna fucking destory that little spic
>>64115011
>>64115084
what was it?
The knee
The heel
The fist
The elbow
>>64115079
Funny. But no, I can't buy ketamine otherwise I'd probably flog it for muney to the local junkies. Special K is ketamine basically.
Gypsies use the same trick on their babies while they panhandle to keep their kids docile and evoke an emotional response, that way they get more muney then just by begging.
Also a friendly MMA related reminder that Holm blew the shit out of Ronda.
What if Aldo has been working on his bunda game therefore rendering Conor useless because of too much ass?
>>64115111
A girl writing with her fingers "for you" in her period blood. Re-dipping when the ink gets low, if you know what I mean.
>>64115111
>>64114841
girl writing "for you" with her period
or as it's commonly referred to, "modern art"
>>64114907
>>64115119
She's also blatantly roided to the gills.
>>64115111
babies getting upset
What kind of person does something like this?
>>64115181
Someone who's financially secure.
>>64115076
fuck it added meself
How the fuck have I not seen webms of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANkZI9CFBrc
>>64115181
kek
>>64115181
probably the same guy who bought my brother $2,500 in computer parts, never met him, just played a game online with him
>>64115181
the same kind of people that pay to experience this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RsMnkiQGFE
This site better not go down Saturday night senpai.
>>64115111
What is wrong with you people?
>>64115181
Someone who makes 300k starting
>>64115218
people are cool
anyone feel like paypaling me some money for weed for the fights?
paypal is in name
>UFC Fight Night: Namajunas vs. VanZant BloodyElbow staff picks and predictions
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/9/9882296/ufc-fight-night-namajunas-vs-vanzant-staff-picks-and-predictions
Staff picking Northcutt: Nick, Mookie, Tim, Phil, Fraser, Stephie, Zane
Staff picking Pfister:
>lel
>>64115207
because ur a newfig probably
>>64115181
motar2k is some rich dubai prince billionaire probably a friend of or actually is amhai
>>64115207
top kek though
thanks for posting, didn't mean to sound rude
pls don't downvote
>>64114972
nah senpai I got it off a lad in college who sells them all the time, loads of zombie machines in Korea and other places with decent connections, about 150 machines. Should be enough to ruin some acestream fags
>>64115181
he's making more than he would be through reebok
>>64115273
Prove it.
>>64115273
Why do people do that, you know, go on the internet and tell lies?
>>64115207
oh man, I totally forgot about this. They have an awesome facility.
>>64115300
Imagine how fucking amazing it would be if Pfister KO's Basil stiff and the only person to call it was Robin Black again.
When does MemeMachine return?
That was a pretty peasant bus Conor drove with to Vegas.
>>64115287
You'll know it's true on Saturday night when your gaystream starts to lag
>>64115207
Life is movement
>>64115246
come on guys i just need like $15 to buy sum bud
crowdfund me
>>64115365
Fuck yourself, knave.
>>64115323
Tune into your local prison gang yard fight show
>>64114298
Doing the Catholic God's work, lad. Good for you. Bless your heart.
>>64115365
go crowdfund downtown irl
>>64115365
just ask people for a dollar for an hour outside CVS or the gas station
>>64115365
turn tricks at the gas station
Eddie Bravo himself sent me this over Twitter. What did he mean by this?
https://youtu.be/Yr6mkJs04EQ
Is TUF on in 40 bings lads?
>>64115401
thats waht i;m doing here
can't heem help a bro get high?
clean feet
>>64115474
Yes
Ft. Conor gets rattled by a surprise Aldo visit.
>>64115474
yes
I don't have high hopes for my american friend
>>64115478
>$15
get a job
>weed smokers
Not even once
stream for TUF where?
>>64115497
i'm a neet bro
arent u guys in the holiday spirit?
posting these for 194
>>64115520
http://zunox.hk
i'm also weedbro
pls tip for the stream
>>64115538
>mewvement
>>64115538
>>64115561
Decrease resolution m8 for better bitrate.
>>64115538
Gunnar has such a weird ape-like body.
>>64115596
The large thorax of a neanderthal, even.
>>64115532
Hope it worked out.
>>64115532
i unironically just paid off $2,000 on paypal 90% was buying people 4chan passes and gifting them games when i used to drink
>>64115578
>tfw moving
>>64115684
i forgot rory was on that show
>>64115646
/r/ing heem gold account plox
>>64115684
I would watch that as a kid and think the show was based on true stories.
>>64115698
There's a lot you don't know about the Red King
>>64115699
they're no longer available since 193 due to too many requests. I texted hiroshimoot, he said they'll go on sale again during Dillashaw/Cruz fight.
>>64115666
>>64115711
>tfw chrome is shit and can't play webms with odd sizes
>>64115699
if this beta blocker kills me tonight you can have my loot
let's get closer
>>64115729
what an alpha
>>64115749
Get firefox and pic related.
Chrome hasn't had anything of value for a few years now.
who /HESPECT/ here?
>>64115810
firefox looks and feels clunky as fuck on os x though
chrome had fixed the webm bug, but it came back in a version a month or two ago
Who you guys got in this fight?
>>64115857
>os x
fair enough, I know nothing about apple products
>>64115814
good to see honestly
enough shit talking to pull in the casual fans now lets get to business
Where dem /heems/ boys.
What fight cards have you missed?
I was in the hospital during Machida Shogun 1
>>64115908
Are manlet heems allowed?
>>64115926
My girlfriends daughter had a dance recital during GSP vs BJ 2. Fucking sucked.
I'm worried boys. McGregor seems TOO relaxed. He doesn't have the nervous insane fire in his eyes that he had around 189.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUiHvbvhz7c
>>64115666
>a canuck posting in /heem/.webm
>>64115970
Dallas <3
>>64115926
I was in Spain during holohan-smolk [spoiler]and I didn't even download it afterwards[/spoiler]
We all want Aldo to lose after he spoke out against the reebok deal like a faggot right
>>64115874
Guy on the right
How do you feel about bullies, /heem/?
>>64115969
me too man, he went from TUH VAMO HERR to nodding respectfully, and its not because of the weight cut, you can definetely see something strange going on by the way he behaves and his look
>>64116006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjAHM5osXlM
>>64116036
>mfw I was rooting for Angela
My younger brother knew her, everyone from Evolution Muay Thai got together to see her get BTFO and look like a farting joke...
>>64116050
he's about to fight the biggest fight of his life. I think he realizes that and doesn't want to waste an energy. You will see typical connor during weigh ins though. Expect him to get in aldo's face.
Spot the fighter.
>>64115874
How the fuck is it even possible that they weigh the same
I get the feeling aldo will lose
It's been over a year since he last fought and he doesn't have the best striking defense
He'd do better than Mendes if he got McGregor on the ground but he'd have to get him down without getting KOd
>>64116217
no fat
>>64116192
Rose looking like the terminator
>>64116050
>TUH VAMO HERR
>>64116192
Hello /r/mma
>>64116192
How easy could you heem her ribs?
>>64116278
yes
sparkling toes
How does Saul lose lads?
>>64116192
>Pat Barry gets to sniff that muff every day just because her uncle fiddled her dingle
>>64116304
He doesn't
>two teammates
great, 10+ minutes of heavy breathing
>>64116310
Why's he not in Vegas then lel
>inb4 made up visa problems
>>64116288
I honestly wonder where her organs are supposed to fit in. There's literally no place for them.
3 MORE DAYS LADS
>>64116319
peak, he isn't?
>there are literally people ITT who unironically think that Aldo has a chance against the GOAT
>>64116329
I wish the UFC wouldnt have these guys face off every day for like 3 months straight
>>64116373
YOU SOUND LIKE A FAG
me sleepy
First round to Saul anyway desu
didn't realize TUF was on
how were the first 15 minutes?
>>64112696
Shawarma, falafel, and hummus for your Syrian friends.
>>64113741
he looks like a child molester
New age mewvments to style on the Brazilian
>>64116491
Just showed a bit of training now Saul and Marcin are fighting
>>64113791
how do you mean?
>>64116510
>he doesn't know the master of mewvment Ido Portal is Brazilian
>>64116513
will this be another fight only episode?
last one was pretty boring without the McBanter
S A U L
A
U
L
>>64116542
they kinda have to do two, with the finale being just around the corner.
>this silence
terrible desu
>>64116542
ART EM is fighting do so we get McBants for that fight
HEEM TAPPY
TAPPY
>>64115874
fucking lol
>>64116615
Sage is going to have to end up at Welterweight at some point
>>64116319
?????
>>64116629
Must be injured or hiding desu
Is Aldo actually smaller? Smaller cut may affect the gas tank
>>64115561
thats the most psychotic thing i've ever seen a fighter do
gunnar is a killer
ALDI is training with the yanks lel
>>64116652
Yeah he seems a bit slimmer than before, and being beside Big Conor McGregor might exaggerate the effect.
>>64116625
yeah honestly how can you cut like 30lbs when youre at like 2% body fat to begin with
That wrestling game commercial always sounds like Dana White in the beginning
>>64116691
>what is dehydration
>>64116691
That's the secret. You can drain water out of muscle in ways that you can't with fat. Heard that on the internet
>>64116705
He must be like a well done steak then when he cuts lad
holy shit this is gonna be good
>>64116727
It's gonna be great.
who /foggy dew/ here
>>64116741
that better not be it
I want some exclusive Conor-Jose banter
Did Saul lost?
Gay ass mum wanted to watch a gay ass movie so I had to miss gay ass tuf
>>64116772
nah, got that 2nd round RNC
>>64116785
Too bad, I heard Mums Love Saul
>Julian Erosa has less than 500 followers on twitter
WHAT A FUKIN GOOF
>>64116772
yes, he tapped to a heel hook
>>64116792
not caught up with it anyway
>>64116615
Is Cody mocking him?
>299.99 PS4 with Uncharted
muh dick
>>64116789
>>64116784
Rip artems ufc dreams
>>64116841
apparently he's not at the finals though, some shit with his visa
>>64116841
U wut? He's in the other fight m8
>>64116831
That's the nervous smile of someone who just realized he's navel deep in shit creek without flippers
>more passion
>improved performance
>stronger libido
tryeugenics.com
>>64116870
you sure he's not doing Sage's permasmile back at him?
>>64116862
Thought it was given in the trailer he gets the ko
>>64116886
But there are 2 semifinal fights on in this episode. The 2 guys from team europe just fought, but artem is about to be fighting the last remaining american
>>64116883
Well it's hard not to smile back at Sage. Sometimes when I need cheering up I'll just look up Sage on YouTube.
Is the new episode of TUF up, can't find it where I usually watch em herehttp://thewatchseries.to/serie/the_ultimate_fighter anyone have any links?
>>64116916
Its still on live now you slug
>>64116916
it's still airing.
HEEM
ARTEM LAD IS GOAT
>>64112553
lol never forget that you do what you do because i want you to
>>64116913
I do that too. Sage is dope.
USA going to get BTFO
>nice and flowey
>>64117029
and playful too?
>NICE AND FLOWEY ARDEM
>AYYY
>5 minutes of shilling for UFC194
HEEM SLEEPY
Conor is too inside his own head. He knows he's built this match up so much that if he loses he will be a laughing stock.
AHAHAHAAHA
FUCKING HEEEM SLEEPY
>>64117013
you wanted me to expose you as a reddit poster?
Saul lied on the visa kek
Visa banned, Ryan Hall is in instead.
>Conor ripping his pants
kek
>>64117065
lmao no idea what you're talkin about bud
>>64117051
>He knows he's built this match up so much that if he loses he will be a laughing stock.
possibly
it's also possible that he truly does not believe that he can possibly lose
>>64117107
>>64117107
>>64117107
>>64117107
new thread
>don't call me dude
>>64115857
>chrome had fixed the webm bug, but it came back in a version a month or two ago
I noticed this as well.
>>64115874
Pfister is playing his role pretty well for a dumb farm boy.
>>64115181
dana is a good guy and funnels tax free money to his fighters through twitch regularly
![1449697495533[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JP2p87J.png "1449697495533[1]")
![anderson silva is not normal].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yt0rPwa.jpg "anderson silva is not normal]")
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xC3f8Hz.jpg "large[1]")
![yudCd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u4gPsX6.jpg "yudCd[1]")
