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GB:Mike McCarthy: Eddie Lacy looks 'rejuvenated'
>CHI: Martellus Bennett sent to injured reserve
WAS: Gruden: Morris' benching game-flow related
PHI: Ryan Mathews expects to return for Week 14
CLE: Mike Pettine loses standoff, Manziel to start
SEA: Carroll hints Lynch's timetable may be longer
>CHI: Fox says White will play 'if he's cleared'
PHI: Ryan Mathews back at practice Tuesday
DEN: C.J. Anderson's ankle 'very sore' Monday
PHI: DeMarco 'addressed frustrations' about role
WAS: Alfred Morris benched final 3 quarters on MNF
DAL: Witten catches 1,000th pass of career on MNF
>>64096752
>addition
>me
>>64096752
Who will be MVP of Superb Owl Fiddy?
dubs say Pats repeat
singles say Panthers go 12-4
God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder
The official franchise ranking:
Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points
Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points
1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)
>addition
First for Joseph Fauria being the next Aaron Hernandez
>>64096752
does Jay Cutler have any potential for improvement or has he hit his ceiling?
Who cares about football, the STOVE IS HOT in baseball right now and the Diamondbacks just got utterly raped by the Barves
Fags
Nth for open spot on Pats roster hype
>>64096800
fuck yeah
fuck, seriously?
repost: >>64096747
>>64096790
I'm having some drug free fun.
Bucs winning out is not unlikely, since they play all pissy poopoo teams and the Panthers sitting in week 17.
If the Texans beat the Pats this week, I think they can rally against the Colts, Titans and Jaguars the three weeks following.
The Cowboys is just funny. Basically I have them beating the Packers, then losing to the Jets and Bills before sealing the deal against the Washington team in week 17. For this to happen, the Eagles have to lose the next three weeks and beat the Giants, who will lose out after beating the Dolphins this week. The Redskins have to beat the Eagles in week 16 and lose to everyone else. It's basically poetry. It's already going to happen. It's like that olympic ski bullshit .gif where the three front runners take eachother out and the dude way far behind them wins on the final lap.
>>64096874
holy shit lol. wanna buy me stuff?
Any Cardinals fans on here? Why is Troy Niklas such a shit? You drafted a Notre Dame TE, it's like the safest thing to scout for guy should be good.
>>64096898
Explain.
>>64096897
seems like he's a good qb until he has to play from behind.
>>64096897
he can improve. he most likely won't. Physically he's.... dude he's jay cutler just look at him. Imagine if he lifted as hard as wilson or brady.
>>64096898
Better hit the batting cages then Jorge
>>64096971
Aaron Rodgers likes getting played from behind
>>64096985
with his arm strength, he could probably throw from end zone to end zone if he lifted
>>64096971
Isn't the same true of Rodgers
>inb4 that one and only heroic comeback against the Lions that technically should never have happened except for the refs and the Lions literally shooting themselves
>>64096897
His play all depends on his blood sugar level.
>>64096805
Super Bowls should be worth more points la', and teams that lost owls should still get points for making it to the owl
teams like Pats and Broncos being in the same company as the Eagles and Vikings just doesn't sit right with me
>>64097015
>>64097015
who knows.
My bad on the snow ball call in the other thread i was wrong
>>64096805
Flawed system as some teams have multiple decades worth of history to get points over newer ones
>>64096957
Here's the trade:
Shelby Miller for...
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 21m21 minutes ago
>Stunning return for #Braves - Inciarte, pitching prospect Blair and Swanson, No. 1 overall pick in ‘15 draft - and potential long-term SS.
>>64096945
no
you laugh but allison was the one for me
she was special
an endless hylian sunset
>>64097055
>>64097036
>what is stale pasta
>>64096985
>>64097015
You don't want your QB to be all Big McHugelarge, Jim Harbaugh actually got all pissed at Kaepernick because he was lifting too much and felt it would fuck with his mechanics. Also look at Brady Quinn, guy was buff as fuck but had no touch on his passes
CAM COME HOOOOMMMEEE!!!
>>64096074
they say that every time but the truth is the minority of owners support it right now and the league is the one pushing for it. still going to happen sooner or later though
>>64096118
>I think it would get us a rule change, top 6 seeded teams regardless of division get playoff spots.
If we're going to go that route, the more likely scenario is that the same 6 make the playoffs but they are seeded regardless of method of entry, so that a shitty division winner gets a gauranteed playoff game, not a gauranteed HOME playoff game
>>64096800
Checked and loaded
>>64096985
Brady doesn't lift senpai, not to get stronger at least. For endurance and retain his strength.
>>64097101
kek
>>64097102
Honestly assumed it was just /sp/ being autistic in general
>>64097075
yea i do laugh this is pretty funny and pathetic.
>>64096800
i would be so upset if they repeated. i cried when they won last year.
>>64097101
>dallas' two best players are both made of glass
literal pottery
>>64097101
Help him up after he falls to the floor with 2 broken hips and call 911 for an ambulance.
>>64097106
you've got a point. Brees and the Mannings look like teenagers
>>64097164
can you record yourself laughing at me and post the vocaroo please
>>64097101
Hawkins Romo confirmed multiple Superbowl winner for the Philadelphia Eagles
>>64097200
do you get off on stuff like that? desu i love keking dudes.
>>64097101
listen i like romo and all but he looks like my uncle, i couldn't do it.
he doesn't even make my nfl cuties list.
When will any of the other young QBs step up to his level?
>>64097238
You are a fake girl tho so your views on how good looking guys are is heavily skewed
>>64097238
i like being bullied but honestly i'd just appreciate the sound of a girl's voice
and you're like half girl so
>>64097241
romo and lee
>>64097075
>64097075
>>64097200
lol what the fuck is this. just made my night.
did you actually meet this allison?
I got to hear this story brah
>>64097280
What does that have to do with the scenario you dumbo? No wonder "allison" didn't get with you
>>64097253
Carr is better tbqhwyf.
>tfw 5 more days till the fraudulent panthers get exposed
>>64097280
come one tell the story of allison bro. it will help. get it out
>>64097298
It's a fake story don't bother
>>64097310
every week
>>64097310
Now that's a good joke.
>>64097310
Superman will prevail.
>>64097128
I would literally be constipated from rage. Cam Newton is the best Quarterback in our teams history. to lose him to the dreaded Falcons would be too much to bear.
>>64096805
>counting pre-1966 #s
the league didnt really exist
>>64097298
there's not much of a story
we met, i became obsessed and i'm still unsure of how she felt
this is from the last time we hung out, probably the last time i'll ever see her (well technically I see her every tuesday and thursday because i've memorized her classes on those days for this semester) but she's not looking back at me so i don't think it counts
>>64097267
ask most girls they'd agree:
Travis Kelce
Alex Smith
Arian Foster
Russel Wilson
(former buc) Mike Williams
Julian Edelman
AJ Green
Greg Olsen (when he looked like Michael C Hall before they both lost their hair)
>>64097280
>>64097513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lTNrM7bS4J
>>64097513
this doesn't seem real
>>64097445
But sometimes you just gotta go home. Sometimes you gotta pull a LeBron.
>>64097310
I must say I'm impressed. After the failcunts lost to Blaine Gabbert and got swept by Jameis Winston I would stop seeing the failcunt fans shitposting.
First Cam MVP Newton will crush your spirit. Then Luke Kuechly will crush your body.
>>64097625
I am wondering what will break first. Their Spirit or their body?
>>64097513
>this story
>that image
Is it just me or are we reliving the solid 7 saga?
>>64097567
please laugh at me
>>64097577
how
>>64097694
i don't understand this reply
>>64097567
also mike williams should not be on that list
>>64097445
I would be pissed too. Rather have ugly ass white boi Matt Ryan in Atlanta than energetic Cam. I like Cam in Carolina.
Atlanta and New Orleans are whiteboi teams.
>>64097718
>please laugh at me
no
>>64097754
>also mike williams should not be on that list
yes he should.
>>64097567
>I'm not on the list
R U D E
U
D
E
>>64097577
It's not
>>64097779
>that hobo beard and ogre nose
no
replace him with bobby wagner or something
>no
please
>>64097567
Where's MayMay Watt? Every chick loves him
>>64097567
>ask most girls they'd agree
Most girls I know are wet for Romo. Just because he doesn't give you a boner doesn't mean actual girls don't think he is hot
>>64097582
The Atlanta failcunts already have a quarterback in Matt Ryan. Carolina has locked him up til 2020.
Lebron has still not won a championship in Cleveland and it looks like he wont with golden state is still undefeated. They look even better then last year. Cleveland even healthy wont beat them in the finals.
how do you like your qb's pham?
>>64097567
Every hoe loves Odell nigga come on
>>64097779
But New Orleans is about draft Deshaun Watson to sit behind Drew this year.
>>64097839
Regular Romo or Arts n' Crafty Romo?
>>64097812
nigga why would i conjure up fake sad stories
>>64097849
>Vikings could have gotten Carr instead of a Miami boy made of glass who can't make a decision to save his life
>>64097813
>>64097853
wagner and odell are cute too.
>>64097823
he's disgusting. what a gross ass meathead. sick of seeing clay matthews too. they're too thick and meatheaded. Look at Travis Kelce. He's the perfect size for a boy, and he has great hair and a cute face and his uniform makes him like, even hotter. i don't understand it.
>>64097839
he looks like my uncle dude.
>>64097625
WE WILL NEVER STOP SHITPOSTING. WHEN WILL YOU KEK LEARN THIS
WE
WILL
NEVER
STOP
SHITPOSTING
>>64097718
>he doesn't know about solid 7s
am I really that old now? I thought this was common knowledge.
>>64097867
At least you're not married to someone for 12 years who's grown to resent you
>>64097867
For attention.
I remember that thread and how you were practically begging to be asked about it
>>64097903
Honestly, yeah I agree.
>>64097896
O-one day it'll g-get better.
>>64097908
i understood the reference right after i made the post sadly
>>64097919
just because i want attention doesn't mean i'd lie. if i'd be content with that i'd just pretend to be a girl or something
geez i didn't even bring her up this time. someone else did.
>>64097941
Yes, poor Vikings. On the cusp of the playoffs while the raiders aren't. Clearly you got the short end of the stick.
>>64097972
Probably was you without your trip
>>64097896
Even Garoppolo. Bridgewater just looks broken at this point. Doesn't commit/step into his throws, doesn't take chances.
It's not all on him though. The coaching staff has ruined whatever potential he had.
>>64097941
5 nights ago:
>we don't need a cannon arm. We just need someone to take care of the ball.
Seems like he can't even do that, senpai
>>64097567
>>64097513
Is this the thread where we start to find out way too much about some of the tripfags here?
>>64097904
conversely, matt ryan is one of the ugliest people in the nfl.
>>64097972
some people revel in their own personal tragedy
>>64098005
silly, that's every thread
>>64097975
>0-4
vs.
>3-2
do these numbers mean anything to you?
>>64097975
>On the cusp of the playoffs
Considering their upcoming schedule, I wouldn't be surprised if they lose out and miss the playoffs.
>>64097986
i hate you
>>64098005
you're my only friends, you guys
>>64098014
yes but it's not a personal tragedy if it's completely fictitious
>>64097904
>mfw Punthers fags think they aren't getting BTFO this Sunday
>>64098014
He was rated most attractive QB in the league a couple years ago
>>64098014
>conversely, matt ryan is one of the ugliest people in the nfl.
Suck a dick bitch.
>>64097904
dude it's like a Chihuahua barking. Nobody is afraid of the failcunts. Hell, I circle the calendar for the day we play you faggots. It always brings a smile to my face seeing your team get physically dominated.
Enjoy being the Philadelphia eagles of the NFC south after we win our bowl. Faggot.
Does your QB seem to have fun playing football? Be honest.
>>64098062
he's like, soooo00000oooOOOoo fucking ugly.
I mean, most QBs are ugly, but he is just downright the ugliest.
>>64098059
some people also like to lie to themselves and fixate on delusions. It's called narcissism.
>>64098094
I don't know many people who are enjoying football more than Jameis right now.
>>64098081
Matt Ryan is pretty weird looking, plus he gets shut out in the playoffs. Pretty pathetic
>>64097975
I'm stating the obvious about my squad. I didn't say anything about the Raiders so I don't know why we're comparing them.
>>64097991
Yeah that's what we need. He was doing so until Sunday. If he can't even do that, well, what could we possibly do if we get in the playoffs?
>>64098094
No, he doesn't even talk to his teamates. Looks defeated most of the time.
>>64098094
he is angry pretty much all the time on the field.
>>64098060
dude we are going to be sitting are starters by half time. it will be like the redskins game all over again. Atlanta's shit offense can't even score past 16 points. Hell Carolina's defense alone could score that!
>>64098094
Which quarterback doesn't have fun?
i think kirk cousins' attractiveness is underrated 2bh
>>64098113
which is why i said in the previous thread i don't consider myself qualified to say what i meant to her. i know i'm prone to delusion but there's nothing fictitious about what she was to me and what we did
>>64098081
>measuring attractiveness based on one single measurement
What is this pseudoscience shit?
>>64098005
>it's a tripfriend development episode
>>64098094
Hell yeah. Especially when he BTFO meme ass teams.
>>64098094
>“I hope so,” Pouncey said of a ground-based game plan. “We know the other one don’t work.”
Tannehill probably doesn't have any fun because his teammates openly hate on him.
>>64098146
>kirk cousins
he looks like a murderer
>there's nothing fictitious about what she was to me and what we did
you...paid for her stuff and took a photo together?
>>64098119
At least he isn't a pussy bitchmade nigga who quits on his team because of muh knee.
>>64098152
it's not pseudoscience. facial symmetry is a very subtle indicator of attractiveness for both genders. it implies that the person would produce good-looking offspring.
This thread got really gay really fast
Chiefs have playoff hopes or one and done as usual?
>>64098211
One of a huge number of indicators, and the influence of genetic indicators don't necessarily even come into attractiveness (see: homosexuality).
How come black qb's are always "running qb's"?
Why don't they learn to pass from the pocket and scramble when necessary like the elites?
Pic slightly related, just let it sink in.
>>64098232
hopes. I'd pick them over the Bengals and possibly Broncos
>>64098201
Based Pouncey telling it like it is. It pisses me off when Miami goes three and out and he walks to the sideline smiling.
>>64098244
>How come black qb's are always "running qb's"?
something something running away from police
>>64097671
First their spirit. Then their body. Atlanta is a team of mental midgets. They will not win the NFC south as long as Ron Rivera/cam Newton broship is in Carolina.
>>64098244
Black people are more athletic. Also look at Jameis vs Marioto it isn't always true
>>64098201
In their defense, Tannehill seems like a complete and utter asshole. Shit talking hard working but underpaid practice squad players. Generally seeming like an aloof jerk on the sidelines. Sucking at his job while getting paid way too much for said job. I'd hate him too.
>>64098126
Why are you even tripping. Hadn't even seen your trip till two weeks ago, and I even lurk the generals in the off season.
>>64098183
odd
your behavior suggests that you're only in the denial stage of your grief, but the falcons have been slipping for over a month now
either you're having a really slow reaction or getting swept by the bucs was the real triggering event for the grief cycle
>>64098207
not everyone's good at taking pictures premeditated
that picture was taken at an event that she paid to get in to, and it wasn't even me that proposed taking a photo
besides this why i left a minimal "story," because I know not what i meant to her and know i can't objectively assess most of what happened
what i did post was objective truth though
>>64098140
The only thing that's going to be sitting is Cam Newton's meme ass when Trufant returns his pass for TD.
>>64098094
Nobody has more fun.
>>64097097
>being so bootyblasted by the Chefs you have sex toy pictures saved on your computer
lel
>>64098321
>bsuc fan
>>64098210
>>64098244
you're joking? Have you ever heard of Doug Williams, Warren Moon, Donovan McNabb, Teddy Bridgewater, Jameis Winston....???
>>64098324
Nah. interceptions in crucial moments is more Matt Ryan's thing.
>>64098315
Had to say this many times, but I was here back in 2010-2011 when the Vikes went 10-6. Took a hiatus for a few years, then about a month ago I came back
>mfw people shitposted with the Chiefs pasta when they were down
>now they all got BTFO
>>64098324
>mfw Trufant sacks Cam Newton this Sunday
>>64098324
speaking of trufant what happened to him on sunday
did he just have a bad game or is mike just improving
>>64098357
S W E P T
>>64098244
that's generally how college offenses work now. There have been black true pocket passers like Donovan McNabb. They're rare because, and yes it's stereotypical but true, the black dudes are generally faster and more agile than white QBs, and thus their mobility is utilized to the max. And then they take a bad hit and are never the same, just like RGKnee.
>>64098237
yeah, it is just one example, but it is a proven concept
>>64098381
>mfw Vic Beastley goes off for 5 sacks against Blindside
>>64098384
nigga it was a bad game because the refs are bitchmade faggots who call garbage PI.
>>64098377
Not trying to be a dick here as we are both Viking fans, but I've yet to see you post anything worthwhile. That doesn't make you different than most trips, but why trip when your just as boring as the average anon?
>>64098412
So you're saying it's not an absolute law, but more like a factor
Sounds just like white privilege.
>>64098384
Honestly Trufant has had so many unfair PI calls against him since he played you guys the first time he's afraid to be aggressive.
>>64098432
The refereeing, league-wide, is worse than last year, yes or no?
>>64098094
I doubt there are more than 5 organizations in football that are less fun to play for
>>64098432
>m-my cb should be allowed to drape himself over the receiver and start tackling him before the ball arrives
just remembered that the falcons mugged him last time they played as well
>>64098460
mike's one of the most flagged in the league for OPI i think trufant would be fine being aggressive against him
>>64098468
By a wide margin yes
>>64098451
I try not to shitpost unless I feel it's warranted, so if that makes my posts seem unworthy, boring or otherwise so be it. I guess I trip because I used to when I was here the first time around and more prone to being a dick. You know, AD had a 2000 yard season, we somehow made it to the playoffs and I wasn't quiet about it. So I'd chock my tripping up to "old habits die hard" or something close to it.
>>64098478
The Ravens, Washington team, Rams....yeah about 5.
>>64098352
almost positive that's a chef's fan who keeps posting that
>>64098451
You'll have to excuse me if me not being an obnoxious, inflammatory prick Luke many other trips. But what constitutes being worthy of tripping anyways?
>>64098522
I bet the Ravens were fun back when Ray Lewis was around giving awesome speeches of heroism and victory. Now it's Flacco speeches, I shudder to imagine what that must be like.
>>64098094
>>64098478
At least there's some kekworthy shit that comes out of it
17
>>64098451
i trip because i'm especially boring, moreso than your average anon
>>64098565
hey
you know, i've never fully appreciated you until now
why are all the other bucs trips so shit
>>64097513
Damn bro, I feel so bad for you senpai. Now I kinda want the Busc to win the owl to take your pain away.
>>64098432
There was literally one fucking DPI call all game plus a bs OPI call on an uncatchable pass
>>64098460
Two DPI calls the entire fucking game against Truant, but they came right after each other on big plays so sure
>>64098561
This dude could get Buddhist monks so jacked they'd want to kill kittens if he wished it so. He was rough around the edges in his younger days, but molded his intensity into leadership.
>>64098567
all miami has to do is fire someone every week, and they'll win out
>>64097860
>drafting a meme offense jigaboo a year after they drafted a pro style whyte boi
>>64098458
if you mean the facial symmetry stuff, then yes, it is one of thousands of very subtle indicators of attractiveness in humans and other animals.
if you mean the "disappearance" of black pocket passers, well, that's the way most college QBs do in their offenses. It's pretty much a given that colleges, overall, don't bother playing a professional-style offense now.
>>64098589
i think we have a nice trip lineup
there's the foreign ladyboy, black guy that wants to kill himself, and a funny alcoholic
>>64098610
And play an AFC South team
>>64098652
I'm not foreign?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTQdNFlgFjE
>>64098567
>lelphins doing lelphin things
obligatory gif posts
>>64098384
>S W E P T
Fuck you faggot. If we didn't have the worst ILB in the league we win that game.
>>64098244
>He doesn't know about the GOAT
>>64098514
>>64098553
Mellow, I guess i tire of fellow Viking fans and their ignorant/excuse making bullshit. My fault here, so sick of our stupid fanbase (not you). Talking shit to the packers only to get embarrassed. Not to mention wiffed picks at qb.
>Bridgewater
just pissed here
>>64098625
>expecting Josh McCown's brother to be a competent NFL QB
might as well put the waterboy in for backup
>>64098672
part 2
>>64098700
they didn't just draft luke mccown u retard
they drafted garrett grayson, he's the third string
>>64098662
you're not from tampa i thought
>>64098677
>bucs forced to field second string dline
>still yield less than 50 yards to MVP candidate RB
>ryan has 45 attempts and just barely breaks 250 yards passing
m8 the defense wasn't your problem on sunday
>>64098324
Carolinas owner would whoop Atlantas owners ass. He would beat him down then dab on him.
>>64098700
>Luke McCown
>rookie
He's 34 dude.
>>64098737
oh you mean foreign in that regard.
Yea I live in Texas.
>>64098748
>old hick doing anything against Arthur "Godfather" Blank
>>64098748
With Jews you lose
Blank's a Jew, so you lose.
>>64098381
Trufant would be ran over and buried.
>>64098677
>Shitlanta
>>64098778
>swamp dwellers
>>64098460
Tied for second most at 4 with Jordan Reed. Gronk leads OPI count with 5
>>64098694
Yeah I agree, especially that cadence guy of whom I haven't seen in a couple weeks. It's like any time fans of a team that hadn't had much success lately and suddenly get good can't control their urge to rub it in the faces of their rivals, even if they have no ground to stand on. I'll tell a puckerfag to fuck off of they cross the line though. And yeah, we've got shit luck when it comes to qbs. I was hoping he'd hang in there to get us a win against green bay, but I'm not sure he can lead them to it.
>>64098652
>there's the foreign ladyboy, black guy that wants to kill himself, and a funny alcoholic
Who is what?
>>64098589
The trick is going long spells without posting and pretty much only going to /sp/ for Bucs game threads
>>64098737
Offense sucked but that's sucked for 7 weeks now. The point is we had the Bucs at 3rd & 19 and out of FG range when our trash ass ILB attempts one of the worst tackles known to man on an unathletic ass QB.
I'm tired of having the worst LB corp in the league for 3 years straight
>>64098672
>mfw caleb suremiss finally won us a game this year
>>64098865
i hate coming to the game threads because i worry too much during games to enjoy it. besides, i don't live anywhere a game would be broadcast so i watch egames when they're uploaded on nfl later.
BLUE EIGHTY
>>64098778
over/under 3 defensive holds this week?
>>64098787
>5-14
kek, not even on my level little boy.
>>64098875
>tfw Paul Worrilow is supposedly the hardest working and most determined player on the team
>tfw he's still complete and utter shit
>>64098896
Stop triggering me pls.
NFC South master race.
3 great QBs and one Matt Ryan.
>>64098865
weird, the only time I really don't feel like posting IS gamethreads. different strokes I guess.
>>64098935
1. Drew Brees
2. Matt Ryan
3. Cam Newton
4. Jameis Winston
>>64098923
I feel kinda bad for the guy tbqh. You know he tries hard and does everything he can do but the guy just doesn't have the talent. He can be a decent backup but the dude shouldn't be starting in this league.
>>64098923
>so talented that he killed himself
>>64098935
>tfw a couple years ago everyone was saying Matty Ice was one of the future great qbs in the NFL
>>64098967
lel
>>64098980
HE STILL IS DAMMIT
>>64098980
>Nigwater fan talking shit about my QB
>>64098997
future or current? because most QBs are figured out by age 30, and he's certainly not one right now
>>64098954
Fuck gamethreads
>>64098980
Remember that one time the Falcons drafted Matt Ryan instead of Joe Flacco?
>>64099006
Romo's having his best years right now
>>64098094
probably
>>64099006
It's a down year because of new system. But he'll bounce back. He's not elite but he's always been in that tier below elite his entire career.
>>64098980
>the bucs and tits found elite qb's before the falcons
>>64098954
Yeah I picture if game threads were real life, they'd be an auditorium filed with 38 autistic kids, 12 sex offenders, 6 felons, 3 psychopaths and one or two normies ask screaming at a projector paying the game live.
>>64099028
>that hairline
>at 23
JUST
Is it true that it don;t mean a thing if you aint got a ring?
>>64099049
You are pretty spot on, also that one autist who yells "dubs and X will happen" then proceeds to fail
>>64099066
One of those is not like the other.
>>64099066
No.
>>64099021
Remember that one time Flacco still had a working knee?
>>64099005
I'm meh when it comes to Bridgewater. He's what we have for now. And hey dude, I'm just being honest, Matty hasn't shown he's elite. He's to mercurial.
>>64099021
If I had to choose between the two of them, I'd take Flacco. At least he was consistent enough one year to win a ring. But I'm not a fan of either one
>>64099057
You're just over paranoid and worried about it because you're an internetman. It's part of being a guy, my friend. There's a good chance it's going to happen at some point so don't be vain about it. It's normal. I have a full head of hair but I accept it could go any time. It's ok anon.
>Peyton Manning will end his career on the bench
Anyone else think that shit is sad?
>>64099024
romo has never been a "great" QB imo
he's been an above-average and at times very good QB
which is also matt ryan's ceiling
>>64099038
maybe he will
or maybe not having an elite receiver duo, tony gonzalez, or a good running game affects his play
people are learning to cover his one elite weapon, and he can't seem to hack it this year with what's left
>>64099081
Yeah, one of those guys beat fucking Rex Grossman for the World Title all while throwing 3 TDs to 7 INTs during that playoff run. What a scrub.
>>64099119
maybe if he wasn't a statpadder holding his team back it would
>>64098139
Wasn't he supposed to be angry after that primetime loss BC of refbal to the lobster man
Wasn't it supposed to be 18-1 from then on?
Was losing to the memiest of meme teams with no good black players and every good white player being injured part of his plan?
The eagles were on hs relegation watch
>>64099119
Nope. He did it to himself by not retiring after last season.
>>64099057
All my hair is gray and I'm only 33. Girls think I'm old as fuck. I'll be forever alone.
>>64099119
He just might come back next year and humiliate himself wither the 49ers.
>>64099119
inb4 the buncos start him in the playoffs to spare his ego, and they go one and done again with 4 INTs
>>64099119
Most legendary careers end that way. Except based Charles Woodson
>>64099079
Yeah, and he's poetically the same one posting
B
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at least 43 times. It's okay to do that, but as with anything, moderation is best.
>>64099119
Not really. It happens to everyone at some point. except of course Strahan, but he's a messenger of God.
>>64099144
Nice dubs grandpa
>>64099149
Ray Lewis' ended with a world championship. GOAT
>>64099150
*probably
>>64099119
NOT ONE BIT
>>64098967
1. Cam Newton 32 tds 10 int
2. Drew Brees 24 tds 11 int
3.Jameis Winston 22 tds 11 int
4.Matt Ryan 17 tds 13 int
>>64099170
ray lewis wasn't playing that great during that run. He got burned multiple times
>>64099201
He still went out on top, not many can say that.
>>64099181
you have to much to cry about already.
>>64099196
>cam newton and jameis winston have fewer interceptions than matt ryan
if i told you this before the 2015 season began what would you say
>>64099119
He should have ended it after Russell whooped his ass. Like Champ Bailey did.
>>64099081
Racist t.b.h. family.
>>64099214
[insert picture of bait here]
>>64098683
JAMEIS CHRIST JAMEIS CHRIST
>>64099201
He elevated everybody elses play simply by being there. His announcement of retirement was the fire they needed.
>>64099212
true, but at least I lived to see both Tom Brady and Peyton Manning benched for being shit versus the Chiefs.
>>64099220
so many different angles of this photo
#1
>>64099119
PFSHSTSTATATAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MY FUCKING SIDES
BURN IN FUCKING HELL PEYTON, YOU OLD STAT-PADDING PIECE OF SHIT HOLY FUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64099252
#2
>>64099122
Except he put up a good year last year even without an elite receiver duo or Tony G or a good run game.
>people are learning to cover his one elite weapon, and he can't seem to hack it this year with what's left
Because there's nothing left past Julio. We have a ded Roddy, a rookie Justin Hardy, and some literal who journeyman. Our best #2 receivers are our RB and Jacob Tamme.
Besides it's not like I ever claimed Ryan is elite. I always said he's in that tier with guys like Romo and Rivers. Good but not elite QBs.
>>64099214
Honestly I would be shocked. Especially if more then Jameis Winston since he is a rookie. I remember Matt Schaub was considered a top ten quarterback until he just kept throwing pick sixes and never recovered. Could this happen to Matt Ryan too. Coincidence that they were both picked by the falcons.
Funny enough Brett Favre was picked by Atlanta and traded to Green bay and carved a hall of fame career while Atlanta withered.
I'm also blown away that Drew Brees has thrown more picks then Cam Newton. It's insane.
>>64099262
I'm having flashbacks to last week. please dont trigger me.
>>64099262
#3
>>64099266
ah, so that's where tamme ended up
is levine toilolo still trash?
>>64099146
he should have just picked us instead of the broncos in 2012, honestly. it would have been a better mutually beneficial arrangement. we could have gotten gore and willis a ring that way, alex smith getting replaced would have not been a big deal, possibly more tebow time, and york would have had no choice but to keep harbaugh.
>>64099119
>mfw Peyton wins a second Owl riding the bench
>>64098875
Tonight is a sad night indeed gentlemen. An unspeakable tragedy has occurred.
We lost one of the greatest artists and visionaries of ours and any generation. An hour ago John Lennon was shot twice in the back outside his New York apartment and was rushed to Roosevelt hospital. Dead on Arrival. We are all deeply saddened by this loss and Ja Rule has yet to be reached for comment. Somebody please find Ja Rule and get this nigga on the phone so we can make some sense out of all this madness. Hard to go back to the thread after that news but we all have to remember it's just an nfl general. We should all put aside our differences and blame those who are truly responsible, Tripfags. Until we overcome this cancer in our society none of us will ever live in peace. Imagine across the universe there are no self righteous fools on the hill fapping to their own little revolutions. Let us all pray that someday we shall overcome our petty differences in sporting taste and kick their sorry asses to the sewer where they belong.
Goodnight and Goodluck.
>>64099281
Latrine Toilet doesn't get any passes thrown to him because of literal stonehands. But he's become a decent blocker at least.
the term "dumpster fire" is overused.
From now on, I propose that the Cleveland Browns are referred to as "special ed kids" instead.
>>64099298
>John Lennon
Literally who?
>>64099305
I like the Factory of Sadness better
>also used to refer to David Cage games
>>64099266
>tfw Roddy will retire
Sneak's Official Post Week 13 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
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3. Broncos (+1)
4. Bengals (+1)
5. Patriots (-3)
6. Seahawks
7. Chiefs (+2)
8. Steelers (+2)
9. Vikings (-2)
10. Bills (+1)
11. Jets (+2)
12. Packers (+4)
13. Colts (-5)
14. Texans (-2)
15. Giants
16. Bucs (+6)
17. Redskins (-3)
18. Falcons (-1)
19. Raiders (-1)
20. Dolphins (+3)
21. Lions (-2)
22. Eagles (+5)
23. Bears (-3)
24. Rams (-3)
25. 49ers (+5)
26. Saints (+2)
27. Cowboys (+2)
28. Chargers (-4)
29. Titans (+2)
30. Jaguars (-5)
31. Ravens (-5)
32. Browns
>>64099294
>mfw he's sitting on the bench behind either Russell or Brees.
>>64099119
BROCK
R
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K
>>64099330
i know the Giants and Texans beat us, but aren't we looking better than both of those teams right now?
>>64099298
>the fuck am I reading
>>64099318
MUST! CRUSH! CAPITALISM!
>>64099305
the term shortbus already exists, just so you know. also, >>64099323
>>64099327
I'm going to miss the fuck out of based Roddy. He always did a good job of pissing saints fans off.
RIP in peace GOAT Falcons WR
>>64099327
It's a shitty feel. But there will be other players who make you feel the same and they'll have a long, meaningful career as well. It's the circle of football
>>64099298
>John Lennon
Who cares he was a fucking communist faggot
Anyone else find the nfl sexually arousing?
>>64099390
To be fair, Suh wasn't a bust. If anything, he's one of the biggest reasons they had an elite defense last year.
>>64099377
I need the Vikes version of this
>>64099377
>>64099390
Ha ha meme quality posts! You didn't even saay anything you just posted neat pictures! I will upvote these and share them on facebook!!
>>64099403
coalburners maybe?
>>64099372
Pretty much. It sucked when based Bruschi retired, but I was glad that he retired a Patriot and fortunate to have seen him play for so many years.
Hightower, Collins, Dmac and Chandler Jones are amongst my favorites now (besides the obvious Brady, Gronk, Edelman, Dola)
I was really upset that the faggots jannys deleted the car chaseb owl thread yesterday.
>>64099390
wtf were they thinking when they drafted jahvid best
>>64099410
>taking Suh
>not taking Gerald McCoy
Detroit confirmed trash city
>>64099364
>go to the bar to watch the games
>one of the tvs showing the end of first Bucs-Falcons game
>someone asks me who that guy with dreads next to Julio and Freeman is because they did nothing all game
>realize it's Roddy White they're talking about
>>64099372
it still hurts tho
>>64099524
How are bars in Jamaica like?
>>64099476
why? you already knew it was going to be deleted.
>>64099549
like Murican and Yuro ones, except with more Appleton rum
>>64099340
It's the anniversary of his murder. Most of America found out because it was announced over Monday Night Football.
This guy took the announcement and JUSTed it up.
>>64099524
roddy has been shit for a couple of years now.
>>64099390
Would Rob Gronkowski go #1 overall in a redraft?
>>64099589
Oh it all makes sense now
Requesting smug Eagles pepe without eyelights
>>64099476
Jannitors ruin this board. SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NEEDS FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
Remember to meme in every post till the janitors die
>Broncos coach Gary Kubiak said Peyton Manning could begin throwing Wednesday.
What the fuck will Kubiak do
>>64099625
outlaws please go
>>64099625
>>64099594
I know
it's just depressing to see him rot away like this
>>64099636
My money is Peyton "gets hurt" and gets put on the IR, saving him the humiliation of being benched
>>64099636
They're just prepping Peyton for his final one-and-done.
>>64099636
Keeping him fresh in case the league figures out Brock
>>64099640
you fucking rule loving faggot, this place was so much better before it was heavily moderated and a bunch of generals and redditors. I was permabanned from 4 chan but I just reloaded on my proxies and now I'm back baby.
GONNA BE A COWBOY BABBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WITH THE MIDGET WHO IS DEAD AND THE COKEAAINE SHINING
>>64099729
>implying I'm a rulefag just because I don't like outlaws
the end does not justify the means
>>64099756
>the end does not justify the memes
FTFY
How does /sp/ feel about the Dougernaut
>>64099636
>begin throwing
they'll give oz another game see if he fucks up, if he doesn't they'll keep with him. until pay pay is 100% it won't be a thing. By then unless oz fucks up they'll stick with Oz. peypey is a good goy like that. He'll take it in stride. Peypey is alot more fucked up then they are letting on.
i've been terrorizing pol man those guys are like 100 sneaks
>>64099782
you mean muscle hamster
Will the Pats lose to the Texans?
So which game will the Panthers lose? Im betting they go 15-1 with a loss @Falcons.
At what point is someone granted into elitehood?
Has Russell made it yet?
>>64099839
I hope Watt breaks Brady's legs.
>>64099839
>>64099845
Giants will break the nigger panthers unbeatan streak. Eli will see that his coach is gonna get fired unless he goes on a crazy run and will take over. Sweeping out for the rest of the year straight into the playoffs then getting another ring eli will sit mighty and laughing with his three super bowl mvps. The four year cycle will play out. Remember they said it would never happen again 4 years ago too.
How buttblasted would the Panthers and Cardinals fanbases be if the Seahawks made it to the Super Bowl again?
>>64099305
>>64099323
>>64099346
The Mistake by the Lake.
>>64099848
I always hated how those water bottles made water taste. Its like rubber flavored.
>>64099848
>64099782
he made it 2 years ago. just jackasses didn't realize it because of "muh passing yards"
>>64099848
>being a game manager
>elite
>>64099890
come on man.. that's too easy to rip on you
>>64099905
shut up. seriously this meme is old as shit. the dude is averaging 700 rushing and 3500 passing yards not including including the post season
>yes it counts. they do get hit in the post season
it's kind of stupid to call him a game manager at this point.
fucking retard
>>64099930
Dude you fucking rock. Thx senpai
>>64099961
He's coming into his own this year. He's breaking the mold. Again.
Tfw eagles began 9 game win streak last sunday
Daily reminder that Russell Wilson is the second best passer in the history of the NFL.
>>64099921
Im fucking serious man. Those water bottles are gross and you have to share them with the rest of the dirty ass team.
>>64099885
no, that's when he/she/it failed to deliver on their bet
>>64100006
I wish he didnt play for the Seahawks. Ive always found them to be one of the most boring teams in the NFL.
Bengals are da bomb
who else /library/ here
Man the Vikings should of drafted Bortles or Carr, AP looks tired carrying this offense. No wonder he wanted out he knew this would happen
>>64100021
>implying
>>64098373
you named 5 running qbs
>>64100061
The GOAT white manlet
>>64100058
>should of
>>64099961
I'm a Seahawks fan, and I wish I was 12 because maybe then Russell Wilson would visit me in the hospital for the cancer your post gave me.
>>64100079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSOPrwb-mQc
Help me out /nfl/, I'm in a situation.
The Texans play the Patriots, but I want to win because fuck those fags. But I don't want them to win because division.
>>64100143
Try at least a little harder to write in English
If the Texans can beat the Bengals...
If the Lions can beat the Packers and (almost) do it again...
For christ sake, if the fucking FILTHADELPHIA EAGLES can beat the Pats...
Then either the Giants, Falcons, or Bucs can beat the Panthers.
>>64100143
>Being so assblasted about a team you'd rather have a division rival win
Just drink bleach kuck
>>64100143
If you'd rather have another team lose than your own team win, you are a lost cause
>>64100143
>even considering rooting for a division rival
just hope for the stadium to collapse you dumdum
>>64100143
Follow your heart
The Ratbirds could face the JEST, and if the Jest winning would have them winning the division over the Pats, I would lowkey go for the Jest. Fuck the Ratbirds
> TFW all of your city's teams are championship-contenders this year
anybody else know this GOAT feel?
>>64100227
The Reds are complete garbage. So are the Blue Jackets. The Crew are pretty good I guess but I don't really watch soccer.
>>64099028
Bortles looks like a 50 year old big Ben
>>64100249
hey f a m at least based cueto got a ring, right
>>64100227
>lakers
>angels
>ducks
>USC
I did once upon a time
>>64100227
>no NHL team no NBA team
>>64100143
It's December m8. That game affects the Colts, so you should be hoping the Texans lose.
When it's December, fuck all (nondivisional) rivalries.
>>64100183
You are so fucking mad
>>64100273
>no NHL team
ikr, feels bad man
>no NBA team
lol
>watching cückhoop
>>64100284
Hey man, I gotta. All the playoff showdows have always been good, but they're just that one team that rustles me
Would Jason Voorhees make it in the NFL?
>>64100313
I know senpai, seems like the Ravens are the only ones (other than the gints) capable of beating Brady in the playoffs. Those games are always GOAT tier.
>>64100334
Isn't he technically a zombie or demon or something? Think you need a pulse to get medically cleared to play in the NFL
>>64100377
Jason was alive before Jason goes to Hell. He would probably be a lineman or a TE with how fucking tall and powerful he is.
>>64100183
>patsfags will never stop gloating about getting away with cheating
who /DROTY/ here
>feel when no Zach Zenner
Sucks he hurt his ribs so early wanted to see more from him. Hopefully the Lions keep him, could end up as a better Joique Bell.
>>64100377
Which one has been your favorite(s)?
For me obviously last season's divisional round game. Coming back twice from a 13 point deficit was just straight gangsta. And 2011's AFCCG, because it was a close af game, and dat ending.
>>64100400
:^) pic related
>>64100451
that's not Ronald Darby tho
>>64100451
oops you posted marcus peters instead of damarious randall
honest mistake but please try to be more careful in the future
>>64100227
>Panthers
>Whorenets
One owl favorite and one 7/8 seed is fine with me desu, this city will take what it can get. Also, let's just not pretend the Hurricunts exist. Raleigh's a cool city but the team's been irrelevant since the '06 meme run.
>>64100489
14*
>>64100268
sure why not
>>64100495
>>64100497
literally who
>>64100227
in no way are the chiefs championship contenders
they are probably the only team that could play the bengals in the playoffs and still lose
>>64100465
>mfw julio goes for 200 yards and 3 tds on josh "soft as a mormon" norman, sunday
>>64100536
november rookie of the month faggot
>>64100551
>>64100465
I don't know why I replied to you but this is a message from above to start Julio in fantasy this sunday if you have him
>>64100538
>in no way are the chiefs championship contenders
the chiefs haven't lost a game since the royals made it to the world series
it's that KC comeback magic, nigga shits too real
>>64100551
I fucking wish
Matt Ryan is out to sabotage him every week
>>64100606
yeah that's why julio is lining up at running back this sunday. those 200 yards are rushing yards son.
>>64100227
All 2 teams? I'd rather have these 4 shit teams and never stop watching sports year round than have 2 good teams, especially if there's no hockey.
trips
>>64100666
Satan confirms hockey is 2nd GOAT sport. Will hell freeze over for some?
You're in the club and this elite quarterback slaps your ass and shouts "green 18"
what do you do?
>>64100666
Czeched
>>64100666
Based Ohio having 6 professional sports teams, including all the big 4, not to mention Ohio State Football and the based Clippers
>>64099298
where were you when lennon was kill
i was shitpost
hear news
no
>>64100727
Tell him I have a vagina and he would walk away disappointed.
>>64100734
still not worth having to live in Ohio
>>64100734
Meanwhile california has 15 pro teams plus 4 power 5 conference universities, how is that fair?
>>64100734
>>64100772
>school sports
>>64098094
So much so that it's become some kind of meme as to why he shouldn't win MVP.
>>64100753
Columbus is pretty cool tho.
>>64100772
California has like 40 million people, I think it's okay
>>64100780
>Not rooting for your local college
>Not shitposting while literally at the library
step your game up f a m
>>64100734
Is that how you justify living in flyover country?
>>64100844
>Someone from Baltimore talking shit about where someone else lives.
Bodymore Murderland lmao
>>64100856
>Shitcinatti talking down to baltipoor
>>64100734
PA 7 Big 4 teams (if you count the 76ers), Penn State football, and a handful of college hoops teams actually worth a damn.
Chiefs confirmed for best in the AFC West. Also, Check em
>>64100863
I live in Columbus or you'd have a point
>>64100876
rip Ohio State Basketball
>>64100863
didn't Chicago reverse there river to have all sewage flow to Cincinnati rather then lake Michigan?
lel at those keks
>>64100838
>attending your local college if it is not one of the world's foremost academic institutions
>rooting for a school you did not attend
>>64100901
It was probably Cleveland you're thinking of. Somehow, some way, it's always Cleveland.
Cuyahoga River? The river that caught fire?
>>64100918
Ohio State top 50ish in the United States friend
>>64100926
Just like the actual state of Ohio, it is in the Top 50 of state power rankings
>>64100844
>Baltimore fag getting into conversations about the quality of cities/states
>>64100962
Actually pretty funny
>>64100926
I get what he's saying though, the local college around here is UCR which is pretty laughable despite being in the state university system, and UCLA is still not that far away. Comparing the distance you'd have to move and the educational upgrade for doing so, it's an easy decision. Assuming you can get in, of course.
This is probably my favorite gif of all time
>>64099298
I see wut u did there
Did the iggles get better or did the Patriots get worse?
>>64100996
The best part of that is it was the QB who got flagged for a penalty not the guy who shoved him, talk about adding insult to injury.
>>64100984
At least we aren't from Missouri amirite?
>>64100987
I feel ya
>>64101013
Or my least favorite state, West Virginia
>>64100919
Didn't Lake Erie catch fire from all the shit in it too?
JUST Need some Nanobubbles to heal my brain
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64100996
That one is great, I like this one too.
>>64101030
>chefs
>>64101026
unoriginal meme stealer >>64100595
>>64100838
>tfw your Uni produced GOAT WRs like Megatron and Bey Bey but sucks dick because they run a meme offense
I can't even watch our games because the meme offense is too much to watch for 3 hours.
>>64101039
>raidniggers
>>64099845
nigcats booty blast the jints and failcons (twice) by 30+, then rest everybody against the Busc for the playoffs and still almost win.
>>64101030
>chefs have best nfl memes
>royals have best mlb memes
is there a link between meme quality and crystal meth?
>>64101047
Its true dude, Chiefs woud go to break their drought and get embarrased.
>>64100996
I always liked the Canadian football wtf is this sport one, but that gif is great.
>>64101011
Eagles had the talent, there was a month they were a Top 10 team, but their scheme was predictable and got stale. Pats were beat up and played down to them. Eagles got their heads out of their asses.
>>64101013
Arkansas is what dreams are made of! The dreams in particular are the nightmares writers have that trigger inspiration for horror movies about backwoodsy redneck cannibals.
>>64101030
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a QB, it isn't even debatable)
>>64101060
memes are more powerful than meth fäm
>>64101040
listen up nig
sippity do da day zip zip zoppity 2 da bip bop boppity
>>64101070
I heard that before setting it in Boston, the Fallout 4 writers were considering having it in Texas and the plot involved fighting mutant cannibals from Arkansas.
>>64099845
>mfw Eli pulls a 4th quarter comeback and wins
>>64101030
>Barring major injuries to key players
You are playing Denver remember? According to fines and penalties they are one of the top 10 dirtiest teams this year.
>>64101068
dont lose your head
>>64101070
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>>64101060
There isn't much to do or see in Kansas. Nothing important except BBQ and nothing but flat, barren, flatness throughout the entire state. The memes add flavor to life that would otherwise be spent picking up after the last tornado.
>>64101011
>Did the iggles get better or did the Patriots get worse?
combination of both. Iggles played great and Patriots couldn't stop making mistakes they usually don't make.
>>64101102
>You are playing Denver remember
oh i remember
Why the hell can't my calculator do log base 2
>>64101113
>KC bbq
Have you been to South? Specifically Louisiana, they have the honest to god best bbq I've eaten
>>64101111
quads confirm S M E T H is E L I T E
>>64101111
cheked & methed
Cerealious doe
Chefs haven't won a playoff game in decades
>>64101136
gross
>>64101132
>vinegar based BBQ sauce
WEW LAD
>>64101111
60% YAC babby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP8hLyZMiLE
Maclin is the greatest gift he's ever gotten, especially with Charles out.
>>64101123
>mfw Denver sits a hot Brock Lobster for Pey Pey and he shits the bed Again
>>64101155
tiny package
why isn't he wearing a cup?
>>64101111
>All dem 11's
>it's Alex Smeth's number
>>64101151
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>>64097567
that's a man's voice
>>64100396
>Jason as a TE
No way family. Smart money puts Jason at center, no one gets through -ever. Also Jason is known for not following routes, putting him at TE is like putting gamera on special teams. It's not utilizing skill sets to the fullest.
>>64101191
I'll agree to that.
Post favorite NFL videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yke08SybJzU
GOAT of all time radio rant.
>>64101111
Smith will be redeemed this season after winning the superb owl.
>jim harbaugh out of nfl
>colon krapernick will soon be too
>niners are shit
>>64100926
>top 50
mega kek
being a top 50 public university means jack shit.
>>64101038
iirc one of the guys who gets run over is Danny Amendola's dad
why is Matt Ryan so awful this year?
>>64101211
Would've been better without the constant "GET 'EM, YEAH, GET 'EM"
>>64101260
>offensive coordinator:
>Kyle Shanahan
>>64101260
Why don't nfl players wear diapers
>>64101260
>this year
he's always been pretty mediocre
>KC
>winning a playoff game
>even making it to the AFC CHAMPIONSHIP
>beating NE in Foxboro
>no Charles
>Smith in the playoffs
>Kelce the only bright spot right now
>Speed babby maclin with Smith's weaker arm
>Charcoal West and Spencer Ware haven't been established as workhouse backs yet
>OL giving up lots of sacks
>defense can't stop pass unless it's a deep ball
>no Houston
>weak special teams
>HC is known for choking in the playoffs
>>64101151
i miss maclin so fucking much
>>64101298
Smith actually plays well in the playoffs
>>64101111
Quads confirm.
>>64101240
It's top 50 of any kind of university, public or private
>>64101307
nor will Houston be missing or are the special teams bad
>>64101251
Yep, he sued the Cowboys lol
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000159245/article/danny-amendolas-father-sues-cowboys-stadium
>>64101298
>Beating NE in Foxboro
It obviously isn't that hard, the iggles just did it
>>64101323
Are you implying the eagles are better than KC then?
>>64101211
>I WANT REPARATIONS
>WE WERE ROBBED! ROBBED!
kek
>>64100061
Damn they were so slow. Just about any SEC team today would absolutely destroy an old NFL team
Thanks steroids
Hey has anyone seen ANY PATS FAN EVER? I THINK THEY ARE ALL GONE
>>64101316
That stretches belief, and top 50 in the US still isn't that impressive.
>>64101345
HAHAHAHA I know, right?
>>64101301
Me too, man. Me too. At least my Maclin jersey lasted 5 seasons.
>>64101354
Patsfag reporting. Two losses in a 16 game season would be the best for just about any other franchise. I think I hear your step-daughters boyfriend calling for a refill on his drink.
>>64101366
From the US News & World Report. For the price, it's pretty worth it
>>64101211
I've got this on in the Background lmao
>>64101385
>Implying the pats won't drop 10-6
>Implying I take care of anyone other than myself
>>64101388
>Not going to a school based solely on it's party potential
wew
>>64101211
>whiny, entitled fan throwing a tantrum
>defends his team's racist name
>>64101388
>for the price
>paying money to go to Ohio State
>paying money to go to any public university in the US except maybe Texas, Michigan, or UC system
>>64101211
Is Snyder profoundly incompetent or is he trying to maintain a constant sideshow environment that's so sick and perverted you can't turn away?
>tfw you find out the bar/club you go to on the weekends is the one Ryan Dunn got shitfaced at the night he died and your exact route home to avoid any checkpoints is the way he took that night
Fuck, I gotta stop Wikipedia chains at 2 am. This got too real.
>>64101464
Both is my guess. Since the Redskins are Maryland's "other" team they talk about them a fair amount on the radio and fans and even ex players are sick of Snyder.
>>64101485
Of course everyone's sick of Snyder, but that's the most hilarious/tragic part, they're probably stuck with him for several more decades. And even if he does sell them, the next owner will almost certainly change the name.
2015
Superbowl winner: 11-5 Green bay Packers over the 11-5 Kansas City Chiefs
SB score: 26-16
SB MVP: 11-5 Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers: 4100 yards, 63%, 37 TDs and 8 ints
League MVP: 12-4 Tom Brady and 14-2 Cam Newton
Tom Brady: 5100 yards, 64%, 42 TDs and 10 ints
Cam Newton: 4000 yards, 59%, 32 TDs, 13 ints, 700 rushing, 9 rushing TDs
2016
Superbowl winner: 13-3 Kansas City Chiefs over the 11-5 Arizona Cardinals
SB score: 32-23
SB MVP: 13-3 Alex Smith
Alex Smith: 4300 yards, 64%, 31 TDs and 9 ints
League MVP: 12-4 Andrew Luck
Andrew Luck: 4900 yards, 66%, 44 TDs and 13 ints
2017
Superbowl winner: 12-4 Jacksonville Jaguars over the 13-3 Minnesota Vikings
SB score: 41-38
SB MVP: 13-3 Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson: 1200 yards, 4.4 AVG, 12 TDs
League MVP: 10-6 Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers: 4700 yards, 67%, 47 TDs and 10 ints
>>64101510
>Chiefs
>2 owls
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So I just finished watching the latest episode of Fargo...
WHAT THE FUCK
>>64101510
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>>64101474
>>64101535
>>64101510
Samefag
>>64101474
Don't drink and drive
>>64101540
JESUS CHRIST PUT A SPOILER ON THAT SHIT
>>64101474
>Tfw millions have died before you and millions will die after you
>>64101591
That's oddly comforting
>>64101591
Speak for yourself faggot. I am the alpha and the omega
>>64101591
Not when Google cures death
>>64101529
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Heh, I knew Matt Ryan and Matt Schaub were locals, but I didn't know Ryan Nassib was too.
>>64101563
I always hang with a buddy till I'm good to go. I don't plan on doing anything stupid enough to die without an Eagles Super Bowl. I just don't like the hassle of the check points even if I'm sober, it's a college town so the traffic cops will find any excuse to ticket you. I'm more concerned my brake light will mysteriously appear "broken".
>>64101540
>>64101591
I can live with that, for my time.
>>64101354
damn you must be blind as hell because I still see lots of pats fans. Nothing changed with the exception of muh injuries being an excuse for everything
>>64101418
>Pats drop to 10-6
>still make it to the playoffs due to Jests incompetence
>>64101529
The show really went off the rails. Terrible.
Who is the best dabb er in the NFL?
https://youtu.be/C4QFjzbRJBg
>>64101705
The Bengals fucking love dabbing
>>64101705
I despise people sometimes
>>64101674
Jon Snow isn't dead.
>http://mweb.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25406545/mike-zimmers-sad-trip-to-mcdonalds-makes-his-bad-week-even-worse
>"I went to McDonald's on the way home, because I was hungry," Zimmer said, per ESPN. "I ordered two cheeseburgers, and I only got one. That's the kind of week it's been."
>>64101743
Winners go to Wendy's.
>>64101743
>Someone actually simmered the Zimmer
>>64101743
>expecting McDonalds to not fuck up your order
>>64101743
this actually made me sad tbbqh
>>64101753
Wendy's and chick filet are the only acceptable fast food places to go
>>64101743
>"They probably did [know who I am]," Zimmer said. "That's probably why I only got one."
fucking kek
>>64101743
How do we unfuck his shit /sp/?
>>64101785
Same, but >>64101789 cracked me up
>>64101767
Seriously, I went with a friend last week and we got Oreo McFlurries and fries. They gave us the fries, said the McFlurries will be ready soon, and forgot to do them. How can you forget 2/3 of an order when it's the same thing?
>>64101736
It's just the latest fad dance. Hotling Bling, the Dougie, the Macarena, the Vogue, the Whip and Nae Nae, the Robot, and so on. It'll pass.
>>64101793
don't lose to the Cardinals by 31 points?
>>64101801
>the dougie
God I fucking hated that song when I would go to bars/clubs
>>64101820
>going to clubs
>not going to a dive bar, drinking quietly alone by yourself after pumping $15 worth of David Allen Coe into the jukebox to scare away black people.
>>64101847
>not pumping $15 worth of Megadeth to scare everyone away
>>64101743
damn
>>64099390
Ebron at 6 instead of the litany of already fantastic players was mind bendingly retarded. I remember watching all of the predraft hype and they were talking about how Ebron could become the next Vernon Davis. Sure, that could be pretty good but how about Odell who was pretty much a sure plug and play impact player? Or all of the fantastic defensive players drafted after ODB that are obvious necessities when Suh and Fairley chase the money? I am a Jets fan, not even that interested in the Lions but I have always thought with a little less bungling of every decision they make there could be a perennial playoff team in Detroit
