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Literally no good games tonight
First for rip in pieces smuk anok
Lady and GentleNEETs
Your 2015-2016 Stanley Cup Champions the Dallas Stars
>Hedman still not suspended
Clifford is scratched tonight, fucking NHL
RIP IN PUIS
>>64094438
I am busy now but let this be a warning that i will fuck your shit up with yulia later for posting this early and not posting any fucking news you stupid nigger faggot
>>64094093
KINGS @ BLUE JACKETS GAMETHREAD
>>64094093
>KINGS @ BLUE JACKETS GAMETHREAD
>>64094093
KINGS @ BLUE JACKETS GAMETHREAD
>>64094093
>KINGS @ BLUE JACKETS GAMETHREAD
Made an early wings vs caps thread
>>64094502
>LA vs. COL
>not a good game
>>64094438
>>64094510
LITERALLY HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO COPY AND PASTE THE NEWS IN YOU LITTLE SHIT
>didnt say general
>posting it from an iphone
>posted it early
>nothing worthwhile in the OP
>detroit washington will be a good game
>you posted a picture of a coach whos team plays tonight and you said no good games
fuck off
>>64094502
WINGS @ CAPS
>>64094502
>WINGS @ CAPS
>>64094502
WINGS @ CAPS
>>64094502
>WINGS @ CAPS
>>64094491
It didn't seem like an intentional hit, at least not the face anyway.
>>64094538
lets kill him
>>64094521
shit OP is shit
>>64094560
yeah lets kill him
>>64094538
>this fucking mad over what goes in the OP
Autism at its finest. Check out that sweet jackets van in the pic
>>64094552
The whole side of his face and eye was red immediately. Clifford is a tough kid but he probably has some symptoms right now. This was a retaliatory hit too, response to a clean hit Clifford put on him the shift before. Cheap shit desu
>>64094571
do something about it OP
>iphone
>an entire isp in australia is banned from making threads
>cell phones are not
this is what you get
Panthers won the county vote to keep the team in Florida.
How butthurt are Qubecans right now?
>Preds/Hawks is not a good game
>>64094611
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>64094504
http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=791591&navid=nhl:topheads
Goodnight Sweet Prince.
>>64094611
OP has never watched a hockey game
>>64094545
>>64094502 (You) (Cross-thread)
WINGS @ CAPS
>>64094502 (You) (Cross-thread)
>WINGS @ CAPS
>>64094502 (You) (Cross-thread)
WINGS @ CAPS
>>64094502 (You) (Cross-thread)
>WINGS @ CAPS
its lonely in here
Where my
>rags at
>thinks theres no good games
>makes a thread early
>>64094651
>rags
>>64094438
don't you hate it when you suddenly laugh and snot launches off your nostril?
>>64094690
I bet you hide unpaid debts in there too
>>64094701
that's what she said
>Flyers already losing
How does this team have fans?
>>64094438
Every edition should be torts edition tbhwy
Posting handsome teemu
Oh the New Jersey Devils are playing the Mapple Leafs tonight. The banter should be interesting. Join me?
I don't understand how >we are back to covering the difference from the Islanders and being ahead of the Penguins again.
Best moment of this season so far has been the victory against the Canadiens and their star player Descharnais. Good thread as well.
>>64094796
well what do you expect from a city with a wide working class base so broken down by the machinations of the elite that they resort to alcoholism and Rocky reruns for $5 a pair at the "Palace"?
What's their end game?
Hey I 've been reading the game preview and saw the statements by Van Rimsdick and a thought popped up in my head: with him and Kessel playing for the Leafs, are the canadian teams lacking in successes because they have more usaean players in their rosters and is the reverse the reason why usaean teams win?
>>64094898
kek minnesota out of more cups
im entirely okay with that
>>64094855
mirin that teemu
>>64094884
Let the bantz begin!
>Gamethread
>>64095038
>>64095038
>>64095038
>wongs
Vlasic or Doughty
Nurse or Subban
OEL or Hedman
Keith or McDonagh
Phanuef or Edler
Lovejoy or Stoner
Make your pairings
Vlasic - Subban
OEL - Keith
Phanuef - Lovejoy
Reminder that Carolina is only getting 57.6% attendance so far
>>64095464
sens panthers gamethread.
>>64095329
You must be really fucking stupid to pick Vlasic over Doughty
>Flyers pulling goalie
Filthadelphia on suicide watch
>>64095781
Vlasic is way better defensively than Doughty. I value shot suppression more than shot generation especially when I would have OEL, Subban and Keith to play with him.
>laffs getting the same amount of shots that devils have gotten in each of their last 2 games
what the fuck devils
>>64095933
Vlasic and doughty are pretty much the same from a shot supression standpoint
>>64095976
it's not quantity, it's quality.
George Richards Verified account
@GeorgeRichards
#FlaPanthersVote is official ... It passes 5-3 ... Team staying in South Florida for foreseeable future.
UMMMMMMM
?????????????????????????????????
>>64096258
>mad at panthers
>>64096086
Nice b8, m8
Any Canadian who watched the Olympics is laughing
Who will save them, /hoc/?
Filthy wrecked again by a goal review
>>64096258
great start to that future
>>64096391
>florida has 2 teams
>quebec couldn't keep 1
ayyy
>outshot 1-8 after 15 minutes
>against the yotes
Are the bloos beyond saving?
>>64094485
Gonna beat that small-market ass
>>64096495
they look fucking exhausted like their last 3 games
>>64096542
>darkies having constant chimpouts around stadium
>fanbase cant get hyped
>players worried their family and friends will be murdered in retaliation next time some white cop has to kill a thug
wonder why they have no energy
Dave tippett always looks uncomfortable. Like a fraud awaitibng to be exposed any second. I knoq he's legit but it bugs me.
>>64096542
Didn't watch their last ganmes, but this is just bad atm.
>>64096660
SHARKS @ CALGARY GAME THREAD
SHARKS @ CALGARY GAME THREAD
>>64096660
>>64096462
Based Leon
When is Hitchcock going to be fired
>>64096351
Just got back from eating supper in time to call you a retard. Look up their stats.
>>64096807
>hitchcock traded to ducks for poodreau and a zamboni tuneup
>ducks and hithcock go on to eliminate blues from playoffs in WCF
>ducks win cup
what you gonna do about it /hoc/
>>64096319
>>64096952
>non whites who dye their hair blonde
looks terrible, why do they do this?
>>64096893
CARLOS
>>64096995
I think the better question is why do those two not take turns letting me eat their assholes
>>64096787
>4-3
>>64097034
Be respectful to women.
>>64097122
if one of them was my girlfriend, they would never need toilet paper
>tfw toothache is getting worse
>tfw havent been to the dentist in 9 years
>tfw worried about what the dentist is going to find
am i already dead?
>>64097173
get ready for your jaw removal surgery
>>64097173
You fucking idiot. This is how you get root canals which are more painful and expensive than childbirth.
>>64097173
Just go dude, the dentist has changed a lot in nine years
>>64097173
I had the same fear
went to dentist ready for horror movie situations
brushed my teeth the night before and the morning I was going to the dentist
dentist doesn't even find stone
now I 'm afraid my dentist is just tryign to get back to me because I haven't been paying him for some years.
why do the florida panthers exist
i mean seriously. there is no reason. at least all the mediocre teams other than them have a decent backing or at least some sort of history. they are just shit all around.
Lads, what would a /hoc/ meetup be like? Assuming binland and grease could come.
Obviously it would be at a comfy pond.
>>64097391
Goal Flames!
memeing our way to the play offs
>>64097422
Oh yeah, and the flaming bong
>>64097391
Thought about how i could meet the yotes fan in germany for a comfy eisbären game desu
Can anyone name 1-for-1 trades that worked for both sides? Can't think of any atm
>>64097391
I would eat all the food and the chocolates
>>64097463
How long does it take to drive across Germany?
>>64097478
Would you take the sandwiches back to your home to trade for some pussy?
>>64097540
across or down? across would be like 5-6 hours
>>64097463
should've met up with me lad I probably wont be back for years
>>64097173
Go to the dentist, you retard.
True story: Had a female friend who refused to go to a dentist for months despite a worsening toothace. By the time she finally couldn't stand it, the infection had travelled down into her jaw and had spread. She had to get all her teeth pulled. Fucking dentures at 21 years old. All because she refused to get a toothache taken care of.
>>64097540
>Would you take the sandwiches back to your home to trade for some pussy?
that was cruel Nepal, I thought you were better than this.
I hope the vietkong will take you as a hostage.
who 5th line here
>>64097390
Panthers have been literally shit for like 15 years at least.
>>hurr why dont they have any fans
>>64096462
the condors at my table were convinced leon was going to get a ring somewhere and said I should have bid on a framed rookie picture of him last night
GOALS FLAMES
2-1
>>64097390
>>64097676
it is super hard to make fans in miami show up to any games at all let alone games in a suburb and games for a bad team
Bruins
>>64097700
checked
I need advice /hoc/.
Me and my friends are doing a secret santa. I'm thinking of getting my match Canucks' tickets to the game against Florida. We've set a suggested amount of $20 and of course because >we are shit this year tickets are actually pretty close to this.
My dilemma is do I get him a single ticket (staying close to the spending limit but making him go to the game alone like a loser) or do I get him two tickets (blow past the suggested amount and enter into the awkward implied "you should take me" scenario, but then he can go to the game with someone like a normal person). What do you guys think?
>>64097748
will miss the playoffs
>>64097799
dont get him any tickets in case he has plans for the match night already. Just buy a nucks snapback or something
anyone watching the stars game?
>>64097760
I want to get that throwback jersey for training desu
>>64097845
I confirmed through the organizer that he's free that night.
yfw the whalers win the diva cup
>>64097601
> implying the gurkas wouldnt rek the vietkong
> not liking the bantz
This is not the grease I was looking for
The Kings won again family
https://www.redditgifts.com/gallery/secret-santa-2015/gift/nyr-hat-and-more-come/
>rags
hoffman status
>unhassled
>>64097845
>how to murder your knees
Isles beat Philly in a shootout
Halak fucking killed it
>>64098318
>amerifats are triggers by Calisthenics
>>64097591
My teeth ain't even sore but fuck u for posting that.
>>64098438
watch the last one, her right knee literally buckles, and thats why she stops
>what I assume is Canada in charge of basic logic
>>64096258
Did they poll everyone in the stands? 8 seems a bit high
>>64097591
>wife is an ER nurse
>tfw she has seen random gum and teeth infections randomly drop people dead in their early 30s and shit
>>64097591
Happened to me. Common sense.
>>64098551
>mfw everytime i see that 'it's 2015 dance'
>>64098551
Reguires some serious congenital heart defect
>>64098342
After the first period, that game was atrocious.
Cappy needs to shake up the first line.
>Tikhonov comes from a team called SKA St Petersburg
>Yotes still get BTFO
welp, time for alcohol
>be scored on
>change your goalie
>challenge the goal
>win the challenge
>don't replace your goalie
>>64098813
lmao who does that?
>lmao jk I just ruined your child nfidence but the goal didn't count go back in
>>64098813
having to get it overturned it still a pretty big fug up m8, especially if you were one goal away from being pulled already
>wongs
kek
>howturd
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW CAN ONE GOALER BE SO SHIT
LMFAO
>DEAD WONGS
SHIT TEAM
NIGGER FANS
SHIT CITY
SHIT FRANCHISE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DETOILET CU.CK WONGS "FANS" AFRAID TO EVEN LIVE IN THE SHIT CITY ON SUICIDE WATCH
fuck nhl 16 be a pro mode
i led the whl in points for two straight years, over 300 in my second year, won the memorial cup twice, netted shitloads of awards, didnt simulate any games. And guess what, i wasnt even fucking drafted.
probably 100 hours of playing gone to waste because of this fucking stupid shit
im so fucking mad right now
>>64098943
>playing hockey games made in hongcouer
>literally throwing money down the toilet
>floridumbs
lel can someone make slow mo webm or gif of that teuvo goal where he didn't even look at the goal?
>>64098943
>didn't simulate any games
I guess that's what you get for having autism
>>64098943
Did you set yourself as canadian? Nobody drafts canadians anymore.
>>64098907
>Washington "banter"
>Leafs are 10-5-4 in non-Bernier games this season.
Bernier: Tank Commander
>tfw you found yourself watching hawks game just to see if kane extends his point streak
>>64098905
i miss sharp ;_;
>>64099143
and all you get to see is that babyfaced finn score
it sucks, i know
>>64099164
based salomaki :DD
>>64099143
he's probably just going to get an empty net point anyways
>Phillip Di Giuseppe
>no more Crosby and dupuis
>ever
end me
Guys the kings won again...how do we stop them...I'm scared...
>>64099140
>miss out on Mathews
>get stammers instead
>>64095463
Frig off, Randy
>>64099242
>missing on american bull
>get canadian bust
i'm not sure you pick the right pic there m8
Dallas memes are about to do it again guys.
>>64099242
I'd be okay if they dropped to 6-7 desu, wouldn't mind getting a guy like Michael McLeod instead.
Went to a few Steelheads games this year and he looks really good, reminds me a lot of Mackinnon.
>>64099270
>american
isnt he a beaner?
>>64099293
Yup check out his mom
>>64099198
You realize they'd already stopped playing together right?
>DALLAS
>STARS
>>64099285
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH THEY FUCKING DID IT AGAIN
>DALLAS
>GOOD
PICK ONE GUYS, PICK ONE GUYS
>getting memed on by Carolina
>>64099365
SKINNER IS BACK BABY
3 goals in 3 games woo
>dallass
lelmao
>>64099382
>meme team
>leading the league
do the other teams even try?
>Carolina
Apparently being number 1 in the league in points makes the Canes play real hockey for no reason. We had a comeback win against the Canadiens when they were #1 this weekend.
We'd be winning this shitfest if we hadn't given up 5 goals on 16 shots
THANKS FOR YOUR 50% SAVE PERCENTAGE TONIGHT WARD
Rapeman Rapeman
>>64099384
you mean JesusFaulk is carrying the whole team on his back
He did it again
Also
>dullasss
>>64099405
>regular season
the legit teams aren't even trying. Hawks and Wild are just on cruise control.
>>64099462
>league leader in powerplay goals
>it was 4-0
>>64099462
He's the only hockey player on the team
the rest are just figure skaters, babbys, or trash cans on skates.
He's got 10 (or 11 now I forget) PPG, on pace to break the single seaosn record for a defensemen.
>>64099473
>THE mild
>>64098549
UNDERRATED
FUCKING
POST
I hope this goes to shootout so we can watch Lack fall over like a bumbling 1970s goalie and get memed on.
Don't worry guys. Dallas PP to end the game, Canes bout to lose their loser point.
>>64099439
>Stars BTFO Hurrikeks 5-1
>Look at the score after lunch and they're tied
What is this meme?
>>64099535
confirmed
what a fcuking meme teanm DAllas holy shit
>>64099559
I've been a Canes fan for a long time my friend
>CAROLINA HURRIKEKS
GET MEMED
Kane continues to rape
How is Carolina's goaltending so fucking atrocious?
MinorityHawks BTFO
>BJ fans boo Carter the entire game
>scores to tie it up with goalie pulled
GET KEKED COLUMBUS
>>64099593
wow rude
Thank you based Halak. holy shit.
>>64099593
the NHL memes this hard IRL?
>Niemi win
>0 saves
how can one man be so based?
STARS
T
A
R
S
Can anyone stop the best team in hockey?
>>64099593
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
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>>64099593
This happens in LITERALLY every arena in the league.
>muh I just love the game even when my team isn't playing
Cities really need to stop allowing Chiraqi refugees in
>>64099587
idk man at this point we need to take Ward out and put him down Old Yeller style.
Plus as soon as Lack put on a Hurricanes uniform he can't stop a beach ball.
>>64099593
I live in phoenix and this happens at literally every single game, no matter who is playing. Always at least 20 Hawks shitheads in the stands
Please tell me that was a home game I wanna hear the Stars goal horn going on for like two weeks on that Sharp goal.
>>64099626
The Kings would literally double them up on shots and win by one. Kings in 6 games too be honest
>>64099593
>>64099641
I really don't understand why people do this? Why do I always see so many jersey's of teams not playing at hockey games?
Shittsburgh fans do this all the time
>>64099626
Why are there so many JF Sturrs bandwagoners?
>>64099593
Blackhawks insurgents taking over every arena. Are you mad?
>>64099653
It's acceptable at minor league games and nowhere else.
WEW LAD
>>64099641
phx makes more sense because of all the chicago transplants.
>>64099593
Stars interns confirmed for shitposters
>>64099664
E L I T E
L
I
T
E
>>64099622
>teams are literally too scared to shoot on him
>>64099593
>memeing in real life
Literally reddit: the organization
>>64099653
"Their great great grandpappy had a 30 minute layover in that city back in 1930 and he's been a lifelong fan ever since"
-Every Displaced Fan of a Big Market Team in Every Sport Ever
Who /gotawaywithone/ here?
>>64099659
>my team has the most bandwagoners and people are leaving my shitty city in droves
Why are you proud of this?
>>64099664
I remember in the offseason some kek wanted the Oilers to trade for Ward.
>>64099593
if only the tron said ">mfw"
>>64099699
>feels leaving the surface
lel I didn't make this but it was my idea back in the day
>>64099687
Dallas organization is like that kid who thinks he told a good joke and people are laughing with him but in reality they are laughing at him.
You can't spell dALLAs without allah. Is Oduya plotting something there?
Fuck you no news havin ass OP
>>64099702
>leaving in droves
Lmao you seem pretty mad to be making up lies on the internet. And more bandwagoners just means more income so they can improve the stadium so it doesn't bother me.
>>64099664
he only makes highlight reel saves and then just shits the bed the rest of the time
>>64099450
>dat retro sportsnet logo and graphic
>a night where ramo is the best finnish goalie
we have fallen my finnish friends. Luckily Rask has starting to remember what his job is.
>>64099736
>stadium
Go watch the Burrs suck shit newfag
>>64099626
Hurricanes probably could have if they had a goalie
>>64099622
my fantasy team is luvin it
>>64099752
Stadium is a well acepted word for a place where sports occur, but I get it, you're deflecting. Stay mad.
>>64099639
Dont you guys have Alex Nedeljkovic or whatever in your system?
>>64099705
>Deadmontonian who still thinks it's 2006
not surprised
>>64099699
Right here. Now if only they could actually overtake the Craps and >rags.
>>64099769
He's 19 years old.
He looks good right now in juniors, but I'm not sure how ready he is for the NHL. He missed development camp this summer due to surgery so I didn't get to see him.
I doubt we want to ruin him for a lost season anyways.
>>64099767
I thought you were told to fuck off, newcunt
>>64099807
HE KEEPS DEFLECTING. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
There are 6 teams at 80% or worse attendance, one of which having only 57%
Why in the FUCK are they even considering expansion right now?
>>64099799
Honestly Lack isn't this bad. Something weird is going on behind the scenes.
who can stop us?
Guys what if the Hurricanes put a bunch of empty seats in front of their net, would they still be shit?
>>64099816
attendance doesn't matter when you're money laundering senpai
>>64099816
The owners need new blood to feast on
>>64099810
What am I deflecting from? You know my original points were right and you proceeded to out yourself as exactly the kind of person I was talking about
>>64099727
Trump pls
>>64099745
Onkohan Rinne enää pelastettavissa.
>finnish goaltending
>poopparask
>>64099819
He just hasn't been given enough starts in a row imo
>>64099830
We'd have a better sv%
>9 point division lead in the Pacific and growing
>4-4 in the division
you can't even call the Kings division babbies
>>64099857
Sorry but you are literally wrong. Chicago still experiences population growth on an annual basis. Next time you're mad at success have some facts prepared at least. Chicago is a large city and it isn't weird at all that many people do move away at retirement age, and Phoenix is a popular destination for such people.
>>64099816
I agree, but at the same time what kind of clown league has 16 teams in one conference and 14 in the other?
The NHL is a joke tbqh
>>64099819
>>64099819
You guys should give him a conditioning stint.
Bernier went down and pitched 2 shutouts already, I think he's getting his confidence back.
>>64099916
Baseball until just recently
>>64099903
honestly that shows how bad they are, they can't even beat Pacific teams and wouldn't be in first in any other division
>>64099928
I agree I think the mental aspect is key. Either let him have 4-5 games in a row at the NHL level or send him to be our AHL Goalie and bring up whatever shitter we have there.
Just get him some ice time
>Kane extending streak with the net empty again
This is getting stupid, it's just like the Detroit sellout streak.
>>64099946
Loophole Lou avoided putting him on waivers by getting the NHL to believe he needed Conditioning. I still don't know what injury they claimed he had.
>>64099940
They have dominated everyone else, this only shows that they play down to their competition
>>64099959
I am getting so tired of hearing about that.
>>64099913
i'm pretty drunk but this guy was shitting on your for using the word "stadium" in the context of where hockey games take place, right? so yeah i'm on your side. a lot of autism on here, it's on us to publicly shame them, the least that we can do.
>>64099959
Why? Gretzky's streaks had empty betters too, why do you care now?
>>64099913
You forget that the warm weather areas were also sold as places cold weather fans could go to games at during the winter months when they vacation.
Also, >>64099593
I know the Chick is wearing a Toews sweater but maybe the dude is wearing a Sharp sweater. He was on the team for a long long time after all.
What happened to that Sharks trip who had that "NORTH--" something trip I forget, it was in all caps
>>64099986
NorCal killed himself after we found out he was a brony
>>64099968
Yeah wait til he takes a hit and have him fake an injury, miss a couple practices, then send him to the AHL for conditioning.
>>64099959
Did they empty the net against their will?
>>64099994
kek wow I guess I missed that. Wasn't there another Sharks trip who got outed as a brony too, before that?
What the fuck is with Shorksfags and being bronies
>>64099968
>>64100000
The player doesn't need to be injured to do a conditioning stint, he just has to agree to it. Other teams have done it, it's only really news because of Bernier's rep and him being on the Laffs
Apparently hockey is pretty dangerous and players need to be told of the dangers of getting hit in the head repeatedly.
http://www.foxsports.com/nhl/story/nhl-concussion-lawsuit-steve-montador-files-new-suit-120815
>>64099994
that was squid m8
>>64100078
So what happened to Norcal then?
>>64100086
I think he just fucked off to HF
>>64100102
A sad fate for trips when their bait becomes stale.
Jesus was there any defense in the stars/canes game?
>>64099799
He debuted with Niagara tonight and saved 44 out of 45, pretty good that team is shit
>>64100133
yes, there just wasn't goaltending
Rank these prospects:
Jakob Chychrun, Patrik Laine, Alexander Nylander, Jesse Puljujarvi, Matthew Tkachuk
>>64100161
all busts but tkachuk
These threads went to shit after Master of Dubs left. You all know it
>>64094438
FUCK TORTELLINI I HATE THAT MAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64100174
>he thinks Tkachuk is anything but a Marnerbabby
kekkekek
>>64100184
So they went from shit to shit, such is /hoc/
>>64100153
Did either goalie get pulled?
>>64100226
both did, Niemi got the win with 0 saves
>>64100226
Ward got pulled with like a .5 sv%
>>64100188
> literally mad at pasta
>>64100256
UNCOMMON FLAG ALERT
>>64100297
NEW
E
W
>>64100297
That's a weird looking pizza
>>64100310
A weirder looking doge
Will the Leafs win a Stan Lee cup in this century?
>>64100455
What is that weeb cancer shit
>>64100476
Idk făm. I just saved the screen shot
>>64100490
Still better than being a Oilers fan.
>Capitals fans talking shit about winning in a Memeout
>Only response you need to trigger and rectally ravage them is "Forsberg"
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeelmao
>>64099959
It's kind of cheap, leaving him out for the last 4 minutes of all those games to get a cheap point, but if it were really that easy then the record would be a million. It only works when the team is winning a close game anyway.
>>64096473
Montreal is in Quebec though
>>64100476
Looks like some kind of forum for people trying to get into dental school?
I think the weeb was trying to make the joke that the question he posed is hard enough to be on that dental school admissions test.
>>64100765
I doubt it has anything to do with dentistry, seeing as how the leafs have no teeth
Will the Panthers move in 2028?
They get a shot until then to try to get a fan. Do you guys think they can pull it off?
>>64100948
better chance for them to win a cup than get some fans.
>>64100948
>In a playoff spot
>Ageless wonder still in top form
>great team of young talent
>still hemorrhaging money
>still leaching off other markets
No clue how that vote passed.
>>64095933
Vlasic doesn't even touch Doughty defensively, you're retarded
>>64099304
his mom looks like his sister
>>64099593
>calling a jersey a sweater in America
>>64099828
Literally any team with a decent defense. Kings, Blackhawks, Preds, Canadiens. Your D can't play a full 3 periods, you have to score as much as you can in the 1st period because your team will shit the bed as the game goes on
>It's a Kings comeback and win episode
>>64101003
>being a sunbelt franchise with no history or tradition
>>64100057
>playing in the KHL because you burned though all your NHL cash
did he have a coke habit or something?
>>64101051
>using canakek lingo
I bet you say scrum and hooser while you fap to pamela anderson and other average canadians every day you kek
>>64100989
>ageless wonder
>>64101062
Its hockey lingo you fucking faggot. Everyone here calls it a sweater and you should too. I'll bet you wear your jersey to the stadium where you have tickets next to the foul box.
>>64101037
Pretty much this.
>Top team
>Losing to Ontario
kek
>>64101086
sorry senpai pic related is a sweater, I jersey is a replica of the uniform the players wear during games. fucking this up is just another thing canadians are wrong about
>>64101095
I've never been to reddit though. Someone sent it to me today and I wanted to share...
>>64101115
>not knowing they were actually sweaters at one point
Silly Caitlyn go back to apehoop
>>64101148
This is what the average sunbelt "fan" is like...
>>64094651
>rags
>mfw someone calls hockey "ice hockey"
>>64101175
>Norge
>>64101175
kneppe norge
>Cream
Projectile vomiting irl
>we wuz kings and sheeet
>>64101262
>doesn't appreciate the nod to the throwback sweaters.
Fuck off new fan
>>64094651
>rags
>>64101279
Doesn't change the fact that cream is a fucking ugly, shitty color.
>>64101295
How about you find a new sport, bud
Sandwich
>>64101309
How about you smell both my nuts and cups
>>64101148
At one point but not anymore, that's exactly why he is correct. Calling it a sweater is simply inaccurate.
>>64101262
Am I the only one who actually likes cream >sweaters? No bully plz
>>64101343
At one point hockey sticks were actual sticks. Now they're just pieces of carbon fiber but they're still called sticks.
You probably don't even know why they're called skates.
>>64101429
ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Stop embarrassing America you retard.
Why is a goalie mask called a mask when its actually a helmet? Are Canadians really that stupid?
>>64101481
Dude.....
>>64101481
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>>64101481
It's still called a mask
5/10 I replied
What the hell is wrong with Saad? He looked like a top 3-4 LW in the league last year and now he's gone 9 games without a goal.
>>64101003
Nether of them are wearing actual jerseys. The woman is wearing something that is fitted, and the logo on the guys sweater is too small for it to be a actual jersey.
>>64101543
He was a Blackhawk babby
HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING KANE IS THE BEST PLAYER IN NHL & IS NOW BETTER THAN CROSBY
>>64101560
Only because the only team with a worse medical team in professional sports was the Redskins desu
>>64101037
Great meme
>>64101481
You have a argument with the Hasek style.
>>64101231
it's your show doc
>>64101560
Crosby did 600 points in 430 games. Kane doesn't have shit on him tbqh.
>tfw listening to sports radio on the way home today
>tfw literally all they want to do is talk about the Lightning even though the bucs and usf are good again and the rays have potential next year
>THE POWERPLAY IS SO BAD
>HEDMAN ISNT PLAYING THE WAY HE DID IN THE PLAYOFFS
>WHY WONT STAMMER SIGN HIS CONTRACT
>WHY DONT THEY JUST SHOOT THE PUCK MORE
Ree 2bh, this bandwagon needs to stop
>>64099828
>Dallas
>already December 9th
>literally hasn't played one half decent team all season somehow, other than maybe the Mild
Only 1 game TOTAL played against Habs, Hawks, Kings, Nats, Rags, Blues, Isles, and Preds. Lets see how that record looks by March. Also you need to play defense to win in the playoffs. You will realize that after finishing your first year of watching hockey.
>>64101603
>system babby
>easier defenses then
>0 rings
>unironically not winning a Conn Smythe
>>64101651
>0 rings
?
>>64101651
>He's only watched the NHL for two years
>>64101651
>0 rings
>he started following hockey after the year of two thousand nine
>>64101651
>0 rings
>>64101651
Are you memeing me or have you really started watching hockey in 2010?
Why do hockey players seem to be some of the most socially awkward people? fuck look at Crosby, he's a sperg when it comes to social interaction
![ryan-miller-2jpg-fce95fc01279c704_large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Oyi7XKl.jpg "ryan-miller-2jpg-fce95fc01279c704 large[1]")
>>64101651
tbqph after c.ucking us so hard he could retire without ever winning a cup and still be more relevant than Kane
>LELhtonen
Whos the best dabb er in the NHL? Im waiting for a dabb goal
https://youtu.be/C4QFjzbRJBg
>>64101734
Please post a trigger warning before posting images like this
>>64101560
even Adam Henrique is better than Crosby, that's not an accomplishment
>>64101764
U avin a giggle m8?
>>64101733
Because they aren't like a certain demographic.
>>64101733
Do you know what they do?
>get up at 5 am to go to practice
>only social interaction outside school is your teammates
>to play in a league have to agree to no drugs or alcohol
>move away from home at 15 to play in junior
>if you act too confident, guys will target you for it
If you grow up in a small town with a junior team, the guys in it are like in a cult.
Sportsnet Stats Verified account
@SNstats
Antti Niemi is the first goalie to win a game when facing 0 shots since Richard Bachman on March 29, 2013...He also replaced Kari Lehtonen
Finns back to memeing
>>64101744
In Canada they tell us to sneeze like that so we don't spread germs through our hands.
>>64101844
Yeah, but has Antti Niemi written a book as good as The Running Man?
>>64101838
Never realized how much their social growth is stunted.
>Dalass
>allowing 5 goals to Carolina
>"LMAYYOOO YFW STAN LEE CUP XD"
Absolutely disgusting, it's a shame Texas is allowed to have a hockey team
Shit team
Can someone explain to me how the Edmonton Oilers are behind the devoid of talent Toronto Maple Leafs in the standings? How is it that once again they are the worst team in the league?
>>64101880
It's not that they are socially stunted. They just have humility beaten in to them. Literally, if you hot dog, you will get cheap shots. Doesn't matter if you do it on ice, or on camera. There's never going to be a Cam Newton or Terrell Owens from Canada or America in the NHL.
That's why Ovechkin is the most charismatic guy in the league.
>>64102010
Even the best teams in the league never have more than 4 talented forwards. You need good defense, goal tending and two lines of grinders to win in this league.
Edmonton added 4 talented forwards, but nothing else to a bunch of parts.
Hockey is like football in that a players physical presence matters. But the NHL drafts 18 year olds, while the NFL get 21. A lot can happen over 3 years.
>>64102010
Hall can't or refuses to play defense.
RNH can't do it by himself
McMeme is hurt
Eberle has shown he isn't worth 6 Mil
How many human sacrifices did it take for the Red Wings to get based Dylan Larkin? He's just been getting better and better this is crazy. He's honestly playing better than Datsyuk or Zetterberg right now.
>>64102051
>Eberle has shown he isn't worth 6 Mil
http://stats.hockeyanalysis.com/showplayer.php?pid=1342
His stats disagree.
>>64102073
He's leading the entire NHL at +20 right now, the next highest +- on the Wings is +7 and he has 11 points in his past 11 games. Yes he is amazing.
>>64102073
>>64102137
You guys know who the 5 best rookies in the NHL are right now?
>>64102147
And he spits hot fire
>>64099828
apparently the leafs can
>>64102400
DALLASS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64102095
What do you mean? A whooping 15 game sample size isn't enough to decide if a player is worth it's contract or not?
>>64102420
I'm gonna lel really hard if the Oilers actually trade him. He's their biggest impact player outside of Hall desu.
Reminder that the Canadiens had no fans before 1909
>>64101888
Still butthurt your team got their shit pushed in by the best team in hockey?
>>64102147
This tbqh, but I expect him to get snuffed by
>muh comeback from injury McMeme
or
>muh getting struggling team to the ploffs in a bad market Domi
On another note, when are we officially going to admit Jurco is a bust?
Pekka is playing like shit, forwards can't score, pk is abysmal. At this point id start Hutton over Pekka because he's played a helluva lot better than Pekka at this point. I hope Pekka isn't on the downside of his career this quickly, but maybe they should consider trading him while his value is still high for a center.
>>64094884
>>64094931
>tfw when nobody replies to your posts
>>64097892
you 're right, I was sleepy and went to bed early...in the morning.
>>64100078
Squid is still going strong, although I have a suspicion that especially in California hockey fans are also members of the nazi party.
>>64103019
At least you got to c uck the Caps lel
Our season it not over yet
>tfw work at a sports bar and Wing Wednesday plus Oilers game.
Fuck I hate Wednesdays
George Malik @georgemalik 10h10 hours ago
Shot attempts 68-52. Detroit had 23 shots on Holtby and 29 wide/blocked.
What a fucking meme ass game.
Cammaleri's shootout goal WHAT A BEAUTY.
Kadri's too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jm4LoOaAWI
>>64103450
>mfw I listen to this album every Christmas
>>64103467
I can't find all the skits in youtube anymore. I want the one where the camera man passes in front of them and Bob goes "he's wearing a Canadiens touque eh?".
>>64103385
I know >we shout refpuck a lot, but I'll be goddamned if that wasn't some refpuck last night.
>>64103485
get the CD off Amazon or something
It's fucking great.
"You are our guest"
>>64103510
nevermind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghFntxvlqvM
I think my dad had this album. Wonder what it's worth.
>>64103505
>gets a full 4-on-3 power play in ot from a dive
>cries refpuck
Wew lad
>>64103573
Refpuck tied the game family, otherwise it would have ended before OT
Stars not only play meme defense, but meme offense as well
The most powerful man in the world is a >rags fan
Checkmate rest of the league
>>64103795
>The most powerful man in the world
not yet
>>64103795
where's his amazingly hot daughter?
>>64103795
>Donald Trump will be the next president
>He'll step in, force the them to trade Lundshit and make the >rags great again
>>64103795
that's not the chinese prime minister though.
>>64103819
this kurukuku
>>64103317
Thank you, Pacific, for being such total shit.
>>64099198
>you now realize that Crosby is a dupuis babby
>>64103916
>now
crosby has always been a hack carried by others
>Having Juolevi, Laine, Puljujarvi, Kahkonen, Aho & Saarijarvi as the core of your national team
>>64103832
Shut up mongol
>>64104339
Rantanen,Aho,Hintz,Kapanen,Tuulola,Kahkonen/Vehviläinen is the core. Younger guys are the plus.
>>64103819
Right here familia
>>64104457
Will Colorado release him tho? Also Kapanen is currently injured.
>10 wins 11 losses
>in a playoff spot
Fuck this division famalama
>>64104495
both confirmed for joining.
>>64103505
>>64103573
It was a pretty shitty PP
at least 2 of the 4 PP's the caps got were iffy. They really REALLY wanted ovi to score from the left I guess. Good thing he's just a meme
The good thing is, though
PLUS
FUCKING
TWENTY
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
>>64101888
goalies mustve been ass last night. What was it, like 25/30 saves for dallas and 15/20 for carolina?
>>64102137
>tfw kane's point streak stops and larkin beats it this year
>>64101423
cream is based, just like those jerseys
anything is better than the current ones
this is my 6th post in a row
>>64104513
Oh fuck
O-ok p-pls go easy on >us
Number of players per teams with points this season:
Boston: 24
Columbus: 24
Detroit: 24
Edmonton: 24
Philadelphia: 23
St Louis: 23
Arizona: 22
Buffalo: 22
Carolina: 22
Chicago: 22
Montreal: 22
Vancouver: 22
Anaheim: 21
Dallas: 21
Florida: 21
Nashville: 21
New Jersey: 21
Ottawa: 21
Pittsburgh: 21
San Jose: 21
Calgary: 20
Minnesota: 20
New York (Islanders): 20
Tampa Bay: 20
Washington: 20
Winnipeg: 20
Colorado: 19
Los Angeles: 19
New York (Rangers): 19
Toronto: 19
>>64104753
Bring your own lube
>>64104785
Average number of points:
American teams: 31.79
Canadian teams: 28.33
>>64103811
Hi sean
>>64104868
not Sean, gump
>>64104868
http://strawpoll.me/6137754/r
it's definitely sean
>>64104884
Right, so hows life? We haven't chat for ages. Is business in the big maple good?
>>64104853
JUST
When can we kick this faggot out of the NHL?
>>64104938
STEAL
Would letting Stamkos go and signing Okposo to replace him be a move worthy of the yzerplan?
Give me your knowledge and opinions /hoc/
>>64104992
Idk but the laffs should pick'em up
>>64104918
>being this new
>>64104992
Do the Bolts even have the cap space to sign either of them? So much young talent needs new deals soon. Not to mention Carle's immovable contract.
>>64105109
>being this phew
Take a shower you dirty NEET.
>>64105177
>>64105109
wew
>>64104467
Would kidnap and let beaners bean her
oh dear, a troll has found our thread, what are we going to do? he's going to destroy it! Why has Batman abandoned us?
>Starting Jan. 1, the executive compensation policy will be gone. Commissioner Gary Bettman recommended to the board of governors that it be scrapped after one full year and relayed that there was no objection.
about time
>>64105109
With ohlunds contract ending, barely.
However we have Killorn, Paquette, Brown, Kucherov, and Nesterov entering RFA (I'm ignorant of what this means, but I assume they get a new contract or leave)
Kuch is due for a big raise (probably 2mil) as is Paquette, so we would definetly have to move people. Callahan could maybe go, not sure what his trade clause is.
>>64104587
G O A T
O
A
T
MCMEME ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64105225
Fuck off sean
>>64104587
Happens often with elite picks
>tfw still 10 hours til hockey
>tfw it's been in the 40s the last two weeks
El Nino pls, the rinks will never open at this rate
>>64105378
>rags
Man what's even the deal this year?
There's been like 5 goals from center ice already this season.
>>64105419
fuck you you're getting a fucking embellishment
>>64105939
Did that ref get fined or suspended or anything?
>>64105963
Woah we've got the PC Police here!
>>64105281
RFA means they can only sign with the club that holds their rights barring an outside team puts together an offer sheet.
Even with Ohlund being placed retroactively on LTIR at the start of the season I don't see how they can find the space for a market value Stamkos contract.
I hope he goes somewhere that isn't the Laffs
>>64105969
I was hoping he didn't actually, now answer the question you queef
>>64106011
no of course not. why would he? have you not been to a hockey game? do you not know how much swearing goes on during games?
>>64106011
Of course not
>tfw no smuk_anok bff to watch movies late at night with
we money now
>>64106259
But you have yourself, fuck_ponek
>2nd place in the Pacific would be out of a playoff spot in any other division
>>64106500
>try to tank
>end up third in your division
fuck this shitty division
>>64104500
>liking the cantpucks
>>64106895
>choosing a team to like
God, I loved reading that Red Wangs vs Craps thread. Wangs fans getting absolutely ass mad their team is actually just the Craps version 0.25
How have the Pens not fired Johnston yet? Any team with that much up front talent should not be struggling to score more than 2 goals.
Your favorite team is shit
>>64107541
Your favorite meme is shit
TAYLOR HALL GOOD KINGSTON BOY FROM KINGSTON ONTARIO EH WE JUST RUB DIRT ON BROKEN LEGS AND COME RIGHT BACK BECAUSE WE'RE TOUGH LETS GO
RANDY CARLYLE IS SIPPIN A TEA SOMEWHERE LIKE KERMIT THE GREEN FROG LETS GO
YKNOW I GUESS TORANA WAS OVERDUE TA WIN SOMETHIN (THUMBS UP) LETS GO
YKNOW I GUESS THEY LOVE JOHN SCOTT IN LATVIA THOSE YEROPEANTS LOVE ROUGH AND TUMBLE CANADIAN HOCKEY NOW JOHN SCOTT BIG EDMONTON BOY GRINDS IT OUT LIKE A MAN LETS GO
YKNOW I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN VANCOOVER THE CANUCKS WERE ALWAYS A BUNCH A SAD SACK LOSERS EH THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLDEN DAYS BUT THEN I WAS TALKIN TO MY OLD BUDDY FROM THUNDER BAY AND HE SAID THEY STILL DON'T GOT NO CUP I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD LETS GO
YKNOW HAS ANYONE ASKED GARNET SPARKLES IF HE GREW UP WATCHING NELSON MANDELA PLAY SPORTS LETS GO
YKNOW I FEEL BAD FER ALL THOSE GOT-ISTS-BEER FANS IN PHILLY IF YA WANNA BUY A JERSEY AND THEY CHARGE YA BY THE LETTER LETS GO
>>64107229
>that much up front talent
they only have 3 NHL caliber forwards
Bob Stauffer @Bob_Stauffer 2m 1s
Breaking: Craig MacTavish relieved of his duties with the NHL Edmonton Oilers, given position of General Manager for the Bakersfield Condors. "He has a real good knack for finding AHL level talent" said Chiarelli. "Now he can actually use those skills in a suitable setting." MacTavish is expected to fly out with Fayne this morning, and the 2 of them will room together with Nikita Nikitin until they find their own apartments.
MaCMANSLAUGHTER BTFO
>>64107710
can we borrow some of your refs?
https://twitter.com/magnusare/status/669973850390704128
(the other team scored with nine seconds left...)
>>64108291
5/10 made me go and check
>>64108291
>looked him up
>he drove drunk and killed a 26 year old woman
>the shitty of the tampon gay blots
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/stamkos-likes-tweet-questioning-maple-leafs-pursuit-180243870.html
dont forget this happened last year too
>During the summer of 2014 he favorited a Tweet of a story from The Hockey News wondering if any young NHL superstar would be like the NBA’s LeBron James and return to his hometown team.
>>64108446
And Sweden wants more European refs in a fucking gold medal game..
>>64108446
Haha, wow. That is almost and imbossibly bad call. Don't know if you'd really want swedish refs though..
>>64108624
>implying american/canadian refs don't fuck up just as bad from time to time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9u4St13lKs
>>64108747
Yeah because First period 0-0 is the same as ruining a teams chances with 9 seconds left.
>>64108291
>twiiter
>wayy above character limit
0/10
>>64109193
>MLB
Nice try Amerilard vistor
>>64108935
That doesn't make it less of a fuck up by the refs. The mistake in itself is still just as big either way.
>mfw no Yak
Flames are back desu
>>64109613
Back in the basement LELMAO
>>64109613
Do you know what's also back?
Black.
>>64109573
Lol look at the silly monkey
>Shitcongo getting BTFO by niggers again
>panthers
JUST
MAKE
A
GOOD
JERSEY
FOR
ONCE
JESUS CHRIST
Why dont NHL teams release new Jerseys every season?
>>64111990
new thread
>>64111022
looks like a rip off of those baby blue pens jerseys
>>64111455
if you do it too much you look like a minor league team. Outdoor games are where the jews make limited edition jerseys
>>64112027
Yeah, nah
>>64112418
it was nice this summer when the ones made too early got deleted
>>64112431
its fucking 2 pm the janny is working
>Triplets going to be back together on Thursday
time to get on a 20 game win streak
>>64112690
>tampon gay
Belgian chicago blackhawks got through group stage.
non grease edition
>>64113019
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