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/mlb/: Miami Delusion Edition


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MIA: Continue to pursue a ridiculous package for Fernandez
STL: Acquire Gyorko from SD
ATL: Miller could have several suitors, ARI + CHC may be out though
COL: Acquire Motte + Qualls
KC: Zobrist may have been offered 4yr/80mil from mystery team
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FIRST FOR PEEING IN A DAMAGED GIRL'S HAIR AND BRAGGING ABOUT IN ON 4CHAN WITH YOUR TRIP ON BUT NOT YOUR NAME
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Daily reminder the Philadelphia Phillies lost to a Division II college team
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>>64085734
None of you are funny. This is a person's life not a game.
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>>64085744
Wait what?
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>>64085734
5TH FOR THIS
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>>64085755

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-baseball/25086549/phillies-lose-to-division-ii-college-team
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>>64085760
7TH FOR DADDY GRIENKE FUCKED UP
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JUST
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>>64085781
PEE
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Royals
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Blue Jays
Orioles - WC
Rays
Yankees
Red Sox

Royals
Indians
Twins
Tigers
White Sox

Rangers
Astros - WC
Angels
Mariners
A's

Mets
Nationals
Marlins
Braves
Phillies

Cubs
Pirates - WC
Cardinals
Brewers
Reds

Dodgers
Giants - WC
Diamondbacks
Padres
Rockies
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>>64085797
ON
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>>64085706
>STL: Acquire Gyorko from SD

This doesn't seem like a good trade an the Padres part tbqhf
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>>64085754
>daddy greinke
>person
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>>64085906
It's an ebin new meme m8. Fresh from /mlb/
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>>64085813
MY
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>>64085808
>Pirates - WC

Their starting rotation still consists of Jeff Locke and Charlie Morton, and they refuse to spend any money. Their farm system is getting weaker and weaker. Taillon is a bust. Glasnow isn't Giolito. I like the Gnats over the Pirates tbqh.
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I'm still lmoa'ing at everything in the last thread. I love you guys
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>>64085779
>>64085760
Guess you could say Daddy Grienke and the girls he fucks share something in common.

Both have daddy issues.
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Is Bob Nightengale the Daddy Greinke of the winter meetings?
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>>64085925
HAIR
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***OFFICIAL winter meetings 2015 playlist***
bruce springsteen - jack of all trades
gucci mane - my 745 (off of The Stove is Still Hot)
bing crosby - winter wonderland
rihanna - bitch better have my money
best coast - our deal
fleetwood mac - rumors (the whole album)
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>bye week
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>>64085779
>>64085760
>>64085981
HOL UP

>Daddy Greinke
>Daddy issues
>Daddy - Daddy
>Greinke - issues
>Greinke is a known autist, he has "issues"

I think there's something more to what we're seeing...
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>>64085808
Astros are winning the division m8.
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>>64086038
>that filename
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FUCK THE YANKEES
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>>64086022
>have been a baseball fan since I was a little kid.
sure you have.
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Although we may be fans of different teams, it is truly wonderful how we all join our streams to all piss on Daddy Greinke

I love you /mlb/
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>>64086152
>this mad
>on a Vietnamese finger painting site
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>>64086156
Crossing the streams was the only way to defeat Zuul, but DG's ghost is a next-level tenacious faggot. We might need the Statue of Liberty for this one.
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>>64086156
>pissing on DG
Careful, he probably enjoys that
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>>64086202
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>>64085808
Orioles are a guaranteed basement team bruh
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>>64086234
Nice
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>mfw DG has become a living meme
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>mfw the only moves the Tardinals will make is Gyorko and some sub par back of the rotation pitcher
>mfw they will probably still make the playoffs but still refuse to spend the big money they bring in year after year
>mfw I have no face
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>>64086318
They're gonna sign Upton
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>>64086291
I bet it's DGs life dream to piss in his idols hair
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yamada to the bankees when?
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>>64086338
I would be okay with this, but would obviously prefer Heyward because of defense and his age.
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>>64086338
That is beyond retarded, if they don't sign Heyward they'll stick piscotty there and sign Davis
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>be president of the marlins
>trade away best player for prospects
>best prospect becomes star
>say we are looking to build a contender that will compete year in and year out
>bitch about money
>rinse and repeat
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>>64086981
Move the Rays to Miami
Move the Marlels to Montreal

everything is fixed
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>>64087039
Marlins have still won the most titles in the NL East since 97. That's astounding to me.
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>>64087039
and send loria and his flunkie samson to siberia
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>>64087094
Only because their hurdles were a Cleveland sports team and the Cursed Cusb
Doesn't get any luckier than that
I will give them credit for beating the Yankees in six games in 2003 though, that was pretty impressive.
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havent been following baseball for a few years. how will the Detroit Tigers be next year?
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>>64086438
Is he good
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>>64087180
Most likely around .500.
Cabrera and J.D. Martinez are both great hitters. Verlander is possibly rebounding. They just signed Jordan Zimmermann. All that being said, the Twins and Indians are both younger and more dynamic. The Tigers could have a good rotation, although that isn't guaranteed by any stretch. They'll likely finish in either 3rd or 4th place, 2nd at best.
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>>64085781
made a bet with my pops that the dodgers would win under 90 games next season.

we tanking for draft picks now
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>>64086981
It makes absolutely no sense for marlins to trade Fernandez.
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>>64086438
Who doesn't love Aoki?
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>>64087179
god this post would only be said in 4chan. mlb is full of fucking lucky world series runs.

>>64087404
thats why loria is doing it.
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>>64087179
You'd think the Braves at least would have won another but they ran into the 96 and 99 Yankees.

Also the Yankees not having shit for pitching other than Clemens hurt in 03 and killed them in 04 by having literally who.
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>>64087180
No matter what, you can always guarantee that the bullpen will be god awful.
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>no Tom Wilhelmsen
>no Carson Smith
>no Mark Lowe
>no Joe Beimel
>a broken Furbush
>Rob Rasmussen

JUST
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>>64087472
>Yankees not having shit for pitching hurt in 03
Are you kidding me? Clemens, Wells, Mussina, and Pettitte were all great during that World Series. And other than Jeff Weaver, the bullpen did well too. The Yankees' offense is what hurt them
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>>64087472
03 the yankees had good pitching
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>An entire thread of shitting on the doyers and DG getting BTFO
>This after he spend the first few dozen posts pepe spamming

Was the last /mlb/ the GOAT?
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>>64088157
>>64087977
And lost
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>>64088281
Timing is everything. No way it would've been as good if GreinkeBowl wasn't this weekend
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>>64088292
please refer to my last comment about the offense
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>>64088709
>>64088281
Then, in the middle of all the shitting on DG he forgets to take his trip off and admits he likes women with daddy issues, tumblr, and pissing on them.

It's like the stars just aligned against DG.
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>>64088884
Not gonna lie. Im a bit jelly at not having a crazy tumblrina to fuck and pee on while she calls me daddy.
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2013: Mets sign Granderson to 4 year deal
2014: Mets sign Cuddyer to 2 year deal

A Zobrist deal would be very in line with what this front office likes to do. Seems like a logical fit-veteran, smart hitter. Hopefully Zobrist works like the Grandy deal did, and less like the Cuddyer one.
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>>64088997
Would be a great pick up fammm
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Aces
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>>64088884
>forgets to take off his trip
How does anyone fuck up that badly? How do you remove your name but forget the trip?
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>>64088948
Mexico, rule #1 is don't stick your dick in crazy. Sticking your dick in crazy is how you end up getting a dodgers fan pregnant.

Which is coincidentally how DG managed to be born.
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>>64089169
Daddy has been drinking heavily since the Greinke signing, it's understandable tex
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>>64089228
True, the poor guy's life just isn't a game
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How long until DG is the next lexplorer?
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>>64089317
it'll take time
dg really only became a full-fledged meme during the nlds this year
we have no idea what kind of shenanigans he is truly capable of
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>>64089201
>Mexico, rule #1 is don't stick your dick in crazy. Sticking your dick in crazy is how you end up getting a dodgers fan pregnant.

Please, there's nothing more crazy than people from SF, they make people from LA look conservative
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>Since 1960, just 8 2B age 35 or older have had a 4+ WAR season http://bbref.com/pi/shareit/udDL1
Please, Mets, don't overspend on Zobrist. That's what we have Herrera for.
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>>64089317
>>64089394
You really think he'd autism to "post drivers license" levels?

...what a time to be alive
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>>64088281
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>>64089504
It's not really an overspend for the Mets. It's not going beyond what they've been doing in previous years. Odds are, Zobrist will be worth. He really isn't a high-risk signing. Even if he is more around the ~100-105 wRC+ it's not gonna destroy the team or anything. I'm fine with the move.
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>>64089700
4 years at $80M for a 34 year old would be too much IMO. But maybe they can try Herrera at SS and it can all work out.

>wRC+
Why doesn't everyone uniformly use OPS+?
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>>64088418
>chen pitching in yankee stadium

lel

dingers everywhere
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>>64089813
>4 years at $80M

this has been debunked, don't worry
it's likely closer to the grandy contract
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was it chapman or puig who got pulled over for week less driving
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>>64091191
yes. they are niggers
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http://strawpoll.me/6215423
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>>64091717
I would never be able to speak to or see her again.
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>Angels talking Justin Upton
>Talking about trading Wilson, Santiago or Shoemaker

Outside of trading Wilson all these deals are shit
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Will the Orioles try trading Britton or maybe Uball4do?
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Who /pisshair/ here?
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>yfw DG is Heron
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>>64091717
I'd leave.
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>>64092517
>tfw I'm the guy he's responding to in those posts

DG is living my dream to be honest
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>>64089813
>why doesn't everyone uniformly use OPS+

Because wRC+ is better?
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>>64089442
I know senpai. But still, I got a thing for crazy.
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How badly will the Jays regress next year? I think they lose in the Wildcard or blow up the team for prospects by July.
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>>64092945
They'll go full Orioles.
Act complacent, not really sign anyone and then go OH SHIT by May.
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WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST THREAD
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>>64092945
I don't see much reason for a dramatic regression. The individual performances were all in expected territory, except for maybe Estrada and Pillar or something. Losing Price is the real blow, but should be somewhat offset by a full season of Stroman.
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>>64093009
Go to the archives m8. You would just be cheating yourself if you didn't get to experience it.
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>>64093009
see
>>64085760
>>64085779
>>64088281
>>64088281
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DAILY

REMINDER

THE NEW YORK YANKEES ARE *******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR TO MAKE ANY FREE AGENT SIGNINGS THIS YEAR

*******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR

THE NEW YORK YANKEES LEGITIMATELY CANNOT AFFORD TO SIGN ANY FREE AGENTS
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>>64093098
I trust Rosenthal more than MLBTR.
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>>64089813
Because wOBA is a better statistic than OPS
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Wait wait wait

Are there newfags on here that actually BELIEVED that story?

Are you guys serious? Have you only been on 4chan for a few months or something?
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>>64086072
Why are you posting my waifu
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>>64093149
Exactly. None of it was funny. This is a person's life not a game.
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>>64093098
The stove is confusing sometimes
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>>64093149
I havent seen this much damage control since Daddy Greinke tried to delete his posts.
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C O N T R O L
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>>64093188
What damage is there to control? Nothing about that story was true. I've been on 4chan for nearly a decade and I know a troll story when I see one. Sure it's funny cause it's DG and he went sperglord but that whole story was completely made up and it's not hard to tell.
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>>64093219
Are you peeing on her hair while writing this DG?
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C O N T R O L
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N
T
R
O
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>>64093219
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>>64093245
>Knowing when a story is made up means I'm DG
Oh goy
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What if Daddy Cucc never shows his face here again? Will /mlb/ die
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>>64093165
I know you're probably talking about Brie, but Abby Elliot was my first major celebrity crush. I would tune in to SNL solely just for her in high school. Makes me happy whenever anons post that image.

>that opening credit intro where she tousles her hair and eye fucks the camera
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>>64093282
>talking about brie
Brie is the ugliest person in that photo. Mine is in the middle
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>>64093273
I think DG is...


dare I say it?
pissed off
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T
O
V
E
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>>64093315
Gotta hand it to him. If he made people actually believe that story then that would make him the greatest troll in /mlb/ history
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>>64093334
FAKE
A
K
E

FUCK OFF
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>>64093360
Nope its real m8
https://twitter.com/ken_rosenthal/status/674360119262515201
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>>64093342
>implying anyone actually gives a shit whether it's true or not and because it comes from DG and paints him in a hilariously depressing light it isn't instantly true in /mlb/'s eyes

The man while drunk accidentally forgot to take off the trip part of his name when trying to post a story anonymously and proceeded to talk more about it without a trip thinking he'd get away with it. It's obvious he didn't want the story linked to his DG trip, and now it will forever be.
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>>64093334
I would not be mad about this, depending on what we send back. Didi + Starlin in SS/2B would be too good.

The Cubs are without a 2B since they traded Javy Baez. So I guess Refsnyder would be in the package.

What else could they be interested in?
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buuuut Theo, I don't want Zobrist!

Also, keep Castro
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When are the Mets gonna stop being small market babbies?
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Hello! Big markets! Yes, please FUCK!!! OFF!!!
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>>64093396
>since they traded Javy Baez

>
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How crazy are the Winter Meetings parties? Do you think a GM has ever woken up hungover the next morning, only to find out he made a horrible franchise-altering trade that he can't remember?
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>>64093396
>The Cubs are without a 2B since they traded Javy Baez.

but they didn't trade baez you retard
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>>64093245
That's not even me you retards.
I don't know how you guys think I can be roasted over having been with a girl with daddy issues lol

Oh and any posts with the jkem trip aren't real that trip is dead you can all have it.
#goat22
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>>64093393
Sounds like a good troll to me. To him it validates that you guys know exactly what his trip is when not fully there and that you guys are talking about.

I bet he is smiling somewhere knowing that he has cemented himself in everyone's minds as the most popular /mlb/ trip
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>>64093342
DG is a false flag.
He never posted in gamethreads, only generals.
Unless they played, surprise, the jints.
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>>64093416
I still think the Mets are going to end up with one of the big outfielders, let the cusb have zobrist
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>>64093442
Due to contrary belief, there is such a thing as a bad pussy to fuck.
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>>64093436
>>64093440
What? I was sure they did. Was there a trade for Shelby Miller that died, or was I literally dreaming about a hot stove?
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>>64086036
Throw in we didn't start the fire and you have a great playlist mate.
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>>64093442
shut up and tell us more about daddy issues girl you fag
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do you guys think daddy greinke was ever penetrated by his daddy?
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>>64093513
This tbqh Oswaldo
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>>64093527
You are gross for having fantasies like that
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>>64093165
Yankees fans always post waifus desu
>>64093168
kek
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>Greinke signs with D Bags
>Posts story about pissing on people

Can the week get any worse for DG?
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>>64093536
Exactly.

None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
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>>64093554
So Tiki's a Yankees fan now?
kek
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>>64093566
Your meme isn't funny either
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>>64093577
That's not Anna Kendrick m8
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>>64093577
Fuck off brie is not my waifu she has a shitty personality
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>>64093587
sorry, all short kikes look alike
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>>64093565
>has fetish for women with daddy issues and piss
>trip is daddy greinke
>daddy greinke's daddy probably pissed on him and fingered his vagina when he was younger
it all makes sense
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>>64093623
AK isn't Jewish, retard.
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>>64093623
short kikes are better than lanklets desu
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Why does /sp/ obsess over tripfags so much? It's also shit how the same 10 general threads are always on page 0.
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>>64093692
daddy isn't just any regular tripfag
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>tfw ur team is the Padres and they'll never win a World Series
>tfw ur dad bought u and him game 5 World Series tickets in 1998 but they couldn't even win one game

Oh boy oh boy
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>Starling Castro potentially traded to Yankees

I thought they weren't taking on any money. Not saying I'm not happy with it depending who they give up but this is confusing. If they give up Bird or Severino, this is a terrible trade.
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>>64093692
/mlb/ only obsesses over DG, and I feel like that's pretty justifiable
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>>64093674
Ugh what a fucking SLUT
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>>64093692
>using pages
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>>64093692
Daddy Greinke is like no other tripfag ever seen since Lexplorer.
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>>64093708
It's likely that Gardner is going to be the one to go. They need a CF, and the rumors of this trade happening have already been around for a couple of weeks.
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>>64093703
>u
>ur
>>>/facebook/
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>>64093735
The same 10 threads are always at the top of the catalog
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>>64093674
That was quite lewd
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>>64093692
What's better, having it like the /nfl/ where every tripfag has a personal defender and all their opinions are valid and discussed in said thread giving them the needed inclusion and attention they so desire or making sure your tripfags aren't horrible disgusting people by btfoing them the second they get out of line like DG?
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>>64093738
They just said on MLB network that Gardner is not involved in the talks
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>>64093759
What's better is if you stopped giving them attention by replying to obvious b8 so they'd disappear completely.
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>>64093745
What's up u meme loving fuck
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>>64093746
That won't change until we get /spg/ but instead of using the hiro Q&A for anything useful we got rid of WWE simply to fuck with them in true /sp/ fashion.

Honestly /sp/ should be for gamethreads and random sports thread, and make /spg/ for all the big stuff.
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>>64093770
Well if that's the case, I'm worried that Miller will be gone. His name has been brought up a lot
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>>64093703
Hey there. You are now thinking of 2010 game 162 and Jonathan Sanchez hitting a triple off Mat Latos.

There would be no game 163.

Have a nice day.
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>>64093759
The only trips with defenders in /nfl/ are Sean and BB and that's because they take their names off and put on different ones and defend themselves.
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>>64093776
>Wanting memeke to disappear

It's too fun roasting him. It unites all of us.
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https://youtu.be/gBksZWxcbT8
https://youtu.be/gBksZWxcbT8
https://youtu.be/gBksZWxcbT8

Friendly reminder
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>>64093792
I don't think they would do Miller for just Starlin. Then again, I'm not Cashman.
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>>64093786
no, /wwe/ deserved to get BTFO
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>>64093792
It would suck losing Miller. But my confidence in Lindgren is very high.
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>tfw playing MLB 2k12 with updated rosters
>tfw my team sucks
>tfw get a grandslam and get us up 2 runs in the 8th
>tfw my team still throws away the win despite my grandslam

Why do I even try?
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>>64093759
>giving the trifags what they want
fuck off fag
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>>64093816
haha yeah my dude you are total pwning that noob!!! lol! upload these epic for the win screencaps to deadspin!! lolz!

stop giving them attention
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>>64093816
This is true. /mlb/ was a snoozefest after Los Doyers got a first round exit and we couldn't shit directly on DG.
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>>64093847
>>64093832
I don't think Cashman would deal Miller unless another piece was added. 2B isn't THAT much of a priority right now to where we sacrifice our biggest bullpen piece. With that said, I probably just jinxed it and we can kiss Miller and Betances good bye.
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>>64093882
Wow, somebody get this hothead out of here
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Dipoto you're going to kill him! His arm will fall right off
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>tfw all of your favorite team's fans disappear and take tripfags with them
thanks SF
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>>64093903
No way both are gone dude.
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>>64093903
>And Betances
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>>64093904
lmao ur a big guy ahahaha
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>>64093882
Okay, Memeke,.
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>NESN brought Guerin Austin to the winter meetings
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>>64093979
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>>64093827
THANK YOU BASED POTATO MAN
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Who /keepcastro/ here?
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>>64094041
I'm hesitant on who the Yankees are giving up so I am as well
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>Reminder:
The Los Angeles Doyers of Doy Angeles could not defeat the New York Mest in a 5 game series with Clayton Kershaw and Zack Greinke pitching FOUR of the FIVE games. Unbelievable!
>>
>>64094076
>>
>>64094076
>Reminder
Neither the Dodgers nor the Giants could hold on to their city against the New York Yankees, a team that came years after them.
>>
>DG bullied out of posting in his favorite general
jstbqhwymf you shouldn't be joking about someones life here. This is probably the only place keeping him alive and we've turned on him. Next thing you know you'll hear that a man wearing a #21 Grienke dodgers Jersey has shot off 6 rounds at a passerby women missing all of them before shooting himself in the head.
>>
>>64094132
Stop being obsessed about him please. Just stop bringing his name up
>>
>>64094147
Daddy Grienke.
>>
>>64094147
Fuck off and let us meme
>>
>>64094147
Father Memeke
>>
>>64094147
Griddy Grankei
>>
>>64094147
Diddadoddud Grimgrats
>>
IM STILL WAITING FOR MORE ON THIS DADDY ISSUES GIRL MR. "NOT DADDY GREINKE"
>>
>>64094147
Padre Stinky
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>>64094261
This, post images of you pissing on her. We know you have them. any man would take pics or shoot a video of doing that.
>>
>>64094076
>Los Doyers del Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río de Porciúncula

>>64094106
>Yankee shitposting against Giants and Dodgers
What are you, 80 years old?
>>
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 4m4 minutes ago
>Source: Zobrist choosing between #Mets and #Cubs. Comparable offers. Only question is which team he wants to join. #Nationals on periphery.

How meme.
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>>64094155
>>64094162
>>64094185
>>64094219
>>64094241
>>64094287
Just admit you think Daddy Grienke is the most influential trip on /mlb/ already
>>
>>64094309
Babby Cranky
>>
>>64094147
>the samefag replying to this
please, just do us all a favor and kill yourself
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>>64094296
I don't even want him, old, expensive, and 2B/Corner Outfield isn't a need
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>>64094321
Dazzle Junkie
>>
>>64094321
fafa flunky
>>
>>64094295
how could you not shitpost against memekie's own and muh even year "dynasty" liberal keks?
>>
>>64094309
>>64094321
Mamie Heemke
>>
>>64094346
It's just you falling for b8, m8
>>
>>64094296

he'll go to cubs and play for maddon again, i bet.
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>>64094321
Doodie Groupie
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OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw8CxyQx4zE
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>>64094296
So they're potentially trading Castro to make room for Zobrist. That's a bad trade off depending on what they get for Castro.
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>>64094106
>mexico talking about not being able to hold on to a city

oh the ironing
>>
>>64094321
Damnation Gregory
>>
>>64094376
I'm guessing it'll be Lindgren going to Chicago
>>
Reminder that Kris Bryant filed a grievance suit against the Cubs because they're a scummy, pathetic organization that prevented him from playing for like a week at the beginning of the season because they wouldn't call him up.
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I don't think this semen slurping general is for me anymore lads
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>>64094389
>new trip

tell us about a fucked up sexual encounter, its a rule you know


>>64094407
no.. my secret waifu!
>>
>>64094407
Gardner + Lindgren?
>>
>>64094416
Damn shame, /mlb/ is usually great about trips and ignoring them.

They even effectively ignored Heron, and he wasn't easy to ignore.

No idea why they're giving this DG fella so much attention.
>>
>>64094414
Did he really? Because that happens to a ton of prospects. You can't blame the Cubs at all for using a common business practice.
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>>64094414
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>tfw no fun cuban junkballer anymore
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>>64094364
That's not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVRs4EkcgEY
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>>64094419
>Anze the Giant
>new trip
>thinking he's DG

welcome to 4chan
>>
>>64094441
He didn't, the player's union did
>>
>>64094407
Lindgren could be one of the guys. They need a CF too but everyone saying Gardner is probably no in the potential deal. Maybe Slade Heathcott and another arm?
>>
>>64094454
sorry if i insulted your tripfu, i dont normally notice trips, unless they become really fucked up

>>64094462
im so scared of watching Slade go and stay healthy
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>>64094454
except DG was literally Anze all along
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>>64094419
>new trip
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>>64094461
>>64094441
>implying it wasn't directly him
The union is basically the driving force and acts as his medium though.

The MLBPA isn't like other Player Unions; they're actually smart.
>>
>>64094479
>i dont normally notice trips
You've been talking about a trip practically non stop in this thread
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>>64094508
literally the next sentence brah
also, im not the only mexican in /mlb/

>>64094505
i have no idea who you are
>>
>>64094479
Imagine if he could stay healthy. He would be a hell of a player. Guy plays too hard on the field though.
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>>64094483
i wish that guy is hella popular right now
>>
>>64094483
Kidze the Darndest Thinke
>>
>>64093452
so i guess dg is the character and the sad sad pisshair guy is the real man
>>
>>64094566
Makes me want to trip up and bait my way to the top
>>
>>64094586
do you have any kinky story with a mentally ill young girl?
>>
This thread is SHIT. next person to use the word "trip" is getting pissed on
>>
>>64094603
Nothing like pissing on one
>>
>Cubs

Don't sign Zobrist pls. Don't trade Starlin pls.

>Mariners

DIPOTO

KEEPS

DOIN

SHEET
>>
>>64094637
It's either Starlin or Baez senpai
>>
>>64094414
I didn't know Scott Boras posted on /sp/.

Go fuck off.
>>
>>64094637
A N G L E S P L A N T
>>
>>64094637
Did Dipoto do something again? Besides ruin my day yesterday?
>>
>>64094645
nah, m8, baez is our centerfielder now
>>
>mfw Epstein might be solely responsible for ending both the Red Sox 86 year WS drought and the Cubs 107(+) year WS dought

Would that be enough to convince those old, racist white keks in the BBWAA for a HOF spot?
>>
>>64094535
Then quote the other Mexican posts and post a screen shot
>>
>>64094696
>Epstein might be solely responsible for ending both the Red Sox 86 year WS drought
reminder they hired him in 2003

he didn't do shit
>>
>>64094673
Baez is more likely to be moved around from 2nd to 3rd and the corner outfield positions. Don't really see him as a CF though he is a utility type.
>>
>>64094147
I heard if you say his name three times in a mirror, he comes out and pisses on you
>>
>>64094645

>tfw no qt3.14 homegrown 20+ HR CF with good defense and good arm

;__;

>>64094666

Fuck off, Satan.

>>64094667

Dipoto is always doing things.
>>
>>64094727
Except he got Ortiz
>>
>>64094729
he's playing CF in Puerto Rico right now

>>64094744
Neither perfectly fits your description, but Almora and Happ are coming
>>
>>64094742
K E K
E
K
>>
Pedro Gomez @pedrogomezESPN

Source: @Dbacks pretty close to signing Mike Leake. As another exec told me, you can't sign Greinke and stop there. If you're in, you're IN.

Cardinals get keked out of yet another pitching target
>>
>>64094795
BREAKING: Arizona Diamonbacks file for bankruptcy following the end of the 2016 MLB Season
>>
>>64094795

>If you're in, you're IN.

I highly disagree.

#JustTheTip
>>
I think i'm going to switch fanbases to Arizona
>>
>>64094775

>tfw Happ is 20+ HR bat with not enough D for CF
>tfw Almora is no bat with too much D for CF

God dammit.
>>
/MLB/

PREPARE FOR THE INFLUX OF NEW POSTERS WHO ARE "DIEHARD DIAMONDBACKS FANS"

>implying
>>
>>64094795
Not even his biggest break of the day.

>Pedro Gomez @pedrogomezESPN
>Hearing the @SFGiants are hot for Alex Gordon. @Royals won't be able to keep up with the money Gordon is hearing.
>>
>>64094832
one thing for sure, they both have just enough D for your mum
>>
@Joelsherman1 1m1 minute ago
Want to play conspiracy games: Ben Zobrist and Joe Maddon repped by same agency. #Cubs #Mets #Zapruder

Or, the Cubs are Jewing the Mets into paying a lot more than they should for Zorilla.
>>
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 35s35 seconds ago
>Flowers gets $5.3M 2 yrs with braves
>>
>>64094756
And Schilling. And Cabrera. And Roberts. And other guys that keked the Yankees that I'm forgetting right now because I try to repress memories of the 04 ALCS.
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Last digit is how many runs David Price gives up on Opening Day
Second-to-last is how many runs the Sox score
>>
>>64094887
>7
Like a true red sox ACE

Also, gtfo bandwagoner
>>
>>64094887
wowzers
>>
>>64094887
So the Sox lose that game 13-8 thanks to the bullpen, neat.
>>
@jcrasnick 46m46 minutes ago
#Mets optimism on Ben Zobrist slightly down. Appear concerned about #cubs pursuit.

#kek
>>
>>64094887
That game gonna be wild af tbqh with you Joe
>>
>>64094948
I'd pay to see it, to be truthful.
>>
@GDubCub
Dusty on A.Chapman reports: "Who's to say if the allegations are true? And who's to say what causes problems? ... He's a heck of a guy."

>Dusty Baker
>>
>>64094775
Looks like they have a younger Zobrist with more power then. Why would they want Zobrist?
>>
>>64094996
Get pissed on bitch nigga
>>
>>64095007
How hilarious that it is a dindu to say this.

DINDU
I
N
D
U
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>>64095007
He's definitely old school.
>>
>>64093903
>Betances
If that nigger got traded for anything short of a perennial all-star position player, I'd riot
>>
is cespedes going to be trade bait every year
>>
>>64095020
That's not DG though, just a pats trip that's bandwagoning the Sox because they might be good again.
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>>64095007
#NoMore
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Post yfw Friedman fleeces the Marlins for Fernandez
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>Carrie Muskat @CarrieMuskat 1m1 minute ago
>#Cubs Theo: "We're trying to sync up a trade and a free agent signing at the same time." Stay tuned

Cubs trading Castro and signing Zobrist confirmed
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>>64095007
>And who's to say what causes problems?
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>kukees trade Rick roughrider away for Castro and officially have no farm again
Lmao
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>>64095078
>>
>>64095054
Every trade deadline, every offseason, every day.
>>
>Castro
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>64093903
>TRADING BETANCES
>LITERALLY TRADING THE BEST PITCHER YOU HAVE FOR FUCKING CASTRO
CASHMAN WOULD FUCKING GET MURDERED
>>
>>64095097

HE A GOOD BOY. HE DINDU NUFFIN.
>>
>>64095007

Will Chapman overtake Barry as the ultimate Dindu Nuffin baseball player?
>>
>>64095102
who is this female?
>>
>>64095102
Who's dis grill? I need some more for my fap folder.

I'm an angels fan, btw
>>
>>64095126
>female
anon....
>>
Ken Rosenthal says Zobrist to Cubs
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>>64095098
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>>64094742
>>
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 48s48 seconds ago
>Source: Zobrist to #Cubs.

>Cusb
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>>64095078
>>
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 21s21 seconds ago
>Source: Zobrist in agreement with #Cubs on four-year, $56M contract, pending a physical.
>>
GOT HEEEEM
>>
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 1m1 minute ago
Source: Zobrist in agreement with #Cubs on four-year, $56M contract, pending a physical.
>>
>>64095201
>56 million

With the way salaries had been this offseason, I really expected more.
>>
>>64095201
>>64095150
>>64095163
So Castro and Baez are gone?
>>
>4 years 56 Million

Jesus, if I were him I'd fire my fucking agent.
>>
>>64095163
get ready for the yankees trade
>>
@TheBaseballGirl 1m1 minute ago
4/56... I can get behind that.

Fuck, I wanna get behind her.
>>
Its over its over
Cusbs infield is top
Cusbs infield is top

Hahahaha
>>
>4 for 56
>the city of Bobby Witt
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>>64095067
I lurk all the time, and been a Sox lifer, whereas I've only been following the NFL actively for about 16 years. Also, the football season is currently going on, and baseball won't be for another four months, so I'm not watching the FA/trade market nearly as much.
>>
>>64095222
clearly what's been happening with pitchers hasn't been happening with hitters
>>
>>64095233
Looked at a picture of her the other day, not sure which side was "behind".
>>
>Bob Nightengale @BNightengale 1m1 minute ago
>Ben Zobrist will receive $56 million from the #Cubs, per after rejecting higher offers, per @Ken_Rosenthal

>>REJECTED HIGHER OFFERS

THE MESTS

GOT

ABSOLUTELY

C-U-C-K-E-D
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>>64095163
>>64095201
>>64095210
So we Castro now?
>>
Theo: Okay, we're gonna make you an offer... Four years, $80MM.

Agent: Oh my goyim, how about four years, $56MM.

Theo: Sure thing, fuccboi.
>>
>>64095267
Except I saw you like twice in the red sox threads last year you memelord.

But i dont care that much because you aren't an obnoxious trip like many of our boston pats trips are, like that faggot Duckboat.
>>
>>6409523
coincidentally she is a 4/56 (translates to a 0.7/10)

solid point seven
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>>64095270

Just put a bag on her face while she moans Ben Zobrist's fWAR the last several years.

>>64095279

ayy lmao
>>
>>64095279
>doubting Theo
>ever
>>
>>64095328
I wouldn't even put a bag over her face tbqh
>>
>>64095294
>theo epSTEIN
>goyim
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>>64095279
>MEST
>>
>>64095328
>tfw you'll never rub your dick on her eyebrows
>>
@Joelsherman1 6m6 minutes ago
#Mets will pivot of course but Zobrist was clearly Plan A by a lot

>w-we didn't w-w-want him anyway
>;__;
>>
>JJ Cooper @jjcoop36 1m1 minute ago
>Theo Epstein's multi-tasking skills are amazing. Accepted BA Award for Bryant, introduced Maddon and signs Zobrist in span of 5 minutes.

>The red sox actually let this guy go
>>
>>64095328
Post more
>>
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>mest
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>>64095219
Castro is gone. No doubt.
>>
TRADE CASTRO
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>>64095366
TYBT
H
E
O
>>
>>64095366
>Ben Badler @BenBadler 2m2 minutes ago
>Theo kept looking at his phone when he was at the BA awards gala podium a few minutes ago. The public speaking/sign Zobrist multitasking.

This nigga
>>
>>64095343

I did for your mom, and Cat has a much better body.

>>64095346

Kekory doo, motherfucker.

>>64095354

I've got some friends at UIC who I'll use to track her down.

Also,
@jjcoop36 4m4 minutes ago
Theo Epstein's multi-tasking skills are amazing. Accepted BA Award for Bryant, introduced Maddon and signs Zobrist in span of 5 minutes.
>>
>>64095420
>the mests got keked by this guy

TYBTHEO
>>
>>64095366
thanks, Larry Lucchino
>>
>>64094041
I think he really got his shit together last season.
>>
>Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN 1m1 minute ago
>Yankees and Cubs moving closing on a trade of Starlin Castro, according to sources.

TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THE STOVE IS ABSOLUTELY

S
I
Z
Z
L
I
N
G
>>
@Joelsherman1 47s47 seconds ago
Told that Castro to #Yankees has been agreed upon, but not finalized. Still medical review, etc. #Cubs
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>>64095451
>>64095366
>hating the genius mastermind Ben

lol tbqh with you Joe
>>
yankees, castro is amazing. he always has his eye on the ball and puts 110% effort on every play

TAKE HIM
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>>64095468
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>Sign Davis for 6yr/$100M
>Trade Brittonia and a fat stack of cash stolen from the Nats for Shelby Miller and Kakes
>Flahertmonster bats .100 but memes out a dinger every hit
>Win the World Eries
Calling it now, cap this
>>
>>64095468
FOR WHO???
>>
>>64095484
Fuck off we know what he is. You're getting or 3rd tier prospects and maybe Gardner.
>>
>>64095460
>>64095468
HE GONE
>>
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Gonna miss Starlin desu

Longest tenured player will now be Rizzo I think
>>
>>64095509
*our
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>mfw I just got replaced by a white guy
>>
>>64095483
>genius mastermind
Theo was a Jedi, and Ben was his Padawan. And Ben failed.

also, Stephen Drew > Castro.
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good bye
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>>64095498
>>
This shit has me tense. Who the fuck did the Yankees give up? Please Cashman don't be a retard.
>>
>>64095573
reeeeee you dont get the joke fuck offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>
>>64095609
Tanaka and a prospect to be named
>>
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Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal - 1m

#Rays and #Cubs talks begin heat back up after Castro and Zobrist deals. TB targeting Baez and Schwarber from Cubs. Cubs like Cobb and are warming to idea of adding McGee.
>>
Whose winning winter atm?
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>>64095609
>>
>Theo about to fuck over the Kekees and help out his old bros, the Red Sox

Based Theo, red sock at heart
>>
>>64095639

Santa
>>
>>64095639
No one, really. Cubs maybe. Red Sox?
>>
>>64094857
>PREPARE FOR THE INFLUX OF NEW POSTERS WHO ARE "DIEHARD DIAMONDBACKS FANS"

Their threads last year was just that one Dbacks trip samefagging and leaving the thread early after realizing how pathetic it was to samefag so much.
>>
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>>64095609
Or Miller
>>
>>64095639
Nightengale
>>
>>64095636
>Schwarber
FUCK OFF OR WE'LL STEAL YOUR MANAGER AGAIN
>>
Please take Jacoby ex-Boston jew.

>>64095328
>youll never piss on her hair while she calls you dadddy
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>>64095642
>mfw it's just Lindgren and Gardner
>>
>>64095636
no fucking way they move schwarber
>>
>>64095636
highly unlikely they are that desperate
>>
Happening?
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>>64095686
>moving Gardner for Castro would be a good thing

wut
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>>64095201
mfw
>>
>>64095677
>>64095690
Yea I'd imagine Archer would have to go in that deal
>>
>Adam Warren

Yaaay, we got a power arm.
>>
>Jack Curry @JackCurryYES 2m2 minutes ago
>To get Starlin Castro from the Cubs, the Yankees parted with Adam Warren and a player to be named.
>>
>>64095716
>Warren
>Power Arm
pls be true
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>>64095669
Cashman is retarded when it comes to free agency but not when it comes to trades

>it actually ends up being Miller
>>
>Warren and a PTBNL

I'm okay with this
>>
>>64095721
wow, thats actually kind of cool depending on mr ptbnl
will miss warren tho
>>
>>64095729

Cubs get above-average SP innings eater
Cubs get new 2B / super-utility guy
Cubs get new power arm for bullpen

Not bad. I'm impressed, Theo.
>>
>>64095753
>>64095716
That's not really a good trade for either team tbqh with you Joe depending on the PTBNL
>>
>>64095783
Actually, when I think about it, considering the Cubs just signed Zobrist and Castro was useless to them, this is a good trade for them.

Please disregard this post tbqh with you Joes
>>
>fleurs back in AJs shadow
>>
>>64095806
fair trade desu senpai
>>
My cock is rock hard
Greinke
Corbin
Leake
De la rosa
Bradley
>>
meh
>>
>>64095806
No, no you didn't.

>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 12s12 seconds ago
>Adam Warren and brendan Ryan go to cubs in Castro deal
>>
>>64095806
whichever side has castro automatically loses
>>
>kekees
>>
Brendan Ryan heading to Chi-Town
>>
>>64095837

please treat him well ;_;
>>
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS
>Adam Warren and brendan Ryan go to cubs in Castro deal

>Ryan
But why tho.
>>
Shelby Miller to Arizona
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>Adam Warren and brendan Ryan go to cubs in Castro deal

holy shit cashemn fucking did it
>>
>Brendan Ryan is only 33
>>
>>64095841
>Warren
Swingman, will never be a full time starter or lights out bullpen guy

>Ryan
Plays +short and that's it
>>
The trade was forced by Theo because they got Zobrist, technically only got positive return.

Yankees replace a need, so I guess this was good for them too.

Fair "trade", if you can even call it that.
>>
Ryan goes so Ackley/Refsnyder super-sub and Castro can wear # 17
>>
castro sucks but I feel like we still lost
>>
Get John Lackey
Get Ben Zobrist
Shed Starlin's contract
Get Adam Warren power arm
Get Brendan Ryan ridiculous defense (he's replacing Herrera)

I am absolutely okay with this.
>>
Gonna miss Warren. He was great but I think it's worth it for Castro.

>>64095783
The Yankees had fucking Drew playing 2nd base for them most of the year and were going to carry 4 middle infielders on the roster this year if they platooned Refsnyder and Ackley because neither can play SS and all they gave up was their long reliever. It's also a good trade for the cubs because it makes their bullpen deeper and all they had to give up was a guy who didn't have a spot to play in after they signed Zobrist.
>>
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 1m1 minute ago
>Sources: #DBacks agree to acquire Shelby Miller from #Braves, pending a review of medical records.

THE DIAMONBACKS GIVING AWAY MONEY
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>yfw the d-backs are officially elite
>>
>>64095906
Warren isn't a power arm

>>64095910
HOT FUCKING STOVE
>>
SIGN HEYWARD
E
Y
W
A
R
D
>>
>Ackley
>Refsnyder
>Starlin

What is defense?
>>
>the stove
I've been burned
>>
Peepee Greinpee on Poomanent Pooicide watch
>>
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 4m4 minutes ago
Sources: #DBacks agree to acquire Shelby Miller from #Braves, pending a review of medical records.
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>>64095910
HART ACTUALLY DID IT

THE MAD MAN
>>
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 24s25 seconds ago
>Cubs and padres are in on fernando rodney

PLEASE BE AWARE: DO NOT TOUCH THE STOVE

IT IS HOT
>>
>>64095901
dont, Warren is a great player, you will love him out of the bullpen, and will do pretty well when spot-starting, may even muscle his way into the rotation.
>>
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>mfw the temperature of the stove
>>
>Pollock is not included
>>
>>64095999
theo get away from the stove pls
>>
Who /pitching depth/ here?

1. Arrieta
2. Lester
3. Lackey
4. Hendricks
5. Hammel
6. Cahill
7. Warren
8. Richard
>>
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>>64095959
BARVES GONNA BARVE
>>
>muh stove temperature jokes
>>
>Giving up Warren
>Giving up a guy who was your second best starter during the year and at one point your best starter and then became your third best reliever for starling castro
Not happy at all. I think castros vastly overrated as fuck and Warrens gonna destroy the central

>>64095936
Warren from the PEN throws 95
as a starter he throws 92-93 but is every bit as successful
I think the cusb stole from us

>>64096017
Warren is not a sport starter, the only reason he went to then pen was because of CC's uselss fat ass coming back. he is a starter
>>
this shit is getting fucking intense
what the FUCK IS GOING ON
>>
>>64095936

He's in the 92-94 range, which isn't necessarily power by today's standard but I'll take it. Plus, if he's in the pen, just make him throw his best stuff.
>>
>>64096044
There is literally no fee agency nor trade deadline as hype as Baseball's.

Salary Cap an absolute fucking shit. Other sports please take notice.
>>
Joel Sherman @Joelsherman1 35s36 seconds ago
#Braves are getting Ender Inciarte plus for Shelby Miller from #Diamondbacks
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>>64096032
1. A. Cobb
2. C. Archer
3. D. Smyly
4. J. Odorizzi
5. E. Ramirez
6. M. Moore
7. A. Colome
8. E. Romero
9. B. Snell
>>
>>64096061
>Warren throws 95 from the pen
>92-93 as a starter
This isn't the 70's, those aren't impressive numbers
>>
>>64096061
um yes
thats what i said
>>
>>64096067
>this shit is getting fucking intense
>what the FUCK IS GOING ON
See >>64096075


>Bob Nightengale @BNightengale 33s34 seconds ago
>The #Dbacks send OF Ender Inciarte and others to #Braves in Miller deal, per @Joelsherman1, enabling them to keep Pollock

DIAMONBACKS GIVING NO FUCKS
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>Motte
>Qualls
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE GUYS?!
>>
THE STOVE

IS WAY

TOO

HOT
>>
Fernandez to Dodgers when
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>some of the best young bats
>make the playoffs
>lack of arms
>get swept in NLCS
>offseason
>buy more bats
>>
>teams willingly giving pieces of value for ex cardinals

Ha ha ha oh wow
>>
>diamondbacks are literally a contender now
>chapman is untradeable, doyers can't touch him
>talks of a fernandez trade
this is going to kill me
>>
>stove is literally on fire
>DOYERS DOING NOTHING

GUYS

GUYS

THEY'E DOING IT AGAIN

THEY'RE CHOKING
>>
>Angels haven't done anything
Angels pls
>>
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>Thinking the Yankees didn't win that trade if they got Castro and all they had to give up was Warren and Ryan

Do you faggots even watch baseball? The Yankees had a black hole at second base and Warren is replaceable with some of the guys they already have coming up and Brendan Ryan is a fucking joke. Stop making me admit the Yankees did something good you fucking douchebags.
>>
>>64096083
this team about to do something big they always lurking around and do some shit right about now
>>
Who /yettodoanything/ here?

>teams doing things
>mest getting injured in the offseason
>>
>>64096061
It's easy to forget that Castro has a shot at 3000 hits. He's had 3 all star seasons and 2 replacement level seasons, so he' not consistent, but has great potential. He doesn't really walk though.

Also 80 grade walkup music
>>
>>64096095
Yea it is when you considere he has 5 other pitches that are at the major league level and has speed range that covers from the low seventies up to the mid 90's
>>
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>>64096166
>Warren is replaceable with some of the guys they already have coming up

>MUH

>FARM

>SYSTEM
>>
>>64096150
Word is they're talking about Fernandez right now
Three way trades too
The stove has not cooled
There's a lot more about to happen
>>
>yfw Dbacks wins NL west
>yfw gints wildcard again
>yfw Dodgers don't even make post season
>>
>Shapiro and Ross sitting on their hands

I guess I shouldn't be surprised
>>
>>64096166
a black hole in the infield would be preferable to situations castro created
>>
>Nick Piecoro
@nickpiecoro
>Hearing from multiple sources Ender Inciarte, Aaron Blair and Dansby Swanson are involved in the Shelby Miller deal.

HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT
>>
>>64096166
Don't forget Castro will hit ten more homeruns playing in Bankee babby stadium.
>>
>zobrist gone
>mets panic
>sign him to ridiculous contract
>Jason Bay all over again
im scared family.
>>
>>64096177
He's too incosistent to that many hits in his career. he's gonna be out the league by his mid 30's if all goes well for him

Id rather keep the starting pitcher thats still young and proved he could be good in the division as both reliever and starter rather than the shortstop who can't play D and whos bat is incosistent
>>
>>64096215
HOLY SHIT

THE BRAVES ACTUALLY WON A TRADE

WHAT IS GOING ON
>>
>>64096215
LEL
>>
>>64096215
THE STOVE

ITS BURNING ME

>DBAGS
>>
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>tfw traded stove for a 6 year old prospect
>>
>>64096229
anybody can pitch these days bro, i like the young position player with potential
>>
>>64096215
This can't be true no one is that retarded
>>
Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN 42s42 seconds ago
So Braves get No. 1 overall pick in 2015 draft, Dansby Swanson, according to @nickpiecoro

WHAT
>>
>>64096215
THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS TRUE

HOLY FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE DIAMONDBACKS DOING???
>>
DBAGS GOT

F L E E C E D
L
E
E
C
E
D
>>
>>64096145
>Doyers trading Seager or Urineas for Le Tommy John man
I'll drink my own piss if they do this
>>
E H T
V O
O T
T
I S
>>
>braves get dansby swanson

OH

SHIT
>>
>check about this inciarte guy
>5.3 bwar last season

what, I've literally never heard of him
>>
Gardner, Refsnyder, and cash for Fernandez my sources tell me.

My sources being the bum that I ply with wine to give me blowjobs under the bridge, but he's pretty reliable.
>>
>>64096215
STOVED THE FUCK OUT

BRAVO HART, YOU ACTUALLY WON A TRADE
>>
>>64096215
HLY SHIT DBAGS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>>
>>64096301
He doesn't hit dingers and played for a Dbacks team with little coverage
>>
>>64096261
>anybody can pitch these days bro,
LMFAO
tell that to our rotation when warren seemed like the only consistent member you can count on to give you 6 good innings

ALSO THE DIAMONDBACKS GOT FLEECED
>>
Congratulations Diamondbacks.
2015 Offseason Champions
>>
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>>64096348
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Wow Diamondbacks. What the fuck are you doing phamalam?
>>
>yfw they dbags are actually getting both miller and teheran
>>
>Inciarte and Swanson
Holy shit this trade rape
>>
>>64096369
Bullshit
>>
For my Boston Red Sox bros as a reference,

>Scott Lauber @ScottLauber 4s4 seconds ago
>#RedSox equivalent to Swanson and Blair would be Moncada and probably Henry Owens. No way they were giving up that much, even for Miller.

And Enciarte is comparable to Swihart

Jesus fucking christ Diamonbacks, what the hell are you doing.
>>
>betting the farm
>literally
>>
Are the D-Bags the new Blue Gays?
>>
>YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN THE DBAGS ARE THE MYSTERY TEAM IN ON JOSE FERNANDEZ

OH PLEASE BASEBALL GODS PLEASE
>>
>>64096387
they have to getting something else if they're really trading all those fags away
or they're literally retarded
>>
>Trading the only ace in the entire barfs system

I'm so tired of this fucking franchise.
>>
Astros
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>mfw trying to think of the racist name my dad will come up with for Castro when he inevitably plays like shit and my dad calls me bitching
>>
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 26s26 seconds ago
>Stunning return for #Braves - Inciarte, pitching prospect Blair and Swanson, No. 1 overall pick in ‘15 draft - and potential long-term SS.

I LITERALLY CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

WHAT A FUCKING TRADE FOR ATLANTA

>>64096449
You literally just got a team back tho
>>
DBags, not content with breaking the starting pitching FA market, have now DESTROYED the trade market. Literally no way Fernandez gets traded for less than Mike Trout now

Dbags broke the stove fuck
>>
>>64096436
Unless they give up Pollock and the rest of their prospects, it's not happening.
>>
>>64096432
Nah, they're not that pitiful. At least the players they sold the farm for are going to stay with them instead of leaving.
>>
>>64096449
are you stupid, the braves won this supposed trade big time, not like they were ever competing this year
>>
Dave Stewart is so fucking stupid
I've been saying it all along, he's just a terrible GM
Arizona fans will hate this guy within 2-3 seasons
>>
>>64096472
I was mad as shit that they'd get rid of Miller but that's not bad at all
>>
QUICK NAME THE TOP 5 BIGGEST MEME TEAMS IN THE WINTER MEETINGS OF THE PAST 5 YEARS AND THE YEAR THEY WERE.
>>
Need new thread soon because the stove is hot.
>>
>>64096479
They're like that asshole that spends $70 on Adrian Peterson on auction draft....followed by $50 for Aaron Rodgers.
>>
>>64096513
This

He has absolutely destroyed them for the long term.

Ridiculous contracts. Blown up farm system. Lack of depth in many areas.

Good lord they will crumble quickly.
>>
>>64096544
1. 2014 Padres
2. 2014 Red Sox
3. 2015 Diamondbacks
>>
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Should I even be a Braves fan now? Fuck me man what are they doing. They have officially decided to fuck the fans and lose the division again.
>>
>>64096331
well, that patchwork staff was still 11th of 30 teams. And we got full season Severino now.
>>
>>64096573
Don't worry, it's not like you guys ever advance past the division series anyway
>>
>Steve Gilbert @SteveGilbertMLB 2m2 minutes ago
>#Dbacks also receiving LHP Gabe Speier in the Miller deal.

Dbags trading away their team. Barves selling all their pitchers. Intradasting.
>>
>>64096569
And yet the dbacks might not be done
>>
>>64096573
The only bad trades were the Simmons and Wood deals.
>>
>>64096500
Mfw I'm rolling in deep with my dbacks I haven't been this excited for a long time.we have one of the youngest teams in the mlb without swanson and blair
>>
>>64096597
this>>64096573
>>
>>64096573

YOU WON THE TRADE YOU NO BASEBALL KNOWLEDGE PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE THROWN ONTO THE FIELD OF LIFE I HOPE CHIPPER JONES RAPES YOUR GRANDMOTHER
>>
>>64096624
>>64096624
NEW
>>64096624
>>64096624
>>
>>64096573
You weren't winning anyways, even with Miller and them.

This was a GREAT trade for the rebuild. Literally exactly what you need to rebuild a team.
>>
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>yfw it's the uniforms
>>
>>64095279
Mest did get c.ucked but no one really cares because Zobrist wouldn't have been great for them.
Mets are absolutely fine, the rest of the teams in the east keep getting worse and worse, including the Gnats.
>>
>>64096574
You mean the TJ risk? Same with tanaka and The corpse of CC
This depleted our rotation depth by alot
only hope is for mitchell to match warren/phelps and that seems highly unlikely

also don't forget about pineda, he's also an injury risk
hopefully they go after another guy pitching wise
This probably means gardner goes bye bye though
>>
>>64096573
Are you stupid? Go look at what they just got for Miller. They weren't contending no matter what. They're building for the future. That farm is stacked as fuck too.
>>
who let this nig into the front office
>>
>>64096604
>>64096621
So you say, but this shit happened last year too. It's hard to be a fan when they keep trading away all the players. It's not even an exaggeration. We keep getting these promises of prospects and future stars, but the results aren't coming. The stats aren't good enough, the management is destroying the team.
>>
HOLY FUCK

THE BRAVES JUST PULLED OFF A GOOD TRADE

WHAT THE FUCK
>>
Not completely up to date on 2015 prospectball, so I might need some help here. I know Swanson was on a CWS Vandy team but is he a cornerstone you can build a franchise around? I'm pissed for the short-term but if the stacked farm actually comes together I won't mind in 2019.
>>
>>64096635
>>64096635
Don't get stranded
>>64096624
>>64096624
>>
>>64095701
Giants are never in on Asian rookie pitching, not news.
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