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mariners
>"Kershaw has peaked"
Lol
>"We expected to have a lot of balls in the air and we do." -Jed Hoyer
who /balls in the air/ here?
royos
As a Sox fan, I couldn't be happier that Miley is gone. Picking up Smith and Elias is a bonus, a well-needed bonus at that.
>overvaluing relievers
Hello family
>What is the most surprising WS you can make that you would still enjoy
Braves VS A's
It'll probably end up being a win-win but god damn I will miss Carson. bummed
Will the Angels get Howie back?
>>64073624
4
>>64073471
(Also, stonecold deathdealer nickname is retired)
>>64073477
6, 2, 3, 5, 1, 4
>>64073631
The real question is why?
>pitcher wins
>>64073679
fuck off faggot
>>64073669
>I'm an ass man
>Spin-rate
>>64073679
>tumblr
>Exit velocity
>>64073720
high exit velo has a strong correlation with high babip :^)
>FIP
>>64073796
>not using kwERA
>IBB
>Brian Kenny
>Multiple Entries
>"the eye test"
>BBWAA Awards 2015
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
>Daddy Greinke
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 2m2 minutes ago
>O'Day hurdles resolved, and deal is now pending only the physical. #orioles
> Wild Cards teams
>The "American" League
>Bunting
>Pitchers batting
>>64073477
3, 5, 6, 2, 1 ,4
>Giancarlo Stantons Contract
>Multiple entries
>>64074140
lmfao
>he's a real competitor
>This thread
why?
>The Dodgers couldn't win a series against the Mest with Kershaw and Greinke pitching 80% of the time
>You will never see Bonds as a career Rockie
I will quit baseball if the marlins do this to me again.
BECKETT
CABRERA
I FUCKING HATE YOU LORIA
>the intangibles
>>64074228
What are some intangibles that baseball players have?
>>64073658
I came up with this nickname in 2014. I'm kind of proud that it got used so much by M's bros, but sad that it only lasted for roughly a year and a half. I've been happy with every addition or trade Dipoto has made until this one.
I was really looking forward to his first appearance this upcoming year just for "here comes the Stone Cold, Death Dealer, CARSON "0.00" SMITH". I'll miss him for sure and it really bums me out he's going to be on Boston.
>>64074296
the SCDD didn't give up a run until May 3rd this year, his 21st career game. "0.00" was really fun for a while, and even after that his ERA was never above 2 until the end of July
>>64074180
That coupled with the fact that the Royals just won an eries with Yordano Chimptura as their ace proves that starting pitching is the least important part of baseball
>Getting your baseball knowledge from Brian Kenny
>>64074296
Eh you'll forget him after a month tbhfam. I remember how hyped we were about Maurer in those threads when he finally found his calling in life.
>>64074374
On top of that he didn't allow a run in his final 16 appearances last season.
>>64074405
I hope you're right. He just felt like he was on another level from the rest of those guys. He had some electric stuff.
>2015
>not having Trackman data tracking sensors installed in your home and parsing the numbers to become the most efficient human being possible
I am the market inefficiency
2016 confirmed for ryse of ryu
>>64074479
>exit velocity of my wanks
Ahahahahaha you guys remember the damage control from STL that night ?
>jake the snake
>>64074268
TWTW
>>64074464
So did Maurer. After last season tho, I can't place too much thought into relief pitching. Just get a cheap pile together full of guys that can throw 95+ for an inning and see who sticks.
>>64073487
Astros vs Cubs meme off
>>64074631
Well, I'm not exactly thrilled with the current rotation. So, I have a feeling we'll need a really good bullpen.
>tfw won't be in the cellar this season
thanks meminers
>Bryant filing grievences against the cubes for screwing him out of an extra year of FA
>Even their star player hates being on the cubes
THE CITY OF SHITCAGO
Is Dipotio an Angels plant?
>Jeff Passan @JeffPassan 1m1 minute ago
>Alleged incident at Aroldis Chapman's home included eight gunshots, "choking" of girlfriend. News with @TBrownYahoo: http://yhoo.it/1OQHxic
LMAO
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>>64074923
the PA filed the suit, not Bryant himself
>>64075057
>Jeff Passan @JeffPassan 3m3 minutes ago
>Alleged domestic incident at Aroldis Chapman's home could scuttle a trade to the Dodgers, sources tell Yahoo Sports: http://yhoo.it/1OQHxic
MY SIDES
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>YFW HE WAS SO MAD HE GOT TRADED TO THE DOYERS THAT HE LITERALLY CHOKED OUT HIS GF
>>64075057
>Chapman ends up in prison the same day the Doyers trade for him
>>64075057
>included 8 gunshots
So he threw 8 fastballs?
>>64075057
>Alleged incident at Dodger Stadium included eight gunshots, "choking" of Clayton Kershaw.
>>64075100
10/10
>THE LOS ANGELES DOYERS OF LOS ANGELES UNIRONICALLY TRADED 2 TOP PROSPECTS FOR ONE YEAR OF CHAPMAN
>HE WILL SPEND THAT YEAR IN JAIL
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>>64075084
>LOS DOYERS
MIS LADOS MI AMIGOS!
DONDE HAN IDO MIS LADOS MI AMIGOS!?
>>64075057
>DG on suicide watch
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>>64075084
>Daddy Memeke is reading this as this moment
>Chokes out his pet guinea pig in anger
>>64075057
Jesus, did him getting traded to the doyers caused this?
>News breaks
>the spam stops
Inb4 DG's 4th trip
>>64073477
2, 2, 2, 2, 2
DOPPLER
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>>64075244
You'd be mad too if you were told to spend 6 months out of the year in the smog-filled desert shithole known as Los Angeles.
Chapman to the Yankees if I'm being Tbh
None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
>>64075332
I
CANNOT
CONTAIN
MY
LAUGHTER
>DOYERS
>trading the farm for a guy who will be suspended or jailed all season
JUST
None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
>>64075332
So then are you telling me I am supposed to feel bad for some scumbag piece of shit that chokes his girlfriend out?
Ya lmao
>Doyers
>>64075332
Ahh hahahahahahah? What?
>>64075354
>tfw getting ready for another 20 years of failure
At least mets will beat the o's in the eries this year
None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
>Doyers not learning their lesson with Milton Bradley
Carson Smith
@Carson_Smith39
Before the day passes, I would just like to show appreciation for the SEA org. and fans. It was an amazing ride that I'll never forget...
;-;
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>>64075440
None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
>>64075443
M's got fleeced tbqh family
>DOYERS
>>64075449
None of (you) are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 35s35 seconds ago
>Chapman’s attorney, Jay Reisinger, repeated what he told Yahoo - “vehemently denies” domestic-violence allegations against pitcher.
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Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 36s36 seconds ago
MLB will investigate domestic case involving chapman. Dodgers may be getting cold feet about trade now -- the reason for delay.
>>64075332
HOW MANY TIMES CAN DADDY GREINKE GET BTFO IN ONE WEEK
THIS IS TOO MUCH
>>64075507
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 27s27 seconds ago
>MLB will investigate domestic case involving chapman. Dodgers may be getting cold feet about trade now -- the reason for delay.
>Dodgers may be getting cold feet about trade now
CANNOT BREATHE
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>using a gun
>not just throwing fastballs at her
>>64073477
Far right hnnnng
>>64075532
NEITHER CAN HIS GIRLFRIEND
>Le throw the ball fast man
lol
>doyers
>c.uckado
escoja los dos
mfw Aroldis beating up his wife is the knockout blow for this horrific doyer weekend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y92jL2563jw
>DG buying the rope as we speak
>Dodgers in charge of adding pitchers who don't choke
>>64075561
kek
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 3m3 minutes ago
Unless a team fully agrees with Reisinger, difficult to see any club trading for Chapman now, particularly with MLB investigating
The trade wasn't even completed retards.
Not that it matters anyway, we take Chapman and make him a QO, weather he denies it or not is a win-win.
Weather he's becomes a Dodger or not doesn't not effect the team because we already have the best closer in baseball.
Stay obsessed<3
I love it.
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>>64075560
None of you are funny
This is a persons life not a game
>>64075600
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
MY SIDES
>>64075634
>All this damage control
>>64075634
>Best closer in the game
>This damage control
>>64075634
>none
>of
>you
>are
>funny
>Not that it matters anyway, we take Chapman and make him a QO, weather he denies it or not is a win-win.
>Weather he's becomes a Dodger or not doesn't not effect the team because we already have the best closer in baseball.
>WEATHER
OH FUCKING FUCK MY SIDES
>hot stove
>domestic violence
>socal spics showing their true colors
9/10 day desu
>getting chapman instead of relying on heart palpations
We deserve this desu
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 1m1 minute ago
>Source confirms report from Yahoo that Chapman trade is indeed being held up by domestic-violence allegation against Chapman.
SOURCES CONFIRM
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>>64075560
ITT: Name pitchers who don't choke
>Extra Points: You must name pitchers affiliated with the doyers
(pro-tip: you will struggle mightily)
>>64075634
>weather
>weather
>he's becomes
>doesn't not
>effect
>best closer in baseball
You're having difficulty typing. DG IS SOMEONE CHOKING YOU?? :(
>>64075704
>mfw Memeke thought los Doyers would have an elite bullpen
>mfw Memeke though los Doyers would re-sign Greinke AND bring in Price
>mfw none of it happens
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 25s25 seconds ago
>Chapman attorney Jay reisinger: "I reviewed the facts as they are stated, and I deny the facts on behalf of aroldis."
FUCK
YO
FACTS
DINDU
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The memes literally write themselves
>The Dogers big acquisitions this off season is Hisashi Iwakuma and re-signing Chase Utley
>pooegg
>chapman
>resigning utley
Doyers confirmed team of thugs
>doyers
>>64075772
>I reviewed the facts as they are stated, and I deny the facts on behalf of aroldis.
Literally what
>>64075772
literal damage control
JUST
>>64075811
CHOKE
>doyers players beat the shit out of their gfs/wives
>analslime players abuse cocaine and get traded/die
where should these 2 teams be relocated to, /mlb/?
>>64075790
>Insulting the rock bear
dishonorable
>stove is hot
>/mlb/ is alive again
>Daddy Memeke just keeps getting BTFO
feels good
>>64075811
CHOKE
THE CHOKING IS CONTAGIOUS
>>64075848
GIRLFRIEND
>Chapman traded to the Doyers
>immediately starts choking
smdh tbqh with you Joe
>>64075848
BITCH
>>64075634
>weather
Were you sobbing and shaking with rage so hard you forgot how to spell?
>>64075848
KERSHAW
Lol did you nigga's really just come to the gen to try and roast me or is it just 4 of you???
Log-off
>>64075905
hows your bye week going?
B-bye Carson, I still love you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quK33k_RIRA
![[Chyuu-Migoto] Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken - 04 [720p][77C3FA85].mkv_snapshot_00.55_[2015.06.08_23.39.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t6W3IKa.jpg "[Chyuu-Migoto] Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken - 04 [720p][77C3FA85].mkv snapshot 00.55 [2015.06.08 23.39.04]")
>>64075905
>None of you are funny.
>This is a person's life not a game.
>>64075869
They're just getting a head start on the playoffs
>Doyers
wew
would have been funnier if the trade went through first though
>>64075837
Daddy Greinke killed himself after the Dodgers bye week. His spirit had bound itself to his computer in death and continues to shitpost to this day
Spooky
>>64075905
Please tell me that someone is capping this. This is too good
DAILY
REMINDER
THE NEW YORK YANKEES ARE *******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR TO MAKE ANY FREE AGENT SIGNINGS THIS YEAR
*******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR
THE NEW YORK YANKEES LEGITIMATELY CANNOT AFFORD TO SIGN ANY FREE AGENTS
>>64075948
I just think it's unbelievably fucking funny that he gets in trouble for choking.
Nigga would've fit right in.
>>64075977
>too poor to buy 27 rings
>>64075977
>Reds tried to pull a fast one and trade Chappy before the news got out
Absolutely fucking devilish. They almost got away with it too.
>>64075977
Translation: Steinbrenner's offspring inherited too much of the Jew gene
>>64075999
>26 rings and an antique store pocketwatch
>>64075977
None of you are funny. This is a team's budget not a game.
>>64075905
>DG literally had to change his name because greinke left
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>>64075442
Is /sp/ nothing but Giants faggots who can't read? No trade has gone through yet and this happened in October
>>64076028
>second richest sports franchise in the world worth overflowing billions
>"budget"
You're owner is just an extreme jew, come to terms with it already
Are you happy, Daddy Memeke? Your autism willed this to happen. Congratulations.
>>64076005
Price is objectively better than any of the Yankee starters
>>64076058
put your trip back on, DG
We're gonna win the west now, aren't we?
>>64075100
This is magnificent. You, sir, are awesome.
itt: post things that the doyers are good at
>>64076078
CC is in rehab and Tanaka is on his way to Tommy Johns
Can't believe they gave Jacoby 155 million
>>64076140
gettin no hit
>>64076140
spending millions of dollars on a first round playoff exit
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>none of you are funny.
>this is a person's life not a game.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64076140
Choking
>>64076140
domestic violence
>>64076012
They knew since October and were the ones to pull back from the trade, are they complete dumbasses?
>>64076140
Finding new, undiscovered ways to choke
>>64076140
being bad
lmao
>Reds FO once they realized they can't trade Chapman
>>64076140
choking
>>64076209
eh they almost got away with one of the greatest ruses of all time
was worth it for the keks alone
someone will still be dumb enough to trade for him, the doyers set that bar high though
>>64076209
Sneaky bastards tried so hard. Classic Reds.
>Yasiel Puig beats up his sister
>Aroldis Chapman chokes his wife and shoots a gun at her
>Jose Reyes beats up his wife
>Oscar Taveras is dead
Let's get these spics out of baseball.
#buildwall
>>64076058
Aw, you're right.
>C. Trent Rosecrans @ctrent 8m8 minutes ago Nashville, TN
>Jocketty said he couldn't comment. But wouldn't say trade with Dodgers is dead
>trade with Dodgers is dead
>DOYERS
LIKE MY SIDES AND CHAPMAN'S GIRLFRIEND:
DEAD
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>>64076255
>SOLER in tripcode
>dubs
Soler confirmed next cuban to go apeshit on an innocent woman
>>64076262
Ya but the word "wouldn't" is in there bro.
>>64076255
Aren't you a spic too Gaylord? Lol
Has anyone seen daddygrienke lately?
No but seriously, what IS Seattle doing?
>>64076333
right above you
>>64076282
>Cubs prospect Jorge Soler charges dugout with a bat
>>64076320
#BUILDWALL
>GF gets no-hit, Arnoldis chokes instead
Honestly they'd be a good match for the Doyers
According to reports, police were dispatched to Chapman's home late on October 30 following an altercation between Chapman and his girlfriend. Chapman's girlfriend told police the Reds closer allegedly chocked her and pushed against the wall during argument over something she found on his cellphone. The woman then fled the house claiming she feared for her safety and hid in the bushes until police arrived.
Chapman claims he never choked the woman and that she attacked him. he also reports that he was attacked by the woman's brother during the incident.
Following the incident, Chapman attempted to leave, but was prevented from driving away by his friends. He then fired his gun eight times, putting seven shots into a concrete wall of his garage and the eighth through a window into an open field. Chapman's friends then locked him in a room until the police arrived.
MAX CHIMPOUT
>AROLDIS CHIMPOUTMAN
>>64076344
God I love this thread
>>64076342
Did you hear about Zach grienke signing with the dbacks
>>64076391
#concretewalllivesmatter
None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
Fukkkk brehs
Starting to feel bad for DG
>>64076391
>Chapman choked so badly his friends had to lock him up in a cage
Do you think Dave Roberts will be adopting this strategy next year?
UPDATED
>yfw Vin Scully dies before the Doyers season opener to top it off
>>64076488
Thank you for this
>>64076488
Based Anon coming through
>>64076495
Your memes end where Vin Scully begins, kid
>>64076495
Low blow and I hate the Dodgers.
>>64076488
DG's entire life on /sp/ is a neverending rollarcoaster of choking and memes
>>64076488
make today's thread its own image, and add more posts desu
>>64076488
Updated it with the actual number of replies thst I received. You left out at least 10.
>REMINDER THAT THE ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS, COLORADO ROCKIES, TAMPA BAY RAYS, AND MIAMI MARLINS HAVE ALL WON THE PENNANT MORE RECENTLY THAN THE LOS ANGELES DOYERS
>>64076495
>LOS ANGELES -- Hall of Fame broadcaster Vin Scully was found dead Monday night after apparently choking on a hot dog. He was 88.
>>64076601
m8 did your thumbnail just get hijacked or are you memeing on me
>>64076601
saved
>>64076660
Dunno. Shit is whack.
>>64076643
its harder to remember who hasnt won a pennant more recently
>>64076601
>Stopping Gronk and Edeljew
Maybe in 20 years when Garop retires
(WAKE ME UP)
>>64076658
>In a statement the next afternoon, Dodgers co-owner Magic Johnson said, "Choking is a time-honored Dodger tradition. It's the way Vin would want to go."
>>64076715
(CANT WAKE UP)
>>64076643
>The Yugoslavian Empire was still around last time the Dodgers won a World Series
>>64076601
i love when this happens
>chapman went 8 bullets of no-hit and choked before he could shoot the 9th
>>64076488
Should add when he said the Dodgers would resign Greinke
>>64076803
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>64076803
Underrated post
>>64076829
dam son
>>64076803
Canada getting work done!
>>64076772
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>mfw Dodgers dodged a bullet (or several) on Chapman
WEW LAD, now if only someone is dumb enough to trade for Puig
This thread is savage as fuck and I love it
>>64076803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tHa63o9ujA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VAKmtGTRac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao0xPTwyefA
>>64076829
Forgot my face
his girlfriend didn't die, so he's not good enough at choking to be on the dodgers anyway
>>64076894
BING BANG POW
THE MEMES DON'T STOP
>All those DG pepe posts at the beginning of the thread
>Now he's just getting BTFO non-stop
Pottery
>>64076894
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>>64076984
Why are the Giants so obsessed with the Dodgers?
>>64076984
DOYDOYDOYDOYDOYDOYDOY
>>64076071
>>64075977
>Have about half your fucking team with huge contracts that they retardedly gave after they were 30
>Learn from this mistake
>Get made fun of for not repeating it
Only pitcher worth going for was zimmerman, everyone else would have been stupid, especially for what greinke and price went for.
>>64076078
He also gets anally raped any time he faces them
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>>64075100
my sides have left orbit
>>64077025
>Only giants fans laugh at the doyers misfortunes
pls
>>64077025
>mfw DG is now posting without a trip
>>64077091
>actually has a Guy Fieri gif saved
jej
>>64077091
I don't think non Giants fans have a ton of Giants player pics saved on their HDD
>>64077093
Why so obsessed?
>>64076488
Gods work
OFFICIAL MOST BTFO TRIPFAGS OF ALL TIME POWER RANKINGS
1) Daddy Greinke
2) Lexplorer
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9001) Everyone else
>>64077200
how was your bye week, DG?
>>64076894
I like how Scully can still remain pretty objective throughout that entire process
desu I admire Chapman's dedication in practicing the Dodger style of play before even reporting to camp
>>64077200
>post yfw daddy greinke has actually taken time out of his week to BRAG about Greinke and Chapman only to get c.ucked out of both in a span of 3 days
>>64077243
What's with the obsession?
THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN THE YEAR 1988:
>The Soviet Union begins its program of economic restructuring (perestroika)
> In Jerusalem, Israeli police and Palestinian protestors clash at the Dome of the Rock
>The Liberal Democrats, a new British political party, are formed.
>Iran–Contra affair: Lieutenant Colonel Oliver North and Vice Admiral John Poindexter are indicted on charges of conspiracy to defraud the United States.
>An Israeli court sentences Mordechai Vanunu to 18 years in prison for disclosing Israel's nuclear program to The Sunday Times.
>Microsoft releases Windows 2.1.
>NASA scientist James Hansen testifies to the Senate that man-made global warming has begun.
>Al-Qaeda is formed by Osama bin Laden.
>The Iran–Iraq War ends, with an estimated one million lives lost.
>Near the end of the year, the first proper and official Internet connection to Europe is made between Princeton, New Jersey and Stockholm, Sweden
>Skrillex, Rihanna, Sasha Grey, Stephen Curry, CLAYTON KERSHAW, Richard Sherman, Kam Chancellor, Adele, Michael Cera, Remy Lacroix, Jihadi John, Kevin Durant, are born
>Los Angeles Doyers beat the Athletics 4-1 in the World Series
>>64077200
Hey man, how have you been? You seem stressed. Do you want to go out for drinks and just talk for a while? It would release a lot of tension.
>>64077286
what obsession? I just want an answer
I skipped the playoffs with you, and Im checking in after our bye week against the mets
/r/ing everyone to dump their kershaw/DG memes
Since the Doyers realized Chapman won't choke for them, do you think they'll pursue Papelbon instead?
you guys see joe buck on family guy last night?
https://streamable.com/b5u3
I got this from Reddit btw :^)
>>64077310
Not a Dodgers fan, but this was the first year I really started liking baseball and collecting baseball cards. A small part of it was because of the coverage of Orel Hershiser and then the Gibson homerun. My favorite team was/is the M's and I kept hearing about this Griffey guy.
>>64077380
seems like a good fit desu
>>64077321
But I'm not DG, you just instantly assumed I was because it fit your narrative and obsession with DG
>>64077312
>Hey man, how have you been? You seem stressed. Do you want to go out for drinks and just talk for a while? It would release a lot of tension.
I'm not interested in going to a gay bar
slow down guys we're gonna burn this gen in one night with all this doyer shitposting
>You will never witness DG's face during this thread
>>64077532
That's all I had lads
who /notadodgersfan/ here?
Can I get some Bumblast webms?
>>64077431
Come on, man. You know I'm not gay. Would you rather go get coffee or something?
quints and doyers will choke again in 2016
>>64077701
Pretty sure the Kershaw one was posted earlier, but here are some of the others
>E!SPN and Baseball Tonight now reporting it
Chapman's career is fucking tbqh lads
>>64077896
he was so desperate to be a doyer he started choking everything in sight
>>64077896
>Watching ESJW
>Even acknowledging ESJW
I haven't been here since 2013, can anyone explain some of the new memes to me?
>>64078100
Seattle Mariners.
>>64078100
Daddy Greinke
>>64078100
A tripfag formally known as the self-proclaimed Daddy Greinke is a Dodger fan who often says things that he comes to instantly regret, typically barbed statements about teams that outperform his own, like the Cardinals, Giants, and most recently the Mets
Jerry Dipoto, what the fuck are you even doing
>tfw you'll be good when Felix retires
>>64078181
Not posted enough
i request this meme be posted more in the future
>>64078399
>implying he isn't still working for the Angels
>>64078399
It is a mystery
>Dbacks still looking for another pitcher after Greinke
>Teams still asking for Pollock
Don't you fucking do it DBacks I swear to god.
>one questionable Dipoto trade and everyone flips out and retroactively deems the previous transactions to be bad
>>64078595
Inciarte for Rafael Montero
>>64078624
>still in denial about him being a plant
Laughing tbqh
>>64078595
>>Teams still asking for Pollock
I haven't been following the Dbags, what's so good about Pollock?
>Reds in panic mode now that their secret is out
>Chapman will probably get dumped for dirt cheap
This should be good for the 29 other teams not named the Cincinnati Reds
>>64078698
Before this trade people were saying he was pilfering the Angels FO and their players.
I don't see the problem with Chapman. He's clearly a perfect fit for the doyers.
>>64078740
The question really should be: What isn't good about Pollock?
>>64078740
Speed demon who can grab bags and balls in the outfield, he's got a decent bat that's only getting better too
Damn good player
>>64078848
You aren't funny. This is a person's life not a game.
>>64078635
Most of the pitching staff last year is just as good or better than he is. Besides, the Dbacks are (ideally) looking for a number 2 behind Greinke or number 3 behind Corbin, which Montero is not (at least, not from looking at his stats anyway.)
>>64078740
Fantastic fielder, and him and Goldy made the Dback offense fantastic.
>Tigers GM Al Avila tells Detroit reporters that they are out of Cespedes and Alex Gordon talks
>>64079224
>tigres
>drunk as fuck and watching baseball on youtube
I fucking miss baseball guys
>>64079370
i miss you, anon :3
>>64077333
Submitting a new one
>>64078635
>trading a young up and coming player
Uh, no.
After that disastrous Scherzer trade, I don't want the Dbacks trading him or people like him.
>>64079370
i click on random jays game recaps on youtube from the last few years
;_;
>>64079370
>baseball ends
>that was a great season...I guess
>start working out more seriously again
>by spring training it's time to start cutting
>they're training hard and so are you
>by opening day you and your team are looking breddy good
>by summer you and your team are in their prime, working hard
>rest of summer you still look good but you're a Rockies fan so all you do is get drunk at games and talk to baseball qts
>baseball ends
>repeat
feels kinda depressing because i know they suck, but i miss baseball and working out makes me think if i look good, they will too. hasn't worked since 07.
>mfw the Dodgers are forever cursed to have a shitty bullpen
Post things you're still butthurt about
>>64079466
At least you look good right?
I should do motivation like that.
i love baseball guys :3
Who would you guys trade for Chapman now?
>>64079574
Get out.
No one likes you Jays fans.
>>64079574
Only sport that's just as dramatic in the off season. Good times
>>64079574
>no comma
fag
>>64079549
95% of the posters here don't know who that is
@ChrisCotillo 30m30 minutes ago
Royals still working out final language of Soria deal. Multi-layered because different incentives for starting and relieving. May be SP.
>Soria
>SP
Interesting.
Didn't the Reds trade a literal murdering pitcher once before? I'm sure Chapman will still be dealt.
>>64079570
it's pretty autistic, but sometimes when im counting my reps i'll think of a player and on every rep i'll say "another double for you, another double for you". it would never happen, but its a good motivation.
>>64079715
It is autistic but if it keeps you going it's worth it isn't it?
>>64079699
More royals memes?
>>64079731
no it's totally worth it. just weird.
>>64077517
>athletics
Feels bad man
So the asking price for Chapman just went way down, right? How about Alex Wood for Chapman straight up?
>>64079598
>Who would you guys trade for Chapman now?
Carl Crawford, straight up...fuck, even I can't joke around like that, even for a wife beater, nobody would want CC.
>>64079766
not necessarily, I'd wait until the All Star game next year and trade him to a desperate team for a few prospects
>>64079820
Teams won't be lining up to blow the Reds away with big packages for half a year of a closer. They need to trade him ASAP for at least a decent return, but now they cant
>>64079598
the empty husk of Kike's banana suit
>>64079938
Overpay desu, it's all but guaranteed that Chapman is getting suspended for this.
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 1m1 minute ago
>The #Dodgers have moved on to discussions with the #WhiteSox re LHP Chris Sale. Early talks have them taking on RP David Robertson's contract and parting with at least Yasiel Puig
THE STOVE NEVER STOPS
>>64079908
I assure you that Chapman's value is at its lowest right now, after half a season, teams will be more than willing to give up a few prospects for a chance at the worlds eries
>>64079979
shut up faggot
Dipoto was the one who drafted Miley for the D-Backs lmao
>>64079982
His value BEFORE the news broke was barely worth two middling Dodger prospects. At this point the Reds are better off taking the qualifying offer route and getting a high draft pick
>>64079979
>finally get rid of Puig
DO IT
>>64079979
>not having a Rosenthal twitter notification on your phone/desktop/tablet/TV/email/oven
My days of being bamboozled by fake /mlb/ tweets are over.
>>64080024
>finally
>implying you faygits weren't high on pweeg a year ago
Doyers fans, everyone
>>64073487
Mariners Cubs
>>64080042
It's almost like different people in a fan base hold differing opinions
>>64080056
>different people in a fan base hold differing opinions
>implying @bestfansstlouis doesn't represent the entirety of STL fanbase
fuck off m8
I can tell you without a doubt that Cubans are the worse people you will ever meet. They are children that have no sense of responsibility or consequences, they might appear as bros just trying to have a good time, but they will steal your wallet the moment they get the chance.
Quick, /sp/! Predict how many wins each team will have next season. You can use a 3-win range
>>64080079
Every team will finish below or at .500 due to league wide increase in season ending injuries and the playoffs will be canceled out of embarrassment
Bob Nightengale @BNightengale 3m3 minutes ago
The #Cubs get Shelby Miller from #Braves for Javy Baez per @GDubCub
LATE NIGHT HOT STOVE
>doyers fan
>all /sp/ does is talk shit on them
>every single fanbase
>>64080124
>the shanty town of javy baez
>>64080101
I wonder which season had the most teams close to .500
>>64080124
BUT THE PLOT THICKENS
Bob Nightengale @BNightengale 2m2 minutes ago
The #Cubs say no deal!
CUBS KEKED
>>64080079
>Mariners
85-88 wins, second in AL West behind LA, and grab a wildcard.
>>64080210
I'm a memeiner fan and I can tell you right now that the Astros are going to be leading the division all year
>>64080075
Top lelp
Bob Nightengale strikes again
>>64080224
>not rangers
kekd
>>64080177
do these fucking twitter journalists have adhd or something? wait like 10 minutes before reporting your bullshit
>>64080263
some of them are pretty bad, nightengale has to correct himself a lot
rosenthal and heyman almost always wait until they're sure, though
Fuck Gordo. He's a piece of shit "reporter" who loves to rip on the Cubs for no reason.
>>64080272
...which is the precise reason why I'm confident the Dodgers/Reds will figure this Chapman fiasco in due time.
>>64080280
Or they could just trade for Jake McGee. That works too.
What do you think all the GM's are doing right now? Are they all getting hammered together and proposing mlb the show-tier trades for laffs? Are they all talking shit about Preller behind his back?
I really wonder what kind of shenanigans those guys get up to at night, their winter meetings parties must be pretty lit tbqh.
>>64080297
>Eppler to Dipoto
"Jerry..J-Jerry. Listen. What about straight across...Trout for Felix?"
"You're a fucking idiot Billy...deal."
>>64080297
Dave Dombrowski and Brian Cashman are notorious for looking for cheap hookers/interns to Eiffel Tower, its where they discuss their trades (naturally they tend to be threesome trades). Its going to be a little weird now that Dave is with Boston.
>>64080297
Andrew Friedman, Farhan Zaidi, and Walt Jocketty are reserving time at the local gym so they can literally fight over Chapman's arrest records.
>2015
>not choking your bitch
That's why we'll never be pro athletes ;__;
>>64080368
I dated a feminist girl who asked me to choke her, what a slutty bitch.
>>64080368
speak for yourself
>>64080373
this nigga knows whats up
Puig and Chapman NEED to be in the same clubhouse.
Anyone who disagrees just doesn't want entertainment.
>yfw Chapman gets life in prison for murder AFTER he closes out game 4 of the World Series as a Dodger.
Fuck all of you.
>>64080373
>tfw no rock bottom self esteem gf who lets me do degrading shit to her in bed
>>64080425
None of you are funny.
This is a person's life not a game.
So how far into the 2016 being #3rd in the division behind the giants and diamondbacks until DG stops posting alltogether without a trip.
>>64080428
>degrading
Wrong mindset friend. Some people have weid kinks when fucking, it isnt really degrading until you get to golden showers and keking.
>>64080425
Resorting to frogposting now? Damn DG, you really fell off. Time to get some new material tbhfam
>>64080428
I live in LA and dated several feminist, they're all whores, I'm not even good looking or tall but it's pretty easy, they love to be degraded. You should see how asspained they get when I tell them I'm voting for Trump, Make America Great Again.
>>64080445
>golden showers
That's exactly what I'm looking for brah
>>64080458
DG is into that.
>>64080437
The Giants are worse, they'd need a pact with Satan to win the WS this year. The Diamonbacks are just this years Padres, they'll miss the playoffs completely and begin a firesale next season. They've literally doubled their payroll with Grienke alone
>>64080479
Damn, all I want is a super clingy mentally ill gf who's in to weird shit, even though I know girls like this should be avoided like the plague.
>>64075393
>parents and grandparents got to see dodgers be GOATs
>I get to see them send 300 million bucks for 2 playoff wins
b-b-b-bleed blue!
>>64080511
>tfw the Dodgers will never ever get to the World Series again
how is this a bad thing for the dodgers?
they keep their prospect and now everyone that originally wanted chap most likely will stay away from him
>>64080523
IDK what would hurt more. a true shit season where we end up in 4th places or another regular season meme and first round exit
>>64080533
it means they let the opportunity cost of not signing price/grenkie/cueto because they were betting on nigger pitching
>>64080537
obviously the playoff embarrassments hurt more
I mean, Kershaw finally got over the 7th inning hump to take the series and all the momentum back to L.A., then the offense decides to go full >RISP
fuck this team
>>64077843
>colorado pitching
that one doesnt count desu IMO
>>64080545
>grenkie/cueto
They never aimed for price and only idiots would want price after his playoff performances
Cueto is still out there and grienke was avoided by both giants and dodgers because his contract was literaly breaking bank tier , the closest out the two was dodgers at or around 190mil but was offered a bigger contract an hour later by dbacks.
Again I don't see anything wrong with what the dodgers are doing , I'm a tiger fan anyway we got our shit together
>>64080545
>wanting Price
>>64080564
>implying the team with the best payroll is baseball could not afford to overpay a proven GOAT.
>implying anything could break the dodgers bank
>>64080572
we need more WHITE players and out nigger manager towelhead GM and nigger chapmen are going to run this club into the ground.
90+ loss season incoming
>>64080564
>I'm a tiger fan anyway we got our shit together
except the fact that you have no farm system
the one pitcher you got from the mets for cespedes who wouldn't have broken their rotation =/= a farm system, although tigger fans will tell you otherwise apparently
tigers don't spend enough to function well without a farm system, the only teams able to endure that are teams that spend in the top top tier like the yankees
>>64080581
don't forget about the kike team president
>>64080564
>we got our shit together
no you fucking don't, this meme needs to end
the royals are probably still good, and the twins and indians have much better futures
the tigers really don't have their shit together, sorry m8
the window has closed and you can't even see it
>>64080581
>Using a decade old trip from /b/
>>64080581
>we need more WHITE players and out nigger manager towelhead GM and nigger chapmen are going to run this club into the ground.
THANK YOU, fucking finally someone says it.
>>64080616
is this better? whats the story on this trip?
>>64080587
>>except the fact that you have no farm system
We are getting better prospects every year for the past 2 years , we are obviously getting better
>>64080606
KC just lost half their team and will lose more over the months
they are not going to repeat this year nor will they be contenders any longer when everyone but KC is getting strongers
even the fucking tribe is getting their shit together
>>64080581
Grienke is seriously overhyped and moving to the dbacks will be his biggest mistake
>>64080629
Pedophilia
>>64080630
Greinke is too autistic to care about anything but the money
>>64080640
>>64080630
Grenkie did nothing wrong. He had a good season and went to a team that would overpay him and had a low income tax
>>64080630
Ok, name your elite prospects who will get this literal shit team to the top
>>64080653
>that pic
how embarrassing
Your #3 SP for Puig, do you take it?
>>64080681
Honestly id take a number 6 starter just to get puig the fuck out of here
>>64080716
Shut eh fuck already idiot.
>Greinke could win every game and Dbags would still finish below .500 because the rest of the rotation is literal human feces tier
>Doyers get keked out of le fastball man and replace Greinke with an aging Kuma whose arm dies halfway through the season
>Dads and Suckies remain forever irrelevent
>implying you can stop us
>>64080817
You niggers haven't gotten any better but worse, all you have is Madbum
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2015/4/8/8372963/carson-smith-pronounces-gif
>>64080817
>The Sanfagcisco Giants in any position to judge the status of another teams season, let alone rotation
Dying all over again.
Who's getting Joe "Wolverine" Beimel?
>>64080833
That's all we need
>>64080867
>That's all we need
>That's all weneed
>That's all weed
DUDE
>>64080867
Even in the NL West, I'd be really hard to get to the playoffs with just Madbum alone.
Also, is he carrying a beached whale? So that's farm boy strength
>>64080425
Damn DG, you're pretty hardcore bro. How do I get to be such a hardcore homo like yourself.
I met a traveler from a baseball site
Who said: "Two daft and headless men of dunder
Stand in an office…Near them, in the light,
Half torn, a crumpled spreadsheet lies, whose names,
And listed stats, and veneer of culled insight,
Tell that its sculptor well those scouting reports read
Which yet describe, stamped on these lifeless rows and columns,
The results that mocked them, and the season dead:
And on an article these words appear:
’M’s season, Our Z Man Dies. Read these things:
Look on his works, ye M’s fans and DESPAIR’.
Nothing besides remains. Round the decay
Of that COLOSSAL WRECK, floor-less and bare
The lone and field level stands stretch far away.
>According to the report, the incident in question involved Chapman, his girlfriend and several others and took place near midnight on Oct. 30 at Chapman's home in Davie, Florida. A dozen officers were involved, though the police report states that no arrests were made "due to conflicting stories and a lack of cooperation from all parties involved." Also, no charges have been filed.
Lmao who gives a fucking fuck deal. Is gonna go through
>>64081241
You aren't funny. This is a person's life not a game.
>>64080817
>Greinke could win every game and Dbags would still finish below .500 because the rest of the rotation is literal human feces tier
Didn't the Dbags only finish 4 games below .500 last season?
I can see them legit steal the NL West.
>>64075956
2spooky4me
>>64075956
Well I guess having to post on /mlb/ is a fate worse than hell.
doyerbro here
the bants in this thread are disintegrating my sides, even though its at the expense of my team
>>64079549
Dude was that the perfect game the umpire fucked up? On the very last out?
>>64079707
Johnny Cueto isn't murdery, but he is career-ending-kicky
>>64080128
you reap what you sow
>>64082187
Yes you stupid canafuck. That image is iconic in baseball. It's Armando Galarraga's PERFECT game.
>>64082661
Why are you so angry? Are you a poor white sox fan?
Ahahaha what?
>>64082773
Don't they let you watch old games on mlb.tv for free? I've been able to go watch Felix's perfect game on the site this year
Armando Galarraga officially retires
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2015/12/retirement-notes-jason-lane-armando-galarraga.html
>>64082879
Archived games are free for premium users and most are found on the mlb global YouTube page but I'd never seen that on demand channel.
>>64082899
Dudes been retired man, he'd been in Mexico pitching for Puebla the past couple seasons and playing winterball in Venezuela. Jim Joyce immortalized him in baseball history tho.
>>64073403
I have considerable-to-strong sexual desires directed at the girl in the right.
>>64080666
Maybin is a decent player Lucy.
>>64081241
Cubans everybody.
>>64075831
>Utah
>Oklahoma
I really hope Mussina gets in the HOF. It could use another Yankee.
Cardinals get Gyorko from the Padres for Jon Jay.
>>64083739
why the hell are all mexicans yankees fans
you live 3000 miles away, find a closer team you bandwagon fuck
>>64083764
>a closer team
Nigga I live in SE Mexico, every team is so far it doesn't matter which one is closer.
>>64083809
so why do you pick the yankees instead of a california team with much more mexican ties
>>64083764
>Padres/Dodgers/Angels fan detected
Fuck those teams, they are nothing compared to the Yankees and there's nothing wrong with bandwagoning them if you love New York
>>64083818
Because Derek Jeter ;_;
>>64083750
Cards also get 17 mil
>>64083809
>I can choose whatever team I like!
>I'll take the Yankees with muh 27 rings
>I'm a real fan
Does it make me a bad fan for kind wanting the White Sox to move to Indy so I'll only be an hour away from the game and will go to at least 30-40 games a year vs them remaining in the ghetto nigro area of Chicago(5 hours way) and only go to 3-4 games a year and praying I don't get stabbed while leaving to going to the train station?
>>64080075
>communists
>sense of responsibility or consequences
pick one
>>64083835
Are you suggesting there's any merit in choosing a lesser team?
I knew Canada was a liberal hellhole, but I didn't think it went that far.
>>64083854
Yes, now fuck off tripfag
>>64083829
>if you live New York
I guess if you love poverty and the smell of watertrash
You have to go easy on baseball fans from soccer countries, guys. Bandwagoning is how everything works in their sports world, they aren't as closely tied to regional pride like baseball fans are.
This is not really an insult btw, it's just true.
>>64083859
>Mexico
>not a 3rd world country
Pick one
>>64083865
that's fucking cold, all a tripfag means to me is:
>not clicking stupid pictures
>supporting the site
>honoring the 2015-16 best free agent catcher
>>64083909
pls delete this
:^(
>>64083868
>>64083867
post your teams if youre so tough
reminder mexishit unironically thought dean Anna would be good
>>64083943
Blow Gays
>inb4 fan since August
Bandwagon or not, at least I support the city I live in.
>>64083976
>Bandwagon or not, at least I
Literally admitting to be bandwagon.
>>64083971
He was 3rd in MAR two years ago but whatever you say buddy.
>>64083943
What's so bad about >>64083867? You don't have a local MLB team and you live in a different country, you can pick whichever one you want. 80% of all soccer fans do that anyway.
>>64084003
sorry brah didnt catch the last part baka desu senpai
>>64084003
>bandwagoning the most successful team
>what's wrong with that
>>64083995
>Yankee "fan"
The only real Yankee fans are those who live in New York.
>no mention of the Marlins apparently in talks to trade Fernandez
Woo, boys. You're such lamos.
>>64084059
Welcome to yesterday.
>>64084044
Literally liberal thinking.
>>64084082
I can't wait until trump builds the wall and kicks all of your family out
MARINERS GET HEYWARD
>>64084142
but I'm already out and have no family there
>>64084170
>check twitter
>its true
HOLY SHIT
>>64084170
>>64084197
DIPOTO
>>64084170
>>64084197
>>64084226
Sauce or didn't happen faggots
who's going to take the maeda gamble
new thread
>>64073456
>>64080479
>>64080577
Hello. Did you feel embarrassed by these posts you made, because I can see you tried to make an attempt to post them with your trip removed and it didn't work.
You did manage to remove it in the second one but still, that is highly embarrassing anon.
>>64084629
Forgot the image.
>>64084497
People don't like making new threads during this time because they have to actually update the news and people are too lazy for that.
>>64084643
>>64084629
ICE COLD
>daddy memeike likes to pee on his gf's hair
>>64084643
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
Does dg commit suicide before opening day?
>>64084857
Best part is how he realized he still had his trip on, and still responded later without it trying to hide himself. Admitting he misses daddy issues tumblr slut.
I think it's because it's the last girl he ever touched.
>>64083976
A fan since august is even worse than someone who doesn't live i the state
You choose to ignore your team for a large part of their history
>>64084897
God damn this general has gotten harsh
>>64084975
/mlb/ is the only general that isn't cu.ck enough to take the shit from their worst tripfag.
Go figure.
>>64084643
>>64084897
my sides
Would you fire 8 shots at a tripfag? You won't go to jail but you might get suspended
>>64084643
>>64084897
to be fair if i used to have a daddy issues tumblr slut to fuck and pee on i'd probably miss her
>>64085146
from 4chan?
I love golden showers
http://www.twincities.com/education/ci_29213593/st-paul-central-student-choked-science-teacher-police
I didn't know there were papelbon fans in the twin cities.
>>64084897
How the hell do you delete your name but forget to delete the trip
Like...really. How
>>64085202
Ahh the classic playoffs tripcode
>>64085202
Does this mean you're a Dbacks fan now?
>>64085357
Well, I do love snakes ;)
>tfw internet was out for most of THE GOAT /mlb/ thread this winter
>>64085634
Plenty of off season left. Plenty of things can still go wrong for the dodgers
>all this fuss about NL West
>still going to be the exact same standings as last year
Doyers
Giants
Diamondbacks
Padres
Rockies
Doyers and Giants see playoffs
NEW THREAD:
>>64085706
>>64085706
>>64085706
>>64084934
I have been a baseball fan since I was a little kid. I have always been an advocate of toronto because this is where I have lived my entire life. Choosing to "support" a team that has had the most success is the definition of bandwagon.
