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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN 80: PVZ vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194 embedded
extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
PVZ Vs Rose embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/FL33me6jGO4
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/6yvvNTPBaKU
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/aZJwY_MnRyk
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/eY2jIlzRUfE
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/FieBbPbIOWI
>Holly Holm will retire Ronda
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/8/9871286/ufc-ronda-rousey-if-i-lose-holly-holm-rematch-ill-be-done-with-everything-mma
>194 could be Aldo's Final fight
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/8/9870456/jose-aldo-retiring-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor-mma
>Edmond didn't do nothing
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/8/9870884/ronda-rousey-won-t-switch-camps-after-loss-i-m-staying-with-edmond
>Sage is natty and pfister is a faggot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/8/9869878/morning-report-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor-jose-aldo-sage-northcutt-steroid-accusations-mma-news
>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>PVZ vs Chambers
https://youtu.be/R43izVe6D5g
>Rose vs Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
Movement
>>64083996
memes
2 days till happiness
4 days till the greatest moment of our lives
Cub Swanson
>>64084015
>tfw Pearson will never be good
>>64084010
and on the 5th day?
If you have time(you probably do you're on 4chan after all), watch this video about the importance of training mewvment every single day of your life.
It's not just a meme lads. I'm glad that Conor has incorporated this philosophy and way of life in his training and opened my eyes to a whole new "movement." I look forward to embarking on this great journey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv3Y4JdgpUA
He fought 4 times
12k show/12k to win =96k
win bonus x4 = 200k
sponsorship=$2500+w/e he got for his 3 fights before the reebok deal
Reposting
>>64083978
>>64083978
>>64083962
>Holly Holm will retire Ronda
Holm is way too nice, she'll let Ronda win the rematch so as not to destroy her life. I can't see Holm being fine with killing Ronda
>>64084052
KIM POSSIBLE
>>64084022
memes
no matter who wins, there will be plenty of memes
>>64084021
Yeah I've felt that frustration too. I really wanted him to cut a warpath through to the title after TUF, but... getting heemed by Cole Miller put a dampening on that. I don't think he'll ever break through to the contender level, but he's still a damn good fighter. Will always tune in to see him bang. A British version of Jim Miller perhaps.
>>64084022
comming to terms with the fact that the best moment for a long while is over, then more fights
>>64084036
>>64084045
What's your point? Almeida is super a-typical in every way, a natural athlete with top-class training in Brazil and good management that made sure he only got to the UFC when he was ready. Good for him. He's not representative of anyone though.
I don't understand how people picks Jacare.
He has only his BJJ to win the fight.
Yoel is more explosive, has a great chin, very good striking, elite takedown and tdd, he's unpredictable...
Yoel will destroy the gator easy.
>>64084107
Yoel please
>>64084089
Fighters get paid what they are worth. Making it to the octagon doesn't make you six figures like all these new fighters seem to think they deserve. Fighting in the UFC doesn't give you inherent value. Performing like Almeida does have value.
>>64084107
Pretty much every wrestler Romero has fought has taken him down. His tdd is not elite.
>>64084107
Kennedy had Romero in SERIOUS trouble. Jacare's hands can get it done.
>>64084107
if it goes to the ground at any point (which it will) then it's an instant sub for jacare
>>64084139
Nobody held Yoel down.
>>64084152
Because he cheated, without that one moment he was getting destroyed
>>64084163
Nobody had a smothering to game like Jacare
>>64084167
>Look, if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying
Jacob Christopher Ortiz
https://youtu.be/GLDxo7CG8qo
>>64084156
Romero will heem him.
>>64084124
>Fighters get paid what they are worth.
Says the UFC. Lots of fighters disagree. Do their perspectives not matter? Fertita has said 50% of UFC revenue goes towards fighter pay. Do you, even for a moment, believe this is true?
>Making it to the octagon doesn't make you six figures like all these new fighters seem to think they deserve.
Who said they wanted six figures? John Cholish, who spoke extensively about fighter pay at the lower levels of the roster, said just five or ten thousand more to their checks would make a huge different and allow them to focus much better on their jobs.
>Fighting in the UFC doesn't give you inherent value.
Yes it does. The UFC doesn't employ people it intends to lose money on. It's the Premier League of MMA for a reason.
Why doesn't /sp/ spell it like this?
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/heme
>tfw i could heem every here
>>64084202
>"If he beats him I'll fucking cut my own dick off and throw it away"
Why does no one give a shit about what chefs/truck drivers/engineers make vs. owners/managers?
>>64084285
>le pretend to be hit by illegal kicks man
>>64084245
We aren't going to come to a consensus so I think we should just agree to disagree because I honestly don't feel like going back and forth anymore when there isn't really any room for compromise on our positions.
UNRELATED
here's Dan Hardy breaking down the 3 non title fights on the maincard of 194
http://youtu.be/kRASQt7C4ts
>>64084301
Because a high level professional athlete is a much rarer commodity than a chef/truck driver/engineer
>>64084202
>>64084285
my sides
>>64084285
That is the face of a man who doesn't drink enough water! Remember to drink plenty of water, /heem/.
>>64084325
I don't think that's the reason.
Engineers, scientists and doctors do things the majority of people can't do.
No one wants a post-work interview with them though.
>that glorious feel when I know I could literally heem anyone in /heem/
>>64084172
>"smothering" an olympic silver medalist
seems highly unlikely m8
>>64084399
I'm the only person that knows what the feels like though and that will remains the case as long as I'm around.
>>64084399
Meet me on the bridge, lets see who heems who
>>64084399
How can you heem me when I'm a black belt in movement?
>>64084399
lets get closer
>>64084375
What's the best kind of water to drink?
The BJ Penn who fouhgt Diego Sanchez was the best 155er ever
>>64084381
engineers scientists and doctors don't really risk much in their line of work
nor are they competing for success
>2015
>not having a mewvment coach
http://youtu.be/54vKGfNg7Tk
>>64084453
i think it comes down to entertainment. that's why people care.
engineers scientists and doctors are amazing but no one gives a fuck about their backroom bonuses
>>64084057
wew lad
>>64084476
I'd watch a competitive surgery circuit
>>64084381
what do you think engineers and "scientists" do?
>>64084476
the entertainment comes from the risk of losing status, respect, or just career record
Ronda is staying with Edmond
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/8/9870884/ronda-rousey-won-t-switch-camps-after-loss-i-m-staying-with-edmond
>>64084399
Listen lad. You don't have the mewvement that I posses. I'd heem you in an instant
>>64084499
iron surgeon
>we've placed tumors inside these two people in the same spot
>you have 2 hours to locate and remove the tumors
>the patients will judge you on professionalism, bedside manner, and overall discomfort levels
>>64084459
I don't see how playing spiderman with a fucking yogi is going to win him the fight
How much money did he waste?
Don't the UFC have to make all their financial documents public due to that lawsuit?
Guess we'll see just how much the fighters really get paid lol
>>64084285
>dat statement
>dat filename
My sides have been cut off and thrown away.
>>64084582
>random huezilian with homemade gear becomes #1 p4p
I have a feeling the phrase "prime Aldo" will be used a lot after 194
>>64084628
If he loses there's going to be a lot of people who will say that he was never good to begin with
>>64084446
just don't get distilled water or you'll die a slow death
>>64084446
Heavy water
>>64084665
Those people need to be drowned.
>>64084628
What is prime Aldo? Guy has one loss, and went from leg kicking early guys to grind decisions against the best while nursing injuries.
>tfw rewatching lost
>Lisa from Kingdom is in it when she was young, slim and fine
>a guard in it is called Aldo
>>64084602
No, they need to hand them to the plaintiffs lawyers and only documents that would be entered into evidence would be available it or eh public. If anybody something leaked Zuffa would ruin their lives financially. Zuffa will likely settle so nothing goes to trial and nothing is made public.
Who gonna /stop existing/ after after fight week? I will finally be able to end this suffering. It's time to slip away.
JDS looks like Walid Ismael ffs.
>>64084285
JUST
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/page/espnwrousey/in-exclusive-interview-ronda-rousey-says-not-losing-holly-holm
>>64084752
There's a whole bunch of legal bullshit involved but from what I remember Dave Meltzer saying that a lot of info is going to be rendered public anyways
>>64084779
but anon, you'll miss so much more if you permaheem yourself after fight week. think about it
Blood Orc vs Condito
Dillashit vs Knees
The return of the almighty jonny bones jones
>>64084739
Are you trying to say Aldo was never the best?
>>64084797
Fuck he's looking small too
Makes me wonder what Brock or Carwin would have looked like post-USADA
>>64084797
Is he turning into a Ferengi?
>>64084825
Damn. You're right. Can believe I forgot about Robbie, Jones and Cruz vs Snake. But I might go heem sleepy forever after Ronda/Holm 2. But after that it's bed time.
>>64084827
I'm saying it's nearly impossible to define. There's no clear sign of a fall to define a "peak".
>>64084809
>When she first showed up to train at his gym in 2010, he ignored her. The life of a fighter is tough. You make nothing. You get hurt. Training is boring and awful, the fights are in Indian casino parking lots and dingy sportsman's lodges. Tarverdyan had to make sure she wanted that life bad enough. He'd tell her to hit the heavy bag for 20 rounds to teach her patience. She kept showing up, though. At the time, she was working three crappy jobs and making just enough to pay her rent and feed Mochi. Tarverdyan started ordering extra plates of food from his favorite Armenian restaurant in Glendale, Raffi's Place, to make sure she'd eat. "She'd ask why I ordered so much," Tarverdyan says. "I told her it was an Armenian thing."
Truly the GOAT coach of all time.
>>64084245
>Fertita has said 50% of UFC revenue goes towards fighter pay
Source pls
>>64084797
hue's are so ugly
>>64084740
What character on Lost is Lisa from Kingdom? I watched Lost back when it aired but I dont remember that actress.
>>64084969
The girl who was in it for like 2 episodes, irrelevant to the plot, and got buried alive.
Fresh as fuck Fedor workout video.
Nothing of particular interest desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBpt_oeoh8s
>>64084107
jacare has amazing standup believe it or not
Just a heads up since some of you guys are alright:
I got my disability status renewal forms. If my money gets cut off someone is getting heemed.
>194 Q&A on Friday is with Holly Holm.
Pretty boring tbqphwyf
>>64085056
Disgusting
>>64085056
Are you going to run over someone with your wheelchair?
Honestly heem, do you think Sage is natty or not?
P4P Actual Factual LEGIT rankings.
1. Jon Jones.
Man beats NCAA faggots like Bader and DC. Macheater when he could hang. Shogun Rua. He's beaten the best and most varied competition.
2. Fabricio Werdum
After a short stint in Glory kickboxing Fabricio would show off his new skills against the new athletes of the UFC. In this case basketball faggot Travis "wife beater" Browne. The man finished both Meme Velasquez and Fedor.
3. Chris Weidman. I'm not on the team yet but I'm close. Man defeated Anderson Silva. Lyoto Machida. Vitor Belfort. Demian Maia before AIDS. The Huezilian killer. If he defeats Rockhold there's no reason to doubt him.
4. Dominick Cruz
5. Jose Aldo (not enough wrestlers)
6. Holly Holm
7.Ronda Rousey
8. Brendan Schaub
9. Demetrious Johnson (no competition)
10. Robbie Lawler (very beatable)
11. Yoanna
12. Sage Northcutt
13. Chad Mendes
900000. Conor McGregor
>>64085116
>do you think Sage is natty or not?
>Sage
>natty
Please.
>>64085116
Considering his dad was an 80s gymrat and linked to steroid dealers, not at all.
Not that I think PEDs are a win button and they're the only reason he's any good.
>>64085116
Honestly I think there should be no drug rules except for maybe during the actual fights
>>64085116
Probably but he has a child's mind.His first time having sex would be like "Oh boy boobies, how cool is that?"
>>64085149
>3. Chris Weidman. I'm not on the team yet but I'm close
It's too late to join the team. The last invitation was weeks ago.
>>64085177
>not wanting fighters to fight on drugs
what are you some kinda fascist?
>>64085116
dont care. steroids should be legal it makes sports more entertaining
>>64085200
i said maybe
it might ruin it if the fighter is too drunk or high
Where is parlaykek and his hot tips for this weekend?
>>64085177
>JBJ's cocaine
>>64085193
He comes from one of those weird affluent white US cookie cutter families. You can bet that he and bootchin Colby get it on once every 3 weeks when their dad deems it appropriate.
>>64085234
i don't care about cocaine
i'm thinking like bath salts
you might be too fucked up to put on a competent performance
>>64085149
Pretty good list actually
>>64084051
nothing, they try to earn notoriety amoungst fans by doing so and well getting paid 3x as much from fighting 3x as much. magny might have made more money then cain in the last 2 years.
Are the open workouts live right now?
>>64085201
>it makes sports more entertaining
What utter bullshit. If anything fights get more interesting when fighters gas, they stop being able to be so cautious.
post yfw conor uses his new mewvment and beats aldo with it
>>64085230
I'd like to to know too. He always knows where the free money is.
>>64085149
>Dominick Cruz
>number 4
the stupidity
>tfw when you will never eat comfy Italian food with Ray Longo and Matt Serra
>>64085238
>using the term cookie cutter
>shitting on whites
lenny would fuck you up bro, you should sign the no liability forms and meet him in the back of the gym
he'd give you a cleveland steamer, and probably ask you for one too
YOU KNOW WHATS NEXT
THAT WORLD TITLE IS NEXT
>>64085196
>not being /bandwagon broship master race/
Feels good when you can join and unjoin teams when I want. Feels good rooting for Sage, Almeida, Jones, DC, Conor, and the winner of PVZ / Rose, the Korean Superboy guy, Benson after the Thatch fight, and others.
>>64085193
You sound jealous
>>64084534
Welp looks like I'll be betting on Holm again.
>>64084534
so what does he have on her?
for seriousness
>>64084459
Not sure if this will make him win the fight.
>>64085300
Cookie cutter is a term that reflects their architecture.
>shitting on whites
>being this jaded about minorities
Mate, that was nationalist prejudice, not racism.
I don't into racism or your strange western paradigms.
I literally can't make it through a video with Sage in it and not smile.
>>64085116
Cody pls
>>64085285
Imagine fighters high on amphetamines, they'd literally fight through hard injuries and burn out. That's how we got Stalingrad in WW2
>>64085287
You still have that saved? Why? Seems weird and obsessive.
>>64085293
Should be lower
>Cruz best wins are against an elementary schooler named DJ and Faber
>>64085287
>this obsession
wew lad
>>64085200
>JBJ doing bumps of coke on the stool
>Nick Diaz taking fat bong rips in between rounds
Im ok with this
>>64085397
>>64085430
Transparent samefag
>>64085430
>>64085397
Give me the hot tips, bro.
>>64085456
Here's a tip: get off 4chan and find a job
>>64085430
>>64085397
Same homosexual
Kibnd of agree.
Weidman doesnt do anything for me, and no, i dont care more about huezilian fighters, but in all his title fights, his wins came with an material. Anderson Silva went full nigger in the first fight, broke his shitty leg on second, got his ass kicked striking against a not ground-prepared Vítor and machida Has been a memefighter from the get go anyway
>>64085464
I have a job. I want to reinvest my income. Where's the free money this weekend?
Is /weightcut/ VanZant the best VanZant heem?
>>64085484
Oh I meant a real job. The kind that pays enough to where you can move out of your parents' house.
>>64085482
You need to join the team now Santos. Before it's too late.
>>64085492
>you will never cum in her belly button
>>64085430
>Betting $40 to win $7
Lmaoing at you
>>64085492
>those stubby ass legs
>>64085509
I have a real job, friendo. Why do you keep trying to change the topic though? Why won't you give me your tips? Seems selfish to hold out on a bro like that. Where's the free money at?
>>64085528
Aw, little bitch is jelly he could never put up an hour's wage as a cheeky bet.
It's ok, trash. The good news is you can kill yourself whenever you decide to.
>>64085492
Paige's style reminds me a lot of Demetrious Johnson, just fucking great with her pressure and clinchwork.
>>64085549
>mfw dockbro is parlaykek
>mfw I have no face
>>64085556
Who gives a fuck. Anyone that actually cares about this TMZ shit should take their own life.
>>64085549
>as a cheeky bet
There's nothing "cheeky" about betting on someone who's odds were 1.05.
I asked you if you ever withdrew anything and you never answer, all you do during fight week is lose money.
i'll be honest heem. Conor has inspired me to take the /muewment/ movement into consideration in my training.
Instead of hitting the bag and doing drills today, i'll just mueww and get my flexibility to be as pristine as a teenage female gymnist.
>>64085586
Good lad.
https://youtu.be/F1xh-q4SSCA
New heavy hands on Aldo vs Conor
I know this is /heem/s favorite analyst duo so I got you boys covered.
>>64085556
>M:IT TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY TO BE SUCH A HUGE INSPIRATION, JOE
>J:W-what?
>M:HERB DEAN, OUR REFEREE
>>64085435
>bigfoot huffing glue out of a fucken garbage sack
>ronda's coach shooting her up with heron while fondling her tats
and so on and so forth, would make for some great threads
>>64085556
Literally don't care about who Ronda sleeps with. All I know is that I was happy she got holmed.
>>64085604
tip top kek, Goldie is such a loveable goof
>>64085604
>THERE'S THAT MOVEMENT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT JOE
>JUST AN EVASIVE, EVASIVE GUY JOE
>not caring who ronda sleeps with
I thought we were all fightfans here
Gymnastics, rings, yoga, stretching, break dancing, movement.
These are tings that motivate me.
>>64085691
really don't care unless it's with Schaub and with Callen watching
>>64085698
A kick I saw Sub Zero do in Mortal Kombat at the arcade. Box jumps. Sandbags and sandals. Game Of War. Hot Pockets. These things motivate me too.
Did someone say
Gymnastics
It is
Fantastics
>>64085698
These are a few of my favorite things
So I saw Conor is staying at a sweet pad in Hermosa Beach. Does Zuffa foot the bill or that or is that his home that he pays for?
For the anon that is super concerned about if Aldo is on American soil
https://twitter.com/ufc_brasil/status/674296477695524864
Northcutt hasn't had a carb since 2001
>>64085840
>he bought into the no carb meme
HGH , Ronda nudes, Red Ban, Bigfoot, being Humiliatrix'd, weed, Onnit, training like a fighter, warrior poets, John Wayne Parr, Chieck, Callen and Schaub. These are things that motivate me.
>>64085782
>>64085782
Zuffa pays for it. There was an altercation with Conor and Faber on TUF where he says, "When you rake in 90 million a pop, you get the little perks like that." He was talking about the Vegas house he stayed in and was inferring to his contract at the time.
any of you use UFC Rewards?
>>64085823
What the fuck happened? Looks like he got aids. His neck is all skinny and shit.
>>64085897
Im not talking about the vegas house that he stayed in for a few weeks before 184, I'm talking about his house in Hermosa Beach they showed on the most recent embedded.
>>64085939
USADA hit him hard
Coke, Deadlifting 700 lbs, instagram, twitter, oblique kicks, eye pokes.
Deez are tings that motivate me.
>>64085968
IS THIS THE BIRTH OF AN EPIC NEW MEME
>>64085939
He's off the juice.
>>64085968
Jon "the eyes man" Jones
>>64085968
He can barely squat 275 for reps.
Fuck this nigger
>>64086034
And you can?
>>64086066
Yeah I can actually, easily. He's a juicing eye poking faggot that has deadlift day 24/7
>>64086081
If I saw you face to face I would literally heem you into a living death, pussy
New embedded when?
>>64086081
>Yeah I can actually, easily
I totally believe you
>>64086099
Not that guy but anyone can achieve that with a year of proper diet and lifting. Really not that impressive of a claim.
>>64086093
Don't worry, this is even better
https://youtu.be/px53OsZgGoI
>>64086099
>275 is alot
I did 405 before I heemed my leg. Anyone can get 275 in 1 year or less
Just a reminder, the weekend officially starts in less than 26 hours
>>64084900
Agreed. That's exactly why if he loses he'd be dismissed as a mediocre fighter who'd ben fed cans and if he wins he's the GOAT and conor was a railroaded meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1xh-q4SSCA
spoiler: they both pick Aldo and Mendes
>>64086221
Um, just cause thats when the semester at your chickenshit community college ends, doesnt mean it's the start of the weekend.
>>64086322
It just kicks off the Fight Fan weekend
Colbey Northcutt ass on my dick
>>64086422
Why is she so angular
She looks like a PS1 game character model
Aldo vs mendes 2 was a great fight.
Someone won't make weight, but who?
>>64086506
Speaking of which, 300 on Aldo
>>64086422
she's really fucking tall too. she's a big girl. don't know if she could BW
>>64086521
stephens
>>64086469
crashing my sides
Who /in the team/ here?
>>64084809
>When they first starting seeing each other in April, they bonded quickly and deeply, two fighters with holes in their hearts.
>April
lol Travis was still married in April
>>64086668
>missed my last chance to join the team
I'm going to miss the McGregor meme. Only 4 more days untill he is an Irish Bisping.
>>64086469
>she
Cmon now lad
>>64086668
>tfw the team is disbanded in a matter of days
>>64086066
275 is super small. After about 6 months I was doing 5 set of 245, and I'm a 5'10 skeleton
>>64087014
>implying
He will use his muevment to paralyze Aldo just like he did Siver. Obviously Siver isn't on Aldo's level but Aldo will hesitate to finish McGoat in 2 rounds and will likely go for a submission after the second. This is all if McGregor doesn't knock Aldo out in the second round (there's no way he's doing it in one desu).
>>64087123
his movement is what will make him lose.
He thinks that new age stuff will transform him into Jackie Chan in Rumble in the Bronx except just like aikido it doesn't work in real life.
>>64087108
Why would that happen? Literally doesn't make any sense.
Anybody else completely on the fence about the two title fights?
Like, either man could win either one and I think both of them are going to be very close.
>>64087218
it's all over for you and Piss in a few days lad, I can't wait. Gloatposting in every thread until you livestream heeming yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-TJol4_Ryk
>>64087259
Aldo 1st round sub
Rockhold 3rd round sub
simple
>>64087259
Join the team.
>>64087270
When Rockhold gets knock out what will you do with yourself?
>>64087315
Get fucked that fight is going to decision
>>64087270
I'm confused. Why would I be upset about all of you doubters getting btfo?
>>64087259
I can see Chris vs. Rockhold being like Rory vs. Lawler tbqh.
>>64087354
>>64087442
Rockhold is going to win the fight boys, best wrap your heads around it now so you don't cry too much on Saturday
>>64087468
yeah because they both excel in the jab department you fucking cretin
>>64087434
Rockhold is getting heemd
>>64087218
funny how rockhold says weidman's striking is awkward but meanwhile he froze up stiff as a board when vitor threw the headkick and got nailed like a tee-ball.
>>64087503
Chris isn't that good tbph
What do you think of this bet lids?
>>64087495
I don't want to upset you, but somebody needs to tell you the truth. Rockholds only shot at a belt is moving to bellator. The Chris will be around for a while. Also, I won't make any promises about crying, I may shed a single tear of joy when The Chris wins.
>>64087307
Oooh, are we doing this?
>>64087683
Dummies like you aren't worthy talking to t
>>64087748
another one for the collection that's approaching 3 figures
>>64087833
i can't wait
why is it still Tuesday?
>>64088489
Cause fuck you
>>64088508
You're a terrible human being, you know that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLkzw14zxgE
frankie looking like my gramps
>>64088540
Atleast i'm not you
>>64088489
>>64088508
Pack it in you fucking poofs.
>>64088577
I'll pack you in lad and then we'll see who's the poof eh?
>>64088559
only in your wildest dreams sunshine
>>64088549
>12 week training camp
What is fronkie doing
i want to bet on fights for the first time. should i use draftkings or just do a conventional parlay?
>>64088644
Mendes is kill
>>64088644
shortening his lifespan by the look of it
>>64087683
STOP DOUBTING HIM
>>64087685
The bookies are grateful for your business
>>64087683
Uh huh, and Rockhold is better how?
>>64088858
Rockhold isn't better.
>>64087685
I guess parlaykek has been giving somebody tips
rockhold has a better ground game and better stand up
i see him rocking chris with a lhk and finishing the fight with the rear naked
Weidman has better ground game and stand up than Rockhold.
I see him knocking Rockhold out cold with an elbow.
>>64085570
it's pretty fucked up m8
it means it's Ronda's fault that Travis kicked the shit out of his wife
I refuse to click ronda links, but I wanted to know if Holly actuakky broke her jaw
>>64089135
dana keeps saying no but the rest of the world says yes
>>64089012
how nice of you to show your lack of mma knowledge, if you have any questions feel free to ask!
>>64088951
i train at serra longo and ive seen weidman completely shut down world champion BJJ competitors in straight BJJ and seen him go toe to toe with wonderboy. i think youd be surprised
What's going on hombres. It's me Matt Serra. My girl Roxanne Modafferi posts on here and told me to check this place out. It's pretty neat. I'm currently on the road wrapping up Looking for a Fight. We're going to find CM Punks future opponent too. I mention it because I heard you guys love WWE. Anyway I talked with Chris. He said no one could get on the team anymore. I talked to him and he's extended his hand and allowing anyone who hasn't been able to join due to family commitments, work, etc. But only for a limited time. You can join the team only if you reply to this post with a (You)
>>64089174
I clearly know more than you, dumb dumb.
Who /just gotta make it to Saturday/ here?
>>64088728
Parlay. Draftkings is for goofs
>>64089288
/just gotta make it to Thursday night/
>>64088945
what is parlaykek? I make my own picks like a true fightfan
Brehs am I the only one that feels as though rockhard has no personality? Every interview he has is the most uninteresting boring stuff?
How could you cheer for him?
I can't wait
Have you seen Edmond's MMA fight? Is he elite?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3haeym
>>64089204
nice try. though they are shooting again soon. cm punk's opponent as another celeb is the funiest yet best possible idea.
ufc does have a fighter with little to no pro mma fights. like freddie serrano
>>64089743
They really are using the looking for a fight show to find cm punks opponent. It they are off the road now I believe.
>>64088487
There is a direct correlation between how fat and ugly she got and how bad she got at fighting
>>64089692
Sullying the "Diamond" nom de guerre.
Also, this scrub:
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Dominic-Gutierrez-51247
>>64089962
She didn't get bad at fighting, she just got outfought by a better striker who's a nightmare of a matchup for her.
That said, it does take a lotta energy to be a Rockstar (Read: All her outside obligations probably led to her not being as focused on her training camp)
>>64089692
Idk about elite but he was very playful in there
>>64090141
he was pretty flowy too
>>64086668
joined after Memechida
>>64090228
Probably puts all sorts of weird shit in his oatmeal
>>64084152
This hasn't been relevant in a while had he not held onto Yoel's gloves he would've never been in that situation then after getting put in that position he knocked his ass out. Idk why people are sleeping on so many good fighters..
>>64083962
>MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/FieBbPbIOWI [Embed]
The last 40 seconds of this had me in tears
>>64090481
Not that Strayan but the stool thing was pretty awful
>ALDO VS MCGOOBS STRAWPOLL
Lets sum up the hopes and dreams and break out the red panties for the bragging rights.
http://strawpoll.me/6215271
>http://strawpoll.me/6215271
http://strawpoll.me/6215271
>http://strawpoll.me/6215271
http://strawpoll.me/6215271
Daily reminder:
-conor's knee is fucked, its why he's doing interpretive dance with that yogi guy instead of training
-conor is feeling the pressure but he really believes he can put also away early so it wont be a factor
-conors coach john Kavanagh doesn't share this and the two have had arguments over it, but ultimately he's behind him for better or worse
-Conor has had several meltdowns during camp and wrecked the place
-a long layoff or possible retirement depending on surgery and the extent of the damage await win or lose
>>64090481
Romero is extremely powerful and unpredictable but his technique is awful and he slips all over the place. Jacare is going to make him look like a bum.
Does Pepsi Man have a chance at all /heem/?
>>64090962
So you think Conor will lose?
>meltdown
What?
>>64090481
damn that's some dirty boxing shit
>>64091021
I truly hope he gets knocked out 10x as bad as Ronda did
>>64090687
It was under 30 seconds and I know that's a fair amount of time to recover and get your head back and hey had Tim put him there legit I'd maybe see where you're coming from but as it stands I'm glad cheating Kennedy got put down
Only thing that'll make me happier is if JBJ gets blinded in a fight then comes and continues raping people while blind
>>64090962
source?
>>64091021
Why didn't he just get a coke tattoo?
>>64090962
>le conor knee is fucked at every fights meme
Not a single proof everytime it was claimed.
Conor and his camp are liars
>>64091150
Because it wasn't as straight [spoiler]EDGE[/spoiler]
>>64090962
>conors coach john Kavanagh doesn't share this and the two have had arguments over it
That he can put Aldo away early?
>-a long layoff or possible retirement depending on surgery and the extent of the damage await win or lose
Then why the talk about an another title fight after this on?
>>64090962
give details about such meltdowns m8
>>64091102
>JW uses codewords from their corner
>some could mean eyepoke or knee stomp
Is Rockhold correct in his assessment that the Chris is the product of good timing? Has he just been beating on hues past their use by date?
>40 year old spider
>memechida
>no juice vitor
>>64090962
Glad to see you've realized McGoobie will lose and have started the damage control
>>64091264
If anyone was it was Anderson Silva
>>64091264
>be like Rockhead
>biggest win is over machida
>lose to vitor
I agree with Rockhard, those guys suck.
who /hype/ for Tim "Dank" Means?
Conor will destroy Jose.
Conor moves faster
Conor is huge
Jose lookinh tiny as fuck since USADA
Jose has a glass body and chin. 1 just 1 meme kick to the ribs and it's over for Jose
Conor trains at an actual gym with legit fighters and Aldo has broken Renan and Claudio
Jose chin is almost gone as show in the Mendes fight
Conors chin is made of diamonds
Conor has better boxing whereas all Aldo has is Muay Thai which if Conor checks kicks Jose will be exposed.
Just give him the belt now. After that he's coming for that fuckboy Sage and RDA
>>64091583
Thank you for this information!
>>64091583
>Conor trains at an actual gym with legit fighters
tip top kek
I do agree with most of the other things though
>>64084083
He's the king of the prelim fighters
>people doubting Yoel
Disgusting.
Can we discuss how Mendes will fare against Frankie?
>>64091583
>Jose has a glass body and chin
What are you talking about?
He have never been heemed.
>Jose chin is almost gone as show in the Mendes fight
>Conors chin is made of diamonds
Conor probably got the better chin now t-b-h and he hits harder. Still crazy to say that Aldo have a glass chin.
>>64091021
I'm the only one on /sp/ who has actually trained with Punk at Roufusport and is a pro fighter.
He has a chance at beating the scrublords of the division for sure. Big negatives are that he has the body of a typical 40ish male due to lmaostraightedge and exploding knees so no takedowns. Big positives are that he has a phenomenal attitude and his striking/control gets better every day. He ain't facing Robbie Lawler when his shot comes. He'll be facing an old and busted journeyman on a win streak. You'll be surprised at how good he does, win or lose.
>>64091583
Does anyone have the manlet uppercut webm
How would Rumble vs Gus II go?
>Luke Rockhold shaking his dick on the UFC snapchat
kekd pretty hard family. the snapchat account is: ufcglobal
>>64091583
>Conor moves faster
Ho boy here we go
>>64088487
>le best in the ever superwomyn
>le once in a lifetime professional """athlete""" that doesn't even lift
>le once in a ever combat sport """athlete"""" that literally doesn't even do roadwork
>doesn't lift
>doesn't run
>doesn't know how to meueoowve
>expects to walk over anyone that comes her way
fucking euphoric le trve boxing dumbasses
>Conor has a great chin
Where does this meme come from? How many completely clean shots have we see McGregor take to the jaw? I definitely recall Mendes landing a few, but considering he gassed in the 1st round it's not really fair to say those were the best strikes a typical Mendes would have to offer.
>>64091769
You may think it's all talk but when your toes curl and I celebrate you will know I can heem every here.
>Jose has a glass body and chin
>has never been heemed
>has won at least six 5 round fights
>>64091905
Dude, his chin is great. Mendes melted veterans like Guida and Elkins with but a few clean punches, McGregor was moved back but wasn't close to being knocked over. I say this as someone who thinks Aldo is going to sail past him.
>>64091727
Good, I think that Mendes' TDD will cancel out Fronkies takedowns and Mendes will make it a stand up fight, where he will dominate and maybe even get a KO somewhere in the 2 or 3rd round. If not then he will slow down and Fronkie will amp up and it will come down to a decision that could go either way.
>Doubting Yoel
I'm doubting his weight cut tbqphwyf
I just got into Vegas last night. Been hearing rumors of Rockhold messing up his shoulder around town all day.
>>64092046
He had a 2 week camp
Trying getting into top physical form in 14 days
>>64091817
Am I allowed to comment or will I just be disregarded and kekposted?
>>64092092
>literally asking permission to post
You're living the meme
>>64092086
True enough. He was clearly throwing everything behind his shots, still.
I've been hearing Rockhold's preemptive excuses too and I don't believe them. He's just not confident he can beat Weidman even though Weidman is off the juice and Rockhold's presumably still on.
Frankie soundly beats Mendes 49-46. Conor KO's Aldo in round 2.
>>64092086
Does not affect strenght as much as it does endurance
>>64091264
Maybe but he's still really fucking good, I think both of them are in for the fight of their life.
YOU KNOW WHATS NEXT
THAT WORLD TITLE IS NEXT
>>64092163
No reason to post if noone will take it seriously
>>64092188
Three (and wrong) terrible opinions, wow.
>>64092204
Tbqh family Rockhold is going to get KO'd early. He doesn't have the skill to control Weidman with his wrestling and he's going to gas in 2 minutes trying to keep him down. Econoweidman easily defeats anyone not named Jacare.
Jose has a glass body. He was fucked up in the Hominick fight. Broke his foot for the KZ fight. Got hurt and the second Chad fight rescheduled. He's probably going into this fight with injuries because no more HGH powers. I could see him breaking something and the fight being stopped. Or getting knocked out like Reem and Bigfoot because no more roid chin.
>>64091264
How is Rockhold gonna pull that card when his biggest win is over Machida?
Let's see who else he's faced
>Bisping
>Boestch
>Costas
>Tim Kennedy
Are you kidding me nigga. All these guys are in their mid to late 30's.
He's a bigger product of great timing than Weidman, and AKA is the worst training camp in all of MMA.
>>64092316
not even funny
1/10
>>64092244
You'll see soon enough. Aldo is gotten to and won't be able to even land one damaging strike against Conor. He will retire after the fight just as he was planning to do before.
>>64092334
>B-But muh Cain and DC
Literally the biggest meme
>>64092368
>Aldo is gotten to
great analysis bro! he's in his head! good call!
you're dumb and boring
>>64092334
he also beat jacare senpai
>>64092512
>He beat Jacare
Never seen the fight then i see
>>64092392
Heh I have $20k on Conor and will be placing even bigger bets on him if the line shifts to Aldo. I won a lot of that $20k by dropping a g on Holly so I think I understand fighter psychology better than you. Enjoy your wageslavery and shariah law while I'm out making your yearly salary in one bet.
>>64086668
i was on the team after the munoz elbow that was brutal
>>64092512
He lost that fight
>>64092591
FIght psychology means jack shit man how many dollars you lost betting on diaz against gsp or sonnen vs silva
>>64092591
>Pinning his Holly Holm winnings on Magrega
Wew lad
>>64091905
he is taking shots from featherweights so they dont hit as hard, I recall conor saying that he was taking shots from a bantamweight (mendes) so less damage taken. It would be a differenct story for conors chin if he faced someone like hendricks, lawler or woodley.
>>64092580
the decision is bs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0x9CmrzCSM
i guess i'll watch and see
>>64092580
you can stop with this meme m8 you do it everytime and are wrong everytime
>>64092685
Yeah Jacare won
>>64092685
try this one senpai its not like watching through a spider's eyes or a kaleidoscope
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xu53t7_ronaldo-jacare-souza-vs-luke-rockhold_sport
>>64090859
>70%-30% favoring Aldo
I thought it was much more even than this.
>>64092818
why? Pretty sure the votes for Conor were ironic as well
>>64091040
>>64091256
frustration, everything was withing his grasp then he fucked his knee, he's just lost it and smashed his place up a few times
>>64091103
I'm friends with someone close to his camp
>>64091242
>That he can put Aldo away early?
that he should be fighting at all
>Then why the talk about an another title fight after this on?
this should be a no brainer, the best way to keep rumours of injuries away is to act like there's nothing wrong.
>>64092818
I won't be surprised to see Conor win, but I see Aldo having a lot more paths to victory.
I dont see aldo winning, he beat mendes by decision while conot knocked him out in 2 rounds. The only way aldo will win in by a boring mayweather type decision.
>>64092880
You are going to have a lot of explaining to do after Conor wins with no knee problems at all.
Oh look, it's another ronda/Connor/pvz/cmpunk thread
Joe is live with Whitney Cummings
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>64092918
inshalla il'akwaan
>>64092927
>Female comedian
No thanks
>>64092927
Joe is an uninteresting unfunny faggot. Fuck off
>>64092880
Can you provide any sort of proof? You can make us all a lot of muney. Do you at least know which knee is in question?
>>64092918
the casuals have descended upon us
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/7/9863540/cris-cyborg-will-face-daria-ibragimova-not-cindy-dandois-at-invicta-15
So Cyborg isn't attempting to make the cut to 140, can we have a catchweight fight against Rousey. It will let Rousey showcase her ELITE LEVEL STRIKING and allow her to prove that she was "exhausted" when she fought Holm.
>>64092880
you're starting to piss me off with your bullshit lad
>>64092979
old news
>>64092977
At least if the world adopted Sharia Law then there would be no woman comedians
>>64092927
>that obnoxious cackle
fucking nope
>>64092963
Not him obviously, but everyone in the know knows it's Conor's left knee (his back knee). It's very typical for a southpaw striker too. When he kicks he has to fully extend his back leg fast and sharp. It was bound to happen desu.
>>64092963
gde u srbiji mozes da se kladis na mma meceve ?
>>64092913
well obviously if such an event transpired I would be a liar, well my source would be a liar but that's splitting hairs, I really believe he can put aldo away early, that's what they're hinging on.
>>64092963
dude how the fuck could i prove it? think of these things jesus. it's the same knee, with knee injuries a minority are lucky and can recover, an even smaller minority of that minority are professional athletes.
>>64092987
do something about it, take the head off your shoulder
>>64093016
Made me close the tab tbqh
>>64093019
omottan da
>>64093031
*recover to 90+%
>>64089667
This might come as a shock to you, but some of us are more interested in how a person performs as an athlete in their sport than how the conduct themselves in interviews. It's the Ultimate Fighting Championship, not the Ultimate Interviewing Championship.
I like him for the same reason I like Jon Jones: he put Machida to sleep.
>>64088487
>this is what Travis looks at while giving her backshots
Who has worst luck than Travis? Fucks this hog then she gets btfo into irrelevancy
>>64093053
>It's the Ultimate Fighting Championship, not the Ultimate Interviewing Championship.
You wouldn't know it going by 2015 so far
>>64092927
whitney has said funny things at roasts
joe has never said anything funny
>>64093089
DOLLA DOLLA BILLS Y'ALL
>>64093089
>Ronda Rousey has ELITE level striking
>implying
>>64093057
If Travis manages to lose to Mitrione I will laugh myself into heart failure
>>64092991
Yea, thanks pham
>>64092736
>>64092799
we;; i see rockhold winning 3,4,5 becuase jacare gassed
but he dot his ass kicked in rounds 1 and 2 and it was a pretty shit fight. also one homer judge gave rockhold every round
>>64093121
Mitrione is going to rekt Travis
>>64093019
Nisam siguran, ali mislim da ili Meridijan ili Mozzart. Pre bi rekao Mozzart jer oni sponzorišu MMA klub CZ i ujedno je vlasnik dobar drugar za Rođom koji je predsednik saveza.
Sada ću da izvalim pa ti javim.
Ja se inače kladim preko druga u Lesteru.
>>64092991
truthfully that's a shitty uppercut. you should whip the arm not rip it upwards. look at the lead uppercut from almedia or lawler. or osp/cummins
>>64093019
Meridian.
https://meridianbet.rs/#!standard_betting;leagueIDs=559
>>64092799
anyone else watching this now?
i've got jacare up 2-0 after 2, i'm really impressed by luke's grappling tho desu
So is the knee the one Conor hurt in the Holloway fight? Or is it his other knee? Are his fans gonna make excuses for him and call start saying Healthy Conor like Low Altitude Cain?
>>64093139
I think Travis's striking variety and movement will be too much for Matt, and he should win handily unless Edmond has managed to unteach him everything he learnt with Jackson and Wink
>>64093187
>Le Travis striking
>Literally get butchered on the feet by both Big Foot and Arlovski
>>64093089
it's amazing how true this is
I've probably listened to dozens of JREs in full and I can't remember one thing he's said that's had me laughing out loud--maybe only a giggle at most.
>""""""""""comedian"""""""""""
meanwhile Based Schaub is always hilarious
>>64093186
inside 4 mins
>>64093031
A screen capped convo would be enough for me to put on a cheeky 10 euros on Aldo tbqph.
>>64093205
Bigfoot and Arlovski are really good
Well, Bigfoot was good
>>64084914
when u feed a stray they never leave baka
>>64093235
spoke to this guy person, sorry m8
>>64093177
e hvala ti burazeru nestvarno kako mi je promaklo :) bio sam uveren da nema toga kod nas. uzivaj u narednim danima :) bice dobro
>>64093186
Or like Two Week Mendes
>>64093307
Ništa buraz, gledaj da zaradiš! Ja hoću da vidim da li ovaj mrtvi irac sere ili je legit pa da stavim 1000 kinti na jebenog Alda. Jebem ti život.
Uživaj i ti.
>>64093235
Don't worry m8, it's just some weirdo looking for attention. The same creep from the other night who was trying to do a psychoanalysis of McGOAT, saying he had narcissistic personality disorder
Rutten would pick the Wide Man to win over Stoneclasp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlGvos3K6D0
>>64093365
But the odds on Aldo are good and I want to believe.
Fuck it, I've been on team McGoobs since the Brimage fights, I'm going for broke here.
EIRE
>he had narcissistic personality disorder
How could someone possibly give enough of a fuck to care what Condors problem is.
>>64093365
no I'm not, no need to be salty, just reporting the facts, but whoever said he had narcissistic personality disorder, I mean that's not a very insightful observation is it? it's like saying jon jones is black.
FRESH EMBEDDED LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFAMxmPDEFE
>>64093460
first
>>64093181
jacare gasses and it's more of the same, but jacaer not rocking hold as much
>>64093460
noice
>>64093460
>calibongs
ITS HERE LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFAMxmPDEFE
>>64093420
It's the same guy who was bullshitting about Connor being a closeted homo and didn't provide proof, only ONE Irishman here provided proof and he said Connor was fucking fat sluts and doing coke along with those 2 pics he sneaked
>>64093460
"There's a difference between me and weidman and that's machida"
conveniently forgetting Vitor
>ceramics class
>>64093516
how the fuck am i going to get proof of conor being gay, video him fucking me? think about these things ffs
>>64093503
>opens with Rockhold talking about making bongs in high school
>transitions into Weidman at church
That contrast... was this directed by Kubrick himself?
>>64093186
Conor having issues with a knee injury isn't too hard to believe tbqh. He most likely fought Mendes on the same injury that couldn't have possibly healed if he's training for Aldo straight after.
Aldo is the champion in no small part because he only fights when he's completely healthy. If McGregor has problems with that knee then he's in serious trouble, after a few rounds Aldo will have blasted it.
>>64093460
>dat movement
>>64093516
>only ONE Irishman here provided proof
I know m8, and thats what make me bite down on the bait so hard.
>>64093460
Rockhold house looks kinda shitty for someone that rich
>>64093460
Worse case scenario for Conor is he can become a street performer
>>64093549
Other guy posted proof that he was hanging out with Connor....
>OH BTW guys bet the house on Connor,I met with Jose Aldo, he's actually president Barrack Obama and secretly cross dresses so he's also Hilary Clinton, anyways Jose Aldo is having huge problems during his camp due to all the Isis attacks and having to make public speeches about it so he is really out of shape bet the house on Cody Phister, oh btw Aldo is also Sage Northcutt so betting on Cody "the sister" Phister will pay you a fuckton!!! Trust me I have an insider!!!
>Seriously thinking some Irish potato knows shit
>>64093585
>>64093620
oh wow, he's in frame with girls, I thought i went over this already...... look guys, if i was stupid I'd be posting this on twitter, facebook, reddit etc. but I dont care if people believe or not, that's why I'm posting it on the figurative ass end of nowhere, believe what you want guys, doesnt bother me any.
>>64093620
>>OH BTW guys bet the house on Connor,I met with Jose Aldo, he's actually president Barrack Obama and secretly cross dresses so he's also Hilary Clinton, anyways Jose Aldo is having huge problems during his camp due to all the Isis attacks and having to make public speeches about it so he is really out of shape bet the house on Cody Phister, oh btw Aldo is also Sage Northcutt so betting on Cody "the sister" Phister will pay you a fuckton!!! Trust me I have an insider!!!
Do you actually expect anybody to believe that?
UFC 194 POST FIGHT PRESS CONFERENCE STARTING SOON
GET IN HERE LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjXHai7M7oU
>>64093661
if you dont care why post it in the first place
>>64093661
>ass end of nowhere
Well now you're just being rude. Everyone knows that /heem/ is the sole center of the known universe.
one of you fags were going to ask for it...
>>64093753
I am de pound fer pound greatest flamenco dancer in de universe
>>64093753
lyl
>>64093689
just thought i'd share it, i mean look at this,
>>64093460
>>64093503
he's doing fuck all, that ido guy was a terrible idea, plus cutting weight without iv is going to KILL conor, he can deffo put aldo away, but this i'm going to be watching through my fingers the whole time, it's on a knife-edge
>>64093567
>>64093753
>was this directed by Kubrick himself?
>kubrickhimself.webm
>>64093588
He has two homes. One in San Jose near AKA and one in Santa Cruz where he's from. I've never been inside a surfer's home that didnt look run down and shitty.
>>64093753
Conorio Gregorio
>>64093753
Kavanaugh wasn't lying when he said Conor was going to bring things to the octagon we had never seen before.
>>64093157
na web stranata na mozzart nemozam da najdam nisto za kladenje na UFC
mozda ke izleze so biltenot vo petok, neznam
mozda vo betcity ke moze, tamu ima sve
>>64093753
knee looks alright to me
>>64093420
I think with Conor and Ronda both, when you win fights that decisively, how are you supposed to talk?
Ronda might actually have some kind of paranoia issue. I really haven't seen anything like that from Commander McGoat.
>Conor's injured that means it will be a close fight now!!
he literally stood zero chance with a bionic body lads get real
>>64093753
He's just playing mind games at this point
>dancing in the sand
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3W6yf6c-FA
>duran duran = cro cop
>=Mcgregor is going to KO Jose with a left head kick
>>64093753
jesus christ, when he loses he's gonna get meme'd on mercilessly
>>64093460
Which one of you wrote this?
>>64093861
>when you win fights that decisively, how are you supposed to talk?
Classy and humble because the wheel turns one day.
>>64093868
at 100% he walks through aldo like he's not even there, aldo got a lucky decision against mendes, he got knocked on his ass by mendes, his time is over.
>>64093907
nobody cares about muh classy muh humble fighters fuck off reddit
>>64093907
So what? If you lose you lose.
>'oh no, people on the internet will be mean to me if I don't always win'
>>64093845
Imas na Meridian, proverili smo. Vidi >>64093177
Nema komplet fightcard nego pojedinačni mečevi, ali dobro je to.
>>64093460
>>64093503
what the fuck is a dedication ceremony, do xtians not babtise their kids in majorca?
>>64093460
>That bong Rockhold made in high school
Sick as shit
This movement shit that conor is doing on the sand might be the gayest shit since sucking a cock
>>64093933
nema meridian tuka lol
Rockhold and CM are getting btfo soon.
>>64093941
probably some meme denomination
>>64093930
Cocky people don't change. Look at Ronda interview, she learned nothing. They still think they're the best even when they lose.
If you can't evolve you won't stay at the top
>>64092062
>maybe even get a KO
o i am laffin
>>64093952
Sranje, haha. A sigurno negde ima. Ja sam poprilično siguran da mozzart ima. Kao da pamtim da smo sastavljali opkladu tamo jednom.
>>64093951
kinda have to agree m8
but if he beats aldo with it we cant really talk shit
>>64093989
>kenya
>laughing
How?
>>64094007
thinkingformyselfishard.jpg
>>64094007
>sun admires Deity.jpeg
>>64093988
Well, she's still insisting that Holly 'punched' her at weigh-ins and referring to Holly as a 'chick', kind of strange. And she said she'll retire if she loses again, but Ronda's been talking about retirement for a while now.
>>64093941
He literally explained it in the video, you idiot.
>>64094051
Whats the difference between that and a baptism? Also, what denomination is Weidman?
Also, why are they conducting a ceremony in a movie theater? Do they not have a proper church for the champion to attend?
>>64093753
Could you do a 7 second clip from the embedded where McGregor is doing those ridiculous twirls then just starts crawling? It's from 6:09-6:16
>>64093907
worked for fedor right? humblest man in MMA and people still trash his legacy. fuck off idiot. fans should encourage fighters to be themselves not conform and recluse.
>>64094080
Fedor always looked so small in the Pride ring but you put him next to normal people and you see that he's a beefy motherfucker goddamn
>>64093460
>mcgoat working with his mewvement coach again
>walking on railings and rolling in the sand
kek i wonder how much the mewvement coach is getting paid
>>64094080
Dont pretend to be dumb with me, Ratko.
>>64094085
people trash his legacy because he never fought in the UFC and because a lot of people are into "the flavour of the moment" and change side to follow the hype.
>>64092965
you have to /heem/ Robbie before his blood meter fills up.
>Rockhold is DUDE WEED
>Weidman is in a church
>I skipped Aldo's part
>Mewvment
>tfw i could heem every here
>>64094134
>won a local art contest with a bong
pretty savage
>>64094090
He's actually bretty small. I met him in Belgrade in 2013 and I was shocked at how small he actually is, by contrast, out of competition Cro Cop is huge! I met him as well later that year.
Fedor just never cut weight, if he did, he could probably make middleweight.
>>64094136
I could delete your chin
>>64094109
Humor me.
You guys are stupid if you honestly take this muewment shit by McGregor seriously. What I mean is, the guy is trying different approaches to fighting but that doesn't mean he's going to dance in the Octagon.
All hard training was done for the fight a couple of days ago. Conor is simply using his movement to stay calm and collected. I bet some of you keks didn't know that consistent movement of the human body is a form of deep meditation and a highly skilled one at that. It takes the mind some place else away from it all when you consistently practice your movement.
Meme his approach all you want but I can't help but think that this guy is a true Mixed Martial ARTIST.
>>64094149
and they say weed isn't a PED
>Tyson Fury stripped of title
http://espn.go.com/boxing/story/_/id/14323951/tyson-fury-stripped-ibf-belt-declining-vyacheslav-glazkov-bout
England on suicide watch
>>64094189
Bullshit ruling
>hurr your should be stripped because you want to fight the best and not some tin can
>>64094111
you're just gonna ignore my point? being humble and classy got fedor no where. after he lost he fuckin' got trashed by fans + fighters. negative people are attracted to people who great positive things and float over them like vultures waiting for their last breath. fighters that express themselves naturally have more fans and more fags following them with pitchforks
>>64094189
not news senpai
>>64094172
Ido pls, no one is going to sign up for your mewvement classes
>>64094218
Does this guy remind anyone else of the yoga instructor from GTAV?
>>64094189
>IBF
>/care
>>64094218
>>64094240
He kind of looks like the guy Aldo brought in to help he prepare for Conor
That memekicker
NEW THREAD
>>64094278
>>64094278
>>64094278
>>64094189
Tyson Fury isn't English m8
He's a gypsy
>>64094307
That's not what literally English /sp/ poster had been claiming since he won
>not owning an inebriation calibration platform for drunken heems
>>64092965
i love the diaz bros
>>64091769
Is he really straight edge?
>>64093460
>conors training
top fucking kek
>>64093460
>dat bong story
rooting for Rockhold now
>>64092965
these niggaz is swang swangin
>>64084797
>The more you know.
Thanks professor!
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