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>>64057788
checked
>>64057788
Kane Dubs, confirming he is a very good hockey player
Why are you do mad at les habitantes?
Ducks weeeeen
"Connor's Better" chant in Edmonton right now.
Kikel btfo
>>64057899
First thing Edmonton has gotten right imo
>>64057899
They're not wrong
>tfw you fall on your ass on the ice next to qts
Hold me bros.
>>64057941
>not asking them for skating lessons
>>64057941
Just tell them you're practicing your embellishments.
>>64057941
As long as you weren't wearing a cage like a cückold, you'll be fine
>>64057899
Too bad McGlass will never play a full season
>>64057965
Yeah but they weren't better skaters than me. I was just trying to do some sharp cross overs and lost an edge, then did this crazy arm flailing thing, then fell.
>>64057978
It was public skate, I was only wearing skates.
>>64057985
Reported
>>64057906
>>64057985
chicken>pig
le second overall bust man
>>64058052
Why is Buffalo still so bad?
>>64058089
City is cursed
>>64058089
Intentionally tanked two years in a row and got keked out of the first overall both times. Got keked out of Babcock. Picked up trash like Kane and Lehner with overpayments. GM throws a hissy fit when he loses the lottery.
>>64058089
Because they have shit cab drivers who don't even give exact change.
Do you know who I am mother fucker? Do you know who I am!?
>oilers 3 points of the playoffs
>no mcjesus for over a month
>Connor's better
Eichel btfo
>>64058177
That's because people in buffalo can't count. Ask them how many cups+super bowls they've won and they'll just look at you with a blank look on their face.
>>64058203
Poopalo on pooicide watch
>>64058151
They deserve this
Fucking intentional tanking shitters. Loving the laffs style rebuild though
Peter Chiarelli
@FakeOilersGM
Just had a chat with Tim Murray.
Tim: hey, why's Connor McDavid not playing for you tonight?
Me: I could ask you the same thing.
Tim: ...
>>64058089
its like edmonton
>city is hockey crazy, no free agents want to go their because of media
>city is a frozen hell hole, no free agents want to make their family live their unless they get overpaid like mad
>the Avs are squandering the best talent in the league
>Sakic will never fire Roy's sorry ass like he should
>>64058274
What the fuck does Roy even do for the organization anymore, besides siphon their shekels
>>64058303
Teaches them meme qmjhl hockey tactics that don't apply to professional hockey
Edmonton and Buffalo are the exact same place except one has a winning football team
>>64058321
is that just pulling the goalie early or does he have other memes
>>64058303
He's a retarded coach who won an award for having the luckiest team in the league. Once that luck ran out... See picture.
>>64058321
You'd think one of the most highly revered goalies in NHL history would have something relevant and useful to offer.
>>64058331
the 0-16 lions could BTFO an all star CFL team any day of the week
>>64058361
Good players don't make good coaches
>>64058371
>implying that was my point
>>64058361
Maybe towards goaltending although his style is not really relevant today. And this>>64058383
>>64058383
Especially when they're alcoholic Frenchies
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=151067
Why are Flames fans so retarded?
>Meme out a couple wins
>WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS
>>64058383
the best coaches in any sport were the people who were not that talented and had to grind and work their ass off to even stay in the league for a year or two
>>64058508
Yes, that is true
>>64058361
I mean Wayne was a terrible coach too
>>64058371
>loins
>>64058490
>in last place
>we cup nao
>flim flams
>>64058508
Babcock had to go to England just to keep playing
>>64058490
Zero western Canadian teams will make the playoffs.
>>64058508
True but being a terrible player doesn't make you a good coach. See Eakins, Dallas for an example
>yfw bolts miss the ploffs
>>64058673
they wont
found a cozy looking 70s Soviet hockey sweater
I wanna get it, but am afraid of looking fedora in it...
>>64058695
So don't do it
>>64058673
plz com bak Gally
>>64058687
>mfw the bolts are the worst team in florida
Find the best Jersey from your team and post it
http://m.nhluniforms.com/
>>64058739
no theyre not, panthers will regress back to usual shit soon.
>>64058837
Sorry faggot but your team is the worst in the state.
At least you have grocery store sandwiches
https://vine.co/v/i7nwKquYH55
>the crematorium of jewck kikel
>>64058972
>kikel
>mcmeme
>oilels
>buffalel
Why don't you support the BEST TEAM IN HACKEY
Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>64058972
>the synagogue of eichel
>>64059053
>stors
>can't beat the >laffs
There's a difference between 'best' and 'most explosive offense'
Outside Klingberg and Demers it's a complete meme defense
>>64059053
Because I'm not a stinky smelly beaner
>>64059053
Dubs and they don't make it past the first round
>>64059132
>>64058695
you wont look fedora unless you have a Bernie 2016 hat on too
>>64058972
Absolutely btfo
>>64059207
so the kings missed playoffs last year and you had to bandwagon a new team huh
>>64059207
>70 goals against
Haha thanks for proving my point
>>64059207
>70 GA
>>64059207
>70 goals against
how do I get a /hoc/ gf?
>>64057848
I always thought Manitoba was prairie
>>64057941
Take the fall, act hurt, get indignant
>>64059385
Part of it is but the rest has too many lakes/trees
>>64059354
Troll for puck bunnies at your local minor league team's games
>>64058016
>It was public skate, I was only wearing skates.
Should have worn clothes tbqh
>>64059582
Is ice skating an acceptable first date in Sweden? Because it's not here.
>>64059602
I guess it would be. But it is very unusual as a first date.
Why is it not acceptable?
>>64059602
lel it is here, but that's because the PNW doesn't have much of a skating/hockey culture other than the few WHL teams.
why would you link hocgeneral.com in the general hocgeneral.com is meant to lead you to
>>64057899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3CFsvTx9BQ
>eichel keks himself trying to hit sekera
pure poetry.
>>64059689
>Shot to the side of the head
>Highstick in the grill
>Runs into the back of an Oiler
Absolutely keked
>>64059689
oy vey it's anudda shoah
>>64059730
It's too bad he didn't get run over by Draisaitl. Motherfucker would run to the anti-defamation league faster than you can say oy.
>>64059668
In case people don't know it exists?
>>64059650
Because I live in downtown Toronto
Fuck the refs at the oilers game though.
>reinhart trips over davidson who is on knees in the process of falling over, and who can't possibly control his movement - PENULTY DRIPPING
>review goal for kicking
>goal judged a good goal
>challenge by sabres on goaler interference
Do buffalels think that goal judges can only check one thing at a time?
>>64060081
Kick reviews are handled by Toronto, GI reviews are handled by the refs on tablets. They need to be separate so that Buffalo can lose their timeout when they are wrong.
TFW getting based Reichsaitl jersey tomorrow senpai
>>64059989
Sorry. I don't get the point. Is it too stereotypical?
>>64058203
>Tfw living in Edmonton
>Foreman is a Leafs fag
>YEAH BRUHB A DUB DUB TORONTO IS SOOOOO HOT YEAH
>YEAH, FUCK EDMONTON HOWS YOUR SEASON BEEN, HUH?
>Mfw
>Respond with "I dunno, how have the last 50-odd years been for you guys?"
>THAT
THAT'S NO FUNNY GET BACK TO WORK
>>64060256
>laffs fans
>talking shit
>>64060358
>mfw kikel dies in his sleep tonight because that elbow caused a blood vessel burst
>>64060405
>Helene St. James @HeleneStJames 1m1 minute ago
>Talks not looking good between Eichel, and Edmonton Oilers visitor lockeroom showers.
>>64060474
>scrivens attempts to cover the entire net.jpg
>>64060474
Poor fucker, he's totally broken.
827 in the ahl, and no wins in four straight.
>>64060759
>>64060504
>>64060474
>mfw Craig MacManslaughter unironiclly would have made him an NHL starter this season
>Literally the Kongs have a 7-point lead on the division
>Pacishit
>>64060916
the question is how the fuck did they miss the playoffs last year in the pacifishit
Is it too late at night to
>rags
>>64061055
Lost to the Oilers twice lel. Give them 3 points from those games and they make it
>>64061055
Little bit of cancer which was purged, general wear and tear from 3 deep runs playing a heavy heavy style and complacency from winning the cup as an 8 seed. Pearson getting hurt broke up their best line.
All that is behind them and Doughty is whipping these new D core into shape. They are playing great hockey right now
>>64061136
>>64061055
Alberta cemented their place as best province.
>>64061125
no sir
>>64061055
They remorsefully leaned on Quick too much down the final stretch when they had a better option in Jones.
Is Quick an overrated meme goalie?
>>64061306
He used to be really solid and actually pioneered the Reverse VH in all situations.
It's sad to see him in his current state.
>>64057941
>Hold me bros
Sounds like you need us to
kek
>>64061354
>He used to be really solid and actually pioneered the Reverse VH in all situations.
Was he that incredible though really? Ricky D would probably excel behind the old Kings team desu. That system was pure cancer.
>>64061354
He is still the most athletic and flexable goalie in the league. When his head is in the game he is still very elite.
>>64061372
Ricky D's entire would turn to dust if he tried to make the moves that Quick does several times a game
>>64061372
Sutters system was to have 4 collapse below the hashmarks and force the opposition to take absolute dogshit shot attempts while having the fastest forward pressure the puck carrier. How is that cancerous?
>>64061406
Quick is one of the most inconsistent goaltenders in the league. He can come up with a game shattering save and then the next shot let in a weak 7 hole wrister. Inconsistentcy isn't a quality found in an Elite goaltender.
>>64060504
jej
>>64061306
How in the fuck has anyone mentioned that Webm isn't Quick?
Also, go watch the sheer robbery he committed on the Bolts tonight and come back and call him a meme goalie. I'll be waiting.
>>64061578
Uploaded the wrong webm lel
>tfw MY team hasn't missed the playoffs in 25 years
Suck my dick bitches!
>>64061578
>h-h-he made a good save tonight, that means he's not a meme goalie
Shut the fuck up Jose
>>64061616
>tfw new elite goalie coming up
>Probably gonna trade Howard to the Coyotes due to their goaltending needs
>tfw the Yzerman - Zetterberg - Larkin transformation is holding true
>tfw not going to have to go full Oilers to stay relevant
NOW FIX THE FUCKING BLUE LINE KEN.
>>64061662
I'm sure some ELITE D prospect will drop to 23rd in the draft and the wings will swoop him up
>>64061479
The way the Kings play Quick will do fuck all for 10 minutes and either lose focus and let in a soft goal or make an incredible save on an A++ scoring chance. the Kings lead the league in Corsi so these low shot volume periods happen frequently. You really need to watch him every night to have an appreciation for him
>>64061671
If he doesn't >we are FUCKED when Kronwall retires.
>>64061671
>30th pick in the draft
FTFY
>>64061681
Dekeyser is better tbqhwyf
>>64061694
>Committing to shitposting this hard
>>64061649
>I have no real argument so I'll just be racist
Stay mad.
>being a spic
>His national past time is sucking dick
>>64061726
>even our 6th rounders are elite
GIT FUGGED
>>64061748
>20 year old in the OHL
>not even a point per game
>elite
>>64061726
haha epic
never change espee
If the Kings win the cup again will the rage be equal to or greater than the joy of the day the Kings got eliminated last year?
>>64061757
Elite enough to wear the elite hat and for you to save pictures of him
Here is my pre WJC top 10 for this years draft.
1. C - Auston Matthews - ZSC Lions - An elite centerman who will be the cornerstone of a franchise for years.
2. D - Jakob Chychrun - Sarnia Sting - As we are all too familiar, a rebuilding team must build a solid defense, and Chychrun is the real deal two-way top pairing defender.
3. LW - Patrik Laine - Tappara - A dynamic sniper. The best pure goal scorer in the draft has great size.
4. C - Pierre-Luc Dubois - Cape Breton Screaming Eagles - A little under the radar right now, but he plays a complete game, and I believe he has the offense to be a number one center.
5. LW - Matthew Tkachuk - London Knights - Big forward has a nose for the net and NHL bloodlines.
6. RW - Jesse Puljujarvi - Karpat - Big Finn is solid offensively and is already contributing against men. Potential to enter the top 3-5 with a strong showing at the WJC in Finland.
7. D - Dante Fabbro - Penticton Vees - Offensively dynamic, but his defensive positioning is what makes him really stand out.
8. LW - Max Jones - London Knights - A pure power forward in every sense of the word. Big, mean, aggressive and has a nose for the net.
9. C - Michael McLeod - Mississauga Steelheads - Big center is a tireless worker and can carry an offense.
10. RW - Julien Gauthier - Val d'Or Foreurs - Another big winger who is a strong skater and ridiculously talented sniper.
Thoughts syrup friends?
>>64061712
Listen to me you stinky smelly beaner
I don't give a single fucking shit about the kongs, they're not even on my god damn radar. They employ meme players like Quick and goons like Lucic so assholes like you and your 37 cousins who for some reason are all named Jorge and Jose will travel in bunches to el staples center to watch a shit product that can't even make the playoffs. That whole fucking team is a meme that's trying to be the Broons of the west coast which is fucking stupid because the Broons are a fucking meme team themselves. Go eat a taco and enjoy not making the playoffs again this year faggot
>>64061784
>to el staples center
I believe they call it "the stape"
>>64061796
Holy fuck LEL I forgot about that.
>Spencer
>>64061769
I'd put Chychrun in 1st, Move Tkachuk and Puljujarvi above Dubois, and Gauthier above McLeod but overall it's a pretty good list
>>64061784
>he thinks his city is whiter
top kek LA probly has more white ppl than your whole shithole state
>>64061836
Lel shut up beaner
>>64061836
>he doesn't know what state I live in so he just makes assumptions
>>64061850
New York and Chicago are pretty much the same you fucking mong. LA is pretty average in nhw.
>>64061850
LA county has more white people than Indiana.
>>64061868
Who is this faggot that I've never seen on /hoc/? Go back to whatever nigger spic board you came from
>>64061858
That's why i said proby you spaz
>>64061824
Whats the reasoning behind putting Chychrun first?
>>64061883
Literally BTFO
top kek
just never post again lol
go to sleep haha
it's late
>>64061886
The damage control is strong in this one
>>64061769
I'm really interested in Fabbro. I was looking for other defencemen that spent their 17 year old season in the BCHL and the only one that came close to his numbers was Duncan Keith.
>>64061889
I honestly just feel like he's gonna be the next great defenseman
Dirty as fuck desu
>>64061913
It's Clifford, who cares
>>64061662
trade Howard for OEL
>>64061892
This is the poorest attempt to get someone to stop shitposting I have ever seen
>>64061905
He's got potential to be an elite rearguard but better than Matthews? If Matthews was born 2 days sooner he would have draft eligible and have been in the mix for 2nd overall in the McDavid draft.
Reminder that the celebration of Kings elimination day was not out of joy or spite, but out of relief. Relief of not having to play the Kings for fear of losing.
We said we would be back
We said the long offseason would help
You called used delusional spics
And now here we are, striking fear into your hearts every night
>I told you so
>>64061933
Wouldn't be against trying for Dahlbeck + picks desu although I'm not entirely sure how well people expect Klas to do, so I'm not 100% certain on the return value Phoenix would want for him.
>>64061896
>Playing in the B or A instead of Major Junior
Rare as fuck nowadays t b h
Kid looks legit. Like he could be a bottom pairing defender in the show TODAY.
>>64061924
4th line lives matter
I fucking love my country
>>64061960
If he's as good as you say then whoever drafts him is going to be glad he's playing in the BCHL and keeping a low profile. NCAA, AHL or NHL next year?
>>64062002
>Electing a kek substitute teacher
>>64061947
I actually laughed really hard at the thought of being scared by the >kongs
>>64061883
He's just a canucks fan if we're going by his tripname
>>64062049
Shaking in your boots lmao.
>>64062002
that does look nice
>>64062013
It would be a crime to see him in junior again but it really depends on the team that picks him up, name a team.
>>64062046
I love my country, not my Prime minister
You probably hate pic related too
>>64061738
How can cold weather and living near California make you gay?
>>64061913
>>64061924
>>64061967
It was a retaliatory hit because earlier Hedman got boarded and there wasn't a call, kinda glad to see Hedman actually get kinda physical for once. As a defenseman he's a total pussy, after Gudas got traded Lightning are p much sackless when it comes to defending Bishop/Vasy at the crease. Coburn was physical when he first started playing but now he hangs back while people fall on top the goalies too.
I miss Gudas... :(
>>64062070
The only thing scary about the kongs are the Mexican drug cartel leaders that root for them lmayyyyo
>>64061769
How much will I hear about these guys compared to McMeme?
>>64062122
>kinda glad to see Hedman actually get kinda physical for once
Hope you enjoy him getting suspended and making your shit team even shittier lel
>>64062127
I doubt it, faggot.
>>64062086
Hasn't he committed to BU though? I can't see him staying in the BCHL for another year. Hoping the Oilers can improve enough for him to be in range of their pick
>>64062125
Only Matthews comes close and he's a tier below. Expect the >laffs to hype up whoever they draft, probably another London Knight shitter
>>64062137
>Calls me a faggot
>Literal rapist
>>64062158
Have you not seen what he does in the off season?
>>64062176
Bes a faggot like everyone in Tampon Gay?
>>64062122
He didn't get boarded but Clifford did knock him on his ass behind the net a little bit before that. He was mad and his team was losing and he put his team in a worse position
>>64062125
McDavid
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Eichel
Matthews
Strome
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Hanafin
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Chychrun
>>64062140
That's news to me, not a bad option for development desu. One year and he could enter the AHL. I'd hate to see the Oilers use that pick instead of moving it for defensive help.
>>64062192
Yeah something like that, I couldn't remember exactly, but yeah I can't see him getting into much, if any trouble.
>>64062185
Nah, p sure everyone here is happy enjoying the warm winter weather :^)
>>64062195
>That's news to me, not a bad option for development desu.
http://www.sbncollegehockey.com/college-hockey-recruiting-ncaa/2015/10/12/9515007/dante-fabbro-commits-to-boston-university
>I'd hate to see the Oilers use that pick instead of moving it for defensive help.
Really depends on what the rest of the league is selling. Moving the pick for help would be great but if things go like last year then they need to stick to their guns. It seems like the only GM that was willing to trade with Chiarelli for anything less than highway robbery was Sather and he retired. The rumored Hamilton trade (first+ 2 seconds+Nurse) was shit and the Reinhart trade was also shit.
>>64062255
>mfw all the Edmonton fans saying trade Eberle
Enjoy your offensive stats going to shit m8s
>>64062234
why is suntrust solid red? do they do that for bucs?
>too tired to start a movie or game
>too awake to go to bed
>no hockey on
what do
>>64062434
If you're going to keep posting at least make some new smuks
>>64062381
smoke weed and watch something on youtube
Shit team
Who needs hfboards when youtube comment section exists?
>>64063123
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion/pc-preschool-bans-words-him-and-her/story-e6frfhk6-1226082516997
>Sweden
>Judging anyone
lel
>>64063137
>saving links about other countries politics so that you can post them on 4chan when you want to look cool
>Ducks win
Jèsuz, don't let go now.
>>64063177
Reminder that Getzlaf is an overrated meme player and Kesler is a waste of cap space.
>Cantkeks got fucking Sbisa in that trade and STILL won it
>>64063158
Is this dank maymay accurate Sven
>>64063249
>that is 10/10 in sweden
Top cuk
Best news I've heard in a while
>tfw someone here convinced me to become a bolts fan
>tfw its too late for me to switch teams and im committed now
>tfw last night
you bastard anon
>>64063694
What am I supposed to be looking for here? I don't see any bean
>>64057974
kek
>>64063444
the blots are gonna make it, stop getting your panties in a bunch, holy shit
>>64062002
Helllooooo reddit!!
>>64063249
No, we understand norwegian better than danish, but that's it.
How do the Red Wings do it? Looking at their line up they don't seem like an elite team and they only are barely outscoring their opponents. Yet they are on pace to make the playoffs in a rebuilding year while my Penguins might miss them with the most stacked team in the we've ever had. Is this the curse of Phil Kessel or do we need a new coach?
How is the Leafs best player Tyler Bozak after sucking for so long? Shouldn't they have at least SOME up and coming high draft picks?
>>64057788
Nice news you raging faggot
>>64064786
Is it time
>mfw the Analslime Mighty Keks unironicly play Kevin Bieksa 20+ minutes a night
>mfw the San Jose chokes unironicly thought Jones was an NHL starter
>mfw the Los Angeles we wuz Kings n shit lead the Pacific but wouldn't even qualify for a wildcard spot
>mfw the only All-Star out of Phoenix ever is John Scott
>>64064831
I don't have the energy to do it full on right now. Kinda busy
>>64064849
Was that wouldn't qualify supposed to be a couldn't qualify? They'd be in 3rd or 2nd in every other division rn desu
>>64064905
I thought they were still at 33
Shiiiieeeeettt looks like they are winning the pasifshit now
>>64062002
That's good cause no one else does
>>64057788
holy fuck that link actually redirects to /hoc/, do we have an inside man on google?
The ponds are open boys!
>>64065053
this kid is in high school and doesnt know how computers or the internet works or what google does. Now laugh at him
>>64065053
Some guy bought a domain but realised he doesn't even any servers to run it so he just made it redirect to /hoc/
>>64065105
h-hey I'm a college dropout that doesn't know how computers or the internet work or what google does, I take offense to that
>won cup... Again
>raped hot buffalel bitches
>btfo said bitches lawyers
>22 game point streak
>one of the top players in the entire league
>even has his own meme on the illustrious /hoc/
I ask you /hoc/, does anyone at all have a better year than Kane is having?
>>64065146
Based af tbH
>>64065146
If he drinks so much, why is he so good at hockey?
Checkmate alcohol haters
>shitposting in gaming theory class
>teacher cold calls on me
>deer in headlights uhh please repeat the question
fugggg
>>64065146
>Wisconsin lacrosse bro tank
Literally threw up
>>64062158
That reminds me of when Weiss jumped on Downie
https://youtu.be/uwrHJWoZaWE?t=57
>>64065213
Really glad I didn't I didn't find 4chins until after college tbf
>>64065186
He stopped hitting up clubs. Binge drinking was what held him back.
>>64065268
I refuse to believe this. Drinking powers Kane, like Bender.
>>64065266
I got the answer right after taking a really long time to collect myself. I've kind of been focusing on not puking all class rather than paying attention. It was a trick question too and this is a review class what a dick
Just popped an adderal to smash my calculus final in an hour.
Tfw no habs gf
>>64059207
>muh offence
>best team
even without Price and using a rookie goalie, the Habs still have less goals against and more goals for dispite being arguably shit for 2 weeks.
>>64065365
>adderal during the test
better have been using it to study too or that wont help. Also
>calculus
are you a freshman thats stupid and couldnt pass it in high school?
>>64065394
its just business calc you need for a marketing degree. I was never amazing at math in HS yeah
>>64065416
>Marketing Degree
Enjoy being a shift manager at Publix
>>64065478
desu senpai I am probably going to take a commission in the navy once I graduate. I am a trust fund fag so I just want to study what I enjoy
>>64065146
He's probably the best player in the league right now let's be honest
>>64065488
>trust fund
>going to the navy
Is your trust fund a piggy bank under your mom's bed that she fills with loose change from the pockets of the numerous men she sleeps with?
>>64065512
my grandpa was a big insurance fag yet he lived like a cheap jew.
I want to go in the navy because my dad went and got a dishonorable discharge after two years. I want to prove that I am better than he is and I can travel the world
>>64065488
>let me demonstrate how wealthy I am by getting blown up by isis
>>64065488
Nice rapist dubs and good life choice
>>64065512
>hating the military
Shiggt
>>64065488
>study what I enjoy
theres literally nothing to "marketing" so what you enjoy studying is nothing?
should've just traveled around Europe until you were 22 and had something figured out if you're a trust fund kiddy
>>64065308
UPDATE
fucker called me out at the end of class saying i need to study more that didn't really help the withdrawal anxiety. But i have a 96 AND made it all the way home before puking thats not bad
>>64065526
Daddy issues: the post
>>64065576
You're a massive pussy
>>64065617
I do fucking hate my dad a lot he only had $20 in child support but never sent a dime. If I go into the navy I can get ez vet benefits and job hiring advantages so I can always provide for my kids like he did not. All the money on earth cant make daddy love me
>>64065527
That's a strong hair line. Is he out of prison yet?
>>64065478
>free sandwiches
Sounds pretty based to me
>>64065727
4 more years before he can get parole
>>64065146
trust me, Patrick. 2016 will be even better.
>>64065146
What other players have memes here? Are any as good as kane?
>>64065837
lundpads / mcmeme
none come close though
>>64065837
>forgetting the Reichstaitl
>>64065837
Pulju
>>64061769
1. Matthews, C (Zurich-NLA)
2. Tkachuk, LW (London-OHL)
3. Chychrun, D (Sarnia-OHL)
4. Jesse Puljujärvi, RW (Karpat-Liiga)
5. Jake Bean, D (Calgary-WHL)
6. Patrik Laine, LW (Tappara-Liiga)
7. Olli Juolevi, D (London-OHL)
8. Michail Sergachev, D (Windsor-OHL)
9. Alex DeBrincat, RW (Erie-OHL)
10. Alexander Nylander, LW (Mississauga-OHL)
>>64062195
>Strome
>mfw Marner is doing better then him
>he STILL doesn't know the Devils are elite
>>64066100
>denbtils
>December 7th, 2015
>No Stamkos news
>>64066100
>he's STILL trying to force this maymay
>mfw the plenb in front of me is listening to country """""""""""""""""""music""""""""""""""""""
>>64066264
>not enjoying country
urban fuccoboi spotted
>>64066264
You are propably a white suburb teen who listens to meme rap
>>64066264
>year of our lord 2015
>not listening exclusively to speedcore
why is this allowed
>>64066347
Methhead detected
>>64066342
>>64066299
country's literally the worst bullshit in the world
is Finnish country any different?
https://youtu.be/FY8SwIvxj8o
>>64066264
Spotted the enriched American
>"Rap music is better than Country"
Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 17m17 minutes ago
MTL puts Alex Semin on waivers.
Also based Semen slapper on waivers, can't score 40 now.
>>64066472
At least rap music varies between being really good and really shit, country is just eternally mediocre with a few exceptions.
>country is better than classical
>>64066459
>haha le ebin fedora man I bosted it agin
>you don't like country?? you have to be a rapfag
countryfags everyone
>>64066488
>Being a wigger
>Amerikeklyns
>muh dog
>muh tractor
>muh beer
>muh guns
>>64066511
>implying the white guys (or black guys who act white) don't make the best rap
>being THIS memed
The Detroit Red Wings of Detroit, Michigan have not lost in regular time in three (3) weeks.
>>64066531
Migos are Hatian you fucking wigger
Alright let's just make it clear to everyone that it's the modern country that is absolute shit
>>64066548
Agreed, same with modern rap.
>>64066537
>Migos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0OdmRtuQew
>>64066563
your own fault for listening the wrong artists/groups
>>64066537
Migos is overrated desu senpai
>>64066482
AHAHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAAHAHAHAA
>>64066520
>hating any of those things
liberal homosexual detected
>>64066520
>not driving your tractor back to town with your dog, your gun and some beer in the cabin
You are literally soft
>tfw you realise that finland will literally steamroll every team in the wjc
what a time to be alive.
>>64058490
>Oilers fan reading Calgary forums
Why?
>>64065072
tfw local pond closed due to arena construction
>>64066661
>mfw all of the good WJC eligible Canadians are in the NHL
>mfw they'll still win with Strome, Crouse & Point leading the charge
Ready to listen to O'Canada in your own barn?
>>64066727
>tfw even if the Lochs were frozen there isnt enough players here
I honestly am considering voting for the idiot hippies next election.
This global warming shit is killing muh winter time hockey fix.
>>64066727
How does the arena affect the pond... I don't understand?
>>64066761
>watch climate change video for oceanography class
>all that ice breaking
>;_;
>>64066762
they're building a new stadium beside the pond, so it will be closed until 2017
>>64066761
>falling for the alarmist climate change meme
>>64066785
Nigga look outside.
Your country and China are JUST:ing all my snow
>>64066780
A brand new arena sounds for one season of no pond hockey sounds like a good deal bud
>Laffs
>Bernshit
https://youtu.be/JrAWrsb13bU
>>64066802
hope so
>>64066800
what's the temperature finlan?
>>64066800
Deal with it, cUck. Make your own snow if you want it so bad.
>>64066811
The lowest today was 3 degrees celcius.
>>64066824
no u
>>64066785
>being shill for big oil
>>64066824
Do you ever get tired of being a shitposting retard?
>>64066824
Dumbest comment December 2015
>>64066901
>canautist accusing others of being shitposters
Hey man, can you help me out a bit? For the life of me, I can't remember what year it is!
>>64066785
>ignoring scientific evidence
nigga u dum
>>64066957
>believing humans are responsible for the shifting climate
Who's the dumb one?
Did somebody forget to check their privilege?
>>64066977
Like I said
>ignoring blatant evidence
Don't you have a bible to thump?
>Amerifatlyns
>>64066980
Fuck off, Randy.
>>64066980
frig off randy
>>64059296
>>64059329
>>64059349
I'm sorry could you speak louder is hard to hear you crying from where you are to the top of the table
>>64067061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsFevAUGJkc
>>64067001
>complains of ignoring evidence
>provides no evidence
Come on, kiddo. I'm waiting ;^)
>>64067114
>he can't simply Google
Dunno what I expected from retarded southerners
>>64067114
http://cgcs.mit.edu/publications
Here's a list of publications by MIT on the very broad subject global change. Pick a topic you'd like to read about and forge ahead.
Or if you don't trust the public institutes in the US here's a similar hub for the university of Oxford.
http://www.eci.ox.ac.uk/research/climate/index.html
Mind you a lot of the articles/papers aren't available for public viewing if you aren't a student with university access.
>>64059602
>Not acceptable first date.
2 first dates doing that this year, both ending very well senpai. Don't skate like a little faggot and it will be perfect
>Her vag when I skate backwards in front of her the whole time.
>>64067087
G: "I've never had Fireball"
TS: You can try it
G: I'm scared, will I get drunk? etc. etc.
What an annoying bitch. She wanted to try it all along and she wants to steal attention in a segement about Seguin.
(did not watch the whole thing. Just fat forwarded and stumbled upon that part)
>>64066952
>American "banter"
Just stop lad, you're embarrassing me tbqf (to be quite frank)
>>64067373
Pffft yeah right even little kids can skate backwards, she was problaby wet thinking of the chad who was going to fill her up after you dropped her off
>>64067384
>Fireball is breddy guud.
Sadly they sent some of the North-American version here and our food inspectors pulled it of the shells for having too much antifreeze in it.
>>64067428
>mfw I meme arrowed accidentally
>>64061306
>Tfw still mad about that game.
>>64067428
It's alright as far as shots go.
Lel
>>64067428
They make a version without antifreeze? What's the point?
You've got to be fucking kidding me
I didn't realize we had this turd for this long
>>64066689
>people from >my fanbase want to claim another forward
no
>tfw the canes win the stan lee cup
>tfw the panthers win the owl
Gonna be great f am
Is the Avs vs Wilds game tonight?
Thought it was tomorrow.
>>64065365
>he needs drugs to do well on tests
you weren't meant to be in college. Let darwin work his magic
>>64067623
It's tonight. Avs gonna get shit stomped as usual
>jordan tootoo is still in the NHL
>has a -17, tied worst in the league at 27 games and 4 points
the more you know
>>64067419
I was the Chad, no need to drop them off if they are dtf. Keep being mad for being a typical fat American that can't skate
>>64067628
>willingly getting keked by darwin
>>64067718
>needing to cheat to succeed
>>64067542
Dunno. Just remembered the fact because I got a full refund even though I had drank over half the bottle before I returned it.
>>64067628
>implying using the tools you have and your intellect is against the principles natural selection
Nigga how do you think we got on the top of the food chain?
>>64067475
>mad at kings
Why is this so common?
>>64067746
by lifting
>>64067711
Yeah, but he's an abo who had a drinking problem and rose above it.
He deserves to be in the NHL, you entitled shitlord.
>three centers on line 3
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>64067767
By cheating bruh.
>>64067772
he barely deserved to be in the AHL
>>64067855
>He hates fighting
>>64067896
I'd prefer >my team won games, not fights
>>64067729
Hell yeah faggot and I bet you'd be mad when I set the curve and lower your grade
>>64067999
1. I'm graduated
2. I didn't take shit classes with curves
3. D's get degrees
>>64067789
>Abbie
What a cute and girly nick name
>>64068030
>2. I didn't take shit classes with curves
Sure you didn't.
Pro-Tip: All the lecturers use curves and manipulate them to get acceptable passing quotas for students
T: Used to part time as a course-assistant
>>64068096
sorry that finnish colleges are shit
>>64067912
You can have both
>>64068165
not with tootoo
>>64068120
Not really. They usually just manipulated the curves that at least 10% failed the course as they had a problem of making the exams too easy.
Only once did I see a course lecturer manipulate the curve so more people passed. And that was mostly because he made an exam even I couldn't have passed.
The guy was infamous because his course was a mandatory math course for almost all the degree programs.
>>64067087
>You miss Boston
>UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bombston BTFO
You may only reply to this post if your team has at least a 35 points
>not so fast not elite teams
>>64068337
whos gonna stop me
>>64068433
Calling the cops Senpai.
Have the Canautists finally taken over from Finlan for being the worst posters on /hoc/?
Pretty embarassing desu
>>64059385
how fucking stupid are you?
>>64057788
nice news you faggot
>>64068549
Don't get mad Yuliabro
>>64068337
>not having at least 40 while missing your all-star goalie most of the time
>>64068597
more yulia pls
>>64068632
Can't i got to go and do stuff m8.
>>64068697
Those heads aren't gonna chop themselves off
>>64068632
I'll give you one too
>>64068914
you're a whiny little bitch
>>64068938
And you're a nigger.
>>64068526
>mad
>on a Chinese wood carving site
>>64068773
>mad at vaginas
Must be cause you can't get any?
>>64068526
It's the softie American again.
Why don't you suck moot-CuCks cock instead of whining here.
What is the single that that makes /hoc/ the angriest
>>64069040
That Patrick Kane got away with rape. I guess as long as your a sports star, law or respect to women doesn't apply to you.
>>64069016
Finns are ugly.
>>64069040
Sandwiches. Specifically Publix sandwiches. So mad that /hoc/ has personally appealed to Gookmoot to start banning it. Calikeks and canautists are always mad, but Publix really sets them off.
>>64068968
go eat a shit sandwich you fat fuck
>>64069086
Keep crying, bitch boy ;^)
>>64069065
>just now learning this
Who is kobe hurr
>>64069081
thats the wrong publix image, lex has his name in the wrong spot
>>64069081
>wanting to be like lexplorer the original publix fag
Pretty sad thats the best role model in florida
>>64069081
>being this mad at Finns
>>64069128
the internet is a very bad place. tbqh i feel bad for lex.
>mfw people say Jest have the best prospect pool in the league
Petan already busting
Morrisey = bust
Kostalek *gags*
Lemieux goonbust
One man Armia finnbust
now Connor and Roslovic not even invited to USA WJC
Ehlers is their only hope but he'll probably bust
>>64069100
>watching niggerhoop ever
>>64069133
>not knowing the difference between lex and lexplorer
>>64069100
>hurr
Go back to reddit and then kill yourself
>>64069214
Hurr durr originated on 4chan, not my fault reddit stole it
>>64069241
it's a gbs meme from sa tbqh
Your in a club and this D slaps your puck. Your reaction?
>>64069241
The flow of memes always starts on 4chan then gets stolen by reddit then le9gagarmy then facebook. We should start copyrighting dank /hoc/ memes
>>64069252
>imblying someone that shouts reddit knows what sa is
>>64069307
I tell him to score for muh fantasy hokkei
>>64069307
start jacking off my shriveled little pecker and smilign at him haha. prob get his autograph tpp
>>64069328
Do you have stairs in your house?
>>64069307
Do a 1080 and microwave his wife's son a grilled cheese
You're in a city that stinks like shit and you get an actual championship, but your hockey team is a joke. What do you do?
>>64069381
Proceed to give the tiniest amount of fucks possible about the CFL.
>>64069362
i dont have protection :^)
>>64069408
kill yourself, toronto
>>64069586
>toronto
''no''
I'm just not inclined to give a shit about a 9-team semi-pro league
>>64069604
>toronto detected
>>64069586
london here
no one gives a shit about the cfl
>>64069740
no one gives a shit about the american wannabees (nfl wannabees)
>>64069740
pretty sad that you are that keked.
Go Esks!!!
I mean london sucks and I still wouldn't move to alberta, especially edmonton if you paid me
london and toronto are complete garbage, even compared to detroit
>>64069962
that's not true, but I would still live in detroit before edmonton
Rate Sweden's WJC team
>Goalies:
Felix Sandström (Brynäs)
Linus Söderström (Djurgården/Vita Hästen)
Erik Källgren (Linköping/ Oskarshamn)
>Defencemen :
Sebastian Aho (Skellefteå)
William Lagesson (UMass)
Jacob Larsson (Frölunda)
Adam Ollas Mattsson (Djurgården)
Andreas Englund (Djurgården)
Marcus Pettersson (Skellefteå)
Gustav Forsling (Linköping)
Gabriel Carlsson (Linköping)
>Forwards:
Lukas Vejdemo (Djurgården)
Jakob Forsbacka-Karlsson (Boston University)
Fredrik Olofsson (Universoty of Nebraska-Omaha)
Carl Grundström (Modo)
Dymytro Timashov (Quebaec Remparts)
Rasmus Asplund (Färjestad)
Alexander >Kneelander (Mississauga Steelheads)
Joel Eriksson Ek (Färjestad)
William >Kneelander (Toronto Marlies)
Oskar Lindblom (Brynäs)
Jens Lööke (Brynäs)
Axel Holmström (Skellefteå)
Christoffer Ehn (Frölunda)
Anton Karlsson (Frölunda)
Adrian Kempe (Ontario Reign)
>>64070008
whogivesashit.jpg
>>64069991
I've been to both and no fucking way
>>64070008
>no Robin Kovacs
>no Oliver Kylington
Gonna get pooped on
>>64070008
forsbacka-karlsson is so good
>>64069740
>A city so irrelevant it doesn't even have a CFL team
>>64067999
checked
>>64068030
D's have not gotten degrees at UC's for a couple of years
>>64070060
>Kylingtion
Why would you want this bust on your team? There's a reason he dropped so far: he's a faggy kek. Should be in the ECHL tbqh.
>>64068526
Ever since summer
>>64070087
even if london was the centre of the world they wouldn't have a cfl team because no one gives a shit about the cfl
>>64068549
>>64068597
does yulia have an instagram. I find most of my slags with RSS feeds
http://websta.me/tag/weareallkings
>>64069381
>having a goatse logo
>>64069154
top jej
>>64070146
yes
https://www.instagram.com/sunnylipnitskaya/?hl=en
>>64070074
The next Patrice Bergeron.
>>64070219
http://websta.me/rss/n/sunnylipnitskaya
added to my puck slut feed
>>64070232
i was told they were really similar also
>>64070232
i actually thought the preds had drafted him lol
>>64070008
that's a big guy team
looks good
>oilcûcks actually watch the cfl
Fucking inbreds gtfo of my country
>>64070142
Even Hamilton has a team my fucking sides
more like cflel
>>64070491
dude, nice
>>64070491
comedy gold
>>64061240
why are you posting these, I noticed them before, are you dying?
>>64061306
Sharks have no heart and wouldn't have beat the Kings even if that goal didn't count
>It was 3-0
>>64070677
>writing the Kings off
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
why are you americans let to be trained in numbing your feelings and accentuating your murderous tendencies? Why are you encouraging inhuman and cruel behaviour and hold it as an ability?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MsiHRPiXCI
>>64058490
>Check betting odds to see which Western teams have best odds to win their conference.
>Bottom 5 is Jets, Canucks, Oilers, Flames, Avalanche.
Western Canada in charge of good hockey teams.
Post your end of season playoff predictions pls
>>64070689
shiggy dooby
How many Movember cards do you own /hoc/? I own 7
Byfuglien
Larsson
Ekblad
Turris
Ennis
Cammalleri
Vrbat
>>64070866
I had a dream the wings faced tampa in the 2nd round
so that, and wings win 2nd round
>>64070856
Vancouver already has 8 OT losses, talk about shitting your pants
>>64070866
The Toronto Maple Leafs and Edmonton Oilers will not be in the playoffs
You have 48 hours to come up with a valid reason why Minnesota named themselves the "state of hockey"
>>64070656
>>64070783
Greece :D
>>64070972
No other state produces as many NHL players?
>>64070985
I 'm feeling like a finn right now
what's up with you?
>>64070972
its cold there and its like like they were gonna name themselves the state of funniest accents
>>64071026
You feel like Finn how you trigger Americans with your flag?
>>64071064
Non
I mean like the pic I posted.
I am mad and sad.
>>64070972
Only state where hockey is the most popular sport I think. Everywhere else is football
well these are some shitty games and the nhl still thinks I live in north carolina so I'll be blacked out of the nashville game
>tfw no hockey until 9pm
>>64068337 I seriously don't know how >we have this many points.
>>64071125
Especially with nobody showing up.
>>64071185
There's cars there idk what you're talking about m8
Getting better at Ice Hockey lads
>>64071220
Nice, soon you'll tear up the eihl
>>64071211
That's what people are saying about Caroline too.
gonna watch the brooms score like 4 pp goals tonight, can't wait.
>>64071220
You're in for a treat bud. The NHL might schedule a few regular season games in London & Berlin next season.
Post
>Rags
Getting BTFO
>>64071034
>tfw no fargo accent gf
>>64071271
>union flag
pls no
>>64071328
Fuck London
Bring it to Glasgow
>>64071430
>Being this picky
It's only gonna happen once
>>64071457
Why would I not want to come to my country instead of its souther neighbour?
>>64071489
if you want to be your own country stop being a faggot and go braveheart mode like we did over 200 years ago. until theyre youre a silly britbong
>>64071489
Your city doesn't have an NHL calibre arena whereas London and Berlin do.
>>64071586
neither does new york
>>64071586
They should do an outdoor game at Hitler's stadium
The Oilers would need to be involved of course
>>64071586
Where in London?
I genuinely dont know and if there was a game there I would go if I could get a ticket
>>64071638
the place that hosts the ufc and all the other entertainment you guys need to import because your island is so sad
>>64071725
Im so sorry a Scot fucked your gf
>>64071741
>imblying I have a gf
also the island belongs to england so it wouldnt be a scott lyl. youre basically puerto rico but you dont even get your own flag on here
>>64071810
>Belongs to England
Good meme mate but we literally get want we want and even enforce Scots law on England eg we recently banned them from hunting foxes and they are actually obeying it
>>64071847
>get what we want
Not independence apparently
>>64071741
>implying Scottish "men" aren't too fucked on heroin for their dicks to even function
>>64071847
remember that time you tried for independence and failed like last year though? hey at least youre not letting them kill foxes thats some serious power.
how much money have you personally contributed to the british royal family?
>>64071404
another
>>64071927
>how much money have you personally contributed to the british royal family?
Pretty sure that's a tax senpai
>>64071947
but he's scottish right? shouldnt his money go to the scottish royal family since they are more powerful than the british? my american taxes don't go to the british royal family
>>64071404
Here you go
>>64071964
>scottish royal family
>scots last royal family was 1700's
There's a good reason why you american's don't give money to the royal shitheads.
>>64071908
>>64071927
We'll take the union down from the inside
>>64072021
oh so the US doesn't have a royal family and doesn't pay a different royal family? then how come the scots don't have a royal family but they do pay a different royal family? this is very strange.
>>64072048
I ain't no history teacher senpai, all I know is that canada bends over for the old bat to take our money as far as I'm aware.
>>64072048
>this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Y3mnj-8lA
>>64066563
If you think Freddie Gibbs/Run The Jewels are trash u need to get your head checked.
But most good rap is from the 90s (see: Nas, Big L, Wu Tang, etc)
>>64071606
Top Lel
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