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Mackers is love. Mackers is life edition. (Under further review)
>DACember Sub-Edition
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Can we make it to 100 unique IPs sub sub edition?!
down so much
threadly reminder to laugh at >>64012823
>>64016975
Up pennies, should be near 1k desu
>>64016975
same
>>64016975
m-mackers is always worth a punt tho
>>64016968
Posting from mobile to help tbbh
/bet/ IS /sp/
cb / londonfantasy94
edition
Reporting in
#Roadto100
>>64016968
Saturdays are the busiest day and if we only got 84 in the last one I highly doubt we would manage 100. Those days are long gone
C h e c k i n I n
#Roadto100
Helping out.
Who /finalsweek/ here?
need a goal from northern football women like AIR
MACKERS
A I R
YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS..
>>64017291
333333333
THREEEEEEEEE
THREEEEEEE
based mackers
n-never in doubt
MACKERS IS LOVE
MACKERS IS LIFE
could do with another one please you slags
>>64017408
Christmas come early lid
P E N A L T Y
YOU KNOW HE'S ALWAYS WORTH A PUNT
(reminder to post from mobile internet to +1 IP)
JAMES.
MCKEOWN.
SO SO SHREWD MACKERS IS SO SO SHREWD
>>64017279
Are you still doing your undergrad m8?
HEADS GONE
>>64017477
Kinda defeats the purpose if you're artificially inflating the IP number count
#Roadto100
meanwhile my bankroll is on the #Roadto0
Who /statpadding/ the I.P count here?
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS
>>64017533
Yep, graduating in May. Just did my senior pre-design presentation this week.
FUCK OFF
LMFAO
Audible laughter
>wasn't on
hahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DOWN ANUTTER CUNT
I am actually in tears.
Need PGA caps like never before.
SURREAL lmao
>not cashing out
UTTER TEARS
the tip won
are you all retarded?
just cannot believe it
4-1 up in the 92nd minute and bet loses
unreal
>>64017771
no one is on the original bet
on -0.5 from 1-0
>>64017751
Would love to hear your voice shaking as you asked for 650 clams on this to some child on the other end of the phone.
>>64017771
no one was able to get on +0.5 because bookies suspended almost instantly, everyone was on -0.5 or -0.75
Post PGA caps to calm me down from beating crap out of my cat
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/football/74774672/Live-ASB-Womens-League-final-Mainland-Pride-v-Northern-Football?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Scroll it back to 39:50 if you werent watching. Uncontrollable laugher
>>64017819
Tears buddy. Don't worry, you'll get your tenner back.
>>64017883
sup Dino
>>64017883
Wait. Timer is moving.
>>64017883
was that 3rd goal even legal
ball didnt move
>>64017816
>>64017825
You w0t m8.
>>64017943
Lucky you, the odds had dropped to 1.23 by the time it was posted here and then it was suspended until they scored
>>64017931
fucking refs
>>64017980
True. Wanted to smack another 500 right after, but got suspended.
Didn't show up on Mara until the game was 7 minutes underway either.
>>64016981
oh GOD. How will I ever recover that $50?
PLEASE HELP. NEED WINNING TIPS LIKE A I R
>>64017931
Yeah refballed to fuck
>>64017943
I can do that too
>>64017883
Wonder if the referee realises her inability to understand basic rules cost people quite a bit of winnings. Also webm when?
>>64018065
Mirin roll desu.
>>64018026
>dat United, Arsenal, Leichester accy
Jelly.
Where are the PGA caps?
>>64018102
He got it from someone here, he doesn't know shit about football
>>64018095
I doubt she was aware that an albino cross dresser had encouraged hundreds of degens to stake tens of thousands on the game she was reffing
>>64018095
Tempted to kick up a fuss with 365 support and try and get a refund because of this
>>64018147
Protip you won't get anything. Ref errors part of the game.
>>64018147
Tempted to kick up a fuss with the New Zealand FA. Should be serious repercussions for that.
>>64018147
Get a grip.
Night lads. Potential large very early tomorrow x
>>64018026
yeah im real sure you are up lifetime throwing $50 on mug shit like that
>>64018178
Goodnight pal, speak to you tomorrow x
anyone else too angry to sleep?
>>64018241
yeah fuming, snapped at my mum and punched the cat
>>64018147
>Tempted to kick up a fuss with 365 support and try and get a refund because of this
I miss subtle /bet/ troll posts like this
What is the point of betting if you aren't in the thousands? Just seems like a waste of time and a pretty shit hobby
>>64018282
>Not being a babby staking student
Tears lad, why don't you call up and put 100 on some u15 slag hackysack?
>>64018396
Just cannot get my head round this. Cannot possibly believe it to be a backpass. Then she looks at the free kick as it is taken directly not indirectly. Something sinister going on.
>>64018448
betting on slags footy. that's what you get. what do you expect? To actually win? LOL
>be me in bed watching better call saul
>drunk bro calls and wants to chat
>shoot shit for a couple minutes
>random nosebleed while laying still doing nothing but talking
Nice knowing you boys. I'm gonna spend the rest of my time preparing to face the inevitable death.
>>64018631
>random nosebleed while laying still doing nothing but talking
leave me your roll
>>64018631
>talking to guys on the phone
are you gay lmao
>>64018973
It's called having friends
>>64019018
sounds pretty gay mate
>>64018448
I don't think any of them realise its an indirect free kick and the other player is just standing with her foot on the ball because she sees others doing it on the telly
Odds on o100 IP addresses?
>>64018396
Higher quality
>>64018448
Yeah its not even a backpass so
>Not a free kick to start with
>illegal freekick anyway
Pretty mad about this desu
>>64019189
Depends how often the autistic shitposter gets banned and resets his router tomorrow
Which leagues are in your blacklist?
>>64019435
Anything thats on FIFA.
>>64019189
Over 2.8
Under 1.3
>>64019454
I'll have a medium on overs.
Give some mates a call and get them to post. Easy, the fix is in.
>>64019435
Blacklisting leagues/teams is a naive idea that implies there will never ever be a good bet there which you can simply never know.
Having said that South American leagues are the absolute worst.
>>64019435
Anything Russian.
Anything South American.
Anything French.
>>64019499
I'm sorry the market suspended before your bet could be placed.
Odds have now changed.
Overs at 1.01.
Please click accept to confirm.
That giants ml looks juicy
>>64019435
Europa and Serie A
>>64019541
Fuck off m8.
>>64019778
Clearly the mole 365 placed in /bet/ reported to the trader. Better luck next time mate.
Lads, who do we got? Quillin or Jacobs?
>>64020457
Why don't you tell us who you pick, and then we'll all pick the opposite.
Heredia -0.5 worth a little bang, been well on top the since HT, amazing they haven't equalised already but only 20 mins to go.
>>64020492
watching the 1st round then triggering. i'll post my slip for you
>>64020492
LOL, well then. no opportunity for me
>>64020566
Don't have a stream but been waitying 5 mins for a pen to be taken so I assume chimping out is occurring
>>64020566
nice one, lid
>>64021178
no worries.
Can't imagine anywhere still taking bets but might be worth a tiny, tiny stake on another goal if you can find somewhere just because time added on should be huge because >>64021131
Been reading the bf forums which for the most part are pretty informative, I notice people kicking up a fuss about how the premium charge is inevitable and it's hard to get above £250k without incurring one, even with full exchange points it still pretty much destroys any edge. Literaly no one (fairly obvious why) is mentioning making new accounts and starting over, I imagine once they start linking accounts they can build a case against you to give them their greedy bastard cut, just wondering if anyone here has avoided the charge in such a way?
Also noticed BetDaq have no obvious premium charge and ever increasing liquidity so hopefully this competition puts bf back in check.
unique IP reporting in
>Iowa TD
A I R
>>64020457
Quillin by ko/tko
hope some of you fellas got on my Iowa +3 tip, its pretty much a lock now
>>64021504
yup
also had Clemson spread so looking bretty good
>>64021555
nice, tigers have been good in Q2 and Q3
>you will never die in a place call Nutty Putty cave
>>64021504
sweating a little now desu
>>64022045
Why the fuck would anyone crawl down into a cave head first?
>>64022045
this makes me uncomfortable
>>64022045
>>64022423
>It was around 4:30 p.m. Wednesday when rescuers got him loose. They were able to give him an IV, food and water. He also received a needed morale boost after he was able to talk to his wife over a police radio.
>For a few hours there were sighs of tentative relief. They finally cracked open the boxes of pizza and cases of water, and broke out in smiles suggesting the worst was over.
>That only lasted for a few hours.
>Once Jones was free of the 18-by-10-inch crevice, rescuers said an "equipment failure" caused the rope system that was hoisting the man out of the cave to drop him back into the same, narrow gap.
>After the malfunction returned him to the same crevice where he'd been stuck for 24 hours, Cannon said the situation was "tenuous at best." As of late Wednesday night, Jones was lodged in a crevice about 125 feet below ground level and as much as 700 feet into the cave.
>MEME TEAM
Syd vs West Syd slags over or under?
>>64022508
>He also received a needed morale boost after he was able to talk to his wife over a police radio.
this makes me squeamish buy I feel for the wife.
IMAGINE having poor enough judgement that you marry someone stupid enough to die at the age of 26 by crawling face first several hundred feet down a hole in the earth
>>64023255
eh, cashback
anyone know anything about australian slags?
if Adelaide come back in this b-ball game I will literally, but not really, an hero.
>>64023813
they are sluts.
apart from the obvious mate come on
right lads its time for Shit Efrica's collapse
The pitch is playing all sorts of tricks. As soon as India bring on their spinners (might not be till after lunch) I'm putting unders on Bavuma & Elgar's fall of wicket
>check cricket score
>go back to melb/radelaide
>adelaide have scored 5 points to get within 3
>now they 1 point behind
fuck me /bet/. can't wait for winter when league is back on. this is too painful to watch.
those degenerate feels when playing online poker, betting on the races and betting on sports all at once. Going places in life lads.
>>64024252
what poker site you use? I'm on 888poker but I suck.
>shaking after that Melbourne win
>>64024252
do you actually make profit on any of those 3 activities?
>>64024289
make alot from poker (make more live because tonnes of bogans in australian pub and club leagues) and sportbetting, lose small amounts on racing flutters
>>64024279
pokerstars
sun hei -1 desu
>bet overs on slag b-ball
one team gets 4 points in the 4th
>>64024252
>>64024279
poker is way, WAY easier than sports betting for an American at least.
what are THE bets for the dead hours /bet/
>>64024964
E-Sports>Dota Game Show Finals>4CL @ 2.2
>>64025222
your tips are shit but how can I ignore all those 2s
Did you guys get on any GSW win record bets? I went over 71.5
>>64024964
I'm on Krasnoyarsk sluts, 3rd quarter -8.5 desu, m8.
>>64025244
my pre-bets are pretty bad, you're right. that's why live-in-play is GOLD. welcome to new age betting 2015
>>64025383
I don't like doing futures bets like that simply because it takes too long for them to come in
>>64025528
>not having a big enough bank roll for futures bets
Just slug things am i right? LOL
>>64025536
>implying
Look, I get that you just discovered betting in the last 6 months, but do continue to criticize something you know nothing about
>>64025581
sorry ameribets, i didn't realize it was you. good call on avoiding those futures bets.
>>64025581
Speaking of futures bets, Kim K had her baby today so that bet from last December/January lost
>>64025605
I have nothing against people choosing to do future bets, it's just my personal decision not to as I feel as though the money could be made quicker.
>>64025622
You're second to my ex in reminding me of that
WH have royal blues next goal @ 1.33
>>64025457
Easy money.
Anybody else got on it?
>>64025730
Hope you lids got on the free money. 6th goal @ 1.35 now
>>64025750
I got on the AH just before they scored.
What time do american bookies make the moneyline available for NBA games?
>>64025856
Usually like 8 AM PST IIRC. Or are you talking like Las Vegas casinos?
So. 8-0 Royal Blues right?
>>64025948
I'm waiting for the AH to get to -1.5 to smash it.
perth vs adelaide gunna end 2-2, put the cheeseburger money on it ;)
alrighty. 1 more cunts.
>>64026007
I put on a cheeky 10 for 1-1
well shit. its going over 8-0
>up thousands
>not even 9am
>>64026112
On what?
>>64026112
feels good man
>>64026007
I'll trust you, aussie friend.
>>64026119
royal blues
Dinamo +1ah a bet with this rball, priced off last years league table but Zvezda squad is very very weak
>>64026129
Not speaking to you buddy
>>64026145
awww tears
>>64025870
ok thanks, i mean for websites like bovada/betonline/sportsbetting.ag, etc
>>64026243
Then ya, it's typically between 8-9 for bovada. Idk about the others though
howwww did perth just not score
>>64017819
>Hasn't heard of betcall.
>>64026141
1-0 down
>>64026321
Thanks flashscores
>>64026327
Only right to mention goals against as well as goals for lid
taipower -1.5
>>64026340
>not solely over-excitably celebrating goals for and totally ignoring goals against
>>64026352
I'll follow you, canadian friend.
Down
>>64026444
2-0 now m8 :^)
Also checked
>>64026463
3 sot 2 goals when 70/93 lifetime hasn't travelled zzz
>>64026484
lel
>>64026484
ayy
Better
Up on DAs this half, should be comfortable win Zvezda keeper is 19 zzz
>>64026484
Y-you too.
Let's try again
>>64026521
Absolute wank script. Whoever made it needs to have a long hard look at themselves
zzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>64026552
;_;
Why hasnt taiwan power scored yet?
>>64026599
Because the rball is misleading
Has he... dare I say it... lost 'it'?
Mackers why
Down so much
Can't wait to spend my next welfare check on Leicester @ 3.00 against chelsea
Derby -1 @4.33
Bordeaux or guingamp? Guingamp paying $4
lids ;) any of you use/used bwin? how long does their verification take?
>>64026756
How certain?
>>64026788
Quite, bradley johnson back. Away record best in league
Still can't get over last night lads.
Barely slept a wink.
>>64026741
Honestly don't think there's any reason to not bet against Chelsea.
>missed the Romanian slags rape train
why live
Cluj raping but can't get on anywhere apart from Mara with tenner lays
There is no god
got £500 on 1st half -1.5 from 8-0
m-more goals please
>>64026995
Ooo BIG BOY
>>64026995
From what game?
>>64026997
I'm no big boy, it's just the most I've ever staked on a bet, shakin desu
Anyone know if bespoke bookies do accas?
>>64027016
can't see any game that's 8-0.. what are you even talking about?
>>64027023
Romania Liga 1 Women, Cluj vs some toddlers
>Removing the HT markets
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>64027013
Big wins.
Feel sick being at work slaving all day for 30 quid whilst he's just won 400 odd
>>64027031
SHIT how did i miss that
congrats btw
>>64027031
>every handicap constantly suspended
Fuck me. 25-0 win?
Imagine running up the score like this.
Worked 8 hours on a Sunday lads, double time. Now it's time to blow it all with muggy Sunday evening betting, fuck yeah!
>11 shots on target
>11 goals
No goalkeeper or what?
Is every market suspended for good?
>>64027051
>>64027061
thanks, even cs market suspended now
>max bet was 2k, didn't have the balls
un-suspended, wtb?
Plaza Argel women is out of line with asia, still on a +0.25
>>64027114
Goal
>suspended
>>64027114
where?
inb4 no second half goals
>>64027114
13-13 CS
>>64027123
365
>>64027067
weekend /bet/ is worst /bet/
>>64026988
There is a god
231 posts in and 50 IPs
S H A K I N G
>>64027169
diminishing returns 2bh
>3-1 Napoli is off
Oh well. Higgy will still score, right?
Who's brave enough to take the -7 then
dubs and there's a disappointing amount of goals in the second half.
>>64027226
On?
>>64027226
gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
>>64027226
Not me
>3 minutes in
>No goals
fuck this taking the dog for a walk lids
>>64027236
Oh markets back open on Cluj.
Yeah I'll take it, but only have a £5 left to put on.
>Bury scoring
Nice.
How to: be a female footballer
>wake up
>get showered
>have some toast for breakfast
>jump in the car
>arrive in Cluj
>do some stretches
>concede 13 goals at HT
>make 0 saves
>get subbed off
>leave bench and go sob in car
>>64027236
nah, I'm happy enough with my 1st half winnings. They could quite conceivably put another 13 past them or just knock it round for 45 minutes.
No bet for me.
Done it all wrong. Heads gone.
>mfw i live in cluj
Should have stormed the pitch with a few mates so that it gets called off and you win fuck all desu bredren
>>64027246
Official dog breed power rankings.
1: Labrador
2: Golden Retriever
3: Husky
..................................................
999999: Everything else.
>>64027289
>no Chow Chow
>no German Shepherd
>Not a single shot/goal second half
Smacking unders desu
>>64027273
Go put on a Cluj shirt and score 7 for us.
>>64027303
I have £1 on 14-0 @ 41 and 15-0 @ 21
>>64027273
Do this for bants
Can't stop rebacking unders, well over a grand on now, heads gone
>>64027320
pics or fuck off.
>>64027320
REBACK
FUCK
PLEASE HOLD, OFF TO WALK THE DOG
>>64027309
Only works in the indian leagues and such leagues where the men are midgets and women have moustaches.I dont think a 6'3 100 kg cunt would have as much luck
>>64027317
I'd do it if i werent so hangover,nobody gives a fuck about womens football so the fine would be like 200-500 lions if any
Got about 15 thousand pounds on unders. Cannot spake. Can not spake.
need the game to be abandoned like AIR right now
>>64027289
Maximum overpleb.
1. Siberian Wolf Dog
2. Rottweiler
3. Schäfer
4. Doberman
[POWER GAP]
9001^9001. Everything else
>>64027357
r8 my dog
>>64027364
9/10 would pet
What about mine
>>64027364
I'll r8 your computer skills m8
unable to rotate a fucking jpeg/10
pls don't make it to 20
have mercy, slags
>>64027374
cute as fuck/10
>>64027382
Hes grown older since
>>64027377
kek
>>64027311
not bad 2bh
chased too hard, pls hold Hunedoara
Life savings on U18.5 fucking sweating
>>64027364
God tier only because he had conquered gravity
pls blow final whistle early
Imagine not piling in to U18 with 5 min to go
Am I retarded, or is playing both 1x and x2 in this match LITERALLY FREE MONEY?
The way I see it, I'm bound to profit anyways, so I can just dump my savings
>>64027508
Back it before they realise quick
just blown me nose as it felt propa bunged and spotted nought but blood when i opened me nappy
been a snowy december so far if u follow lids
>>64027498
Way too risky.
I'm on Bologna to score next and over 1.5 in the U19 Mainz just came in.
>>64027432
HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP
>>64027337
Insane sums literally up about 100 quid, still shaking wow
>>64027540
up fuckin stacks mate
>>64027498
IMAGINE
Bubblegum babies acting surprised they're making money zzz. A monkey could profit on these sites. Still, been a world morning in Asia.
WHAT A WEEKEND, JUST SEEN THE SCORE.
That feel when you refresh balance on bet365 not knowing whether your bet won or lost
Been at church all morning and missed the bet ffs
Lunds BK U19 +AH is a medium to me
>>64027638
why
>>64027647
Was asked to give U19 tips here yesterday, follow if you want dgaf desu family.
Cmon guys I need more answers here. How can I possibly NOT win money on this bet?
>>64027508
>>64027691
Is this a trick question?
>Huguain not scoring
Fucking hell. One job. Still made decent money on Bologna to score next though @~8 both times.
>>64027704
No it's not a trick question.
If result is 1 then I win
If result is X then I win
If result is 2 then I win
Is that not correct?
>>64027711
special it m8
I miss the good old firstrow where this Englishman would commentate Superliga games with indepth knowledge and enthutiasm, probably even moreso than our national commentators. Wonder what's happened to him.
>>64027704
>Higuain just scored 2 in 2 mins
God bless.
1:25 huntington
[email protected]
>>64027508
what's this clueless bookie called?
whats the deal with St Pauli II ?
>>64027765
betsson m8
So am I correct? Really considering throwing my rent money and everything in there t b h
Absolutely disgusting sums on Montpellier Women +1.5, what a ridiculous line to set them at. I really want to enjoy all the mountains I'm going to get from this but I can't help but feel sorry for all the starving kiddies in Niger who are going to bed hungry while I make sickening amounts so easily.
>>64027779
yes, hurry up man
>>64027779
I'm not >>64027765 but it's obviously a mistake, in which case they probably can just cancel it due to some rule in their terms and conditions.
>>64027790
OL are elite
>>64027752
nice, lid
>>64027808
That's exactly what a soccerway babby would say. Listen here, I know French female football mate, I even subscribe to footo femenin every month and I can tell you that this line is just plain wrong.
>>64027792
Well how would they notice it? I'm sure they don't manually check every bet so unless I posted it to a guatemalian goat-trimming forum i'm sure they wont notice it?
>le 'i know female football and disgusting sums on' man
missed you, lid
who's it gonna be for today's disappointment when waking up? i'm thinking xhehawks for the millionth time
>>64027830
I don't know if they WILL notice, but they MIGHT. They might even have a system that detects stuff like that automatically. Personally I wouldn't put my life-savings on it. There's most likely a rule against "guaranteed profits" in their terms and conditions.
In the end it's up to you if you want to take the risk.
>>64027638
Are you the Swede that knows the fit Pole?
>>64027873
Yeah you're right, I read through the rules as well as asked bet365 chat what they would do in that situation and she basically told me they could do whatever the fuck they want. Even take my money and use it for "administrative fees" or some shit.
Will probably put a couple hundred on it
>>64027873
But then again at worst they probably would just cancel the bet.
>>64027890
>Even take my money and use it for "administrative fees" or some shit.
Can't see in any world that is legal. I know they have their t&c but fuck that nonsense.
tears if you weren't on the serb fix
DACember is killing me, heads gone, lost my confidence completely. Just watching obvious bets go home that i didn't get on, and occasionally throw money in desperation and lose more. Bankroll down to 57% of what it was 2 weeks ago.
Give me something and i'll follow it blindly.
>>64027917
I thought that sounded like bullshit as well.
I think the worst thing they can legally do is to cancel the bet. But if they only cancel the winning bet and not the losing bet as well then he might end up losing money.
>>64027927
Liverpool. They win, they cover, the make an afternoon of it. All in on -2 EH.
>>64027917
Well they worded it as "might charge the customer with a fee up to the same amount as the total investment, in order to cover administrational fees"
Loosely translated
>>64027938
This is probably what will happen
>>64027939
Gonna get on this closer to kickoff.
>>64027953
Maybe you could bet on it manually and anonymously with those coupons you can fill out in the stores?
>Montpellier up on rball
zzzzzzz too easy, topping up more horrendous amounts
>>64027971
Good idea, but Norsk Tipping has a monopoly on those coupons, and they don't carry the game(its the guatamalan cup or some shit after all) and also they have shit for odds.
Guess the saying is right. If something is too good to be true...
>THE CITY OF SonderjyskE
>>64027998
You could probably try to go for it, but not with more money than you are prepared to lose.
based SonderjyskE goalie
>All of yesterdays profits on a Liverpool win
With my luck lads, you should probably bet on Newcastle now 2bh
>>64028034
Quality.
S o n d e r j y s k E
>>64027876
Are you the trip with the wide hip?
Need derby goals like A I R
>Jonas Dal's face when Esbjerg gets relegated
>>64028141
One then I'm cashing out. Fuck that game.
I got in @1.61 but Skiljebo U19 to win is still @1.4 and it's currently 2-0 66 mins.
>>64028122
No but with the result as it is, you're the Swede I dont want to impede
>>64028181
thx
>>64028181
nice one lid
Mainstream special stake
Liverpool -1 Asian Handicap Corners @1.825. As a penny punter I've 250 euro on this.
Stupid question, but if you have an acca on 365 losing bets get faded out and winners get a tick right?
I have Higuain and some others to score who haven't played and Higuain is faded out, in spite of scoring 2.
vasquez was missing for palermo, but bookies nailed the price like always, i skipped it.
put 20 on napoli, LOST
chased 80 on Fiorentina, it's winning so far
>>64028525
You cant delete posts and pretend we didnt see
Is Liverpool -1 basically confirmed?
>>64028516
>Liverpool -1 Asian Handicap Corners @1.825. As a penny punter I've 250 euro on this.
I can get Liverpool -1.5 corners @1.833, should I take?
>>64028725
hard to tell newcastle have bent over for small clubs but put up decent fights against bigger clubs.
>>64028758
But @ 2.45 do you think it's okay value?
>>64028802
yes wouldnt be surprised if they scored 5 or 6 against >us
Cuba women -1.5 from 3-1 down against China in the handball world cup.
>>64028725
mainstream special
>>64028802
>But @ 2.45 do you think it's okay value?
in what world can you find Liverpool -1 for 2.45? you sure that's not the first half?
>>64028630
F I O R E N T I N A
2-0
>>64027790
cheers la, up brains
>>64028866
Not asian just regular "Newcastle starts with 1-0"
>>64028888
whats the difference? why are they priced differently?
>>64028888
It's generally advisable to take asian handicaps over euros. Prices are slightly better, and by taking bets around evens you're minimising long-term variance.
>>64028888
>Not asian just regular "Newcastle starts with 1-0"
bubblegum bookies, I swear
>>64028911
Begone child.
>>64027638
FT score? Saw they were 1 down early on
>>64028985
Won 2-1
>>64028912
http://www.allforbets.com/en/topic/10/what-is-a-handicap-european-and-asian-handicaps
>>64028911
>whats the difference? why are they priced differently?
european handicap of Liverpool -1 and Liverpool wins 1-0 is a losing bet
asian handicap of Liverpool -1 and Liverpool wins 1-0 is a refunded bet
>>64029003
Nice one
>>64029053
thanks
Anyone in PGA here at the moment? Has Mackers said anything about taking -1.25?
>>64029119
It's literally a soccerway bet he stole off someone else.
>>64029119
James Mckeown They win the game imo, -1.25 could be a half loss at worst case.
Like · Reply · 4 mins
James Mckeown But still fancy them to win 2+ so your choice.
Like · Reply · 4 mins
>>64028836
6 points diff now, reback Cuba?
>>64028886
>>64028630
i'm the serie A chosen one lids
i put another 20 on o2.5 after udinese went full attack
3-0 now
>>64029135
How do you know he stole it? Two people can tip the same bet, thought you weren't in PGA anyway lid
>>64029205
Should be fine if the teams play their normal level but Cuba need to get to the break with max 5 goals deficit
>>64029246
I've been in PGA since March 2014 lid
>>64029278
JOE
O
E
>>64029256
7points diff at the break, tempted to reback +4.5 to chase losses but the Cuba keeper looks awful
>>64029278
Doxxed.
>>64029278
Stuart Cave?
dropped 30 lions on Livershit and steaua to win both halves
How bad did i fuck up?
111111111111111
>>64029547
>betting on liverpool
>>64029547
u mean FCSB?
>>64029547
>Livershit
not going to lie, the rball looks bad.
>>64029913
>rball
Watch the game pal
>>64029940
>Watch the game pal
I'd rather make an incredible breakfast burrito desu
>>64030036
Looks dece desu, wouldn't have it for breakfast myself but that's just my opinion, no offence intended
>>64030036
>breakfast
>>64030085
it's basically just a typical american breakfast rolled up into burrito form. Potatoes, bacon, scrambled eggs with mushrooms/peppers/onions topped with cheese and sriracha mayo. quite heavenly.
I bet a british version would be comfy too.
>70 IPs
71 now get ya mobiles out lids
need china to keep on attacking in this handball game like AIR
>>64030167
#roadto100
>>64027790
Cheers for this BT, keep it up
>canada 3 up on jamaica after half an hour
and they couldn't do this the other day why?
>>64030036
Would sacrifice a good chunk of today's winnings for one of these.
>>64030036
Recipe/Ingredients please mate?
Watching Liverpool games always makes me miss SkrtelPower. Really puts the current state of /sp/ into relief.
>>64030228
Why do you think I'm BT?
>>64030296
Literally forget he ever existed until you mentioned him.
>>64030186
UAC
UAC
>>64030296
>makes me miss SkrtelPower
Addict bet on Ghouroun +38.5 in Handball.
Canada now a team of Jermain Defoe's, , have to laugh ... otherwise , I'd cry
>>64030307
Please have sex you slug and stop impersonating me
>>64028836
Oh dear, oh dear. Is this your second tip, or have I missed any after Brazil double chance?
>>64030344
>impersonating me
zzz
Probably the same wetwipe who cries his eyes out if I don't trip up or post info and tries to put people off my bets. Please get a life, nerd. Would relish meeting you for a straightener irl.
Going in large on Newcastle DC
Dear Newcastle and Liverpool, the goal is that rectangle thing with a net over it and a bloke standing in the middle of it. You shoot at it.
>>64030438
Haha good one, Peter.
>>64016968
Helping.
Can /bet/ pray for me?
Need 2 Liverpool goals please thank you
>>64030475
It's over
>>64030438
Nice banter friend :^)
>>64030292
see
>>64030142
you could do it with any breakfast food really but I like a good egg/veggie scramble, fried potatoes or hashbrowns, and sausage/bacon/any breakfast meat then sriracha mayo or salsa and cheese to top
win by 2 MINIMUM
cardozo will crush van voof in the air
I think Liverpool will change up and knock in a quick 2 in the next 20-30 minutes and then just hold it.
>>64030527
Nice. Sounds pretty lovely desu.
FUCKING LIVERSHIT A SHIT
START SCORING GOALS FAGGITS
>>64025622
LIVID
I'm in a really fruity mood atm.
Newcastle DC mainstream special
Can't stop farting, think my family are avoiding the living room as it smells so bad
getting on FC Copenhagen desu
muh IPs
Ravens Jags ml double looks pretty nice lads
also on SC Braga and Larissa
>Weekend "/bet/"
Spew
James Mckeown
Just now
On over 1 goalline Benfica B vs Sporting B med/large
Watched whole match, so end to end, cannot see how it ends 0-0. Chances every 30seconds.
>>64030962
I'm on Arouca v Boavista o4.5 @ 1.61
Liverpool won't score just because I placed a bet on it. I'm sure.
>>64031007
They will score because lux is on
>livershit
>Flopp
>>64030729
>>64030437
Up MOUNTAINS
I had Liverpool on an acca but had more money on o 0.5 anyway so I'm not too upset. As long as the goal is in I'm up.
>>64031047
Lux doesn't win bets any more, think that's why he aftertimes instead
Cagliari?
>>64031297
Another case of someone becoming too shrewd to profit, had to close his group as he couldn't profit too pmsl
M A C K E R S
>>64031340
I'm thinking of doing over 14 corners @1.5.
>>64031374
Worried about it happening to you?
So much money on Penn State W -0.25
NFL Picks for early games
Jags - Titans Over 43
Bengals -7.5
Vikings Win @ 2.25, Giants Win @ 2.2. Both should be favourites in my opinion
>>64031624
Agree on giants, but not Vikings.
MACKERS is a legend
UAC
>>64031549
>Impersonating me
I would never make such a muggy, -EV bet you scruffy meff
Down unreal today
>>64031747
*Laughs*
>>64031714
it's a refund atm you melt
>>64031765
Which Twitter page did you get that one off m8?
>>64031765
>making this type of mainstream bet on William Hill
You were always going to lose that money pal
>>64031765
>hiding your first name
zzzzzzz yes you're going to be doxed off that
>>64031747
>upper case I
>no blank line after your greentext
>comma before -ev
>-ev capitalised
At least attempt to copy my posts you sad little dullard. Go back to your £2 accys then please have sex.
who lazy here?
can you tell me why don't have a database /bet/?
you can't expect to profit without one can you?
Need summer gulf friendlies back like air
>>64031851
zzz
>>64031844
>implying its about being doxed and not because I don't want you losers to know my name
>>64032061
zzz alright david you little wetwipe
>>64031968
>aftertiming
zzz
>>64031898
>implying
>>64032061
CALIJAH
A
L
I
J
A
H
was that a month's wages at tesco pmsl
>>64031765
@lucas1official
zzzzzz
>>64031624
>Vikings Win @ 2.25
I think the Vikings chance of winning is probably closer to 40% to be honest
>>64032175
E X P O S E D
Just had a late lunch and too much wine, dozing off in front of the fire here
zzz
>>64032175
>10k followers
who is this cunt
Liverpool backers BTFO
>>64028516
tears if you said no to freemoney lids
>>64032175
how did you do that? are you the guy that exposed Jamboree too?
Down insane yet again. Utter, utter headloss
Quite like how the zzzzzz has taken off. You guys didn't like it when I first started doing it
50 on AC milan to win
>>64032313
>Liverpool backers BTFO
>implying
I'm in it for the long haul faggot, Liverpool to win the league @ 10/1
>>64032743
zzz literally been around from the start of /bet/, mostly pioneered by Obscure zzz
>>64032784
True but it died out for a while, I tentatively brought it back recently and it's been a real hit, very happy.
>>64032759
rebacked
75 eu total @1.70
>>64032907
>le impersonating other anons anon
>>64032784
I know it has and its been over the internet even before /bet/. But Obscure only used it a few times and its never been used on the scale as seen now
>>64032743
Fuck off its shit
>83 posters
so close
>>64033974
Building a strong case to not be moved to /biz/ tbqh :^)
>>64033188
Wow, rude
>>64033974
We need to diversify from brits, americlaps, aussie addicts, then the occasional shrewd/mug scandi.
Need more eastern europeans and south americans
>>64034002
/bet/ is one of the best /sp/ threads and it's actually sports related, unlike WWE which is more closely related to theatre
>>64034134
need an african
>>64033134
>>64032759
official theme for this bet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg
I know some of you slugs have mobiles stop holding out :^)
>>64034321
Reporting in while pooing in the loo
>>64034551
you're on for the logic behind the bet, or as a submission to those god tier feet ?
Up so much on Penn State
>>64034551
>Taking advice on how to use your money from a McDonalds worker who is broke and trying to gamble his way out of debts
>>64034850
Was on unders myself
Balance: 0.00
Was permaUAC in october-november, so I kept withdrawing and spending and spending, living lavish af. Somewhere around 2-3 weeks ago I became either too complacent or too shrewd to profit. Or maybe I just withdrew and spent so much that I fell prey to variance. Either way I don't have a big enough cushion to responsibly deposit more money. What do? I'm really feeling my addiction now. I don't think I'll be able to take penny punting seriously, should I choose to deposit a small amount. I fear I'll blow it all on a fix that's gonne lose.
>>64034857
i'm up three figures from serie A in the last month
go bet on the next liverpool game
>>64035007
Do you watch or have you ever watched anime?
>>64034993
What did you spend your money on?
Bilbao -1 AH anyone?
The vikings literally have no safeties left in the game GET ON SEAHAWKS LARGE
>>64034993
>too shrewd to profit
You aren't the Dane who blogs about his muggy accys are you?
>>64035095
DBZ is an anime so yeah as a child
>>64035313
He wasn't asking you.
>>64035102
Food (so much money on food i'm literally shaking my head), clothes, shoes, new phone, new chromecast, new laptop, new bag, going out.
That's off the top of my head. When I've been grocery shopping I've been buying loads of retarded shit as well, and food which I always end up throwing out when it gets too old because I order take-out twice a day.
I'm a fucking student without a job. Can't belive how reckless I've been.
>>64035095
the one and only : hunter x hunter
>>64035095
death note
Light is literally me desu senpai
>>64035298
they have 1 safety back in but Wilson just called his own number and ran it in, probably too late. I could see the vikings scoring 0 points though this is going to be a beat down
Bet365 doing the in-play offer for Wolfsburg v Man United
probably smack my risk free on 0-0
>>64035421
get back to fundamentals and win it back. are you the handball guy btw?
http://strawpoll.me/6195883
http://strawpoll.me/6195883
http://strawpoll.me/6195883
since everyone seems to want to answer. I think I can see a correlation already.
can't stop rebacking the seahawks spread, on sickening amounts
>>64035499
Where? I don't see it
>>64035678
On the front page where they always display their offers
>>64035763
>>64035731
I didn't even look. Just wanted some (You)s because it's been a rough day.
>>64035818
:( here, you can have another
>>64035818
Been there m8... Been there
>>64035818
Oh (You)
>>64035614
>9 out of 13 people who done this strawpoll claim to be shrewd
>>64035558
I'm not. I'm gonna deposit 200 DKK and punt 10ers for laughs. Do a bit of serious research every day and make a game out of it. Gonna try to spend less time being a zombie watching every game on bet365 10 hours a day. Think that's what got me twisted in the end. Haven't worked out for nearly a month as well. Fuck.
>>64036008
>I'm gonna deposit 200 DKK and punt 10ers for laughs. Do a bit of serious research every day and make a game out of it. Gonna try to spend less time being a zombie watching every game on bet365 10 hours a day. Think that's what got me twisted in the end. Haven't worked out for nearly a month as well. Fuck.
Happened to me recently, then I went on a bad run, chased and felt like quitting. Got back to doing small bet much less frequently but better researched. Only bet like 3 times a day but my win rate skyrocketed. Had a huge day yesterday and am nearly back where I was.
>>64035614
I have watched a couple of anime that were alright so I guess its a yes and yes.
>>64035967
No and no master race reporting in. I'm not completely shrewd because bovada lacks a lot of selection, but I'm also not like most clueless American's spouting "muh value" on NFL games
>>64036008
Also I cut out the addict bets completely. Look at your sheets, you know they're there
>>64036225
They're definitely there. Been acting headlessly. Going for a walk. Thanks for cheering me up m8.
>>64035614
Absolute tears at the yes and no vs yes and yes count. IMAGINE lying on the internet.
>>64036173
>Got back to doing small bet much less frequently but better researched
What were these better researched bets out of curiosity?
>>64035967
How do you know if you're shrewd. What's the barometer?
This fucking Baltimore game
>4th and goal on the 2, qb dive
>bullshit penalty on the pat
Question time fuckfaces
>Age
>Occupation
>Favourite countries/leagues/competitions to bet on
>Profit/loss for November
>Number of bets placed this weekend & P/L
>Biggest flaw as a gambler
>Average amount spent on a haircut
>Political party you voted for last election
>Number of (you)s in this thread
>>64036511
>23
>None
>EPL,Champions league and rball
>Down ridiculous
>Down ridiculous
>I think I'm good at it
>Spending money on a hair cut
>Cons
>0
>>64036511
>Age
22
>Occupation
Gambler
>Favourite countries/leagues/competitions to bet on
Australia, Japan, youth internationals
>Profit/loss for November
+£5180
>Number of bets placed this weekend & P/L
25 bets, +£1509
>Biggest flaw as a gambler
I don't have much of a life so I sometimes place too many bets out of boredom (as above). Can be pretty lazy with research.
>Average amount spent on a haircut
£20
>Political party you voted for last election
Labour
>Number of (you)s in this thread
1
>>64036372
>What were these better researched bets out of curiosity?
college football for research and nba plus all football for live bets. wasnt tipping because I had no confidence to put on a trip. got way away from most prestaking too.
unfortunately college football is basically over but I'm at a little over 60% for the year.
1 4 m o r e
>>64036511
>>Age
20
>>Occupation
student
>>Favourite countries/leagues/competitions to bet on
Like how NCAA slags nearly always matches expectation.
>>Profit/loss for November
Should be up insane but chased hard and lost way too much yesterday
>>Number of bets placed this weekend & P/L
25 no including rebacks, up a few hundred after being down a few k yesterday
>>Biggest flaw as a gambler
Chase because it has worked in the past, dont research enough because of uni
>>Average amount spent on a haircut
£7
>>Political party you voted for last election
Didnt go home because I am registered in a safe seat. No in indyref
>>Number of (you)s in this thread
too many
>>64036511
24
Student
Slag youth
£9,585
2 matches (3 bets), £952
Boredom bets but cut down on them a lot
£7-8
UKIP
4
>>64036809
November not December
>>64036511
>Age
19
>Occupation
Student
>Favourite countries/leagues/competitions to bet on
Norway Tippeligaen, NBA
>Profit/loss for November
+£430, was up £1300 at one point but had a very bad run towards the end of the month
>Number of bets placed this weekend & P/L
26 bets, +£85
>Biggest flaw as a gambler
bad bankroll management, place too many bets
>Average amount spent on a haircut
£15
>Political party you voted for last election
Lib Dems
>Number of (you)s in this thread
37
BOLIVIA
B O L I V I A
A L T I T U D E
>>64036511
>23
>graduate student
>Brazil Série B
>a couple hundred quid
>1 (outcome pending)
>Always bet the FH overs in the Ayy-League
>$20
>voting
>8
>early goals
>>64036511
>>Age
28
>>Occupation
Supply chain management, warehouse efficiency optimization, distribution system conversions
>>Favourite countries/leagues/competitions to bet on
USA only because >LotF, some european soccer and basketball because addict but I break even on those
>>Profit/loss for November
~$300
>>Number of bets placed this weekend & P/L
15 or so, ~$150
>>Biggest flaw as a gambler
chasing, still have some addict betting
>>Average amount spent on a haircut
~$17 plus tip
>>Political party you voted for last election
Democrat
>>Number of (you)s in this thread
not going to bother counting like an autist
>>64036511
>22
>gambler
>slag internationals, fixes, scandinavian youth
>5 figs
>don't count, 1.5k
>accepting best bets will generally be ones hardest to get most money on
>charged 16 but always call it 20
>cons
>15
>>64036809
>Like how NCAA slags nearly always matches expectation.
??
>>64036884
What's the bet?
>>64036869
Ah. 5k. Was busy.
>>64036984
In nearly ever game I've bet on, the bet I've been on has won based on pregame + twitter (+ stream).
>>64036809
You never tip ncaa winners pmsl
>>64036511
>>>Age
31
>>Occupation
Regional director
>>Favourite countries/leagues/competitions to bet on
West asia
>>Profit/loss for November
Down insane
>>Number of bets placed this weekend & P/L
0
>>Biggest flaw as a gambler
Not sure I have one
>>Average amount spent on a haircut
£20-25
>>Political party you voted for last election
UKIP
>>Number of (you)s in this thread
23
>>64036511
>25
>non profit
>celebrity wombs
>+$215
>2 +$15
> meltdowns chasing loses on dumb rball bets
> $25 including beard trim
>voting lel
> 0
>>64036375
>>Age
22
>>Occupation
Unemployed
>>Favourite countries/leagues/competitions to bet on
USA slag and college leagues, Most games streamed all lineups on twitter and it suits my fucked up sleep pattern
>Profit/loss for November
Broken even
>Number of bets placed this weekend & P/L
0 and £0
>Biggest flaw as a gambler
Complete lack of discipline when things go badly
>Average amount spent on a haircut
£10
>Political party you voted for last election
Conservative
>Number of (you)s in this thread
23
>>64037048
>making out like 5k was a poor month for you
zzz
>Bilbao red in the 20th minute
RIP
>Age
23
>Occupation
Degenerate Gambler
>Favourite countries/leagues/competitions to bet on
Belgian Youth, Brazilian Youth, Ukranian Youth, Lower Spanish Divisions, CFB
>Profit/loss for November
-€2372
>Number of bets placed this weekend & P/L
Not bothering to track spreadsheet anymore till 2016, probably 30ish bets with a decent profit.
>Biggest flaw as a gambler
Too conservative leading to quantity over quality bets. Lazy in research although improving.
>Average amount spent on a haircut
€10
>Political party you voted for last election
Conservative-Liberal
>Number of (you)s in this thread
You can count them yourself.
Luxton aftertiming again. Note, goal hasn't been scored yet but he's only commented when Melgar got the pen
Bovada not having ncaa slags is brutal. Between my myself, my roommates and my brother, I know over 50 players on hoop and soccer teams.
>>64037280
Wish someone would glass that cunt
>>64036511
>25
>warehouse monkey
>nrl with a touch of afl
>+1300 or so because I picked Holly Holm beating Rousey in the 2nd
>~20 -$200
>betting on sports I know nothing about
>$0. Shave it myself
>Labor
>9 Yous
>>64036511
>Age
21
>Occupation
Student
>Favourite countries/leagues/competitions to bet on
NFL, EPL
>Profit/loss for November
Up thousands
>Number of bets placed this weekend & P/L
10 bets, +$1500
>Biggest flaw as a gambler
Can't seem to find bets that lose
>Average amount spent on a haircut
$25
>Political party you voted for last election
Libertarian
>Number of (you)s in this thread
4 or 5
>>64037417
Thought he would wait until the goal had gone in desu, baby steps
>only 4 of 13 /bet/ posters make 4 figs+
t e a r s
>>64036511
>Age
20-24
>Occupation
Semi-Pro Gambler
>Favourite countries/leagues/competitions to bet on
Iceland, Estonia, Finland, Womens tournaments.
>Profit/loss for November
Down 1-2k
>Number of bets placed this weekend & P/L
0
>Biggest flaw as a gambler
cba to research
>Average amount spent on a haircut
£10?
>Political party you voted for last election
UKIP
>Number of (you)s in this thread
7
Reggie and Bollie next elimination in X factor @9 special stake
>>64035298
>>64035487
>>64035637
>>64036926
maybe I will trip up, my live football betting game is getting better an better
>>64038054
What do you mean semi pro?
This fucking Jacksonville kicker
>>64038245
Please don't
skrill really is a fucking rip off isnt it
>>64038728
>not being VIP with 1 euro transaction fee limits
>>64038054
>Semi-Pro Gambler
>cba to research
>UKIP
this is bait
>>64038675
I could just start aftertiming all day
>Going for it on 4th down
want this meme to stop
Joe such a pseudo shrewdie
>>64039021
? Guy has a 6 figure roll
>>64038480
It is how I make income currently but I havent been doing it long enough or make that much that I consider it fully pro.
>>64038848
Why?
Nice Fix in Corinthias game, Avai scored to stay in the league. Can't see Corinthias score. They will give them 3 pts.
>You'll never be Lee
>>64039434
Good.
newnes seething
In the England u17 team playing atm only one of the players is white
Thoughts?
>>64039649
Pseudo shrewdie
>>64039753
Dont care
>>64038631
Really sad to see a dude get fired on national television desu
>>64039753
It's because black kids tend to be stronger/quicker at a younger age. Also academies would rather sign a quick, big player who's footballing ability is limited as you can't teach physical attributes but can vastly improve their footballing ability.
>>64039927
Hilarious game, can't believe I didn't back the overs at any point.
>>64040019
That fucking pi was nonsense, ridiculous game
>OT
If I post bets like this one would someone follow it or would I be wasting my time?
>>64039972
This is quite true. A guy I went to school with got signed by Chelsea even though there were others at our school slightly better at football than him because he's ridiculously fast
r8 /bet/
>>64041399
Probably not, I don't imagine alot of people around here speaking Spanish
>>64041663
I would obviously translate the options.
New thread
>>64041599
>>64041417
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/france/8483800/French-football-approved-quotas-on-number-of-black-players.html
Wolves 15:00
Ginger Jack
12/1 e/w bet365
Ginger Jack was never in a position to challenge LTO so I'm prepared to forgive him that run. He's down another 2lbs, 1lb below his LWM and has PJ McDonald back on board who has ridden him for four of his last five wins.
This is his 3rd start for this yard and he's down in to a Class 4 for the first time since his last win.
I don't think any of his rivals are particularly well handicapped although the likes of Russian Reward and Hannington have scope for improvement, whilst Dream Spirit and Golden Heritage are surely better than what they have shown recently.
The pace should be honest and Ginger Jack is more than capable of winning from a mark of 84, it just depends whether the handbrake comes off.
Friendly reminder: this horse is 12/1 and will most likely not win or place.
>>64042524
Lingfield even, he'll definitely win if he goes to Wolves
>>64042576
New thread >>64041719
>>64042524
>>64042576
>limited to £166 stake on 365
is there a mole in /bet/???
