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>Baylel BTFO
>Houston 10-0
>>64004807
First for UCF
1st for Bama CFP chip
First for msu natty champs
ANIME
>mfw Alabama wins out and wins its 4th national title in 7 years
1st for Clemson BTFO
>>64004837
hows high school
>>64004807
Canadians watch American college football, why?
Why is watching Gaylor get btfo more fun than watching two decent teams play in a defensive struggle? I tend to like the games where defenses make the big plays but damn.
>>64004825
ayyy my nigga
IT'S FROSTY IN HERE
should I get five guys or Chinese (or maybe even bdubs or bagger daves)
>Watching Gaylor getting BTFO
>Watching Houston meme their way to the NY6
>Shitting on aggro decks in Hearthstone
>Shitposting about it all in /cfb/
Who /maximumcomfy/ here?
>>64004859
>implying cfb and anime don't go hand in hand
how does it feel to suck at life?
HEY IOWA!
THREE HOURS UNTIL YOU'RE EXPOSED
This is bullshit. Texas has a few very close fluke losses, two losses from fluke mishandled kicks and suddenly they're out of the running for the title?
Here's what should happen-NEW rule change. If a team with a few losses beats an undefeated team, like Texas beat Oklahoma, then Texas should be able to swap records with them. It would prevent fluke losses from tarnishing an actual good teams reputation.
Thoughts?
>>64004940
I'm okay with this.
>>64004869
Because Baylor is a really easy school to dislike
CHIMP OUT
oh damn, grip n sip getting BTFO
>another Baylor INT
>another fight
what a shitshow
>Baylel
So Temple are planning to plug $100m into a new 35k seater stadium, and have vastly increased scholarships for football players, do you think they can become a big name team?
The chimpouts continues.
I love a good Gaylor collapse.
>>64004940
An add on to this rule: if said team beats the undefeated team and takes their record only to be btfo by another team the next week, they will lose bowl eligibility entirely
why isn't baylor just chilling and throwing bubble screens n shit?
>>64005023
Ran out of meme QBs.
>>64004940
dellusion
>>64005023
Their monkey brains are not smart enough to process that :^)
>This game
>These chimpouts
>Baylor was literally in contention for the final four
>>64004849
alabama doesn't have any real national titles and in two months that will still be true
>>64005006
If they can keep scheduling and beating the 3 B1G schools in the area, then yes
Were they not giving the max number of FBS football scholarships in the first place? Just doing that will be an inprovement
This is the end as we know it for the Gaylel meme. About time.
>BTFO Oklahoma
>lose to Iowa
>Lose to Tech
>BTFO Baylor
why can't we just win every game?
>>64005040
>>64005036
>4th string kid in
>have him throw deep downfield
may as well run the fucking wildcat at this point, jesus.
does this finally prove that meme offenses are literally shit.
>>64005068
>Iowa
M8
>The Sparty comeback was the beginning of the end for Baylel
>>64005068
Because Keksas is the most bipolar team in the country.
>>64005068
I hope texasing becomes a thing
>memeple
>>64005098
I mean the other Iowa
Do I watch Baylor-Texas or the AAC CG
>>64005093
sorry man
you're just not a playoff caliber team
More refball against Texas, this is bullshiiiiiittttt
New rule proposal: There are no penalties. If there are no penalties then that's the ONLY way we can see a 100% equal game, no refball, no more plotting against Texas.
Thoughts?
>>64005144
Teaxs-Baylor
The chimpouts are amazing.
Refs haven't even thrown anyone out yet.
>>64005158
>texfags confirmed patriots of CFB
>The shitty of the grip n sips
>>64005144
>not watching both flipping during commercial breaks
Jesus Christ Nick Rose is garbage
getting hungry lads
what should I get?
>>64005185
a bag of dicks
>>64005144
WatchESPN.com double box
Lel it's like he wanted another chimp out
Why the FUCK did Houston lose a game?
They'd be in the fucking playoff.
>the city of the baptist church
>>64005058
Well I was wrong when I said vastly increased scholarships, what they've done is cut a shit tonne of other sports so that they can keep upping the spending for football.
There's a big push from them to make themselves into a football university. I was just wondering how much they're going to have to put in to get there.
>>64005185
If watching a game with a Texas team, Whataburger.
>Texas Academics literally holding them back out of bowl game.
Top kek.
How is Steven Rose so bad? This little chili bowl haircut faggot has videos on himself in YouTube kicking 70 yard fieldgolals and kicking a field goal while doing a back flip but then he misses game tying extra points from 1 millimeter out and simple field goals
>>64005231
Because they forgot they're Houston.
>could Texas get into a bowl game at 5-7?
Don't get my hopes up, commentator guy.
>>64005185
queso and fajita scoops
Tom Herman is going to make Houston into a superpower
I can't wait too see Ohio State get their asses handed to them by Houston on New Years.
>>64005238
pay rhule
>BAYLEL
Looks like OSU is heading to the Sugarb Owl.
>>64005253
Even if you're not watching a Texas team, get Whataburger if they're around where you live. It's GOAT fast food no matter what In-n-Outfags tell you
>Baylor
>>64005238
It takes a lot of money. Cutting men's wrestling or whatever isn't gonna get them there. Big donor bases would do more, but they play in the toughest G5 conference
TOP KEK GAYLOR
NO POINTS
Hey guys get this, Waco, more like...wacko!
>>64005257
>Steven Rose
>Steven
>texas ran 27 yards during the commercial break
lyl
>>64005348
As least post a Carlos you faggot.
>>64005277
Ohio State's going to the Rose Bowl though to play Stanford or Oregon
I've been to Waco and there's literally nothing there except a Dr Pepper museum
>>64005364
Shut up, magic school bus was a shit cartoon
>>64005231
Does /sp/ think an undefeated Houston would have made it in? They'd have wins over Louisville, Temple, Navy, and Memphis.
I think they'd have been on the outside. None of those wins are particularly good, while all other contenders will have had some top 15 win
>>64005371
Nope loser of MSU-Iowa will go to the Rose bowl
>texas will win and make the oklahoma loss look better
Good...good...
>>64005353
>makes a v sound
>use ph
Meme spelling
If Houston continues stomping Temple, do they deserve a NY6 Bowl over Navy??
Will OK lose cred for the CFP if Baylel get shut out?
Do any other Go5 Champys have any effect on the rest of the Bowl Season?
Who else is praying for a shut out by Sparty?
Does Florida stand even a snowball's chance in hell?
>>64005391
No. Memphis would have had a much stronger case. Houston never had a chance.
>>64005397
If Iowa loses, Ohio State will be ranked above them. If Michigan State loses, they wouls go to the Rose Bowl
>>64005397
lel no
So if houston wins who do they go against?
who is unc gonna play in the CFP?
Georgia State had to add three women's sports when they added a football team. Why is this? Women are allowed to play college football and have before, so cfb is not a "men's" sport.
100000 bucks says Iowa plays in the Rose Bowl after they lose today.
Ohio State plays Houston in the Who Gives A Shit Bowl
>>64005397
This would only happen if the game is fought tooth and nail and comes down to a dramatic last second finish.
That won't be the case. MSU is going to beat Iowa by AT LEAST 42 points. I've got my mortgage on it.
>>64005429
they dont even get in with a win
>>64005277
just how mad were you last year when OSU won the whole thing, anon?
>>64005428
Florida State or /BOOTY BLAST/
>Charlie Strong firing anybody
North Carolina and Ohio St both at 20-1 to win the National Title.
>>64005436
Post your bet slip
>>64005416
>If Houston continues stomping Temple, do they deserve a NY6 Bowl over Navy??
The auto bid goes to the highest ranked G5 conference champion, so Navy's a non-factor. Even if Navy was in the running Houston has a better record and beat them by 20 just last week.
>>64005421
How? OSU's schedule was barely harder than Iowa's. They had one more ranked team in the season.
I saw a Iowa fan yesterday and l just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant. and he was sitting eating some fucking salad. Salad. Typical fucking Memeyes fan. He was there with his stupid Memeyes fan wife who of course was eating a fucking salad too.
Jesus Christ I hate Hawkeye fans so much.
I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in college football. He didn't say anything. but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Hawkeyes t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in football with the best money in football please". I couldn't fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at this fucking salad like he's king of the world.
I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN FOOTBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.
You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Hawkeyes fans put on is ridiculous.
Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking salad was almost as good as being in football heaven.
I couldn't fucking take it. l told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like 'dude what are you talking about' like he didn't fucking know what a prick he was. l fucking tackled him right there.
Staff called the cops on me as if l did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Memeyes fans.
sad that this is the last saturday for /cfb/
It was fun this year lads
>Michigan punting
>Duke kickoff team
>Ohio State play calling
>meme offenses
>>64005469
They need to win and a loss from Stanford
>>64005497
even then OSU gets in
>>64005468
my bad, I had my head up my ass while I was typing that
>>64004825
ucf is a meme school desu
I saw the Iowa Hawkeye coach at a grocery store in front of the selection committee yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person and that I was excited for our game tomorrow, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for the #4 seed or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken back, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “undefeated? undefeated? undefeated?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to play the game I saw him trying to walk out the doors with Iowa still in the playoffs and the B1G Championship trophy without the game being played yet.
Jeff Long was at the counter and was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to play for the trophy first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought it to the counter.
When he took the trophy and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped Jeff and told him to scan it individually “to prevent any losses being put on it” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s the process. After he scanned it and put it in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
>>64005432
>Women get treated better than men in the name of equality
Not exactly breaking news. Just gonna have to learn to live with it unless you want to dedicate your life to changing all of Western culture
>>64005487
MSU will BTFO Iowa. They'll fall to the back of the 1 loss teams
>>64005501
lel nah. tOSU needs Stanford and Bama to lose
look out everybody, the white boy's getting dialed in
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Michigan State , and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the University of Michigan , and I have over 104 confirmed wins. I am trained in having ELITE defenses and I’m the top coach in the entire Big 10 Conference. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of playoff comittee members across the USA and your playoff spot is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your undefeated season. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my offense. Not only am I extensively trained in having ELITE defenses, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the TOP Ohio recruits in the state and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the conference, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking playoff spot is mine, kiddo.
GRIP
AND
SIP
>>64005538
Stop.
Watching an Iowa game is like being trapped in an infinitely long maze with no end. Every corner you turn there is a sign that flashes in front of you, loudly declaring "MEME!". You run and you run, but you cannot escape the memes. MEME! MEME! MEME! You are trapped in this maze, there is no escape. Moments turn into minutes, minutes into hours, hours into days, weeks, months, years... This slowly becomes your only reality. You try so hard to complete the maze, but it is pointless. Around every turn is the word MEME, mocking you. This is Iowa football.
>>64005526
Stanford is a non factor. 2 losses will doom them
>>64005526
Ohio State needs Florida,USC and MSU all to win.
But they'd definitely be in then
What time does Iowa get exposed?
>>64005561
Ohio State needs to start getting ready for their big important bowl game vs Houston.
holy fuck they just said ND still could get in
please fire this crew immediately
>implying OSU are getting in
"lol"
>>64005569
2000EST
>>64005576
You mean the Rose Bowl anon
>>64005569
8pm, son
>Buttgers poaches Chris Ash
>Our defense is now fully coordinated by Luke Fickell again
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Teams whose names are animals should be required to have a live animal mascot
Oklahoma is in
Clemson, Iowa, Bama, and Michigan State are in with a win
Stanford is in with a win and a loss by Bama or Clemson
UNC is in with a win and a Stanford loss
Ohio State is in with losses by Bama and Stanford
>>64005583
If Florida won and Stanford lost. If Florida won today it would create chaos but Notre Dame getting in is far fetched
>>64005539
I want to know how our ass tastes in the 2nd half, Grimace.
I'll admit I'm a Florida fan but desu Vanderbilt has a great athletic program and turns out many great NFL athletes. They are always underrated. You fools see #10 vs unranked and assume you know everything there is to know. You are nothing. You are children. Florida is one of the greatest football programs around and that is an undisputable fact. We didn't see Florida get exposed today. We saw Vanderbilt show the world what a power house they are. It was a well fought game between two great programs. At the end of the day the better team came out on top.
>>64005628
kek
fuck Florida, fuck Vandy, and fuck Frankin's bitch ass
>>64005613
>stanford
The Pac12 is irrelevant as usual.
>>64004940
Oklahoma losing to Texas was a fluke loss. So your idiotic idea is worthless
>>64005496
is it finally over
>>64005628
Wew la
>>64005624
that just means OSU would get in.
>>64005624
Ohio State has 1 loss and Notre Dame has 2. How would the committee jump ND over OSU after neither played and a team ND lost to just lost?
ORBIT
R
B
I
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>BAYLEL
ZERO (0) POINTS
Holy shit this team is trash.
>>64005677
oh I know it's copypasta
Just seeing the words Florida and Vanderbilt gets me all riled up tho
nice kick lel
>>64005496
>BYU has no coach
it's been a strange trip as per usual
see all you paper tigers in the MW next season
>>64005661
>>64005667
Let's say Clemson and Alabama lose and the winner of their games don't get in either. Two spots open, one for Oklahoma, one for Big 10 winner, one for OSU, and one for Notre Dame
>>64005683
No one outside Waco is ever going to argue that Baylor isn't trash..
...Wait, you're talking about how they're playing, aren't you?
>>64005667
Notre Dame puts more eyeballs on screens
>>64005701
Clemson would get in over ND in that scenario if UNC was left out. Are you retarded?
>>64005387
wow what a faggot.
>>64005496
Pretty good year for cfb, I'd say. Plenty of possible meme-ing left in bowl season as well.
>>64005703
Both actually.
>>64005667
The same reason that Ohio state even made it last year, their name
>>64005701
I'm an OSU fan. There's no fucking way both Notre Dame and Ohio State get in. North Carolina would and should get in if they win, especially in that scenario
>>64005387
wow you're a fucking loser
Like you never played the computer game based on the Space Episode of the Magic School Bus for hours on end, faggot.
150th for >gaylor
>>64005705
Lol no they don't. OSU and maybe Alabama have had the best ratings for years now
>>64005705
that's part of the reason i honestly doubt the sec will ever be left out of the playoff in the entire lifetime of the 4 team playoff.
>>64005705
>Notre Dame
>putting more eyes on screens than Ohio State
This fuckin' guy
>>64005701
I don't know why you are even bothering with scenarios of Bama losing. Florida literally won't score a single point today.
>>64005731
>Notre Dame would get in over Ohio State because of last year when Ohio State got in beause they're the biggest brand in college sports
Do you see where your logic goes to shit?
Do you think Arnold really plays Motion Strike?
>>64005752
>muh history
>>64005767
as much as that one model with the big tits plays Clash of Clans
>>64005718
>clemson loses and gets in
Anyone here ever cheated on their gf? I feel bad I'm wondering how to end it but I need to exchange Christmas gifts with her first
>>64005778
this graph is dumb and you should feel dumb
>>64005778
>Auburn
>more fans than Bama
Cool list bro.
>>64005790
in that scenario, yes. Did you even read the post you retard.
>>64005808
I read it and it was stupid, teams that lose their last game don't go to the playoffs
>>64005796
>not fucking your second gf then having wonderful Christmas sex with your primary
Feels good man.
>>64005752
>Texas is 40 wins away from making history.
See above
One of these commentators in Temple Houston game looks like he's dying.
>>64005828
So how does ND get in with that scenario then?
I'm gonna spoil it for you guys talking about "what if what if what if"
Here's what's gonna happen
1. Clemson
2. Alabama
3. Michigan State
4. Oklahoma
Alabama vs Oklahoma national championship. You can stop speculating now.
>>64005844
touche
>>64005887
If that happens I will quit watching college ball altogether.
It's gonna be Iowa vs North Carolina.
>>64005887
1. Clemson
2. Alabama
3. Oklahoma
4. MSU
Is more likely. MSU v Alabama natty
I'm feeling a clemsoning incoming though
>>64005887
>clemson not clemsoning in the ACC championship or the first round
not realistic desu senpai
>>64005838
>Michigan won't win any game in the span that Texas wins 40 more
Dude
reminder that the SEC will do everything in its power to ensure that Alabama wins. Be prepared for maximum refball is Florida jumps out to a lead
>>64005739
>>64005723
Magic School Bus wasn't funny, at all, not interesting, not intriguing, not thought provoking, it was a boring ass, lame, cartoon, it was the Full House of cartoons. You're grown men saying a little babies tv show is great, grow up, get out of my football thread, and go watch anime like the manchild you are
>>64005919
>5 0-12 seasons in a row for Michigan
Book it Dan.
>>64005935
reminder that florida is so mediocre they scored 2 points last game
>>64005958
even FSU scored those points
>>64005914
The winner of Michigan State/Iowa is going to jump an Oklahoma team that doesn't play a championship game.
I'm telling you. It's Bama oklahoma title game. Two of the biggest names and brands in college football, and the two best teams in the country. People will watch that one.
>>64004849
Oh, hey Nick
Is biscuits and gravy a good hangover food?
I just dragged my ass out of bed and need to eat before I suffer on the couch watching football.
>>64005948
>comparing MSB to Chinese cartoons
I get it, it is saturday, but at least try to troll well. 2/10 made me reply.
>>64005887
>Clemson
'No", they lose tonight
>Bama
"No", they will get exposed today. One trick pony that literally lost to Ole Miss. Meme team just like last year.
>Oklahoma
Big 12 is the greatest meme in CFB. They'll get BTFO.
>MSU
The only one you got correct.
>>64005991
yeah
>>64005948
You're either 18 years old or over 40. Either way, I pity you.
Michigan State, Ohio State, Iowa, and Alabama would be like the 6th best team in the BIG12, must be nice playing in shit conferences
>>64005991
IME the best hangover cure is gatorade, bananas, and oatmeal.
>>64005974
>two best teams in the country
I really hope this is bait
>>64006028
/fit/ pls go.
>>64005991
Yeah but depends where from man.
Don't heat up some leftover biscuits and gravy you bout to puke that shit up.
Go to whatever local fried chicken joint you got round you and get some.
>tfw Bojangles within a mile of my apartment
senpai im off to five guys
>tfw my FG has beer on tap
>>64006046
Kava's it is, right around the corner.
>>64006060
wtf where you live with a FG with beer
>>64006080
detroit
What time does based Harbaughs team play?
>>64006039
>iowa
>michigan state
>ohio state
>any of these being top two
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
>>64006026
pretty funny with how shit this baylor/texas game has been
>>64005991
Just make yourself a margarita and some toast man
>>64006045
no u
But seriously, gatorade gives you all the electrolytes and minerals you lost, bananas restore your potassium and sugar, and the oats give you fiber and sponge up the alcohol and acid in your system.
Pedialyte also works
All the salt and fat in gravy would probably make it worse, tbqh pham
>>64006093
>detroit
eh, keep it
>>64006118
I can't eat bananas, the texture makes me gag.
>>64005991
>not cracking a beer and getting your buzz back
What's wrong with college kids these days?
>>64006101
jan 1 at 1pm
>>64006093
being adjacent to multiple liquor stores does not mean the five guys has beer
>>64006137
how old are you
FUCK these Jimmy V commercials. Fuck the Jimmy V watermark in the corner of every ESPN broadcast. If I had cancer, being reminded that I have cancer would be the LAST thing I'd want.
>>64006171
33, can't eat asparagus either.
>>64006154
This. In my experience the only two things that really help a hangover are sleep or just drinking again
>>64006137
do you need your mom to cut the crust off your sandwiches?
>>64006180
Jimmy V was GOAT. That foundation was a great idea.
My mother died of cancer and we donate to the Jimmy V foundation yearly.
>>64006137
Nigga you gay
>>64006188
you are still in DeToilet, so it's really nothing special.
>>64006216
yeah downtown sucks this time of year
>>64006188
>Redneck
>Redneck Lite
>Watered down shit
>Dutch piss
>Pretend Blue Moon
>Girly beer
Absolutely pissening.
>>64006194
*strong cup of coffee and a bagel
>my current situation
>>64006213
eating bananas is pretty gay tbqh family
>>64006212
Jimmy V was a terrible person, and since your mom died you are giving them free money?
a cure for cancer would be hilarious just because all these foundations taking money from everyone will be destroyed
>>64006237
>i only drink the finest craft beers
>>64006237
it's just beer dude. drink it, get a buzz, shut the fuck up.
>>64006280
>spending $5 on a shitty beer.
>>64006018
>Implying 18 year olds don't like the magic school bus
Fuck you I love that shit
time to go eat a delicious grilled cheese before i watch my boys demolish florida in the ccg
>Greg Ward ded
>>64006272
>he doesn't have taste buds
very sorry to hear that senpai
>>64006202
I don't NEED her to do it.
>>64006320
I prefer Miller Lite because I embrace my white trash side. I don't need to feel classy while im drinking and yelling at college kids on my tv.
Tom Herman is obviously the greatest mind in CFB today. Does he stay at Houston?
>>64006272
>willingly drinking pisswater when you're not at a party
Does this picture look like a typical meal you might consume?
>>64006413
looks like a good post workout meal
>>64006267
>uncheat
That's the whole goal. Jimmy V foundation is one of the most efficient in donation dollars going towards research and helping those with cancer.
She really liked stuff like that, and whether it does something or not.
*****TOP 10 FALSE /CFB/ CONSPIRACY THEORIES*****
1. half your teams roster isn't from Texas
2. there's such a thing as "hangover food"
3. Ohio State/Michigan State/Alabama are good
4. IPA beer is good
5. Drinking beer for taste isn't gay
6. In n Out is good
7. Texas won't be national champions in 2 years time
8. Michigan vs Ohio State is a good rivalry
9. Dominos isn't the best chain pizza
10. Burnt orange is an ugly color
>>64006413
That looks pretty good.
>>64006448
>unrefridgerated ketchup
>on banana
you fucking savage
>>64006464
>Texas
>still relevant
>>64006405
He just signed a huge contract extension that requires facility upgrades. What do you think?
>>64006497
>he puts his ketchup in the fridge
>>64006464
That no one should recruit from Texas guy who calls people atheists is hilarious. Wonder where he is at now that TCU has been btfo.
TEXAS
B T F O
T
F
O
>>64006522
>it's a most 2016
>he still doesn't
Upvote this if you're a proud virgin that supports Tim Tebow and don't need no vagina
>>64006656
>I've been here all summer - the post
>>64006702
honestly what did she expect though
>>64006272
>>64006280
>admitting to being college freshmen
LGTSS
>Texas
>>64006725
i think she expected he was a "virgin" in that he only publicly had never had sex and privately lost his virginity years ago.
>>64006464
>steerfucker detected
>>64006725
Money and fame
>>64006464
>implying burnt orange doesn't make me puke
>>64006405
that's not Mike Leach,but I'll face you over that statement
>>64006804
Shut up stupid, dumbest line I ever heard in a movie "steers and queers" first of all there aren't steers just roaming around everywhere, I never even seen one except for when I petted Bevo and fed him sugar cubes, and secondly we don't even like gay people in Texas, how the hell is Texas only steers and queers? It's such a stupid line, I boycotted that retarded movie, fuck Full Metal Jackass
>>64006405
At least till 2020. I bet Houston moves to a power conference in the next realignment and Herman competes for a real conference championship in my lifetime.
i wouldnt want to have sex with a man body either
>>64006945
How much longer until beauty pageants are forced to use fat girls because fat is beautiful?
Even if Baylor comes back to win, you're still a fuckin meme. When people hear "Texas" the first things that come to mind are the Longhorns, hot girls, and the best BBQ in the world. When someone hears "Baylor" they think of Rg3, Brittany trans dyke Greiner, and Waco getting btfo by the feds lmao.
Still the richest program in the whole nation, you're all inferior.
>>64007127
I bet half the players on your roster aren't even from Texas
>>64007127
>best barbecue
sure it is
>>64007176
You're right, its not half its 100% no corruption and stealing other states players here.
>Houston band playing the John Cena Theme
Have fun when your coach goes to a bigger and better program, its happened with small programs before and it will happen again. Just ask Memphis fans lol.
It's almost over ewe guise
;_;
Clemson has 0 Texas players
Bama has 8 Texas players
OU has 50 Texas players
Iowa has 9 Texas players
>>64007127
Houston is the top program in Texas now
>>64007200
Read it and weep, Carolina BBQ is meme shit, Tennessee is meme shit, anything covered in sugar bbq sauce or vinegar sauce is meme
Getting beat by the wildcat every time. Loll wtf is this shit
>>64006945
You still would though
>>64007250
Every dog has its day, Houston will lose their coach just like every good team in the AAC
>>64007255
KEK
E
K
you're literally a little bitch if you're not using whole pig and vinegar-based
>>64007250
this 2bh
>>64007301
Herman isn't going anywhere.
>JMU struggling with fucking Colgate
And people actually thought they were contenders lmao
>>64007307
pig pickin is the way to go but SC mustard > NC vinegar
>>64007301
>implying usXII's aren't already considering sending Houston an invite
>>64007255
>iowa barbecue
>not infinitely superior
also
>one restaurant somehow makes an entire state's barbecue better
>>64007322
I bet Cincinnati thought Brian Kelly would stay too
IF TEXASS BLOWS THIS JEBUS MUST POST BUSSY
>that texas offsides
>>64007307
Lmao anyone can make pig taste good, that's not a skill, and all your BBQ joints are run by blacks ewww, here in Texas it's only white men, good job, you're a kuck
>>64007348
He literally just signed an extension
Yeah he probably won't stay here forever but he will be there for the next two years
>>64007348
Totally different situation. Houston has a chance to take control of the region. Cincinnati will never be able to compete with OSU, ND and Michigan.
>>64007347
Midwest, get this through your head, your BBQ is shit, there's no such thing as "Chicago BBQ", there's no such thing as "Iowa BBQ" go play in your cornfields faggot, go fuck your sister in the barn hiding behind your pa's tractor
Texas BBQ is best, it's been proven already
LMAO
TEXAS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>64007412
>toothless southern hillbilly
>somehow shittalking iowa about sisterfucking
this is how i know you're a retard.
>>64007449
Only a fuckin hillbilly would think Texas is the deep south, lmao
>>64007402
>Houston has a chance to take control of the region
People actually believe this
>>64007491
Texas is technically the 2nd most southern state in the USA besides Florida faggot
Hey guise
Idaho is part of South now
we sometimes cook animals outside over a fire
and we're a state full of racist white people
I even saw a guy flying a Conf. Flag after the whole legal bullshit in the news
>>64007543
>Geographically
>He doesn't know about Hawaii
>>64007570
fuck #REKT
>>64007491
classic diversion tactic from texas to desperately try to differentiate themselves from the rest of the south. the entire southern half of the country is full of retard hicks, but your state is the only one playing mental gymnastics to try and hide it. call me when you're not in the bottom half of the country in education
>>64007570
Hawai'i isn't a part of the USA according to the TSA.
>the Deep South
>in the Northern Hemisphere
Trinidad and Tabago would like to have a word w/ you
>houston literally choking game away as we speak
TEXAS
B L O W N
T H E
F U C K
O U T
>>64005432
it's based on money, and title ix fags get pissed if you balance it by just building a velocidrome w/e that no one uses. Mens football teams are a huge money sink. That's why equestrian sports are so popular for women on college, they can put 100 people on the roster to no ill effect and horses are expensive to maintain, so it balances out
>>64007009
were there ever been one made in the Southern or Northern states
need to know
UNC v Clemson
or
Iowa v MS
Which one should I watch?
>>64007543
>>64007603
Call me when you have a top 10 economy in the world, you poor Midwest tractor driving hillbilly
>>64007570
>yfw Reno is further west than LA
>tfw when Houston
>tfw your QB is better at running then passing
>>64007663
y not both, senor britbong?
>>64007402
>Houston has a chance to take control of the region
Do Cougs fans actually believe this drivel?
FUCK THE HERNS!!
>>64007674
Do we have the technology?
>>64007663
Depends what you're looking for. If Clemson loses then a team that was in the hunt makes it in and UNC is definitely good enough to take Clemson out. On the other hand, the winner of the B1G championship goes to the playoffs and the other doesn't so its win or go home for both teams.
>>64007666
midwest is the number one gdp region in the country dipshit.
>>64007603
>some midwest tractor fucker trying to tell me the 12st largest economy in the world is run by retard hicks
>Tfw Baylor fan
>tfw we were down by 20
>4th string quarterback
>now we're literally just snapping to our runningback
>actually catching up, about to score
Are you worried yet, Texasfags? I know I would be.
MFW EVERY TEAM PLAYING TODAY IS A TEXAS TEAM
>>64007611
>the TSA is an authority on anything
bunch of slack jawed dumb asses
>>64005047
>Baylor literally has NO quarterback
Who /MontanaNDSURematch/ here? Gonna have that shit on the computer with the SECCG on the TV.
>>64007714
>comparing an entire region to 1 state
Lol fuckin uneducated hick
>this Baylor Texass game
shit teams, big 12 a shit
>>64004807
>Baylel BTFO
You were saying?
>>64007728
lol we expected to get BTFO faggot. No matter how worried I get that you baptistfags will come back, I know it doesn't even compare to the worry that you have that you still might actually lose.
The CUSA game is gonna cut into the basketball game I wanna watch
fucking grip n sip
>>64007790
im comparing it to the southwest dumbass
>>64007560
Idaho became part of the south when they joined the Sun Belt
>>64007680
I believe Temple would give Texas or Baylor a run for there money
pretty much any of the XII
>>64007828
First Texas is the deep south, now they're the southwest?
Lmaooo
>Midwest education
Has the Southern Miss qb been wearing fag capris all year?
>>64007853
but thanks to nfl division of teams i always thought that dallas is in the east
>>64007841
This, they would bootbyblast UTexas
>>64007853
>midwest
>not in the middle of the western US
lel
OKLAHOMA LOST TO THIS TEAM LOL
>>64007877
nah they beat Baylor
>>64007828
not one single post ever mention the southwest. we're talking about Texas after YOU said they were deep south. jesus are all tractor-fuckers as retarded as you? and Texas is more important to the country than the midwest will ever be deal with it faggot
>>64007877
BAYLOR IS DOWN TO THIS TEAM WITH 7 MINUTES LEFT IN THE GAME LOL
baylor is running the same play every time and getting 8 yards a pop
My sides hahahaha
Who else /baylorgrad/ here?
Class of 2010. I survived the very last of the shit years. For me, any season that ends in a winning record is nice.
WTF RHULE WHY A TIMEOUT WTF WTF WTF
TEXAS IS AS SOUTHERN AS ARGENTINA IS WHITE
>>64007877
>his team isn't as good as OU
No need to be upset. There isn't a team in the country better than OU right now.
Who would win in a clock management fight, Matt Rhule or Andy Reid?
>>64007927
you are right, texas is north mexico
GRIP
SIP
ANY QUESTIONS??
>>64007917
Good to hear. Current Baylor grads that haven't seen a losing season are a bunch of ungratful whiny cunts
>>64007927
Texas isn't the South, Texas isn't the Midwest, Texas isn't the Southwest.
Texas is Texas. Like the motto says, it's like a whole other country.
>North Carolina and coach Larry Fedora have agreed to a seven-year deal to keep Fedora in Chapel Hill, according to a report by ESPN.
>>64007943
I don't know, Andy reid did find a way to give up a massive lead in the playoffs without using the clock at all
>>64007943
Andy Reid has committed every retarded clock management action possible
And THAT is why you are Temple
>>64007943
Les Miles
>>64007990
THIS TEEBEEAECH EFFAYEMM
>>64007986
I know some current Baylor students and they were super butthurt about the TCU loss. Mostly calling TCU classless and shitting on their coach who brought them out of the depths of shit
Notre Dame would bootyblast one of these teams.
> twitter "moments"
NOTRE DAME WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS
Based grip n sip
>tfw florida kucks bama
>>64008072
>mfw those bastards swapped the places of the moments button with the notification button so people would click on it accidentally
>>64007986
My senior year was the year RG3 entered the season hyped as shit, only for him to tear his ACL in the third game of the season.
There was a major bummer on campus the entire Autumn. I recall sitting behind a bunch of dudes who muttered, "We're not gonna win shit with Superman out for the year." They were right, I think we wound up being 3-9.
Of course, at the time I was a really nerdy student in the Great Texts program, so I didn't care as much about football as I do now.
HOUSTON IS BASED
Which Owl are they going to?
or rather, what bowls could they go to, and why?
>the glass defense of Southern Mississippippeepee
gg houston
>>64008095
Full strength Baylor would be a pretty close game. I think notre dame would win but it would be close
Why can't southern miss hold all these injuries?
GRIP'N'SIP IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>64005253
Cane's > Whataburger
TEXAS
B L O W N
L
O
W
N
T H E
H
E
F U C K
U
C
K
O U T
U
T
BEAR DOWN
WKU confirmed playoff spot
>BAYLOR
>A
>Y
>L
>O
>R
>>64008173
ugh fuck
gg Houston
>>64008138
CBS has them projected for the Fiesta Bowl against Ohio State
http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/bowls/predictions
>>64008241
LOL
O
L
GAYLOR
THE BAYLOR MEME DREAM IS A NIGHTMARE
>>64005255
wut? Texas is one of the best public universities in the country.
ha
hahah
hHAHAHAHAHAHAHFJHAHJKDKBJALFBAFJF
>bayshit
>GAYLOR
>>64008241
>The city of this guy
>BAYLEL
>Baylol
could this bite OK in the patooty?
>USC/Stanford, Sparty/Iowa, and UNC/Clemson are all at 5
what the fuck man
lmao
BTFO Baylel.
>BAYLOR
>>64008138
peach or fiesta
to get BTFO
>>64008241
THE CITY OF YOU
>bayyyyyylol
>>64008259
APR. not overall. it means their players are retarded
Been out all day, can someone sum up the Temple game for me
BAYLEL
A
Y
L
E
L
why can't Texas get good quarterbacks?
Why do their players look so small? I thought they were TEXAS
>>64008273
They're an elite team with an outright conference championship, they'll be fine.
Also, this makes Texas look better.
>>64008259
It's not that
Some players are academically ineligible
>>64008275
this tbqh.
Who planned this shit
who /buyinggifts/ here
> mfw i never fucking know what to get anyone
> mfw i have a gf for the first time this xmas
>>64008290
Memes
Outside of the New Year's 6, what other bowl games have prestige and history tied to it?
>>64008295
manlet head coach only wants other manlets to play for him
>>64008312
same situation senpai. thank goodness my gf has a pandora wishlist
>>64008312
get her a dildo
>>64008295
not enough memes
>>64008241
>the city of this fucking dumbass
>>64008275
They ought stagger this shit a bit better.
Big 10 at 11AM
SEC at 3PM
ACC / Big 12 at 6PM
Pac 12 at 9PM
Boom. Perfect schedule.
All times central.
Reminder that based GnS is up by ten in the fourth for their ccg
>>64008259
in a ranking of the top 500 public universities in America, Texas came in 734th
>>64008320
Taxslayer.com
>>64008241
Enjoy the slow, inevitable slide back to mediocrity for your trash school.
>>64008320
The Outback Bowl is always hype.
>Baylor actually thought they could compete with a blue blood
>>64008250
>mfw we get Hurr State/OU 2.0
Daily reminder that if your team doesn't have a sports drink named after it, it's basically doesn't even have a football program and certainly isn't a blueblood.
>inb4 seminole firewater
>>64008320
Holiday is really about all I can think of
>>64008320
The Famous Idaho Potatob Owl
>oregon
>baylel
Is this the end of the memes?
>>64008347
WE ARE ALL SIPNESS
>>64008320
chic fil a bowl is always great
>don't know what to do with my life
>all I like is sports
>>64008345
If the Big 12 gets two extra teams, that is.
>>64008397
Already a NY6
>>64008320
Outback and Alamo
>>64008397
it got keked to noon by the cfp
>>64008399
welcome to real life bro, take a seat
>>64008378
Sun Bowl is one of the oldest Bowl games
>>64008397
Peach Bowl's a NY6 bowl.
>>64008394
I hope not, I love meme offenses. They're fun to watch.
>>64006237
>knocking Heineken
Found the cumguzzler.
>>64008394
Baylor will be a similar team next year.
>>64008320
Alamo and Gator bowl
>Larry Fedora
>mfw we still find a way to lose this game
>>64008443
>7 years for beating up literal whos
>>64008411
oh yeah, that's gay as fuck that they put the playoff on Friday night rather than Saturday
>>64006405
>>64006510
What >>64006931 said. Obviously setting up for a move to Big 12, so B12 can get its CG back.
>>64008455
If Texas loses to Baylor's fourth string-FOURTH STRING- quarterback, the program should just fold. There's no coming back from that.
THE MEME DREAM STRIKES BACK
>>64008353
...You were saying?
Baylor is going to win this and you ALL FUCKING KNOW IT
ITS HAPPENING LADS
>>64006889
>Leach
>greatest mind
>coaches an offense that is designed to be simple enough for pop warner
>TEXASSS
>GONNA LOSE TO A 4TH STRING QB
>>64008465
yfw they lose by 60
>>64008474
What about the meme that the non-Texas schools won't allow another Texas school in?
BAYLOL
BAYLOR WINS!!!!
BAYLOR WINS!!!!
BAYLOR WINS!!!!
BAYLOR WINS!!!!
This Texas defense is atrocious
>yfw Texas has more wins against the top 25 than Ohio State
>Texas has a chance to put the dagger in the Meme Team Almighty
>They're gonna fuck it up
Can someone remind me why first downs stop the clock in college memeball?
BAYLOR LITERALLY JUST WON OMFG
>BLOWING THAT
>TEXASS
>Texas Defending
>>64008510
>>64008533
fuck off
THE CITY OF BAYLOR
>>64004894
Bdubs garlic parmesan Asian zing and honey bbq
>choking on memeplays
>bayyyylel
>BAYLOR IS GOING TO HAVE TO PASS
BAYLOR WINS
LOL
>>64008530
makes the last seconds more exciting
they need to do laterals cuz their qb is shit
Damn...this is sad to see from Baylor
>this baylor playcalling
alternating between brilliance and utter meme shit
>>64008559
These commentators are literally retarded
MEME
>>64008574
lel
LIVE BY THE MEMES DIE BY THE MEMES
refball time
>>64008574
Nah. They should go back to the dumpster, where they belong.
WE FUCKING DID IT REDDIT!!!!!!!!
Oh well, lads.
Next year.
>BAYLEL
NICE COMEBACK FAGGOTS
IT'S OGRE
OKLAHOMA STATE TO THE SUGAR
>GAYLOR
>>64008510
>the city of you
FUCK GAYLOR!!!
>Gaylor
YES!!!!!!!
DENIED BITCHES!!!
WE DID IT FOR BEVO!
O/U 20 pts. SECCG?
>Texas can't fire Strong now
>Perpetual 5-7 incoming for Texas
>Baylor BTFO at home
It's really a win-win.
Is Texas elite?
>TEXAS
BAYLOR
>TEXAS
BAYLOL
>TEXAS
BAYLEL
>TEXAS
holy fuckin shit drop the sooners desu
>Texas
>losing to a 7 loss team
how the fuck do you even do that as a ranked team?
>>64008501
Sooner or later they're going to realize that the B12 won't survive without a CG and give in. The alternative is watch the conference break up, which Texas and Oklahoma will do anything to stop if they have any clue what's good for them.
yfw the gators win da SEC Champions hip
>>64008633
Over
And I would put money on that
>>64008479
if texas lost to baylel 4th string
it would be the entire 90's all over for texas, give you an idea of that
>literally only a few fans in the stands
>no one would commit nfl suicide by committing to UT
>bottom of the conference
>utter shit for 10 years
>lose to schools like ucla
thank god we won though
>>64008601
No, you're ogre. Losing to Texas was your funeral, you just don't know it yet.
>>64008633
bama wins 34-6
this would be much sweeter if it knocks OU out of the playoffs.
>>64008642
They literally had a receiver playing qb. There wasn't a healthy qb on the roster.
>>64008635
he wasn't going to be fired anyway
>>64008642
By being down to your fucking fourth string quarterback who hasn't played QB since middle school. Did everyone just forget about that?
>BEAT OKLAHOMA
>BEAT MEMELOR
TEXAS PLAYOFF WHEN?
>>64008655
>it's not happening
>>64008643
Oklahoma has already stated they want out. The problem is they have to make sure OSU is in a power conference before they can leave.
>>64008655
>2(two) points
Reminder if Texas was in the SEC they would be #1 in the playoff with seven quality losses and two wins in the top 5 FPI
>>64008664
>>64008667
>muh injuries
>>64008643
>Oklahoma
Please, at this point they're gone if Jim Delaney so much as says hi to them.
>>64008673
>IOWA STATE DID WHAT BAYLOR AND OKLAHOMA COULDN'T
How bad will Iowa get BTFO now that they are playing a team in the top 50 for the first time?
>>64008673
Probably next year if Strong hauls in a very good recruit who can actually play, famr.
>>64008642
ASK MSU
>>64008712
Literally a tripple digit loss.
>>64008740
NEW
baylor didn't really care about this game anyway, since we got refballed against oklahomo. fuck texas.
>>64008664
>>64008667
>Literally only having 3 QB's on your roster, one of which is a walk-on true freshman
Sorry your coach is retarded. Thats shit roster management. Especially for an air raid offense. Not sure how they let that happen
>>64008678
They're either posturing or fucking delusional. Where the fuck is Oklahoma going to go? The P12, and have West Coast road trips? Fuck no. The SEC? EL OH fucking EL. The B1G? That doesn't make any sense, and the B1G certainly wouldn't take OSU. Independent? Seriously?
That's the problem for Oklahoma, Texas, and anyone else in the B12 who may be decent in the future, they're stuck where they are. They need to get over the bad blood and worry about surviving, but seems like Texas and OU boosters have such outrageous egos that they would rather watch their programs die than admit they need each other.
>>64008695
>Oklahoma
>in the B1G
Do their admin/boosters just hate the football program and want to see it dwindle down to nothing? That would be beyond retarded.
>>64008777
FUCK DE HERNS
>>64008776
You can only have do many roster spots. Who the hell expects to have three separate quarterbacks go down?
I guess best way to beat Baylor is to injure their quarterback... Fuck...
>>64008820
The top priority for the university is to get AAU. They won't get in where they are. They want to go the the Big 10, but would take the PAC.
OU already turned down an invite to the SEC.
Fred Taylor is literally a few yards away from being a HOF
>>64008660
Not a chance. Bama goes up big early then Florida makes a slight comeback. Bama wins by 6 with a garbage TD by Florida at the very end.
>Houston
>12-1
Man fuck it 12 and 1 is still 12 and 1. At least bump the playoff to 6/8 and give a spot to a group of 5 team if they're
1.Conference Champ
2.Have 11+ wins
3.Highest ranked in the top 25
Because it was a joke hearing the guys earlier discussing the possibilty of OSU getting a chance to sneak into the playoffs despite not playing an extra game/being a potential conference champ while Houston gets shafted.
kelvin taylor looks autistic
>>64005799
Ohio State probably has that many living alumni and that still leaves out most of Ohio's population.
>>64008926
If G5 teams are allowed in there's more competition for the bloobloods.
/cfb/ would never allow that.
>>64008853
>2 scholarship QBs on a roster with 85 scholarships on a team that throws the ball 80% of the time
Do the math. Less than 3% of their scholarships are going to the most important position on the team. Thats retarded. They should have 1 QB per recruiting class at bare minimum
>>64008926
Friendly reminder a two loss PAC 12 champion Stanford team is more appealing than an OSU team with one quality win
>>64008926
OSU is literally paying the get in. They are the most marketable football team in college football. The NCAA would be foolish to not put them in and miss out on two extra games of revenue and merchandise
This is why Bama is at two still
This is why ND had a chance up until last week
This is why OSU still has a chance
Money
>>64008742
You are going to be disappointed.
Iowa will go up by 10 to 14 points and then run the clock into the ground.
Traditional football > spread newfags.
Bama does the same, not sure why Iowa is looked down on for running the same offense and defense. (Bama has more depth for sure.)
Iowa drinking places under the table before the game starts.
http://collegespun.com/national/iowa-fans-are-apparently-buying-all-of-the-beer-in-indianapolis
This is why Iowa gets invited to bowls.
>>64006234
Is Detroit a fun city to visit or would it make more sense just to cross the river?
>>64008882
Oklahoma alum who served on the student advisory committee here.
OU has come up for AAU nomination multiple times. Kansas, Iowa State, Mizzou, A&M, Nebraska (at the time), and a huge chunk of the B1G were willing to let them in; hell, even the Cal system schools and Ivy were fine with it.
The sole vote that's kept them out for over 10 years has been Texas, because they know OU and Kansas will bolt to the B1G the instant Oklahoma gets AAU membership. When Stoops and Boren say they don't want to put up with Texas's shit anymore it goes beyond athletics.
>>64005496
>It was fun this year lads
yep. i gotta agree, i had a lot of fun saturdays this season. hell, i even got to watch some nfl too this year.
