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SUMMER OF CRICKET EDITION
West Indies 243 & 7/125
Cricket Australia XI 444
West Indies trail by 76 runs with 3 wickets remaining
IND vs SAF
1st Innings
India 334
South Africa 0/27
>>63981722
>West Indies trail by 76 runs with 3 wickets remaining
>they're going to lose by an innings to lads who do it for >free
wew this series is going to be fun
Got an email from Home Timber and Hardware today
>>63981741
What about?
gf snapped this cheeky pic of me today at the beach aha
lads everytime i try and open fallout 4 my foxtel go stream ends and i cant listen to the cricket in the background
this is giving me the shits
>>63981747
Just keeping me up to date on whats in stock
Garold Reporting in
what can we do to make cricket popular in the US?
having some street shitters attract more street shitters at a few baseball stads didn't help
>>63981799
based ESM spotted
>>63981799
kill babe ruth
>>63981799
Domestic T20 comp with actual young players
>>63981799
showing big, important matches on TV and having commentators explain what the fuck is happening and what everything means
>>63981799
Literally nothing, cricket is the ultimate expression of colonialism, which BSAs despise. It's also too cerebral for the masses, and uprooting sports as ingrained as American Football is virtually impossible impossible
Developing nations like Afghanistan and Nepal or countries with a more recent British legacy like Ireland are the only places where it will grow
>>63981826
>>63981817
how are you gonna get Fox or anyone to show it though
maybe i should try to become rich and buy a few hours of primetime ABC (should cost like $50 million?) , get those Tendulkar Warney teams together and have a T20 match
reminder every time Reality Check stops posting follows a period of mass bans from mods
reminder Reality Check claims to own a dynamic IP, but it's clear he runs out of unbanned proxies on a regular basis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCpPWEvZJ0
>ywn live in the Gong
>ywn surf everyday without worries
>ywn get to watch the world's greatest cricket team do it's thing
why fucking live
>>63981867
I live in the /gong/ and its pretty much heaven. Heading out for a pissup now
who /freo/ here lads?
going to Cicerellos with the blokes before we head over to the Newport Hotel
>>63981899
That's what it looks like, man. Great weather, no pretentiously rich people, beach, not too far from big city, etc.
I wish I was Australian
>>63981917
grass is always greener
there's probably half a dozen places like that in commiefornia
>>63981839
I believe NBC showed the Rugby World Cup, so I don't think it'd be out of the realm of possibility they would show cricket.
>>63981938
I live in pic related in Commiefornia, but there's a lot of overly rich douches
>>63981941
It did, I watched the RWC final on NBC
But that was on very early in the morning (like 7-8AM Cali time), not prime viewing hours.
>>63981941
Apparently they used to show fucking AFL of all things back in the day too
Still, I can't see cricket getting any viewership though.
>>63981941
>>63981950
Why did the USA have to be special snowflakes and break away from Cricket/Rugby? Imagine the shitposting in an AUS/USA test match
>>63981955
I get the AFL and NRL but it's always on obscure channels
I also get a 24/7 cricket channel that's showing the test right now, but I have to pay extra every month for it
My neighbors are recent transplants from Melbourne, I should go ask them how they're watching shit (if they are)
>>63981957
Anti-English sentiment from the revolution
>>63981957
if USA played cricket instead of baseball there wouldn't be an international cricket scene like there is now. it would still exist but it'd be second fiddle to the cricket version of the MLB
and honestly America would smash us in kucket just because of their nogs.
The Windies are a 3rd world shithole, only have 4 million nogs and they were virtually untouchable for a decade and a half. America has 10x that many nogs, has money and is organised enough not to constantly chimp out like the Windies do.
>>63981955
t20 could work
but America doesn't have any suitable grounds.
If two real teams played in those baseball "stadiums" it would be a joke
>>63981965
>My neighbors are recent transplants from Melbourne
I'm so sorry
>>63981799
1. Get a florida team in the CPL
2. Get some b-tier baseball wannabes to learn the game
3. NO FUCKING INDIANS
4. Name the team "THE AMERICAN AMERICANS" or something (as in it represents america not just florida)
5. Rape up in that comp because CPL a shit
6. Everyone bandwagons because they're winning
done desu fuck I'm a genius
>>63982009
I don't really talk to them ever, they're accountants of some sort
The dad of the family seems like a pretty cool guy, he's a bit chubby but seems outgoing. Only interaction I've had with them is when he asked me to get their mail for them for a few days when they went out to the desert to go dune buggying
>>63981957
because we are special snowflakes
Is Kyle Abbott related to notorious murderer Sean Abbott?
>>63982037
Nah just friends
Got an email from Woolworths today
>>63982051
What about?
LITERALLY BSA: THE THREAD
just oiled my bat lads
>>63981722
Who is this Cement Dement?
racial quotas seem to be working out for South Africa
>>63982057
Just keeping me updated on Woolworths rewards and specials
>>63982051
I like this meme
>>63982059
You should be happy we are interested in this sport mate.
Everyone in the world watches it. You're not a secret club or anything
>Curries losing their minds in the stands because ABDV is coming in
Makes me laugh every time, the Indian team are literally being kucked by their own fans
>>63982065
Oiled my bat 3 times today already. Might need an extra oiling tonight
ok sorry for talking too much about America, I am an Aussieboo and wish the whole world could be Australia
sorry
god bless
>>63982081
I'm sorry if I don't believe you but I refuse to believe you're not a curry
post timestamp and I will pander as hard and as fast as anyone else
But like seriously if you're a real american how did you even get into cricket that seems impossible
Got an email from Cricket Australia today
>>63982083
Be sure to work it into the splice lad, that dries out the fastest
Dear Walkgod, I am a autist just like you.
I like to shitpost, and you are my favourite shitposter.
When I grow up, I want to be just like you.
My question for you is, I am a good kid, and I like to play, and I like to go to school, but sometimes I get sad.
What do you do when you get sad? How do you not be sad?
Sincerely, BoJack.
>>63982100
what about?
>>63982094
Shut the fuck up cunt and don't post in this thread anymore.
>>63982097
I am not that guy but another American into cricket
Here is my hand
>>63982104
Just welcoming me to the Cricket Australia family after signing up for an account
>>63982100
lmao I get those, I used a fake name so you cunts can't trace me, and it's all "Thanks, Dank MayMay, for being a member of Australia's Cricket Family™"
>>63982116
looks a little fat lads
he checks out
>>63982116
>that wrist
put down the fork, porky
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>>63982132
>>63982133
yeah I am a bit chubby, 6'5" (1.95 meters) 180 lb (81 kg)
>>63982134
should i join with facebook?
>>63982135
Your wrist doesn't get that bloated at that weight and height, m8.
i'd fuck the shit out of nicole kidman lads
Ireland > Murrica
Discuss
>>63982137
It doesnt post anything and no one can dox you, so iot doesnt matter
>>63982139
Maybe 20 years ago
>>63982138
are my wrists really that big? im not lying on my height/weight
>>63982097
>Cricket is a sekret club
I watched this game when I was living in Europe. Moved back to Burgerland.
No, I don't poo in the streets and I'm not a god damned Paki.
I just enjoy this comfy sport, and plan on seeing the local CC match in My Town USA this Sunday. I'll try not to converse with the local Pakis if I can.
>>63982152
Look pretty Indian tbqh lad
>>63982152
>12/4/2015
Its not April anymore you sped
>>63982164
agreed, he looks like a north Indian
>>63982152
>StreetFoodM8.jpg
>>63982152
Nah dude it's cool I actually really want americans that aren't brown to get into cricket because it's seriously repetitive with just us, the brown people, brits and ausfailians
It's just a bit hard to believe at times. I do know a bunch of americans who moved here that are big into it, and honestly (and I'm not joking), the guy who was a big part of getting me into cricket when I was small was american.
PS add to faces of /cric/ pls
>>63982151
holy shit I hope that's your ankle
>>63982165
solid banter
amerifats and their archaic date system btfo
>>63982152
You can't avoid Indians and Pakis if you want to into cricket pal. Get with the times, cricket is >our sport now, we run this shit.
>>63982152
Thought it was Shahid Afridi for a second
>>63982152
Too bad that you will always be considered either a hipster or a total loser for following cricket.
>>63982152
Failcons hat?
>>63982152
>even the americlaps on here are skinnier than me
at least i'll never be lexplorer
Guise add me on facebook
fb.com/aj.ax.121
allah does not smile upon this man
>>63982171
Going overboard with the pandering daniel
South Africa and Zimbabwe have plenty of Anglos too
Wrote that Bradman was better than Tendulkar (which is fucking obvious to anyone with half a brain) on ICC Facebook page and got this message from multiple people
>>63982195
There wasn't a single fucking word of pandering in that post you moronic fucknut, use your fucking brain and understand what words actually mean before you blurt them out like an autistic child.
>AMLel
>>63982204
SALTY: THE POST
>>63982204
>daniel calling anyone an autistic child
>>63982199
I saw some curry praise Sehwag and decry Smith for his poor technique in the same post
>>63982195
Are Afrikaans people considered Anglo too?
>>63982214
Sehwag's technique is literally flawless next to le flappy bat man
>>63982199
It says God Bless You in Hindi.
>>63982164
>>63982165
>>63982167
You're just Assblasted that a BSA actually enjoys your stick ball. Don't worry, I'll come and visit NZ next month and fuck your sister. We all know they love us ;^)
Also, Anglo master race.
>>63982171
Glad to see that cricket is at least recognized over here. It was rad when the CSA match played at dodgers stadium. Wish it would happen more.
>>63982176
I know, I think you guys are alright.
>>63982182
Everyone gives me shit for it. Oh well.
>>63982185
Chargers. SoCal native. I hate my life.
>>63982219
At least Smith can use his feet properly instead of memeswell tier fishing
>>63982231
>meme shot on 0 during a batting collapse
Literally memeswell tactics
COLLAPSE
>>63982239
Not meant to be a reply
PLESSIS PLS
>>63982229
What site does this?
Genuinely interested in tracing my family history
Didn't get any emails today lads
>>63982250
23 and meme mate
what /pol/ uses to prove they're pure aryan
>>63982250
23andme
You spit into a bottle and it does it based on genetics (you mail it to em), costs 100 USD I think
What language do the South Africans speak on the field?
>>63982261
English
Afrikaans is used mostly for slang
>>63981941
pretty sure that was just the final though. I think USAs matches might have been shown as well
>>63981955
I don't watch ESPN anymore, but they used to show afl pretty regularly a couple years ago, not sure if they still do
>>63981982
thanks for understanding your inferiority
but even our whites would wreck your shit
caribbean nig nogs, from the much larger population bases of DR and Cuba, are pretty good for their size, but they still don't even come close to competing with white Americans in MLB.
>>63982261
They speak South African obviously
>>63982259
>>63982260
Is it just me or does this sound like a total fucking scam
And anyway I can trace my family history just through books written about our family history? Oh what's that? Your family wasn't important enough to write books about themselves?
KEK
statscunt on suicide watch
>>63982250
23andme.com
It's a genetics lab out of Canada, pretty popular in the states. Not sure if they can ship overseas, but I don't see why not since it's a crowdsourced genetics testing site.
You input your medical history, family history etc and it consolidates it into the database.
Also tells you if you have a chance of cancer, diabetes, Parkinson etc. since they are genetically transferred diseases. Costs $200 burgerbucks. Not a bad investment IMO
Got an email from Dick Smith today
>>63982152
>12th of April
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63982284
what about?
>>63982279
>Canada
It's literally based a few miles from my house near San Francisco senpai
>>63982284
Same here lad
The dickopolypse was the highlight of the retail year
>>63982285
wait, do foreigners actually do this, say today is the 4th of december"?
when they can just say "today is december 4th"?
it saves 2 whole words
>>63982297
We say both, 4th of December is the correct format but December 4 is faster
>>63982303
ok, well we just write it the way that it's most conveniently spoken
not really a big deal desu
the imperial system is pretty retarded though tbf
>south african cricket fans
JUST
>>63982204
Hi Daniel
>>63982297
4th December sounds fine
But like who cares how you say it out loud writing it down and putting month before day and then year after is OBJECTIVELY retarded
SA BTFO
Fucking hell. India is killing it. Never really watch these guys, but this is just impressive.
>>63982335
shut up NZee, no one cares what you think
>five matches
>average: 7.20
>highest score: 15
>bats at 7
wew
>>63982335
And driving on the left is not OBJECTIVELY retarded?
>>63982347
No it's not. There is no legitimate argument for one or the other.
PS fuck that Duminy ball was fire
>>63982343
bit rude lad
>>63982337
Mostly homebabbism, no one can beat India on their strange pitches, but India suck overseas as a result
>>63982347
mate its like the water going down the sink backwards in the southern hemisphere
it just works family
>>63982358
> no one can beat India on their strange pitches
Literally not a single poster in this thread was here before 2013
>>63982358
That's hilarious that their shitty AF pitches actually affect the match, but makes total sense. For once their poverty actually helps something.
kek
>>63982365
>being proud of being on 4chan for ages
>being proud of being a poster who was once underage
>being proud of being on 4chan over the age of 20
>>63982365
based joshy
>>63982370
They make them shitty on purpose, although I suppose it's easier for them
>>63982372
>I've been here since 2005
>Never missed a year
>Started when I was 17
>Now 27
>What am I doing with my life? I'm sharing bantz with autists on /cric/ Need to reassess some things.
Also, what the fuck is up with this shitty Reliance Text-to-speech commercial?
>>63982372
>wasting the supposed "best years" of your "life" pandering to big strong americans and pretending to be depressed on 4chan for attention
>Using FourChan over the age of twenty
>>63982398
fix that tie. That knot is so fucking big and red furries and ur mum are getting an erection.
>>63982370
It's more the environment tbf
Subcontinent pitches age badly and crack easily, which makes it a spinners' paradise, while you'll only get turn on day 3 onwards on other pitches.
Meanwhile, Australian and South Afican pitches are naturally fast and bouncy, while Pee Pooland and England have greener pitches and damp air, causing lots of swing.
Teams are generally only used to playing on their own pitches, which is why Australia and South Africa have some of the fastest bowlers in the world but struggle against spin and swing, while England and New Zealand "fast" bowlers average 20 kph less and focus on ball movement. It makes cricket one of the biggest homebabbism sports of all time, but it's unavoidable for an international competition like this
>>63982411
Lad, that's England's manlet
>>63982398
I'm a fresh off the boat 16 year old newcunt from reddit who talks to Australian cricketers on twitter and calls them by their first names: the post.
Notice me Daniel.
>>63982419
Thanks for that family. I love inside sport info. And it makes perfect sense when you think about it.
>>63982426
>he doesn't dnm with Davey
>>63982435
Hi GOATistic Elitespouter
>>63982419
Now THIS is pandering, for the gentleman earlier in the thread who didn't know what it was. Not necessarily a bad thing, but sometimes (like this) a touch unnecessarily
>>63982441
Posted this in the last thread. Not your autistic Australian friend.
>>63982442
this
Occasionally you'll get one of those newfriends who isn't aware that you get bullied for unironic pandering, who makes a multi-paragraph post in response to a Big Strong Foreigner. Reminds me of the days where every single American post in /cric/ was met with such posts, before pandering was laughed at.
>>63982435
he died m8
>>63982449
>he unironically lives in that muslim hellhole
my condolences family
>>63982442
No Daniel, this is me flexing my muscular cricket brain to gain /cric/ e-cred for my deep knowledge of the game
Your begging for BSAs to watch and enjoy our sport IS pandering
>>63981774
omg she is literally perfect
>watching cricket unironically
why
Got a text message from centrelink today
>>63982451
Pandering isn't necessarily bad, if the BSAs are asking good questions, but posts like this >>63982419 are literally just spewing shit that anyone who has spent five minutes looking into cricket should know. Not once did the American ITT imply that he was a freshcunt who knew nothing, nor ask any questions, so that entire post was just uncalled for garbage.
>>63982449
Its the 4th you sped
>>63982458
>he considered that post to be "flexing his muscular cricket brain"
HOLY FUCKING KEK
You just confirmed yourself as a seething summer of cricket casual.
Literally E V E R Y O N E in cricketing nations is aware of the environmental factors you mentioned, it is now "deep knowledge". It is very much Fox Sports tier entry-level observations.
Stay casual.
>>63982442
>>63982458
Both of your "poosts" were completely dripping with pandering
kiss your respective sisters
Why are you fags so angry that Americans want to watch this game? Seriously honest.
Do you really hate us all that much? Because it's hilarious how salty you autists are.
>ashwin no wickets
Is he, dare I say it, being exposed?
>>63982475
BIG
>>63982466
about what?
>>63982475
>salty
Walkcunt detected
>>63982471
That was LITERALLY the joke you dumb fuck
>>63982453
rip Daniel
>>63982456
It's ok mate, I'll be off to Canada in a few months for University.
>>63982468
Posted it yesterday, can't bother taking another photo
>>63982467
... I appreciated it. Casuals like me have a lot to learn. Never thought I know everything that's going on.
>>63982483
No, he's an e-""""sports"""" fan who unironically refers to himself as a gamer.
That is why he used the term "salty", gamer kiddies who are literal losers who get abused at home and beat up at school LOVE using that word.
>>63982475
It's anger at pandering to Big Strong Americans, not anger at americans
>>63982481
Got an appointment in a few weeks
>>63982493
I guess that's why Walkcunt had such an affinity for the word too.
>>63982493
G O O S E
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>>63982473
Pandering is when you explain shit to casuals when they don't really need anything explained to them.
Or, going needlessly out of your way to spoonfeed said casuals with shit.
I realise you're baiting but just wanted to make sure you understand what the word means in this context.
>>63982475
I'm not angry, as I said earlier I like the diversity. And, let's not forget, the fact that you're watching this game makes you less casual than 90% of the australians here.
>>63982475
Then watch it. Don't ask stupid and easily google'd questions purely as an attention-seeking mechanism.
This LITERALLY what attention-seeking women do. They will engage in something that is not popular among women, and ask stupid questions for attention from the men who will eagerly respond because "OMG ITS A GURL XD".
>>63982501
Try opening a dictionary dan
>>63982501
>I'm not angry, as I said earlier I like the diversity. And, let's not forget, the fact that you're watching this game makes you less casual than 90% of the australians here.
Literally pandering: the line
>seppo americans in MY cricket thread
>>63982510
>Then watch it. Don't ask stupid and easily google'd questions purely as an attention-seeking mechanism.
Literally point to a single time in the last week in which an american has done this. You're literally deluded mate, that hasn't happened in ages.
Based Ishant Sharma gets a wicket.
>less than 10,000 expected for the first test over the five days
I wonder why
>>63982514
>MY
Fuck off you literal shitcunt you're a casual and you know if you can't claim ANY sort of ownership of this community. You fucking ruined a huge aspect of it and you should literally just fuck off and die please
And don't pretend it's not you you're the only kiwi ITT other than me, go fuck yourself cunt.
>>63982526
>daniel saying this unironically
>>63982526
>seppo daniel in MY cricket thread
>>63982512
>>63982513
>FSCs in charge of education
>>63982530
>>63982531
>LE U ARE LE DANEL XDXDXXDX
>>63982525
The capacity is only 16000 and its still a week away. Just talk-back radio tier complaining
Got a email from Bunnings today
Got an email from convict today
>>63982541
What about?
Got an inbox from Ivan today
>>63982541
What about?
>>63982544
What about?
>>63982541
>>63982544
What about?
>>63982547
walkcunt detected
Will Kohli enforce the follow on?
>>63982550
>>63982556
I am employee of the month
Who /dohohobigmarn/ here
Read my first post again you angry little twat:
>>63982370
I didn't realize the pitch effects a match that much, but I looked into it and it's actually a conversation that's been had before.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/gametheory/2012/12/home-advantage-cricket
So yeah, you're right. I just never thought to research it before.
So thanks, but you're still kind of a cunt.
>>63982558
William Kohli, also known as Bill, is a Managing Director and Co-Head of Fixed Income at Putnam Investment Management m9
Got an email from Mitre10 today
>>63982538
>over the five days
>"Daddy, what was /cric/ like before New Zealand poasters started posted in droves?"
>>63982572
>still hopelessly clinging onto the glory days
It's over m8
We run this shit now
>>63982569
Going out of business email?
>>63982556
>>63982550
he asked me not to post photos of his kids
>>63982570
Implying anyone actually buys tickets to days 4 and 5 before knowing if it will go that long
Got an email from reddit today
Got an email today
I was about to go into the A-league thread to congratulate them on their "crowds".
Then I noticed there was no A-league thread
KEK, what an irrelevant "spoort"
Got an email from Supre' today
let's start circulating the term "summercunt" lads
De GOATiers
>>63982590
summercunt: the post
>>63982582
>>63982583
>>63982585
What about lads?
>>63982592
fair
dragana will die
>>63982594
Just keeping me updated on summer trends and specials
>>63982590
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/daniel
>>63982594
Congratulating me on reaching 100k reddit karma
>>63982590
PANDERING TIME
>got an email
part of a REALLY REALLY FUNNY trend in which someone says something off topic, then repeats it every thread until it becomes a shitty joke for about an hour
See also
>oven grilled cheese
>big poo
>kek, where did all the poo peelanders go
>daniel
who cares he's dead now
Got a letter in the mailbox today
Just got an email from a Nigerian Prince
>>63982606
Let me try
>I got a telegram on my patio tonight.
Nevermind, that was fucking terrible. You're right, Americans suck.
>>63982619
What did he say?
>>63982615
What about?
>>63982623
There's no point arguing that on /v/.
They are all literal nerd loser virgins who like to use the term e-""""""sports"""""" because it makes them feel less pathetic about their hobby of watching competitive video gaming.
Badmouthing it on there is pointless as it's just a giant hugbox and they'll come out and defend each other blindly.
>>63982637
Im 2 months behind on rent
>>63982629
My assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. Seems on the level
Is Shane Waughner related to World Waughner II?
Is David Warner related to Candice Warner?
Is Ivy Mae Warner related to Sonny Bill Williams?
>>63982677
kek
Anyone out there dumb enough not to have Meme Memeswell in their BBL Fantasy team??
Youre dreaming if so
>these fucking willow ads that have the exact same shot hit sample for every single clip in the montage
>>63982686
>A meme player for a meme competition based around a meme tournament of a meme iteration of a meme sport
Perfection
>>63982686
BBL?
Whos next lads?
rip sith iffica
>>63982710
Is Matt Henjak related to failed NRL coach Ivan Henjak?
>>63982710
Ainsley with the evoo
Just so you know Adelaide Strikers are taking the Big Meme League seriously this year with the signing of Jake Mememan and getting not one, but two alcohol sponsors on board. I am pumped.
http://www.adelaidestrikers.com.au/news/lehmann-and-thirsty-camel-sign-on/2015-12-04
>>63982770
Pollard is kill
Adelaide will finish 7th. Only Brismeme are worse
>>63982770
Is Darren Lehmann related to his son, Jake Lehmann?
Guess what it is
>>63982777
The Bull didn't do jack shit for us last year. We'll do fine and then choke under the slightest hint of pressure. It's the way all team who's home ground is Adelaide oval play.
>>63982784
I think Charlemange got involved somewhere. Maybe.
>>63982790
lol m8 you've got no batsman (what is Hodge now, 93?), your bowlers are extremely average aswell
you've lost Botha who was one of your more useful players last year
As I said, only Brismeme have a worse squad than you. Actually arguably Pisspain are better because they have a cpuple of decent internationals. >You only have ratshit
>>63982790
>us
Are you 12th man?
Execute all muslims.
execute all croatian asians living in queensland
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>63982811
I'm Jason Gillespie m8
>>63982807
Yeah, losing Botha will fuck us in a variety of way, but that no-fun Christian fuck was no proper fit for the West End Draught™ Adelaide Strikers bought to you by Thirsty Camel® ...Thirsty? (drink responsibly). Still got Ludeman, Brad Hodge and a few others. Not that the traditional good qualities of batters has ever had any direct effect on the results of T20 games.
Reminder that Serbs are the master race and if you are not Serb, you are literally a retarded subhuman piece of shit who should be executed.
I'm glad that based Joshy Reynolds knows that 'Execute all muslims' is another elite meme courtesy of the brilliant mind of Ivan.
>LE SAXON XDXD
Fuck you and kill yourself.
Today, I remind them
>>63982840
ELITE TRUTH BOMBS
>>63982892
Based pic
>>63982880
>unironically discussing domestic pyjama cricket on a friday night
holy fucking shit saxon get some perspective in your """"life""""
>>63982892
this triggers the walkcunt
>>63982840
>receiving unironic replies of "u mad"
/v/ is the biggest shithole on the entire internet, I swear
What time does KFC close?
39°C tomorrow, Stereosonic literally around the corner from my place. Going to be shit. Nothing but sweat, 12 hours of doof and ambulance sirens carting away idiots on pingas.
>>63982908
i know right, holy shit
i've never been there before and it's LITERALLY worse than i could imagine
like i thought /mu/ and /tv/ were underage but this is next level
>>63982933
I went to stereo today
>>63982908
I admit I laughed when I read that. They're either 5 years behind the internet, or the greatest master trolls engaging in post-newcunt meme art
Is Optus the worst thing to of happened to Australian cricket?
>>63982942
You better not have a sleeve tattoo i swear
>>63982990
No, but I am shredded as fuck and have an undercut.
>>63982998
Well thats alright then. Don't get any tattoos
Peewees > Autsies
Discuss
official comfy sports power rankings
1. cricket
*POWER GAP*
2. snooker
*POWER GAP*
there are no other comfy sports
>>63983032
Throwing darts while drunk sounds comfy.
>>63983032
OOH BOY WOWEE
I find AFL super comfy because it's fun to watch and I have absolutely zero investment in the results.
Which is the following should I get? Keep in mind I can only afford one.
>mgsv
>batman arkham knight
>the witcher 3
>fallout 4
>bloodborne
>>63983082
i've played them all except batman (playing fallout atm)
definitely get witcher (tho if you're playing it on console it might be a bit scratchier), it is GOTY by a countrymile and in the top3 games I've ever played, none of the other games come close.
>>63982933
>39°C tomorrow
Not in relevant cities
>>63983121
Can you put this in meme degrees?
post vintage /cric/ memes
>>63983082
>MGSV
Good open world game. Missions can get repetitive and the story is lacking for a MGS game but the gunplay and customization is incredible.
>Arkham Knight
Played this the least of the games here. If you liked Arkham Asylum, Arkham City and the combat from games like Assassin's Creed and Shadow of Mordor you'll like it. I personally really get bored of that combat real quick which is why I haven't played it much.
>The Witcher 3
Very, very good open world game. Main story is average, but that is countered by some of the fantastic side stories, and choices you're able to make. Voice acting is top notch, quest design is great. Most people say the biggest downside is the combat but to be honest I fucking love it. Look at a wiki as well as the in-game primer to get some of the general info for the Witcher universe before playing, if you haven't played the previous games, or it'll be much less enjoyable.
>Fallout 4
Good game. Basically a clone of Fallout 3 with update graphics, in a different region, with some updated gameplay. A fair bit of variety in how you can play and design your character (until you get to the higher levels when you can sort of become a jack of all trades no matter what). Gunplay is very good, and much better than previous fallout games. Dialog is good in parts and really bad in others, the main story is pretty weak, but this is again countered by the side quests. A lot of bugs, but rare to find anything gamebreaking.
>Bloodborne
Also didn't play a lot of this. Decent game sort of in the mold of Dark Souls. Honestly compared to the other games in this list, this really doesn't belong and is particularly weak compared.
tl;dr: Witcher 3 or Fallout 4, depending on what sort of setting you prefer
>>63983121
>relevant
is that some euphemism for 'multicultural sprawling shitheap'?
>>63983149
Holly or Aggers?
>>63983145
Witcher 3 had some great main story parts, Red Baron was absolutely GOAT. Should have ended after the Kaer Mohren fight tho
Some OC
>>63983168
Yeah Witcher was absolutely GOAT up until Kaer Mohren.
After that it seems like they ran out of money. There were literally 0(zero) new side quests and contracts in Act 3 and the entire thing felt like a grind.
The expansion was awesome though, I enjoyed it more than most of the main game.
>mfw there will only be 1(one) more TW3 expansion
>>63983168
It did, but a lot of the parts involving Ciri were weak and cliche, and as the main story reached Skellige it really started to drag on.
Just done a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
>>63983425
which one?
>>63983173
GOAT /cric/ gif
r.i.p GOAT
Morning lads
>>63984211
Good morning
>>63984243
Its fucking hot already
>>63984310
kill me tbhapfats
on holidays, staying up in the hope I'll sleep through this hell.
Just got a taxi back from the city lads
Had a lovely driver named Raj who I shared a good conversation about ABDV with and ended up charging me half rates
Splendid ending to a splendid evening
If Allan Border reincarnated as a Jamaican, would he be able to save the West Indies' future lads?
is Graham Gooch related to David Willey?
>>63985290
If Allan Border was Jamacian, he'd be Allan Monder.
>>63985266
Was witness to an epic spazz at the bank on Thursday when some old Greek biddy went off because she didn't wan't to be served by a curry chick. She would've spent her past 30 years getting abuse hurled at her, she just needed to give some back.
Fucking wogs, I hate them. Curries, at least somewhere during British occupation you learned manners.
>>63983149
>60
>Extras
based Cristiano Ronaldo is gay lads
does cricket have it's own Cristiano Ronaldo?
Statscunt on suicide watch
Tomorrow, with friends, I'm going to an actual live cricket match, which will be attended by other people who have left their houses to do something in public.
AMA
>>63987103
What is your reddit username
>>63983201
watch the way he dips his bat ever so slightly as he takes a step back, remove that minor technical issue and hes top 10 world rankings
>>63987391
I don't have a reddit account, stop projecting, next question.
>>63987103
see you in the kids fun area, cunt
D E D T H R E A D
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Poopeelia Ltd.
>>63988295
not a paedo but cheers anyway I guess.
>>63987103
Say hi to twatto for me memespouter
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3veide/whats_wrong_with_amla_and_the_saffers_batting/cxmu3oa
>UNIRONICALLY stealing my opinions which I've always posted over here
is krazykuckja the worst poster of all time?
>WBBL is on RIGHT NOW
>we can't watch it
Explain this shit, keket ausfailia.
>>63990050
>those are your opinions
>you own them
Anyone with sense knows that you moron, even extreme casuals like krazykasual
daniel literally samefagging: the thread Tbh
>>63990056
>watching women's cricket
i thought you pooicided daniel
>you are leddit
>fight me cunt
>you are memespouter
>everyone is daniel
fuck you guys are a disgrace
>>63990086
There are fucking obviously three kiwis here right now if you weren't a casual you would know that
And no, it's not THE three kiwis, because one is poorsistic shitspouter and he is not counted in our population because he's an embarrassment to the nation.
>>63990076
If I have an opinion on something, then it's my opinion and I obviously own it, you retarded worthless fat fuck.
>>63990110
>>63990135
just fuck off allready daniel
>>63990135
seething summer of cricket freshcunt detected
>>63990157
Those two are literally BOTH statsautist and it is SO obvious, you fucknugget
Is the reason Gatecunt unironically shills mentally weak wastes of space like Vogeshit and Worst Marsh because he sees a bit of himself in them, and considers every run they score a moral victory for himself?
>>63990171
the new term is "summercunt" m8
>>63990171
>(Au/sp/ mem) (Au/sp/ meme) (Au/sp/ meme) detected
keep up the good work you fucking hack
>>63990186
kek
KEK
K E K
Only ONE of those is me freshcunt
>>63990207
>muh serious discussion when there's no game on
username?
>>63990207
FUCK OFF SHITSPOUTER
U
C
K
O
F
F
>it's a that one retarded poo peelander who pretends to be multiple "people" and butchers classic AusGOD memes thread
>>63990224
>when there's no game on
M8 there's wimmins t20
>>63990243
literally know your sister
>>63990198
Don't bully him too hard.
Poo peelanders are slow on the uptake of elite memes.
They'll start using summercunt once we're all on to the next big thing.
>>63990157
You're really bad at this, aren't you.
>>63990186
You're REALLY bad at this, aren't you.
>>63990242
we OWN /cric/
you're living in our world, Poo Peelia Ltd.
kiwi #3 on kuckold watch
>NZer
>not Daniel
>not statsautist
>not autistic memespouter
AMA
>>63990274
>we
You're not one of us, memespouter.
>>63990274
>>63990270
>>63990259
>>63990243
>>63990228
>>63990224
>>63990207
seriously daniel, stop samefagging and fuck back off to /rug/
>>63990289
Fuck off Daniel we know you're not actually dead stop pretending to not be you
>>63990298
>daniel
>/rug/
summercunt detected
>>63990242
Sad really.
The guy actually thinks AusGODS are dumb enough to believe there is more than one of him.
He has been in our threads for about a year now and still doesn't know how to create multiple, distinct personalities.
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>63990298
>2 from 7
apply yourself
>/rug/ literally a dead poomunity that was briefly kept on life support out I'd the goodness of /nrl/s heart.
>poo peeland refugees come here to experience an actual thriving community and experience elite memes first hand
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>63990298
m8
>>63990298
>go back to /rug/ Daniel
Australians in charge of understanding basic truths
>>63990298
KEK, I love how that ONE poo peelander literally posted ALL of his samefag replies to this post a minute apart.
What a fucking AMATEUR, lmfao
>>63990370
Don't worry.
He'll get sick of no one falling for his 'there is more than one poo peelander in /cric/' pretty soon.
I reckon he will stumble across this thread soon >>63987396 and start shilling yawnion, as if it isn't the most basic, simple, boring "sport" in the world
KEK
Will he ever make it lads?
>>63990405
>autistic memespooter this fucking casual that he has to go and stalk Daniel and post new screenshots of conversations that were first posted here months ago
I bet he doesn't even know about Hugh yet, god what a fucking casual.
>>63990403
>poo peelander immediately starts posting in that thread after linking it here
>>63990405
>>63990436
def samefag, step up your game daniel
>>63981799
Turn the MLB All-Star Game into a baseball/T20 double header, with the same players in both matches.
>>63990461
>LE U ARE LEE SAMEPHAG XDXDX
>>63990461
50%
well you're getting better
>>63990467
Good meme suggestion, Sweden, cricket needs more memes.
>>63990457
slightly pathetic, agreed.
>>63990474
>>63990485
>over a minute apart
>using multiple browsers to samefag and then take screenshots to prove its not him
kek daniel, just fuck off already
>mfw I get on /cric/ and another american has done my banter for me
top kek BSAs really run this general huh?
>>63990511
How can he be this much of an amateur?
He has been here for so long.
>>63990511
See >>63990485, >>63990486
LE MINUTE APART DXDXDDXDDFDXDXDSDXDXDFZCSTUCSXATDXSTAD
Is amateur hour over yet? Or is that one pathetic poo peeland poofter still attempting to get us to believe there is more than one PP itt?
how do i watch wimmins t20 lads? I just want to see Ellyse bowl a yorker
>>63990568
>this post gets made
>daniel disappears
every fucking time
>>63990578
Write a letter to CA asking them to explain their bullshit
>>63990605
He's literally never been here you filthy casual.
>>63990605
>THIS post gets made
>he IMMEDIATELY shows up again
KEK, every time
>>63990606
>>63990643
fuck off daniel
>>63987396
>PP'S are THIS desperate for people to pay attention to yawnion
KEK
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
aaand RIP another thread
good work Ausshits
>>63990813
kek
KEK
Have this nugget as well
>>63990733
poo peeland desperate as fuck this morning, senpai
>>63990845
That is one of the most pathetic posts I've seen in a while.
/rug/ is a fucking joke.
>>63990578
I unironically watched the woman's ashes and it was fucking shit, they struggle to break 110 kph
>>63990950
>muh bowling speeds
Ellyse could unironically grab a cheeky wicket or two in a mens game
http://www.icc-cricket.com/videos/media/id/5889/holly-ferling-round-the-wicket
She could go around my wicket if you get what I'm saying
What's for brekky, lads?
I just got two zingers and 4 large chips.
Love it when it's fresh on the morning.
Just got back from my labouring job.
I earned this kfc i am now eating. I feel manly
>>63991377
>all those carbs
>>63981722
>windies couldnt be the cricket aus XI
whos idea was it to even play these guys over summer? afganistan would probably put up better competition, or at least a country with half decent players like pakistan
>>63991604
>LE FUG LE MINNOWS
For the fucking billionth time, here are the reasons:
>NZ and SA won't do it, want to have home boxing day events
>England 2013
>India 2014
>Pakistan 2016
>not gonna get any of those
Who else? Bangladesh? Sri Lanka? Would be just as much of a blowout.
>>63991377
made me hungry
Two day tests confirmed
Got an email from Dan Murphys today
>LE FUG LE WESD INDEES XDXD
haven't fapped in a week lads
>>63992757
Dave Warner will be so protective of Candice from the BBC that it will throw the rest of the team out. Infighting and jelousy from the WAGS will be their downfall. Ever wonder why the players wives were banned from the Windies tour this year? Windies win 2-1
>>63992806
>LE BEE BEE CEE XDXD
>>63992656
what about?
>>63992778
this can't be true
>>63992987
Just keeping me updated on the summer specials
So is there officially zero ways to watch the WBBL today without being at the ground? Ch10 and Cricket Australia can suck my clunge.
>>63993028
They could have put it on the second channel instead of some random cooking/fishing show repeat
>>63993028
Whats a clunge?
>>63993149
back on your boat m8
>>63993149
a fanny
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
kek, the CA XI chased 10 runs for victory and got them in under 3 overs
>>63993194
>10 runs in 3 overs
WOW SO IMPRESSIVE
B A S E D
I G G L E S
>>63993201
>A near full strength Windies were outclassed by a CA XI outfit boasting six on first class debut with an average age of 21.
kidnap your sister m8
>>63993237
Yes i know that you sped. I was referring to the 10 runs in 3 overs that you highlighted which isn't anything to gush over
Just had a thought this morning. In the 1800's, the Australian colonies, particularly Qld, brought over thousands of people from Vanuatu, Solomon Islands etc to work as slaves on the sugar cane farms (look up Blackbirding if you're interested). After we realised this was fucked, most of these people / their descendants were repatriated, but some chose to stay. We call these people who stayed South Sea Islanders, and they're on the list of "peoples we were cunts to" on Government forms along with Aboriginies and TSI's.
Now, one of the descendants of these people is one of the most celebrated footballers in Australia, coached Qld for 10 years and is now the Australian coach. And, if reports earlier this year are correct, he'll coach an Australian side that will begin each match with an dance to celebrate and promote the culture of our indigenous brothers and sisters.
And the best bit is there's been zero criticism of his race, just him being a Queenslander.
>>63993267
>windies "4th best fast bowling attack in the world" couldn't hold out longer than 3 overs
>http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/party-for-freedom-and-farright-groups-vow-to-celebrate-cronulla-riots-anniversary-20151203-glf3v2.html
anyone going?
> Lafai granted release as Dogs set to welcome Hopoate
kek
KEK
>turgess training with the bills
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
Join you fucking spergs
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
>>63993521
>That is a group not a head-to-head league. Please join through the group page.
wht do i do
>>63990764
kek KEK K E K
>>63993028
>advertise the fuck out of it
>call it "equal to the mens game"
>no stream
>no TV coverage
>hell, no PAY stream either
What's the fucking point?
>>63993575
/cric/ is /nrl/
there is 80% crossover
I can't wait to see krazykuckold's face when Poo Peelia Ltd score 600 against le 3rd best attack in le world
>>63993702
not to mention tickets are FREE
>>63993717
He is the only one shilling their bowlers, right? I mean they're for sure the only salvageable part of the team but they're far from good
I like Holder just because of >muh heart
>>63993730
That's a good move honestly. I wouldn't fucking pay to see women's cricket lol
ACT big bash team when?
>>63993702
it simply isn't cost effective to bother sending out the film & tech crews and commentators to give it coverage
but all that shit will be in place anyway for the BBL so it'll probably get coverage after the 17th
>>63993717
YOU are literally obsessed with me. I just got home and twice today you've already brought me up. Literally poobsessed and inferiority complex: the "person"
>>63993740
I wouldn't be surprised at all if Australia racked up 500 runs in every innings against them.
I just think their bowlers are better than India, Sri Lanka, New Zealand's bowlers etc in Australian conditions. Not that that is saying much.
>>63993740
He's a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual who thinks they're good just by watching highlights of Taylor bowling peaches and because he saw on Cricinfo that Roach's average is under 30.
Anybody that's watched a West Indies game knows that despite the odd unplayable balls, the attack is wildly inconsistent and lose steam quicks after the first 20 overs. This is an objective fact. But obviously he won't know that because he's a worthless casual piece of shit sucked in by highlight compilations, which explains his shilling for Starc in real cricket all year. He's the sort of hipster to deliberately have obscure opinions(like Bishoo being a top 3 in the world spinner and shilling players from the 1930s) so it looks like he's got a diverse knowledge of the sport.
>>63993787
>HAHAHAHA LOL G-G-G-GUYS I JUST MEANT THEY'D BE GOOD IN OZ CONDITIONS HAHA YOU MISINTERPRETED ME HAHAHAHAHA BUT I'LL BACKPEDAL ON MY ORIGINAL STANCE NOW HAHAHAHA
KEK, you are pathetic. The "in Australian conditions" caveat was LITERALLY just added RIGHT NOW because it's becoming increasingly likely that your poodiction will get blown out of the water.
>>63993792
it is YOU who JUST exposed YOURSELF as the casual.
Kemar Roach L I T E R A L L Y destroyed Ricky Ponting's career. Ponting was complete shit and NEVER recovered after Roach killed his shoulder & elbow in 2009.
The Windies L I T E R A L L Y have better ""pace"" bowlers than Poo Peeland
kek
KEK
>>63993829
>6 years ago
KEK, keep living in the past because that's LITERALLY the LAST time you EVER saw a Windies game. YOU are delusional if you seriously think Roach is ANYWHERE near the same bowler after his injury.
>>63993815
literally this. And even then, england, pakistan, poo peeland, south africa and india would all do better here
LADS
A
D
S
>>63993847
there better be a qt feminine cock hidden out of frame there lad
>womens cricket is worse than mens
>>63993829
>roach
>good
>>63993815
Why don't you check your catalog of my posts since you spend roughly half your day archiving all my r/cricket/ and /cric/ posts.
I've never said the Windies were world class, but they do have one of the top5 bowling attacks in the world.
>series is played in Australia
>he is POORIOUSLY trying to imply I would have been talking about any other type of conditions
now THAt is desperate
>>63993841
which is why I added the caveat, "if he can regain his 2009 vintage".
he was still pretty damn fucking good on Australia's 2012 tour but you're right that he has been trash this year
why the fuck would I watch Windies games that don't involve Australia? Unlike you I'm not unemployed so I'm not going to waste my time watching matches that involve shit teams.
>>63993883
>literally just outing yourself as a casual
Game, set and match, cunt. I've won.
Got a tweet from Nines Wide World of Sports @WWOS9 today
>>63993894
you're as pathetic as those retards who boast about being on 4chins for over 10 years
>>63993883
EXPOSED CASUAL AND WAGE SLAVE
K E K
"Why the fuck would I watch games that don't involve Australia?"
- krazykasual, 2015.
>>63993883
>but they do have one of the top5 bowling attacks in the world.
kek
KEK
Before it was top 4 fast bowling attacks, and now its top 5 bowling attacks. Considering there is really only 10 teams that play test cricket, saying your in the top 5 (and by top 5 you mean 5th) means absolute jack shit
>>63993930
ill make it clear for you
1. Australia
2. South Africa
3. Pakistan
4. England
5. West Indies
6. New Zealand
7. India
8. Sri Lanka
>>63993930
He LITERALLY ranked them above South Africa.
>>63993955
Aren't Southee and Boult in the top 10 test bowlers?
>>63993970
That wasn't me you RETARD
kek
KEK
>>63993970
Wow, you can't make this shit up
KEK
>>63993979
praising bowlers who don't bowl below >muh 145kph triggers krazykuckold because he's a Darren Mememann-tier pleb
He'll unironically say England are better than West Indies and NZ now when the spotlight is on him, but any other time he'll spend hours trying to argue that Anderson is a 120kph trundler.
>>63993979
>Boult
don't rate him. Starving African childs version of James Anderson.
>Southee
>le choke under pressure man
>good
pick one
Bracewell is okay, but beyond they have complete and utter crap
>Craig
>Santner
>Sodhi
kek
KEK
those are LITERALLY their best ""spinners""
>>63993982
>IT LE WASN'T LE ME KEK
NOBODY else on /cric/ uses the Sydney grade analogy. NO ONE. You love it so much you still use it on plebbit,
Krazykuckja on furious, backpedalling damage control watch,
>>63993955
>above India
Filthy casual who didn't watch Yadav and Sharma unroot SA literally last night detected and exposed
>>63993982
>b-b-but it wasn't me
Holy fuck.
MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL
>that ONE pathetic poo peeland poofter who is STILL trying to convince people there is more than one PP itt
KEK
>>63994017
>NOBODY else on /cric/ uses the Sydney grade analogy
This
Every post, "muh sydney grade cricket"
Because remember friends, Sydney grade cricket is the greatest thing in the universe and tests are literally only a tiny bit above grade cricket
>>63993955
>England over West Indies
it gets better lads
You CANNOT make this shit up
>>63994031
England's pace attack is unironically one of the best in the world right now now that SA is dying and Aus is in regeneration mode
>>63994031
krazykreja on literal and umuscular poortubed pooicide watch
>>63994041
3rd Tbh, above pakistan, below aus and RSA
>>63994041
>SA is dying
Considering Steyn and Philander are kill this series the pace attack has done really well. They just have shit spinners and no batsmen apart from AB and Amla than can play spin
>>63994017
kek I could give two shits if you believe me or not
I just gave you my opinion in THIS thread but the fact you LITERALLY capped a post (which is not even mine) and saved it to bring up at a later date shows how OBSESSED and FURIOUS you are.
I am LITERALLY lmaoing at you ""life"" right now.
kek
KEK
Go through my >leddit (>implying you already haven't) and show me where I've said that.
I've never gone beyond saying the Windies have good bowlers, which they do. But they clearly are not 3rd best as that idiot implies.
>>63994059
you know damn well that you will have deleted the comment before I can post a cap of it.
It was in a thread discussing West Indies.
Stay poorturbed, friend.
>>63994041
Australia's is better in all conditions.
England failed to win in Windies, Australia won both Tests inside 3 days.
They got BTFO in Australia and will get BTFO in South Africa
I also suspect Pakistan's will be better aswell aslong as they play atleast two of Wahab/Junaid/Ami
>>63994056
Yeah that's what I'd say too. Then India. I'd like to say next is >us, but after that shitshow I'm not convinced
>>63994058
It's hard to judge in india. Abbott's looked good. Will see when the England series happens.
>>63994059
>as that idiot implies
This is fucking top notch damage control. Calling his past self an "idiot" because he got PTFO.
>>63994059
>mattposting this hard
literal damage control here lads
statscunt on suicide watch
Rip rohit in tests tbqhwyf
>>63994080
YOU check my reddit EVERYDAY
LITERALLY. EVERY. DAY.
THAT is how PATHETIC YOU are.
I posted that /cric/ meme and sure enough within 12 hours YOU had posted it to here.
>>63994111
you are literally furious
>>63994084
>Australia's is better in all conditions.
KEK, remind me of your last tour of the UAE?
Le best attack in le world lost 6-0 (SIX-NIL) in ALL their last six matches in Asia. England WON in India, and the seamers outbowled the Paki seamers in the recent tour. Not to mention they had Australia at 120-5 in literally every single game in the 5-0 defeat before Haddin memed the game away from them.
Stay peelusional, casual and forever in casual mode, krazykuckold.
For the record, Pakistan objectively have the best attack in all conditions.
>>63994134
>Pakistan objectively have the best attack in all conditions.
nope, australia and RSA are bounce babby attacks. Pakistan won't do well here
>>63994059
>>63994111
kick your shoes
objectively blown the fuck out
literally poorious
>>63994152
>Wahab Riaz doesn't exist
http://strawpoll.me/6181163
If I have missed any notable innings let me know, had a good think about it, but I feel these are the best of this year.
>>63994168
>steyn philander Starc and pattinson don't exist
>averaging 34 against bangers
nice meme player you have there m8
>>63994134
>England WON in India
thanks to Swann and Monty, neither of whom are playing anymore.
>and the seamers outbowled the Paki seamers in the recent tour
Only Wahab played of the three I mentioned and he did pretty well apparently in impact if not stats.
>For the record, Pakistan objectively have the best attack in all conditions.
Atleast we can agree Poo peeland dont crack the top5.
>>63994159
Nice content analysis, can you write a report on your findings?
I've said this once and I'll say it again. I could give two shits if you want to mistake me for someone else.
But the fact you're going to this level of effort in saving such a high number of my posts is pretty fucking funny.
>>63994195
>le fug le ball to the groin man
>>63994195
>Kane 140 vs AUS
literally fucking what. Even fucking Burns scored runs for fun on that pitch.
Just because every other PP was garbage doesn't make Kane's innings good.
>>63994198
>34 in the subcontinent is bad
KEK, you are beyond casual. One of the Bangladesh tests was the flattest road in existence, about 5 times worse than Perth. And what do Australia's bowlers have to do with Pakistan's attack? How many tests did Pattinson and Starc win in Asia?
>>63994195
>no Sanga's cheeky double
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63994211
?
if you're implying I missed something, please suggest it and I might add it
>>63994208
>But the fact you're going to this level of effort in saving such a high number of my posts is pretty fucking funny.
>LE YOU ARE LE OBSESSED XDXD
keep fighting the good fight and posting the freshcunts posts daniel
>>63994208
>this level of passive aggression
LOVING EVERY LAUGH right now Tbh, you are so fucking furious.
>>63994221
Were you even fucking watching it?
Honestly I was about to give it my vote, it was elite as fuck
>>63994225
>no Sanga's cheeky double
Yeah that would be up there above a couple of those desu
>>63994237
>daniel
that beta is literally in melbourne drinking himself to death right now over >tfw no gf
>>63994221
>batting order in free-fall
>Starc on fire
>Johnmeme in his one good spell of the series
>pretty much flawless counter-attacking
elite 2bh, better than Poot in Cardiff imofam
>>63994225
Riaz isn't that good lad
>>63994232
taylors 290 was a better innings than any of kanes.
>muh technical cover drives.
fuck off
>>63994195
IMO (basing the ones I didn't see off context and shit)
Kane 140
Chandimal
Kane 242
Holder
Cook
Root
Sanga 203
Taylor 290
Rahane
>>63994281
>career stats
fuck OFF casual
>>63994246
>LE YOU ARE LE MAD
literally outing yourself as underage
>>63994195
Voges vs Windies was preddy gud aswell. Definitely has to be there if you're including something like Root vs AUS
Winner is between Chandimal and Holder for me. Chandimal for the memery and outcome of it and Holder for muh heart. Holder is sort of like what Darren Sammy always wanted to be but never quite could do it.
>>63994308
>LE YOU ARE LE MAD
literally outing yourself as underage
>Nice content analysis, can you write a report on your findings?
This is literally the most reddit-tier rebuttal I've ever heard.
>>63994299
hes literally averaging 36.25 in 2015 m8.
>>63994281
Really? I mean obviously scoring 290 is huge in any match but that track was as flat as anything, and he didn't have the huge pressure of the rest of his team failing around him like Kane did in the previous match
And also if you don't vastly prefer Kane's batting to Taylor's then you have no taste.
>>63994308
>ANYTHING v windies
>worth shit
Also need I remind you that Root's hundred LITERALLY happened ON THE SAME DAY as your ENTIRE FUCKING TEAM got out for 60. It was the ultimate "look, you guys are fucking retarded as shit look how easy this is suck my massive white cock ahahahaha" innings. Voges has NOTHING on that, as good as a hundred on debut may be.
>Morne Morkel isn't better than Josh Hazlewood
NEW THREAD
>>63994349
>>63994349
>>63994349
>>63994349
>>63994363
>5 posts early
Autism
>>63994325
hello Summer of Cricket™ friend
>>63994341
You forget Englel literally failed to beat the Windies just weeks before
Voges' innings basically won the series. The rest of >our bats collapsed (like usual away from home lmao) and Voges rescued it. I'm not saying it's even close to a winner or anything, but it was a pretty good knock.
>>63994338
considering he's played exclusively on flat tracks with Yasir Shah picking up 90% of the wickets I'd say that's pretty good tbf
There was this elite spell of reverse swing in the second test where he literally turned the test on its head and led Pakistan to a victory.
>>63994341
>daniel aping my style
noice, we should synchronise our statsautistposting
>>63994363
> 9 posts early
NEW THREAD REMINDER
>>63994349
>>63994349
500th post for GOATistic Elitespouter
pootistic peemespooter on pooicide watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
