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Cricket Australia XI won by 10 wickets against the West Indies

IND vs SAF
India 334 & 2/20
South Africa 121
India lead by 233 runs with 8 wickets remaining

The inaugural Women's Big Bash League started today. Channel 10 will broadcast selected games and finals later this summer.
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1st for krazGODkrejGOAT
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statsautist on king of /cric/ watch
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Got an email from JB-Hi-Fi today
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3rd for Ellyse
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>saturday arvo
>sitting in your room shitposting on 4chan

how pathetic
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>>63994433

I live in Canberra

what would you have me do tonight?
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>>63994433
>4433
neat.
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>>63994433

krazykuckold on pooicide watch

statsGOATist on elite, muscular and knowledgeable watch
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Windies have the 3rd best pace bowling attack in the world Tbh
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>>63994428
What about?
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>>63994497
Just keeping me updated on the summer promotions and specials
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>>63994492
>scared little white boy has to bring up his obsession with BSAs

how literally """"""seething"""""""" can one """""""""teenager"""""""" be?
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Got a email from Bunnings today
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>>63994526
What about?
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>>63994520
>be american
>get shot
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Got an email from Home Timber and Hardware today
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>>63994543

fuck off saxon
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>>63994551
What about?
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>>63994543
>be australian
>who cares
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>>63994569
>posting in an australian thread
>who cares
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When is the next test match on for Australia?
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>>63994588
>posting in an australian thread on an american site based on a japanese hentai book

fuckin nerd
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>>63994605
It is a japanese site now m8
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>>63994563
Employee of the month
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>tfw another night alone
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>>63994621
>my little pony

I won't take the bait lad

>>63994628
Japs are kuks for americans though, they adopted a lot of our """""""""culture"""""""""
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>>63994628
>It is a japanese site now m8

that was the best thing that ever happened to 4chan desu

Chinese moot doesnt give a shit about American "culture" like WWE
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Who /LyonLover/ here?

>>63994637
fap it out hard m8, i am going to. I got my cock sleeve this week and i am going be breaking it while fapping to some h-manga
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>>63994637
Same here lad. Might get some cheap wine and drink till i pass out
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>tfw aryan master race and rich as fuck
>tfw women only want me for my money despite me being aryan master race and a genuine 8/10 with a big cock
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>>63994645
>Japs are kuks for americans

>tfw

I hate americans for making japs cvensor there porn.
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>>63994663
Yeah /LyonLover/ here
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>>63994673
Wouldn't you get skin cancer from being an aryan in Australia, or do you just stay inside?

>>63994678
>he doesn't know where to find uncensored jav
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This is me
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>>63994637
>not being /RedSqaureSaturdays/
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>>63994692
>>he doesn't know where to find uncensored jav

I don't really like jav though, i like hentair more and h-manga

>>63994703
This is me desu
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>complete radio silence from Statsautist and Daniel after being comprehensively PTFO by Australia
>sneak back into /cric/ once a new series starts and everyone forgot about PP's comprehensive defeat
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>>63994663
Jerked off to some yandere shit this morning and it took me two hours to cum

I think my dick is fucked lads
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who /a/ here
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Who /nba/ here?
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Anyone watching India vs SA?
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>>63994740
You on any medication? My anti psychotic drugs make it near impossible to reach regular orgasm
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muscular gatebro reporting in to remind you that Voges' century on debut WAS the best innings of the year
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>>63994740
Have you just started on anti-depressants?
When I first started on Zoloft, last year, I found that it was a chore to get myself to cum when fapping.
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>>63994740
go to the doctors la, nothing to be embarrassed about, just say you think you injured it after a two fap sessions cause you were having trouble ejaculating.

Make sure you see a female doctor senpai

>>63994742
me la
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Why are New Zealand men so big and strong?
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Got an email from Cricket Australia today
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>>63994752
Yes, SA a shit though
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>>63994757
>anti-psychotics
>anti-depressants

Is /cric/ full of mental illness?
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>>63994782
What about?
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>>63994752
Yeah, it's a fairly entertaining game

Genuinely impressed by India's fast bowlers yesterday, they actually bowled well for once
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>>63994779
Because they fuck our sisters
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>>63994795
it was just blank
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>>63994782
What about?
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>>63994784
Yeah AB's carried the team this entire series.

Also, fucking Rohit Sharma and the Indian selectors.
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>>63994789
Hi, casual summer of cricket freshcunt normie!
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>>>/pol/57535764
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>>63994789
yes senpai

I am on 100mg pristiq atm, and see a psychologist once a fortnight. I think i am making progress and will make it.
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Is Allan Boreder De Villiers the best captain of all time?
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>>63994800
>Walked in on my sister having sex with her Kiwi bf
>His dick was literally three times the length and at least four times the girth as mine
>They made me lick up all his seed after he blew all over my sister's tits
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>>>/soc/22904160
>>>/soc/22904160
>>>/soc/22904160
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>>63994811
The term "we" are using now is 'summercunt'
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What's this crap with women in the OP picture lately?

This is /cric/ mates.... And do you know why >It's more than just cricket? Eh?

Well neither do I technically, but I always assumed it was >implied gay sex with dashing upper class men/fuccbois... And thst means that these ladies in the OP pictures lately aren't getting the job done!

So now that i've gone and accepted my longtime latent gayness thanks to the powers of /cric/ket, I find these OPs offensive and intentionally exclusive (as opposed to inclusive) because all I wanna do is catch some spin from the balls of broad bellends named jimmy "would" anderson and find out why it's said that they have some all-star cock

I came for the cricket and I stayed for the more! The least you can do is give me some OP picture with those strapping lads proudly displaying their bats and nothing else! Or at least a sweaty grunting Warns cuz if its good enough for Liz Hurley it's good enough for me, dammit!

Thank you and god bless.

Btw, when does that Australia /Windies series start? Plz tell me there's something better to watch than the India test team.... It just ain't the same without Indian Bruce Campbell at the helm =[
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>>63994835
No, """"""""we""""""" are not.
Stop trying to force your shitty meme.
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>>63994843
summercunt detected
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>>63994840
>Btw, when does that Australia /Windies series start?
Where's that Kiwi from yesterday who said that we haven't had attention-seeking Americans asking stupid and easily google'd questions for (You)s for ages?
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>>63994830
Sounds pretty hot senpai, can you ask if i can join in the kekoldry next time?
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>>63994840
Its the Hollyposter and his obsession to be the OP of each thread
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>>63994840
God bless and god speed my friend
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>New Delhi is the most polluted city in the world
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>>63994752

Rahane is clutch as fuck Tbh
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Threadly Reminder
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Holly or Ellyse lads?
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>>63994877
That was a great innings. He's a really good batsman but way too inconsistent.
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>>63994910
>being this obsessed with a prison colony
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>>63994919
Which one has the bigger ass?
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>>63994926
Australia is our baby bro after all
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Just had burger wisconsin lads
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lads what do we think of Sunny Gavaskar's suggestion?

A penalty (like in Tennis) for taking more than a minute between the last ball of one over and the first of the next?

Say a 5-run penalty given to the batting side?
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>>63994921

Yeah, it's weird, i've seen him hit some of the best Indian hundreds recently so I have a higher perception of him but he fails so often as well
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>>63994936
>implying we have anything to do with america
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statscunt on suicide watch
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>>63994942
Makes sense tbqh. Pakistan wasted to much time against England in the first test because they knew it was England's game.
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>>63994919
Is that Dave Mustaine from Megadeath on the right?
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>>63994955
good post
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>>63994961
Yeah mate. He daylights as a cricketing mentor to girls
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Is Sean Abbott related to Tony Abbott?
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>>63994981
Just longtime friends
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Daily reminder this happened
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a2YxZe_c7-0
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>>63994981
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>oh hey anon, did you want to go to my place to practice today?
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>>63994951
I hope that innings gives him some confidence so he can at least start scoring more consistently in India.
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>>63995010
k dave
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>>63995010
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYE7lZ5sXZw

>>63995014
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYE7lZ5sXZw

>>63994994
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYE7lZ5sXZw

>>63994936
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYE7lZ5sXZw

>>63994921
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYE7lZ5sXZw

>>63994910
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYE7lZ5sXZw
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KFC for dinner lads?
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>>63995048
i'd eat her cunny for dinner if you know what i mean
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>>63995058
>eating cunny
GROSS
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>>63995058
trip off
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>>63995058
lewd
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It sucks that memes are ruining test cricket
>muh pink ball
>muh day/night
>muh no coin toss
>muh 4 days
Where did it all go wrong /Cric/?
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>on the 2 AM train home with a pal
>some girl asks us if we're a couple

What did she mean by this?
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>>63995069
posts like this only make me want to keep posting
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>>63995102
she was too shy to ask you straight up if you were single. you should have asked for her number, dingus.
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>>63995094
Pink ball day night memes are actually successful
I unironically support a 4 day test trial too, since the idea looks good on paper
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>>63995102
>not saying yes

She implied that you were gay, she didn't want to be your gf or anything
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>>63995103
No, they don't.
It upsets you when people don't blindly accept you into their conversations and decide to call you out for being the attention seeking faggot that you are. You would love it if people just responded to you as they do to any other anon, without the animosity.
Saying "haha pls keep responding it makes me want 2 trip moar XD" is a total defence mechanism. It works on the hope that the poster will think "oh, maybe I should stop giving him shit then, if he enjoys it", and will stop bullying you. Literally hundreds of tripfags prior to you have used this mechanism, and it's so blindingly obvious these days.

t. former trip
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>tfw you sister is literally skinny dipping in the pool
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>can't enjoy cricket

I just broke up with my gf /cric/, help me feel better
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>run rate 1.96
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>>63995127
To add to this, there are SOME trips where the idea that "giving them shit makes them stay" is true. These are rare gimmick trips whose entire persona revolves around gaining as much negative attention and being as "hated" as possible.
Some examples are JFBF and Reality Check.

hint: you are not one of these types of trip
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>>63995146
She probably gearing up for night out with her girlfriends. She's picking out a revealing outfit now and pre drinking
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Who /bong/ and /gong/ here?
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>>63995146
>broke up with gf a few weeks ago
>saw her out last night
>she's shaved her head and has a gf now
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>>63995167
Yeah mate /gong/ here. Heading out to pre drink up near the lighthouse then getting pissed all night at the Harp
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>>63995171
Better than having a new boyfriend i guess
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>Poopeelia Ltd.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=11556546
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>>63995146
Are you the one that said she needed to talk to you but you were putting it off?
Have the same problem here m8
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>>63995171

She gave the me the whole deal about wanting to remain friends which I said yes to, but that I'd have trouble seeing her with another guy.

I'll just completely erase her from my life if she goes with another guy, fuck being a kuck.

>>63995180

Yeah man, finally sat down and told her I loved her but she didn't love me.
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>>63994752
Just woke up, can't believe we are losing so badly against these third world heathen.

Got tickets for the Cape Town test so hopefully that is better.
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>>63995178
just makes me mad because it's so easy for women. they can have a gf and nobody bats an eyelid, but guys are always going to be labeled as fags. i wouldn't want a guy to suck my dick but if i were a girl, i wouldn't have a problem with having another girl eat my box.
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>>63995191
don't be friends with your ex's, that's stupid.
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>>63995194
>we

What number in the order do you bat mate?
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JOIN
THE
FUCKING
BBL
FANTAST
GROUP
YOU
SPERG
LORDS
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>>>/soc/22904345

J U S T
U
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>LIterally losing by nearly an innings to an Under 11's side
How fucking shit is this Windies outfit?
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http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/nrl/teams/broncos/broncos-had-23-million-more-viewers-than-reds-in-2016/news-story/25883c3f016dcc9fed6afb7139ee21cf
>thugby "poonion"
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alright lads, I've compiled a list of the current Australian """poosonalities""" of /cric/

>Gatebro
A beta who became famous for being kucked by a gate, Gatebro is obsessed with Worst Australia's domestic cricketers and unironically believes Voges to be the best middle order batsman in the world and a better spinner than Nathan Lyon. He can be found shilling for the inclusion of Bancroft, Coulter-Nile or the Marshs in the Australian team
>Poodam
Poodam is a babyfaced expat from England who worships /mu/core trash like Sonic Youth and is a devoted fan of Essendope. Poodam was born into wealth and attended a posh all-boys school in Perth where he learnt to love cock and is behind all anti-working class posts and all attempts to shill "based Tone" on /cric/
>Saxon
Saxon is an underages /pol/tard with few friends who is such a fan of the "epic and funny 4chan culture" that he shares it all over his normiebook. He is credited with pioneering the "execute all Muslims" meme and will wittily refer to any Indian poster as "pajeet" and tell them to poo in the loo
>Redditgoose
Rose to fame during the Ashes with his obsession with Hazlewood and irrational hatred of the banana under the moniker "NotGoose". He was later exposed as the redditor KrazyKrejza by his fellow redditor Statsautist and can be found Mattposting about the potential shown by Hazleshit and Worst Marsh on /cric/ and r/cricket/
>Reality Check
A Kucktorian NEET who spends his Centrelink check funding a Malaysian proxy to add """validity""" to his fictional life as a multi-million satanist who works in advertising
>Thread Counter
A summer of cricket casual who only appears when Australia are playing. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia and cannot handle not being the OP of each /cric/ thread. If his precious thread counter is disrupted, he is known to spam the current thread with gore, while talking to himself in another, ""comfier"" thread in a desperate attempt to make people migrate over to him
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>>63995207
depends what his face looks like
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>>63995217
Brian Lara will be rolling in his grave
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>>63995194
>LE FUG LE HOMEBABIES
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>>63995223

can you add that thread counter is also the hollyposter

ta
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>>63995207
would ream you all day
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Holy shit the fucking sky christmas ad caught me off guard.

>>63995194
Well in South Africa's defence, they're are missing Steyn and Philander. They'd be in a much better position if those guys were fit and playing. I'm sure they're going to crush England completely.
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>>63995179
The population of kiwis here probably fuckin doubled in that period.
Is there anyone living in New Zealand these days?
I have never seen anyone drinking this "literal who" of beers.
It sits on the shelves of Dan Murphy's collecting dust.


Either way its another """victory""" for New Zealand.
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>>63995223
>Reality check
>Malaysian
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>>63995255
THATS THE JOKE.JPEG
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>>63995223

I rate Starc (literally the best Australian bowler since Lillee) far more than Hazlegood tbqh
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Daily reminder Garfield Sobers cried about the Windies
Poor lad
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lfLsYqjVJqQ
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>americunts will never be banned from /cric/ threads
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What are you lads up to tonight? I'll be staying in my room all night
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>>63995311
Xenoblade Chronicles X once this game ends
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>>63995310
So it's OK for you to watch handegg but I can't watch the cricket?
Kys
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>>63995310
Pretty sure the Americlaps who post in cric are usually Indians.
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>>63995285
Genuinely one of the most depressing things I've seen
At least Holder tries
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>>63995311

Going to the pub with mates, trying to resist the urge to kill myself
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>>63995323
He's joking la
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>>63995320
The one good thing to come out of that shitty "sale" Nintendo had was the first one for like 13 dollars. What the fuck was the point of the N3DS version?
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>>63995336
At least you have mates. I don't have any friends
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what's /Cric/s favorite will?
Will smith
Will Clarke
Will Johnson
Will cook
Will starc
Or
Will Williamson
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>>63995320
>Paper Jam and Fast Racing come out next week.
It's gonna be comfy.
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>>63995357
go away cunt
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>>63995342
Everything about Nintendo's handling of them has been a fucking mess
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is this the a-league thread?
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>>63995323
Are you the BSA that posted a pic last thread?
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>>63995378
gay-peegue is dying m8

"fans" are literally refusing to turn up to games
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>>63995215
it won't let me m8, it says you must join from the group page or some other bullshit
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>>63995357
Will Smith will forever be a classic>>63995360
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>>63995103
based joshie
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AUS/NZ Sports Rankings


1. Grig
2. """""""""mens"""""""""" field hockey
3. GAYFL
4. NRLEL
5. Shitnion
6. Shitposting
7. Basketball
8. Soccer
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>>63995404
def curry detected
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Does /Cric/ follow college handegg?
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>>63995415
fuck no
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>>63995211
>>63995233
This is the first time in ages we lose an away test series.
>>63995246
Yeah really hope our attack is ready for Englel all these fresh faces in the team really make me worried tbqh.
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>>63995418
It would literally be the biggest sport in Australia though
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here's some more of my opinions that you poorious pee poolanders can cap

>Best Marsh will be the best all-rounder of his generation
>Nevill won't cut it. Whiteman will replace him within 2 years
>When(if) Starc/Pattinson/Cummins/HazleGOAT all play together, they will literally be Windies of the 80's-tier. Paris & Stanlake might also come into the equation at some point
>Rod Marsh is an excellent selector (by Australian standards, everything is relative and he was preceeded by Memeverarity and Hilbitch)
>Shaun Marsh is better than Finch at meme cricket
>Burns isn't an opener and Straya will have a revolving door at the second openers slot for awhile (>tfw no PJH)
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>>63995420
I don't think Englel should be too much of a problem, they're restructuring just like >you, only they lack players of the calibre of Steyn or ABDV
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>>63995425
>University of Wollongong vs University of Western Sydney

HOW FUCKING RIVETING

K E K
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>>63995432
These are all common opinions apart from Nevill
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>>63995432
1. thats an opinion
2.another opinion
3. opinion
4. who?
5. opinion
6. yes

>>63995444
Obviously it wont be good if you'e playing with high schoolers
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>tfw signed up for BBL fantasy but not that excited
Meme20 just doesn't do it for me lads
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>>63995432
Fuck mate you should have your own talkback radio show
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>>63995446

Nevill is a very good keeper but I just don't think he's a number 7 batsman

no7's need to be able to meme slog when batting with the tail. I know he had that partnership with Gary but I just don't think he can do it consistently. I literally think Nevill would be better off batting @ 5
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>>63995462
thats because BBL is a shit, IPL is like the EPL of cricket and where all of the best cricketers in the world go to play
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>>63995432
Shaun marsh is for the lack of a better word, pub stomper. He'll beat shitcunt bowling attacks all day, but can't perform on the bigger stage hence why he averages 18 at international T20s and 40 at domestic T20. Meanwhile Finch averages 40 at International T20's with a SR of 150.

"best" marsh is already being outperformed as an allrounder by Starc and will also be outperformed by pattinson.

Whitmen is a meme and if anoyne will replace neville it willbe a New south welshman
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>Amlel
>DeShitters
>DuPussy
>Lelgar
What the fuck happened to Seth efrica?
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>>63995444
>he isn't a part of the /gong/ tafe handegg team

kek
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>>63995491

IPL
>every team full of brown manlet bowling 120 kp/h (literally women-tier)
>rampant match/spotfixing
>over half the original teams banned/dissolved/suspended
>is played in a 3rd world shithole
>played in tiny, disgusting, smelly "stadiums:

Big BASED League:
>Full of the one thing every IPL team wants, Big Strong AusGODS
>short, sharp and competitive comp
>played in Big STRONG GOATstralian stadiums
>rosters basically stay the same every year
>compliments Test cricket rather than destroys it like IPLeL
>wicked banter and entertainment
>0(zero) Indians involved
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>>63995533
>>0(zero) Indians involved
I LITERALLY have Fawad and Rashid in my BBL team
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>>63995515
Finally got tested in harsh conditions. Also, Steyn and Philander are injured.
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>>63995487
>no7's need to be able to meme slog when batting with the tail.

let me guess, you think players should fit nicely into whatever headcannon system you think teams should have?

1.Aggressive openor
2. defensive opener
3. Shot player (also best batsman in team)
4. Shot playing batsman
5. shitcunt batsman thats only in the team because of injuries
6. Allrounder
7. Slogging WK
etc etc
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du Plessis needs to off himself after trying to meme his second ball in the middle of a collapse
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>>63995538
Fawad is a good choice, drop rashid like its hot though
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>>63995544
>LE FUG LE REVERSESWEEP XDXD
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>>63995541

the only one of those which is correct is the 7

No7 needs to be able to bat quickly

I wouldnt mind Nevill batting 5, Burns 6 and M Marsh batting 7
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>>63995533
I don't think anyone other than Indian people can rate IPL higher than BBL. Only thing which makes IPL attractive to people is having more international big names in the teams.

I love the relaxed feel of the BBL with Gilchrist, Freddy, Viv and even Freddie commentating sometimes. IPL feels too much like a fucking coordinated business.
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>>63995546
You think so? He seemed to bat well enough against Pakistan in the games I saw, and apparently he plays up the order
>>63995553
I'd agree with this. It's just a matter of finding a new opener to replace Burns, since he gets shaky the moment the ball swings.
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Does the IPL have based Mel? I rest my case
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>>63995559

I L I T E R A L L Y think that Shane Watson is the 2nd best opener >we have, but he won't comeback now.

I am seething that the Warner/Watson combo was never really tried in Test cricket
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>>63995574
If Watson couldn't make it at three or four, I don't really see a case for him opening, especially with his difficulty in playing inswing.
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>>63995585
addendum: obviously he did use to open, but I'm talking about how he currently stands
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>>63995568

No the IPL had these forced female commentators for EVERY SINGLE match this year.

They were terrible and it was so cringeworthy. Like some sort of attempt to dispel the Indian rape meme.

The ONLY good female commentator I've ever heard is Allison Mitchell.
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>>63995568
I'd knock her stumps over if you know what i mean
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>>63995554
Except IPL teams would blow the fuck out of Australian teams and any in the world for that matter
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>>63995568
Since when did Australia become Pakistan?
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>>63995568
Is she white?
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Anyone watching super smash here:?
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Goodbye Roshit Sharma.
Hope you never bat again.
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>>63995487
>no7's need to be able to meme slog when batting with the tail
Bullshit.
That's only true when the tail consists of duds who can't hold a bat and won't last 6 balls each.

With Australia's tail consisting of guys like Starc and Hazlewood, who are genuinely solid with the bat, and Lyon who is the greatest number 11 of all time, having a number 7 who can rotate the strike and put a price on his wicket is a much better option.
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>>63995585

you clearly didn't watch cricket between 2009-11 (when Watto was opening) because if you did you'd know he was the best player of seam bowling and playing the new ball that we had.

His failure @ 3/4 was more mental than anything else. Watson was extremely mentally weak and took Clarke not letting him open as a personal insult (he used to complain about it all the time).

But yeah it's too late now. Bancroft is overrated, Cowan is shit and >we don't have alot of other options. Bushman could open I guess but then that re-creates the no3 problem.
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>>63995568
http://m.indiatvnews.com/sports/cricket/hottest-ipl-female-anchors-17003.html
Hnggggggggggg
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just took a dump lads
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Is Kholi one of the most overrated batsmen right now?
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>>63995615
>tfw no qt decade long Warner/Hughes partnership that becomes the most prolific opening pairing of all time
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>>63995610
With guys like Pattinson/Hazlewood they can hang around but won't score much so it's better to have someone who will score quickly.

With Starc you need someone who can score quick aswell. Starc doesn't hang around long, he basically just slogs himself. I'd rather someone like Haddin batting with Starc given the knowledge that the partnership won't last that long either way.

Lyon is a meme. Tino Best is the greatest no11 of all time.
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>>63995629
Poot by a country mile
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>>63995630
>all that hype around Hughes on debut

Abbot managed to kill Hughes and Johnmeme's career with that one ball
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kohli mad as HECK

>muh no DRS
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>>63995629
He'll have a far better career than Smoth who will be an average players at best once his purple patch is over and his technique will be exposed for what it is- shit.

At the moment, Bane > Root > Kohli = Warner > Smoth
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>>63995629
Stove shit
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Kohli on literal pooicide watch

umpire gave him out and he just stood there for a solid 10 seconds staring at the ump before he went

Tahir no-balled tho, kek
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NO BALL
O

B
A
L
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>>63995660
jk

>choke african spinners in charge of not bowling no balls
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lel daylight

>muh no DRS
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>>63995636
Starcs SR is only 68. Hes not the slogger your making him out to be and with 6 50's in 37 innings, hes more than capable to build a partnership with
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Will Kohli declare this innings?
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>>63995669
good thing his cheque from srinivasan will cover the fine
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have any of you lads played the new don bradmans cricket? Are there any relevant esports players for that game i should know about?
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>>63995693
Still 2 days and a session and a half left this match. They should try and get a cheeky 700 run lead then declare
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>>63995693
>>63995722

are you daftcunts even watching the match?

Spinners are turning it square and seamers reversing it. Shitdia won't reach 200
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>>63994349

who's that amazon blonde goddess?
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>>63995717
yes, it's the best cricket game to date, and they actually made the gameplay fun for a change
I am LITERALLY the greatest player in the whole world
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>>63995722
>>63995732
>answering a meme question seriously
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>>63995734
Australian female cricketer Holly Ferling
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>>63995734
It's my gf, the elite muscular and intelligent Holly Ferling
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>>63995732
Well India already has a 282 lead so it doesn't really matter tbqh

>>63995600
>CLT20 proves otherwise.
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>>63995779
>mickey mouse t20
>relevant
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>>63995750

>this pitch

flakier than Mitchell Starc's face
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>>63995600

Not if they played outside Asia

Every IPL team is full of scrub bowlers

Someone like Nathan Coulter-Nile isn't even close to being one of the best bowlers in the BBL and he is one of the better bowlers in the IPLeL
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>tfw you used to be younger than all these players
>and now professionals are 5years younger than you
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>>63995829

that you Mackaybro?
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>>63995829
>tfw discovering the porn stars you fap to are younger than you now
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nope. I'm a nobody.
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>>63995750
>>63995756

thanks m8s

tomorrow I'm gonna squeeze some sperm out of my anus for her
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>>63995829
>m-muh play me somewhere else so i can beat you

kek IPL is literally the future and be all end allbof cricket
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>tfw could have played for australia if i tried harder
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>tfw looking for a new cricfu

hollys now becoming the pleb choice, anyone else want to look for a new one with me?
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>>63995867
Ellyse Perry tbqh
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statscunt on suicide watch
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>>63995867

is it even a choice?
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>>63995872
>>63995884
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>leave the sissy white boys to me
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>>63995884
Who is Chris Gayle?
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>>63995895

your wifes bull
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>>63995764
How the fuck did he not cut away when she spent about ten fucking seconds lifting her top? I mean thank you based camera man but fuck me he can't hide that.
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>silk
>spud
>lyon
>maddinson
>bollinger

Are the 6ers the ugliest team in the BBL?
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goosey, u here m8?
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>>63995891
w e w
e
w

>>63995909
He may not have known that he was on screen at the time
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>>63995909
That was more the directors fault
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>http://www.sydneythunder.com.au/players

thunder have the best looking wbbl team. Theres a cricfu for everyone here lads
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>>63995927
>you now remember Andrew McDonald
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>>63995927
dibs on daffara btw
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>>63995934
looks like an ice addict Tbh
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>>63995927
who could he be?
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>>63995927
Stef Daffara could get it
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