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Cricket Australia XI won by 10 wickets against the West Indies
IND vs SAF
India 334 & 2/20
South Africa 121
India lead by 233 runs with 8 wickets remaining
The inaugural Women's Big Bash League started today. Channel 10 will broadcast selected games and finals later this summer.
1st for krazGODkrejGOAT
statsautist on king of /cric/ watch
Got an email from JB-Hi-Fi today
3rd for Ellyse
>saturday arvo
>sitting in your room shitposting on 4chan
how pathetic
>>63994433
I live in Canberra
what would you have me do tonight?
>>63994433
>4433
neat.
>>63994433
krazykuckold on pooicide watch
statsGOATist on elite, muscular and knowledgeable watch
Windies have the 3rd best pace bowling attack in the world Tbh
>>63994428
What about?
>>63994497
Just keeping me updated on the summer promotions and specials
>>63994492
>scared little white boy has to bring up his obsession with BSAs
how literally """"""seething"""""""" can one """""""""teenager"""""""" be?
Got a email from Bunnings today
>>63994526
What about?
>>63994520
>be american
>get shot
Got an email from Home Timber and Hardware today
>>63994543
fuck off saxon
>>63994551
What about?
>>63994543
>be australian
>who cares
>>63994569
>posting in an australian thread
>who cares
When is the next test match on for Australia?
>>63994588
>posting in an australian thread on an american site based on a japanese hentai book
fuckin nerd
>>63994605
It is a japanese site now m8
>>63994563
Employee of the month
>tfw another night alone
>>63994621
>my little pony
I won't take the bait lad
>>63994628
Japs are kuks for americans though, they adopted a lot of our """""""""culture"""""""""
>>63994628
>It is a japanese site now m8
that was the best thing that ever happened to 4chan desu
Chinese moot doesnt give a shit about American "culture" like WWE
Who /LyonLover/ here?
>>63994637
fap it out hard m8, i am going to. I got my cock sleeve this week and i am going be breaking it while fapping to some h-manga
>>63994637
Same here lad. Might get some cheap wine and drink till i pass out
>tfw aryan master race and rich as fuck
>tfw women only want me for my money despite me being aryan master race and a genuine 8/10 with a big cock
>>63994645
>Japs are kuks for americans
>tfw
I hate americans for making japs cvensor there porn.
>>63994663
Yeah /LyonLover/ here
>>63994673
Wouldn't you get skin cancer from being an aryan in Australia, or do you just stay inside?
>>63994678
>he doesn't know where to find uncensored jav
This is me
>>63994637
>not being /RedSqaureSaturdays/
>>63994692
>>he doesn't know where to find uncensored jav
I don't really like jav though, i like hentair more and h-manga
>>63994703
This is me desu
>complete radio silence from Statsautist and Daniel after being comprehensively PTFO by Australia
>sneak back into /cric/ once a new series starts and everyone forgot about PP's comprehensive defeat
>>63994663
Jerked off to some yandere shit this morning and it took me two hours to cum
I think my dick is fucked lads
who /a/ here
Who /nba/ here?
Anyone watching India vs SA?
>>63994740
You on any medication? My anti psychotic drugs make it near impossible to reach regular orgasm
muscular gatebro reporting in to remind you that Voges' century on debut WAS the best innings of the year
>>63994740
Have you just started on anti-depressants?
When I first started on Zoloft, last year, I found that it was a chore to get myself to cum when fapping.
>>63994740
go to the doctors la, nothing to be embarrassed about, just say you think you injured it after a two fap sessions cause you were having trouble ejaculating.
Make sure you see a female doctor senpai
>>63994742
me la
Why are New Zealand men so big and strong?
Got an email from Cricket Australia today
>>63994752
Yes, SA a shit though
>>63994757
>anti-psychotics
>anti-depressants
Is /cric/ full of mental illness?
>>63994782
What about?
>>63994752
Yeah, it's a fairly entertaining game
Genuinely impressed by India's fast bowlers yesterday, they actually bowled well for once
>>63994779
Because they fuck our sisters
>>63994795
it was just blank
>>63994782
What about?
>>63994784
Yeah AB's carried the team this entire series.
Also, fucking Rohit Sharma and the Indian selectors.
>>63994789
Hi, casual summer of cricket freshcunt normie!
>>63994789
yes senpai
I am on 100mg pristiq atm, and see a psychologist once a fortnight. I think i am making progress and will make it.
Is Allan Boreder De Villiers the best captain of all time?
>>63994800
>Walked in on my sister having sex with her Kiwi bf
>His dick was literally three times the length and at least four times the girth as mine
>They made me lick up all his seed after he blew all over my sister's tits
>>63994811
The term "we" are using now is 'summercunt'
What's this crap with women in the OP picture lately?
This is /cric/ mates.... And do you know why >It's more than just cricket? Eh?
Well neither do I technically, but I always assumed it was >implied gay sex with dashing upper class men/fuccbois... And thst means that these ladies in the OP pictures lately aren't getting the job done!
So now that i've gone and accepted my longtime latent gayness thanks to the powers of /cric/ket, I find these OPs offensive and intentionally exclusive (as opposed to inclusive) because all I wanna do is catch some spin from the balls of broad bellends named jimmy "would" anderson and find out why it's said that they have some all-star cock
I came for the cricket and I stayed for the more! The least you can do is give me some OP picture with those strapping lads proudly displaying their bats and nothing else! Or at least a sweaty grunting Warns cuz if its good enough for Liz Hurley it's good enough for me, dammit!
Thank you and god bless.
Btw, when does that Australia /Windies series start? Plz tell me there's something better to watch than the India test team.... It just ain't the same without Indian Bruce Campbell at the helm =[
>>63994835
No, """"""""we""""""" are not.
Stop trying to force your shitty meme.
>>63994843
summercunt detected
>>63994840
>Btw, when does that Australia /Windies series start?
Where's that Kiwi from yesterday who said that we haven't had attention-seeking Americans asking stupid and easily google'd questions for (You)s for ages?
>>63994830
Sounds pretty hot senpai, can you ask if i can join in the kekoldry next time?
>>63994840
Its the Hollyposter and his obsession to be the OP of each thread
>>63994840
God bless and god speed my friend
>New Delhi is the most polluted city in the world
>>63994752
Rahane is clutch as fuck Tbh
Threadly Reminder
Holly or Ellyse lads?
>>63994877
That was a great innings. He's a really good batsman but way too inconsistent.
>>63994910
>being this obsessed with a prison colony
>>63994919
Which one has the bigger ass?
>>63994926
Australia is our baby bro after all
Just had burger wisconsin lads
lads what do we think of Sunny Gavaskar's suggestion?
A penalty (like in Tennis) for taking more than a minute between the last ball of one over and the first of the next?
Say a 5-run penalty given to the batting side?
>>63994921
Yeah, it's weird, i've seen him hit some of the best Indian hundreds recently so I have a higher perception of him but he fails so often as well
>>63994936
>implying we have anything to do with america
statscunt on suicide watch
>>63994942
Makes sense tbqh. Pakistan wasted to much time against England in the first test because they knew it was England's game.
>>63994919
Is that Dave Mustaine from Megadeath on the right?
>>63994955
good post
>>63994961
Yeah mate. He daylights as a cricketing mentor to girls
Is Sean Abbott related to Tony Abbott?
>>63994981
Just longtime friends
Daily reminder this happened
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a2YxZe_c7-0
>oh hey anon, did you want to go to my place to practice today?
>>63994951
I hope that innings gives him some confidence so he can at least start scoring more consistently in India.
>>63995010
k dave
>>63995010
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYE7lZ5sXZw
>>63995014
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYE7lZ5sXZw
>>63994994
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYE7lZ5sXZw
>>63994936
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYE7lZ5sXZw
>>63994921
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYE7lZ5sXZw
>>63994910
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYE7lZ5sXZw
KFC for dinner lads?
>>63995048
i'd eat her cunny for dinner if you know what i mean
>>63995058
>eating cunny
GROSS
>>63995058
trip off
>>63995058
lewd
It sucks that memes are ruining test cricket
>muh pink ball
>muh day/night
>muh no coin toss
>muh 4 days
Where did it all go wrong /Cric/?
>on the 2 AM train home with a pal
>some girl asks us if we're a couple
What did she mean by this?
>>63995069
posts like this only make me want to keep posting
>>63995102
she was too shy to ask you straight up if you were single. you should have asked for her number, dingus.
>>63995094
Pink ball day night memes are actually successful
I unironically support a 4 day test trial too, since the idea looks good on paper
>>63995102
>not saying yes
She implied that you were gay, she didn't want to be your gf or anything
>>63995103
No, they don't.
It upsets you when people don't blindly accept you into their conversations and decide to call you out for being the attention seeking faggot that you are. You would love it if people just responded to you as they do to any other anon, without the animosity.
Saying "haha pls keep responding it makes me want 2 trip moar XD" is a total defence mechanism. It works on the hope that the poster will think "oh, maybe I should stop giving him shit then, if he enjoys it", and will stop bullying you. Literally hundreds of tripfags prior to you have used this mechanism, and it's so blindingly obvious these days.
t. former trip
>tfw you sister is literally skinny dipping in the pool
>can't enjoy cricket
I just broke up with my gf /cric/, help me feel better
>run rate 1.96
>>63995127
To add to this, there are SOME trips where the idea that "giving them shit makes them stay" is true. These are rare gimmick trips whose entire persona revolves around gaining as much negative attention and being as "hated" as possible.
Some examples are JFBF and Reality Check.
hint: you are not one of these types of trip
>>63995146
She probably gearing up for night out with her girlfriends. She's picking out a revealing outfit now and pre drinking
Who /bong/ and /gong/ here?
>>63995146
>broke up with gf a few weeks ago
>saw her out last night
>she's shaved her head and has a gf now
>>63995167
Yeah mate /gong/ here. Heading out to pre drink up near the lighthouse then getting pissed all night at the Harp
>>63995171
Better than having a new boyfriend i guess
>Poopeelia Ltd.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=11556546
>>63995146
Are you the one that said she needed to talk to you but you were putting it off?
Have the same problem here m8
>>63995171
She gave the me the whole deal about wanting to remain friends which I said yes to, but that I'd have trouble seeing her with another guy.
I'll just completely erase her from my life if she goes with another guy, fuck being a kuck.
>>63995180
Yeah man, finally sat down and told her I loved her but she didn't love me.
>>63994752
Just woke up, can't believe we are losing so badly against these third world heathen.
Got tickets for the Cape Town test so hopefully that is better.
>>63995178
just makes me mad because it's so easy for women. they can have a gf and nobody bats an eyelid, but guys are always going to be labeled as fags. i wouldn't want a guy to suck my dick but if i were a girl, i wouldn't have a problem with having another girl eat my box.
>>63995191
don't be friends with your ex's, that's stupid.
>>63995194
>we
What number in the order do you bat mate?
JOIN
THE
FUCKING
BBL
FANTAST
GROUP
YOU
SPERG
LORDS
>>>/soc/22904345
J U S T
U
S
T
>LIterally losing by nearly an innings to an Under 11's side
How fucking shit is this Windies outfit?
http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/nrl/teams/broncos/broncos-had-23-million-more-viewers-than-reds-in-2016/news-story/25883c3f016dcc9fed6afb7139ee21cf
>thugby "poonion"
alright lads, I've compiled a list of the current Australian """poosonalities""" of /cric/
>Gatebro
A beta who became famous for being kucked by a gate, Gatebro is obsessed with Worst Australia's domestic cricketers and unironically believes Voges to be the best middle order batsman in the world and a better spinner than Nathan Lyon. He can be found shilling for the inclusion of Bancroft, Coulter-Nile or the Marshs in the Australian team
>Poodam
Poodam is a babyfaced expat from England who worships /mu/core trash like Sonic Youth and is a devoted fan of Essendope. Poodam was born into wealth and attended a posh all-boys school in Perth where he learnt to love cock and is behind all anti-working class posts and all attempts to shill "based Tone" on /cric/
>Saxon
Saxon is an underages /pol/tard with few friends who is such a fan of the "epic and funny 4chan culture" that he shares it all over his normiebook. He is credited with pioneering the "execute all Muslims" meme and will wittily refer to any Indian poster as "pajeet" and tell them to poo in the loo
>Redditgoose
Rose to fame during the Ashes with his obsession with Hazlewood and irrational hatred of the banana under the moniker "NotGoose". He was later exposed as the redditor KrazyKrejza by his fellow redditor Statsautist and can be found Mattposting about the potential shown by Hazleshit and Worst Marsh on /cric/ and r/cricket/
>Reality Check
A Kucktorian NEET who spends his Centrelink check funding a Malaysian proxy to add """validity""" to his fictional life as a multi-million satanist who works in advertising
>Thread Counter
A summer of cricket casual who only appears when Australia are playing. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia and cannot handle not being the OP of each /cric/ thread. If his precious thread counter is disrupted, he is known to spam the current thread with gore, while talking to himself in another, ""comfier"" thread in a desperate attempt to make people migrate over to him
>>63995207
depends what his face looks like
>>63995217
Brian Lara will be rolling in his grave
>>63995194
>LE FUG LE HOMEBABIES
>>63995223
can you add that thread counter is also the hollyposter
ta
>>63995207
would ream you all day
Holy shit the fucking sky christmas ad caught me off guard.
>>63995194
Well in South Africa's defence, they're are missing Steyn and Philander. They'd be in a much better position if those guys were fit and playing. I'm sure they're going to crush England completely.
>>63995179
The population of kiwis here probably fuckin doubled in that period.
Is there anyone living in New Zealand these days?
I have never seen anyone drinking this "literal who" of beers.
It sits on the shelves of Dan Murphy's collecting dust.
Either way its another """victory""" for New Zealand.
>>63995223
>Reality check
>Malaysian
>>63995255
THATS THE JOKE.JPEG
>>63995223
I rate Starc (literally the best Australian bowler since Lillee) far more than Hazlegood tbqh
Daily reminder Garfield Sobers cried about the Windies
Poor lad
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lfLsYqjVJqQ
>americunts will never be banned from /cric/ threads
What are you lads up to tonight? I'll be staying in my room all night
>>63995311
Xenoblade Chronicles X once this game ends
>>63995310
So it's OK for you to watch handegg but I can't watch the cricket?
Kys
>>63995310
Pretty sure the Americlaps who post in cric are usually Indians.
>>63995285
Genuinely one of the most depressing things I've seen
At least Holder tries
>>63995311
Going to the pub with mates, trying to resist the urge to kill myself
>>63995323
He's joking la
>>63995320
The one good thing to come out of that shitty "sale" Nintendo had was the first one for like 13 dollars. What the fuck was the point of the N3DS version?
>>63995336
At least you have mates. I don't have any friends
what's /Cric/s favorite will?
Will smith
Will Clarke
Will Johnson
Will cook
Will starc
Or
Will Williamson
>>63995320
>Paper Jam and Fast Racing come out next week.
It's gonna be comfy.
>>63995357
go away cunt
>>63995342
Everything about Nintendo's handling of them has been a fucking mess
is this the a-league thread?
>>63995323
Are you the BSA that posted a pic last thread?
>>63995378
gay-peegue is dying m8
"fans" are literally refusing to turn up to games
>>63995215
it won't let me m8, it says you must join from the group page or some other bullshit
>>63995357
Will Smith will forever be a classic>>63995360
>>63995103
based joshie
AUS/NZ Sports Rankings
1. Grig
2. """""""""mens"""""""""" field hockey
3. GAYFL
4. NRLEL
5. Shitnion
6. Shitposting
7. Basketball
8. Soccer
>>63995404
def curry detected
Does /Cric/ follow college handegg?
>>63995415
fuck no
>>63995211
>>63995233
This is the first time in ages we lose an away test series.
>>63995246
Yeah really hope our attack is ready for Englel all these fresh faces in the team really make me worried tbqh.
>>63995418
It would literally be the biggest sport in Australia though
here's some more of my opinions that you poorious pee poolanders can cap
>Best Marsh will be the best all-rounder of his generation
>Nevill won't cut it. Whiteman will replace him within 2 years
>When(if) Starc/Pattinson/Cummins/HazleGOAT all play together, they will literally be Windies of the 80's-tier. Paris & Stanlake might also come into the equation at some point
>Rod Marsh is an excellent selector (by Australian standards, everything is relative and he was preceeded by Memeverarity and Hilbitch)
>Shaun Marsh is better than Finch at meme cricket
>Burns isn't an opener and Straya will have a revolving door at the second openers slot for awhile (>tfw no PJH)
>>63995420
I don't think Englel should be too much of a problem, they're restructuring just like >you, only they lack players of the calibre of Steyn or ABDV
>>63995425
>University of Wollongong vs University of Western Sydney
HOW FUCKING RIVETING
K E K
>>63995432
These are all common opinions apart from Nevill
>>63995432
1. thats an opinion
2.another opinion
3. opinion
4. who?
5. opinion
6. yes
>>63995444
Obviously it wont be good if you'e playing with high schoolers
>tfw signed up for BBL fantasy but not that excited
Meme20 just doesn't do it for me lads
>>63995432
Fuck mate you should have your own talkback radio show
>>63995446
Nevill is a very good keeper but I just don't think he's a number 7 batsman
no7's need to be able to meme slog when batting with the tail. I know he had that partnership with Gary but I just don't think he can do it consistently. I literally think Nevill would be better off batting @ 5
>>63995462
thats because BBL is a shit, IPL is like the EPL of cricket and where all of the best cricketers in the world go to play
>>63995432
Shaun marsh is for the lack of a better word, pub stomper. He'll beat shitcunt bowling attacks all day, but can't perform on the bigger stage hence why he averages 18 at international T20s and 40 at domestic T20. Meanwhile Finch averages 40 at International T20's with a SR of 150.
"best" marsh is already being outperformed as an allrounder by Starc and will also be outperformed by pattinson.
Whitmen is a meme and if anoyne will replace neville it willbe a New south welshman
>Amlel
>DeShitters
>DuPussy
>Lelgar
What the fuck happened to Seth efrica?
>>63995444
>he isn't a part of the /gong/ tafe handegg team
kek
>>63995491
IPL
>every team full of brown manlet bowling 120 kp/h (literally women-tier)
>rampant match/spotfixing
>over half the original teams banned/dissolved/suspended
>is played in a 3rd world shithole
>played in tiny, disgusting, smelly "stadiums:
Big BASED League:
>Full of the one thing every IPL team wants, Big Strong AusGODS
>short, sharp and competitive comp
>played in Big STRONG GOATstralian stadiums
>rosters basically stay the same every year
>compliments Test cricket rather than destroys it like IPLeL
>wicked banter and entertainment
>0(zero) Indians involved
>>63995533
>>0(zero) Indians involved
I LITERALLY have Fawad and Rashid in my BBL team
>>63995515
Finally got tested in harsh conditions. Also, Steyn and Philander are injured.
>>63995487
>no7's need to be able to meme slog when batting with the tail.
let me guess, you think players should fit nicely into whatever headcannon system you think teams should have?
1.Aggressive openor
2. defensive opener
3. Shot player (also best batsman in team)
4. Shot playing batsman
5. shitcunt batsman thats only in the team because of injuries
6. Allrounder
7. Slogging WK
etc etc
du Plessis needs to off himself after trying to meme his second ball in the middle of a collapse
>>63995538
Fawad is a good choice, drop rashid like its hot though
>>63995544
>LE FUG LE REVERSESWEEP XDXD
>>63995541
the only one of those which is correct is the 7
No7 needs to be able to bat quickly
I wouldnt mind Nevill batting 5, Burns 6 and M Marsh batting 7
>>63995533
I don't think anyone other than Indian people can rate IPL higher than BBL. Only thing which makes IPL attractive to people is having more international big names in the teams.
I love the relaxed feel of the BBL with Gilchrist, Freddy, Viv and even Freddie commentating sometimes. IPL feels too much like a fucking coordinated business.
>>63995546
You think so? He seemed to bat well enough against Pakistan in the games I saw, and apparently he plays up the order
>>63995553
I'd agree with this. It's just a matter of finding a new opener to replace Burns, since he gets shaky the moment the ball swings.
Does the IPL have based Mel? I rest my case
>>63995559
I L I T E R A L L Y think that Shane Watson is the 2nd best opener >we have, but he won't comeback now.
I am seething that the Warner/Watson combo was never really tried in Test cricket
>>63995574
If Watson couldn't make it at three or four, I don't really see a case for him opening, especially with his difficulty in playing inswing.
>>63995585
addendum: obviously he did use to open, but I'm talking about how he currently stands
>>63995568
No the IPL had these forced female commentators for EVERY SINGLE match this year.
They were terrible and it was so cringeworthy. Like some sort of attempt to dispel the Indian rape meme.
The ONLY good female commentator I've ever heard is Allison Mitchell.
>>63995568
I'd knock her stumps over if you know what i mean
>>63995554
Except IPL teams would blow the fuck out of Australian teams and any in the world for that matter
>>63995568
Since when did Australia become Pakistan?
>>63995568
Is she white?
Anyone watching super smash here:?
Goodbye Roshit Sharma.
Hope you never bat again.
>>63995487
>no7's need to be able to meme slog when batting with the tail
Bullshit.
That's only true when the tail consists of duds who can't hold a bat and won't last 6 balls each.
With Australia's tail consisting of guys like Starc and Hazlewood, who are genuinely solid with the bat, and Lyon who is the greatest number 11 of all time, having a number 7 who can rotate the strike and put a price on his wicket is a much better option.
>>63995585
you clearly didn't watch cricket between 2009-11 (when Watto was opening) because if you did you'd know he was the best player of seam bowling and playing the new ball that we had.
His failure @ 3/4 was more mental than anything else. Watson was extremely mentally weak and took Clarke not letting him open as a personal insult (he used to complain about it all the time).
But yeah it's too late now. Bancroft is overrated, Cowan is shit and >we don't have alot of other options. Bushman could open I guess but then that re-creates the no3 problem.
>>63995568
http://m.indiatvnews.com/sports/cricket/hottest-ipl-female-anchors-17003.html
Hnggggggggggg
just took a dump lads
Is Kholi one of the most overrated batsmen right now?
>>63995615
>tfw no qt decade long Warner/Hughes partnership that becomes the most prolific opening pairing of all time
>>63995610
With guys like Pattinson/Hazlewood they can hang around but won't score much so it's better to have someone who will score quickly.
With Starc you need someone who can score quick aswell. Starc doesn't hang around long, he basically just slogs himself. I'd rather someone like Haddin batting with Starc given the knowledge that the partnership won't last that long either way.
Lyon is a meme. Tino Best is the greatest no11 of all time.
>>63995629
Poot by a country mile
>>63995630
>all that hype around Hughes on debut
Abbot managed to kill Hughes and Johnmeme's career with that one ball
kohli mad as HECK
>muh no DRS
>>63995629
He'll have a far better career than Smoth who will be an average players at best once his purple patch is over and his technique will be exposed for what it is- shit.
At the moment, Bane > Root > Kohli = Warner > Smoth
>>63995629
Stove shit
Kohli on literal pooicide watch
umpire gave him out and he just stood there for a solid 10 seconds staring at the ump before he went
Tahir no-balled tho, kek
NO BALL
O
B
A
L
L
>>63995660
jk
>choke african spinners in charge of not bowling no balls
lel daylight
>muh no DRS
>>63995636
Starcs SR is only 68. Hes not the slogger your making him out to be and with 6 50's in 37 innings, hes more than capable to build a partnership with
Will Kohli declare this innings?
>>63995669
good thing his cheque from srinivasan will cover the fine
have any of you lads played the new don bradmans cricket? Are there any relevant esports players for that game i should know about?
>>63995693
Still 2 days and a session and a half left this match. They should try and get a cheeky 700 run lead then declare
>>63995693
>>63995722
are you daftcunts even watching the match?
Spinners are turning it square and seamers reversing it. Shitdia won't reach 200
>>63994349
who's that amazon blonde goddess?
>>63995717
yes, it's the best cricket game to date, and they actually made the gameplay fun for a change
I am LITERALLY the greatest player in the whole world
>>63995722
>>63995732
>answering a meme question seriously
>>63995734
Australian female cricketer Holly Ferling
>>63995734
It's my gf, the elite muscular and intelligent Holly Ferling
>>63995732
Well India already has a 282 lead so it doesn't really matter tbqh
>>63995600
>CLT20 proves otherwise.
>>63995779
>mickey mouse t20
>relevant
>>63995750
>this pitch
flakier than Mitchell Starc's face
>>63995600
Not if they played outside Asia
Every IPL team is full of scrub bowlers
Someone like Nathan Coulter-Nile isn't even close to being one of the best bowlers in the BBL and he is one of the better bowlers in the IPLeL
>tfw you used to be younger than all these players
>and now professionals are 5years younger than you
>>63995829
that you Mackaybro?
>>63995829
>tfw discovering the porn stars you fap to are younger than you now
nope. I'm a nobody.
>>63995750
>>63995756
thanks m8s
tomorrow I'm gonna squeeze some sperm out of my anus for her
>>63995829
>m-muh play me somewhere else so i can beat you
kek IPL is literally the future and be all end allbof cricket
>tfw could have played for australia if i tried harder
>tfw looking for a new cricfu
hollys now becoming the pleb choice, anyone else want to look for a new one with me?
>>63995867
Ellyse Perry tbqh
statscunt on suicide watch
>>63995867
is it even a choice?
>leave the sissy white boys to me
>>63995884
Who is Chris Gayle?
>>63995895
your wifes bull
>>63995764
How the fuck did he not cut away when she spent about ten fucking seconds lifting her top? I mean thank you based camera man but fuck me he can't hide that.
>silk
>spud
>lyon
>maddinson
>bollinger
Are the 6ers the ugliest team in the BBL?
goosey, u here m8?
>>63995891
w e w
e
w
>>63995909
He may not have known that he was on screen at the time
>>63995909
That was more the directors fault
>http://www.sydneythunder.com.au/players
thunder have the best looking wbbl team. Theres a cricfu for everyone here lads
>>63995927
>you now remember Andrew McDonald
>>63995927
dibs on daffara btw
>>63995934
looks like an ice addict Tbh
>>63995927
who could he be?
>>63995927
Stef Daffara could get it
>>63995945
is Alister McDermott related to his father Craig McDermott?
>>63995960
Nah mate just good friends
J U S T
U
S
T
>tfw alone on a saturday night
>>63995981
is Stove autistic?
>>63995981
N E C K
E
C
K
Reminder Michael Hussey is a fucking traitor who abandoned the GOATchers and his allegiance to his home state in pursuit of cash
Reminder Adam Voges is the most muscular and intelligent BBL captain
alright lads heres some "new" names to look out for instead of Holly or ellyse,
Stef daffara
Naomi Stalenberg
Sam Bates
Nicola Carey
Piepa Cleary
Chloe Piparo
Katie Mack
Danieele Wyatt
Katelyn Fryett
Emily Smith
>>63996004
Post pics mate. I'm not going to look all those names up
Cricket Australia needs to send Holly and Ellyse to lift the spirits of the West Indies team.
Just done a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
Anyone watching the Joseph parker fight here, family?
Well /cric/, which one is your /cric/fu
>>63996102
its a bit cheeky letting gilly into that team
GOATistic ELITEspouter on basedicide watch
>>63996102
based Ellyse or the top right qt
>Rhiannon Dick
>>63996109
daniel detected
>>63996014
maybs tomorrow, i've got normie things to do tonight
Poorne Pookel on pooicide watch when playing AusGODS
>>63996099
Is it over yet?
statscunt on suicide watch
>>63996105
this desu senpai
pootistic peemespooter on completely irrelevant and inferior to statshightest watch
>>63996174
>being this apoplectic and envious over GOATistic Elitespouter
kek
KEK
@63996188
pootistic peemespooter confirming his poory and inferiority complex to statshightest with this post, lads
I think mods need to start intervening in /cric/ threads and intervene with the legion of retards forcing shit memes.
Surely the above counts as garbage outside of /b/ does it not?
>>63996205
summercunt: the post
>>63996161
Hasn't started yet, still prefight shit
>>63996205
>being a newfag in /cric/ threads
It is just banter m8
>>63996205
krazykuckold detected
>>63996210
>>63996217
>>63996218
I've been here since 2011, its well the past the point of being acceptable.
>>63996216
stream where?
Who would pay for this shit?
i finished work 5 hours ago and i've done nothing but watch cricket in India since lads
where did it all go so wrong?
statscunt on suicide watch
>>63996234
well for one you're working on a saturday you silly goy
>>63996230
Trying to find one atm
>>63996234
Sounds pretty comfy to me, are you not enjoying it or something?
>>63996230
http://www.vipleague.co/boxing/349475/1/joseph-parker-vs-daniel-martz-live-stream-online.html
There's this, but it's showing table tennis right now kek
>>63996247
i just want South Africa to bat again
I love watching Ashwin bowl on these pitches
sanding the toe of my bat to glue a toe guard on lads
>go to the supermarket wearing my Western Warriors 2014 Matador Cup shirt
>girl at the checkout compliments it
What did she mean by this?
>>63996278
Shaving my legs desu
>>63996278
Yeah mate i'm having a wank as well
This man is not a "legend"
I hate to disparage someone so soon after their death, but I take issue with the way people have chosen to remember him.
Eddie Vedder sings like Eddie Vedder because he is Eddie Vedder and cannot not sing like Eddie Vedder. Before Eddie Vedder, nobody in mainstream music was singing like Eddie Vedder. It was only after he became the most instant success out of all the 90's singers that people started to say, "Hey maybe I should go BWEHHHEHEAYYYEAHHHRAWWWN," which they all did, and they all made millions of dollars. Scott Weiland was one of these people.
Scott Weiland's imitation was at best somewhat less offensive as someone like Scott Stapp, and his songwriting was certainly a notch above most of his contemporary grunge imitators, but I am extremely worried that his death has elevated him to a place in rock history where he does not deserve to be. The damn shame is that he was actually a pretty gifted vocalist when he wasn't affecting a yarl, but STP's music makes me cringe because he doesn't sound like himself, he sounds like what was profitable.
tl;dr Scott Weiland was a part of the corporate grunge cash-in and the fact that he is being remembered as a "legendary rocker" and "one of the greatest voices of his generation" makes me extremely uncomfortable.
>>63996278
kek what a dumb cunt
>>63996299
>lads
>>>/bet/
>>63996295
pasta?
>>63996102
Fucking Ron Perlman in the middle.
>>63996105
kek
e
k
>>63996220
where?
Got an email from Dick Smith today
>>63996361
what about?
>>63996361
what about lad?
>>63996375
Just reminding me about their closing down sale
>>63996383
is this actually a thing?
Got an email from Woolworths today
>>63996408
what about?
>>63996418
Just giving me updates on the Woolworths rewards scheme
>>63996418
Just letting me know about their Fresh Food People motif
Great 'cricket' discussion you guys have here
>>63996437
what's cricket?
Never made it as a wise man, and I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.
Oiled my bat 3 times today lads
>>63996437
no one likes that semen slurping sport
>>63996451
Good stuff lad, I like to give mine a soak in oil once a week
post good ellyse pics to cum to
>>63996447
This say the defining song of 2001, and will one day be remembered as a rock classic like Stairway to Heaven.
>>63996528
>defining song of 2001
>not Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm
>>63996528
>>63996541
>what is living in a glass house
>>63996541
I would've said Stan from Eminem, but it turns out that was released in 2000
>>63996541
That's a great song as well, but not as good.
Apart from that, AAF were a one hour wonder, while the 'Back became huge and made three consecutive legendary rock albums.
Sure they sold out later, but their good music is what they will be remembered for.
>>63996541
Take Me Away by Lash la'
reminder a cripple, a muslim, a kuckold and a number 11 destroyed the """"golden age"""" of Pee Pooland cricket
is insulin a good pooicide technique
>>63996541
Rollin' by Limp Bizkit, despite technically releasing in 2000, was the defining song of 2001.
>>63996571
tbf their golden age was better than most Test Nation's golden age
They didn't lose a test series for 2 years
>>63996582
Compare that to the 15 years of the West Indies
>>63996593
It's better than anything Australia has done recently
>>63996599
Australia won in South Africa & Sri Lanka
what has Poo Peeland done? Beat Bangladesh? NOPE they couldn't even do that
kek
KEK
>>63996609
we were BTFO by Pakistan, NZ also performed much better in England
>>63996612
Playing in England is like being at a home ground for New Zealand
>>63996612
There were a lot of low points for Australia the past two years, but you specifically said "it's better than anything Australia has done recently" which is clearly not true.
A 5-0 Ashes whitewash and a series victory in South Africa were huge accomplishments in an otherwise mediocre era of Australian cricket.
>>63996612
NZ were 1-1 in Englel after 2 Tests, so were >we
You literally can't cite one single notable accomplishment of New Zealand because they don't have any. The only reason they were undefeated for 2 years is because the small countries barely ever play the good countries anymore and almost exclusively play 2 Test series.
You sound like those poorturbed Peewis who refer to >60 when we start insulting them. Poo Peeland's most notable accomplishment in the last 29 years was the Hobart win, and even that didn't result in a series win and wasn't part of their ""golden generation"".
>>63996624
so is Australia playing in SA.
I would actually argue that NZ have been the better Test side the last 18 months to two years
>>63996627
based on what, you literal kuckold?
In those two years:
>they got BTFO by South Africa
>didn't play in India at all
>then at the end of it they got BTFO by Australia
so in that two year period, there were only two difficult tours they had and they got utterly destroyed on both of them. Nice ""golden"" """"generation"""".
Poo Peelands accomplishments consist of beating Sri Lanka at home every year
Is the 'I think all country music is shit despite having never listened to it' meme still alive in 2015?
Does MCG regularly sell out? I didn't realize you guys had such a big stadium in Australia
>>63996681
It would sell out to watch a BSA take a poop
>>63996686
Why is it that anytime I try to ask a question about cricket I get spammed with this borderline homoerotic "Big Strong American" shit? It's slightly off putting to be honest.
>>63996681
couple times a year maybe I don't really watch gayfl
>>63996681
AFL grand final and ANZAC day games (dunno about other games) do
As for cricket, the only times it has got close to 100k is on an Ashes Boxing Day Test and it also got to about that during the Cricket World Cup final which I believe was the highest crowd ever at a cricket game (atleast officially because the Indian didn't keep attendance numbers properly at Memeden Gardens
>>63996688
>>63996696
Thanks !
>>63995047
Confusing USA and Malaysia
kys
>>63996687
Welcome to /cric/
Where even a question from a Yank causes a shitload of discourse.
Just use a proxy or learn to love the banter.
>>63996707
I didn't confuse anything.
You are a BSF (Big Strong Foreigner).
You don't have to be American, as long as you're from a non cricket playing country.
>tfw based /nrl/ is LESS than 3 months away
How does this make you feel?
>>63996626
> Poo Peeland's most notable accomplishment in the last 29 years was the Hobart win
>That complete and utter Australian arrogance and narcissism
BECAUSE WE'RE DA BEST TEAM IN DA WORLD, RITE?
>>63996830
what is /nrl/? Sounds irrelevant
>>63996708
>Just use a proxy
But then how would they know when a Big Strong American is interested in their fine sport?
>>63996641
Do you have any idea about NZ cricket beyond that self-centred little bubble of yours?
>>63996669
But I have listened to it. It is literally all about whiskey, pick up trucks, farming and infidelity.
>>63996669
No other music genre has as many songs that sound exactly the same. I mean even listening to an AC/DC record alone you could tell there's at least some variety.
>>63996901
>>63996887
>P..P..P.. PLEASE STOP BEING MEAN TO US BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS :( : the posts
Atleast put your name on you shitcunt
I asked you to provide tangible examples of the achievements of NZ cricket. Instead all you've done is posted ad hominem nonsense
>rr: 2.32
poo yourself Poohli
>>63996928
Nice subtle pandering with mentioning ACDC. But no one likes them here except for old people and bogans
>>63995102
the correct answer is: Yes, since we were kids really, but recently we've been wondering what, you know, it would be like with *ahem*, uh, a g-gi I-I mean woman. With a woman..
Then you spit roast her.
>>63997117
Anime watching, video game playing, obese, ugly virgin detected
>>63997147
That's tacitly understood.
>>63994349
4,6,2,8
>>63997190
>6
u avin a giggle m8?
>>63997190
>6 over Ellyse
You've been drinking to much maple syrup mate
>>63997200
Looks nice and thick m8. Plus short hair girls are known for having crazy pussy
>>63997200
She's a bit of alright, probably a bean-licker though
4, 2, 6, 3
Lads, I've been invited to a piss up but I can't be fucked going but I've already promised the cunt I'm coming.
wat do?
I just want to stay home watch some japanese animes
>you will never touch a boob of an at least decent looking girl
>>63997232
Just stay home if thats what you want to do
Lads I'm on Phenibut right now and it's a pretty top alcohol replacement
actually did a bit of socialising last night
>>63997232
Don't stay at home.
Got an email from Centrelink today
>>63997312
What about?
>>63996729
>non cricket playing country
We actually have a lot of cricket in Malaysia. Also,aAll the countries I've lived in have a lot of cricket.(India, South Africa, Kenya, Singapore).
statscunt on pooicide watch
>>63997257
>>63997308
I called him on told him my gf isn't feeling well so I can't make it.
Literally eating grain waves and watching Gintama with the gf now and I couldn't be comfier tbqh.
>>63997344
post pictures of your gf or she doesn't exist
>>63997350
Sorry m8. You'll just have to take my word on it.
She isn't special, your run-of-the-mill asian uni student. Here's a pic of her coconut friend though that I'm secretly peeping.
Lads, I am an Uber driver and met a qt on job the other night.
I later sent a flirty text and now a shitstorm is brewing.
What did I do wrong?
How is this any different to a carpenter or electrician that meets a girl out on a job? Or how is it any different to some office workers that meet people at work?
>>63997408
>uber feels safer
wut
>>63997368
What does peeping mean in this context
>>63997307
Your mother doesn't count
>>63997408
KEK. To have confidence like that you gotta be at least somewhat attractive. You can't look like Jeffrey and expect a proper response
>>63996165
>>63996188
>this is how autistic memespouter spent his Saturday night
KEK, YOU are pathetic.
>>63997408
Simple, because you are ugly so it's auto-creepy, if you were hot she would be all over that.
>Womyn standards
statscunt on suicide watch
Morning lads
Heading to the gym soon lads.
This is me right now, hoping to get a bit more cut before summer hits.
>>63997408
>he shouldnt of
god I fucking hate women and their fucking stupid shitty grammer
>>63998502
You look queer as shit amigo.
I'd slap you right across those pouty lips
>>63998502
404 chest not found
>>63998502
Hey Green Ayylien of Virgin Gains why is your bench so shit
>>63998564
>>63998585
>>63998619
Jelly fatties spotted.
Stay mad.
>>63996830
Cant wait until the resurgence of handsome and intelligent walkbro
>>63999135
>m.
>>63998664
What is wrong with this guy's head?
It looks indented, like he was born in a tube or something
>>63998237
Good morning
Who /gong/ here?
>>64001413
>>64001084
unfortunately not me
>>64001413
>delete post calling for execution of muslims
>>64001732
>don't delete post with a link to a Hamas recruitment video that calls for the execution of Jews, Christians, westerners in general, and worldwide implementation of shariah law
>410 replies
>58 posters
kek
KEK
nice """"""poomunity""""""
>you now remember /rug/
hi sexon
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64001790
me on the right
>>63996295
/mu/tant strikes
I hope that was pasta, because it was cringey as fuck.
>tfw slowly exterminating the shitposters on /cric/
Soon i can discuss don bradmans cricket and IPL without ausissy autism coming out
You now remember when /cric/ was good
>tfw stayed up all night to watch my japanese toy commercials
>stream ends up being dead
>>64011628
considered joining the taliban?
>>64011675
Too busy watching Japanese shows desu
>>64011836
>shows
Wow, even worse than the animes
>>64011896
I don't discriminate between 2D and 3D
>>64011938
Then why don't you post 3d reaction images you liar?
>>64012141
Maybe pay more attention to my posts?
>>64012183
That made no sense
Why is non-kiwi /cric/ so trash lads?
T20>ODI>Test
>>64012317
P...P....PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS
>>64014070
Who rattled your cage arse annihilated apoplectic autissie?
>>64014070
Ignore him man, it's poortistic shitspouter trying to claim /cric/ as his own. He doesn't speak for us.
Got an email from Coles today
>>64014289
statskuck doing his daily suck up to the poopeelians routine
Seek help la'
>>64014539
What about?
>that ONE pathetic poo peeland poofter who is STILL trying to pretend there is more than one PP itt
>>64014820
Just keeping me up to date on whats on special
statshightest on most relevant kiwi personality watch
>>64015075
Hello roosterwoman, still mad I see. hahahahahahaahahaha
>>64015232
memespouter status: pooicide watch
>>64015232
BTFO
>>64015232
>out on the town fingering a Brazilian backpacker while you stayed inside in your collapsed hovel of a town says it all really.
M8 don't go there, you're not RC
>>64015390
Not even shitposting there 2bh.
I get home at about 1:30 to find this retard has been memespouting the entire night.
>>64014912
KEK, I love how he always goes quiet for a while after a post like this, THEN goes on a huge posting spree replying to himself.
The kid is fucking clueless on the basics of samefagging and how to successfully create uniquely identifiable personalities.
Amateur hour right now, lad.
statscunt on literally poorious watch
Had to post this here. Have you heard about this Australian kid named Ben Simmonds? Oh my goodness , hes going to be the best aussie to ever touch a basketball.
They're already calling him the next LeBron James. A 6'10 beast with CourtVision , ball handle , post skills , pass skills , explosion , bounce , Low Post moves , High Post moves , a Jumpshot , basketball IQ, a 40+ point game at LSU, he does it all.
CALL HIM AUSSIE LEBRON, hes about to take over your country. Watch LSU basketball
>>64015541
they told me Dante Exum was supposed to be elite but I haven't heard anything about him this year
>>64015541
Based Bogut is the only Australian apehoop player I will ever give a shit about
>>64015441
Yeah man not that I don't believe you, I was out last night as well (end of year dinner for work so not as sleazy) but bragging about it only works if you're RC and it's blatantly made up (which that does almost sound like Tbh)
>>64015576
Dante is good but trust me , its all about Ben Simmonds. Hes your countrys greatest player now!!!
https://youtu.be/KnjzoTBNwGo
>>64015612
>clean up man
Shit taste , you should like aussie players that score 40 points in a single game
>>64015630
No one gives a shit about apehoop here. He looks pretty negro
>>64015630
Why is America so bad at sport?
I don't think apehoop is even in the top10 sports here and >we still produce players in that "sport" despite only having 8% of your population
America is trash at every single internationally relevant sport. >You're unironically worse than us at wogball and its even less popular here than it is in freedumbland
America is basically an oversized Englel
>>64015719
>No one gives a shit about apehoop here
except they do?
>>64015541
>basketball
Serious question, how do you actually watch this shit? It's mind-numbingly dumb. It's fun to play at times but shit it's an awful spectator sport
>>64015759
its literally lower than netball in terms of professionalism
there's probably more money in OzTag
>>64015724
>ausissy little brother complex
And yeah basketball is pretty shit 2bh not him tho
>>64015759
The most noteworthy Australian domestic basketball story this year was an 80 year old man from the /gong/ pouring beer on some black player
>memespouter posting under a seppo proxy to change the subject after comprehensively getting BTFO
Pathetic
>>64015724
0/10
>>64015826
HE'S DOWN LADS
>>64015798
but its true though
America has twice the number of registered Rugby Union players that Australia has (apparently it's a college sport in freedumbland) and the USA is still worse than meme teams like Tonga, England and Georgia
>>64015825
m8 don't drop to his level, forced off-topic posts about another fake online personality are the height of obsession
>>64015796
>>64015822
what the fuck kind of logic is this?
the NBA has a huge following here, but you're citing the domestic competitions as evidence of a lack of interest in apehoop
next you'll tell me soccer isn't big because of the a-league despite a fuckload of people who follow the foreign competitions religiously
kyc (know your country)
>>64015822
Does anyone have the webm of this?
>>64015853
Yeah but we're like 10 times the soccer country that australia is doe
>>64015876
Now just watch Australia buy up all the games that this guy Ben Simmonds plays in. You now have the 411 inside tip
>>64015719
I watch basketball.
>>64015876
I'd say a good 80 percent of Aussie NBA followers are special snowflake bandwagon supporters.
Just as bad as those faggot EPL bandwagoners
>>64015876
>what the fuck kind of logic is this?
by LITERALLY any empirical measurement
sport participation
TV viewership
stadium attendance
pick a measurement, basketball doesn't rank inside the top8 sports for ANYTHING, and that includes foreign leagues like the NBA
Soccer IS popular(ish), apehoop is NOT
taking into account all those measurements, I think it is
1. AFL
2. League
3. Cricket
4. Soccer
5. Rugby
6. Golf
7. Tennis
8. Horse racing (kek)
9. V8's
10. Netball
11. Basketball
>>64015964
>This flag
>This Aussie basketball discussion
Stay irrelevant NZ
>NZ basketball
>>64015995
NZ is literally the basketball champion of Australia.
>>64015989
>6. Golf
>7. Tennis
>8. Horse racing (kek)
You sure have some shit taste and no numbers to back your claim
>>64015989
>>1. AFL
>2. League
>3. Cricket
<POWERGAP>
>4. Soccer
>5. Rugby
<POWERGAP>
>6. Golf
>7. Tennis
>8. Horse racing (kek)
>9. V8's
<POWERGAP>
>10. Netball
>11. Basketball
adjusted for powergaps
>>64016037
>and no numbers to back your claim
http://www.topendsports.com/world/lists/popular-sport/countries/australia.htm
>>64015995
what a fucking clown.
Basketball bogans on pooicide watch
sauce: http://www.roymorgan.com/findings/5488-sports-viewing-on-tv-201403140213
>>64016019
kek
KEK
K-E-K
walkcunt and "walkcunt" supporters BTFO
>>64016110
the only the thing the same is that you're still accusing people of samefaggery. You're REALLY bad at this, aren't you.
>>64016110
Don't bully him too hard m8.
poo peelanders LITERALLY commit pooicide.
Let him have his delusional fantasy of there being more than one PP here for a little bit.
Just dropped a massive turd lads
I'll be the big poo in your fancy restaurant, if you know what I mean
>>64016319
You gave birth to a Poo Peelander lad
>>64016383
What about?
>>64016393
is this actually how poo peelanders are born?
>>64016472
Yeah mate
NEW THREAD
>>64016523
>>64016523
>>64016523
>>64016523
>>64016548
>7 posts early
Let's get this badboy to 750!
>>64016163
KEK basketball faggots BTFO
>>64016179
>memespouter being THIS SHIT at memes
PS I KNOW it's you, because ONLY you would have such shit taste as to watch basketball
>>64016679
>based A. Memespouter
I wish.
>>64016548
Really? You're this desperate to start the next thread?
>>64016870
NEW THREAD
>>64016523
>>64016523
based Joshy lads
Poo Peeland Ltd.
walkcunt on suicide watch
