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>>63972316
doggeh
can I get a dank meme
>>63972427
HE SHOOTS HE SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES
JOSEFSON
There is no /hoc/ but /hoc/ and dog is its messenger
Tootoo even beats Malone
it's like some teams exist as what the wwe autists would call "jobbers". And I 'm not saying it derogatorily for the Hurricanes. Their fans must feel bad.
Patrick Kane is pretty darn good at hockey
>>63972316
Dog
>2-0
>2@gs
>against Colorado
lmao
>>63972575
He is a very good ice hockey player
kane can violently assault my '5 hold' anytime he wantes even in a cab or in buffalo or with a girl watching with a rape kit but we wouldnt need that as long as the streak keeps going
>>63972575
and good at getting away with violent crimes too
I miss Klein and Stepan so much, just look at that smile
>>63972762
Right now I just want him to pass Crosby. Hoping to catch Mario / Gretzky is just unrealistic. Those records are gonna stand forever unless they increase goal size or change some rules.
>>63972903
he looks weird tbqh
>>63972924
He does but he always looks happy
Truly, how can the Devils win the rangers and play the Canadiens head to head and lose to the Avs and Bjs?
Has there been some sort of agreement between teams in higher positions and lower ones? Equally playing the Habs, I mean come oan.
Galchenyuk is a great and fast player. Additionally, he plays in a good ensemble. Maybe if the Devils kept Kovalchuk, the teams could be comparable. Esquire named him one of the best players. You wouldn't even be talking about it right now, forget it. Only such teams as the Devils (read: quality) can bring about such highs and lows. Undoubtedly this season is a puzzle for me. Juxtaposed of course to last season, who was my first, granted, kek. Unlike last year, however, this one is like clockwork: win the favourite, lose to the lower in standings. Scary, if you think about it.
The season is not over however. Let's wait and see. Ovechkin is not going to win a Stanley Cup before the devs anyway, amirite? Stanley cup: The highest honour.
How will we blow this lead?
> tfw no puckslut gf
>>63973240
Why do canadian girls have good bodies but ugly faces?
>>63973240
her and the finn queen are best hocfus
>tfwno catfight gamethread
>preds pking
>>63973110
You might not
another one bites the ice
>rags
>>63973782
Make one
>Icing to aim for an empty net
common faggots they teach not to do this in PeeWees
SCAR
>king
>no ring
josi josi josi
>>63974060
he didn't even play tonight you fucking idiot
What's with the >rags and hanging onto old decrepit players too long
>>63974238
Thanks for retiring the midget, stralman is dope af
>>63974334
I miss him too especially with Klein injured
>ottawa infrastructure
>>63974480
Ugh, reminds me of playing in shitty rinks and getting the blade of your sick caught in the zamboni door. Fuck that noise.
>>63974828
That's why I played goalie. That, and I couldn't skate.
>>63974017
>tfw >we finally beat a bad team
>rags
shit team
shit fans
shit franchise
>>63974868
Dude,I played goalie also, you have to be really good at skating to move around in the crease.
Did you guys ever win?
>>63975013
goalies are typically shitters who cant skate
>>63975107
That's why your meme country has the worst goaltending on the planet.
Fuck. Canautists are the worst.
>>63975175
uhh pretty sure a canadian won all the goaltending trophies and another one won the cup.
are you upset about this?
>>63975175
:^)
You're welcome
>>63975107
I never intpost, but holy shit, is that a thing you actually believe?
>shuffles, half butterfly slides, post transfers with any speed are for people who can't skate
I've played Canadian teams, you guys were better than this
The best teams were from the upper peninsula though
>>63975258
its pretty true all through minor hockey goalies are shit at skating, good at balance
ever take the pads off? i could probably beat you skating backwards
>>63975013
I was just bad at skating fast. I only played for fun, not competitively.
>>63975295
Well their stride is a lot different, the edges on their skates aren't meant for going fast, they're angled so they can support themselves and move around in a lower position, so yeah, I'm sure you could beat a goalie in a race. That being said, I know a lot of goalies who are great skaters, and if you watch them skate in normal skates and no pads you wouldn't even be able to tell.
>>63975240
Are you seriously suggesting Cory Crawford is elite? And Price has had one good season and is now literally DiPietro tier. Then again, why am I not surprised?
>Canadian hockey "knowledge"
>>63975405
>.931 is DiPietro tier
dont you have some kids to molest chubs?
/hoc/ bait just ain't what it used to be
>>63975350
Me too senpai, I first ice skated when I was 11
Growing up in Florida sucked
>>63975392
lol maybe they're fast for you
never met a goalie close to as fast as me
>Karlsson keking Keith with a defensive play and then keking Kane with an offensive play
Like poetry.
>>63975425
I was talking about how he's going to be on the books but never play again do to incessant injury. Fucking idiot gook.
You are literally retarded. It's impressive, actually. I was under the impression that someone like you wouldn't even know how to turn on a computer, let alone shitpost on a cambodian sock knitting website.
Guess that's where all your taxdollars go up there? Educating the developmentally disabled?
>>63975479
>tfw never learned to skate
>tfw will never become NHL superstar
>>63975540
It's never too late man
It's a great date activity too
>>63972575
Not as fast as Achillies Karlsson tho :^)
>>63975526
lol
>this desperate attempt at damage control
show me on the doll where canada touched you, chubs
>>63975479
>tfw skating has always been a part of PE class during winter from the age of 6
>>63975621
>n-no, price is e-elite, this is a one off th-thing
Shouldn't you be in bed, kid? You got school in the morning.
>>63975642
Sheeit, how can I raise my kids there?
>>63972473
This is a truly dank meme.
I have to sit down for a minute and get my bearings again.
im really salty right now so if I shitpost the Mild hard soon I apologize ahead of time
>2 years ago Sens placed Hoffman on waivers
Thank Jesus no one claimed him.
Official top 5 prospects for the 2016 NHL draft:
1- Jesse Puljujarvi: One of the best prospects in recent memories. He can put the puck in the net like no other prospects this year can. He can play a great physical game due to his size and weight (6ft3, 205 pounds). Has solid hands and passing.
2- Auston Matthews: Probably the most NHL ready prospect, a talented playmaker with even better goalscoring abilities. While not the most physical guy on the ice (6ft2 but only 190 pounds), he always gives his 100%.
3- Patrik Laine: While not as ready to make the jump as his fellow top 3 members due to temper issues, he has by far the biggest upside of the draft. An habile goalscorer who isn't afraid to use his 6ft4, 210 pounds body to hit his foes.
4- Justin Bean: The best offensive defensemen of the draft, is actually of decent size compared to most other defensemen of his kind in the draft (6ft1, 180 pounds). Can also play a good defensive game.
5- Jakob Chychrun: The defensemen that combines offense and defense the best in the draft. Has a nice size to go with his abilities (6ft2, 195 pounds). He lowers in my rankings due to a disappointing start of the season.
>>63975664
>wins a vezina jennings and hart
>n-n-no he sucks
lmao kys chubs
>>63975482
Haha no, I could dust you up buddy
>>63975678
Find a swedish partner and/or move here for work.
>>63975749
Bean?
>>63975765
SIX (6) WEEKS! TOP KEK!!!
>>63975708
Meh, if the Wild get shitposted on tonight then they deserve it. But I don't think you'll get the chance, at least not on an on-ice result
>>63975785
lmao
>amerifats
>physical activity
no.
>Preds outshoot another team 2:1 and lose
>Poile won't do anything about it
alas
>the toronto maple laffs
>"""""""""""""""""canada's team""""""""""""""""""""
>>63975835
>amerifat wrestling fans
go back to /asp/
>>63975807
Yes, there is a prospect named Bean. He plays for the Calgary Hitmen.
>>63975924
And you need to fuck off back to Reddit.
>>63975858
Not about to list my hockey accomplishments on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum, but unless you played AAA or higher I could literally embarrass you
>>63975749
>Justin
Dang, I meant Jake Bean
>>63975971
> being an internet tough guy
> thinks he isn't embarrassing himself
>>63975958
back to /asp/ amerifat wrestling fan
>>63975971
lol this high school hockey fag thinks beating some house teams makes him good
what do you think Zetterberg said to Nyquist after that meme goal?
>>63976026
den glider in
>>63976011
Just stop posting, senpai.
>>63975749
Laine doesn't have temper issues (anymore at least)
Yeah we all know that coach case but it was like 2 years ago and he's really mature nowdays
>canada assmad again
color me shocked
>>63976063
You realize hockey is a sport right? Autists like you prefer sweaty shirtless men pretending to fight.
>>63976099
Still have no idea why you keep talking about wrestling. That's /asp/ territory now, read the sticky.
>>63976094
No need to color you at all, friend
>Looks at the all-star votes
>John Scott at the top
Why does the NHL let people vote again?
>>63976026
"I didn't know Arizona had claimed Bernier of waiver"
>>63976113
you post in wrestling threads with this>>63975405
image
come out of the closet f am
>>63976128
He's a shit player but based on the behind the scenes thing leading up to the Kings/Sharks stadium series game he's a pretty great guy and teammate.
>>63976128
It doesn't really matter, they'll rig it soon enough
>>63976128
Who cares about all star?
I'd vote for Scott definitely
>>63976174
He doesn't afraid of anything
>>63975642
Same here
I don't actually remember ever learning to skate. I just know I can do it no prob.
>>63976153
Sorry senpai. I guess I have to retract my earlier praise of the Canadian education system regarding the mentally disabled.
See, you could go and look at the filename and see that different people use the same image on this mongolian baking forum.
It's curious, though, that you know so much about wrestling posts on 4chan. I shouldn't be surprised though. I've heard the developmentally challenged likes that stuff.
But, hey, good on you buckaroo! Hobbies are important.
>>63976245
"Hey, wanna go skating at (insert local rink here)?"
She will nearly always say "but anon,I don't know how to skate"
"Me either we can learn together"
When you reveal your powerlevel, you can spend the rest of the two hours catching her while she falls down, it's a foolproof plan.
>>63976293
Do you mean like you were too young or like you've never been on the ice?
How much is Mike Hoffman gonna get paid when he inevitably leaves because the Ukrainian Jew and Murray short changed him last year?
>canautists on suicide watch
>>63973240
sigh...
>unzips dick
>>63976374
I don't remember learning, I just did it.
>>63975749
Poopinjärvi is a bust. Id take Laine over him any day.
>>63976302
>getting this buttblasted about getting caught liking wrestling
>typing a diatribe defending yourself
Yeah totally we all believe you
Get back to /asp/ there are some shirtless men you should be watching and posting about
>>63976446
>it's real in my mind
Go to bed, Gordo. You have school in the morning.
how good is adam larsson this season? don't get to watch a lot of devils games
>>63976477
t. Wrestling fan
>>63976501
It's cool that you like wrestling, I guess, but that goes in /asp/ now
>>63976501
I'm running out of fedoras senpai. Please do the thread a favor and get back to Reddit.
But maybe tomorrow, right? Big day at school coming up for you.
Can we all agree that the 2015 NHL draft in general was a bust?
McMeme is injury prone.
Kikel is shit
Hanifin has been terrible
Strome and Marner can't even make the NHL
What player is going to have the biggest dropoff when the NHL starts testing for cocaine?
I'm guessing Seguin is going to be one
>>63976566
>calling me a child
>he enjoys watching sweaty men pretend to fight
KEK
>>63976584
Probably Patrick Kane.
>>63976584
Honestly, why would they? Why do people care?
Guys, I went to go skate today, and the guy who sharpened my skates was mean to me because I told him I bought my skates online. While he was sharpening, a bunch of people showed up behind me needing sharpening skates, so he didn't really sharpen my right skate, only my left one.
Feels bad man. What do I do if I want to skate and he's there again?
>>63976585
Come on dude. I don't want you to flunk your test tomorrow! You really need to go to bed now.
>>63976641
Because muh murrican public opinions and laws.
>>63976641
Rich people like to protect investments.
Or have ways of getting rid of poor investments like mike Richards
>>63976666
>calling me a child
>he literally enjoys wwe wrestling
>>63976662
Dude, you gotta remind him of that shit
Did you just leave after? Wtf?
Also, befriending the skate sharpening guy has benefits
>>63976702
>Biting to such an obvious bait.
Just stop replying while you still can. He won't stop to argue.
>>63976732
I didn't know until I was skating, and I didn't feel like getting off the ice and going back.
>>63976768
Pretty easy though
I just call him a wrestling fan and he gets madder and madder
The only thing more embarrassing than wrestling fans are bronies
>>63976578
Larkin
>>63976817
Larkin was 2014.
Try again.
>>63976780
Yah, if he is there again I'd tell him that he forgot one of your skates
http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/14170280/nhl-2016-world-cup-hockey-united-states-roster-projections
>>63976858
But anon, that might make him upset.
>>63976858
I don't want to be a dick tho faM. I was just going to go again on Saturday. If he's there again and asks why I want them sharpened again, I'll just say the right felt dull.
Guys I posted a post like 5 minutes ago and it still hasn't shown up in the thread.
Spooky.
>>63976889
Asking someone to do their job isn't being a dick
Did it not have any edge on it?
>>63977071
Barely had one. I could almost completely slide my skate horizontally across the ice.
>>63976817
>Americaitlyn hockey knowledge
Guys?
Is it safe to say that Teräväinen is a bust or should we wait another year?
>>63977149
put a trigger warning next time pls
>>63977172
He was okay last year. Sophomore slump I guess.
>>63977172
He is in the NHL, so we can wait for now.
>Penguins
https://youtu.be/ALV-QtDFpSw
>>63977207
>People unironically listen to country
>>63977172
maybe another year, probably a bust though
>>63977242
Found the POC
>>63977242
Okay nigger :^)
>>63977202
>>63977203
Okay.
I really liked watching him in liiga. So dynamic. It's just weird how it doesn't translate to points in the NHL.
Ofcourse scrap minutes don't help but it's all up to him.
>>63977206
that webm gave me story blue-balls
>>63977263
>>63977292
> implying country isn't just a bunch of white niggers
>>63977334
He had 10 points in the playoffs last year.
>>63977206
>but why
Because that's where that fat penguin pussy is. That narrator doesn't know shit.
>>63977375
Accurate as fuck my slant eye friend
>>63977375
Ok Tyrone
>>63977263
>>63977292
Literally the only people that like country are girls that pretend to like music, and homosexuals.
>>63977263
>>63977292
Is this how it is in Canada? Only white trash listens to country here
>>63977506
>literally
>>63977384
I know, but when I watched him in Liiga, I wasn't thinking this is the next Justin Williams.
I thought he would be the next Pat Kane ith rapr charges and shit.
Pretty fucking disappointed how he stopped being an asshole and a good prospect.
>>63976443
>>63976443
U are pretty fucking stupid if you do this
FYI faM, quite possibly the biggest choke in football history just happened.
Lions literally won the game, but at the end of the play pulled a face mask, giving the Packers one extra play, then Rodgers threw like a 70 yard touchdown on the final play to win the game.
Just don't want you to miss out.
>>63977896
I don't think it can qualify as a choke when you expect that team to do shit like this
>>63977896
>stream dies just after the face mask penalty
JUST
Puljujärvi will blow your mind in the wjc.
He's been slumping in Kärpät anti hockey system and finally gets to do his thing in wjc.
It's going to look fabulous.
>>63978068
Are you going to any of the games?
>>63978068
Is his thing scoring zero (0) goals? Because that's what he did last year
>>63978120
Zero points.
>>63977994
It's an underdog story, though. You start off the game leading by 20 points, then you win the game, commit a stupid penalty (Although looking at it, it's a pretty weak call), give the other team one more chance then lose to a ridiculous hail mary.
It's a fucking choke bro. It's like in 1980 of the US lost to Finland after beating the USSR. They weren't expecting to win anything that year, but that would be a massive choke getting the silver.
>>63978116
I have tickets to all Canada, Sweden and Finland games.
>>63978224
Nice, what did that set you back?
>>63978167
Got any more?
>>63978120
He was very young and was robbed by goalies and posts about a dozen times.
He looked very dangerous and created the most scoring changes of team Finland.
His performance got him where he is in the rankings.
>>63978370
nothing with 4 frames like that my friend. that was high quality meme work, dont come by it too often
>>63978462
He is a one trick pony. All he does is shoot the puck no matter how shitty of an angle. That's why he didn't score, and that's why he is a bust
>>63978543
Idk, that seems to work in beer league
>>63978543
He's a selfish player. Tries to dangle through three guys and gets BTFO instead of making a play
>>63978543
lmao you don't know shit about his game.
He is shifty as fuck, plays the body and make plays. A full dynamic superstar prospect.
>>63978250
I scout juniors for an NHL team. They provide me with tickets and travel.
Does anyone else think Ovi is a selfish player? I don't watch him a lot but whenever I do, I see him gong coast to coast, or trucking through the zone to get a goal when he could have made a better play.
What happens when Auston Matthews out-scores Poopoo and Laime combined at the WJCs?
>>63978734
I used to scout juniors for an NHL team too but apparently there's only junior teams there
>>63978734
damn you fucking rekt him
>>63978543
>>63978734
Pro Scout. Who should the Canucks take with our inevitable lottery pick this year?
The real deal
>>63978766
>there's a better play than scoring a goal
Do tell
>>63978766
Hes a goal scorer and Russian so those both lend themselves to that designation.
Plus the Caps game plan for the past few years has been FEED OVI EVERYTHING so that makes it worse.
A little, but its exaggerated.
>>63978773
America takes over hockey
reminder
http://www.isshockey.com/iss-top-30-december-2015/
>4 PULJUJARVI, Jesse
JUST
>>63978854
I mean when it's not necessary for him to truck it along and shoot, when he could pass it to a team mate and have a better chance at a goal. I know he has similar numbers as far as Goals and Assists, but I'm just going off of what I see when I watch him play.
>>63978885
>4th
>>63978883
Fair enough, I've never been one to watch the Caps, so my perspective mainly stems from highlights or games against the preds.
22 days
https://youtu.be/ALV-QtDFpSw
>>63978804
Depends where you're picking.
Matthews is probably out of the question and a superstar winger won't do you much good in an empty core.
Olli Juolevi is what I'd recommend if I was working for you and where you will be picking.
Are the Devils elite?
>>63978766
If you have the skill why not do that.
If you don't why would you try, make a play
>>63978766
No, he passes a good amount of the time. Like on one of the goals tonight.
And there's no one on the ice happier than him when a teammate scores a goal.
Ovi doesn't give a shit about scoring records, he wants a cup.
>>63979040
not really
>>63979016
Too late, already drafted chychrun
>>63978773
I don't think that will happen and I fully expect Laine to win the goal scoring race.
>>63979108
Why would you do that?
He has already proved that his offense is nothing special while Juolevi has been showcasing his breakout pass.
>>63979040
nah, just overachieving
not that there's a problem with that, mind you
>>63978998
Only 14 until we have to find another asiaposter
>>63979225
Because fins can't produce D
I'll be playing Ice hockey for the first time in a local league this spring. What should I expect? I'm 23
>>63979334
Is it a first timer league? Except your legs to be sore
Even the most clueless scouting service there is has Chychrun falling like a rock.
He doesn't have anything that warrants a top 6 pick in this draft.
>>63979334
Keep your head on a swivel, dusty.
>>63979368
Yes it is. It's the lowest division in the league.
>>63979368
Where's the rest of your flag?
>>63979310
unless ur mom is in the sauna
>>63979334
sore feets and getting btfo'd
Get fucked
>>63979390
He won't be playing in a contact league, he won't have to worry about that.
>>63979397
Expect people not changing, high sticks, and people falling over when they're skating backwards.
>>63979467
>>63979443
>>63979390
Neat. Any tips for a first timer to make sure I'm not complete ass? I expect to not do great anyway. As of now I practice stickhandling a fuckton
>>63979515
make sure you fight somebody day 1, or else they will all think you are weak
>go on /hoc/
>Nepal and Mongolia are acting like they know hockey
>leave /hoc/
>>63979515
Have you ever even skated?
Let's start from there.
>>63979515
Uh, try to play back more than up (so you don't get caught behind the play)
Play your position (your teammates might not do this)
Don't start shit, it's beer league
Change often (forwards should change after one minute or after going up and down the ice, dmen can stay out longer)
>>63979533
>can nada beggin for attention
Here's your reply chief.
>>63979532
Duly noted
>>63979567
Yes, I've been skating on and off since childhood.
>>63979585
Alright, good stuff to know. Basically don't be an ass and play smart
>>63979585
>nhl 16 pro
holy shit SHARP
>>63979614
Honestly, just don't be an ass. Some guys are trying to make it to the nhl in beer league and nobody can stand them.
You're there to have fun, the refs are there to make $30. They will make shitty calls. Don't fuss over it. Befriending the refs will give you many advantages.
>>63979614
>Yes, I've been skating on and off since childhood.
Allrighty. What position are you going to play?
>>63979515
Best advice I can give you is commit to off ice workouts. In Midget our coach had us do 2 hours of dryland, for beer league do like an hour
Here's some vids I have saved for form reference, the box jumps one helped me increase my verts
https://youtu.be/m0Y-V3bUrgM
https://youtu.be/XxYAxQambe0
https://youtu.be/-HXrgzycTlk
>>63979708
I figured a lot would come down to personal conduct. Thanks man
>>63979719
Either RW or D (6'1" 206lbs) Basically comes down to needs of the needs of the team, but those would be my first choices.
>>63979753
Oh shit these are good. I'll have to incorporate this stuff into my usual routine. Thank you.
thats a pretty cute dog tbhfam
>>63979820
meant2quote OP tobehonest pham
>>63979753
When I was in juniors, we had this former Soviet coach who had us running on a soccer field with a parachute strapped to our waists.
Ville Peltonen a Finnish national team legend said Vladimir Jursinov did this too back in the day. One of the red machine secrets I suppose
>>63979771
If you're going to be playing rw, you need to keep your blade down and always look what your center is doing.
You just have to be ready.
>D
Can't help you. Finns suck at defense.
Teppo Numminen is the greatest defenseman of all time from Finland. Let that sink in.
>>63979820
>>63979869
> not thinking >>6397263 is the cutest doge
Pls
Who can stop us?
BEST TEAM IN HACKEY
>ufw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63980007
Alright I appreciate the pointers for wing.
>Teppo Numminen is best Finnish defenseman
Oh my...
preds offense is in the toilet senpai. At least it happening now.
>>63980050
>Double Bennetration
>>63979882
This is why all Finns are superb skaters but don't know shit about scoring.
last two digits of my post determines how many games dalASS wins in the playoffs
>>63979882
They did that to us too but on the ice. We had to strap parachute on and do suicides from end to end usually everytime after a loss no matter how we lost be it to refpuck or injury. Seems like Canadian coaches took a page out of euro hockey program book.
>NHL 15 be a pro mode on the Lightning
>game goes to shootout
JUST
>>63980130
Teppo was a Norris contender for few years but for a hockey country it's pretty bad.
Next in line are Reijo Ruotsalainen, Kimmo Timonen, Sami Salo.
Rasmus Ristolainen is propably the 5th best defenseman of all time from Finland based on this season alone.
>>63980050
Literally anyone with quality defense and even slightly above average scoring.
Your back-end and goaltending are laughable
>>63980241
Canada took the whole book of Soviet hockey and ran with it.
There's nothing left of the original game.
Can't wait for beer o' clock
>>63980308
Not true. François Allaire incorporated paddle down fundamentals into his reverse VH methodology.
>>63980387
Eight minutes son
>>63980439
what?
>>63980452
52 minutes here in the 1st world bud.
>>63980463
You said there's no remnants of the old game left. François Allaire teaches a goaltending style (reverse VH) based on the fundementals of paddle down style.
Are the lightning finally back on track?
Just got out of London Ontario. What a shit country
>>63980527
Being big and learning butterfly is all.
No one gives a shit about some frog.
It's all about shutting down angles and distance these days.
>>63980483
There's really no difference between drinking beer at 8am and 9am
>>63980535
They still can't score for shit, we really need the injured guys to come back
>>63980573
Idk i'm liking some of the Syracuse guys more than the regulars. I'm glad Drouin is back.
>>63980580
Yeah totally, Marchessaulthad really turned it up, but having paquette and Johnson back will be really good
>>63980580
They just have to learn to play with each other
>>63980130
It's a bad hockey joke in Finland.
Why do we have good goalies?
Because our defense sucks.
>>63980566
Butterfly is already considered archaic, an exposed and flawed methodology that had its time. Reverse VH is being taught at every level and goaltenders who cannot adapt are dropping like flies at the NHL & AHL level.
>>63980711
Are you fucking stupid?
There's literally 3 goalies in the league who play that style.
Pekka Rinne, Ben Scrivens and Henrik Lundqvist.
The rest are full butterfly and seems to me that it's working.
>>63980763
>names 2 of the best goalies in the league
the fuk u doin senpai, that doesnt help your point
can someone with a hfboards account please call out "ottawa" for his huge Price dick riding campaign that has lasted since last year.
It's super annoying.
>>63980817
Tim Thomas was the best in the leahue for a long time, he was an old time stand up goalie just like Hasek and Brodeur. It doesn't prove anything when the rest are butterfly.
>>63980820
are you the binn that got perma'd from hfboards for threatening to kill a guy
>>63980763
You forgot a few names (pic related)
Nemo uses more of a post load style but it's still a variation of VH
>>63980846
among other stuff, yes.
There's lot of things they let slide when you're popular but bad mouthing homos and muslims is the last straw.
It's the Canadian way.
They had to delete 3 years of history because of me and the dumb faggots don't even know I'm still there with my original account.
>cantpucks
another day another penis dick sucked by this garbage franchise
time for bed hongcouverites, gotta get up early to make the egg rolls tomorrow
>>63980899
Price and Rask are butterfly.
Bishop is just big as fuck.
Nemo is stand up
Fleury and Quick are hybrid.
Your post is fail.
Since we're talkin about goalies and styles....
If they do make the nets a bit bigger which goalies does it hurt the most and which will adapt the best?
>>63980294
is that why we currently have the most wins in the league? dumb fucking kekold, speak when spoken to
>>63980843
i don't think he had a bad game in 2010-11
with that being said, he lives in a town over from where i grew up, the cops in the town found him doing gay shit in a car with a dude. closet fag confirmed.
>>63980948
Good goalies remain good and everyones sv% gets reduced.
Everyone wins.
>>63980965
Remembering him dive back and stop downies shot was when I knew we weren't going to win
>>63980928
Price and Rask use VH to seal off posts
Regardless of his size he still uses it
Oh I'm laffin are you sure you aren't mixing up Nemo with Nabokov?
Quick is the poster boy for reverse VH
http://ingoalmag.com/news/kings-quick-demonstrates-reverse-vh-mobility-off-post/
>>63980971
You don't think it will hurt goalies like Bishop, who are bigger rather than fast?
>>63980965
Ur from Flint?
How's that glue huffing working for ya?
>>63980995
he lives in middleton massachusetts.
>>63980993
Hes decently mobile, he can just come out a little further and still cover the net.
>>63980975
>cherry picking some saves
I knew you would do that.
This is why we won't be discussing this further,
>>63981029
You're already doing awesome shit man
To be fair, there's not a ton you can do by yourself. Are the shelters full?
>>63981008
A multimillionaire buys blowjobs from street faggots.
Come on.
>>63981029
should mention I buy the combo deal and always give out the hashbrowns to someone sleeping there
>>63981038
>Try to have discussion about goaltending
>"You are wrong you subhuman APE, here look at my opinion :^)"
>>63981054
he is a blue-collar dude, super "christian" and has tons of kids with an ugly ass wife.
no he's not buying blowies from male hookers, he is sneaking away with his male paramour because he is a locally famous athlete.
i don't think any the less of him, but it's confirmed he's gay, deal with it
>>63981054
Not him but from what it's worth Hugh Grant was a millionaire actor who got busted getting head from some street nigress
Truth is often stranger than fiction
>>63981029
ask the D&D people if they have any extra thats old or stale or whatever you can give to the homeless
a lot of places would rather hand it out then toss it, especially if its in the middle of the night when its not busy
>>63981052
thanks man I'm the anon that thought about sending you the holiday card btw. I mean philly's the 5th largest city here so there's so many shelters but some are so far away for these people and they just do better at high traffic areas like the train station.
I usually sit there and eat my meal and watch everyone else. I give it to a person that looks like they could use it but theyre too shy to ask for it even though a ton of people come up to me and ask me for something. theyre usually so friendly and extremely thankful but there's that one asshole that just expects you to give it to him and I tell him to go fuck himself
>>63981074
Tim Thomas is a good old Christian boy from HiFK Finland and he does not in to faggotry. Period.
>>63981075
Shut your whore mouth faggot.
>>63981104
I will shit in a bowl of cream, sprinkle it with powdered sugar and make you enjoy it with a spoon fuck boy
Don't TEST me
>>63981088
I come after midnight specifically so their donuts are gone and I dont know what they do with them. I dont want to have an argument with some indians I just want to do what I can.
maybe I'll ask what they do with the leftovers next time but by the time I come theyre already working on tomorrows batch
>>63981122
whoops sorry guys, i was looking in the mirror again, my bad.
>>63981122
>>63981104
>your dad's high school buddy regretfully tells you about tim thomas being a fag because he knows the cops
>some guy from finland knows better
okay bud i'm right you're wrong lol
>>63981122
>>63981111
HiFK doesn't tolerate faggotry, so your shit talk is basicly illegal,
Watch it.
>Jonathan "Not a reverse VH goaltender" Quick
https://youtu.be/kvFD3U_K5E8
Well, I guess it's back to memes
Look at this fucken monkey
>>63981150
Is it gay if two men are in sauna and when they move around their sweaty penises accidentally touch?
Accidentally of course
>>63981138
>you dads school buddy making shit up to look cool in your dads eyes
Super legit bro. You totally bought it!
Super cool bro!
>>63981189
give tips, I'm very stupid.
Lmao!!!
>>63981101
There's not really much you can do unfortunately. It seems like you've got a good system figured out. You could do a career in suicidal services our something like that, but as of today there isn't much aside from cooking a bunch of chili or something
>>63981185
lmao look at that fuckin monkey lookin at that fuckin monkey
>>63981172
you don't realize how homophobic and racist the based bostonfags actually are... why in the fuck would he put forth this prevarication?
Looooooolmao
>>63981153
Monkey
>>63981213
Recently caught village monkey
>>63981222
Because he is a deadbeat faggot who has nothing going for him so he badmouths the idols of other people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drjGn_JpTOk
Thread theme
>>63981240
post qts from that shithole, faggot
>>63981218
>>63981185
>rags
>präds
>finnish goaltending
>>63981258
reminder that dunston is the actual fukin monkey
>>63981207
you quoted him but your quotes were incorrect. highlight the text you want you quote and while its highlight click reply lick this
>>63981207
>give tips, I'm very stupid.
shoo its a protip though
>>63981240
that looks comfy as fuck tbqhwy
>>63981268
I guess you could say he's... checked into this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
>>63981214
>but as of today there isn't much aside from cooking a bunch of chili or something
I know. I'm actually a rich college kid about to graduate and I have some casual acquaintances with homeless people. My family is rich and has always done a lot in donations to help the community and I always thought that was just what you do until I started meeting with these people.
It started with me coming home absolutely hammered and hitting up the dunkin donuts for drunk food because nothing else is open at 4am and it just lead to me doing this every time it comes to mind. i dont have to worry about money ever so I dont feel bad giving up $20 a week to give 4 people some food I just needed some encouragement tonight because one guy was a large asshole tonight and made me want to not do it again.
>>63981250
I don't have any, have some mountains instead
>>63981285
It is, local moonshine and buffalo jerky
>>63981337
Seriously though, get a crockpot and throw beans and beef in it, it's cheap, warm, and heavy. You might be able to find some styrofoam cups or something to give it to them in
my fucking bitch gf took my car keys and credit card to prevent me from getting shitfaced.
Little did she know I have friends.
So today /hoc/ we're doing amphetamine with debt money.
>>63981377
yeah I could but honestly a lot of them arent worth it because they actually can feed themselves and it will bring too many more of them there. a lot of these people just dont want to pay for rent/heat
>>63981240
holy shit that monkey is cute as fuck and I dont have anything to do tomorrow other than make my pasta sauce and cook lasagna. please post the address again and I will make a letter to send to you
I'm about to pass out drunk since I didnt eat dinner cuz of the homeless niggers but I'll respond in the morning if you post the mailing address
other anons reply to this with a picture and i will print it out and include it in the letter
>>63981399
Nah man, don't worry about it, I'll be back in the states in a couple of weeks anyway, thanks though
>>63981391
neat I did coke in an alley that a stranger offered me in a dive bar this week. it was after we smoked thc vapes. we were watching hockey so it was cool
>>63981407
fuck you I wanted to send a letter
>>63981410
hard drugs are almost exclusively cool desu.
>>63981426
well where the fuck were you when I was trying to get a finn to host me for anight
>>63981423
Lol too late man, you will have to send it to me in the states
>>63981494
Publix is on me when you get back
>Coyotes blown the fuck out
Where's that picture of the "Tyson Nash's Keys to the Game" graphic where it just says
>Attack
>Defend
>>63981571
Don't even get me started on the food when I get back. And the fact that I've spent way too much money on my phone for watching games and downloading memes
>>63981591
Not even joking f@m
>>63981620
You got steam?
>>63981645
Ye dump your name I'll add you
>>63981677
rvbjohn
Won't be on until January though
>>63981484
Propably somewhere in the athmosphere.
>>63981704
Sent ;)
>finnish posters are all on speed
literally Cardinals fans of the NHL
>we wuz kings n shiiiiiit
>>63981711
You were at greases house?
>>63981723
Sweeeet
>>63974828
>>63974480
As a kid I broke my leg in three places thanks to shit like this
>>63981745
Based picture 2bh. Made me nostalgic/10
>>63981812
Uh, where/how
>>63981746
What part of Florida are you in anyway
>>63981831
Wow, are you like really old?
You must remember things before smartphones.
You must remember things before 9/11.
You must remember things before the internet.
You might even remember Canada winning a c-cup.
>>63981861
I don't live in Florida anymore,I haven't since 2004, I used to live in the panhandle
Then I moved to Michigan and when I get back I'm basically going to be a nomad
Thinking about moving to Tampa though
Hey Canadians, you guys are awesome in real life, why are you such cunts on here? Why can't we be friends? :/
>>63982294
It's the flags. Take away flags and trips and we can make like Rodney King and all just get along.
/hoc/ should move to /asp/, American ratings indicate a alternative sport anyways
>>63982401
We should be in /s4s/ tbf.
Canadians and USAians have completely ruined what was once a great hockey community.
>>63975642
based scandi
>>63982562
shut the fuck up
>>63982422
>USAians
I made that term up, I want my credit.
>>63982760
holy shit shut the fuck up.
USAians, turbonigger and menatlly ill were all memes coined by me.
>>63982815
sorry mate, you are commiting copyleft theft. Usaeans was invented by me. It's the truth, belive whatever you want.
>Grease proxysamefagging himself again
>abandonthread.jpg
>>63982881
greeks are so fucking poor holy shit
almost feel sorry for them until i see these shit posts on /hic/
>>63982838
Your whole fucking nation never invented anything but debt.
Shut the fuck up and leave.
>>63982896
If Greece was rich, the migrants would stay there. Finland is like a matador waving the red flag of wealth.
>>63982896
post finn stereotype girl pl0x
>>63982949
Finland is the last place they want to end up.
We fucking burn them in stakes and laugh at their pain.
>>63982944
The only thing wrong with Greece is he's a dirty devils fan.
Countries shouldn't talk down to countries with the same number of olympic golds.
New to /sp/, especially /hoc/.
Is it anything other than out-of-context meme images with no replies and Canadians obsessing over Americans? Or is this just a shitty thread and they're usually good?
>>63982991
I don't know what happened in this thread, it usually is the highest quality general in /sp/ where learning is actually fun.
>>63983017
Shut the fuck up
>>63983017
Kill yourself
>>63982991
Get out
Why are finns so booty blasted?
You guys had a nice run with Teemu, you were relevant once, no need to throw a fit.
>>63983065
>Teemu
It's actually Tuomo, but you 're right.
>>63983065
we dont like Jamals :D
>>63972903
>>63972924
I thought that was Jonah Hill at first.
>>63983107
no one cares what you think
>>63983065
you're a fag
>>63983071
kill yourself
>>63983123
The tripfag is mad
Not getting enough attention?
>>63983132
>>63983132
please read the first letter of each sentence in this post>>63973108
Finland is such a bad ass
>>63983295
>tfw just made some OC but don't want to waste it on a thread like this
>>63983303
can't wait to see it mon ami
Boy did the Islanders draw a big distance from the Devils quite fast didn't they?
>rookie
>+17
Who can stop him lads?
>>63983452
+/- is somewhat of a meme but holy fuck +17? How? Is he ever out for a goal against?
>>63983452
Does he kill penalties? Playing on the top line, and not doing that would help.
If Ottawa could only keep Hoffman or Stone, who should they keep?
Being Ottawa they'd probably screw it up like keeping Redden over Chara.
>Pavel Bure: Alex Ovechkin 'best pure goal-scorer' in NHL
>>63982991
Firstly memes are never out of context here, but yea this has been a particularly whiny thread, there is always plenty of shit being found around between countries but its not always so annoying
Rate my pull
>>63983642
>>63983615
They have him doing penalty kill now, but very little PP. I think he has all 10 goals full strength, not sure about the assists desu
>>63983923
PP doesn't count to plus/minus.
>>63984122
Neither does ur mum
>>63983642
Plus minus isn't registered on penalty kills or powerplay.
Only shorties count.
>>63983615
Pretty much no
I wish they'd give the plus and the minus
Gentlemen, how do we stop Kane?
>>63984409
We make rape illegal
>>63984409
Make him an offer he can't refuse.
>>63975749
>Jesse Puljujarvi:
>Above Austin Matthews
Opinions discarded.
Also Tkachuk is better then Pulju and Laine.
>>63976578
Marner is one of the only bright offensive spots on the WJHC team desu tbf lad.
Also if Laffs get Tkachuk it'll be double as good since him and Marner are linemates on the Knights and could likely be a killer line with Nylander or Connor Brown.
>>63984409
Hire the guy Tanya Harding hired.
>>63984579
Canucks gonna win the tank
They've banned all scoring by players under 35
TYBG
Why does it seem like Edmonton is where great prospects turn to meh?
>>63980062
>BEST TEAM IN HACKEY
>losing to the laffs twice
lol okay
>>63984633
Because like the laffs, their organization cares more about selling tickets and milking Gretzky's fame then actually fielding a good team.
>>63984633
Hall and mcdavid are legit
Rnh is decent still young
Too soon on yak but leaning towards bust
Wilson...Wilson...Wilson...Wilson...
Where is Colin Wilson?
Hockey sucks
>>63984656
Gretzky played in the Maple Leafs??
>>63984658
why would you draft nurse before ristolainen though? who thought that would be a great idea?
You would already have legit 1st pairing with Klefblom-Ristolainen.
>>63984757
Because muh next bobby orr and muh ontaria boy
>>63984754
I disagree
>>63984788
hype is a powerful thing
>>63984814
That's why you have to be careful with these matthews ;^)
>>63984814
Nurse might be a good defenseman one day.
People had the same criticisms of Keith.
Or he might end up like phagoof
>>63984855
This, I don't like to compare players until after about four years after the draft for forwards, more for defensemen. Players develop at different paces and Nurse was great in junior.
>>63984855
As long as he doesn't get too big for his britches and take on a huge level of arrogance, he should be ok. The problem is these guys letting all the hype surrounding them go to their heads.
Remember to support Barkov's superb post-game analysis.
http://www.aleksanderbarkov16.com/
>>63984756
Yes, Brent Gretzky.
What the fuck is going on with the Predators?
>there are people that are still sleeping on da Wild
>>63984952
Does he have paypal for donations?
>>63984967
>playing like shit and no one seems to care
>still easily in the playoffs
the mark of the champion lads.
>>63984896
>>63984907
He is physically ready for big minutes but his hockey iq is dogshit.
Needs coaching
>>63984952
Jesus
>this autism
>>63984990
Who do you think has the best hockey IQ of the prospects?
>>63985026
probably someone we haven't heard because he can't skate for shit and is a manlet.
>>63985026
On the oilers?
Rnh probably
>>63985038
I know he wasn't a top prospect, but has Oliver Bjorkstrand even played a game in the AHL/NHL since being drafted?
>>63985080
i remember he was really good on the wjc last year.
>>63984965
>8
lack of good wingers that can scar and no number 1 center. Over-reliance on defencemen for scoring.
>>63985121
He did really well with the Winterhawks in the WHL too, according to eliteprospects.com, he's only played 6 games for Lake Erie and has netted 2 assists.
>>63985126
Why is Jones playing still?
>>63984965
I noticed last night that their top two centers were Ribeiro and Jarnkrok, who played a combined 45 minutes. Does that have anything to do with it?
>mfw Salo returns to Finland
Chance at an Olympic roster spot?
>>63985214
huh?
>>63984965
most of them went extinct after 5 mil. B.C.
>>63985228
Sry m8, meant Pitkänen not Salo
>>63985289
i'm just happy he can skate relatively normally. Him playing in NHL would be a miracle i think.
>>63985350
How do you think Liiga stacks up against the DEL?
>>63985390
DEL is probably closer to Mestis overall than Liiga.
>>63985419
How so?
>>63985467
Because there isn't that many german hockey players and their system is not as good as in finland for example?
>>63985350
I heard on Radio that he's possibly signing contract in Sm Liiga
If he stays healthy he'd be a solid rearguard to have in 2018. With Honka, Vaananen, Jokipakka & Lindbohm being his competition for a roster spot he could be a good option as an 7th/8th defender.
>>63985499
2018 Finland should have a really solid backend with Ristolainen,Maatta,Vatanen,Juolevi,Vaakanaineas the core.
Morning /hoc/.
Just woke up to find out that Drew Miller and Teemu Pulkkinen will be out at least 6 weeks each.
How's your morning going?
>>63985533
I got home from work 3 hours ago(it's now 0925) and I've been playing NHL 14 and monitoring the thread.
>>63985533
lel what happened to holy diver?
>>63985551
Hanzal hitting like a dirty bitch.
>>63985550
I used to work the night shift once upon a time. It was gay
>>63985533
Bored at work, time to rev up the funposting
>>63985533
What aren't team that play undisciplined punished when it injures players on the other team?
Arizona was reckless last night, and it lost them the game, but they also took out Miller and Pulkkinen for 6-8 weeks each, and both injuries were unnecessary. Accidents, yes, but they didn't have to happen if the team was playing a disciplined game.
>>63985578
Me too
>trying to sleep during the day when it's 90 degrees out
These threads went to shit after Master of Dubs left
>>63985533
>Just woke up
at 7 o' clock in the afternoon? NEET bro!
What's in two days, everybody's been talking about it?
>>63985703
Well then just put your name back on
>>63985703
>liking a confirmed pedo
Go with him and stay go
>>63985704
2DAYS LADS
D
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A
D
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>>63985877
but what is it then?
So what games should I watch tonight
>>63985918
Two days to Finnish Reverse VH day
According to TSN F. Andersen could be on the move, due to in part by the strong play of gibson who stepped in while Ands was sick.. for TEN days now with the flu.
Who does he go to and what's his ceiling?
>>63985964
Andersen + rw for pominville
>>63985964
He goes to Calgary and keks Hiller out of a job again
>>63985964
Stays in analheim 100% confirmed by me
>>63985954
for a 7'26" guy, he sure leaves a lot of the upper net open
>>63986015
Pedosota has Dubnyk, they wouldnt give up pominville for Ands
>>63986028
Im praying he comes to CGY desu, we'd have way more wins this year if we had even league avg tending
>>63986080
Nope he's coming to CGY and we're making a mid season run
>>63986119
It's actually a pretty good seal, reverse VH gets exposed by shooters who can hit the top shelf
http://strawpoll.me/6176263
IMPORTANT POLL
HOW MUCH MONEY DOES /hoc/ MAKE
>>63986270
More than you faget lol
>>63986207
It is stick side so it's gonna be more exposed than the glove, but that Quick picture is pretty bad. It's hard to judge without seeing the play. It looks like Bishop is looking somewhere behind the goal line whereas Quick is about to or just has seen a shot. Or maybe he's just gotten over as the puck gets into those bad angle areas.
>>63986388
>that pic
REEEE
>wings beat a shit team finally
>they end up gooning 2 players off the wings roster
>>63986621
>yotes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EmRkeNESHk
>>63986388
Those sandwiches look tasty maybe I will have some for lunch. What do you guys recommend?
>>63986821
go to a pub or brewery
>>63986679
>BASED SANTA KLAS
Dahlbeck is a fucking monster
>it is no December
>zero stamkos news
>>63986834
>pub
At 1 in the afternoon? Nah man the only place open at this time are the lo life tier cantinas that are filled with fat whores and construction workers
>>63986270
/hoc/ is poor. Why else would >we shitpost about hockey instead of playing it?
>>63986869
>im self conscious about when I go to a bar and mexican at the same time
>>63986890
He's got a point I wouldn't go in a bar full of smelly Mexicans
they actually banned me for 3 days for talking about how i feed homeless people. Bet they wouldnt ban me for talking about sandwiches and hot pockets fuck you janny you fat fuck
>>63986923
>feeding the homeless
don't doo that, they'll just come back for more
>>63986985
Plus they will trade most of the food for drugs
>>63986985
>>63986923
>tfw gave a homeless lady a canadian fiver that she probably can't use
Taylor versus Tyler night
>>63987097
top kek even if she was in canada she wouldnt be able to afford anything with a canadian fiver anyway
>>63987142
that's like 2 american dollars
>went to a concert in London last night
>exchanged 30 bucks
>got 45 CAD
holy shit canada, get it together
>>63987097
>offer to buy one of those young cruster "homeless" punks food
>get told off
>same offer extended to and accepted by another bum down the street
really don't get the first variety of hobo
>>63987142
>>63987163
Rather have devalued currency than get shot to be honest
>>63987263
good reply faggot
>>63987187
typeA is too proud to go on the pogey
typeB is too stupid to pass the pogey test
>>63987223
>right-wing PM who turns out to spend a shitload of money succeeded by a legacy PM who wants to spend a shitload of money
keynesianadians pls leave
>63 percent white
>president is a black Muslim named Hussein
AMERICAITLYNS everyone
>>63987274
DUDE
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>>63987283
DUDE WEED
DUDE
>>63987304
>Jack "friendly mustache" Layton had to die
why?
>>63987373
what was the name of the long legged spurdo again
>>63987373
Tbendy bibdeen :D
>>63987353
How does Mulcair compare to Layton? During the campaign he looked like he'd cück for both Harper and True Doe
>ask American friend if he is worried about the shooting that happened yesterday
>he says "which one"
Why are americaitlyns such violent animals?
>>63987353
He knew that the country was in shit once his party got in.
>>63987388
Not very well cuz lol NDP
>>63987400
New
>>63987353
Harper & Layton were based as fuck, where did it all go wrong?
>>63987388
he scared away potential voters and curdles milk by looking at it. Would be a tyrant for sure mang.
>>63987468
>Harper
>based
kinda hard to be based when he focused on oil to the extent he did. Not to mention Harper is one of the few leaders Obama outwitted – he got played hard, for many years to boot, over a pipeline that Obunghole would never approve
