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Liverpool FC @LFC 2m2 minutes ago
Confirmed #LFC team v @SouthamptonFC: Bogdan, Randall, Skrtel, Lovren, Moreno, Can, Lucas, Allen, Lallana, Origi, Sturridge
Southampton XI v #LFC: Stekelenburg, Cédric, van Dijk, Caulker, Bertrand; Davis, Clasie, Wanyama; Mané, Tadić, Pellè
Countinho as a sub?
>>63951413
Not in squad, not been risked
We'll win the treble, lads
>>63951400
Liverpool FC: Literally who's edition
>Bogdan, Randall, Skrtel, Lovren, Moreno, Can, Lucas, Allen, Lallana, Origi, Sturridge
Me and my mates would beat these scrubs, if I had any.
klopp has lost the plot
what the fuck is that line up
>mfw the lads are givin it bifters and win this worthless cup
>mfw klopp put a winner mentality into their heads
>mfw it provides the confidence boost they needed to win the league
dubs and Liverpool win
>resting clyne
>when your next right back is a kid who isnt even good
>when your next prem game is an easy game against newcastle
so pointless
>>63951470
As opposed to what edition?
>>63951556
clyne is dogshit though
feeder clubs and parent clubs should not be allowed to be drawn against eachother imo
>gary neville in charge of valencia
what
WHAT
>>63951612
Valencia bought into the Monday Night Football meme
>>63951612
When he fails hilariously all those people who were talking up Gary Neville as some deep thinker are gonna look well stupid.
Can't wait t.b.h.
If Liverpool win with this lineup I will be shocked
>>63951631
Klopp is just gonna start reserves/U21 against shit teams so he's always the underdog, that way we can overcome the odds and win.
Genius desu
>>63951612
expect a lot more british managers in spain lad, based moyes has blazed the trail
>>63951642
>Brendan Rodgers gets the Barca job
>>63951400
>Can, Lucas, Allen
Wut
>>63951612
When he succeeds brilliantly all those people who were talking down Gary Neville as some dumb chav are gonna look well stupid.
Kane , Rooney , Vardy ,Dat guy , Sterling, Sturidge
JUST GIVE US THE EUROS
>>63951654
This midfield so Moreno can go forward constantly
>>63951612
next fergie pal
Who /bet/ here?
>this documentary
>sturridge and benteke both fit
>doesnt play them together
could be years until we have a fully fit sturridge an benteke again
lads
Streams? Cant be assed getting off my bed to turn my TV and Sky on
This stream is fucking amazing ,id give them some bitcoins if i wasnt such a scrooge
DUDE
MEMES
would you rather win two Capital One Cups, or one Emirates FA Cup?
>>63951791
>This stream is fucking amazing
where m8?
>>63951829
google 'soccer streams' followed by the name of are old enermies ;)
I see 4k football for the first time yesterday, I don't think I can bare 1080p now.
>>63951400
God why is LFC so pathetic? The whole team is filled with literally who's and don't give me that shit about Coutinho being good.
>mfw people rate Coutinho
>mfw that's Liverpool's best player
>>63951852
>he still uses 4k, and not 8k
Enjoy your eye cancer m8
>>63951845
Was confused till the second i googled it. IT all makes sense now
>>63951872
>8k
>implying I have a wall big enough to see the difference
Klopp is a good bloke.
>>63951858
>Lelverpool uses many first team players
>Literally who's
Also
>Amerifat
>Knowlegde in football
any of you lads like Boris
streams:
http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=C045NjBx
good afternoon lads
https://streamup.com/HennoGarvieeeeeeeeeiiiiiii
Now be polite and say thank you anon
>>63951895
you're a big wall
>>63951957
thank you anon
>>63951917
>they are first team players so they can't possibly be literally who's
>Liverpool fans unironically believe this
Name a single active top player from Liverpool.
Protip: you cant.
What minute is Sturridge getting injured
>>63951977
joey barton
>>63951957
See here
>>63951939
>>63951933
Johnson, Yeltsin, or the band? They're all pretty good.
DUDE SETH ROGEN LMAO
>>63952003
The band desu.
Just had breaded steak and bolognese for dinner
What did you have?
>this warbutons advert
liverpools bench is better than your teams starters
>>63952025
Yeah lad. Why do you ask?
>>63951977
>liverpool beat city and chelse away and have only lost 1 in 16
>and achieved all that without any "active top players"
pretty cool
>dat muppet commercial
Dubs decides what score i put on my bet
>klopp starting a weak team
does klopp not realise how much ABL celebration we will have to put up with if liverpool lose?
>>63952036
Just wondering.
>>63952051
4-4
Why is sturridge shopped onto benteke?
>>63952051
8-1
I hope Southampton do it, sold out crowd
obviously means alot to the fans
>the best advert this Christmas is a non-Christmasy crumpet ad
Also, that Brusselssprout sky ad is fucking annoying
>AND ITS LIVE
>>63952051
9-6
>>63952070
only goes up to 6-2
>>63952051
2-3
tadic is going to molest randall
randall will not start the 2nd half, guaranteed
>listening to yank stream
>Adam Bow-gan is in goal for Liverpool and Grazino 'Pay-lay' will certainly be trying to beat him
>>63952088
3-2 to southhampton? or Liverpool
>>63952086
shucks
4-3
oh look, randall not closing down the guy crossing it
RIP
why no teixeira?
>realize the game starts in 2 mins
>quickly whack £3 on Liverpool to win both teams to score
>check thread on 4chins
>notice Liverpool are playing a bunch of back up players
Fuck.
>>63952100
obvs liverpool dumb dumb
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DAS IT MANE
>>63952100
Liverpool obviously, that's why put 2-3, not 3-2.
>the city of liverpool
HAHAHA
fug :DD
DAS
IT
MANE
DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE
> LELVERPOOP
that was quick
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>Hurrgen Plopp
>FLOPP
>FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP >FLOOP
>OUR YEAR LA
Oh good no
KULT KLOPPO
>Is this real life
Had a nightmare in which terries got froggy at the game and started shooting everyone. They were wearing star wars costumes. What does it all mean lads
southamptons atmosphere
KLOPP OUT
>abls thinking the league cup is relevant
pathetic
>>63952082
I liked that ad too.
The fucking JD Sports ad though, fucking hell. Worse than the John Lewis one and that's saying something.
not even watching them game just wanna say
>LIVERSHIT
>LIVERWANK
>LIVERCRUSH
2 minutes in the ref already making retarded decisions
sturriges is a foul but davis' isnt, how
Nur fick meine Sheisse auf, Jurgen.
MACHEN DAS GEGENPRESSUNG MÄNNER
>>63952157
Studs down, won the ball.
Klopp made the smartest decision in throwing away this useless cup with an injury-ridden squad. our goal is to win the EPL and nothing less, who cares about the micky mouse cup besides wenger?
Am I seeing the score wrong? How do you give up a goal in under 3 minutes?
>Liverpoop
>>63952179
Under 1 minute, even.
>>63952171
Not a bad little bet as it gos
>>63952171
Good man.
>>63952179
Usually it happens when the team you're playing against quickly take the ball into your final third and kick/head it into the goal
Things that last longer than Liverpool's clean sheet?
>>63952179
You let the Saints attack against the most inexperienced defender in the entire squad.
>>63952179
Gone in 60 seconds la
>>63952179
by being shit
>das it mane
>>63952176
>who cares about the micky mouse cup besides wenger?
Wrong cup.
>>63952191
me having sex. I can last a little longer
How's the match been so far?
>>63952185
Oh shit. Was just saying 3 because it just seemed so inconceivable that a "top" team could give up one that fast/
>>63952191
Olympic 100 meter sprint finals.
>>63952191
Your mom in bed
>>63952204
MEMETASTIC
Just stuck £40 on Liverpool at 8/1
>>63952151
>damage control
Just got back so I missed the goal.
Fill me in lads
>>63952191
Daniel Sturridge's health.
get randall off
webm. for the goal, i missed it
>>63952191
>>63952211
A jew in a oven
jesus fuck i thought that was a red thank fucking god
also randall is lil chubby
>>63952191
An immigrant trying to get benefits from your government
>>63952091
fucking this
>>63952222
Match starts --> Bertrand cross --> DAS IT MANE
>>63952222
DAS IT MANE
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>>63952191
sturridge's knee
This Randall kid is shite, isn't he?
fucking shoot!
>>63952205
It's sloppy as fuck, yep.
Regardless of what others are saying, it doesn't matter what tournament it is nor whether it's the full strength team, conceding in 40 seconds is truly abysmal.
>>63952191
a white girl in a park in london
>>63952191
my very first orgasm as a young boy. lied in bed for about two hours with that wonderful feeling i didnt know was back then
>load up stream
>match is one minute in
>missed a fucking goal
Every piece of silverware matters to be honest.
>randall's career over before it even began
Already losing lel
>>63952191
Chelsea's title defence
>>63952191
French lives at the Bataclan
>put all the good players on the bench
>scratch your head as to why the team is now shit
cult floppo flopp
>>63952191
Aston Villa keeping a clean sheet
>>96
>>63951400
>that formation
Where is the creativity?
>ball doesnt go all the way out
>give the throw anyway because youre abl
boring, tired of abl refs
>>63952233
>>63952260
US bringing the burn today, feel like an MSF hospital
>livershit
At least they aren't playing at Anfield.
There seems to be some atmosphere in this stadium.
>McLaren
>mouyes
>Klopp
Who will get sacked first?
>Liverpool lose
>Parliament will decide to go to war in Syria
>that corner
>>96
>Memehampton bandwagoners booing Lallana
>>63952287
Monk, Swansea think they're more than a meme team.
>>63952296
Your*
>tfw 300 word essay about my favourite football formation due tomorrow but havent even started yet
>>63952293
Lallana's corners are shit 99% of the time, he was shit at them at Southampton too, never understood why he always gets to take them
>>63952300
>Liverpool bandwaggoners booing deodorant
>>63952296
*Your're
>>63952300
didnt realise southampton actually had fans
>>63952296
>>96
>>63952290
>"war"
Proper senmetsu if we do for them desu senpai
>>63952285
2bh
Anfield is really poor for atmosphere.
In 1995, Klopp obtained a diploma in sports science at the Goethe University of Frankfurt, writing his thesis about walking
>>63952252
you just want to melt the silver and sell it for more submarines Dimitris
>>63952228
This desu
>>63952309
>300 word essay
>favourite football formation
What the fuck kind of bullshit degree are you doing?
>>63952307
*You're
>>63952290
Excellent day for a racist Evertonian
make the most of it now ABLs, once sturridge scores this game is in the bag
>slipperpoo
>>63952330
That chart is quite literally upside down desu senpai baka
>>63952290
Still gotta bomb middle-east some more. Those Ferraris for military contractors won't buy themselves.
>>63952339
It's a degree in being new, I see you finished yours already.
>don't know whether to watch this or news coverage of the happening in Commifornia right now
>>63952348
Villa fan here
you're an idiot
>>63952334
That's ironic considering you people have a history of stealing artworks, gold and other valuable things.
>>63952328
>senmetsu
what?
>>63952358
>news coverage of the happening in Commifornia
???
>>63952228
Shit quality but you get the idea.
>>63952358
what's happening
>>63952366
Rappening is what's happening.
>>63952359
NO U
>>63952330
clearly faked by a man u fan everyone knows its louder at liverpool
>all this southampton fouling going unpunished
weird
>>63952358
What a awful time to be alive , its been happening every other week
>>63952364
>>63952366
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/authorities-respond-report-shooting-san-bernardino-california-n472976
>>63952364
>>63952366
The only thing that happens in freedomland.
>>63952358
>Be american
>get shot
>amerikeks shooting each other again
nice country boys
>>63952330
obviously fake its got city above liverpool.....there stadium is always empty, nice try ABL
>>63952379
I'm far from a Utd fan but Anfield's games are truly quiet. They all sit there without even moving half of the time. The next time they play at Anfield, actually watch the crowd and you'll see what I mean.
>>63952330
>>63952379
The way they determine it is by measuring the sound when the game kicks off. So one giant roar at the beginning tells us which stadiums have the best atmosphere kek
>>63952386
>shooting in America
Meh, it's not a happening if it happens every week.
Are we living in the end times /sp/?
>>63952384
>its been happening every other week
Well yeah. >Be American >get shot isn't just a maymay.
why do they boo lovren and lallana theyre not even that good
>>63952392
>Australians shooting at emus again
>still haven't killed any
>'I need guns to protect me from shooters'
>gets shot
>>63952398
>ABL
>Utd, Stoke, Spurs top
???
>>63952409
theyre mad that their best players left
>>63952409
>Not expecting player boos in the transfer derby match
God Lallana is a shit footballer. He can't even strike a ball.
>>63952409
They left the club while being pricks about it
That's why
I mean if you're gonna bail at least be polite
They wouldn't boo Clyne
>>63952405
Humans have been thinking that the end of the world will happen in their lifetime for thousands of years. It's more comforting than to think that once you're dead the world will just move on like you never existed.
>>63952405
Hopefully.
>Be European
>Get raped by immigrants
>Be American
>Get shot
Literally happens 24/7
Why not just ban guns in America??
Because that would be using common sense for once.
Fucksake America.
Since when did Pirlo sign for Liverpool?
>>63952429
How were they pricks about it?
>>63952401
>>63952404
iv been to anfield and old trafford many times and your statements are bullshit anfield is clearly much louder
>>63952333
Walk on, Kraut
>>63952437
How else can a guy compensate for his tiny dick if he doesnt have a gun
Can I smugpost about Liverpool losing even if I am not watching the game?
>>63952330
This was the original source for those numbers btw
>>63952437
At this point American mass shootings are just natural selection
why yes I do own a fedora, thank you for asking.
>>63952437
But if the government becomes too corrupt they won't be able to take their country back without guns.
Oh wait...
Sounds like a good atmosphere, I went to Southampton v Arsenal last year and it was fucking shite. Went for a nice walk along the river though.
>>63952437
Because they have a huge land border with a country full of gun wielding drug lords
>>63952441
lovren threw a bitch fit on twitter and lallana made a bunch of claims about how he wants to stay at soton
>>63952451
CANYONERO
>>63952446
Goodison louder than both tbqh
>>63952435
>be australian
>get oppressed by government
well at least we're relatively free of immigrants and guns
>>63951957
>this stream
am i being trolled
>>63952418
city have no fans..... how can it be louder than liverpool do explain?
you cant because its bullshit
>>63952437
>but muh second amendment
>>63952462
>It's the Mexican's fault
nice proxy donald
>>63952465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZeFDe44Ddo
Sturridge isn't the fastest, is he?
>>63952446
Your team is losing 1-0 right now la'.
Focus on the game.
>>63952453
That's what I'm doing.
>>63952480
Used to be quite fast.
>>63952454
>loudest
>DB
So Brits are measuring atmosphere based on how many women attend?
>Americans getting shot
I bet Sturridge gets injured this game
>>96 WNE
>>63952468
nah its not
burnt my ass on the radiator when pulling my shorts up after having a dump
furious because its not the first time ive done it
STURRIDGE
what is this shit from these lazy players
fuck you studge
>>63952490
post the image
I haven't missed that fucking celebration desu
>it's a sturridge dance episode
>>63952437
It's not even the availability of guns though. Every able bodied male has a rifle here, yet the worst that's happened was a just post 9/11 parliamentary shooting.
>>63952437
You mean like the euro's ban free speech?
FUCK YEAH STURRIDGE
GOAT
OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR
what a sick goal
>>63952484
Fug I was too late
BASED
Meh, abandon thread :(
>>63952478
You know im' right m8. Guns would get into America whether they were legal or not. We live on a sheltered island. You can't compare the effects of banning guns in the US to the UK
STUUUUUUURRRRIIIIIIDDDGGGEEEEE YES YES YES
KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP KULT KLOPPO JÜRGER KLOPP
>>63952491
ABLs, when will they learn?
That was nice
THE LAZY FAKER (source:Jurgen Klopp, Liverpool's manager) SCORES
Cracking finish
>it's an ABL's get BTFO episode
FOOOOOOOKIN STUUUUUUUUUUUDGE M8
CLASS
STUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE
WHAT A SHOT
Oh look Liverpool just scored...
ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO ABLs BTFO
>it's a Daniel Sturridge starts and scores episode
OUR
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YEAR
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LA
A
man if this guy could just keep fit
OUR
>>63952521
>sick
>>>/2002/
>ABLs doubting Liverpool only because of an early goal
It's like you guys didn't even watch the Bordeux game.
SILVERWARE IS SILVERWARE
welcome back sturridge
>>63952472
You still have abo's
>>63952531
based
>liverpool will win AGAIN
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>63952437
Those shootings usually occur in states where there are strict gun laws.
Compare commiefornia with New Hampshire.
>>63952557
Small population, easy to avoid.
>>63952114
You're going to get it la
>>63952550
YEAR
>>63952536
It's a dance to match the ugliness of that shirt
>>63952217
>>63952217
>>63952217
>>63952217
waheyyy boys
If he was injury free he'd literally bang in 15-25 goals a season
>>63952511
>one child plays with a toy and doesn't get hurt
>you let them keep the toy
>another child plays with the toy and keeps hurting themselves
>you take away the toy
it's simple m8
Weird, is that the referee giving retarded decisions against liverpool, again?
>This dogshit liverpool side beat city 4-1
Wew lad
>>63952481
>sturridge
>la
CHAT
>abls
>>63952496
Maybe not old Trafford, deffo louder than klanfeild tho mate
>>63952435
>Tfw 99% plus white people were I live
Based
>>63952559
>'again'
>>63952344
TLF
GOD SAKE FUCK
STURRIDGE
AGAIN
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>63952429
Wait, then why doesn't Clyne get any shit? I can understand why he wasn't that vocal about leaving the club and just wanted to move on but why him?
NEED STURRIDGE GOAL WEBM!
HAHAHAHHAHA ABLS BTFO
FUCKING SHIT POSTING AUTISTS
STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE
STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE STUDGE
WE BACK LADS
>Memehampton
IS HE BACK LA?
GET FUCKED ABLS GET FUCKED SOUTHMEMEHAMPTOM
LE FUNNY DANCE MAN
Absolute MADMAN
OH YOU BEAUUUUUUUUUTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>63952217
Gwan you fuckin beaut
>doubting Klopp
>ever
GOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOAT
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STURRIDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TRULY THE GOAT
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
DAYUUUUMMMMMMMM
>people actually doubted based Can
>>63952171
HAPPENING
LOL WE LET THEM SCORE JUST TO MAKE IT HARDER
WHO CAN STOP US
Someone post something like
Sturridge has played 80 games and scored 70 goals or something like that
is that true?
Liverpool are literal shit
Fuck me, that was sweet.
i refer you to my previous post here
>>63952556
STUZZA
>>63952344
southampton being btfo by liverpools b team
At this rate Sturridge will out score the San Bernardino shooters
>>63952585
Tbf, those threads were pretty funny
THAT CAN THOUGH
THAT PASS FROM EMRE-CHAN
FIVE TIMES, GET FUCKED MUNICH CUNTS
nice of you to join us tonight sturridge
THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THIS GOOD
Im here for the Klopp reaction gifs for a evening fap
IT'S OUR FUCKIN YEAR
O
U
R
F
U
C
K
I
N
Y
E
A
R
ABLS BTFO YET AGAIN
>you now remember that origi is playing
>>63952217
>>63952217
>>63952217
>>63952217
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GET IN LADS
DRINKS ON ME WAHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>can't
check score at 24 minutes, go for a piss, come back its 1-2
what happened lads?
>chan
>Sturridge shouting for Emre's attention and clapping for the pass to his goal
Feels good to have him back.
Realistically speaking, who can stop him?
No one, except himself through injuries.
>mfw I am in the vicinity of an ABL
>Can
>>63952673
OUR
what are those strange sounds from the stands?
almost sounds like atmosphere at an english football match
Post your face when you imagine being infected with ABLism
>PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK KLOPP ISN'T THE TRUTH
That was a master stroke from klopp telling sturridge to play through the pain and all that
>>63952647
kek
>Mfw someone was being ABL near me
ABLs BTFO
>>63952151
What was that lad?
>>63952668
shieeeet
>>63952638
I don't know if that exact fact is true but I do know as a fact that not only his games to goals ratio is impressive but he has the highest ratio in Liverpool, ever higher than Suarez, Torres, Robbie Fowler
>southampton getting smashed by a team which contains origi and joe allen
>you suddenly remember what 2013/14 spee was like
>you don't miss 2013/14 spee
ABL's on suicide watch tonight lads
Sturridge on for a hat trick
That Liverpool Feel
That Klopp hug
Sturridge gonna get one hell of a hug at half time
i'm so jealous...
>>63952690
Einmal lag der BVB in Rückstand, Trainer Kloppo schrie herum und zog wilde Grimassen. Die Mannschaft reagierte umgehend und gewann doch noch mit 6:1. Kloppo hinterher gewohnt schlagfertig: "Einfach nur geil!"
Eines schönen Trainingstages war Sven Bender etwas faul und lief nicht die geforderten 100 Kilometer pro Trainingsspiel. Kloppo nahm den Jungen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Im nächsten Spiel lief Bender dann 200 Kilometer. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!
Kult-Fußballehrer Kloppo wurde vor einem BVB-Heimspiel mal gefragt, wie er die Atmosphäre im Stadion fände. Kloppo nahm mal wieder kein Blatt vor den Mund: "Einfach geil!" Einfach Kloppo, sagen wir!
Vor einem Spiel gegen Real Madrid wurde Kloppo nach den Qualitäten des Gegners gefragt. Da mußte der Sprüchepapst nicht lange nachdenken: "Real is'n Brett!" Bewundernde Zuhörer allenthalben.
Vor dem Duell mit dem FC Bayern, einem Team mit "brutaler Qualität" (Kloppo), forderte Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp von seiner Mannschaft "brutale Bereitschaft" ein. Das Spiel ging dann 1:1 aus. Kloppo nach der Partie: "Daß Lewa noch den Ausgleich macht, war brutal wichtig!" Top-Analyse à la Kloppo.
Einmal verletzte sich Kevin Großkreutz schwer im Adduktorenbereich. Kloppo mitfühlend: "Das ist brutal für den Kevin." Als Großkreutz wieder gesund war, lief er wieder die gewohnten 150 Kilometer pro Spiel und schoß sogar ein Tor. "Das ist richtig geil", erklärte Wort-Genie Kloppo auf der anschließenden Pressekonferenz den darob begeisterten Journalisten.
is capital cup a prestigious cup?
>there are people who thought this lad is a Suarez babby
>>63952708
Free /sp/ la
>>63952712
good post
>>63952715
Hardest trophy to win in the world.
Why is Can so based /sp/?
>>63952715
Nope.
>wanting to win this match
>playing everton or city which means we're pretty much forced to play full strength over 2 legs
>trying to finish top 4
>potential memeropa run
>we're literally 1 player deep in some positions
>>63952719
his scoring record was better when suarez was out banned
>>63952708
It just makes it even funnier when Liverpool inevitably fail lad
>liverlels burning themselves out chasing a mickey mouse cup
kek
KEK
>>63952719
Brodge was the Suarez babby.
Whats happening in "Safest country in the world"-Land atm?
9/11 or what?
>>63952712
>"Einfach geil!" Einfach Kloppo, sagen wir!
Every time.
>(you)
Sturridge Kane Vardy
5 goals every game guaranteed.
COMING HOME COMING HOME COMING HOME IT'S COMING
>>63952735
DAMAGE CONTROL
what is with this meme able ref giving southampton free kicks whenever they're in Liverpool's third
>>63952738
Brenny is genuinely a good manager, if he gets to manage a good team you'll see it.
is sturridge better than vardy?
TLF
webm pls
>>63952729
We have something which other teams lack: that Liverpool feel.
>>63952753
vardy is shit and a racist chev
FUCK VARDY
>>63952752
Top bants Mario.
>I hate paki's!! They're taking my jobs even though I'm a lazy NEET wasteman.
>>63952753
if by better you mean literally has a 10x better scoring record, yes
>>63952746
>5 goals in every game
with sturridge playing that lineup would survive about 0.6 games
>>63952753
vardy is sturridge lite
>>63952729
>Liverpool go through and beat Everton in another semi
I can't take it anymore, none of you cunts are even from Merseyside ffs
Dubs and Randall will cause a penulty and get red.
>>63952764
I am serious m8. He's not Klopp but he's not as bad as his quotes make him look like.
>>63952770
But in another - more direct - way, no he is not.
>>63952761
C U C K
U
C
K
>>63952761
filthy bandwaggoner detected
>>63952767
Raping kids is the part people dislike you smelly paki.
>tfw only realised /pol/ is always right since getting a job
>>63952779
>>63952779
>>63952779
>>63952779
Quick get in here lads
Fuck Liverpool
Seriously, fuck them
I cannot think of a football team I despise more. Thinj about it. There is something about Liverpool FC which is rotten to the core. The """famous Anfield atmosphere,"""" the """fans."""
Everything about them is a joke. They rely on nothing more but refball and luck. Look at that GAY AS FUCK season they nearly """won""" the league. Penalty after penalty.
Fuck that entire city, bomb it even.
Fuck you all to death.
- ABL
>>63952772
Me on the left
>>63952735
>you now realise liverpool isn't playing their entire first team.....
kek
KEK
>beating southampton without your best players
easy
>>63952798
>Fuck that entire city, bomb it even.
The Everton fans don't deserve that.
>Livepool win
>We bomb some pakis
>All on the same night
Feels good to live in this beautiful purple-binned city right now desu lads
>>63952817
everton fans are even worse and even more delusional, except nobody seems to care when its everton
>>63952753
we will see when vardy joins liverpool in jan
>Phil Neville announced temporary manager of Valencia until end of season
>Gary Neville given Valencia job until end of season
Can somebody explain what the fuck is happening?
>>63952833
I don't believe they are delusional at all. Never seen an Everton fan seriously claim they could win anything, whereas Liverpool fans are at it every single season.
>>63952827
>We bomb some pakis
Why do you bomb Bradford?
>one day origi will do something
Based Sturridge
Origi a shit tho
#ROASTED
>>63952798
5
times
la
>>63952839
We brits are exporting our finest commodity.
CAN TO SCORE FK DUBS CONFIRM
>>63952798
[email protected]
Don't do it lad
>>63952839
>Neville was appointed as head coach at Valencia in Spain on 2 December 2015. Neville's brother Phil had previously been caretaker manager and will continue to work with his brother at the club.
Is it that hard to google shit?
>>63952862
fuck off
you're a disgrace you CUNT
>>63952865
Inbred northeners?
>>63952798
>Unable to spell long, complicated words like "think"
>signs post with "-ABL"
Flawless.
>>63952852
Arsenal are at it every season
its been decades since liverpool fans claimed that "this is our year"
Literally crying right now because Liverpool are winning
hate you so much
i hate non-whites
>>63952877
Exactly we have so many of them may as well put them to use.
OH SHIT
M
O
R
E
N
O
HAHAHAHAH
GET REKT YOU SHIT CUNTS
SOUTHAMPTON AND ABLS HUMILIATED
what the fuck
OUR YEAR LA
Was Liverpool being good what we needed for /epl/ to be alive again?
holy shit man
OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR OUR YEAR
>>63952874
why so mad did your father not give you your daily dose of dick?
>MORENO
3-2 inbound, share the money fucker.
MO
RE
NO
OLIVE SKINNED
>>63952796
This. Anyone who's still for religion deserves to be hung in public.
this does not slip
YOU BEAUTY
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This game is a joke. gg Liverpool
MORENO
O
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N
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OUR
U
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FOOKIN
O
O
K
I
N
YEAR
E
A
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ABLs LIERALLY BTFO
Where are all the ABLs?
>Saints
ABL BTFO
MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEENO
>>63952827
>celebrating war killing innocent human beings
*tips fedora*
MOREEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Southampton rolling over... or Jurgen is actually as good as we all thought he was.
CULT
KLOPPO
KLOPP
5 TIMES
>>63952833
But no we aren't you soft gobshite, we know were jarg
and this happening without coutinho, firmino, henderson, benteke
YEAR OF KLOPP
>can't handle the gegenpressing
KLOPPO KLOPPO KLOPPO
>2015.925
>still being ABL
>>63952924
>Anyone who's still for religion deserves to be hung in public.
>the problem is religion
*tips fedora*
>Origi claiming that
Emre Can was in my school class. Ask me anything.
The commentator just called Stoke Northern.
O I am laffin
GEHT KULT-KLOPPO IN EINE BAR
>>63952944
dont talk shit, you beat a couple of shit teams like sunderland and start talking about how this is the year you break into the top 4
>>63952948
reminder to all southampton fans that this is probably like our third team
>can't stop the klopp
>can't diverto the alberto
>can't budge the studge
>>63952967
Was he a nice lad?
How many more blows will ABLs have to suffer until they realize they're making the wrong choice? Be careful, anger and sadness can lead to caner, you're valuable as we speak.
Should we bomb Isis lads or nah?
>>63952933
Right here you smelly third worlder
>S'ton
>>63952967
are you gay?
>>63952967
Post pics of your class
SOMEONE POST THAT KLOPPO COPYPASTA PLS
LIVERPOOL
LIIIIIIIIIIIVERPOOL
>>63952967
Did he have sexy hair back then too?
>>63952987
Nah, half measures are a recipe for disaster. Either do a proper invasion or nothing at all.
Disgraceful
>Celebrating a win against memehampton THIS hard
I'm out
*flies away*
>>63952971
Anything north of Oxfordshire is northern
>>63952972
Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.
>>63952987
We should drop pig heads/pig blood on them. Cheaper and more effective.
would Klopp be good at playing Football Manager?
i think not, because his charm is obviously his best weapon.
>>63952975
I literally just said were shite you blind cunt
>>63952967
how come you went to school in turkey
>>63952987
Nah literally gains us nothing, its what isis want so they get more recruits.
>>63952957
it's actually 2015.923 you fucking pleb do it again and remember there are 365.25 days in a year and that it's 8:36 pm
>that try hard saints fan on the Anfield Wrap who said Southampton players are all better than Liverpools
>mfw he predicted 3-1
>mfw 1-3 already
>>63953005
>Pitch invasion in 95th minute
>>63952967
Did yo ever look at his cock in the locker room?
>>63953019
if you beat palace on monday i guarantee you and your retarded bitter mates will be talking about a top 4 finish, again
KULT
KLOP
IN
THE
BAR
grow fit
street fit
push fit
aooooaaahhhh
>>63952987
>bombing Syria
>good idea
pick 1 and only 1
>>63952933
Right here, savouring every moment knowing it will make the inevitable fuckup sweeter.
>>63953044
post fit
>>63952987
we should be leveling that place into one big car park
>>63953035
What show is that from?
>>63952987
already are, its just a formality
still a waste of money though
NEW THREAD FOR FUCK SAKE
>you will never get a bike for Christmas again
>>63953055
Dubs fit
>>63953065
you do it you lazy fuck
>>63953060
Britain at the bookies
>there are 'people' in this thread that dont rate sturridge
>>63952983
m8, what have you done
>>63953069
>he doesn't cycle
>>63952984
Yes, he was cool.
>>63953024
He is a proud German.
>>63953071
Thanks potato man.
>>63952987
Bataclan was just an excuse to go and kill Assad.
Kikes playing you like a fiddle.
Why do yanks always try to pronounce foreign words as if they're speaking that language? It sounds awful and cringey.
>>63953042
I guarantee we won't, all my mates are kopshites anyway. I've never seen Everton win fuck all, you think I'm optimistic about anything football related at this point. Palace will win anyway
Who's this semen demon?
>>63953080
Everyone rates him, its just if he can stay fit through till the euros.
>>63953080
>Two goals from shitty defending
>Will probably injure himself walking out of the dressing room at half time
New thread where
>>63953061
punching the jews outta southampton
Off for a half-time snack, lads. Want anything?
>>63953080
>There are posters in this thread that see blacks as people
>>63953102
Ray Hudson
>shithampton score shitty undeserved goal
>you idiots thought they were going to win
>>63953101
>>63953061
>>63953122
Einfach nur kultig
>>63953123
Tinny and a sausage roll m80 ta
>>63953123
Toast sandwich m8
who /kult of klopp/ here?
NEW THREAD
NOW
NOW
NOW
>>63953123
Toasted cheese and h sandwich la
>>63953131
*tips fedora*
THIS IS OUR YEAR LADS!
>3rd was actually Origi's goal
G O A T
>>63953123
20 deck of lambies pls m8.
>>63952043
So now beating Chelsea and City are things Liverpool fans are actually proud of these days? I thought they were inferior teams with all the >muh 5 CLs and the "lol Arab/russian money" debates..
Leicester have been in good form too does that mean they suddenly have a squad full of top players too?
Like I said, Liverpool is just pathetic these days, a faded club filled with literally who's overhyped to "top player" status.
>Le Klopp is bringing it home
>Lelverpool
where is the new thread?
>>63953145
see here
>>63953149
>>63953123
20 lb supers m8
>TFW your only hope of a trophy has been dashed and you don't even support memehampton
>>63953123
two battered sausages chips and curry sauce pls m8
>>63953168
Were you crying when you wrote this?
>>63953181
>she is already lying down, waiting for my seed
Nice.
>>63953176
>tfw you support memehampton and were expecting Caulker to do a slightly better job than Yoshida
>this kfc advert
Dropped, never eating that shit again.
>>63953168
and who have leicester beat exactly? a bunch of mongs like sunderland and watfor
>>63953123
Cornetto
>>63952940
He is actually very good
Its well known that every dortmund player under his control used to be a system baby first
Origi finally did it!
He'll play the next Newcastle game too tbqh lads
>>63953203
NEW
>>63953199
>>63953217
wew chad
>>63953199
>>63953217
>>63953226
3 threads ahahaha
>take 20 minutes to make a new thread
>two people do it the exact same time
Why is /sp/ so useless?
>>63953197
The blue (true) side of the Mersey is sorry for your loss
>>63952798
Are you upset??? Kill yourself m8y
>>63953252
3 threads...
Ooh ooh oohh ooh oh oooh oooh ooh oh x2
>>63952570
Full on betting boner now
>4-1
All those doubting bitches. WAT!
