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game today:
>2nd bundes
ksc - leipzig
(20:15 cet)
stammtisch and hummel a shit edition
>Ich habe eben am einen oder anderen Punkt eine andere Sicht von dem, was man sagen kann oder nicht!
mats hummels
helloooo?
Anime a shit
wow, we made it 1 post into the thread before diverting to offtopic, a new record
Good morning
>>63914153
see
>>63803331
>>63540725
>>63914176
yes? you just proved me right
>Denmark stops drinking
>economy contracts
>>63914219
hello
>>63914229
Good moin
>>63914155
and to you too
Kek
wie hoch verliert rb heute
>>63914284
i don't get it
>>63914838
>you will never join the x-men academy with mario gotze
I hope Yussuf Yurari gets back in his groove tonight.
>>63914863
what am i looking at?
Can HSV get CL?
>>63914926
next season maybe
>>63914892
Atalanta celebrating their victory over Roma. They have the 4nd official's board for some reason.
>>63914987
Good for them.
>>63915024
Yes. Especially Moralez. Look how small he is.
>>63914987
ah, okay. is the one in only his pants?
>>63914987
>4nd
Karl's Ruhe
>>63915299
Karl's Horst
den's mark
Tysk's Land
why are e-ink displays such a pain to get
Die Wirtschaftskrise in Griechenland lässt die Preise für Prostitution ins Bodenlose fallen, berichtet die „Times“.
Für eine Studie der Pantheon Universität seien die Daten von 17 000 Huren ausgewertet worden. Demnach scheinen zum einen die einheimischen Prostituierten osteuropäische Konkurrentinnen vom Markt gedrängt zu haben, zum anderen ging der Basispreis für 30 Minuten Sex von 50 Euro runter auf zwei Euro.
>tfw denbts getting paid through prostituion
U F F E
Sorry buddy, I was wrong about you
>>63916089
Three former Superliga players there bytw. Powerful.
>>63916089
Let's talk about Quentin Tarantino now. I will just sit back and listen
>>63915928
I bet the scientists are making heavy use of their database.
>>63916203
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>63916203
Do you mean Massimo?
>>63916203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moAZ3AsyhLU
I heard he has a foot fetish and a knob-like penis.
>>63916241
stop using an iPad
>>63916317
I'm posting from a computer right now. Just wanted to avoid confusion.
Pep contract extension when?
a tablet is a computer
>>63916395
you are a computer
>>63916395
They're big phones
>>63916433
exactly, we all are
i am glad you people finally start to realize this
>>63916449
phones are computers, too
right
yeah senpai, scale that shit up and you got yourself a tablet thats right
We're discussing phones now, not tablets.
hello where are the bundes?
you know, i dont actually like calling ANYTHING a computer
a much better word is "machine". we are machines. digital as well as analog phones are machines. different kinds of machines, but machines nonetheless. calling something a machine is entirely uncontroversial.
thats also the reason i only talk about "machine intelligence" and never about "artificial intelligence".
N E I N I
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Robots > machines
dont trigger me
i will not respond to this
Robots are machines that have a human appearance. Of course they are superior in the eyes of a biological man.
>Robots are machines that have a human appearance.
wrong
>Of course they are superior in the eyes of a biological man.
how so?
The human form appeals to us. Put a couple of eyes and an upturned mouth on a machine and they transform from a potential threat to a loyal friend.
denmark pls
pls
yeah alright
how does that relate to "Robots > machines"
its still a machine
machines have cogwheels and robots electic stuff
It's a machine at its basis, just like organic beings are made out of atoms.
The human elements make it a robot, like our soul makes us more than atoms.
>machines have cogwheels and robots electic stuff
no
>The human elements make it a robot
still wrong
> like our soul makes us more than atoms.
yeah i get it good job
i said i wouldnt respond and you made me respond
well done
once again a valid point of mine gets drowned out by your stupid antics
Thanks for the polite discussion.
>it's a Denmark acts oblivious to seem cute and encourage discussion post
>it's a Neinhold responds seriously despite that post
>Neinhold and Denmark "discussions"
that's literally not neinhold
18:05 spells the beginning of the nightly sports radio show.
Live commentary from OB - Esbjerg plus discussions and reactions to the weekend's games.
>>63916880
being new
>>63916935
ikr? they learn how to indentify neinhold eventually though
how to identify neinhold
You guys watching the Moskva derby too?
>>63917048
>Moskva
i don't even know what that is
>>63917072
MOCKBA
>>63917048
>Moskva derby
Aren't there like 5 Moscow teams?
>>63917309
Maybe
>>63917340
How can it be THE Moscow derby then? Surely it's just a Moscow derby.
>>63917369
The Moscow derby that is being played at this particular moment in time
>>63917423
There are 4 Moscow teams. That makes it one of 6 possible Moscow derbies. 12 if we're assuming who the home team is, makes a difference.
>>63917460
are u retarded?
>>63914024
That is a good anime OP
>>63917492
thanks
>>63917492
thank you
I put a lot of effort into it
>>63917529
?!?!?!?
>>63917567
don't do that
>>63917520
>>63917529
Whic one of you is really OP?
>>63914024
Shocking OP.
>>63917599
i am.
>>63917529 is just trying to make me angry
>>63917599
me
he is always taking credit
neinholdbot is truly on fire today
Karlsruher SC: Orlishausen – Kempe, Gulde, Stoll, Valentini – Meffert, Krebs – Yamada, Barry, Torres – Diamantakos
RB Leipzig: Coltorti – Klostermann, Orban, Compper, Halstenberg – Ilsanker, Demme – Kaiser, Sabitzer, Forsberg – Selke
>>63916271
How did he pour those bears so quickly!?
>>63916449
Saved
>>63916586
That's an Android. (they can also be phones (and big phones))
>>63917040
Well written, intelligent and angry postings.
shut up, pog
>>63918078
Don't forget all caps posts.
He toned it down in recent times though.
>>But perhaps members of the “NOlympia” camp simply failed to see the attraction of wasting new, huge sums of money on sport over a prolonged period of time with only questionable benefits for the locals, as Hamburger SV have been doing the very same thing so well already.
>>63918149
He hasn't made an all caps post in ages.
???
I thought android meant feminine men/masculine women
>>63918202
good one
>get into a police control
>end up serving as a boy toy for two officers
didn't think this day would turn out so great when i woke up this morning
>>63918355
Weak to be honest
What record did Bayern break? Club with the most plastic fans?
Are you guys looking forward to the women's handball world cup, starting on Saturday?
Denmark is hosting
>>63918507
yes i'll be looking forward to it starting on saturday
>>63918539
She's a girl
>>63918526
Clever girl
thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF8khJ7P4Wg
Friendly reminder that PSY released two new meme songs that will be repeated over and over and over again for the next months.
>>63918712
repeated where?
>>63918712
nah
>>63918712
I read PSV and was wondering what I missed
bayern could literally buy messi and ronaldo if they wanted to
>>63918751
But Messi and Ronaldo wouldn't want to go to Bayern
>>63918767
bayern wouldn't want messi and ronaldo at bayern
otherwise they would already be there
fuck leipzig desu
Are customers senile? Bayern was never on a level with Barca and Real. They weren't even on a level with big English clubs for most parts of the 00s. Maybe bottom of the top 10. Even Ribery wanted to leave for Madrid.
>>63918778
>bayern wouldn't want messi and ronaldo at bayern
Probably true.
>otherwise they would already be there
lol,no. If it was that easy, City and PSG would have signed them by now.
>>63918909
Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel listen to radio and read the Lügenpresse.
:)
>>63916089
based hradecky
Why doesn't Poulsen play for RB?
>>63919112
Selke is better
You know remember Chris Issak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHTAKPEK7PA
>>63919394
M8 are you coming onto me with this sweet guitar strumming?
Is he, dare I say it, elite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P8Ql58jT8E
>have to shower
>don't want to
fuck showering
Paul Kalkbrenner - 7 (2015) FLAC
>>63919587
What is it with VW and dodgy business deals?
>>63919607
I remember being 12, just throw a tantrum and your rents will leave you alone, maybe .
Fanisk
>>63919645
How is he doing at Inter? Is he another Shaqiri?
>>63919662
I'm not sure really. I've not watched Serie A this season.
>>63919655
Noontide is literally top 5 BM album of all time.
>>63919639
I have two of her songs on my phone. Sie Liebt Mich and Tief.
I rarely skip them
>>63919677
2 goals in 11 matches, no assists, 800 minutes played. What do you think
>>63919707
Not great by the stats. Inter are doing well though.
>>63919722
Maybe Roberto Mancini isn't shit after all
>>63919703
Cool
Leipzig have scored
Make Germany great again.
>>63920045
>The Last Unicorn
>tfw it's Christmas soon and this will be shown on German TV again
>>63920081
>you will never be based Schmendrick
these feels they do not heal
Go to bed Kevin, you have Hauptschule tomorrow
>>63920118
but mooooom
why don't you have to get up early to work
YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAIN
>Karlskeks getting bulled
Is Marcel Sabitzer going to be the star of the Euros?
>>63920304
Good
>>63920364
We will see
>>63920364
No, the Austrian NT is too weak.
>>63920467
I think they could be the dark force team.
youtube.com/watch?v=vgPyZGzqUuk
l-lewd
>>63921039
Us Germans are not allowed to watch the YT Bundesliga channel... ;__;
Occasional reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gtIoKWAwDk
>>63921127
Is lahm the most important player of the last 10 years?
>>63921232
I don't know. He's one of the best though.
>>63921232
Of course.
>>63921062
Neither can we, or the Austrians. Fucking Bild.
>be german
>have an efficient day at work
>come home
Have refugees gone to far this time?
>>63921786
*too
>>63921703
>That Poldi tattoo
4711% Kölsche Vollasi :_:7
>>63921232
A liability at this point.
Bayern should offload him to United or something.
All those Olympioniken qqing about muh Hamburg
Tasty tears desu senpai
>>63922656
This desu. They couldn't have held olympics in the muslim caliphat of Haramburg anyway.
>>63922656
>Try to build a new "Philarmonie" for 77mil€
>Turns out it costs 790mil€
>"If our calculations are correct Olympia will cost us 7,5bil€".
>"No srsly guise we mean it!!!"
ugh
>Mit viel Körpereinsatz haben fünf Fans der Frankfurter Eintracht den Kampf um einen Kasten Bier deutlich für sich entschieden. Mit diesem hatten es sich vier Mainzer Fans am Samstagabend in einer Regionalbahn von Wiesbaden nach Aschaffenburg gemütlich gemacht, als die Frankfurter vorbeikamen und sich aus dem Kasten ein Dutzend Flaschen abgriffen. Die Mainzer sprachen sich gegen diese Teilung aus, was die Frankfurter mit Schlägen und Tritten konterten und sich anschließend defensiv in ein anderes Abteil zurückzogen. Als die Polizei sie am Darmstädter Hauptbahnhof festnehmen wollte, stellte sich heraus, dass die Adlerfreunde bereits in Weiterstadt ausgestiegen waren. Gegen sie wurde ein Ermittlungsverfahren wegen räuberischen Diebstahls eingeleitet.
gotta go to work now
>>63930681
>tfw should already be on my way
>tfw verpennt and haven't finsiehd my coffee yet
based gleitzeit 2bh
Offenbach - Kassel tonight
>BILD VfB Stuttgart @BILD_VfB Nov 29
>Borussia Dieb-mund: BVB-Fans präsentieren Fahnen, die sie den VfB-Ultras geraubt haben #schäbig #BVBVfB
Shittgart on suicide watch
>>63932435
How did they get these in the first place?
>>63932445
According to CC someone broke into their storage room in 2010.
http://www.cc97.de/ultras-ohne-ehre-feinde-unserer-bewegung/
>>63932452
>ultras-ohne-ehre-feinde-unserer-bewegung
Sounds like the name of a political "Kampfschrift" written in 1920s.
>>63932435
>>63932452
>ultras will never not be narcissists who care more about their image than the club they "support"
>not being an ultra
Why do casuals even watch football if they don't have strong feelings for their club. They should watch handball or tennis instead
>drugged water
>homophobia
>klitschko mafia
>jesus
lel whats wrong with this guy
>>63932694
>knocks out a nerd
I see nothing wrong with this.
>deleting the Christmas thread
baka mods
I could see Rasmus Falk ending up in the Bundesliga in January.
>>63932725
Any relation to Columbo?
>>63932739
He's his son
>Schwerer Unfall im Eintracht-Training Flum per Hubschrauber in Klinik
>http://hessenschau.de/sport/fussball/eintracht-frankfurt/eintracht-profi-flum-per-hubschrauber-in-klinik,flum-110.html
„Die Kniescheibe ist weg“ Zitat von Eintracht-Trainer Armin Veh
>>63932755
who's flum
>memearrowing links
I always read "Badstuber" in a Trappatoni accent.
I wanted to emphasize Armin Veh's quote, so I greentexted the less important parts.
I'm sorry that this triggered your autism.
>Don't worry about it
Not (You)ing your shitposts.
>>63932882
about what
The biggest leagues should give us a Christmas gift calendar in December.
Every day from the 1st to the 24th there should be some special game. Keep a somewhat normal schedule during the weekends, but maybe on a Wednesday when there's no CL we could have Schalke-Dortmund or Sunderland-Newcastle.
>>63932974
southampton - liverpool tomorrow
>>63932978
That was quick
>>63932985
my dad works for the premier league
slut
>2015
>working
who are you trying to impress
Shocking anime op
>>63932882
>>63932918
ABOUT WHAT!!!!!!!!
>>63932004
>lockers in the background, so probably a dressing room
>four single tables squished together instead of one massive table
>no drinks
>no food
>cheap chinese light bulbs instead of quality indonesian candles
>5 clones
>3 nobodies
>being this poor
Have you guys opened your Adventskalender yet today?
>>63933381
my mum sent me a home-made one on saturday, but it hasn't arrived yet :(
>>63933419
Ugh that's unhygienic, now nobody can eat that cake anymore.
calm down, denmark
>>63933437
Just because he's black? Fuck off racist, there is no home for you in /bundes/.
>>63933448
>this guy
>>63933437
>white ppl
shaking my head to be honest family
>>63933409
>sweat pants in smart look
>bland black shoes with an eye catcher on front
>groomed fingernails
>decent hat
>bland, casual black top with a hood in case you need to cover your head or you need a little cushion for the back of your head when resting
>classic guitar
>anno 1900 ambiente
>fucking luftballons
>bayern flag
>white teeth
good stuff despite the poor cable management
>>63933419
>having to eat cake
the absolute worst
>>63933530
The footballers probably hate attending these fan club christmas parties more.
>>63933428
based
>>63933631
this
Krampus a GOAT
>Austrians behind German proxies trying to shill their primitive barbaric rituals
>>63933428
is that in africa?
>preißn
s m h
Newcastle are looking at Okotie and considering a move for him in January. They had scouts in Paderborn when he scored a hat trick.
>>63933289
>>63932882
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>>63933954
Yes I read about that earlier. I don't know why that other Danish poster thought it deserved its own thread.
>that other Danish poster
That's right.
split personality doesn't count as "other"
19:09 Echte Liebe
Nur der BVB
>you will never watch amelie with bundesliga
>You have been banned from /sp/ for posting >>63935175, a violation of Rule 1:
>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to sports.
>Your ban was filed on December 1st, 2015 and expires on December 4th, 2015 at 13:36 ET, which is 2 days and 23 hours from now.
>3days for "yes hello?"
>>63935236
>you will never watch bundesliga with amelie
dear mod, this is all offtopic too
please delete
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>>63935287
Only one (You)... I have to shitpost harder.
"yes hello" is bundes related. Hardly off topic.
I will retire and watch the City or Everton game.
>>63935315
Wait, there's football on today?
Haha Reus plays Atletico Madrid tonight
>>63935331
>>63935365
Wooooow, and PSG playing as well right now, what a night of football
>>63935358
this joke has been overdone
>>63935385
Objection.
>dank nugs showing up in captcha
DUDE 420 LAMO
