game today:
>2nd bundes
ksc - leipzig
(20:15 cet)
stammtisch and hummel a shit edition
>Ich habe eben am einen oder anderen Punkt eine andere Sicht von dem, was man sagen kann oder nicht!
mats hummels
helloooo?
Anime a shit
wow, we made it 1 post into the thread before diverting to offtopic, a new record
Good morning
>>63914153
see
>>63803331
>>63540725
>>63914176
yes? you just proved me right
>Denmark stops drinking
>economy contracts
>>63914219
hello
>>63914229
Good moin
>>63914155
and to you too
Kek
wie hoch verliert rb heute
>>63914284
i don't get it
>>63914838
>you will never join the x-men academy with mario gotze
I hope Yussuf Yurari gets back in his groove tonight.
>>63914863
what am i looking at?
Can HSV get CL?
>>63914926
next season maybe
>>63914892
Atalanta celebrating their victory over Roma. They have the 4nd official's board for some reason.
>>63914987
Good for them.
>>63915024
Yes. Especially Moralez. Look how small he is.
>>63914987
ah, okay. is the one in only his pants?
Karl's Ruhe
>>63915299
Karl's Horst
den's mark
Tysk's Land
why are e-ink displays such a pain to get
Die Wirtschaftskrise in Griechenland lässt die Preise für Prostitution ins Bodenlose fallen, berichtet die „Times“.
Für eine Studie der Pantheon Universität seien die Daten von 17 000 Huren ausgewertet worden. Demnach scheinen zum einen die einheimischen Prostituierten osteuropäische Konkurrentinnen vom Markt gedrängt zu haben, zum anderen ging der Basispreis für 30 Minuten Sex von 50 Euro runter auf zwei Euro.
>tfw denbts getting paid through prostituion
U F F E
Sorry buddy, I was wrong about you
>>63916089
Three former Superliga players there bytw. Powerful.
Let's talk about Quentin Tarantino now. I will just sit back and listen
>>63915928
I bet the scientists are making heavy use of their database.
>>63916203
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>63916203
Do you mean Massimo?
>>63916203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moAZ3AsyhLU
I heard he has a foot fetish and a knob-like penis.
>>63916241
stop using an iPad
>>63916317
I'm posting from a computer right now. Just wanted to avoid confusion.
Pep contract extension when?
a tablet is a computer
>>63916395
you are a computer
>>63916395
They're big phones
>>63916433
exactly, we all are
i am glad you people finally start to realize this
>>63916449
phones are computers, too
right
yeah senpai, scale that shit up and you got yourself a tablet thats right
We're discussing phones now, not tablets.
hello where are the bundes?
you know, i dont actually like calling ANYTHING a computer
a much better word is "machine". we are machines. digital as well as analog phones are machines. different kinds of machines, but machines nonetheless. calling something a machine is entirely uncontroversial.
thats also the reason i only talk about "machine intelligence" and never about "artificial intelligence".
N E I N I
E
I
N
I
Robots > machines
dont trigger me
i will not respond to this
Robots are machines that have a human appearance. Of course they are superior in the eyes of a biological man.
>Robots are machines that have a human appearance.
wrong
>Of course they are superior in the eyes of a biological man.
how so?
The human form appeals to us. Put a couple of eyes and an upturned mouth on a machine and they transform from a potential threat to a loyal friend.
denmark pls
pls
yeah alright
how does that relate to "Robots > machines"
its still a machine
machines have cogwheels and robots electic stuff
It's a machine at its basis, just like organic beings are made out of atoms.
The human elements make it a robot, like our soul makes us more than atoms.
>machines have cogwheels and robots electic stuff
no
>The human elements make it a robot
still wrong
> like our soul makes us more than atoms.
yeah i get it good job
i said i wouldnt respond and you made me respond
well done
once again a valid point of mine gets drowned out by your stupid antics
Thanks for the polite discussion.
>it's a Denmark acts oblivious to seem cute and encourage discussion post
>it's a Neinhold responds seriously despite that post
>Neinhold and Denmark "discussions"
that's literally not neinhold
18:05 spells the beginning of the nightly sports radio show.
Live commentary from OB - Esbjerg plus discussions and reactions to the weekend's games.
>>63916880
being new
>>63916935
ikr? they learn how to indentify neinhold eventually though
how to identify neinhold
You guys watching the Moskva derby too?
>>63917048
>Moskva
i don't even know what that is
>>63917072
MOCKBA
>>63917048
>Moskva derby
Aren't there like 5 Moscow teams?
>>63917309
Maybe
>>63917340
How can it be THE Moscow derby then? Surely it's just a Moscow derby.
>>63917369
The Moscow derby that is being played at this particular moment in time
>>63917423
There are 4 Moscow teams. That makes it one of 6 possible Moscow derbies. 12 if we're assuming who the home team is, makes a difference.
>>63917460
are u retarded?
>>63914024
That is a good anime OP
>>63917492
thanks
>>63917492
thank you
I put a lot of effort into it
>>63917529
?!?!?!?
>>63917567
don't do that
>>63917520
>>63917529
Whic one of you is really OP?
>>63914024
Shocking OP.
>>63917599
i am.
>>63917529 is just trying to make me angry
>>63917599
me
he is always taking credit
neinholdbot is truly on fire today
Karlsruher SC: Orlishausen – Kempe, Gulde, Stoll, Valentini – Meffert, Krebs – Yamada, Barry, Torres – Diamantakos
RB Leipzig: Coltorti – Klostermann, Orban, Compper, Halstenberg – Ilsanker, Demme – Kaiser, Sabitzer, Forsberg – Selke
>>63916271
How did he pour those bears so quickly!?
>>63916449
Saved
>>63916586
That's an Android. (they can also be phones (and big phones))
>>63917040
Well written, intelligent and angry postings.
shut up, pog
>>63918078
Don't forget all caps posts.
He toned it down in recent times though.
>>But perhaps members of the “NOlympia” camp simply failed to see the attraction of wasting new, huge sums of money on sport over a prolonged period of time with only questionable benefits for the locals, as Hamburger SV have been doing the very same thing so well already.
>>63918149
He hasn't made an all caps post in ages.
???
I thought android meant feminine men/masculine women
>>63918202
good one
>get into a police control
>end up serving as a boy toy for two officers
didn't think this day would turn out so great when i woke up this morning
>>63918355
Weak to be honest
What record did Bayern break? Club with the most plastic fans?
Are you guys looking forward to the women's handball world cup, starting on Saturday?
Denmark is hosting
>>63918507
yes i'll be looking forward to it starting on saturday
>>63918539
She's a girl
>>63918526
Clever girl
thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF8khJ7P4Wg
Friendly reminder that PSY released two new meme songs that will be repeated over and over and over again for the next months.
>>63918712
repeated where?
>>63918712
nah
>>63918712
I read PSV and was wondering what I missed
bayern could literally buy messi and ronaldo if they wanted to
>>63918751
But Messi and Ronaldo wouldn't want to go to Bayern
>>63918767
bayern wouldn't want messi and ronaldo at bayern
otherwise they would already be there
fuck leipzig desu
Are customers senile? Bayern was never on a level with Barca and Real. They weren't even on a level with big English clubs for most parts of the 00s. Maybe bottom of the top 10. Even Ribery wanted to leave for Madrid.
>>63918778
>bayern wouldn't want messi and ronaldo at bayern
Probably true.
>otherwise they would already be there
lol,no. If it was that easy, City and PSG would have signed them by now.
Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel listen to radio and read the Lügenpresse.
:)
>>63916089
based hradecky
Why doesn't Poulsen play for RB?
>>63919112
Selke is better
You know remember Chris Issak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHTAKPEK7PA
>>63919394
M8 are you coming onto me with this sweet guitar strumming?
Is he, dare I say it, elite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P8Ql58jT8E
>have to shower
>don't want to
fuck showering
Paul Kalkbrenner - 7 (2015) FLAC
>>63919587
What is it with VW and dodgy business deals?
>>63919607
I remember being 12, just throw a tantrum and your rents will leave you alone, maybe .
Fanisk
>>63919645
How is he doing at Inter? Is he another Shaqiri?
>>63919662
I'm not sure really. I've not watched Serie A this season.
>>63919655
Noontide is literally top 5 BM album of all time.
>>63919639
I have two of her songs on my phone. Sie Liebt Mich and Tief.
I rarely skip them
>>63919677
2 goals in 11 matches, no assists, 800 minutes played. What do you think
>>63919707
Not great by the stats. Inter are doing well though.
>>63919722
Maybe Roberto Mancini isn't shit after all
>>63919703
Cool
Leipzig have scored
Make Germany great again.
>>63920045
>The Last Unicorn
>tfw it's Christmas soon and this will be shown on German TV again
>>63920081
>you will never be based Schmendrick
these feels they do not heal
Go to bed Kevin, you have Hauptschule tomorrow
>>63920118
but mooooom
why don't you have to get up early to work
YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAIN
>Karlskeks getting bulled
Is Marcel Sabitzer going to be the star of the Euros?
>>63920304
Good
>>63920364
We will see
>>63920364
No, the Austrian NT is too weak.
>>63920467
I think they could be the dark force team.
youtube.com/watch?v=vgPyZGzqUuk
l-lewd
>>63921039
Us Germans are not allowed to watch the YT Bundesliga channel... ;__;
Occasional reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gtIoKWAwDk
>>63921127
Is lahm the most important player of the last 10 years?
>>63921232
I don't know. He's one of the best though.
>>63921232
Of course.
>>63921062
Neither can we, or the Austrians. Fucking Bild.
>be german
>have an efficient day at work
>come home
Have refugees gone to far this time?
>>63921786
*too
>>63921703
>That Poldi tattoo
4711% Kölsche Vollasi :_:7
>>63921232
A liability at this point.
Bayern should offload him to United or something.
All those Olympioniken qqing about muh Hamburg
Tasty tears desu senpai
>>63922656
This desu. They couldn't have held olympics in the muslim caliphat of Haramburg anyway.
>>63922656
>Try to build a new "Philarmonie" for 77mil€
>Turns out it costs 790mil€
>"If our calculations are correct Olympia will cost us 7,5bil€".
>"No srsly guise we mean it!!!"
ugh
>Mit viel Körpereinsatz haben fünf Fans der Frankfurter Eintracht den Kampf um einen Kasten Bier deutlich für sich entschieden. Mit diesem hatten es sich vier Mainzer Fans am Samstagabend in einer Regionalbahn von Wiesbaden nach Aschaffenburg gemütlich gemacht, als die Frankfurter vorbeikamen und sich aus dem Kasten ein Dutzend Flaschen abgriffen. Die Mainzer sprachen sich gegen diese Teilung aus, was die Frankfurter mit Schlägen und Tritten konterten und sich anschließend defensiv in ein anderes Abteil zurückzogen. Als die Polizei sie am Darmstädter Hauptbahnhof festnehmen wollte, stellte sich heraus, dass die Adlerfreunde bereits in Weiterstadt ausgestiegen waren. Gegen sie wurde ein Ermittlungsverfahren wegen räuberischen Diebstahls eingeleitet.
gotta go to work now
>>63930681
>tfw should already be on my way
>tfw verpennt and haven't finsiehd my coffee yet
based gleitzeit 2bh
Offenbach - Kassel tonight
>BILD VfB Stuttgart @BILD_VfB Nov 29
>Borussia Dieb-mund: BVB-Fans präsentieren Fahnen, die sie den VfB-Ultras geraubt haben #schäbig #BVBVfB
Shittgart on suicide watch
>>63932435
How did they get these in the first place?
>>63932445
According to CC someone broke into their storage room in 2010.
http://www.cc97.de/ultras-ohne-ehre-feinde-unserer-bewegung/
>>63932452
>ultras-ohne-ehre-feinde-unserer-bewegung
Sounds like the name of a political "Kampfschrift" written in 1920s.
>>63932435
>>63932452
>ultras will never not be narcissists who care more about their image than the club they "support"
>not being an ultra
Why do casuals even watch football if they don't have strong feelings for their club. They should watch handball or tennis instead
>drugged water
>homophobia
>klitschko mafia
>jesus
lel whats wrong with this guy
>>63932694
>knocks out a nerd
I see nothing wrong with this.
>deleting the Christmas thread
baka mods
I could see Rasmus Falk ending up in the Bundesliga in January.
>>63932725
Any relation to Columbo?
>>63932739
He's his son
>Schwerer Unfall im Eintracht-Training Flum per Hubschrauber in Klinik
>http://hessenschau.de/sport/fussball/eintracht-frankfurt/eintracht-profi-flum-per-hubschrauber-in-klinik,flum-110.html
„Die Kniescheibe ist weg“ Zitat von Eintracht-Trainer Armin Veh
>>63932755
who's flum
>memearrowing links
I always read "Badstuber" in a Trappatoni accent.
I wanted to emphasize Armin Veh's quote, so I greentexted the less important parts.
I'm sorry that this triggered your autism.
>Don't worry about it
Not (You)ing your shitposts.
>>63932882
about what
The biggest leagues should give us a Christmas gift calendar in December.
Every day from the 1st to the 24th there should be some special game. Keep a somewhat normal schedule during the weekends, but maybe on a Wednesday when there's no CL we could have Schalke-Dortmund or Sunderland-Newcastle.
>>63932974
southampton - liverpool tomorrow
>>63932978
That was quick
>>63932985
my dad works for the premier league
slut
>2015
>working
who are you trying to impress
Shocking anime op
>>63932882
>>63932918
ABOUT WHAT!!!!!!!!
>>63932004
>lockers in the background, so probably a dressing room
>four single tables squished together instead of one massive table
>no drinks
>no food
>cheap chinese light bulbs instead of quality indonesian candles
>5 clones
>3 nobodies
>being this poor
Have you guys opened your Adventskalender yet today?
>>63933381
my mum sent me a home-made one on saturday, but it hasn't arrived yet :(
>>63933419
Ugh that's unhygienic, now nobody can eat that cake anymore.
calm down, denmark
>>63933437
Just because he's black? Fuck off racist, there is no home for you in /bundes/.
>>63933448
>this guy
>>63933437
>white ppl
shaking my head to be honest family
>>63933409
>sweat pants in smart look
>bland black shoes with an eye catcher on front
>groomed fingernails
>decent hat
>bland, casual black top with a hood in case you need to cover your head or you need a little cushion for the back of your head when resting
>classic guitar
>anno 1900 ambiente
>fucking luftballons
>bayern flag
>white teeth
good stuff despite the poor cable management
>>63933419
>having to eat cake
the absolute worst
>>63933530
The footballers probably hate attending these fan club christmas parties more.
>>63933428
based
>>63933631
this
Krampus a GOAT
>Austrians behind German proxies trying to shill their primitive barbaric rituals
>>63933428
is that in africa?
>preißn
s m h
Newcastle are looking at Okotie and considering a move for him in January. They had scouts in Paderborn when he scored a hat trick.
>>63933289
>>63932882
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>>63933954
Yes I read about that earlier. I don't know why that other Danish poster thought it deserved its own thread.
>that other Danish poster
That's right.
split personality doesn't count as "other"
19:09 Echte Liebe
Nur der BVB
>you will never watch amelie with bundesliga
>You have been banned from /sp/ for posting >>63935175, a violation of Rule 1:
>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to sports.
>Your ban was filed on December 1st, 2015 and expires on December 4th, 2015 at 13:36 ET, which is 2 days and 23 hours from now.
>3days for "yes hello?"
>>63935236
>you will never watch bundesliga with amelie
dear mod, this is all offtopic too
please delete
>>63934225
>>63934086
>>63934054
>>63934023
>>63933986
>>63933933
>>63933763
>>63933381
>>63933387
>>63933289
>>63933170
>>63933162
>>63933150
>>63932918
>>63932896
>>63932882
>>63935287
Only one (You)... I have to shitpost harder.
"yes hello" is bundes related. Hardly off topic.
I will retire and watch the City or Everton game.
>>63935315
Wait, there's football on today?
Haha Reus plays Atletico Madrid tonight
>>63935365
Wooooow, and PSG playing as well right now, what a night of football
>>63935358
this joke has been overdone
>>63935385
Objection.
>dank nugs showing up in captcha
DUDE 420 LAMO
>immobile being bullied at sevilla
;_;
>>63935777
>neuer
>>63935777
>Ginter looking like he wants to absorb that child's soul
>>63935807
Ginter always looks like that.
>>63935777
Obama is such a cool dude. He looks like the only one who is genuinely happy to be there. I can't remember if I've ever seen the guy not smiling.
>>63935796
kek, Durm looks like the devil. Someone paint a tail and trident into the picture.
I love mongolian women they should imigrate here in exchange for niggers/muddies emigrating.
>>63935847
Is Ginter the baseste... basdes.. basie.. basedest Bundesliga player?
>>63935757
>>63935777
>>63935796
These kids look like they expected a good team to come visit them.
>>63935972
>>63935972
This desu. They all tought Selke, Sabitzer and Forsberg would swing by.
>>63935953
that's a kazakh m8
ROYCE
where is everyone?
>>63936108
Gearing up for Stoke v THE MASSIVE
>>63936141
tyne-wear derby?
can someone explain the bayern customer meme to me
thanks
>>63936269
Okay but only if you explain to me how Kraft Dinner tastes like.
>>63936424
it's to real food what 4chan is to actual social interaction
>>63935287
>3 (You)s
meh
>>63936022
Good evening.
>>63921039
What would their fusion name be?
wew
>>63937426
Literally what am I looking at, Denmark?
where the fuck is cheeen
>>63937510
who is cheeen
>>63937490
Alaba and some rappers
>>63937550
Aha... guess I've become out of touch with the youth.
>>63921062
>>63921665
I feel bad for you. That's why I turned the video 'Top 10 Open Goal Misses of All Time - Embarrassing Fails' into webms.
Oh god I feel like shit
>>63937534
Just the best trip to ever bless us with his presense on this board.
>>63937887
How is that only no.10?
>>63937981
>his
>Idrissou spielt Champions League auf PS3, die ganze Nacht, von 12 bis 8
That was a good countdown.
Thanks Denmark.
>>63938033
Wasn't it PS2 at the time? Oh and I really thought Kuba would be #1.
>>63938119
Elite fashion sense.
>>63937960
>you now realise that's Hitz applauding the save from the sidelines
>>63938217
Mein Neger
>>63937733
Goalkeeper is shite. That was pretty central.
>>63937947
>>63937887
>>63938060
kek
Where are the Junior Malanda misses?
>Nach übereinstimmenden Medienberichten muss der FC Sevilla BVB-Leihgabe Ciro Immobile (25) für 11 Millionen Euro fest verpflichten. Inklusive Leihgebühr kostet der Angreifer dem spanischen Klub demnach 14 Mio. Euro Ablöse. Ob Immobile auch 2016 für den aktuellen Europa League-Sieger aufläuft, erscheint nach neuesten Berichten dennoch fraglich. Nach Informationen der regionalen Zeitung „La Voix du Nord“ hat LOSC Lille den italienischen Stürmer als möglichen Neuzugang für die Winter-Transferperiode auf der Liste. Offenbar haben sich die Franzosen schon nach einem Transfer des Ex-Dortmunders erkundigt.
>"Just transfer my shit up famalam"
>>63936783
something blond nigger something
>>63914024
What episode was this again????? I forget.
What does /bundes/ think of Hertha and it's fans? Would they rank among Germany's finest, like in top 5?
>boreball
http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/01/president-orders-mauritania-cup-final-to-go-to-penalties-in-63rd-minute-as-he-was-getting-bored-report-5536715/
>>63944039
no
>>63944039
My impression is that most Hertha fans come from the Berlin outskirts & Brandenburg.
>>63935738
Is this true?
>>63947686
We have a saying that goes: "If it smells like dogshit everywhere you go, check your own shoes first!"
>>63947753
I'm not familiar with that saying
>in my uni's computer lab
>guy sitting next to me browsing 9gag while listening to Imagine Dragons
>earlier he tried to talk to me about Dota and made fun of someone he knows for paying for Apple Music because hurr YouTube exists and has all music
>also he scolded the girl next to him for using IE
>>63947686
Yes, they are also trying to get rid of him.
The guy is clearly doing something wrong.
>Der Ex-Leverkusener Renato Augusto (27) gilt beim FC Schalke 04 als Kandidat für einen Winter-Transfer. Dies berichtet die „Sport Bild“ am Mittwoch. Demnach strebt der Brasilianer, aktuell bis Dezember 2016 bei Corinthians Sao Paulo unter Vertrag, eine Rückkehr in die Bundesliga an.
>„Ich habe immernoch das Ziel, nach Europa zurückzukehren. Am liebsten nach Deutschland und zu einem Verein, der international spielt. Schalke wäre eine gute Idee“, zitiert das Blatt den 27-Jährigen.
Why does he hate himself so much?
>>63948244
tip your fedora towards him to see if he tips his back
>>63948244
That's literally how 12year olds behave.
>>63948252
He probably studies CS. A lot of CS students are on the social intelligence level of a 12 year old.
>>63948258
how do you study counter strike?
>>63948265
nice
>>63948247
Schalke pays high salaries.
http://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussball/bundesliga/1512/News/kevin-grosskreutz-galatasatay-verlassen-heimweh.html
>>63948344
top kek
>>63948344
Would like to see him in an EffZeh jersey, but he's probably going to Liverpool anyway.
>I'd love to see this shitty player who has a shitty personality on my team
>>63948376
>Keffin
>shitty personality
He's white trash.
Do you believe there are more Danish posters than me now???
Mads Laudrup is retiring from football. 2016 will be the first year since 1962 without a Laudrup playing top flight or professional football.
Gary Neville to Valencia. Interesting.
>>63948511
Last week there was another Danish poster, it literally gave me a headache.
>>63948265
First Semester:
- aim_ak_colt
- de_dust2
- setting up quake sound mods on server
- hijacking config
>>63948376
If he's helping the team, why not?! The bayern squad is full of cunts and they're winning match after match.
>>63948616
>helping the team
you're right
considering how shit Köln is even someone as bad as Großkreutz might improve the team
he can also supply the Köln fans with döner to throw so they don't have to throw their own shit anymore
>>63948624
Correct. Although compared to last season Köln is doing okay atm.
>>63948639
they've been mediocre and they managed to win against leverkusen with some luck
>>63948753
All true. But being mediocre can be seen as a compliment for a well known "Chaos-Klub".
>>63944039
ylilauta pls go
>>63948753
20 points after 14 games is good for a team like Köln. What are you expecting? 25 points and third in the league?
>>63948794
That's what Köln fans expect.
>>63935959
at least he looks like a villain
>>63948882
I don't think he'd make a good main villain. Maybe the top henchman.
>>63948892
With Dr. Mario "The Madman" Götze as the main villian.
No, Mr Ginter. I expect you to cross!
>>63948892
you mean like henry rollins in heat?
Apparently alongside corruption, and the upcoming elections, FIFA will also discuss FC Büsingen's acceptance as a DFB member. Seems kind of funny that they're talking about something so small, while such big things are going on.
>>63949510
I know what you mean but Fifa are a football organisation after all
ring ring
>>63949650
Sure, but it just seems like this is the kind of thing that some lower part of FIFA could handle, instead of the executive committee. They're basically just asking to be given the same privileges as Vaduz, and be allowed to simultaneously be part of two associations.
>>63948889
>those armpits
hnnnnnnnnnnngh
>>63949657
yes hello?
>>63949657
Hallo?
>>63949716
hello this is anon, are we watching liverpool tonight
>>63949719
sorry, wrong number
>>63949723
yes hi
maybe
>>63949729
there's nothing else on plus we would make united kingdom happy by watching and commentating on it
>>63949742
hmm okay, bye
*clang*
>>63949723
>sorry, wrong number
I have the biggest dick ITT.
>>63949867
>gloats about being a prime target for penis bandits
>having a dick
gross
>gross
ugh
Franck Ribéry has given testimony in international prostitution network case
According to French magazine Closer, Bayern Munich winger Franck Ribéry was heard as a witness in an international prostitution network case on the 26th November.
Five years after the infamous Zahia affair, Franck Ribéry has been involved in a new case relating to prostitution.
The Bayern Munich man was quizzed by the authorities last month relating to a fresh case surrounding an international prostitution network.
On the 26th November, the former French international was summoned by the BRP faction of the French police, in charge of prostitution cases, to be heard as a witness as part of a preliminary investigation into an international prostitution network which has been ongoing for 8 months at the request of Paris prosecutors.
While Ribéry from the hearing without any charges being brought against him, he was forced to explain the presence of an escort girl at a party.
According to the report, Ribéry gave a friend of his, a former footballer, a budget of €15,000 to spend on bringing girls along to supplement the evening’s entertainment. A dozen escort girls allegedly accepted the offer to spend a weekend in Munich.
What Franck Ribéry allegedly failed to realise though was that his friend had actually only offered each girl €500 each for the whole stay, an amount that they considered insufficient to do anything more with the player other than accompany him to the party.
Franck Ribéry was released without charge. However, the investigation continues and some of the girls who were approached have already been heard by the BRP. One of them, according to the French magazine, was 17 years old at the time.
is this /BUNTE/?
>>63948794
a place in the top half
>>63949976
absolute madman
>>63949976
>What Franck Ribéry allegedly failed to realise though was that his friend had actually only offered each girl €500 each for the whole stay, an amount that they considered insufficient to do anything more with the player other than accompany him to the party.
Should have imported Greek prostitutes >>63915928
The pains of liking Hoffenheim are real
>>63950142
I'm relieved they sold Vestergaard so I could stop being a fan of them.
>>63950142
Lost all respect for you. Never post your shitty goal webms in /bundes/ again!
>>63949976
he literally did nothing wrong
>>63950157
I still like Volland so I'm still hanging on.
>>63950167
Don't be like that Hans
lurking other boards right now~
>>63950302
which ones?
>>63950311
/ck/, /diy/
>>63950335
>>63950335
>>63950311
/hm/, /lgbt/
Watching biathlon world cup from Östersund right now
>>63950404
Moon + Popeye = Asuka
>>63950416
Sounds boring
>>63950432
It's not
>>63950453
It is.
>>63950453
Have fun then
>>63950456
No
>>63950460
Thank you
>>63950465
DELETE THIS
>gähnemark doing boring stuff
hm
>>63950505
Confit de canard
Bayern.vs.Dortmund.1516.1stHalf.720p50.Footballars.mkv
>>63950518
Yes
>>63950522
>mkv
no thanks
Ole Einar Bj⌀rndalen
>>63951108
>these fucking autists are playing "guess the anime" in my /bundes/
>>63950416
me too!! the norge guy who's like 40 won
Why the fuck did my post explaining who flum is get deleted?
>>63951226
I believe you are talking about >>63950726
>>63951233
DELETE THIS
Looks like Hareide will be announced this week.
>>63951306
What's Hareide?
>>63951362
Åke Hareide is the Norwegian head coach of Malmö FF.
A lot of red cards tonight
Bogdan, Randall, Skrtel, Lovren, Moreno, Can, Lucas, Allen, Lallana, Origi, Sturridge
>>63951521
Sturridge to "bag" a "brace" tonight, mark my words.
>>63951530
Skrtel with another screamer
>>63951521
klopp has lost the plot
what the fuck is that line up
>>63951521
>>63951530
>>63951569
>>63951579
>mfw the lads are givin it bifters and win this worthless cup
>mfw klopp put a winner mentality into their heads
>mfw it provides the confidence boost they needed to win the league
>>63951598
Boss tha'
>>63951625
So Gary Neville at Valencia, huh? Who saw that coming?
>>63951650
i did
>>63951658
You must be a barrel of laughs.
>>63951650
They should have hired Mister, but with Lim as owner I guess T-Bag makes sense
tell me about yourself
>>63951706
A saying used to describe a person who says something thats sorta funny but not like really. It is generally used nowadays in a sarcastic context.
>>63951718
it's alright
i got home late laste night
Big interview with Hojbjerg in Kicker tomorrow.
>Die Fußball-AG des Bundesligisten Hamburger SV beklagt einen Rekordverlust. Wie die Norddeutschen am Mittwoch mitteilten, schrieben sie im Geschäftsjahr 2014/15 ein Minus von 16,9 Millionen Euro. Damit erwirtschafteten sie zum fünften Mal nacheinander einen Fehlbetrag.
>Laut „NTV Spor“ steht Kevin Großkreutz bei Galatasaray Istanbul vor dem Abschied. Der Ex-Dortmunder soll seinen Wechselwunsch am Mittwochmorgen gegenüber Trainer Mustafa Denizli geäußert haben. Als Grund habe er Heimweh genannt – in der Folge wurde der Sommer-Neuzugang vom Training freigestellt.
>Magath to Japan
Any other funny news?
>>63951779
not even H̶o̶p̶p̶ I mean Kühne can save them
top lel
>>63951718
I'm afraid of showing emotions because my uncle died when I was 9 and he was the only one who ever was something like a father to me and who I followed blindly. I don't want to get emotionally attached to anyone anymore because my subconscious tells me I don't want to be disappointed ever again in that manner so I lift weights to make me look like I'm untouchable when in reality I'm an emotional weakling who cries during pretty much every movie.
>>63951839
did he touch your funny place?
only 7 more minutes until kickoff
Am I the only one who's ready for some Liverpool football?
this is so going to end with a total of five goals
>Shitverpool
i'm loling at this
>>63952135
Yeah, because it's Liverlel, right?
>>63952159
liverpool is the team i like the most in england, but this was just cheap defending
Another goal from Julian Green tonight. Time for Pep to start looking his way?
>>63952248
who would he even replace on the bench
>>63952304
I don't know.
>5 word essay about science due in two weeks
>havent started
how fucked am I
>>63951718
i really, really like the sensation of vomiting
>>63951521
why is he resting player? his next game is against newcastle
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>>63952443
Exactly
>>63951530
You did good
>dat Liverpool - Dortmund broship
ty
>be American
>get shot
>>63952443
so how was your day?
LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL
>this guy who "supports" Liverpool now solely because of Klopp
disgusting
Pray for me bros, I don't want to get shot
Klopps year by the way.
Time for bed
>>63952950
I am that guy
Who /Leberbecken/ here?
>>63952885
not good
>>63953021
life goes on
that can pass on the first goal though. I guess you can say he can pass
>>63953054
I guess
>>63952985
Don't you own a gun?
>>63953004
Das Leberbecken Fühl
>>63953437
No, I fight like a real man
>>63953685
With a katana?
YOU CAN'T STOP THE KLOPP
>>63953821
Arsene is working on the pdf as we speak
>stealing classic bundes jokes for English clubs
don't do that
You can't tell me what to do
wish I had some opiates right now 2bh
Get the fuck out of here, /bundes/ is straight edge!
>>63954220
>not having a stock for when pharmacies are closed
what are you guys doing?
>>63954261
>/bundes/ is straight edge!
Denmark gets drunk almost daily.
>>63955108
eating kornflakes with strawberry milk and drinking rum while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hgJXWC1tiE
also i'm writing a loveletter to pierre-emerick aubameyang (no homo)
mum
i'm bundes
>>63955319
hi son
>>63955108
laughing at Real
>>63955484
Why
>>63955319
It's ok.
We still love you, honey.
>>63955627
>Real Madrid kam am Mittwochabend in der Copa del Rey zu einem 3:1-Auswärtssieg beim Drittligisten FC Cadiz. Doch ungeachtet des Resultats im Rückspiel in zwei Wochen ist stark fraglich, ob die Königlichen tatsächlich den Achtelfinal-Einzug feiern dürfen. Denn Coach Rafael Benitez setzte in der Partie einen nicht spielberechtigten Spieler ein.
Deustchbros, can any of you tell me what the fuck nichtfallibilistischen means? Trying to read a philosophy book and I can't find a translation for this anywhere. It's by swiss guy though, so that could be why I can't find a translation.
Full sentence is 'Der Begriff der Indoktrination wird normalerweise über den nichtfallibilistischen', so indoctrination is normally understood as _______?
>>63955902
not conforming with Fallibilism
non fallibilistic
dont read 40 year old philosophy books you fucking tool
its worthless. do literally anything else and your time is better spent.
>>63955319
bunda > bundes
>>63956052
>not reading 2000+ year old philosophy books
>>63956052
you sound pretty spooked freund
yeah im fucking spooked every day looking at hairless apes such as yourself not getting with the fucking times and happily making themselves dumber 24 fucking 7
>>63955902
I'm guessing infallible.
>>63956020
Ah, I'm a fucking moron. Thanks man.
>>63956052
>Literally from 2015
Rustled much fräulein?
>praktische Philosophie
i fucking doubt it
second time this evening i got triggered by this shit
>>63956230
what do you like to read?
>>63956230
Philosophy of Education to be specific, nothing to get too upset about bruh. Grab a beer or something.
well that just takes the fucking biscuit
night
>>63956252
he likes Stanislaw Lem
>>63956052
u r dumb 4 real famalam
/aco/
ugh
hello?
>>63962408
yes hello
>>63955819
Real is bigger than the rules
sadly
I saw benzema interview on prime time tv yesterday. Benze looked sad, but he also looked like he was lying. I hope he'll come back to the Nt tho, fuck giroud and gignac. He will also be back with ben arfa. Too bad Ribery and Nasri are out of the nt, those four are the new horsemen of the apocalypse
>Die FIFA-Affäre geht in die nächste Runde. Berichten der New York Times zufolge, die inzwischen von der FIFA bestätigt wurden, wurden mehr als ein Dutzend Personen im Luxus-Hotel Baur au Lac in Zürich im Zusammenhang mit den Ermittlungen wegen organisierten Verbrechens, Geldwäsche und Betrugs festgenommen. Darunter sind die beiden Vizepräsidenten, CONCACAF-Boss Alfredo Hawit (Honduras) und CONMEBOL-Chef Juan Angel Napout (Paraguay). Entsprechende Berichte bestätigten gut informierte Kreise dem kicker. Demnach hat es auch in Südamerika weitere Verhaftungen gegeben.
The FIFA model - 200 different nations with equal power - is a clusterfuck and is never going to work without corruption. If I were in charge I'd say fuck this. Split it into smaller bodies, only keep like 30 of the biggest nations around. The others have to organize themselves through their continental organizations.
>tfw you realize this thread lasted 4 days
>>63963519
thats because i only made four or five post in it
>>63963680
same
>>63963440
http://jungle-world.com/artikel/2015/29/52342.html
Gonna go running now.
I expect a new thread when I come back so don't let me down.
don't tell me what to do. YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL MUM
>>63964007
>>63964012
I'm back and extremely disappointed in you.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
>>63964424
haha
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