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15th machday
>friday
FC Schalke 04 - Hannover 96 (20:30)
>saturday
Borussia Mönchengladbach - Bayern München (15:30)
Hamburger SV - FSV Mainz 05
1. FC Köln - FC Augsburg
Hertha BSC Berlin - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
FC Ingolstadt 04 - TSG 1899 Hoffenheim
VfL Wolfsburg - Borussia Dortmund (18:30)
>sunday
VfB Stuttgart - Werder Bremen (15:30)
>Eintracht Frankfurt - SV Darmstadt 98 (17:30)
>top 4 showdown on Saturday
>Draxler fit for the matchday
>Stranzl and Ribery back in training
>verbal agreement by Müller to extend contract until 2021 making him the highest earning Bayern player
>'sexist' footballer Kerem Demirbay made to referee girls' match
>St. Pauli rescinds request for TV-money redistribution
>Javier Hernandez now has 10 goals in his last 7 games across all competitions for Bayer Leverkusen
>Ribery caught up in party/prostitution scandal
>Schalke finally terminate Boateng's contract
>Hummels lashes out in light of recent criticism
>de gay
>de gay
Good OP. Could have done with some anime.
>title picture includes Bayern and Wolfsburg
No sorry, I won't be posting in this thread.
>>63964611
>>63964665
I'm sorry.
I tried my best.
>this op
HGU
>>63964611
Kill sweden
>>63964549
Bayern is not allowed in bundes
make a new thread
>>63965076
This is /bundesliga/
>>63965084
>This is /bundesliga/
make a new thread
is this the official /bundes/ thread?
so since this is obviously a fake thread, where is the real bundes thread?
>>63965857
on /r/germansp
Bayern über alles
>>63965862
stop posting this fat cunt
stop posting
start posting
Why are you guys bullying my OP?
;_;
>>63966313
coz it's shit
>that one guy who prefers anime shit over the current OP
>one
>guy
>OP getting snarky
You already crossed one line, don't cross another one!
>>63966477
This was not me!
>>63966420
Why not both?
>>63966591
Amine isn't soccer related, are you really that mentally deficient?
>>63966591
I don't care for anime, but someones autism got severely triggered by the OP.
>/a/ needs to go out of my bundes
>>63966651
fuck off, fatty
Ugh... Anime made football popular!!!
>>63966651
>>63966651
you're not soccer related
>>63966785
>Muschida
fuck off /a/
you guys can't into sports
>>63966785
>>63966756
>>63966749
triggered
>>63966785
>get the fuck away from neuer
thats goat territory
>red star 93 is unironically 5th of Ligue 2
>>63966785
>>63966928
>>63966986
>being a neuer fag
kahn will always be superior
>>63967115
Is Sliti elite?
>>63967196
maybe the best one
keep in mind these guys were amateurs/part timers 2 or 3 years ago
feels weird that the club I spent most of my youth playing in gets so much bandwagon today
also Palun is good but he already had professional experience (was a recurrent player at Nice last year)
>unironically liking Neuer
Absolutely disgusting.
>>63967151
He looked like a man when he was 12
>>63967404
Supporting Schalke does that to you.
>>63967410
>Schalke
>>63967471
DELETE THIS
>>63967254
>>63967297
Do you still go to some games?
Played with any of the guys that are in the team today?
night
>>63967997
sweet dreams neinhold
>>63967997
sleep tight
>>63967883
sometimes when they're playing at home against the top tier of Ligue 2
I stopped playing club football at 14 or so, but no I never saw any of my old teammates at any games I went to
>>63966475
what did he mean by that?
Good night.
>>63968772
Alright.
/bundesliga/ - My personal chatroom
>>63969314
Hey, mine too. :)
>>63966475
>the cheeky little grin that says I'm laughing now but if you don't fix it I will punish you
>>63967471
UNA VELA
>>63969847
What's done is done.
>>63969847
ever see an uncircumcised dick? its fucking disgusting.
maybe we should all stop severing our umbilical cords? or go back to running 8 hours a day in order to track down a deer..
>>63969847
Wew, that's pretty rude. Why did he do this and why didn't you stop him?
>>63969905
Thanks for looking out mr jew
>>63969916
They did it so i wouldnt re produce
>>63966475
taktical genius
>>63969905
>its fucking disgusting.
>caring about the aesthetics of dicks
All dicks look weird. Why try and polish a turd?
>>63970319
>uncircumcised beta male confirmed
Bavaria is not Germany
>>63966475
Me on the danceflor.
>>63970982
>those schnellficker asihosen
German bros, what do you guys think of Volland?
He seems pretty solid every time I watch him and can't see why a bigger team hasn't bought him yet desu
>>63970530
Who else thinks Muller's banter is overrated?
>>63978571
here
Jara is the banter king of the bundes
>>63969277
Nobody goes to bed like this.
>>63979738
i do
Hey so chicharito was named player of the month. Was it really deserved? I dont watch the bundaleague so I wouldnt know. Whats the average german fan's opinion on him?
>>63980450
They're trying to milk his presence like crazy to draw Mexican fans, desu. No fucking way he's player of the month unless you're trying to push some agenda
>>63981181
he scored 10 games in the last 7 games (not only bundes though) and overall he's been consistent you imbecile
>>63981340
10 goals*
Good morning.
>>63981340
>>63981419
>tf
>tt
Why even bother responding?
why is he so perf
>>63971629
Good post.
>>63976944
He enjoys playing at Hoffenheim and that's why I don't like him.
>>63980450
They benched Fießling, so Leverkusen must be happy with him. But hands down, he also missed 2 or 3 sitters which cost Leverkusen some points.
>>63981717
what a plain looking guy
>>63981830
I want him in the EPL.
I think he's so wasted at Hoffenheim.
Then again, given how much Firmino went for I can imagine he'd go for a stupid amount and putting other teams off him.
>>63981902
If he wants to stay in the Bundesliga, some club is going to pay €10-20m for him. If he wants to move to the PL, they can ask for more, but not as much as for Firminho. Firminho was an upcoming Selecao player, that puts him in a different price category for foreign clubs.
The Superliga head coaches have named AaB's Lukas Spalvis as the best player of the Hinrunde.
I would not be surprised in the slightest if we see him playing in Germany already from January.
>>63981972
True.
I'd be surprised if he doesn't want to get off the sinking ship of HMS Hoffenheim desu.
He's still only like 22 right?
1992:
Denmark fails to qualify for the Euros behind Yugoslavia and the referendum on EU membership ends up with a 'no' majority.
2016: ???
>>63982000
He's 23.
Also, nice trips.
Apparently Yakin and Tami are both candidates to take over at Stuttgart, with Yakin being one of the preferred candidates.
>>63982798
Who's Tami?
>>63982831
Pierluigi Tami. He's the current manager of Grasshoppers/ former manager of the Swiss U21s that came second in the 2011 U21 Euros.
>>63967254
Red star paris is the unofficial club of /trb/
Where is my post about snacking the v-ching chong?
>>63983154
que?
Who is the best player in the Bundesliga?
Wolfsburg will DESTROY Dortmund
>>63983283
I am.
>>63983283
Thiago Alcantara
>>63983283
Robben
>>63983283
Hint: He plays for Bayern München.
>>63983293
I actually agree and I hate Bayern with all my heart. When he's fit and in good form he's one of the most complete players out there.
>Für David Alaba (23) ist die Bundesliga-Hinrunde vorerst gelaufen. Dies bestätigte FCB-Coach Pep Guardiola: „Die Verletzung ist doch groß. Wir sind ein bisschen sauer!“ Alaba fällt mit einer Kapselverletzung im Sprunggelenk mindestens bis Januar aus.
>>63983286
Get the fuck out of here you drunk slut.
>>63983335
Mind translating that senpai?
>>63983371
>For David Alaba (23), the Bundesliga season so far has gone for the time being. This was confirmed by FCB coach Pep Guardiola: "The injury is still large. We are a bit sour! "Alaba falls with a capsule injury in the ankle at least until January from.
>>63983371
'David Alaba has the potential to become the best centre back in the world' says Pep Guardiola
>>63983371
For David Alaba (23) is the Bundesliga-Toround beforefirst run. This confirmed FCB-Coach Pep Guardiola: „The injury is though big. We are a little bit sour!“ Alaba falls with a capsuleinjury in the jumpjoint atleast until January out.
>>63983377
>>63983400
Thanks brahs
>>63983377
The google translator is weird.
>Für David Alaba (23), die Bundesliga-Saison bisher für den Augenblick verschwunden. Dies wurde von FCB-Trainer Pep Guardiola bestätigt: ".! Die Verletzung ist immer noch groß Wir sind ein bisschen sauer" Alaba fällt mit einer Kapselverletzung im Sprunggelenk mindestens bis Januar aus.
>Far gone for David Alaba (23), the Bundesliga season for the moment. This was confirmed by FCB coach Pep Guardiola: Alaba falls with a capsule injury in the ankle at least until January of "The injury is still large, we are a bit sour.".
etc.
>>63983406
Wew lad, I tried to be funny and did a word-by-word translation and you just say "Thanks".... Is our /bundes/ English really so bad?
Why are they so perfect?
>>63983467
Nah, just wasn't sure if yours happened to be a bit rusty and I got the gist of it.
>>63983488
no homo??
>>63983488
Bayern really is a "special" club.
>>63981340
>chicharito
>consistent
Doesn't mean much when Leverkusen's play results in 10 goals per side every matchday
>>63983283
Alex Meier
>>63983283
reus
Is Chicharito getting popular in Germany?
Is he hated for being Mexican?
>>63983554
Are you mad because Americans fail in Bundesliga and a Mexican doesn't? He delivers, he is likable and gives the league a popularity boost. What's your problem, it's not like he won the ballon d'or.
>>63983610
So long as he performs he will be liked. Being Mexican is irrelevant.
>>63983639
There are plenty of successful Yanks in the Bundes. Fabian Johnson is top tier.
>>63983610
>Is Chicharito getting popular in Germany?
Yes
>Is he hated for being Mexican?
Why should he? This isn't the US Pedro.
>>63983639
Not upset, just amused. All the Bundesliga's shit on Chicharito feels so forced.
Case in point, this article titled "Wow, Mexican player scores six goals!"
He's not bad at what he does, I simply think there were better candidates for player of the month
>>63983654
>Fabian Johnson is top tier.
He's good but calling him top tier is a bit exaggerated.
>>63983610
>Is he hated for being Mexican?
are you kidding? its Germany...
MIGRANTS WELCOME!
is this the designated feels thread
>>63983686
>being this mad that immigrants are coming to someone else's country
Time for all non DDACH+Scotland posters to go back to /int/
>>63983675
It's from Bundesliga.de. Give them a few statistics and they'll write you an article.
>>63983675
>Wow, Mexican player scores six goals!
Where does the title say this?
>>63983654
> Fabian Johnson
> 3 goals so far
Nobody cares
>>63983689
No this is the /animu+occasional posting about football/ thread.
Denmark
Deutschland
Albania
Chile
Hungary
Brazil
USA
Australia
Sweden
England
Algeria
Slovenia
Yanks
>>63983837
>>63983850
if you're not on this >>63983823 list, you have to leave
>>63983857
That's not what DDACH means.
>>63983857
>Wanting Albania and Hungary in here
You dun goofed
Yankland
America
New World
KKKapital
Stars and Stripes
DT⌀S
>>63983895
classic
>>63983870
yes it is
>>63983823
>>63983837
>>63983850
>>63983894
quality posts
do you even know what "⌀" is?
Hjulmainz is the bookies' favourite as next head coach of Malmö.
>>63983940
what's the difference between "ö" and "⌀"?
It's the 27th letter (not counting w)
>>63983952
One is a Swedish letter, the other is Danish and Norwegian.
i know
i know i've let you down
>>63983959
thanks
>Macht Sebastian Rode (25) im Winter den Abflug? Nach „Express“-Informationen steht der Mittelfeldspieler des FC Bayern München kurz vor einem Wechsel zu Ligakonkurrent Bayer Leverkusen. Demnach legt die Werkself für Rode 8 bis 10 Millionen Euro auf den Tisch, um den Defensivmann in der kommenden Transferperiode fest zu verpflichten.
Schmidts high pressing game should suit him perfectly.
>>63984034
Jurgen pls
Bomb: Admits matchfixing in Superligaen
Five Germans admitted on Friday to have manipulated two matches in Superligaen.
The Germans admit to have paid an FC Vestsjælland player 450.000 DKK to affect the results of FC Vestsjælland - Esbjerg on November 1st 2014 and FC Copenhagen - FC Vestsjælland on February 22nd 2015.
Vestsjælland lost the matches 1-4 and 2-0.
As those two instances of fraud took place outside of Germany, the prosecution didn't involve the FC Vestsjælland player, and he remains unnamed.
http://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/fodbold/dansk_fodbold/superligaen/bombe-tilstaar-matchfixing-i-superligaen/5858304
https://youtu.be/WPmDVRtxRVY?t=4m23s
rudi völler and calli are so based.
I close my eyes
Only for a moment
And that moments gone
>>63984141
There must have been some large bets placed. No wonder they got caught.
>>63983837
My greatest ally brazil
time for beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdVT_sicAaw
meme
>>63983719
both of those things are STRONGLY linked with feels
hannover will win today
>>63984487
A draw. Maybe.
Get a name so I can filter you, Bazischwein.
>>63984487
i won't be watching :)
>>63984534
Lazio-Juventus or Ipswich-Middlesbrough instead?
>>63984141
So you're saying there actually is money to be made in danish football?
>>63984564
Uh yeah, the top top players earn around five million a year. Not too shabby eh
When it comes to Danish football I really like the scientific aproach of Midtjylland
>Fr 04.12. 20:30 FC Schalke 04 - Hannover 96
>>63984797
04+96=100
Nice round number
Going to listen to AGF - FC Midtjylland from 18:00.
>>63984870
CUTE
@BSchweinsteiger Thank you all for voting me player of the month. Your support means a lot to me!
>>63985400
Kiss me.
>>63985465
BACK OFF
haha time for 60
>>63985166
Badstuber to Liverpool?
I want to have sexual intercourse with most of you.
>>63985166
Degenerates + Badstuber.
>>63985678
i'm fat desu
>>63985733
>most
>>63985678
ugh, no thanks
>>63985841
oh yes
>pad3rdbundes
is the club elite now?
>>63986198
which one?
Still a while to go before Schalke - Hannover, but already a fitness blow for the visitors. Forward Uffe Bech has nerve inflammation and is OUT.
>>63986231
THE club
nürnberg
>>63986231
dä Glubb
>>63985678
Are you cute?
>>63986272
never heard of it
Schalke: Fährmann, Riether, Höwedes, Matip, Aogo, Geis, Goretzka, Meyer, Sané, Choupo-Moting, Huntelaar
Hannover: Zieler, Sorg, Marcelo, Schulz, Albornoz, Sané, Schmiedebach, Gülselam, Karaman, Andreasen, Sobiech
AGF won 2-1
>>63986697
most likely a fixed result
>>63986764
That's the smart assumption about any game that involves Kim Aabech
>>63986262
There goes the one reason to watch the match
vaginas are disgusting
>>63986879
true assholes are more visually pleasing
>>63986879
Homosexual detected
>>63986851
Looks like a baboon's ass
the girl is pretty ugly. But that might just be because of the angle
>>63987081
pretty sure it's jessie andrews
>ex porn star
>house music
hah...
>>63987107
damn she's really ugly
>>63986320
stream?
i would use firstrow but i don't want to turn off adblock
>>63987166
it's already over
>>63987166
google "sky go"
hello I am home now
where are the posts about the bundes?
>>63987208
>Schalke
>>63987208
helloooooooooooooo!!!!
Why did Tobi stop posting?
Was he just Herman on a proxy?
>>63987208
>>63987234
Hello
>>63987208
My best friend, Johannes' brother, died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. /bundes/ is his favourite place. I'm gonna build him a stadium.
You don't have to be a memer to be an Earth Rocker. Neinhold's an Earth Rocker.
My other best friend, Denmark, is drinking again; she's back in rehab for her sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.
I'm sick of the bullshit, sick of all the shit. I don't go out anymore, because I hate every motherfucker; I don't care what they're up to. Four years, I wasted, sipping on drinks at the bar, chit-chattin' with fuckin' nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit, not gonna take any shit from anybody.
I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Emily wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked - she would've spouted some memes and probably gone to jail. She's got a big mouth.
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.
Payback's a bitch, motherfucWOOOAAHH OOOAAAAHHH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED
WOOOAAHH OOOAAAAHHH WASTED AND WOUNDED
WASTED AND WOUNDED!
>>63987243
heyy!!
>>63987238
Why did Herman stop posting?
Was he just Johannes on a proxy?
Where is Scotland?
>>63987238
He did not. He has his German flag back.
>>63987246
You've had a roof time of it.
>>63987280
Quote a post of him ITT.
tobi hat computer-verbot
>>63987199
oh ?
>>63987204
doesn't support google chrome :(
>>63987293
I cannot. He posted in the previous thread
>>63987336
rojadirecta.me
>>63987293
see here
>>63987293
>>63987279
A small town in northern England
>no Denmark
>no Scotland
>barely any France
Might as well go to bed.
Meyer should learn from Geis how to take a hit
>>63987411
You forgot
>no jeff
>>63987411
I'm not watching
>>63987427
>jeff
i'm glad my bullying made that fucker leave desu
>>63987477
Kill youself.
Sahne is improving all the time
>>63987477
He should come back. Being bullied was only bad thing he did
>dat pass to Huntelaar
>Huntelaar
>>63987640
You're looking good, Tobi
>>63987748
h-hi
>>63987411
>schalke v hannover
>>63987786
So how was your day?
>>63987829
what's up?
Do we know why all these Johannes Ausländer are shitting up our German thread? Are they actually interested in the league or do they just want to be the special snowflake once in their life?
>>63987820
better than average
>>63987748
>>63987855
>>63987829
>>63987759
Ugh
Fuck off, you sluts
why are you so mad
>>63987948
What exactly made the day better than average?
>>63987948
How is Paris now?
Still noticably more police?
>>63987955
>ugh
shit gimmick to be fair
>>63987941
I'm a refugee
>>63987941
im watching this second half cause juve lazio isnt on tv and psg nice got a red card
so you can feel good about being my 3rd choice
>>63987981
What's for dinner?
Is this finally going to be the year Hangover get relegated?
They play like absolute shite.
>>63987974
It's a maymay, gramps! Ugh..
PENULTY
>>63988009
gonna treat myself to a nice steak, corn on the cob and white rice
any more questions??
lmao
>>63988018
I thought so but they have shown signs of life recently.
Also technically they can't be relegated this year.
>>63988034
That sounds fan fucking tastic. What's for breakfast tomorrow?
>It's a fatty conversation
Geis scored, btw
>>63988018
How has Frontzeck still not been fired, anyway?
Poldi scored a goal earlier.
>>63988058
Well you know what I mean.
They look really bad today.
>>63988059
hmm well it's a saturday so i think im gonna have a bit of a sleep in then i'll put on a pot of coffee, do some hash browns, fry an egg up and have a bagel. got to have your orange juice with your saturday breakfast too.
any more questions??
>>63988094
No more questions, you are doing good.
>>63988094
Do you drink the orange juice first or the coffee or do you take alternating sips?
>>63988086
>>63988137
well you noted two schools of thought on that matter but for my money the citrus of the orange juice sticks to your palate and will diminish the flavor of everything you eat afterward
so what i like to do is eat my breakfast and sip on my coffee and then enjoy my orange juice at a leisurely pace afterward before i do the dishes
any more questions??
>>63988210
how fat are you?
>>63987966
different stuff makes different days, but today itd about a girl
>>63987968
everything is back to normal. I guess there's way more police on patrol right now.
>>63988254
im 185 cm and 70 kg
so my answer to this query would be 'i am at a good weight for my height'
any more questions??
also i have a question is huntelaar still good or is his age catching up to him
>>63988084
i guess he has time until kiyotake comes back
there is nothing anyone could do at this point except maybe cherundolo for >muh heart
>Reif making weird breathing noises
every time
>>63988289
di matteo dulled his instincts, breitenreiter makes him work too hard
HUNTER
300
Time for the most dangerous lead.
>>63988289
I feel like his physical fitness was never his main asset as a striker so I guess he's as good as he ever was. I never really rated him honestly.
>>63988424
that was a nice finish tho got to give him that
Webm when
Not today
>>63988513
Why are you in Sweden?
>>63988449
Told you, m'senpai.
>Schalke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>63988522
Three day holiday
What a goal
>>63988465
still wasted 2-3 really good chances
Not really sure what's going on anymore (t)o (b)e (h)onest.
nvm
>>63988600
Nice.
Hope you enjoy yourself.
>>63988591
Spoke too soon.
>>63988615
hahaha looooooooooool what a picture
What time is everyone heading out tonight?
Alöh Zonn Maximöh
>>63988638
going to bed any minute now
>>63988682
she's talking about partying, going on the lash, visiting bars, getting hammered, meeting people/friends
>>63988752
>partying, going on the lash, visiting bars, getting hammered, meeting people/friends
sounds horrible
Which thriller should I watch?
>>63988818
big bad wolves or the secret in their eyes
night
>>63988818
Intacto
>>63988888
Digits confirm
just made a bundes squad on fifa, any players to look out for?
>>63988888
checked
Based Schalke fans
>>63988913
ure mum
>>63988913
Uffe Bech
>>63988913
Tim Wiese
>>63988888
wew lad
>>63988913
sven bender is literally the best cdm in the game
>>63989034
Got him and gustavo in rotation
>>63988913
I haven't played 16. Reus is usually one of the best bundes players.
>Knut Kirchers son's favorite club is Dortmund
>he still gets to ref their games
why even live
>>63989830
whä äre thäre sä mänäy ä's än thä titäl
>>63989830
>RealFeel®
>>63989895
because its mongolian
<blog>
Just watched a BBC documentary about China's wildlife
</blog>
>>63990134
>those black earrings
this trend needs to stop
>>63990100
you're welcome
>>63988913
gianluca
What a great collection of matches today
>>63995387
go back to bed
>>63995387
name three decent matchups
>>63995582
swansea - lester
valencia - barca
arnhem - psv
ring ring
>>63996200
yes hello this is anon, what matches are worth a watch today
>>63996208
I'll give it to you straight: None of them
>>63996184
yes hello?
>>63996221
ok, bye
>>63996254
sorry wrong number
>sorry wrong number
you will suffer
*hangs up*
What's for breakfast, everyone?
>fatty posting before noon
>>63996294
what's the medicine for
>>63996365
I don't like fish so I eat it in liquid form captrued in a tasteless shell
>>63996365
My ADHD and autism medicine.
>>63996294
>dat protein
we bulkin now breh
>>63996294
>drinking a cup of peanuts with breakfast
do germans really do this?
>>63996380
oh. why are you eqting lunch at breakfast though
>>63996391
you don't drink them. You pick them with your hand one by one
>>63996396
Fish can be eaten all day
>>63996406
not only about fish. all your plate looks like something you could eat for lunch
>>63996380
wait that's your picture? why do you eat this much?
>>63996388
Not bulking, just want big cums.
>>63983283
other than buyern? Draxler or Rues
>>63996425
>Reus
good meme
>>63996425
>Draxler
good meme
>>63996422
You're just gonna get fat like that. Might as well start lifting and get big.
Roommate is wondering why Schalke is >Schalke, what do I tell him?
predictions for today?
I feel like Gladbach will win
>>63996419
No. Because I like to eat and I lift heavy weights four times a week so it's okay and this is also not much in a caloric perspective, but in the eye of the spectator.
>>63996481
0-5 because all the wingers can feel Franck Riberys breath in their neck and try extra hard today
>>63996485
>No. Because I like to eat and I lift heavy weights four times a week so it's okay
My friend lifts (for years now, he's a real muscle head) and even he doesn't eat that much.
>>63996460
Tell him of the magical Mythos vom Schalker Markt.
>it's a "Johannes trying to push one of his memes" post
>winter break
Remember Juan Bernat? Lol.
>>63996795
Still the better part of 3 matchdays to go. Winter break starts at the end of this matchday here.
>>63996810
dfb cup, champions league
>>63996803
yes
>>63996795
>tfw Kekmany will never know the joys of festive Football
There is nothing comfier than watching Football on boxing day (December 26th)
Enjoy tending to your refugees Hans lmao
fuck yeah schalke
>>63996294
What is that white stuff in blue bowl?
>>63965862
>fötze
please put your trip on Basti
>>63996890
cottage cheese kind of stuff
>>63996898
like a crowd at Anfield
where is everyone?
>Gary Neville in charge of Valencia
>>63996936
I wish
reus a shit
>>63996941
doing saturday morning stuff
>>63996948
What did he do?
>>63996958
Took job.
Is Gary Neville.
First game is against Barca.
>>63996957
oh right. I see.
>>63996962
>20:30 Valencia ? - ? Barcelona
Oh we are soo going to watch that as a collective.
>>63996962
gary won't take charge until after the barca game, which means that phil will be in charge of the game today
>>63996898
>Sane covering his ears
Cute :3
Schwolow - Föhrenbach Kempf Höhn Torrejon - Grifo Abrashi Höfler Frantz - Petersen Philipp
>>63997016
who?
>tfw its matchday
>>63997029
Freiburg
>>63997054
What are they wearing?
>>63997091
clothes
>>63997107
XDDD
>>63997169
>hello I am mad
The fucking Bauern-picture-spamming customer ITT makes everyone mad on purpose. He needs to leave.
>>63997186
Why are you getting made?
just found one euro on my way back home from rewe :)
who will win bundesligay?
>>63997174
you too?
>>63997202
Think about the person who lost it. He probably feels a lot worse about it than you feel good. Overall it's a welfare loss.
>AGF have sacked Morten Wieghorst
They are literally worse than HSV and pre-Kloppo Liverpool combined. I love it.
>>63997202
Give it back - I lost a Euro on my way to rewe today!
>>63997204
Augschburg of course. Stupid question.
>>63997220
Are these names and teams even real or are you making them up?
ugh, i forgot to buy pepper
>>63997224
no :P
>>63997244
Århus Gymnastikforening. They will almost certainly replace Wieghorst with Glen Riddersholm.
>Gymnastikforening
>having to buy pepper
>buying pepper at a grocery store
>not buying a pack of whole pepper seeds that lasts two years
who /dortmund/ here?
>>63997248
Have some salt too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMBh8P1m9Wo
>>63997261
>Verein für Leibesübungen
>>63997263
>"Shooot me"
>>63997262
>not stealing the tiny pepper and salt packages from the University canteen
>>63997291
>using already shredded pepper
This 2bh famalam.
>>63997295
Not having your own pepper plantage where you employ Langzeitarbeitssuchende from Sachsen-Anhalt too give these low life scum and their offspring a perspective in life again.
>plantage
>shredding pepper yourself
What am I - a proletarian?
>people are so bored by buyern that even poop is trying to hype the gladbach game
lel
>>63997347
well, bayern is missing many players. that increases their chance of losing by a whole 1%
>>63997263
the fuck?
where is that from?
>>63997327
i don't think it's possible to grow pepper in germany.
>>63997440
Dann geh doch dahin, wo der Pfeffer wächst
>>63997446
hehe
Can I grow pepper on my window bank? How does pepper work?
>>63997489
pretty sure it's unemployed
>people unironically think that pepper grows on plants
Oh I am laffin...
>>63997522
This is a learning proccess. We are trying to gather informations right now.
pepper is crystallised horse shit that stayed too long in the dirt
>>63997703
The more you know....
>citeh
>citeh
Arnautovic and Shaqiri combo
7' Arnautovic M. (Shaqiri X.)
15' Arnautovic M. (Shaqiri X.)
BuLi > PreLi
Where is Scotland? I miss him.
>7' Arnautovic M. (Shaqiri X.)
>15' Arnautovic M. (Shaqiri X.)
Thank you, bundes!
Why do things like those happen to >citeh right now could never happen to Bayern?
Feels like this happens to >citeh in every second match nowadays.
>>63997912
>>63997937
Where is Austria?
>>63997910
>>63997912
Two of the worst memes the Bundesliga ever had.
>>63997921
Didn't she go out last night? Probably a little early yet.
>>63997912
I didn't see your post. Sorry for copying.
>>63997945
City is a pile of full of mercenaries
>>63997220
>implying hsv is bad
Just kill yourself already.
>>63997912
>>63997937
>>63997968
Plastic fans please kill yourself.
>>63997945
I'm not sure. Kompany has got his shit back together and they are missing him. Maybe some unchemistry between Otamendi and Demichelis.
>>63997999
>implying they are good
kek
Hi, guys
I woke up in the night to watch Bundes
>>63998027
that's not a very smart thing to do
>>63998027
What's for breakfast?
>demichelis
>good
there is a reason why we sold him
>this one guy who thinks Hamburg won't into Europe
>>63998027
Could've slept for another 1 1/2h
>we
>>63998027
Hello to Mutoo
>>63998027
> in the night
It's 10pm
that's evening
Who /der schöne Bruno/ here?
>>63997967
>>63997999
>>63998015
>>63998102
>HIV guy is here
fuck
kill yourself already
are wintersports /asp/?
>>63998148
yes
I have prayed to Jesus and he told me that Bayern - Gladbach will end in a draw
Aue will win
>>63998139
Buttmad Bremer Hurenshohn detected
face when citehs defense is non-existing
>>63998157
Gladmong will BTFO Bayern
>>63998178
still shellshocked by vollgas futbol
>>63998160
Cake?
>arshitovic
Wow
Aufstellung FC Bayern:
Neuer - Benatia, Martinez, Lewandowski, Rafinha, Alonso, Boateng, Lahm (K), Vidal, Müller, Coman | ^M.Hörwick
>>63998157
Please no
If Pep does leave at least he left Coman and Costa
>>63998301
Costa?
Einwechselspieler: Ulreich - Ribery, Kirchhoff, Rode, Badstuber, Kimmich
>>63998301
oh my god
>>63998340
>Kirchhoff
>>63998031
I know, but I can't all night
>>63998035
hot chocolate
>>63998039
yep, but I can hardly wait in the bed
>>63998059
Hello, Swedensan
>>63998098
Thank you for correcting
>hot chocolate
>>63998498
>>63998498
>>63998498
>>63998498
New Thread
>>63998212
I'm not Numbers, just an expert.
>>63968017
>manlet lead his team to 3 CL finals, 1 CL win and 1 WC win
>lanklet has been despised by English fans for years
When will they learn, right?
