ARZ:Arians confirms David Johnson is now No. 1 RB
NE:Pats: Gronkowski is officially week to week
ARZ:Cardinals place Chris Johnson on I.R./return
CLE:Josh McCown (collarbone) done for the season
DAL:Jerry: Tony Romo will be QB 4-5 more years
PIT:Tomlin disagrees, says Ben had concussion
CLE:Browns bring back WR(?) Terrelle Pryor
PIT:Big Ben confirms he did not suffer concussion
ARZ:Report: Chris Johnson out six-to-eight weeks
CLE:McCown suffered 'possible broken collarbone'
BAL:Ravens down Browns on blocked FG-turned-TD
CIN:Report: No structural damage in Eifert's neck
Chiefs
>>63946060
First for cowvoys
State your team and the team you like most from the other conference.
I'm actually curious about this but other posts like this have 5 or 6 other random questions.
Bengals are da bomb
Go Raiders!
Panthers are going 19-0 this year and there's literally nothing anyone can do to stop them.
First for rooting for a Muslim when your city got BTFO by Muslims.
>>63946097
>My team
Bengals
>Favorite team from the other conference
I actually have this strong apathy towards the NFC to the point were it's hard to watch games sometimes, because I really don't care
>>63946060
>not making this the thread op
>>63946124
I'm neither a Raiders fan nor chiefs fan
>>63946123
This. NFC teams are boring as fuck to watch.
>>63946124
>not this one
>>63946048
I meant to say that as if he's been shilling for that backfield despite the fact that he's an auburn fan.
You think someone who remembers fucking Felix Jones doesn't know where he went to school?
Anyway fuck everyone in the NFCE
>Irrelevant 'rivalries' featuring teams fighting for 2nd/3rd place the last half decade
>>63946144
i'm going to shoop this later so he is in space surrounded by stars
>>63946097
>FAILCONS
>currently Broncos
I love the D-Ware/Miller combo. They would bootyblast us completely. Trufant could probably play DT pretty well but not much can be said outside of that.
>>63946085
The chiefs are the worst fucking meme team in the AFC and I wish nothing but suffering and embarrasment for their fans.
Not even a fan of a rival afc west team.
>>63946142
>>63946123
> implying the panthers aren't the most fun team to watch in the NFL
Other than rushing for 100 yards it's almost impossible to tell what the panthers are going to do on any given sunday. Is Cam newton going to throw lasers for 5 tds? Or will he throw dragons all day to receivers who shouldn't (and wouldn't on any other team) be able to even catch th, yet somehow do? Or maybe he'll game manage while his defense catches more balls than the opposing team? Hell, maybe theyll take it easy for 3 quarters, keep it close and pull some cardiac cat shenanigans and win the game with 3 seconds left. I mean the possibilities are endless.
>>63946235
>>63946235
shhhhh
So watching Atlanta get BTFO so bad, I kind of have an idea of what it was like when General Sherman "visited" back in 1864
Go Raiders
>>63946097
Saints.
Team I like most after the Saints is the Packers. Don't really care about most teams from the AFC. I like the Texans because they're the next closest team to me and I wanna see them be successful as the youngest franchise, and I like a lot of their players. I find the Jets and Bills entertaining because of their scrappy defenses and I like Rex Ryan for the memes. And of course I enjoy laughing at anyone who gets beat by the LA Raiders or London Jagyuars. But that's about it, don't really have any fucks to give for the rest of the AFC.
>>63946263
this 2bh familia
DA TOXINS ARE DA SHIT
>>63946281
Texans suck dick
>>63946239
Idk why but unless the Ravens are playing at the same time I always make it a point to watch Seattle or Carolina games. Guess it's just because they play defense the way the Ravens used to and it's always fun to root for the underdog.
>>63946289
NO U
>>63946235
> Dez Bryant is elite, they said
> the cowboys will be saved when romo comes back, they said
> 1 point underdogs against a 3-7 team, they said
Never forget.
>>63946097
>broncos
>cards
dat bird
So legit question for all you college football white trash types, why is Alabama called the crimson tide yet their mascot is an elephant?
>>63946320
nice
Amerson was hot that game, will he be elite?
>>63946349
>white trash types
better than baltimore's rioting nigger types
>>63946330
DEZ bryant is coming off a broken foot you nigger and also romo tore his pussy like always
>>63946097
Titans
Arizona Cardinals because CJ2K plays for them. Also because i played with them a fuck ton in Madden 2008.
>>63946263
>broncos fan
>asomugha was always a problem
>every year
>have that kind of awed respect for him
I remember watching NFL top 100 and Brandon Marshall was one of the speakers for him. The shit he said was unbelievable
>tfw watching philly destroy his career and legacy
>>63946368
>david amerson is playing somewhere in the NFL
and he's doing good on the raiders. kind of shows how bad that team is.
>>63946384
>philly destroy his career and legacy
more like he destroyed the dream team, fuck him
>>63946384
I will always hate the eagles (and niners, somewhat) for that
>>63946368
goes against Maclin this week, "now do it again" type game
>>63946097
Panthers. I guess if I had to choose I'd go ravens or Bengals. I've always been a fan of strong defense and really loved the ravens back when they were the Patriot killers. Fuck have they had some bad luck lately though. Plus I'm always gonna root for my boy Smitty.
As far as the bengals go I've always respected the talent they've had for a while now, even though they somehow never manage to do anything meaningful with it ( which tbqhwyf is exactly what the panthers have done for too long). Plus, there's something extremely amusing seeing big black thugs get cucķed by a ginger.
>>63946370
>not realizing I'm white, upper class, Annapolis, Catholic master race
Just answer my question Cletus
>>63946387
The guy he replaced(D.J. "Hit after the catch" Hayden) wasn't very good, but its not like the secondary is winning any awards, yet.
Thanks btw
>>63946349
>Stanford Cardinal
>mascot is a tree
>Miami Hurricanes
>mascot is a duck
>Auburn Tigers
>mascot is a war eagle
AYYYYO 420 BLAYZZE IT NIGGUH LMFAOOOOOFFFF
threadly reminder that the philadelphia eagles will draft paxton lynch in the first round of the 2016 NFL draft
>>63946408
>Catholic
>masterrace
Sorry to hear about your anus pham.
>>63946349
T-town is mostly full of nigs such as I.
A pack of elephants is called a tide. Some old ass cracker said that one of Bear Bryant's team looked like a crimson tide. People thought it was bretty cool then it stuck.
>>63946448
Auburn > Alabama
TYBBOJACKSON
>>63946429
Poor kid, no one deserves that.
>>63946384
I miss him alot
>DJ Hayden
why you gotta be a bust
Is there a more kawaii mascot in sports? I don't think so.
>>63946465
Fuckin Samuel, coverage and big hitter, just not fair if he plays your team
Who is your teams most meme fan?
>>63946448
No fucking way. They came after the Ole Miss Rebels for being "racist" but they let that shit slide?
>>63946444
Enjoy your stay in hell protestant peasant filth.
>>63946475
>>63946122
Disgusting
>>63946475
Most overrated 11-0 mascot in sports.
But seriously it's cute.
Where are the good contributions?
How many broncos "fans" started following them when they sogned Manning? Is that why they're so desperate to think their backup scrub is elite? How many will jump ship when they realize he isn't?
>>63946263
Das it mane.
>>63946481
Samuel was kind of a route-jump babby tho. Give him a reason to bite and come up and you get over the top of him every time.
>>63946465
Fucking A, as great of a year as norman is having he still doesn't compare to those two. Wish I would have paid more attention to them to see just how dominant they must have been.
>>63946489
I actually liked Seattle's old jersey, why did they move to that meme shit they have now? Also they should bring back the neon green one, what did they use that for a single fucking game then retire it?
>>63946517
>Jesus
>A raider
Why would he let Al Davis live so long if he liked the raiders?
>>63946521
>Liking other team's uniforms
>Seattle illuminated puke green
>>63946492
>Hell
topkek, doesn't this mean you'll be getting a lump of coal from Santa for saying the H-word?
Also, don't you people believe that Satan automatically owns your soul once you've had a man inside your pooper? How does that work?
>>63946521
I own that exact jersey, actually. Shaun Alexander wore a huge jersey, btw. Can't agree with you on the neon green though. My favorite is pic related.
>>63946489
> so based even the team he roots for is undefeated
Is there anything this man can't do?
>>63946519
>he still doesn't compete with those two
Are we not looking at the same numbers?
>Wish I would have paid more attention to them to see just how dominant they must have been.
Is this b8?
>>63946528
Al Davis is the kind of owner the NFL needs nowdays tb.h but he lost his football smarts his last 10 years. Or the game evolved.
>>63946521
>>63946537
This, Seahawks need to go back to those 90s unis. So fucking cash.
>>63946349
Because when they lose it's like half the state is on their periods
>>63946489
Beiber or Samuel L Jackson
>>63946537
the NFL is so fucking gay for not allowing the seahawks to wear their throwbacks
pisses me the FUCK OFF
FUCK
GODDAMNIT
>>63946546
>lost his football smarts
Lost his mind period. He was senile m8. He was in diapers for his last 6-7 years.
>>63946533
Come one man, admit that that blue/gray of Seattle's old uni is pretty cool. Maybe I just like it because it matches my eyes...
>>63946534
Actually a Catholic can do whatever the fuck they want, and as long as you confess to it to a priest, all is forgiven. Once again enjoy your stay in hell atheist scum and don't forget to vote Hilary in 2016.
>>63946097
>my team
Bengals
>other team
Giants
I love the patriot killer meme, but back when they had an elite defense was the best.
>>63946099
Enjoy your annual first round exit bitch
>>63946519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sWU3S995oo
I thought it was brandon marshall. Been a while since i watched this. Brandon Lloyd presented it, but Marshall shows up a ton
>>63946565
>the NFL is so fucking gay for not allowing the seahawks to wear their throwbacks
You mean the helmet rule? Yeah, it sucks.
>>63946570
>he supports Hillary
>he really is a coon
>a polesmoking Catholic liberal coon
tfftbfhf
>>63946533
I'm just glad they didn't do a whole uniform of nickelodeon slime green for that retarded color rush thing.
>>63946583
I meant for you to support Hilary you atheist liberal scum. I'm voting for the God Emperor Trump.
>they will never team up again
F
>>63946097
>Team
Seahawks
>other conference team
I find myself rooting for the underdogs in the AFC south a lot. Colts have ran the division way too long.
>>63946595
>I'm not voting for the liberal fascist Hillary, I'm voting for the liberal trojan horse instead!
Seriously, what is your IQ, 60? 55? Jane Goodall says you animals are capable of tool-making. How, I can't imagine.
Does anyone remember the NFL : "moments of impact" tradition by position segment?
Raiders : Secondary
Cowboys : Defensive line
>Steelers : Linebackers
What are other team's tradition by positions?
>inb4 losing, choking, 4 owl losses
>>63946652
You don't really think anyone is actually, seriously voting for Trump do you?
Chiefs will beat the Raiders Sunday
Dubs and it's by double digits
>his teams backup QB didn't f*ck Taylor Swift
laff
>>63946097
>Team
Seahawks
>Other conference team
Ravens I guess. My no. 2 team is the bears to be honest. Solely for their mascot.
>>63946097
J E T S
kinda tough but i like the bears for their history and unis i guess
>>63946715
>Manlet gets a night when plain Jane singer
>nothing of value was lost
>>63946715
The Raiders will beat the Chiefs on Sunday
Dubs confirm TYBC
>>63946097
>muh team
Pats
>Team I like from opposite conference
Cardinals. Fitzgerald is that dude, really wanted Warner-led Cardinals to beat Steelers in the Owl, and Cardinals have the best red jersey that's not a throwback (Pats red is goat red jersey).
>>63946600
were you the one who i found pictures of nnamdi and woodson together for
>>63946567
I think the game evolved far from his vision, he kept looking for the fastest and biggest players but the league became more passer friendly and his agressive system couldn't work in the real world anymore, he also loved to spoil loyal players with incentives but the team became a home for freeloaders.
>>63946715
>HE FUCKED A POPSTAR OMG
this is why nobody takes americans opinion seriously.
>>63946746
It's urban legend in Missouri that if you ever call Chase Daniel a manlet you will wake up with a booger wiped on your forehead
>>63946684
Cowboys should be OL, Vikings have way more of a DL tradition than Dallas.
QB: Packers
RB: Rams or Bills
>>63946796
Yeah,
>>63946803
Taylor Swift doesn't just give it to anybody, Mexico. She is pure
>>63946746
>implying chase daniel isnt a better qb than carr.
after the chiefs lock a spot in the playoffs you'll get to watch him wipe the floor with oaklands d on the last game
who /stillmadaboutthatdenvergame/ here??
>>63946684
IDK Ravens have always had stars all over their defense but I would have to go linebacker. They've always been stacked there.
>>63946828
lol, wtf is going on there?
>>63946803
>I think the game evolved far from his vision,
Nope, he was just a senile old man who wasn't in control of his mental or physical faculties. That's why Gruden got the fuck out of there when he could.
>he kept looking for the fastest and biggest players
He kept looking for the most physically imposing black dudes because that's all he was capable of noticing at that point.
>but the league became more passer friendly and his agressive system couldn't work in the real world anymore,
He didn't have a system by then, there was no rhyme or reason to what he was doing. He wasn't even capable of forming a coherent plan, because he wouldn't have been able to remember it.
>>63946823
If he's so good why can't he earn a start vs >Smeth?
>inb4 muh 6 wins, game manager, beat beat Denver, kelce, Charcandrick West, Ware
>>63946844
idk i saw it in another thread just now and thought it was hilarious. Its like someone spraying water or something cold on his ass. I think its a perfect metaphor for every assmad fan
Raiders will win out and make the playoffs
they will then proceed to get btfo in the first round by the clots
check it
>>63946684
Patriots: Guard, Kicker, TE
>>63946857
>Colts
>Playoffs
Not without Hasselb eck starting
>>63946856
but why is he spraying water on his ass? these questions need answers
redpill me on the Carolina Panthers
>>63946854
smith is a gamer, baller, play-maker and shot-caller.
daniel should be starting somewhere but it's nice having a quality back up on the roster.
>>63946866
Pats have only had good TE's since Gronk and Hernandez though.
>>63946874
it's a substitute for using an ice pack lad
these "ice guns" have been around for a few years now
>>63946879
They are a schedule babby team riding media talk and Cam Newton above average playing
>>63946874
>soccer
>any more questions
>>63946891
carolina is legit. who else in the nfc is going to beat them??
>>63946883
>jim whalen
>russ francis
>ben coates
>ben watson
plus hernandez and fucking gronk
>>63946883
>who is Ben Coates
>>63946902
I would say the Cardinals, but i don't know without CJ2k
>>63946902
giants la'
>>63946883
>only since Gronk and Hernandez
tsk tsk, do a little research, my friend.
>who is 5-time PB, 2-time AP Ben Coates
>>63946857
I'm a Raiders fag and I can't see the Raiders making the playoffs this year with how awful their ball control has been in the past moth. All those fucking dropped passes and fumbles.
>>63946879
They are smarter, faster and superior to everyone from Ausfailia along with the fact Cam Newton is better than everyone on /pol/ who have to rely on memes that were created by the jews that they claim to hate.
I love sports but I hate sportscasting more than anything else in the world.
Fuck you ESPN.
>>63946902
>NFCS
no one
>NFC
Vikes, Arizona, possibly the autism might of Eli Manning
>AFC
Denver, NE, Cin, possibly KC, NYJ or Buf
>>63946924
>that flag
>that post
nice trick m8.
>>63946848
If you see his interviews circa 2002-04 he was saying he wanted to win another superbowl and retire, but after Gruden was TRADED he never found a way to make another team like the ones he liked (BIG aggresive defense and a decent clutch type Qb).
>>63946941
>giants
opinion disregarded.
Every team you listed has been exposed in some way. How dare you.
>>63946902
Bucs could get lucky and kek them, other than that it'd take either a really good game from AD or Arizona playing well without CJ
>>63946879
>>63946891
>>63946902
realtalk here. VOTE
http://strawpoll.me/6156787
>>63946595
>voting for a meme
I knew /sp/ was a joke
Trump is funny and all, but Marco Rubio is the only candidate worth voting for in the republican party
>>63946977
>rubio
>not voting for rand paul who has btfo every other candidate in every debate.
>>63946959
I'd love to see them undefeated and making Brady jealous.
>>63946977
>not wanting based Rand to win
>inb4 flag
I have an American passport and can vote. Suck my dick
>>63946941
>Vikings
Maybe if they can out ball-control them. Could be a good game
>Cardinals
>with Carson Palmer
>in the playoffs
>Carson Palmer
>playoffs
>>63947005
and then get kekd again in the owl. me too
If one NFL player, owner, or coach (current or retarded) ran for President, who would it be and why?
No Heath Schuler or Gerald Ford answers please
>>63947007
thank you britbong. Every other republican is way to bought for my liking. trump is cool cause he votes with his own head and not some superpacs from special interests groups.
>>63947005
>Brady
>jealous of the Panthers
pick one. Going 18-1 with a Super Bowl win > 16-1 one-and-done
>>63947015
Goddamn it, I meant retired
>>63946977
>>63946990
>>63947007
Trump is the only real option my friends
>>63946883
Lmao
Look at this baby ass nigga
Ben Goates was the beast 87 before Gronk. Ben Watson was good too, Russ Francis, and Christian Fauria (although he was only with the Pats for a few years)
>tfw Pats have Fauria's nephew
I hope he turns out to be really good
>>63947027
this
>not wanting a fiscally responsible president who will fight to death to uphold the constitution
>>63947028
And faggots like (You) suffering.
>>63947032
Back to [TUMBLR], you [PROGRESSIVE]
>>63946823
carr is unironically a top 5 QB though, I don't think chase really compares on any level
>>63947015
>>63947030
Kraft or Jones obviously.
Fellow fans of shit teams, would you be alright with your fanbase becoming inundated with shitposting bandwagoners and infamy on /sp/ and other places if it meant having a winning season? What about a playoff run? What about a Super Bowl victory?
>>63946947
He had already lost it by then. He traded Gruden because Gruden demanded it, because Gruden saw he was out of his mind. I actually know people who worked in the organization back then. The guy you're fantasizing about was long gone by then.
>>63947015
>(current or retarded)
oh my sides, hooooooly shit my sides
and Peyton Manning because he has that lovable retarded look that Dubya did and the mass appeal, and he has the same family nepotism thing going on as the Bushes do.
>>63946883
>this is the coon who said Patrick Willis was overrated
top fucking kuk
>>63947015
Belichick
he'd win
>>63947072
Will you remain a fan after they move back to LA?
So we're all agreed that Tom Brady's new nickname is The Boston Bomber?
>>63947084
>actually caring what trips have to say
>>63947072
>new Browns fans pop up everywhere after they go 13-3 and lose the Super Bowl
>"new" Browns fans disappear completely after they go 13-3 and lose the Super Bowl
>>63946060
>ARZ:Arians confirms David Johnson is now No. 1 RB
oh NOW he's the starter. way to build up his hype train in the >preseason just to yank the rug from everyone just to build it back up when everyone's off the bandwagon
>>63947015
Ray Lewis should tbqh. Just imagine that state of the union
>>63947089
fuck off
>>63947072
Raiders (and most people from California) are always loud and agressive, im ok with that.
>>63947073
Give me more details please, i can't get enough of this team, im happy Davis got to do things his way most of the time, when he was young he was a total badass
>>63946977
>Marco "free tuition for me but not for you" Rubio
>Marco "Make American Brown Again" Rubio
>>63947086
Then the NSA will go mad with power
NFL QB PASSER RATINGS
FOr like the 1st few weeks of the season I thought I was going to be rich because I put 23,000(pretty much every dollar I have) on the falcons to win the superbowl at 40-1
now it's looking like I just wasted 23k
>>63947015
You bring up an interesting topic for thought.
I don't have an answer to that specific question but I did end up thinking about what would happen if some people were president.
Like, if Rex Ryan was president the American homeland would never be more secure but we wouldn't be able to project force anywhere.
>>63947118
Fucking android
Trump > (insert other 2016 candidate here)
Bernie Sanders is cool tho even if he doesn't have a chance in hell of winning
>>63947118
>Then the NSA will go mad with power
kek
>>63947087
Yes. Plenty of LA fans retained their loyalty when the team left. I'm going to do the same if they leave STL. However, I'm not going to be as enthusiastic. Only thing that would revive that part of me would be when they started to get better, which would only occur if Kroenke got his shit together and Fisher was given the fucking boot. The move is just a coincidence. Incredibly irritating and demoralizing, but still a coincidence.
>>63947046
>goybertarians
>fiscally responsible
this is my favorite meme
>>63947126
Kek
>>63947072
Having already been through it, I can say yes, it was worth it.
>>63947126
WTF are you smoking? Rex Ryan's blitz packages would be ideal for destroying the infrastructure of America's enemies.
>>63946977
rubio is terrible on immigration. i'd support cruz, but he wouldn't win a general election if he tried it 1000 times.
>>63947095
Just pointing out that he BTFO himself.
>>63947139
>giberals
>neo kikes
>republitards
not even once
>>63947108
I don't know much about his good days, the people I knew weren't around back then.
>>63947072
>iggles win the Superb Owl
>iggles fans become twice as bad as Patsfags are now as revenge for OWG threads
>>63947138
Jesus Kekloving Christ, this is the most kukt thing I've ever seen, and I watch interracial porn at least twice a day.
>>63947139
>wanting to reduce reckless spending and mounting debt
>not fiscally responsible
how?
>>63947126
Not to mention Rex Ryan would bring top bantz at the next G8 or UN security council meeting.
>>63947086
corrupt as fuck though. he'd make nixon look like van buren (who was not corrupt.)
>>63947150
Rex wouldn't do well with his first strikes, drone strikes would be way off
And any time a foreigner would insist their country is better than his, he would tell them to shut the fuck up
Also, he would have a part time job as a payless security guard
>>63947172
You're already the worst human beings alive, I don't know how you think it's possible to lower the bar.
OWG threads are the retaliation, not the instigation.
>>63947161
If goybertarians ever held any real power, which they won't, they'd sell out just as fast. In the political world, they are the 40 year olds jamming in their parents garage, bitching about bands selling out. They couldn't even handle breathing the air at that level.
>>63947194
>And any time a foreigner would insist their country is better than his, he would tell them to shut the fuck up
What's so wrong or bad about that?
>>63947126
Who would be in the NFL Presidential Cabinet?
>Prez
>Vice Prez
Cabinet Secretaries
>State
>Treasury
>Defense
>Attorney General
>Interior
>Agriculture
>Commerce
>Labor
>Health/Human Services
>HUD
>Transportation
>Energy
>Education
>Vets' Affairs
>Homeland Security
>>63947183
Thought about becoming a Raiders or Cardinals fan once they moved, but my enthusiasm just isn't the same for other teams. I'd prefer to just stick with what I've got and enjoy the payoff when we finally git gud.
I'm just settling in until that time comes.
>>63947185
>austerity
>fiscally responsible
Done wonders for Greece, right m8?
>>63947196
Patsfags found a way.
>>63947208
Missile launch
Australia here, how do I choose which NFL team to go for?
>>63947229
most non-americans just bandwagon the pats
in fact if you see a pats fan on /sp/ there's a good chance they're not american
>>63947223
They're certainly trash humans with disagreeable personalities but that just makes them an annoying fanbase.
The Philthy fans vomit on children, hurl batteries and cheer injuries. And they're proud of this shit, it's like an accomplishment to them.
>>63946097
Texans.
I have no other favorite team, life is suffering
>>63947229
Go to America, as soon as you get off the Drongo, pick a fight with any male, beat the shit out of him, check his person for anything team related, find out a rival of that team, root for them
>>63947235
meanwhile other fans murder people.
once you take that dead man's dick out of your mouth you'll realize that all fanbases have bad apples
>>63946097
>your team
49ers
>team you like most from the other conference
Bengals
Thanks for Bill Walsh and the rings.
>>63946977
Trump is the only one who will secure the border from the invasion of Mexico's castoffs.
>>63946373
Dez is trash and the Cowqueens should have kept Murray instead of him. Romo (healthy, mind) can throw to anyone out there. The 'Boys fucked themselves when they opted to move away from the thing that they'd spent so much to develop: a run oriented O-line.
>>63947220
>spend way above your means
>rack up an insurmountable debt that would take decades to repay
>go bankrupt
>be forced to cut back spending
>country doesn't recover in 2 years (no shit it doesn't)
>hurrdurr austerity suks, we should spend more money we don't have
people like you are the reason why democracy is bad
Is aaron rodgers the best gay football player of all time?
I mean outside of him there is troy akiman but there's not too much proof there outside of skip bayless,
I guess nnamdi asomuga was really fucking good for a few years but I thnk rodgers has the crown
>>63947205
idt you understand what goy means.
>>63947234
No bandwagon pls, no pats or seahawks. I want a team to love.
>>63947242
t-thanks
>>63947253
>you'll realize that all fanbases have bad apples
I don't deny that but Philthy fans are only bad apples, as they routinely demonstrate.
>>63947273
idk too much about politics I just read /pol/ every now and then.
>>63947268
>Asomugha
>Gay
He's banging that Kerry Washington girl
>>63947213
>Prez
Ray Lewis-inspire the fuck out of the nation with rousing speeches and total badassness
>Vice Prez
Bill Belichick-like Dick Cheney be that shadowy figure that secretly runs things
>State
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>Treasury
Goodell himself-got to admit he's great at making the NFL money
>Defense
Rex Ryan-His genius speaks for itself
>Attorney General
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>Interior
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>Agriculture
Russel Wilson-He's one cornball nigger
>Commerce
Antonio Cromartie-Who better to promote trade and interstate relationships than the guy who has like 42 bastard children across the nation?
>Labor
Adrian Peterson-since being an NFL player is akin to being a slave (his exact words BTW)
>Health
The Browns medical staff-After like 28 staph infections in the 2000's they should be experts by now
>HUD
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>Transportation
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>Energy
The Baltimore Ravens defense-After a disasterous 2015 season they'll be experts at avoiding 4th quarter meltdowns
>education
Fitzmagic-He went to Harvard
>Vet's Affairs
Jared Allen-You see those commercials? He obviously knows the struggle of America's heroes
>Homeland Security
Bill Belichick again-He's great at bending the rules (constitution) and spying on everyone
>>63947286
he married and divorced her it's pretty obvious she's just a beard
>>63947282
goy is what you would call someone who obeys social norms. So a goy is a person who believes everything they are told and always obeys big brudda.
>>63947205
believe it or not, we used to have libertarianish presidents - jefferson, van buren, cleveland, coolidge - and they didn't sell out. the problem is that we let women vote and all hell broke loose.
>>63947300
okay I just thought goy was just another word for jew like kike, jews are still bad right?
>>63947229
You like shittalking your rivals? Steelers. Want to root alongside your desert wasteland bros? Cardinals. Feel like constantly being frustrated and/or are you an alcoholic? Rams, Browns, or Titans.
Or you could just go the chick way and root for the team with the logo/colors you like the most.
(Pick us, pls)
>>63947234
Is it kind of ironic that a ton of international fans bandwagon a team named the Patriots?
>>63947307
lol goy is what jews call their cattle
>>63947299
Celebrity marriages are almost always short, however the separation does not imply Asomugha is gay.
Expect him to beging coaching DBs no later than 5 years from now
>>63947313
You used that meme all wrong friend. If you even watched Arrested Development you would know how fucking bad you failed.
>>63947300
goy is a jewish expression for non jews
>>63947032
Except Rubio is the only candidate with actual policies written down and able to implement the day he gets into office. He actually has done his homework on all the issues
>>63946990
Paul gets keked by every candidate he tries arguing with the candidates at the debates. Last time he tried arguing with Rubio his only retort was "IS THAT EVEN CONSERVATIVE". Rubio obviously eventually won over the crowd
Why don't you just watch some of his interviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7cvH5Q6X6Q
>>63947015
Probably Fitzpatrick
John urschel is smart as fuck and got a 43 on his wonderlic while Fitz got like a 49 plus you know actually got a economics degree from Harvard
>>63947313
I've been watching for a little while. I like the rams, but they could easily become the LA rams. Please talk me into the rams, I like them, especially Donald, Gurley and Austin.
>>63947330
I watched a couple episodes and thought the show was dry, so nah, I don't know what the joke actually is. I think the picture is funny though.
>>63947329
there jsut too many rumors out there on the guy, and I know this ins't the best evidence but I meet him at some award dinner thing and actually got to talk to him (real quick like 5 min) I got some homo coming off him, honestly tho he's one of my fav raiders and him being gay doesn't bother me at all.
DA TOXINS A DA SHITE
>>63947339
Urschel is an actual rocket scientist m80
>>63947342
yea honestly if you never went to college arrested development ain't for you go check out some big bang theory that's most likely right up your alley champ.
>>63947339
>le shill for mexicans man.
>le lets use babies as tokens for welfare man
>>63947342
The joke in the pic you used what that Tobias "went and blue himself". The show is big on puns and double entandres
>>63946575
Giants OL gotta get healthy or before they get to that form cuz that game vs the Redskins defines what Eli went through the entire last season due to lack of protection.
they are missing a OT, OG, & C
it's hard for any non scrambling to do good with the mediocre receiving corps they got.
their defense is literally Pierre-Paul's hand
when together they can function. but when parts are getting BTFO it's useless.
IS offensive line play down across the league or is this the go to excuse when a supposedly "star" qb plays like shit now?
>>63947267
The American foreign debt will never, ever, ever, ever get repaid in any way. There will only be more spending. That was evident when Dubya first got us involved in the Middle East, and confirmed for the 87th time with Obamacare.
>>63947300
>>63947336
>>63947273
>goy
IRL definition: Jewish name for non-Jews
4chan's definition: someone who behaves and goes along with whatever the media tells them
>>63947355
meme show fans are such twats
>>63946684
Giants DEs
>though the only good DEs are playing are in IR and missing a hand
>>63947339
>>63947354
>In 2015, Urschel co-authored a paper in the Journal of Computational Mathematics.[12] It is titled "A Cascadic Multigrid Algorithm for Computing the Fiedler Vector of Graph Laplacians" and includes "a cascadic multigrid algorithm for fast computation of the Fiedler vector of a graph Laplacian, namely, the eigenvector corresponding to the second smallest eigenvalue."[13]
Holy fuck yo
>>63947377
but since the kikes run the media and the media controls all non kikes isn't goy a fitting word?
Or are you one of those nigger loving jew apologists?
>>63947377
Stick to Seth Rogan flicks. It's more to your mental capacity.
>>63947341
The best I can do is to be honest, really.
Fisher and GM Les Snead built the defensive side team well. Very strong and physical philosophy, especially the defensive line. the defensive scheme made adjustments (only after 5 or 6 games!) and the sacks came fast last year. All they had to do was use their DLine talent correctly and not fucking blitz 7 guys every play. The line is still doing a solid job this year but R Quinn and Long have been out a fair amount with injuries, and it shows.
The offense is pure shite right now aside from Gurley and Austin. Once we get a QB, head coach, and OC worth a damn (so after next season when Fisher's contract is up), I think we'll be headed in the right direction. Right now, it's a shitshow, and you'll need a lot of patience to deal with it.
We are a run first, defense first, ground and pound team. It's rough, and it's bare. Injuries are guaranteed when teams play us, and we scare teams every week.The philosophy is solid, but we'll really need someone better to truly turn it into a great system. If you like physical, close games, then welcome aboard.
Also, if they actually do move to LA, the Royal Blue/Golden Yellow combo might come back, which is considered to be one of the GOATS in the league. A bit of a positive for you since being in the home city doesn't matter much for you.
>>63947355
You okay man? That came completely out of left field. It's okay for us to not like all of the same things.
>>63947294
Dammit guys, I went to a lot of work on this.
>>63947400
think about all the 4chan trip points you've gotten from that post doe.
>>63947105
any Ray Lewis speak me believe I can run through steel walls
>>63947126
President Belichick: widely reviled at home and abroad, highly effective global intelligence network, extremely prosperous quasi-police state which facilitates early advent of space travel, all falls to shit when he leaves, none of his successors can measure up
President Coughlin: high taxes and sputtering economic growth, but much more efficient public services (health, education, etc.) that eventually pay huge dividends in future generations
President Tomlin: likable and popular, but coasts off of his predecessors accomplishments and never actually does anything
President John Harbaugh: well-run, technocratic administration for whom nothing ever goes right
President Pagano: background in infrastructure policy never pays off the way people claimed it would, has to rely on his VP to constantly bail him out
President Reid: does an admirable job for which he is never given proper credit, shit on by media and public constantly, kicked to curb after 1 term, moves to Paraguay and improves country noticeably
President Garrett: lapdog for trillionaire oil mogul who funds his campaigns
President Kelly: campaigned on his executive experience as Gov. of Oregon, which does not translate to White House at all
President McCarthy: always opts for convoluted methods over simple, logical solutions. Attempts to stem public disappointment by delegating everything, fails.
President Fisher: mediocre president, aggressive security policy, curtails civil liberties, conducts various foreign operations of questionable legality, smaller countries complain to UN but nothing ever comes of it
President Arians: makes America great again
President Tomsula: succeeds to office when predecessor forced to resign, gives bizarre press conference in which he relates incoherent and sometimes disturbing anecdotes, plays paddle ball in the oval office all day while crises erupt all over the world
President Rex Ryan: George W. Bush
President Rob Ryan: accidental nuclear apocalypse
>>63947391
Alright, yeah, I agree about Fisher. muh 7-9 seasons, every year. I'm going to go for the Rams. I doubt they can beat the Chargers in the shittest team relocation race, but it doesn't really matter where they are to me. I like defensive play more, but I will probably get frustrated if no decent qb comes along.
>>63947096
>everyone took the browns to the super bowl
>>63947302
>Jefferson
>free public education in the 19th century
>libertarian
>>63947416
>President John Harbaugh: well-run, technocratic administration for whom nothing ever goes right
he did win an owl though... Just saying
>>63947431
He's a damn commie
>>63947267
>country in crisis because political and economic leaders lied to public while looting the place
>"cut spending, reduce your deficit, that's the fiscally responsible thing to do!"
>makes situation worse, leads to INCREASED debt burden
Are concussions actually going to kill the sport?
>>63947441
>DAD
>JOHN, WON'T LET ME BE VICE PRESIDENT
>>63947302
All those guys except Jefferson sucked ass though. They were US Grant and Barak Obama tier presidents.
>>63947416
>President Fisher: mediocre president, aggressive security policy, curtails civil liberties, conducts various foreign operations of questionable legality, smaller countries complain to UN but nothing ever comes of it
Jesus Christ, I feel like you know our coach better than we do.
>>63947418
Welcome aboard, genuinely glad to see a new face in the crowd. Hope you like your fan loyalty tested via trial by fire.
>I doubt they can beat the Chargers in the shittest team relocation race
You'd be surprised. Everyone's keeping their speculative options open, but the general feeling is that: 1) what Kroenke wants, Kroenke gets, and 2) he seems to have the most solid plan so far with the funding, team history, and big name NFL owner support to make it happen. The NFL already bowed down for him once when he essentially told the ownership rules to go fuck themselves when he acquired the team while also owning too many other teams to legally do so. Selling your other team to your goddamn son shouldn't count, god dammit.
>>63947416
>President Kelly: campaigned on his executive experience as Gov. of Oregon, which does not translate to White House at all
>President McCarthy: always opts for convoluted methods over simple, logical solutions. Attempts to stem public disappointment by delegating everything, fails.
holy shit, capped, these are fucking gold
