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FA:Ravens working out free agent QB Ryan Mallett
CIN:Tyler Eifert (neck) not practicing Wednesday
KC:Charcandrick West practicing fully Wednesday
KC:Chiefs lose LG Ben Grubbs to season-ending IR
DEN:Report: Osweiler to start remainder of season
ATL:Devonta Freeman fully cleared to play Week 13
NO:Report: Dolphins interested in HC Sean Payton
STL:Rams now open to 2nd team joining them in LA
MIA:DeVante Parker to start at X receiver vs. BAL
CLE:Browns name Austin Davis starter vs. Bengals
JAC:Hurns (concussion) not practicing Wednesday
PIT:Roethlisberger cleared to practice Wednesday
>>63951155
first for packers win the owl
Jeff Janis = Elite
>>63951193
he shittin on em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2grfmtr7wU
>>63951193
I'd be less surprised if the Lions won it at this point.
fourth for Cherokee Warrior coming back and whoopin them Pats
>>63951243
>Iggles
>Beating the Pats
>Having a chance, even against the banged-up and depleted version of the Pats
>Expecting Sam "Glass-Bones" Bradford to play, and not Mark "The Mexican Magician" Sanchez, who makes Pick 6s appear from thin air
>Thinking Bill Belichick hasn't gameplanned a piece of dark wizardry to violate that CHIP KELLY OFFENSE OMGSOFAST
>Thinking the refs will save you
white hot ravens on a 2.5 game winning streak
>>63951281
>Needing refball to win against the Browns
So the NFL network is showing Super Bowl 40 right now and this is my first time watching it since I only recently got into football
Good God these refs were fucking terrible and just shitting all over Seattle. Hasslbeck is having a beautiful game and his receivers are just getting shit on in every step.
CURRENT RANKINGS OF THE MOST SALTY FAN BASES:
1. Patriots
2. Packers
3. Cowboys
4. Falcons
5. Redskins
6. Browns
7. Seahawks
8. Saints
9. Eagles
10. 49ers
11. Colts
12. Vikings
13. Steelers
14. Ravens
15. Dolphins
16. Titans
17. Chargers
18. Jaguars
19. Rams
20. Jets
21. Raiders
22. Lions
23. Bills
24. Giants
25. Buccaneers
26. Bears
27. Chiefs
28. Texans
29. Broncos
30. Cardinals
31. Bengals
32. Panthers
>>63951301
And Ben's first td was just fucking terrible, he was already down before he pushed the ball over the plane.
>>63951301
Well, to be fair, the NFL got back at the Steelers by letting the media drum up some shit about Ben Rothlesberger, so it kind of evened out.
>>63951320
FUCK OFF, TOXINS ARE THE SALTIEST!!!
EAT SHIT BANGLES
Sneak's Official Post Week 12 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Panthers (+1)
2. Patriots (-1)
3. Cardinals
4. Broncos (+1)
5. Bengals (-1)
6. Seahawks (+2)
7. Vikings (+2)
8. Colts (+3)
9. Chiefs (+3)
10. Steelers (-4)
11. Bills (+3)
12. Texans (+3)
13. Jets (+3)
14. Redskins (+3)
15. Giants (-5)
16. Packers (-9)
17. Falcons (-4)
18. Raiders (+1)
19. Lions (+6)
20. Bears (+6)
21. Rams (-3)
22. Bucs (-2)
23. Dolphins (-2)
24. Chargers (+6)
25. Jaguars (-3)
26. Ravens (+2)
27. Eagles (-4)
28. Saints (-4)
29. Cowboys (-2)
30. 49ers (-1)
31. Titans
32. Browns
>>63951320
>Lions not at the bottom
>Panthers not somewhere in the top because their fans will always get defensive when people remind them the team has only beaten one opponent with a winning record.
>>63951351
Victim Complex != Salty
>>63951345
FUCK OFF SNEAK, TOXINS ARE DA BOMB
EAT SHIT COLTS
Happy Birthday to the GOAT Aaron Rodgers!
>>63951340
How are the Tejans saltier than us in New England, right now? That was the worst-officiated game since, well, last week and the refs blowing an Amendola TD dead by accident, but 2015's been worse than the replacement refs so far with this shit.
Pic related, the Sports Illustrated guys used a picture of Dominic Easley getting fish-hooked without so much as a hint of a flag
>>63951384
get ready to get exposed by the lions
>>63951372
The Colts fuck themselves over quite enough
>>63951389
>How are the Tejans saltier than us in New England, right now?
BECUASE WE'VE BEEN DISRESPECTED ALL YEAR.
WE EVEN GET DISRESPECTED IN FUCKING SALT LISTS.
BEING A WHINY BITCH DOESN'T MAKE YOU SALTY. YOU'RE JUST GIANT PUSSIES WITH A VICTIM COMPLEX THROWING A TANTRUM ABOUT ONE LOSS.
NO ONE HAS SAID THE JAGS WILL WIN YOUR DIVISION.
>WERE #2 SO MAKE US #1 ON THE SALT LIST
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY CRYING =/= SALT
>Rams offer to share with Chargers or Raiders
>>63951389
That wasn't even the worst refereed game of the week. It hasn't been worse than replacement refs, they were an intolerable level beyond anything else but for only a few weeks. We've had 12 weeks of incompetence which is better than the replacement refs but still a mockery.
If every team is disadvantaged by poor refereeing, than no team has an objective advantage. Quit whining and accept your first loss like most of the Pats fans.
>>63951438
Just because your defense is finally awake does it mean they're worth your all caps .
Goddam, the two of you cancers grow a pair.
>>63951281
>mfw it's happening again
>>63951453
NOW THIS IS SALT!!!
>Patsfags will defend this bust
your city deserved to get bombed tbqh
>>63951488
Maybe he thinks the next game will be a blast.
>>63951488
>Not joining the Ummah
>Not finding opposing offenses haraam, and bringing the apostate QBs to meet justice before Allah
It's 2015, why are we still talking about this?
>>63951453
Not a single Patsfag has accepted it, and we're going to wallow in saltiness until we see the Pats stomp on the Eagles relentlessly and mercilessly, causing Mark Sanchez to fumble the ball against his own butt in a fit of incoherent fear
>>63951523
Does Easley even have a career sack?
>>63951155
>Osweiler to start remainder of season
That coach has summer massive nuts. It's the right choice, but benching Peyton has got to be tough, especially when he's only one win away from the wins record.
Compare with the cowboys, who have said that Romo is not being out on IR and isn't rules out for the playoffs if they make it (because they are still only two games out, with two games against the R******s left)
>>63951532
He has a couple, insallah he will get more, and they will flow unto him like the blood of infidels and apostates into the Euphrates
BOLD BRAVE BERRY UP IN THIS BITCH! HOTTEST TEAM IN THE NFL, WE GONNA PUT A WHIPPING ON CHOKELAND. I'M TALKING WEST BREAKING OUT LAND DRAGONS, ALEX SMETH STYLING ALL OVER THEIR "DEFENSE" AND ROTY PETERS SHUTTING DOWN AMARI COOPER. THEN WE GOING TO FOXBOROUGH TO END TOM AND BILL'S CAREER.
>>63951532
how would he when pic related happens
>>63951573
>implying he would have even got to the Brock Lobster on that play
>>63951555
Peyton has been abysmal this season and cost the Broncos two wins in a conference where you can't afford to lose right now. it's the smart choice and besides, Peyton will find some dumpster fire team to give him a one year contract so he can eek out wins for his last year before retirement.
>>63951573
looks like an arm hook to try and draw a holding call bc he's not going to get to the qb
>>63951589
>cock oz
>>63951320
>Vikings
>Salty
About literally what? Most Vikings fans wanted a winning record at worse and a wild card at best and now an actual division win is possible.
We are literally the most apathetic fanbase out there. They are 8-3 and I am still expecting a massive fuck up.
I only take solace in the fact that a Zimmer based defense is going to be tormenting teams for years to come.
>>63951573
Also does anyone else find it sad that the article about Kobe's retirement is tucked away in the corner? Not even a pro basketball fan but that should have been the headline, guy is a legend of the NBA.
>Rams now open to 2nd team joining them in LA
Time to pack it up, folks. Rams to Inglewood confirmed.
>>63951611
Teddy is good. Ad is good. The defense is good. Decent coach. As long as special teams holds up you guys get the division
>>63951611
they seem pretty salty anytime someone brings up the Carr v Bridgewater debate
>>63951615
LeBron's the new hotness, they've got no time for a 5-time champion who's production's dropped off
Also, sports media officially in the same shitter as video game review websites, celebrity gossip rags and the Big 3 mainstream news outlets, so what do you expect?
>>63951638
Carr > Bridgewater but Diggs > Cooper
>>63951617
Well, who do you got, /sp/? Rams/Raiders or Rams/Chargers?
>>63951611
You guys sure tormented the Packers when they blew you the fuck out. Zimmers defense can shred weak teams, no doubt, but they don't seem to be up to the challenge when they face a team that's actually good.
>>63951555
that's just a rumor
No decision has been made on our QB situation beyond this week, contrary to speculation from Bleacher Report based on "anonymous sources."
>>63951679
>Green Bay
>good
>>63951638
Because Bridgewater is a game manager at best while Carr puts up monster stats comparable to the league's best qbs.
>>63951676
Diggs productions has dropped way off these past few weeks, he's a flash in the pan.
Cooper is the real deal although I will admit his drops as of late have been worrisome
>>63951692
>31-13
>>63951715
>Losing both games against the Lions and Bears in Green Bay
Ready to get ass blasted on Thursday? Of course you are. Ass blasting is what they do.
>>63951715
>implying I'm a viking fan
>>63951320
>Browns
>salty
We're the most apathetic.
>>63951678
the way I see it, all 3 teams are going to be gone anyways. it's just a matter of which one of the negotiations with their current city is last to collapse, and that team gets left out and has to wait for the next opportunity a couple years after. who knows, maybe st. louis will get their new stadium after all, but with the chargers instead of the rams.
>>63951750
Can't remember the last time I saw a Browns thread so I'll have to agree.
>>63951750
Maybe not you, but Browns fans everywhere seemed pretty salty about Monday's game.
>>63951599
This. Denver should be undefeated right now with the Panthers.
>>63951532
How did you feel after the manlet to manlet touchdown? Close to the feelings your having this season yes?
>>63951733
The Lions game was an honest fucking god miracle for them because the Kicker fucked up
>>63951678
OFFICIAL TEAM(S) POSSIBLY MOVING TO LA POWER RANKINGS
1. Rams
2. None
3. Rams + Chargers
POWER GAP
1982. Rams + Raiders
POWER GAP
9001. Raiders + Chargers
MASSIVE POWER GAP DESIGNED TO SEPARATE ACTUAL POSSIBILITIES FROM NONSENSE
90000001a. Chargers
90000001b. Raiders
999999999. All three
>>63951193
Daily reminder that the Pack have a losing record against the Lions spanning over the past 3 seasons
>>63951826
And the Vikings fucked up in Primetime by penalizing themselves. They literally psyched themselves out during the Packers game.
It's still a loss. No excuses.
King Chip got the game plan to beat BB
>>63951844
Rams/Raiders is more likely than Rams/Chargers.
>>63951844
>1982. Rams + Raiders
hearty kek
>>63951826
The Packers punted the ball like a million times. Relying on one play to determine a game is the shittiest thing for fans to do. The Packers never would have had to rely on that that kick if they didn't put themselves in that position in the first place. On top of that it was in Green Bay where the Lions have not won in 24 years so your argument is invalid
>>63951881
Riley Cooper, Zach Ertz and Brent Celek gonna go wild on that Past D
>>63951909
Cooper is gonna fight every nigger out there.
>>63951929
more like he's gonna get c u c k ed into paying every black man reparations
Best picks from the 2014 NFL draft
1. Odell Beckham
2. Khalil Mack
3. Aaron Donald
4. Derek Carr
5. Zack Martin
6. Allen Robinson
7. CJ Mosley
8. Ha Ha Clinton Dix
9. Jake Matthews
10. Mike Evans
>>63952075
>the tenth best pick of the draft is a wide receiver who can't fucking catch
>>63952075
900. Chris Borland
>>63952075
Lol no here is the actual real list good try though
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000592584/article/2014-nfl-draft-doover-texans-take-derek-carr-at-no-1
>>63952145
You're an idiot dude, ones a ranking, ones a redraft based on needs that each team has.
>>63952075
Mack is too high but otherwise looks alright.
>>63952075
>Derek Carr was a second rounder
>Teddy Bridgewater was a first rounder
How the fuck does shit like this happen?
>>63952175
Draft scouts don;t know what the fuck they are doing and it's a crap shoot that any of us can do.
Another mass shooting...
>>63952201
There has been way too many lately. I feel like half of them are staged to put a bigger restriction on guns. Its literally like every two weeks this shit needs to stop.
>>63952175
People blame the reasons the texans sucked on his brother, not his lack of protection, so Derek must be shit too. He also didn't play for a Power 5 school.
>>63952175
to be fair, he would've gone in the second if the vikings didn't trade up for him.
It's honestly better that he was taken in the first, because if the Vikings hadn't traded up, the Texans would have grabbed him at pick #33. They would have had two guys (Bridgewater + Clowney) that were considered possible #1 picks
>>63951351
>one
Colts, Texans, Packers, and Seahawks all have winning records
>>63952075
don't forget gabe jackson
>>63952201
Is /r9k/ involved again?
>>63952201
Some anon had posted that if he got dubs 20 normies would die
He got dubs
>>63952298
they all had losing records at the time and were struggling when the Panthers played them.
>>63952298
Only the Packers had a winning record when they faced the Panthers. It takes true autism to count wins near the end of the regular season as if it supports your argument
I updated the ratings for each team as of the end of week 12, now with autistic chart to explain it instead of lengthy text wall.
1. (1.000) Carolina Panthers
2. (0.973) New England Patriots
3. (0.891) Denver Broncos
4. (0.861) Cincinnati Bengals
5. (0.815) Arizona Cardinals
6. (0.808) Green Bay Packers
7. (0.806) Minnesota Vikings
8. (0.769) Kansas City Chiefs
9. (0.712) Seattle Seahawks
10. (0.648) Chicago Bears
11. (0.629) Pittsburgh Steelers
12. (0.577) Indianapolis Colts
13. (0.531) Houston Texans
14. (0.518) Detroit Lions
15. (0.469) Buffalo Bills
16. (0.434) New York Jets
17. (0.433) St. Louis Rams
18. (0.416) Oakland Raiders
19. (0.395) Atlanta Falcons
20. (0.376) Washington Redskins
21. (0.352) San Francisco 49ers
22. (0.321) New York Giants
23. (0.307) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
24. (0.298) Baltimore Ravens
25. (0.288) New Orleans Saints
26. (0.277) Jacksonville Jaguars
27. (0.249) Miami Dolphins
28. (0.243) San Diego Chargers
29. (0.234) Philadelphia Eagles
30. (0.176) Dallas Cowboys
31. (0.106) Tennessee Titans
32. (0.092) Cleveland Browns
Meanwhile the Freddie Gray trial is going on, so Baltimore is on a stage 7 chimpout alert for when the cops are found innocent.
>>63952425
>Toxins not 4
yall niggas and even Bang the guls.
>>63952396
>It takes true autism to count wins near the end of the regular season as if it supports your argument
How do you figure?
>>63952425
I want the text wall, all this graph explains to me is that the weight of a loss/win is proportional to the strength of the opponent.
what actual numbers are you using?
>>63952389
>they all had losing records at the time
GB didn't, and all three other teams were one game below .500.
>>63952473
Those teams had losing records when they faced the panthers but near the end of the regular season, odds are you'll break the .500 plane simply because you might face other weak teams. Titans, Browns, and Ravens are the only teams with less than 5 wins now
>>63952508
just like it says, every team is set to .500, then every game in the season so far is given a value again between 0 and 1 for each win/loss.
so for example, during the first iteration a .500 team plays a .500 team. the winner receives .750 and the loser gets .250 for just that game. add up all the points for every game, and average them out to get a new rating.
teams that have winning records will now be higher than .500 and vice versa, but I keep repeating the iterations until the results all converge on some number with about 12-13 digits of accuracy.
>>63952586
na da toxins was 0-1 when the Panthers booty blasted them.
toxins still da bomb doe
>>63952605
>odds are you'll break the .500 plane simply because you might face other weak teams
Everyone faces weak teams. That's how you get wins, dumbfuck, by beating the teams you're supposed to beat, while the bad teams lose to teams that are better than them.
>>63952605
Texans beat the Bengals, Jets, and Saints in their 4 game winning streak to get to above .500 so they're not necessarily padding their record against teams that are lying down for better draft positioning. Same with the Colts, who beat the at-the-time unbeaten Broncos, the Falcons, and the Bucs.
I'll give you the Seahawks, who won 4 of their last five but three of those wins were against the Romo-less Cowboys and the Niners twice, but they're still the reigning NFC Champs and are supposed to be nigh unbeatable at the CLink.
>>63952508
>>63952617
I mean, all the raw data that is needed is the schedule results, the rest is just applying the algorithm.
If you want me to post the end-result values gained for your team in their whole season so far, I can do that to show which games gained/lost them more points. It's a bit annoying to extract them by hand like that though, so I'd rather only do it once just to make the point, not taking requests for every team.
Also I can tell you right now that the way the system works, every game is going to be 1.000 for the Panthers, so pick some other team.
>>63952800
ARE DA TOXINS DA BOMB?
IF YOU DISAGREE PLS PULL DATA BY HAND TO PROVE WHY.
This thread is ded
shouldn't losing to the panthers by 2 points be worth more than beating the browns by 2 points?
Terrelle Pryor is listed as a WR and the 3rd string quarterback, ahead of Manziel. I would be shocked if he's not traded this offseason.
I watched the game a few days ago, and I just have to wonder: is Smeth elite?
>LaFell will never suddenly evolve into a stud WR
>>63952890
this board is ded
>>63952656
You fucking idiot, beating weak teams just means you padded your record and will be eaten alive by a team that doesn't suck. true measure of strength is winning against teams that are good. Cards have beaten several high ranked teams in comparison to the Panthers, whom have only beaten one.
>>63953040
>Cards have beaten several high ranked teams
baka
>>63952434
Not all Baltimore people are rioters.
Moss to do a final ride with the Pats when?
>>63953124
>niggers
>people
Welcome to Hell the rest of the NFC East.
There is no more winning. You have already lost. The division is ours. And it must pain you.
If I was a fan of the Cowboys, the Giants, or the Eagles I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.
Every Giant fan must know that they have done nothing but beat themselves. They are losers to their core, their failure is inevitable.
The Eagles are trash fiends. Scrapping the bottom of Chip "snake oil salesman" Kelly's barrel of lies. You are weak, your schemes are week. You're people are weak.
Cowboys. Oh, what a disaster. Your villainy is manifest in one dark creature known as Jerry. Is old and a fool. All of his "sacrifices" for victory have destroyed any chance that his team ever succeeds. The 90s are over and they are never returning.
The Redskins will win this division. They are better than you. They will play January football, you will be on your couch putting your shit jerseys up for sale on craiglist.
>>63953040
Seriously? The Cardinals have played three quality opponents
>Pittsburgh
loss
>Seattle
win, but Carolina beat them too
>Cincinnati
win, but it's Andy Dalton in primetime so who gives a fuck
So neither has had a harder schedule than the other, but at the end of the day, 11-0 > 9-2
>>63953163
I'm going to laugh when Eli autisms his way into an Owl against the Patriots again.
>>63953162
Careful, /sp/ has been overrun with faggots lately who's feelings gets hurt when you use those words
>>63953214
That would be glorious
>>63953040
Carolina has both a better SOV and SOS than Arizona
stay salty
>>63953179
>win, but it's Andy Dalton in primetime so who gives a fuck
Did you even watch the game? Dalton had 2 TDs and over 300 yards against one of the best defenses in the NFL you can't just dismiss that win cause
>lol Dalton sucks in primetime xDD
>>63952878
0.40783485 Kansas City Chiefs
0.53064173 Carolina Panthers
0.67484104 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
0.20967910 Atlanta Falcons
0.30629181 Indianapolis Colts
0.66042149 Jacksonville Jaguars
0.13195731 Miami Dolphins
0.58062122 Tennessee Titans
0.93480883 Cincinnati Bengals
0.73412340 New York Jets
0.66583827 New Orleans Saints
Those are the values picked up by the Texans using the final converged numbers for each team. So, for example, the Saints' rating ended up being 0.28804551 and the Texans are at 0.53064173. Since the Texans beat the Saints, you put those numbers into this:
Value = Saints x (1 - Texans) + Texans
and the number you should get is 0.66583827 which matches the value posted in the list above. Then if you average all 11 of those values together, it comes out to 0.53064173, which is the value the Texans ended up getting.
Just for reference, since the Saints lost to the Texans, the value that they got for that game (rather than what the Texans got) is even simpler:
Value = Texans x Saints
>>63953302
>defending Andy Dalton
>115 million nuka cola bottle caps
>>63953280
>One team over .500
>One playoff win against a Cardinals team beset by injuries and using a third string qb.
>Texans have beaten more .500 teams than Carolina
>Newton was one of the lowest qb rankings in the league
Salty about what?
>>63953302
Dalton had a sub-60% completion rate in two games this season. Guess which two.
>>63953313
Okay so are dey da bomb?
And this doesn't use record at the time of win. It uses current record?
They gained over .500 for losing the the Panthers?
>>63953162
> whites doing anything positive
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000592584/article/2014-nfl-draft-doover-texans-take-derek-carr-at-no-1?campaign=Twitter_nfl_cfb
Raiders have Carr, Mack and Jackson going top 15
>>63953391
>One team over .500
Four actually
>One playoff win
The Panthers have had a lot more than that in their history
>Texans have beaten more .500 teams than Carolina
Nope
>Newton was one of the lowest qb rankings in the league
Who gives a fuck, nobody's talking about Newton. One player is not the Panthers.
Ice up son
>>63953428
>Live in a country created by whites
>Using technology created by whites
>Enjoying a sport created by whites
>>63953428
telephones
internet
cars
planes
trains
nuclear power
space flight
democracy
running water
NFL
need I go on
>>63952175
>Brother was sacked a lot and blamed for losing.
>Scouts think Derek Carr == David Carr.
>>63953455
>The only team to have a .500 ranking when the Panthers faced them is the Green bay packers
>Newton has one playoff win
>Texans have beaten more than one team with a .500 record when they faced them
>NFL network and ESPN suck Newton's dick because "muh 11-0" While Palmer has the best rating in the league and isn't even in the running for MVP
>>63953393
yeah, record at the time of the game is meaningless as it should be, because that would mean factoring in hype and expectations going into the game, and this is about describing the reality of what actually happened.
technically speaking, losing to a perfect 1.000 neither hurts nor helps your record at all. if you'll notice, the value they got for the panthers game is exactly the same as the final texans rating, because losing a game is just Team A x Team B, and if Team B is already at 1.000 then it's just going to be the same. there's really no way to quantify an undefeated team's impact when all you're using is who won and lost and nothing else, I'd either have to be subjective rather than objective, or include more variables.
as for "da bomb" factor, the colts ended up with a slightly better value so far, so the texans are about 0.47 away from being da bomb of the AFCS. at least you're in the top half of the league and have a realistic shot at the division.
>>63953471
David Carr admitted he was lazy and didn't spend enough time getting better himself. The Texans didn't help him much but Carr is more responsible for his own bust status than they are.
I WANT TO SEE YOUR DANKEST MEMES /NFL/, SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
>>63953506
>The only team to have a .500 ranking when the Panthers faced them is the Green bay packers
>Texans have beaten more than one team with a .500 record when they faced them
Pure grade A autism. Teams can't control when they play each other. You play the teams you play when you play them.
>Newton has one playoff win
>NFL network and ESPN suck Newton's dick because "muh 11-0" While Palmer has the best rating in the league and isn't even in the running for MVP
Classic. Make the discussion about the QB instead of the team when you start embarrassing yourself.
>>63953552
is this dank enough?
>>63953552
got you senpai
>>63953569
It's pure autism to compare win records that come in near the end of the regular season when most teams are likely to break the .500 plane eventually.
>>63953718
>most teams are likely to break the .500 plane eventually.
This is relevant to literally nothing.
>>63953718
by that logic every team that won in week 1 has a victory against a previously undefeated team.
>>63951555
>Romo ... isn't rules out for the playoffs
>>63953794
>>63953818
>team goes from losing to managing to win at least 5 games at the end of the season
>durr, they have a winning record
>>63953872
I like how you had to add "durr" to the beginning of your second line because otherwise it would make too much sense and you'd look like an idiot.
>>63952389
>Panthers have beaten no teams with a wining record, because the ones WITH a winning record do not count.
>>63953872
>durr winning games only matters when its the first six
>>63952396
Sorry your team has one loss dude.
But seriously, it's not the end of the world. 10-1 is a perfectly respectable record, hold your head up.
>>63953872
>team goes from having a losing record to having a winning record
>durr they have a winning record
this can't really be what you wanted to say
>>63953040
>Cards have beaten several high ranked teams.
And lost to the 4-7 Rams.
>>63954024
The Rams always troll better teams though, that's their purpose in the NFL. Look at their record against the Seahawks the past couple of years.
>>63954062
>Losing to a bad team doesn't count when my team does it.
You're a true fan, dude. See you in the playoffs.
>>63954062
It really wouldn't surprise me if the Rams finished 7-9 with a 6-0 division record
>>63953872
alright fine, let me spin your OWN logic on your head just for context
if you say "most teams get to .500 anyways" then thats true for both teams that were bad AND teams that were good, so they have to be held to the same standard.
that means that if it doesn't matter much when you beat a team that had a bad record at the time, and only started winning a lot after you played them, then it ALSO doesn't matter much when you beat a team that had a good record at the time, and only started losing a lot after you played them.
you either have to apply whole-season context to both, or neither. saying that wins against teams with winning records at the time matters more than teams that ended up with a winning record on the season is incongruous.
>>63954091
>Ravens
>Playoffs
>>63954024
There no real excuse for that other than they had a weak game. Hope it doesn't repeat itself.
>>63953214
>implying
>>63953313
why not simplify to the hundreth?
it's not rocket science, it's statistics that will be wrong next week.
>>63954190
I did it to the thousandth already >>63952425
the post you were quoting was to make a point about how the algorithm's consistency held up, it would be unwieldy to use 8 digits on a regular basis.
>>63951276
>Butt fumble
>President Obama already politicizing the shooting in Commiefornia
Also check out my totally sports related gif
>>63954318
It won't matter, All the shootings in the US still only account for less then 1% of all firearms in the country. Gun grabbers will never win.
>>63954318
You mean the one where the police on the radio were looking for a Farooq or a Saeed?
Did it get blamed on white people yet?
Reminder that the Lions would be 6-5 right now >if they didn't choke against San Diego and refball against Seattle
>>63954318
It's a false flag to push gun control. He already knows it will be three white Christian males. with 'assault' rifles
>>63954355
amen brother
>>63954375
its only a matter of time
>>63954384
If you keep it up you fuck ups are going to get stuck with Jim Caldwell for another year. Typical Loins.
>>63954384
They could very well could still make the playoffs if they manage to win all of their games the hawks and packers lose a few more games.
>>63954393
>implying they'll ever find my cleverly disguised firearms
>the refs didn't pick sides
>http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14274687/tom-brady-new-england-patriots-wants-rule-change-protect-receivers?ex_cid=espnfb
>Tom Brady wants receivers legs protected like QBs
Reminder that Tim Bradley is the GOAT flag football QB
>>63954517
>the rest of the NFL calls for backup
what did he mean by this?
>>63954517
Whoever is blocking Easley is a true American hero, protecting the tall, gallant Jesus loving Brock Osweiler from that no good Muslim.
>>63954494
He's a mentally ill lone wolf making responsible loli owners look bad
>>63954537
Everyone's getting injured fizzam
>>63954494
They don't need to, it already exists.
>>63951384
does being gay help him sense backside pressure?
Cowboys
>>63954533
>my team
Ravens
>age
26
>age became a fan
7
>fav player
current: Suggs
ever: Reed
>least favorite
Tim Brantley
>hated team
Stoolers
>movie
The Good, the bad and the ugly
>album
London Calling
>partners
30-40
>>63954393
The fact that victims were autistic children screams false flag like the attack in Connecticut where all those children where "killed"
Ever since obama took over there has been at least 1-2 of these very obvious false flag incidents every month
>Obozo desperately trying to turn the US into a nanny state for the NWO
>Brave men like Ron and Rand Paul, Jesse Ventura, Alex Jones, and Bernie Sanders stop him at every attempt
>>63954537
Most of the starting qbs this season are injured but their replacements are shit.
Broncos were lucky to have a backup who's serious about the game and was always working on his fundamentals, the Colts were smart enough to pay top dollar for a good backup, and the Jets were luck enough to sign a backup who turned out to be better than their starter
Is rodgers the best gay player of all time? Troy aikman has three rings to rodger's one, outside of those two I don't see any other gay nfl player who even comes close.
Kerry rhodes played for a long time but he was never amazing, nnamdi asomugha had like a 3 year run as the best corner and then fizzled out...
>>63954613
>Since Obama took over
not
>Since they put Obama in power
>>63954552
>mfw this exists
g-go sports! I like the football, please score the points
>>63954546
>ravens cocksucker bandwagoning the first team to beat the pats
eat shit tbhfam
>>63954649
You're forgetting someone
But I thought California was a liberal paradise with common sense gun regulation, background checks, and strict limitations on who is allowed to concealed carry?
>>63954691
>lumping trump in with great men like alex jons and rand pual
epic failing right there
>>63954691
Trump wants to monopolize the nanny state. While he is anti NWO. He want's to set up his own all powerful Trump Government
>tfw we have to wait a whole week and a half to expose the fraudulent panthers
>>63954686
you are literally saltier than a pretzel factory right now
>>63954717
>>63954649
>nwo
>not realizing that the nwo is nothing but reptilian lizards wearing human skin suits who congregate in their secret base in the center of the earth
I bet you niggas also think that the earth ins't hollow
Alex Jones is a CIA/Mossad disinfo agent you shills
>>63954732
>missing the playoffs
>120 gorillion dollars
Will you stop doubting the Vikings if they beat the Shehawks this week?
>>63954747
Now you're just being stupid
>>63954774
stay salty friend
>>63954747
That's what Jewish disinfo keks like David Icke want you to think
The ayy lmaos are on our side and the NWO(demons from another dimension) are trying to keep them away
The reptillians, greys, and Nords are from our plane of existense and share our chakra and are our allies
>>63954774
>that salt
>>63954801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dEwpqd_aFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz91F2PdyPM
>>63954786
Fuck no, the Seakeks suck ass.
>>63951276
> thinking the refs will save you
Cry more pats fag. Your team doesn't get worse reffing than any other team. Gronk is being "targeted" for OPIs cus he's clearly pushing off of defenders with his massive forearm. But he won't have to worry about that this week cus he ded
>>63951456
I notice you didn't say this season. Good for you for not being delusional. Probably cus you have to keep your wits about you with all them nigs around baltipoor
Next season it could happen
>The broadcast indicated there were unconfirmed reports the suspects were male and of Middle Eastern origin, “armed with AK-47s and wearing body armor.”
>The broadcast was part of a region-wide alert issued by the San Bernardino Police Department.
this ain't no false flag isis has stuck america, I hope to god this means we are going into syria and iraq full force, I would literally quit my job and join the armed forces the day war is declared.
After thinking on this for a while, I've decided to drop the Raiders as my team. I don't want any more of the bullshit.
>"B-but they are getting better!"
Yeah, yeah.
Who do I pick up now?
>>63951296
> needing an excuse for losing to the ravens
>>63954893
Hello Rabbi.
Yes we will fight all of Israel's enemies
>>63954893
>mfw I'm still on reserve status for 6 more months and could get called back
>>63954908
I feel you breh I switched form being a broncos fan to raiders this year am thinking of moving back now that we have based brock
only thing is I made a big fuss about it on facebook and I can'rt just go back to posting shit about the broncos now, I gotta think of something or my rep on social media would be destroyed.
>>63954908
Cardinals. Best underdog bet this year imo
>>63954950
This is really good bait.
>>63954944
You got to pay your price for leeching off our tax dollars
>>63954974
>>63954950
Why the fuck would you go from the Broncos to the Raiders?
Ironically, I am actually considering the Broncos as the replacement. I like Colorado, Brock seems cool, Denver as a whole seems like a great city. I don't like switching teams though, the whole thing feels bad.
>>63954893
It's early no reports are accurate, it's literally impossible for a terrorist attack to happen post 9/11 on us soil.
I'm willing to bet its was just 3 disgruntled 4chan posters who were sick of getting booty blasted on various boards and then decided to attack a community center for autism in hopes of killing a 4chan poster or two.
>>63955041
payton was shit imo and I was sick of everyone making fun of the team, we were like 6-0 but I felt like we were 0-6 from all the ppl harrassing me on facebook and twitter,
things are much better now imo so I'm thinking of switching back, I think I'm just going to delete all those posts I made about the raiders and pretend liek it never happened.
>>63954893
I was just watching CBS
>host is interviewing a women who worked next door
"Did you see what the shooters looked like? Where they white?"
-"yea they did look like they had white skin, but I was next door and couldn't see well."
REEEEEEEEE
>>63955080
m8 watching the team win games they have no business competing in is exactly what the Broncos are about, from Elway to Tebow to dead Peyton
>>63951389
>Pats fans not understanding what a rip move is
Ever played football before?
>>63955080
Is this b8?
When you switch teams you have to bear the shame. All of my friends know I was a Raiders fan, now when I switch teams from that fucking franchise I will obviously get made fun of, and I am prepared for it.
You have to earn your stripes. That is why I feel bad about going Broncos, they are a great team right now and it feels cheap jumping ship to them, but oh well. They are the only team I actually like other than the Cardinals maybe, but I don't like the NFC.
>>63955147
The thing is, when you switch teams later in life it takes a lot longer to get your cred back than if you switched as a kid.
>>63951193
Remember thanksgiving faggot??
>>63955147
During the tebow year I moved to being a niners fan and most my buddies were okay with it, when I moved from broncos to raiders it was well recivied, mostly becuase I live in the bay area, but I think moving back to the broncos will generate a lot of hate that I'm not prepared for.
Imo social media hits me harder than irl interactions one time my ex posted on my wall that I had a small dick and was bad in bed and I lost my shit and almost tried to kill myself by taking 50 Tylenol , my grandma saw that shit everyone did
>>63954649
>Bernie Sanders
Are you fucking kidding? This faggot wants to expand all government roles and wants to ban all "non hunting" guns
>>63955185
I give you credit for stringing me along this far, well meme'd sir.
>>63955207
I wish it were made up breh, I have to go to counseling and suicide prevention group therapy twice a week for like 6 months or else my parents were going to stop paying my rent, it was hell.
>me being surprised
>Tim Bradley compaining about defenders being able to hit people and >muh rules
Pick one
Dolphins
>>63955251
hitting receivers in the knees shouldn't be allowed, and if the refs didn't blow about 8 other huge calls gronk wouldn't be injured because he wouldn't be in that situation
>>63951243
Why do Iggles fans even want their team to win? If I was a Philly fan I would root for them to lose all their games so Chip Kelly would have a better chance of being fired.
Their season is over anyway, and even if they make they playoffs they're getting btfo.
>>63952298
Yes, but the panthers played them when they were at their worst.
>>63955327
Clever of them.
Bros
Is Tyler Eifert going to be ok?
;_;
>He shuts his truck off when he goes into the store
Bronco fan here. I really want Peyton to come back and lead this team to the playoffs and beyond. Osweiler is Gabbert tier.
>>63955400
>broncos fan
I think you meant manning fan
>>63955394
I love living in white majority places
>>63955123
I actually don't understand it. What does it mean when the defender pulls a rip move and why is it not holding?
>>63955400
I agree Broncos fag. Put Peyton back in for the playoffs so you guys can lose first round and we don't have to see your shit team in the post season for very long
Packers are so fucking shit
>>63951193
top shelf rekt
>>63955407
It would be a shitty way to end Manning's career if they don't bring him back. He still has enough in the tank.
>>63955432
The Broncos are making the AFC title game minimum.
>>63955425
Eyeshield 21 taught me that tall guys use swim moves and short guys use rip moves, average height people are shitty linemen.
>>63955458
problem is, his foot injury is very age-related and it's really not easy to treat, he probably won't be 100% again
>>63955468
They can throw away a game or two just to get him the record.
>Giants fans ACTUALLY thought they would win the division
o i am laffin
>>63955601
>5-6
>only 2 game lead over last place
I wouldn't go calling it a done deal just yet anon, shit can always happen.
Wew lads
But honestly, I'd like to know how this compares to the rest of the league. Sounds bad but probably is middle of the pack at worst
> Luck is coming back
Birthday wish came true.
>>63955666
Was your birthday wish for the Colts to start losing again?
>>63955664
Why do the Pats get by with the injuries excuse?
Any other team doesn't get that benefit -- well, except Dem Boys.
>>63955680
Most teams absolutely get that benefit, are you kidding me?
What is the reason everyone gives for the Packers being shit this year? Jordy's out.
>>63955675
Luck may be shit in the regular season but he's great in the playoffs. Like most AFC qbs
>>63955689
>Most teams absolutely get that benefit, are you kidding me?
Not from what I've seen. Everytime non-Pats/Dem Boys fans bring up injuries, it's met harshly.
>MUH INJURIES
>>63955675
Nope. Super Bowl time.
>>63955464
But what's a rip move?
>>63955743
You ever fucking play football?
>>63955807
No? I played pickup games and stuff, but was never a line man anyway
>>63955860
Its when your being blocked by a person whos got better leveraged grip on your shoulders, so they teach you to get your hands inside and rip up and outwards with your own arms to get the blocker off you.
Most effective way other than bullrushing with pure strength, swim moves can be too but you have to be twice as fast as your blocker
>>63955875
What am I looking at here?
Am I now gay?
>>63955394
>voluntarily wasting gas
I can't remember the last time I enjoyed watching football.
>>63955906
When you shit on Houston?
>>63955906
Were you alive for Larry Csonka? That'd probably be it.
>>63955919
>the Houston and Tits games
Never actually believed we were the real deal. The cynicism is too strong in me.
still funny:
https://streamable.com/8fnu
>>63955906
>Broncos fan
>2011
>go 1-4 in our first 5 games, McDaniels decides to start
>TIM
>TEBOW
>first game after the bye is @Miami
>go to a bar to watch it
>the most fucking obnoxious miami fan sits a few feet from me
>completely shitting on tebow that entire game
>that fucking immense satisfaction of those 18 unanswered points in 7 minutes
>that fucking immense satisfaction of watching his heart break
>>63955712
Implying implacations
>NFL commissioner Roger Goodell just said it appears San Diego will not be able to present a viable plan in time to keep the #Chargers
Fuck.
>>63955957
Tebow Time was the best time. It will always live on in my heart.
>>63955957
Miami was 0-5 at that point, what the fuck was that fan doing talking shit
>>63955957
Not as bad as the owner deciding to "honor" the championship Florida gators team(so pretty much just teboq) during that game. What the fuck Ross. Then we lose. To Tim fucking Teboq. The memest of ALL meme qbs.
I hate this fucking team.
>>63954533
ravens
24
18
current: suggs all time: r. lewis
michael shithead crabtree followed very closely by big ben
stoolers
casino
husker du-zen arcade
12
Post yfw your team is going to win tomorrow
Post yfw your opponent is going to lose to a man named Jim Bob Cooter
you now remember the Pats hung this banner for 7 years.
>>63955997
Now you'll have to drive 8 hours to watch the team in nearby L.A. lel
>>63956090
>implying I would give money to Spanos after a move
Fuck him.
>>63956078
They took it down?
>>63951155
Daily Reminder: the Chiefs will be the first team since 1970 to start 1-5 and make the playoffs.
>>63956091
Is there anything better than watching a McCarthy ball team that has to play from behind?
NFL : Relocation to L.A. plans have been shot down
>>63956114
took it down last year because they realized it was fucking retarded
if only the Colts could do the same with their banners
>>63955251
>Tim Bradley compaining about defenders
He literally said that it was a perfectly legal hit and that he doesn't blame defenders for playing that way. Go fuck yourself shitposter
>>63956150
>Relocation to L.A. plans have been shot down
What?
>>63956171
How is it retarded? It's not like you finish 16-0 every regular season
>>63956137
you don't like watching le 3rd down free play man.
Getting pathetic to see Rodgers rely so much on these broken plays.
>>63956214
>how is it retarded
were you an AFC finalist?
>>63956200
Deadline set for January, will be a vote in Houston meeting
>>63956150
Oh boy! Another year of mediocre football in STL
LOL
O
L
https://twitter.com/denverpost/status/672092085495853056
>>63956302
>Kiszla
into the trash he goes
>>63956326
is he your city's troll reporter? the ones in boston are fucking annoying
https://twitter.com/rloweon7/status/672205069232807938
>miko grimes trying to get people to feel sorry for her
>>63956352
every city has (at least) one
>>63956223
that's what happens when your WR corps is made up of slow old people and slot recievers
>>63955689
The Packers are dealing with more injuries than Jordy but I'd say the fact that they continue to start Davante Adams at WR is a bigger issue
>>63956352
>the ones
>implying literally every media member in Boston isnt a fucking negative dickwad troll in some way
Old racist republicans, faggy negative Liberals (Felger especially), and beat writers and columnists like Shaughnessy and Volin that thrive on writing the negative narrative
"Anti-homer"
Fuck off, contrarian faggots. Im not one for homerism reporting, but there's nothing "objective" about what they report
>>63956066
>TFW the announcers look for excuses to say based Jim Bobs full name
>>63956369
he's been relying on those plays for years. I'm not saying that its not a desirable asset, but Rodgers seems to bank on that shit to keep drives alive.
Why is Brady such a whiny bitch?
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14274687/tom-brady-new-england-patriots-wants-rule-change-protect-receivers
>>63956399
how the fuck does Shaughnessy still have a job
>>63956234
>implying those are the same achievements
Take off those shades, son.
>>63956425
because he's running out of years to collect more asterisks with
>>63956427
Because, despite everything I said, he is magnificent writer. I just hate the fact he's such a negative faggot, especially when it comes to the Sox
>>63956435
anything that isn't
>division champions
>conference champions
>league champions
>>63956425
it's not going to be easy for defenders to aim for a shoulder-hips strikezone in live play
>>63956066
Carr is going to throw 3 INTS
>>63956406
And just like in real life, the cooter controls the Johnson, telling it what to do and where to go and how to do its job
>>63956464
How many times do you see a team finishing 16-0 in a regular season?
>>63956468
Carr has never thrown 3 ints, more likely that he throws 3 tds
>>63956468
PETERS
D
R
O
T
Y
>>63956482
Who cares unless you win the owl?
Panthers could go 16-0 playing mostly shit teams.
>>63956353
>a side of her we've never seen
So her mouth will be closed?
Won't lie, though, I'd bang her
>>63951320
>4. Falcons
King of SEC doesn't represent all of us. We're not salty, just depressed.
Defensive players should have to wear bubblewrap so that they cannot injure offensive players.
>>63956504
They weren't playing shit teams that season though
>>63956468
more like 3 tds m8
and CWood gonna pick off Smeth
>>63956552
who gives a shit, James Harrison could teach you a thing or two.
>>63956506
lmao
>Rosh Lowe @rloweon7 9m9 minutes ago
She says that she has been humiliated and lost her job all "because of a lie" It's @iHeartMiko story at 10 @wsvn
>>63956507
>implying KOS isn't GOAT shitposting tripfag
come at me ni**er
>>63951573
Didn't Von Miller get held in half of the plays ?
>>63956753
not like that's different from any other game
>>63956753
what's new
>>63956699
The real one left long ago, his trip got broken
>>63956810
I'll always miss that dumb bastard /cfb/ threads just aren't the same
>>63956839
DPBH and Lake should be reversed since DPHB has such a huge unrequited love for Lake and his boypussy
>>63956873
But those two only have eyes for Charlie
>>63956839
>you will never be recognized as a tripfag
>no matter how much you shitpost
>>63956352
yeah he is the Denver troll reporter
>>63951155
>be OP
>be ass-devastated by the Chefs
lel
>>63956839
>tfw not on the trip charlie brown
>>63956839
>obessing this much over tripfags
kill your'reself my man
>>63956897
I always thought Peppermint Patty and that glasses bitch had like a thing for each other
>>63956571
Raiders have one of the worst run ds so expect a lot of ground game from kc
>>63956790
>>63956808
Nothing new.Just pointing that out.
The pics of jersey grabbing by the Broncos are cringeworthy.
>>63956571
>The National Acting Executive of Game Time Management and Efficiency
>throwing picks to the Raiders
WHO DAT SAID DEY GONE BEAT DA RAVENS
>>63956914
>>63956934
Faggots
>>63957036
>mfw smeth is only 76 PA with no INT away from breaking tom brady's record
kill yourselves Bengals fans
IDS HABBENING!!
>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter - 2m Randy Moss to sign with the New England Patriots confirmed
>>63957064
>Patriots "fans"
How's your second season with the pats going? :^)
>>63957175
No it's not
>>63957198
Yes it is Nigel, you faggot.
>>63956066
>tfw I wouldn't be surprised if this happens
still betting on the packers
>>63957064
faggot
TURN ON FOX ISIS ATTACKED CALIFORNIA
>Less than 24 hours until the GREAT KEKING OF 2015
LIONS VS PACKERS
ANOTHER ONE
>>63957176
>only the Patriots have a bandwagon
Sure I'll play
Better than yours, 4-7
>Panthers record vs +.500 teams
>Colts, Texans, Seahawks, Packers
>Losses: 0 (zero)
>kektriots record vs +.500 teams
>Wins: Jest, Clots, Stillers
>Losses: Buncos
hmm...
So, when the Chargers move, what team should I switch to?
>>63951320
As Tony Romo is my QB, I can agree with this.
>dez bryant caught that
>next year hide you kids hide your wife
>cause we'll be raping everyone in here
>>63957377
The Ravens have never had a bandwagon, try again nigger
>>63957433
>implying the Texans and Seahawks are good
>implying they played a healthy Jets team
>using Colts than Clots because you are a faggot
I'm a Jets fan too btw not a Bombston fan. You're just an idiot
Comfy as fuck right now. I'll take 2 requests for new wallpapers
>>63957474
>implying the Texans wont BTFO the Patrishits
>>63957473
>The Ravens have never had a bandwagon, try again nigger
lel were you not here when /nfl/ was /bal/ once the Ravens won the Owl?
I LIKE THAT
>>63957444
A wildly inconsistent team that shows flashes of brilliance and upsets good teams but never actually amounts to anything.
Have you considered the Rams?
>>63957482
wallpaper of brees looking depressed a bunch
>>63957502
Blake?
Just finished watching Hard Knocks for this season (Texans), any other similar tv series or documentaries you can recommend?
>>63957482
Us12s
>>63957482
Did you ever make that "Welcome to the D" wallpaper now that there are decent pictures of Ngata in a Lions uniform?
>>63957506
Why would I switch to the team that they would be moving in with?
>>63957313
Everyone picking Packers again. I dont see how they'll play any better at Ford Field.
>>63957473
>>63957495
>revealing that you're new af
LOL
You know you done fucked up, right senpai?
>>63957512
no kirk
>>63957473
So you've been here since last season then? Because somehow so many Baltinigger trips and fans popped up out of nowhere, faggot.
>>63957474
>implying clots and jets are better than the seakeks
>>63957583
holy shit i didn't even realize this
SMETH MAGIC
>>63957583
>tfw smeth magic should make da Broncs win da Owl
>>63957653
they blew out the lions first, it only works on the first try sry pham
>>63957635
>Loins this year
>Pats last year
IS THERE ANYTHING SMETH CAN'T DO?
>>63957672
Well it only promises superb Owl appearances.
Both can be BTFO with smeth magic
>>63957508
>>63957517
On it
>>63957518
Nope, don't even remember that request. I can do it next time though
>implying smeth magic isn't real
Did OJ do it?
>>63957583
Thank you based Smeth
>>63957583
THANK YOU BASED SMETH
>>63956966
Nah, people who don't pay attention to the comics think so, but Patty and Marcy both want that Charlie D.
>Packers are getting more picks for a win at Ford Field than they did at Lambeau
For what reason? They look much worse now than they did a few weeks ago and the Lions look much much better. Why is there any reason to believe the Packers will play any better in Ford Field than Lambeau?
>>63957583
Thank you Based Smeth
>>63958101
le "it cant happen again" maymay
>>63958101
Because the Lions are like the NFC Browns
>>63954533
>your team
Texans
>your current age
23
>your age when you became a fan of your team
9-10 fan since the beginning
>favorite player
Cushing
>least favorite player
Whoever broke Shaub in Tampa Bay
>least favorite team
Cowboys
>favorite movie
The Warriors
>favorite album
Illmatic
>how many partners you've had sex with
Too many too count. I think the latest one gave me HIV.
>>63958101
>>63953163
Does playing against the Redskins offend Sam Bradford?
>>63956066
> beating the Packers
> an accomplishment
Pick one, bruh
>>63958281
If the Lions do win tomorrow Im expecting a pretty heavy drop in your weekly power rankings
>>63956839
Thats surprisingly accurate
>>63958310
It's Sneak, I'm pretty sure he'd put the Packers at 32 if he could get away with it.
>>63958281
the packers are a great team desu
>>63958310
>>63958342
Right now they're at 16. Lions are at 20 I think. Depends on how the other games go but if they lose they'll probably drop to like 22 or something.
>>63956504
Can't win the Owl during the season, so you enjoy what your team CAN do. Mine is undefeated, how's yours doing?
>>63954485
That looks like a tasty soda called sprite. I am 100% certain there is no assault weapons in it. Can you toss me a can bro.
>his team hasn't beaten the Patriots
what keks tbqh
anyone got a webm of CJ's OT TD run
>>63954533
Carolina panthers
27
7
Jake delhomme
Matt Ryan
Atlanta falcons
Unleashed
6
>>63954485
Shotgun in the tissue box was the best
is joe flacco still a elite quarterback?
>>63958816
>still
>>63958617
>mfw I still have my old Got Jake? shirt from 12 years ago
>>63958816
In the All-ACL league he is.
Who /wrapping presents/ here?
>>63958928
your mum wrapped my dick with her vagoo
>all of this relocation news leaking today
>gonna get BTFO'd by the Cards at home, bought tickets to this game months ago when the hype was real
>Quinn still unstable and probably out
>QB situation looking like utter shit, other fans are calling for Mannion to start for some stupid fucking reason
>injured my own damn rotator cuff in the gym today
What a fucking week.
>>63958954
I gave your mom a white Christmas you gay
>Team is doing well
>Horrendous defense
>Entertaining defense
>Games are still close
>Almost time for the playoffs
>My team may not make it
>Every year I bite the cake, and get the razor
My pain is lessened by the fact that you read this
How mad are you right now?
>>63958610
Made just for you, ;)
>>63959034
>dat AFCW domination
Get fucked, Peypey.
Depressed Brees for whoever wanted him
>>63958928
>not buying gift cards for your whole family so you can spend more time shitposting
>>63959057
>you will never learn how to QB from master peypey
>>63959034
Remove Queefs and is perfect
>>63959034
100% un-russell'd
>>63959057
>pats in charge of not falling down
>>63959092
Don't be jealous there, St. Louis.
TYBC
>>63959034
S
M
E L I T E
T
H
I don't even give a fuck about what happens the rest of this season I will consider it a great season if we just beat the fucking Falcons this week.
AFC BEST
AFC LEAST
>AFC SOUTH
AFC FOURTH
GET FUCKED
WEST COAST IS BEST COAST
>>63959314
I hope you guys do to. To win the NFC south division before we even play would be great. I hope we blow out the saints like last year. Brees and Ryan are faggots.
>>63959078
nice
>>63959078
Where's long neck Brees?
>>63954533
Cowboys
27
3
Tony Romo
Vontaze Burfict or however you spell his name. The dirty bengals player that's even worse than Suh. Fuck that guy.
Eagles
Star Wars
I don't listen to albums
2
I haven't watched American Football in some time.
What's with the sudden increase in black quaterbacks?
>>63951155
>FA:Ravens working out free agent QB Ryan Mallett
>have your own player roll up onto your star QB to end the season
>pick6 Schaub ended up winning a game
>go get the next worst QB available
confirmed for throwing the season
>>63959335
great lakes area = best area
get your own water you drought niggers
>>63959533
overhyped memes
>>63959486
>increase in black quarterbacks
There's always been 3-4 out and about, you just don't remember it.
>>63959533
"some time" as in 50 years?
2012 was the year of the meme with Cam Newton, Russell Wilson, Colin Kaepernick, and RG3 being touted as "le future"
>>63959555
The WEST COAST IS NEAR A FUCKING OCEAN YOU MICHIGAY
>>63959034
>Carr in top 5 again
well what a surprise...
>>63959569
this
early 00's, there was still McNabb, Culpepper, Vick etc.
they carve a role consistently even if they never reach GOAT status
>>63959539
>pick6 Schaub ended up winning a game
Did you even watch it? 56 seconds left, tie ball-game, Ravens in their own territory and Schaub throws a pick. If it was any team OTHER than the Browns, the Ravens would have lost that game and it would have been entirely Schaub's fault.
>>63959569
err, meant for >>63959533
>>63958928
>quit job
>have no money to buy family Christmas gifts
>they keep asking me what I want and I keep saying nothing because I can't afford to get anything in return
>I know they are going to get me gifts anyways
Yeah I'm going to feel like a piece of shit this christmas. I guess I can just give my mom a pine cone or steal a fishing rod out of someone's garage for my dad
>>63954533
>your team
THE DENVER BRONCOS
>current age
20
>your age when you became a fan of your team
pretty much instilled from birth desu, I can't ever remember not considering them my team and not considering mexicans in Raider snapbacks to be faggots
>favorite player
I really like Chris Harris Jr tbqh
>least favorite player
from my team: Tyler Polumbus I'm sorry but it hurts to watch you
from any team: Kaepernick is just completely unlikeable on every level
>favorite movie
Alien (from this year, Ex Machina)
>favorite album
El-P - Cancer 4 Cure
>sexual partners
2, casual sex kind of nauseates me
>>63959578
yet you spic kikes still want to rape the lakes to support your useless hispanic population and all of the shitty unsustainable, artificial industries you faggots run
all while your libkek overlords try to pretend they care about the environment
KILL ALL COASTERS KILL ALL COASTERS KILL ALL COASTERS KILL ALL COASTERS KILL ALL COASTERS KILL ALL COASTERS KILL ALL COASTERS KILL ALL COASTERS KILL ALL COASTERS KILL ALL COASTERS KILL ALL COASTERS KILL ALL COASTERS
>>63959653
The govt is too scared to ravage the ocean, California as a whole wants to use the ocean not the lakes, the government is to blame
>>63959627
Iktfb
>>63959571
Two of those four guys *are* the future.
>>63954533
Oh I wanna play
>your team
Kansas City Chiefs
>your current age
22
>your age when you became a fan of your team
I have some really vague memories of going to Arrowhead Stadium when I was very little and using the Chiefs in NFL Fever 2002 so I'd say it started there. My first game I can actually fully remember was Chiefs vs Jags (might have been Panthers. My sister kept calling them 'the cats' and it was pissing me off)
>favorite player
All time favorite Chief is Priest Holmes but right now Im loving my dude Marcus Peters.
>least favorite player
Aquib Talib. I've always hated that faggot even when he played for KU
>least favorite team
Broncos because division. Patriots overall.
>favorite movie
Enter the Void
>favorite album
Feels - Animal Collective
>how many partners you've had sex with
4
Some of you are alright
Don't go to the Raiders - Chiefs game if you're chiefs fan
Us12s for whoever wanted it
>>63954533
>your team
patriots
>your current age
21
>your age when you became a fan of your team
9
>favorite player
current: hightower
all times: ken stabler, dude seems cool
>least favorite player
idk
>least favorite team
not sure
>favorite movie
blade runner
>favorite album
animals
>how many partners you've had sex with
0 (>tears)
>>63959920
Pls dont shoot chiefs fans they are nice people. Just shoot Chicanos
>>63955875
>this is banter against the Chiefs now
Pathetic
>>63959757
holy hell. no way any dual-kek qb is ever going to be top 5 in the league after age 33. That's the premium on pocket passers. Brady might be playing his best ever ball right now. And look at Manning two years ago; he'd probably still be doing well also if he could feel his fingers and walk.
>>63954533
>>your team
Puckers
>>your current age
22
>>your age when you became a fan of your team
10
>>favorite player
Darren sharper all time (rip)
Currently its the j-crew, Janis, Jordy, Jared
>>least favorite player
Kappernick
>>least favorite team
Cowboys
>>favorite movie
Gladiator or the thin red line
>>favorite album
Lonesome crowded west
>>how many partners you've had sex with
Been with the same one since I was 18
>>63959920
You aren't going to get very far in your spree at a raiders game since everyone there already carries a gun or a shank
>>63959995
>bandwagoning the Pats in 03
>>63960047
Uh oh we got a Malick fan in here.
Pro tip. Don't watch his new films. They're all shit. Except for Tree of Life
>>63960047
>no James Jones
> J crew
>>63960094
Jones isnt white though
>watching Turning Point
>Texans v Saints
>JJ Watt constantly running his mouth on the sideline
>entire team looks like they want him to shut the fuck up
What a memer
>>63960105
And that matters why?
He's their receiving leader isn't he?
>>63951426
Looking at the number, he could have taken the snap and threw a screen to the guy in the bottom left. Probably would have gotten a first.
If you're gonna run a meme little-league tier play, then at least run it right.
>>63960074
I don't think I've seen any other malick film desu
But I have been meaning you watch tree of life
>>63960135
It matters because I was listing my personal favorite players
>>63960168
Watch Badlands and Tree of Life senpai
>>63954533
>tfw everyone on /sp/ especially the tripfags are studs
can't say i'm surprised
>>63960163
their intention was to draw the patriots offsides or take a delay of game
The problem was that they hadn't once run that play in practice with that particular center. So center got hands on his ass, assumed it meant snap, so he did.
>>63960215
Will do brother
>tfw lexplorer turn 25 tomorrow
>only reason i know is because i have the exact same birthdate as him
>>63960232
He's 25? Nigga looks to be in his 40s.
>>63954533
>your team
Pats
>your current age
27
>your age when you became a fan
5
>favorite player
Edeljew
>least favorite player
OBJ. Hasn't won shit and he is already cocky.
>least favorite team
Dolphins
>favorite movie
Monty Python's the Meaning of Life
>favorite album
The Sickness
>How many Partners you've had sex with
11
>>63960285
>this entire post
>>63960232
How many more months
>>63954533
>your team
TTU RED RAIDERS
>your current age
36
>your age when you became a fan of your team
18
>favorite player
Graham Harrell
>least favorite player
Baker Gayfield
>least favorite team
Texas
>favorite movie
The Notebook
>favorite album
n/a
>how many partners you've had sex with
4545214234234723984723465236454890545623746145263540593478956263156452343495984657154237-9048346576348934-78481576347857129054834756347856
Where's the autistic Chiefs fan copypasta
Should I go take more xanax?
>>63960362
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>63957728
Yeah just before the season started I requested a wallpaper with Levy, Ngata and Slay with the caption "Welcome to the D" but you said it couldn't be done because the only pictures of Ngata in a Lions uniform was during practice, since he didn't play during the preseason at all. It's cool though whenever you can get to it.
>>63960442
>Ngata over Ziggy
Niggas on a role. 2nd in the league in sacks.
Is Clowney a bust?
>>63959627
I like that movie
>>63954533
>>your team
puckers
>>your current age
22-26 >doxing yourself
>>your age when you became a fan of your team
as long as I can remember but I really got into football at 12-13
>>favorite player
Donald Driver all time
lacy or Rodgers now
>>least favorite player
idk suh
>>least favorite team
queens right now
>>favorite movie
>having a favorite
>>favorite album
>>how many partners you've had sex with
0 :^)
>>63960354
thats a big number
>>63960376
yes
Hi
>>63954533
>Bucs
>21
>when I learned that Tampa Bay had a team
>Lavonte David
>Hardy
>Cowboys
>Dazzed and Confused
>don't have a single favorite
>0
>>63960527
Oops I meant *Dazed there
I'm sorry it's late
post your victory celebration face after the loins beat the pack tomorrow
>>63954533
>your team
Los Patriotas De Nueva Inglaterra
>your current age
25
>your age when you became a fan of your team
4 is the earliest I remember wearing a Pats shirt and watchig football with Dad and Grandpa
>favorite player
Current: my nigga Channy Jones
All time: Ty Law, Bruschi, Brady
>least favorite player
Me. 120 mil, Joe Flaccid and soft bitchmade faggot Talib
>least favorite team
Ratbirds, Clots, Jests
>favorite movie
True Romance and Casino
>favorite album
Metropolis pt.2: Scenes from a Memory by Dream Theater
>how many partners you've had sex with
16
>>63954533
>Bengals
>18
>3
>A.J. Green
>Chris Lewis-Harris for the Bengals/Joe Flacco otherwise
>Ravens
>Ferris Buellar's Day Off
>Graduation
>4
>>63960558
>packers and lions just played each other 2 weeks ago
>playing each other again tomorrow
>packers and lions both had games last Thursday
>both playing again on Thursday tomorrow
Who makes the NFL schedule and why are they so inept
>>63954533
>your team
Raiderps
>your current age
28
>your age when you became a fan of your team
5
>favorite player
Bo Jackson/Tim Brown
>least favorite player
JaMarcuss Sip N' Grip
>least favorite team
Iggles
>favorite movie
Princess Bride
>favorite album
Tool-10,000 Days
>how many partners you've had sex with
around 10
>>63960037
i think its aimed toward the rams as they are the shit
I'm really surprised at how old you guys are
Another South Korean NFL video was released
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRrijG3gyGc
>>63960610
that's almost as bad as the Panthers and Falcons playing each other twice in three weeks
>>63960661
>Tool-10,000 Days
>>63960771
I know
I couldn't believe it when I noticed that on the schedule a few weeks ago
It's terrible
>>63960680
I assume most people are lying
no way all caps is 36
>>63951155
can i get one of those that has the Bucs logo on it
should be good practice for when the ball goes in
>>63960830
Surely the irony in this post is intentional
>>63960847
the bucs are going to rape the falcons and you know it
So we all agree that Clowney isn't a bust?
>>63960713
Nice, not as good as them making Belicheat Sheev, but funny how they brought Suh back.
Imagine if during the game Suh burst into the game in his Dolphin's uniform to stomp on Rogers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfDJl8_QvmA
>>63960866
no he's definitely a bust
>>63960956
What would he have to do to not be a bust tho?
>>63960806
>hating tool
>>63960982
ideally play well
>>63961034
So he's playing poorly?
>>63961030
Tool is literally the poster child for 2deep4u fedora music
>>63954533
>your team
Cowboys
>your current age
23
>your age when you became a fan of your team
10
>favorite player
Jason Witten/Tony Romo
All time is Roger Staubach
>least favorite player
none
>least favorite team
R*dskins
>favorite movie
Warrior
>favorite album
Don't have one
>how many partners you've had sex with
1
>>63954533
>your team
Seahawks
>your current age
29
>your age when you became a fan of your team
18
>favorite player
all-time, league-wide: Favre
current: Richard Sherman
>least favorite player
Suh
>least favorite team
Patriots (from well before Owl 49)
>favorite movie
Starship Troopers
>favorite album
Discovery
>how many partners you've had sex with
π
New thread when
>>63954533
>Titans
>19
>15
>Marcus Mariota
>I guess JJ Watt since he's just an asshole to other players for being themselves
>Jags/Texans. Luck and the Colts are an alright organization so they're not as bad
>Amadeus, Royal Space Force The Wings of Honneamise, or The Big Lebowski.
>Daphnis et Chloe by Maurice Ravel or New World Symphony by Antonin Dvorak
>
Thanks for tuning in to know your trip
>>63961049
For a #1 overall pick yes. He is playing like he was undrafted.
