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NE:Pats: Gronkowski is officially week to week
ARZ:Cardinals place Chris Johnson on I.R./return
CLE:Josh McCown (collarbone) done for the season
DAL:Jerry: Tony Romo will be QB 4-5 more years
PIT:Tomlin disagrees, says Ben had concussion
CLE:Browns bring back WR(?) Terrelle Pryor
PIT:Big Ben confirms he did not suffer concussion
ARZ:Report: Chris Johnson out six-to-eight weeks
CLE:McCown suffered 'possible broken collarbone'
BAL:Ravens down Browns on blocked FG-turned-TD
CIN:Report: No structural damage in Eifert's neck
SEA:Seahawks place Jimmy Graham (knee) on I.R.
Raiders
>>63940162
>Smeth
Jerry please let Romo die in peace. He is tired.
Was Brock Lobster good, or did the Pat's horrid secondary and Broncos' run-game make him look better?
SIXTH for Bengals winning the AFC north
>>63940218
Both
>>63940218
yes
>Spencer Ware started his first NFL game last week for the Kansas City Chiefs and his 114 rushing yards were not just a career professional high but also for college. Ware's best day in his 35 games at LSU came against Florida in 2011, when he ran for 109 yards.
>>63940218
Brock Lobster did okay, he would have looked much better if Demaryius wasn't looking like the snow had him spooked (he was like 1-13 to Demaryius and it was almost always DT's fault, just a bad game for him)
NE was playing good coverage all game so he had to make some solid throws, and I guess he gets some credit for the run game too because they obviously run better with Brock on the field
Packers Offense is last in PPG, Total YPG, Pass YPG, and 3rd down percentage. Oh how the mighty have fallen
Post em'
>>63940271
I feel like at this point anybody can have a good game running under an Andy Reid team
>>63940296
>Packers Offense is last in PPG, Total YPG, Pass YPG
How?
>>63940302
if you're going to repost it can you at least do it right the second time? this chart is shit
>>63940324
I had never thought that the standard was correct. Thought I'd illustrate how far each team strayed from apathy, in either direction.
>>63940296
>>63940311
On what planet?
>>63940315
Am I reading how to fill this out wrong or are you?
>>63940355
well that's what you get for thinking
>>63940296
It makes me sick to see the Falcons so high in total YPG and 3rd down % yet so mediocre in points. Long drives leading to nothing.
>NFC Least
>>63940363
>6 favorite teams
what
>>63940412
at least represented all 4 teams in the division though
>>63940363
I meant in the NFC playoff standings
>New England and Carolina gifted with easy as fuck gimme wins this week
>babby schedules in general
Has there ever been weaker 11-0 and 10-1 teams in history?
Ohio Ohio
Flex Brown
Flex Brown
>>63940437
Are you retarded? I only count three.
>>63940501
>Just played a 9-2 team on the road
>Babby schedule
Which team is your team, faggot?
what the fuck????
why is mayo so good at predicting things????
>>63940218
From a pats fan, he looked good. Nothing more. Nothing less. The pats defense with Collins and Hightower both out of play is closer to 8th in the league than its current whatever 3rd or 2nd ranking, but osweiler did well against them.
I'm still fucking mad about the flags and lack of flags in that game, but osweiler did well.
>>63940541
take another look, he's got a Redskins shirt, Cowboys jacket, Giants hat, and Eagles ringless fingers
>>63940565
Literally every other team you play floats around .500 below or slightly above it
>>63940606
oh shit
>>63940527
TWOOOO JAY
TWOOOOO JAY
>>63940414
Teams I like to follow for news and fantasy implications
>>63940638
Again, which team is your team, faggot?
>>63940606
Damn
Kyle Shanahan does it again.
Another QB is dead
RIP in peace Matt Ryan
>>63940678
not like he was much of a QB anyway, who really cares?
>>63940606
The autist just went full fucking HAM
>>63940678
>kills RG3 AND destroys his career
>destroys Manziel's career
>kills Ryan
Fucking Christ Kyle Shanahan is a savage.
>>63940606
Damn, bringin the bantz
>>63940271
>somehow Les Miles is still LSU's coach
>somehow LSU fans AND football fans around the country overwhelmingly approve of the job he is doing, even though football fans usually never agree on anything
>somehow people will try to defend this
When is he going to die? This needs to end. He's somehow WORSE than old Al Davis. Al at least only lost it in the last five years of his life. Jerruh's been crazy for nearly his entire ownership of the Cowboys.
Stephen needs to fucking smother him with a pillow. Oil needs to be found under AT&T Stadium so the US military can effect a regime change. This has to stop.
>>63940296
Actually they're not last in any of those but okay...
Will Famous Jameis be the first QB to sign an extension with the Bucs?
>>63940355
I agree with your way or even selecting a single block.
>>63940606
DE - STROYED
>>63940218
>>63940286
I guess I missed out on the 'Lobster' thing, can anyone help
>>63940659
What's that have to do with anything?
>>63940929
It's a reference to a shitty song by a shitty band.
>>63940874
Have fun with Johnny Manziel as Romo's replacement, Cowpokes.
>>63940830
>implying anyone other than RG3 destroyed RG3's career
He demanded Shanahan use him like a pure passer even though he couldn't hack it.
>>63940874
How is it his fault that Romo got hurt?
>Al at least only lost it in the last five years of his life.
You're high dude, he was already losing it when Gruden was the coach, that's why Gruden wanted to gtfo of there.
Dubs decides my next franchise team in Madden
>>63940948
>shitty song by a shitty band.
You have to be 18 to post on 4crabs
>>63941052
Detroit
>>63941052
The Detroit Lions
>>63941052
Leaveland
>>63941060
They have literally one good song, which is Roam. Everything else is annoying as fuck.
>>63941052
Houston Oilers (not Titans)
>>63941052
L.A. Chargers
>>63941052
Jags
>>63941052
Casey Chefs
>>63940606
EAGLES REKT
>>63941052
Raiders
ez pz
>>63941087
I just learned every one calls him Brock Lobster because of some shitty ancient song by a forgettable band.
Any one who calls him 'Lobster'
>>>redittu
>>63941052
Lions
>>63941052
Loins
Lions
>>63941052
The all-25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOk8noXSkpc
>ELPRESADOR bandwagoning the Panthers
>>63941052
Loins
>>63941052
The New York Patriots
>>63941052
Titans
>>63941052
Lions
>>63941052
Browns
>>63941052
Cleveland
>>63941052
Jags
>>63941052
Leaveland forever
>>63940606
kek Iggles BTFO by an autist
>>63941052
$(ers
>>63941052
London Jaguars
>>63941052
Browns
>>63941052
The titans
>>63941052
New England
>>63941052
The Titans
>>63941052
cubbies
>>63940148
Mush Mouth Mustache Miller
Ibba sacca youuba tubba bittttchha
>>63941052
Anaheim Ducks
>>63941052
Oakland Raiders
>>63941052
Redskins
>"You like that?"
>>63941052
>no one got dubs yet
This thread is a cursed as the Browns. So be them
>>63941052
The Crusaders
what ever happened to that jordy nelson guy?
>>63941052
The eventual Super Bowl Champions, Carolina Panthers
>all them replies
>no dubs
jeez
>>63941052
49ers
Do you think she would make a good NFL cheerleader?
What qualities do they look for generally besides acrobatics
>>63941414
Double 14s
>>63941052
check these seahawks
>>63941052
Baltimore
>>63941431
>she
Bruce Jenner is a better "woman"
>>63941052
London Jaguars
>>63941052
titans
check 'em
>>63941052
The Filthadelphia Eagles.
>>63941440
Just like the Browns.
Close, but never close enough.
>>63941052
Roger Goodell Refs
>>63941431
If that's a dude, then I'm definitely gay.
>>63941052
The /sp/ mods
All 400 pound 5'0" manlets
>>63941052
kaepernick and the memers
>>63940286
Unbiased opinion here
Everyone is blaming Thomas but if you watch the game you'll see he only made like 2-3 bad plays on the ball. The rest of the missed passes were on Brockster. Overall he didn't play badly though and even picked up some yards rushing which Pey Pey can't do anymore. Think a few more games and he continues to improve, he could be okay. Maybe even win a playoff game with that defense if the rushing game shows up.
>>63941052
Royals
>>63941483
This
>>63941052
4chan /sp/artans with me, Anonymous Maximus, as your QB
>>63941052
Packers
>>63941052
custom team, cupcake stats
name: the faggots
>>63941052
Patriots. Lord Brady wills it.
>>63941052
Minnesota child abusers
>>63941052
>this futility
Buffalo
>>63941052
London silly-nannies
>>63941052
Da Burrs
>>63941452
>>63941480
She's a woman
>>63941052
Mootykin Cuddlies
>implying Sexy Rexy isn't your SB winning QB
>>63941052
Los Raiders
>>63941495
I'm not like, indicting Thomas, but I think that a lot of them were also timing errors or miscommunications that I wouldn't put on Brock
I hope they get more familiar with each other quickly, I don't want to wait until 2016 for Osweiler to Thomas to be a big deal
>>63941052
>>63941555
R O Y A L S
O
Y
A
L
S
>>63941052
>30 posts without dubs
Texans and immediately trade JJ
>>63941052
Panthers.
>>63941052
Fuck you for this
>>63941555
>trips
These don't count, nor does your none answer faggot.
The true answer is the Toronto Argonauts
>>63941052
So much for a 1/10 chance.
Browns?
>>63941052
Bengals
was there a better hit this weekend
>>63941052
>jest
>>63941052
dolphins
>>63941052
browns
>>63941052
The Utter Embarrassments so you'll always remember this
>>63941590
Mad at the Royals?
>>63941052
LIONS
>>63941052
Rae Carruth's Parolees
>>63941052
holy shit has no one gotten dubs thats like 40 tries w/o
>>63941644
welp, there ya go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRrijG3gyGc
>>63940162
Thank you based Smeth.
A loss for the razorcakes is a win for the jets
>>63941644
Fucking finally.
>>63941662
Based gooks
>>63940606
IGGLES BTFO
>>63941052
Bengals
Browns QB depth chart:
1) Austin Davis
2) Terrell Pryor
3) Ryan Leaf
4) Danny Shelton
POWER GAP
99999) Rex Grossman
999999999) Dwayne Bowe
9999999999999999) Johnny Manziel
>>63941052
Cowboys with Johnny as the starter
>>63940606
>being THIS btfo by an autist
>iggles
>>63941483
Ayy
>>63941483
Pablo Sandoval is a mod?
>>63940218
>hands ball off to rb
>gets praised as second coming qb
>>63941052
Jacksonville Jags with Tim Tebow as the starter
>>63941869
Reroll
>>63941052
Cleveland
>>63941833
He is now
>>63940606
>and Eagles ringless fingers
oh shit negro... i felt that burn from here
Also the Packers are shit and my power rankings are literally perfect
Is Duke Johnson the only decent play that Ray Farmer has drafted?
>>63941599
Why the fuck did that draw a flag?
>super qt came over my house yesterday to take some christmas photos of her and her family (I have a nice backdrop for that kind of shit)
>she brings an outfit for her bastard kid
>it includes a fedora
>kids already a fedora wearing faggot and he's not even 6 months old
the good news is that it made the girl a lot less attractive, which means I want to be a kek less and less
feels good senpaitachi
>>63941941
it didn't it was unrelated
Will this be that draft class fondly remembered like the 2004 class?
Luck's numbers unimportant due to injury and the Immortal Matt.
>>63941957
>even considering being with a woman who already has children
>>63941976
>Will this be that draft class fondly remembered like the 2004 class?
Not even.
>>63941957
That's a really interesting post about football.
>>63940501
Patriots vs Eagles
Classic Trap game if I've ever seen one and Charlie Sheen got AIDS from a tranny
Is there ANY team more dangerous heading into the 2017 playoffs?
>>63942009
>Eagles
>trap game for anyone at this point
>>63942035
>implying playoffs
>>63941976
Kirk confirmed GOAT
Phi : Chip Kelly mugged during Philadelphia Eagles training, broken nose and jaw
>>63941989
>not getting your dick wet and mooching child support/alimony at the same time
>>63941997
That's a really interesting post about how ass-destroyed you are.
>>63942096
IT'S TRUE
OH FUCK BTFO
>>63942009
If the iggles win Tom Brady will have to commit ritual sudoku on the field to protect his honor
>>63942159
no its not
>>63942035
>is there a team more dangerous in the 2017 playoffs
>cowboy
Probably not. If they choke as hard as this year. I could see an epidemic of people in the hospital from missing sides.
>>63942009
Was tho iggle fans before or after being btfo by an autist.
>>63940606
one thing he has that you don't
A home
>>>/b/655021999
>If this post is dubs, Eagles beat Patriots this weekend.
>If trips, Eagles win by 25+ points.
>If quads, Brady suffers a career ending injury.
Well... it's decided.
>>63940606
>take another look, he's got a Redskins shirt, Cowboys jacket, Giants hat, and Eagles ringless fingers
not even an iggle fan but you literally (L I T E R A L L Y) stole this from reddit you turbo autist
>>63941052
meme
>>63942096
It's true. How does this even happen?
>>63941052
Colts
>>63942285
Thanknyou based god
>>63940678
Matt Ryan was never good.
Post pasta
The Oakland Raiders are easily one of the best all time teams, they've had 3 decades of success and 2 more of great seasons. This team just needs their coach to turn things around, Jack Del Rio will take us to our promised land : a winning season, Carr will lead the AFC WEST in pass yards and TDs, Amari Cooper will lead all rookies in touchdowns and receptions, Khalil Mack will lead us in Sacks and hurries and Charles Woodson will snag at least 5 more picks! Can a team be any greater? No, there's no team better than the Oakland Raiders, just telling it like it is /sp/.
>>63941052
razorcakes
>>63942422
Finally
http://www.inquisitr.com/2603168/dallas-cowboys-news-tony-romo-might-be-back-this-season/
its not over yet bros we still might get to see romo put in a wheelchair this season
>>63942035
>2017 playoffs
only if Jerry dies in 2016
>listening to sports radio on the drive home
>Marshawn Lynch's ad for Jaguar of Bellevue comes on
>immediately followed by his ad for Beacon Plumbing
>>63942488
>Jerry ends Romo's career this season and then brings Jawalrus Russell as his Franchise QB
Al Davis 2.0
>>63942595
Hey genius, the cowboys have had the most pro bowl players the last decade, we've done a fantastic job of drafting, we had the best draft last year in 30 years racking up 3 1st round draft picks Jerry isn't the problem so stop this meme
>>63940606
FILTHADELPHIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63942746
>2 (two) postseason wins in the last 15+ years
kek
>>63942746
Then why hasn't he fired Garrett?
>yfw the Lions beat the Packers... again
>>63942640
>mumble mumble buy dis mohugga car rot herr mumble mumble
>ayo, I clogged muh mohugga toilet mumble mumble nah a mean?
>>63942351
>coons still defending RGnig
see >>63941024
>>63942640
>leaving in Xirattle
What's the hardest position to play on the offensive line?
Asked this a few years ago and everyone said Center is the easiest. How in the fuck does that work out? A lot of the time centers are responsible for reading the defense and setting the blocking. They also have to snap the ball perfectly and immediately block their man. Seems like Centers hold a lot more responsibility.
>>63942595
>>63942678
Why are people back to hating Jerry? The Cowboys have built a solid roster since he handed the reigns over to his son. Nothing he can do about Romo getting hurt.
If the eagles win a super bowl what would sp be like?
What would edp be like?
>>63942980
Center is the hardest, whoever told you otherwise is retarded. You have to have perfect snaps with a big ass DT breathing down your neck and make all of the OL calls.
Tackle does require more athleticism though.
>>63943044
/sp/ will be long gone by then.
LETS SETTLE THIS FAGGOTS, TOP UNIS IN THE NFL
http://strawpoll.me/6155739
I left out a few obvious instant eliminations since you can only have 30 choices on Strawpoll, so the Jags didn't make the cut.
>>63943044
/sp/ would be too much shit posting. Id have to leave for a couple months and even then it wouldn't be fully over.
EDP would be dead from a heart attack during the last few minutes of the game and Im dead fucking serious.
>>63943044
>>63943069
We will all be keking together in an FBI detention center.
>>63943078
>Leaving out the Patriots
Why? They're certainly not in the bottom two when you've got shit like the Buccaneers running around.
>>63943078
Let the homerism commence
>>63943078
>Xirhawks and Busc get in over Patriots
wut?
>>63943129
Bucs arent that bad. I love the Crimson color they got going on and Im not even a Bucs fan. Bengals should be in bottom 2 desu
FRIENDLY REMINDER that the last time the packers lost the NFC north and looked mediocre in the regular season they won the superb owl
pepper your anguses
>>63943129
Oh fuck, I thought I cut the Busc and put in the Pats.
Oh well, fuck it. Neither one of them have great home unis anyway.
>>63942977
Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to rhyme
>>63943178
literally shut the fuck up
>>63943164
Have you not seen their new ones or something? They're atrocious.
>>63943078
>Someone actually voted for the Seahawks unironically
>>63943222
>mfw snook unironically calls himself a puckers fan
>>63942826
Because Garrett is a genius coach? Since I know you're a retard let me inform you on Garrett. When he was first hired he told Jerry he had a plan but it would take about 3 years to show results, his plan? To build up a dominant o line, and what happened in the 3rd year? The cowboys almost went to the superbowl and probably would have been in the superbowl this year if fluke injuries didn't derail the season, so shut the fuck up and educate yourself, you look like a retard saying Garrett is a bad coach
>>63943235
Yeah it's pretty bad but I think their helmet alone is enough to put them past the bengals and jags.
>>63940315
Trying to make chefs fans look dumb?
>>63943170
They also had a top 2 defense that allowed 15 ppg that year
>>63942422
I was hoping for the Browns, under the stipulation that you have to fire your whole staff and change 75% of your roster each season. Also, draft a QB in the first round every year you have a new coach.
What makes someone a real fan, /nfl/?
>>63943295
The ginormous flag is turrible. The Jags normal unis (not the color rushes, obviously) are better than that shit.
>>63943360
A true fan is someone who watches every game of their team's 0-16 season.
whats wrong with the colts? werent espn and other analysts all predicting theyd make it to to the super bowl this year?
>>63943336
the defense played like trash most of the year, they just knew how to come away with important INT's when they needed it
alot of the young CB's are close enough to picks every game, teaching them to bring those in isn't a stretch
just watch, the D steps up and they make a wildcard run
>>63943398
Guess its just a matter of opinion. I dont think the flag is all that bad. I do agree though that Bucs unis in general are really bad just didnt think it deserved bottom 2.
>>63943400
Pretty sure that makes someone a masochist.
>>63943424
The flag logo is fine, just looks goofy being that big. The Jags at least have a consistent theme, even if its ugly. The Bucs is just a mess.
How many years until he is the GOAT?
>>63943414
the packers defense made peyton manning look like peyton manning
they're shit
>>63943507
>Dom Capers made peyton manning look like peyton manning
I fixed it for you
Why hasn't Dom Capers been fired?
>>63943553
>muh Dom Capers bogeyman
>>63943577
because for some unknown reason anybody who has a relevant opinions hails him as a defense genius
The Falcons franchise is so fucking pathetic lmao.
>start 5-0
>currently 6-5
Hahahaha rot in hell. Who Dat.
>>63943599
>losing to Mike Smith
>>63943678
A rare occurence, considering we're 14-5 against ATL over the last decade.
>"During Sunday night’s game, Rob Gronkowski sustained a bone bruise/sprain of his right knee. His status will be evaluated on a week-to-week basis and listed accordingly on the practice participation and injury reports. There is no timetable for his readiness to return, which will be determined in the days or hours prior to the appropriate game. Any timetable reported prior to that final determination would be speculative."
What did they mean by this?
>>63943630
Good NFC South taste, Lionsbro!
>>63943843
The refs hurt Gronk to spite the Patriots and Roger Goodell bribed league officials to not let Gronk play
>>63942077
Wilson is better.
>>63943895
>Black "quarterbacks"
Is this still news?
http://www.milehighreport.com/2015/12/1/9831520/pete-morellis-crew-yanked-from-prime-time-after-two-error-filled-weeks
>>63940501
Sorry your team sucks. Maybe next year, so keep your pecker up.
>>63943843
>We do not plan to tell our opponents whether to plan for Gronk until the last possible moment.
who is the Gretzky, Wayne of football?
>>63940410
>Long drives leading to nothing
lol classic shanahan
>>63944174
your mom
>>63943222
6-0 to 7-4
Only the Packers, folks.
Only.
The.
Packers.
>>63944202
You forgot the Falcons.
>>63941976
>yfw Osweiler ends up being the best out of the class
>>63944009
They're just doing it to rustle Past fans' jimmehs.
>>63940606
Late kek
>>63941178
>implying Wild Planet isnt a fantastic album
What's good, my negro amigos?
>>63944314
Suh literally did that to Rodgers and he wasn't expelled by the league?!
Goodell is doing such a shitty job.
AYO HOL UP WHY MY NIGGA BEN TRYIN TO ACT LIKE HE AIN'T GET HIS BELL RUNG?
TRYIN TO GET MY HOMIE VICK IN ON SOME PRIME TIME YA HURD?
Reminder that the jets are a top 10 offense
>>63944371
You forgot:
*SMACKS LIPS*
EYO
>>63944371
As one of the few black men on here I'm getting fucking sick of this stupid ass meme, just stop man it ain't even funny and it pisses me off that you think all black people talk like this, tired of seeing Cam called a nigger, tired of seeing Wilson called a cornball, we can't win here, we're either niggers or cornballs, just fuckin stop already, tired of this shit man I don't even feel comfortable here.
>Tony Romo will be QB 4-5 more years
Assuming Romo doesn't break all his bones walking.
Best aspects of Madden games
Graphics : Madden 16 ps4
Gameplay : Madden 08
Physics : Madden 08/05
AI : Madden 09/10
Presentation : Madden 25 (them intros)
Commentating : Madden 11 (Gus Johnson Cris Collinsworth)
Franchise mode : Madden 15/25
Drafting and classes : 11/10
Offense mechanics : 08 (teamwork), 15 (rushing), 13/16 (Passing)
Defense mechanics : Tackling : 05 (fear the D)
AI : 11, 08, 06
Least BS : 07/04
Big hits : 05 and 11 (dat shake)
Special teams : 08
Crowd noise : 15/16
On the field noise : 08, 11
Music : 04, 05, 11
>>63944439
>Romo
>being a QB that much longer
3 years, tops.
>>63940606
OHHH SHIIIEEEEET. It was funnier the first time though.
>>63944314
S'up m8.
>>63944439
4-5 years, but he never said how many games. Probably 10.
>>63944440
Nice analysis. Which one is best overall?
What do you guys think of pic related?
>>63944440
>music not 07 or 16
>>63944440
>Madden 04 soundtrack
>Madden 05 soundtrack
good shit
>>63944482
My favorite is 08 2bh
>>63944488
I don't have 16 yet
>>63944461
Shut up bitch, cowboys are bad because of fluke injuries, your team is bad just because you're a shit ass team.
btw I found your ass on Twitter, your lucky I don't expose your ass because I'm a classy cowboys fan, I'm drunk but in still too fuckin classy to expose you, you're welcome son of a bitch
>>63944488
>Colts/Chiefs rematch
Oh, my.
>>63944488
>Burrs keking Rodgers at Lambeau in the play offs
pls happen
>>63944488
A bit delusional.
>>63944434
>it pisses me off that you think all black people talk like this
Confirmed for upper-middle class private school African American
>>63944510
>There's a chance for both a Colts/Chiefs rematch and a Texans/Bengals rematch in the Wild Card
Love to see Bengals/Chiefs fight their demons.
>>63944505
Ctfu at your phony ass, I haven't tweeted in months. Possibly over a year. I don't remember if I've said anything after last Thanksgiving.
>>63944434
is this bait?
niggers do talk like this
>uncle tom niggers
wew lad
>>63944488
>everytime Washington makes the playoffs the Seahawks are there to kek them
>>63944515
I just don't want the Vikings to make the playoffs
>>63944517
outside of the Bears, what's wrong with it senpai?
>>63944488
I could see it or I could see the Seahawks going 9-7 with the vikings instead
>>63944434
guess we know who the field nigga is
>>63944434
>cranks up Afroman
IM WALKIN DOWN DA STREET WIT SOME CHICKEN AND A FOTY
>>63944434
to be fair, Wilson is cheesy as fuck
>>63944531
Ay yo remember when you said Gregory, Collins, and Byron Jones would all be busts and they're actually all elite and starters? Lmao yours so stupid and you were wrong about EVERYTHING,and that includes your prediction the cowboys would suck because you predicted we would suck for being a shit team, you never predicted we would suck because of injuries, you were wrong about EVERYTHING.
send this coon back to /nba/
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
Is it too late to change Tom Brady's nickname to The Boston Bomber?
>>63944553
Patriots and Bengals each not losing another game is the biggest one, really.
Patriots will drop the Jets game to rest their starters, and maybe the Dolphins game, too.
There's no way the Bungles will beat Denver in prime time.
The Chiefs will likely falter and drop dead soon.
I'd be surprised if the non-Steelers AFC WC team wasn't the Jets or Bills.
Redskins I'd put in the same category as the Chiefs. The Giants are going to squeak into that slot by the slimmest of margins.
I don't have any faith in the Packers at this point. I'd put the Vikings at the top of their division, and the Packers as a wild card at best.
People would probably call me delusional, though, since I'd have the Bucs in a wild card slot.
>>63944202
Real quick
>>63944434
Niggers on 4chan
You know what we should do to this guy
[spoiler]nigger[/spoiler]
>>63944488
>jest miss playoffs and get terrible draft position
Sounds about right
>>63944642
Forgot no spoiler on here
but still you know what to do
>>63944520
>>63944533
>>63944578
>>63944596
And there it is, I don't talk like a retard so I'm an "uncle tom"
Alright I'm done, been here since nearly The beginning of /sp/, sick of the kuck memes for defending black players, sick of the hypocrites calling Cam a nigger and Wilson a cornball-I literally can't win, sick of everyone calling me a SJW faggot for supporting black players, you're all supporting nearly all black teams and somehow simultaneously racist against black people, I'm fuckin done, I'm going to Reddit and idc what memes you spew because I'm leaving right NOW
>>63944609
Good teams don't have broken old men for QBs and have actual depth instead of overloadingly heavy contracts at the top of their roster that prevents any middle ground between Great players and Total shit. I've said they needed an actual back up plan for QB because they hadn't drafted any since 2009 or something.
Remember when you said absolutely anyone could look elite running behind that OL. No one has looked elite, not Randle, Dunbar, DMC, or Romo running for his life. DMC needed half a season to look good though.
>>63944609
I can't get over how elite Byron Jones is. He might be the best defensive player in the entire draft. The Cowboys FINALLY have a replacement for Darren Woodson.
>>63944654
Yes, yes, we nigger him
>>63944654
Newfag
>>63944669
Byron is probably my favorite on the team this year tbqhwypham
>>63944609
>>63944666
COWSHITS BTFO
CKBB confirmed for Satan.
>>63944669
Nigga, he looked like a fool against the Dolphins.
>>63944669
>best defensive player in the entire draft
He's the 3rd best defensive back in the draft at the very best
>>63944434
im with you man
It gets pretty old but honestly, I dont fight it because it's practically futile. None of keks would ever even think of doing this in real life. When you're behind a computer screen and anonymous, decency goes out the window. I bet some of these people have at least one good black friend that they would never do this around because he's the exception. Fucking fags.
CLE: Browns are absolute shit
>>63944661
He's going all out with the bait
>>63944716
This isn't news to anyone
>>63944666
>>63944666
I dont care what anyone says, the cowboys were right to get rid of murray
he's an overrated meme rb who can't run outside
>>63944661
I mean, I was saying that I went to a pretty rough public school and literally every black person talked like that.
I honestly don't get the hate for Wilson. The racist side of me wishes you all acted like that 2bh. It would probably solve a lot of problems.
>>63944686
Not my fault /sp/ is a shit board and has nothing unique that normal imageboards have
>>63944661
cam pls, shouldn't you be working on your next TD dance?
>>63940830
>destroys Manziel's career
Getting drafted by the factory of sadness did that
>>63944727
This. He wasn't worth keeping at the price offered by Eagles.
>>63944434
I like it because it keeps tumblr away. Just don't let it get to you.
>implying not trying to force pasta
>>63940271
The Chiefs are literally unable to have bad running back play it seems like. Since I've been alive it's gone:
Marcus Allen
Tony Richardson
Priest Holmes
Larry Johnson
Jamaal Charles
Now Charmander West/ Spencer Ware/ Knile Davis
That's insane
>>63944734
>Not my fault
Sack up and admit your mistakes, manchild.
>>63944666
McFadden has been good actually and we will pick up a top RB in the draft. If Romo and Dez didn't get injured this year we'd be a top team. And it's 100% guaranteed the cowboys will be better than the eagles next year and it's not even up for debate.
Just stay quiet like you have been this entire year as the casual you are and keep working your shit overnight job
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/12/01/falcons-owe-matt-ryan-more-than-50-million-over-the-next-three-years/
>>63940606
>all these newfags haven't seen this statement with that pic before
Every trip who replied to this is confirmed faggot
Every anon who replied to this is confirmed new
Scarletism confirmed cunning for ripping someone else off and it taking this long to be realized
>>63944784
how about a threadly reminder that Mariota is going to beat the Patriots on December 20th
>>63944624
I love this pasta
>>63944434
>caring about a stranger's opinion online
>responding to your bait
>meme arrows
NYG : Giants sign G Adam Gettis off the Raiders practice squad
>>63940606
I feel the burn 4 hours later
>>63944815
the funny thing is the chiefs probably have the best chance theyve had since 2003 to win a playoff game considering how shit the middle of the AFC is this year
the pasta will be glorious if they actually win the wild card
>>63944815
same f.am
>>63944821
God I hate JErry Reese so much.
>>63944863
mad at the chiefs?
>>63942009
I'm guessing you didn't watch their last game. They flat out gave up on their coach.
>>63944880
I don't even watch football I just think kansas city should be nuked
>>63944880
Why would anyone be mad at a team that has no hope for the season? Theyre going to try and get into the playoff race, fail horribly, and get a shit pick out of it too. And if they make it to the playoffs, they will get shit on by what ever team they play. So no, no one in their right minds is mad at the chiefs.
>>63944796
lol you would read pft
>>63944904
>people unironically think this
top kek
Is he no longer elite?
>>63944917
Refute it
>>63944904
you sound mad at the chiefs 2bh pham
>>63944900
stay cücked
>>63944917
It's just from experience
>>63944900
carbon rod
>>63944908
I read multiple sports news sites friend. PFT is pretty much the TMZ of sports and Mike Florio is a raging liberal faggot that makes Bob Costas look like Hitler but they do have an occasional good article.
>>63944952
That girl looks like she's been juicing.
>>63944900
de la butthurt
>>63944904
>Theyre going to try and get into the playoff race
They already are in a playoff race
The own the 2nd wildcard dumbass
>>63944918
>Defends muslims
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>63944972
1st wildcard*
From looking at the last few posts, I would assume /sp/ really doesn't want chefs fans posting and shitting up the thread.
>>63944945
filtered
stay cücked by KC
>>63944982
they say they dont but in reality they are thankful for the bountiful memes we provide
>>63944927
I really, really like this pepe
>>63944986
I really don't care about KC as a team bro, but I actually find some of their shitposting funny. Shit the Chefs might actually have a chance at beating Baltimore this year, when is the last time that happened?
>>63944992
Actually, I think most people would appreciate a Chiefs containment board.
>>63944945
I can't be filtered
>>63944934
As a life long Chiefs fan and resident of Kansas City, this man speaks truth.
Problem is that the Chiefs have too much pride as an ogranization to just suck completely for several years in a row.
We are doomed to mediocrity.
But hey, Royals turned it around. So yknow, hope springs eternal and all that.
But as a thought: why does someone who is "not mad" at the Chiefs have anti Chief stuff saved on their computer?
Or are you merely a collector of jpegs featuring poopy helmets?
>>63944434
Man don't worry. Once Cam Newton becomes MVP by doing what Tom Brady couldn't by going 19-0 in a bowl against Wilsons Seahawks they won't have a position in the sport to call their own.
They'll start calling the sport Ape-Iron and just move on completely and it will just be us brothers in these threads.
American whites will move on to rugby.
Rugby will become big in America with all that /sp/ neet bux.
The increased revenue of those sports will draw higher salaries.
The higher salaries will draw African American athletes.
And the process will start over again until Rugby is called Ape-by or whatever.
It's just the cycle of /sp/.
>>63945036
>screencapping an anon
embarassing. the prediction probably won't even be that far off anyway
>>63945039
>>63944992
this
memes are abound when KC is around
>>63944434
CRUISIN DOWN THE STREET IN MY SIX FO
>>63945087
Hey, I tried
>>63944661
I thought niggers used twitter for everything?
>>63945022
me too
its all yours if you want to save it on your computer haha
>>63945041
No I made the poopy helmet one back when that chefs copypasta started.
It's just part of the fun now.
KC does have some of the biggest bandwagon fans out there though.
>>63945075
here's your (You)
>>63945151
fairweather is the buzzword you are looking for
back in my day /sp/ shitposters knew the meaning of the words they said
kc really knows how to cause butthurt on /sp/
>>63945151
wew lad
>>63945170
have fans these past 2 years?
>>63945151
>bandwagon
In what way? Arrowhead always fills out fgt
>>63945056
>Seahawks
>Panthers
>owl
How many other NFL fans think that that Dez Bryant play last playoffs was called correctly? (Aka it wasn't a catch)
I still hear people say they "know" it was a catch which is fucking ridiculously dumb. The rules of a catch are quite fucking clear...he didn't control the ball as he went to the ground
Other than the Golden Tate "catch" this year, I think the NFL has been pretty consistent in this regard..
>>63945151
fuck you bitch
>"people" think the Green bay Packers are not winning the whole damn thing
how dumb can you nerds be?
>>63945170
KC also knows how to cause butthurt to their fans, come January
>>63945167
as bad as KC has been and as many people stopped buying tickets for a while it's back to bandwagon
Meaning a whole new shitty crop of already fairweather fans
>>63945170
yeah that's /hoc/ and /mlb/ no one cares about those threads and their shit sports.
>>63945198
how do you not remember more than a few years back?
people sold their season tickets or just gave them up
they place was half empty for some games
>>63945247
>>63945234
WHICH ONE IS THE REAL DBPH?!
>>63945151
fuck you bitch
>>63945242
the only "bandwagoners" are women in kansas city who never watched baseball and cornfuckers in nebraska and iowa
the number of people who called themselves KC fans but probably didn't give enough fuck to even watch royals games likely far exceeds the number of people who literally just became a fan of KC after previously being a fan of another team or no team at all
>>63945275
Me, the one with an actual trip ya dingus
wew lad
>>63945321
The Oakland Raiders are easily one of the best all time teams, they've had 3 decades of success and 2 more of great seasons. This team just needs their coach to turn things around, Jack Del Rio will take us to our promised land : a winning season, Carr will lead the AFC WEST in pass yards and TDs, Amari Cooper will lead all rookies in touchdowns and receptions, Khalil Mack will lead us in Sacks and hurries and Charles Woodson will snag at least 5 more picks! Can a team be any greater? No, there's no team better than the Oakland Raiders, just telling it like it is /sp/.
post yfw you realize the bronco's qb is named brock o
>raiders chiefs game coming up where both teams actually aren't complete bottom tier dogshit
cant w8 tbhfam
>>63945358
>raidniggers
>>63945358
>tfw the old rivalry heats back up
gun b gud
>>63945353
Reminder that in 2007 the Raiders selected JaMarcus Russell first overall, immediately gave him $61 million, and passed over picking Calvin Johnson, Joe Thomas, Adrian Peterson, Patrick Willis, Marshawn Lynch, Darrelle Revis, Joe Staley, and others
>>63944782
>Tony Richardson
MAH NIGGA
white teams > nigger teams
>>63945357
neat
>tfw the NFL is going to refball really hard to make sure the raiders win and it's going to be tough on the chiefs.
>>63945378
raidniggers gbtfo
>>63945378
>Reminder the Chiefs did absolutely shit in 07
>>63945358
>raidniggers
>>63945353
Redskins/Raiders SB when?
>>63945400
Dubs confirms
>>63945400
>Reminder the Raiders haven't had a winning season in 12 years.
>>63945401
>raidniggers
what an absolute paristic pile of shit that fanbase is
>>63945358
>>raidniggers
>>63945056
I cant wait until the Panthers choke in the first round of the playoffs.
>>63945393
>Raiders
>Refball
KC fan's already calling refball and the game ain't even till Sunday kek
>>63945378
>the best WR of this generation
>the best RB of this generation
>the best O-lineman of this generation
>the best CB of this generation
>the best MLB of this generation
better pick muh athletic specimen QB
Jesus christ, Raiders
>>63945447
>raidniggers
>>63945423
>score 5 tds
>oakland "fans" still throwing shit at you
enjoy never seeing games again when they move to LA
>>63945374
>>63945401
>>63945423
Post TayTrain in Prime time in rain pls
>>63945454
but wait, theres more
Jeff Janis > Davante Adams
>>63945447
I just dont like most black people and spics
Top 10 WRs this season
1. Antonio Brown
2. DeAndre Jordan
3. Odell Beckham
4. Julio Jones
5. Allen Robinson
6. AJ Green
7. Larry Fitzpatrick
8. Brandon Marshall
9. Calvin Johnson
10. Amari Cooper.
>chiefs
>raiders
Should have just named this thread /nfl/ general: irrelevant rivalries edition
>>63945358
>raidniggers
>>63945419
>Reminder that the Cheifs haven't won a playoff game since 1994
>>63945441
the raiders constantly get their dick tickled by E!SPN ever since that juggalo became QB.
>>63945490
>4-7
Shouldn't even be posting to be honest blud
>>63945454
Marshal Yanda is a better guard than Thomas is an LT. Yanda also made the all pro team filling in at RT one year.
Also if you think Patrick Willis was the best MLB of this generation you are retarded.
>>63945493
>raidniggers
>>63945490
shut the fuck up and >raidniggers with us
It's been 21 years since KC has a won a playoff game
No chief fan ITT has seen their team win their last game
>>63945483
Why did da burrs get rid of Marshall again?
>>63945510
Shut the fuck up you raidnigger, how about you try having a winning season sometime
>raidniggers
I kinda like carr tho
>>63945483
I dont watch much Texans but hopkins seem pretty elite desu
>>63945490
hows the Steelers/Ravens rivalry going?
>>63945521
>it's been 12 years since Oakland had a winning season and their fans have not gotten laid once in that time
>>63945521
KC will always cück Oakland in any sporting event
Including the biggest cücking of 2014
>>63945521
Chiefs fans, how does it feel knowing that the jags, browns and fucking lions have all won playoff games since the last time the queefs did?
>>63945539
Still the best rivalry in football desu.
>>63945529
the same reason Denver and Miami did. He's a nutcase.
Why is Sammy Watkins such a disappointment compared to every other WR from that draft?
>>63945521
fucking lol.
I was at the last playoff the Chefs won.
>>63945554
>lions
>>63945534
Did this actually happen or is that a shoop?
>>63945550
>resorting to boreball
jej
stay bootyblasted
>>63945554
how does it feel knowing ive fucked your shitstain of a mother countless times while youre in your room jacking off to picturs of derek carrs tiny christ cock you slimy little spic nigger bitch
burn in hell you worthless subhuman spic
>>63945535
MAD AS FUCK
>mfw the Raiders, Chefs, Chargers and Brncs beat the ravens
>>63945545
>It's 2 whole decades since the last time the Cheifs have won a playoff game
Guys I took my girlfriend's son along with me to my crossfit session today and I saw him checking out all the other guys, I'm not sure if I can handle my future stepson being a homosexual.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE SHITTY RAIDERS AND THE SHITTY FUCKING CHIEFS, HOLY FUCK NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE YOUR SPIC INFESTED GHETTO THAT IS OAKLAND AND YOU FUCKING METH TAKING FLYOVER TOWN THAT IS KC.
>that moment when you realize your irrational hatred for Tom Brady and the Patriots has made you blind to a serious problem in the National Football League
wake up /sp/. Tom Brady may have beaten Goodell in court, but he's still fighting the league on everyone's behalf
Bengals are da bomb
>>63945596
this is my least favorite meme tbqh
>>63945545
21 > 12
>>63945601
yes please continue talking about tom brady and "refball" instead
>>63945581
C Ü C K E D
Ü
C
K
E
D
>>63945588
The Ravens BTFO the Chargers you dumb fuck
>>63945601
geez calm down feller
>>63945603
fuck off mate, Patriots weren't targeted any more than Denver was
Post yfw the Chiefs unintentionally push the Raiders in the playoffs
>>63945603
that guy doesn't know what poignant means
>>63945593
>>63945610
>it's been 12 years since Oakland had a winning season and their fans still haven't gotten their green cards.
I love watching my gf get dicked by the giant meaty cock of a KC fan
Go Raiders!
TYBC
>>63945623
Well, fuck SD
But still
3-7
-
7
>>63945642
>pretending to be a Raiders fan
>shaking my head family
So what do the cowboys do then?
Will the 6th NFC seed be 9-7, or will one of the 5-6+ teams get hot and finish 10-6?
That's
>Atlanta
>Tampa Bay
>Seattle
>Chicago
>Washington / Giants
Seattle has two tough games versus the Cardinals and Vikings but they should win the others. I'd say they're most likely.
Tampa plays Carolina week 17, but the Panthers could be resting starters. The rest are winnable.
Atlanta also plays the Panthers week 16 who could be resting starters. The other opponents are beatable.
Chicago only has one tough opponent, the Vikings. The rest are winnable. One upset and they could get in.
The rest of Washington's games are all winnable, but the entire division is a shit show and they could win. The Giants play the Panthers and Vikings while it would matter.
KISS THE RINGS
>All this Chiefs and Raiders banter being exchanged
Why do the Broncos never get in on any of this? Fuck you guys.
>be at the club
>this guy walks up and slaps your girl on the ass
>wat do
>>63945714
>If Nnamdi would come out of retirement he would still play better than Hayden
>>63945391
WE WUZ SHOGUNS N SHIET
>>63945529
It's either Jeffrey or Marshall
A guy going out of his years or a guy going into his best years
>>63945732
because chiefs raiders is the true afc west rivalry
>>63945713
Insert football into poop chute. right fucking now.
>>63945713
Atlanta's done m8
I told you if they lost to the 49ers it's over. It's over
>>63945732
fuck you nigger
brock is too tall, miller is overrated and you only won because of ref ball
fuck kube and how you treated your HoF QB
>>63945513
>Marshal Yanda is a better guard than Thomas is an LT. Yanda also made the all pro team filling in at RT one year.
Huffing a bit of jenkem this evening, are we? LT requires the most athleticism on the OL by a wide margin, Thomas has been stellar for close to a decade and never missed a single fucking snap. He's one of the all time great LTs. Yanda has only been the best Guard in the League for a year or two.
>Also if you think Patrick Willis was the best MLB of this generation you are retarded.
It's not even fucking close, who do you think is better NaVorro fucking Bowman?
>>63945732
Both Raiders and Chiefs are on the same level right now, Both fighting for a wildcard spot and both haven't done shit in a very long time.
>But Chief made the playoffs 2 years ago
remember it doesn't matter when you go one and done
>>63945713
Still waiting on those pics Lake
>>63945585
>Kansas City resident
>fucking anything that's not an immediate relative or family pet
Pick 1.
>tfw the chiefs were 0-5 and the raiders didn't have Memer Carr
>>63945820
>it doesn't matter when you go one and done
been working for bengals
>>63945817
You shut your fucking mouth about Yanda, he's the best OL in the league and has been for a while.
Also Willis was supposed to be the next Ray Lewis and he was vastly overrated. Guy got worse as each season went on.
>>63945642
>not even making a Raiders throwaway trip
lazy af desu senpai
>tfw my 10yo wife was fucking my 40yo ex's nig son
Go chiefs
>>63945894
Damn Irrelevant, I'm sorry to hear that.
Is there a archive of the Chiefs vs Colts game thread?
Guys, I'm scared
I have both Aaron Rogers and Matt Stafford on my fantasy team.
What do?
>>63945857
>You shut your fucking mouth about Yanda, he's the best OL in the league and has been for a while.
>1-2 years
>awhile
lol
In fairness, that is a lot longer than you've been following the NFL.
>Also Willis was supposed to be the next Ray Lewis and he was vastly overrated.
He was as close as anyone has come to Ray Lewis. LeBron's not Jordan but he's still fucking great. I'll ask again, who from his generation even comes close?
>Guy got worse as each season went on.
lol, this fucking coon lying through his teeth. Go out and pound some fucking pavement with your primate brethren, fucking dumb jigs man kek
>>63945926
Trade Stafford for Alex Smith of course
>>63945894
DROPPIN THOSE BANTZ
>>63945926
Cry yourself to sleep
He's making a plan
It lists no one twice
He's gonna find out who talks and who flys
CIA is cominnnnnggg
To townnnnn
>>63945779
My prediction is 8-8, but it's still possible.
They're never beating the Panthers on an even field, but they can beat the Jags, Bucs and Saints.
>can
I heavily stress that word.
They can but they probably won't, but they should win those games on paper. If they get into the green in turnovers though, I think they will.
>>63945917
>beating one of the worst playoff chokers in NFL history is like winning the super bowl for clots fans
>>63945775
4-7
these wins are proof that Flacco was the cancer stopping the Ravens
Schaub is your future.
>>63945948
Kuechley is better (actually won DPOY unlike Willis). CJ Mosley will be better. Fuck even Jon Beason was just as good as Willis before he started getting injured.
>>63944785
My buddy has been shilling for D-Mac since college (he's an auburn fan).
I thought Felix Jones was gonna end up doing some great things for the Cowboys but that obviously never panned out.
>>63946016
They played at Arkansas not Auburn faggot
>>63945985
What's Matt Ryans excuse you moran? Guy is surrounded by tons of talent and he sucks ass. As least Flacco has the excuse of having a tough schedule and playing with practice squad receivers.
>>63945985
Literally everything you say is irrelevant until you shove that football up your ass faggot
>>63946048
> responding to lake with anything other than football in ass
>>63945917
>winning a WC game is the high point for the colts after losing their only relevant player in the past 30 years.
>the chiefs embarrassed that only relevant player so badly it forced him to exit the league in shame.
>every time I ever think of Kirk Cousins for the rest of my life I will think of this song
https://youtu.be/9RuOxfISpL4?t=53s
starting around 0:50
>>63945962
>Smeth
>playoff choker
He hasn't even been there enough times for this to apply imo.
>>63944488
>get free win over shittsburg in denver
>get free win against dalton
>have to play pats because chefs will choke and luck will NEVER beat brady
>lose in new england
baka
>>63946011
>Kuechly
kek not yet
>Beason
lmbo he wasn't even a true mike, he just played there because carolina was dogshit
>Mosley
holy kek, you simian goons really will say anything!
>>63944488
>vikings win only one of their final games
what
>Denver Post
>New England Patriots are too soft to repeat as NFL's best
>The legend of Brock Osweiler begins
>Why it's Denver's year
>The AFC runs through Mile High
these delusional retards get one bullshit win against the most depleted Pats team in 15 years and suddenly they have visions of the Lombardi
comedy gold
this must be what it feels like to be a kuck
>>63946413
Well, the AFC field is an abomination. Houston or Indy will host a playoff game. The defense-less Steelers will get in. The Bungles will choke away a home playoff game, maybe a bye week too. Denver and New England really are the only frontrunners atm. Hell, if someone like Denver picks of the NE, the Jets with that defense and Fitzmagic could easily back into an owl.
Who will go to the prob owl this year from your team?
>Barnidge
>Thomas
>Shelton
>Benjamin
>Duke Johnson
>Haden
>Gipson
are all possibilities for cleveland desu senpai
>>63946890
Maybe one of the Allens but I doubt it. Especially with Hurns getting that concussion.
