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Afghanistan 106/3 (14.2/20 ov)
Oman won the toss and elected to field
>Sunil Narine suspended (again) from bowling after action found illegal.
>Autsies won the Trans-Tasman Trophy 2-0
>Saffa dream run ends, India ahead by 2-0 in the Freedom Trophy. Last Test in Delhi from Dec 3-7, probably another dust bowl.
>Pakistan Blue vs Pakistan Green T20 tonight.
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
What happened to based rambo?
>>63912698
They are preparing for the return series.
who /kfc/ for dinner here?
>>63912742
hi goose
>tfw no day/night test
Was pretty comfy tbhonest imo lads.
Reminder to join the /cric/ BBL fantasy group
If you havent registered:
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=2841777
If you have:
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?cic=284177
I sure do love reading about the Patriots in every single thread.
>>63912849
>he didn't join the elite 866095 league
>>63912866
i did but that was an 8-team capped league
this is a bigger group that everyone can join
>>63912858
>LE FUG LE AMERIGANS XDXD
Shouldn't we be at work or something?
Poopeeland on pooicide watch
What a joke the day-night test was
>41 degrees tomorrow
Getting real sick of this tbqh f.am
3 days above 40 degrees in the past fortnight, and it's not even fucking summer yet
>>63913230
Your life is a joke m8.
>>63913256
Where you mate? Will be about 30 tomorrow for me.
>>63913270
True but atleast I poo in the loo.
>>63912705
Injury. Took me fucking ages to find out their facebook page is in jibberish
>>63913294
Just took a long poop in a fancy restaurant m8.
>>63912849
>heat
>uniform is green
I would contribute to webm dump but I stupidly didn't name half of these and with no thumbnail on my computer they could just be porn
>>63913346
that IS porn senpai
>>63913325
A street stall that gives you napkins with your curry and rhoti hardly qualifies as a fancy restaurant mate, I hope your shit didn't put the poor sod out of business
>>63913357
here have some more
>>63912721
kek that is a good one
did you watch the handegg today lads
>>63913371
It was the one with white servants working for them m8. The asked me to visit again.
>>63913464
not on par with the reckoning after we won the CWC. Had the whole page covered.
i reckon the next UFC will get close to covering the whole page as well
>>63913494
>i reckon the next UFC will get close to covering the whole page as well
why
>>63913484
Albino rats as servants, well I never, did they scurry up your leg with the napkins in their mouth? That's kinda cute desu, how do you know how to understand rat speak?
>>63913509
something stupid is going to happen and that irish fella is extremely polarizing
>>63913513
you are trying too hard m8
singapore sucks ass by the way
>>63913523
His first one was 9/10 banter tho
Unless napkins with your curry is a retread
>>63913523
I'm not singaporean..what singaporean do you know that watches cricket
>>63913494
>not on par with the reckoning after we won the CWC
I actually totally missed this, was out at the pub for that one with a bunch of friends (they only ever care about cricket when it's a big one like that). I assume that's where the shitty ass pasta came from?
hey guys where is the roosterman?
>>63913513
Shut the fuck up. I will rip out your throat and skullfuck you with it. I put masturbation higher on my priority list than dealing with your """banter""".
>>63913294
Western Shitney
>>63913574
Thats not very dharma of you
>>63912698
>poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
An absolute jewel of modern shit-talk literature.
>>63913545
i didnt say singaporeans suck
choosing to live there tho..
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b8iXYAs0S0
>>63913548
it was pretty funny just outstanding shitposting with dozens of threads covering the page
>>63913610
Sinagpore is a mad place to live in what are you talking about
>>63913620
singapore is the most boring country in asia by a long way.
You better be on heavy coin making trips to all the fun places around you. You sad cunts arent even allowed chewing gum.
kek
KEK
>>63913627
I make a fair quid, you just have to know the spots where locals go to lose their shit, it isn't like vietnam or hong kong or macau where its easy to find places to have fun at that's for sure but I definitely wouldn't say its boring, I still chew gum desu I just stop moving my jaw if I see a copper walking around that's all wew
>>63913494
>tfw indo-pak match thread broke /sp/
>>63913654
>new ip with every post
kek
KEK
>>63913612
looks like fun
>>63913654
>like vietnam or hong kong or macau
or shanghai or thailand or japan or korea etc etc
the only peeps I know that live in singapore have done so because they got a young family and the money is relatively good. In terms of lifestyle it sucks ass.
DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOLLY LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLWNA3Clm-Y
not sure why everyone is making a big deal about south africa losing a series
they lost a series to australia less than two years ago
he doesn't look a thing like Jesus
>>63913713
away streak was pretty impressive, now all teams have lost their last away series
men on pooicide watch
>>63913710
why can't women into delivery strides lads?
I recently visited Brisbane and met some travelling travellers. We talked for a bit and eventually they asked where I was from.
> Wellington.
> “Cool, us too!”
> Sweet, lets do ice.
> “What's that?”
It was then I realised they weren't from Wellington, Australia. This is story is not an exception. I have met many people who have come across these refugees.
How can we make New Zealand great again, /cric/? How do we make it so they no longer wish to flee their own country?
>>63913725
context?
>>63913732
based Clementine rekking cunts
>>63913731
just make nz the 7th state already desu, should have done it a century ago
>>63913710
>becoming a PE teacher
Dropped
>>63913735
google's giving me nothing
>>63913744
thats facebook lad, try there
>>63913744
I've never heard of here before, but from reading the image I would assume some internet feminist got a guy sacked for calling her a slut and the tumblr crowd are calling her a hero for it
>>63913735
I hope you're joking
>http://www.baka.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/nrl-teams-to-be-penalised-for-time-wasting-at-dropouts-and-scrums-20151130-glbplf.html
BASED AS FUCK
>>63913710
>wearing sleeveless undershirt for lectures
whatta slut
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/icc-test-player-rankings-hazlewood-smith-starc-root-de-villliers-lyon-siddle-cricket/2015-11-30/
>yfw hazlegood is one of the best 10 bowlers in world cricket
>>63913751
>he doesn't worship based clem
know your self lad
>>63913760
Not surprised, but bowling quality in test cricket is at it's lowest point in probably 15 years.
>>63913710
>you will never wake up with Holly at 5am
>>63913760
>Hailing from the country NSW town of Bendemeer, Hazlewood claimed his 50th Test wicket in his 12th Test, reaching the milestone faster than Australian legends Shane Warne, Glenn McGrath and Mitchell Johnson
krazykreja on pooicide watch
>>63913731
literally just booked my flights for feb desu not even joking
>>63913731
>unironically admitting your from wello
kek m8, should have said orange instead
Thoughts?
>>63913719
Who are you talking about?
fatt on weight watchers
>>63913790
das rascist
>>63913793
but he talks like a gentleman
>>63913710
I could literally wank off to this desu
Gonna go have a cry
>tfw no holly gf
Although the way she says "uni" is fucking gross lol
>yeewneeee
>>63913774
>>63913804
>born in 1995
JUST
>>63913710
Her action is so fucking retarded lmao surely the coaches aren't allowing that
It just looks awkward, like someone who's never played before trying to emulate a bowling action
>>63913799
like you remember
>>63913799
Like you imagined when you were young
>>63913809
top newcunt. She was first posted here when she made the aus side at 17 when she actually was a QT.
>>63913376
Watching these webms as an American.
>WTF is even happening.
>>63913809
I literally still can't get over this honestly
I'm in a whole class filled with 1994's and she still looks waaaaaay older than pretty much every girl there.
It's fucking hot honestly
ps pls webm that whole video thanks
>>63913817
nice lad, you got it
>>63913813
>pp in charge of knowing about fast bowling
Her action isn't bad at all, shes tall and has a nice high arm action. Her problem is like most women, no real speed or consistent momentum through her delivery stride and not enough of a pulldown with her left arm.
Fallout Boy were THE band of 2007
Discuss.
>>63913654
You're literally just a UWC curry, aren't you?
>>63913710
>uni
people actually say this in real life? God damn
>>63913835
Well, it's a university, not a "cawledge"
>>63913832
I already posted this opinion before faglord
but you're right
>>63913813
This is exactly why based Ellyse is superior.
Near-perfect fast bowler's action.
>>63913835
>muh coll edge
uni is literally the GOAT way to describe the tertiary education system
>>63913765
>Feminist
>Has the word "men" in her first name
Pottery
>>63913752
>www.baka.com.au
Kate Bush's Running up that Hill was literally the song of 1985
Discuss.
oi pp's im going to auckland
is there anything fun to do in your biggest strongest city or should i just pooicide
>>63913851
>being a literal grandpa
>>63913849
unmuscular fresh off facebook newcunt detected
>>63913809
Please make more Holly webms. I need them for research..
>>63913851
Reference for the freshies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM
>>63913851
Not even the best song on Hounds m8
>>63913856
Literally no, unless you're rich and like food and yachts. Wellington is better for tourists.
I'm going to Melbourne in feb tho, same question
>>63913809
>being attracted to a manfaced uggo
kek. /cric/ on pooicide watch
Ordered a Real Doll last night.
Will take a few weeks to come from California, and it cost me $13,000.
>>63913875
should have got a jap one Tbh
>>63913822
Sportsman lie about their age.
Is Kate Bush /cric/ approved?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c
>>63913871
im not from melbourne but im pretty sure there's heaps of shit to do there if you can deal with hipster bars and cafes
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/story/945519.html
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/story/945519.html
Pee Pooland on pooicide watch
I'm quite happy with this series though lads.
Australia have finally unearthed a concrete first drop, Siddle's inclusion is letting Hazelwood and Starc focus on getting wickets rather than containing the leaking runs from Bitchwide. Burns has been exposed and needs to be replaced though, which may be difficult since Cowan is shit and Bancroft has dropped off since the Matador Cup.
Smoth's autism and the obsession with bowling Starc to death is worrying too. They're even forcing him to bowl for the fucking T20 cup before he has surgery.
>>63913876
The Japanese ones are not as high quality.
If you are ever considering getting one, please by the premium American product.
>>63913346
Download Icaros lad, it generates thumbnails off your webms
>>63913860
Didn't see a link from BAKA lately pham, so the first time I noticed it. And unlike you I don't spend my entire day here.
>>63913494
copped a week ban for that
Did anyone screenshot the catalog? It was literally filled with the THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS pasta
>>63913765
>a lot fatter and uglier than her profile pic
figures
>>63913896
>he doesn't have a dynamic ip
matt detected
>>63913881
not on my computer so don't have my Kate folder but yes of course
PS Cloudbusting is the correct answer for the song of 1985, along with Kayleigh by Marillion and How Soon is Now by The Smiths
>>63913882
Yeah I think it should be pretty cool. There's even a shield game on when I'm over there so I'll get to go to the G for a bit
>>63913851
Kate Bush was LITERALLY the qt of the 80s
>>63913890
>this absolutely unironic damage control
KEK
>>63913905
have fun being literally the only one in the mcg, would actually be kinda cool
>UNIRONICALLY and LITERALLY the second highest PP wickettaker
>>63913884
Cowman > Klinger> Dunk > Bailey
keep in mind marsh will have to open if you pick klinger or bailey
>>63913851
Great song Tbh
>>63913884
>http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/story/945519.html
Surely Bracewell deserves to be a bit higher.
>>63913919
Cosgrove debut when
>>63913905
based daniel
>>63913925
>Bupa
subtle kek
>>63913720
>now all teams have lost their last away series
Not Pakistan and India.
>>63913851
https://rateyourmusic.com/customchart?page=1&chart_type=top&type=single&year=1985&genre_include=1&include_child_genres=1&genres=&include_child_genres_chk=1&include=both&origin_countries=&limit=none&countries=
wew undisputed
going out for a jog lads, expecting a brand new meme to have been invented by the time I get back
>>63913713
second longest away streak in the biggest homebabby sport of all time is mildly impressive
>>63913923
>Boult 6
>bracewell 5
>Southee 4
Boult being that much higher than southreeeee should tell you that those rankings are complete shit m8
>>63913954
Yeah but I think the fact that they lost at home within that time nullifies it a bit.
>>63913959
>not mindlessly consuming everything you read on cricinfo
Freshcunt fresh from reddit detected
>>63913919
klinger's as good an opener as marsh, not that I really want either of them in the side
>>63913905
shield cricket is comfy as fuck
>>63913820
The bowler could have run him out because the non-striker had left the crease but he didn't because it's unsportsmanlike to run the non-striker out before the ball is bowled (don't ask why).
>>63913975
fuck of freshcunt. BSA pandering is over
>>63913982
no m8 it's here we're just doing it post-ironically now
>>63913961
Against Australia though, and Saffer pitches are similar enough to >ours to reduce the home advantage
>>63913995
>we
What position do you play for au/sp/ m8?
Joy Division's Closer is the greatest album ever.
Discus.
>>63913346
filth
>>63913961
Only because Bitchwide was GOATing it up that summer
He also rekt them in '09
>>63914008
Kane Shill and Secondary >>>asp Spammer in /nrl/
Close to the Edge is the greatest song of all time.
Discs.
poo peelanders are literally worse than ISIS
>Warner
>Finch (c) <- (kek)
>Smith
>Watson
>Maxwell
>Faulkner
>M Marsh
>Wade (wk)
>Starc
>Cummins
>Hogg
is there L I T E R A L L Y any "team" that can stop >us from winning the meme20 next year?
>>63914018
Warner played really well too.
It was pretty much Warner/Johnson vs South Africa
#killallmen
Men should literally be castrated and let us women rule
>>63914046
windies desu.
>>63913725
1. Find someone on facebook you don't like and save some of their pictures
2. Create a fake facebook account of said person with the work details for show
3. Randomly add people so you have at least 100 friends
4. Message abuse at Clem from fake facebook account
5.?????
6. PROFIT!!!
>>63914065
nah
they obviously have good batsman and meme-rounders but their bowling will be trash without Narine
Nothing better than cold water atm
I fingered Clementine in a nightclub once
>>63914046
>gayde
>gayinch
>gaywell
>gayarsh
>gaytson
'no'
Just finished downloading The Man in the High Castle.
I'll give you all a full review in a few days.
Cheers.
>>63914046
>Hogg
yeah nah lad
Am i the only one who likes to have fizzy drinks after spicy food?
>>63914084
thanks m8
>>63914086
He is LITERALLY still the best t20 spinner we have and the thing is in India so >we need a spinner
he is BY FAR the best spinner in the BBL every year and he was very good in the IPLeL this year aswell
The only other options we have are:
>Lyon - he did break through as a meme20 specialist but he won't play BBL again this year so there is nothing to pick him on. I'd still take Hogg over him anycase because offspinners get destroyed in t20 on Indian grounds.
>SOK - average
>Fawad - shit version of Hogg
>Agar - I would never pick him as a specialist spinner
>>63914102
>forgetting XD
>forgetting shiteswell
>>63914112
>being THIS casual
XD is L I T E R A L L Y worse than Michael Clarke as a left arm orthodox spinner
The only spinners I "forgot" were Zampa and Boyce. They are just too shit to even be considered
>>63914102
zampa is another option
if they desparately need a spin option in the middle of the game just let memeswell roll the arm over
>>63914116
>le XD is shit at limited overs cricket
When will this meme end?
>hogg shill
oh, its just a butthurt worstern australian
>>63914118
why are you against Hogg being used?
I already told you he played the IPL this year and he was one of the best spinners in the comp.
It's in India you imbecile. It's more than "desparately needing a spin option in the middle of the game". Starc aside, our pacers will get carted in Indian grounds. Faulkner has an economy rate of >10 in the last two IPL seasons.
>brad hogg
>brad hodge
>brad haddin
>mark waugh
>steve waugh
>david warner
>shane warne
>shane watson
>shane lee
>brett lee
>mitchell johnson
>mitchell starc
>mitchell marsh
>shaun marsh
>rod marsh
>australia
>>63914084
I didn't care for the first episode when I saw it many months ago.
>>63914131
I'm from Sydney you seething fucking casual
And Hogg is clearly still the best t20 spinner in Australia as evidenced by 1) his performances in every single BBL season and 2) your complete failure to suggest a good alternative
>>le XD is shit at limited overs cricket
>When will this meme end?
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63914018
>>63914049
harris bowled really well, smith was consistently good, and rogers, clarke and worst marsh all made good contributions - you don't beat that south africa team with just one or two blokes playing well
>actual discussion about a fucking t20 world cup team
tell me you fucknuts aren't serious
>>63914148
same here m8
>>63914148
Did I ask for your fucking opinion, you disgusting piece of garbage?
>>63914158
(>)we haven't won it yet, inexplicably
that is a blight on our nation
Daniel, you here m8?
Do you know a girl calle Lucy who does Engsci?
>>63914061
If that was US flag, I'd think you were my ex. *rimshot*
reminder that england is unironically worse than netherlands and ireland at t20
>>63914167
No, you did not. Do you have weak memory? How could you forget that.
>>63914173
Australia is the ONLY country that is good in all three formats
South Africa stink at meme cricket
India stink at real cricket
Everyone else stinks at everything
>>63914137
i have nothing against hoggy
we both know the selectors will pick someone inexcusable like doherty
>>63914175
Piss poor attempt at damage control.
You were literally, unironically and comprehensively blown the fuck out, and your only course of action now is to just kill yourself.
>>63914170
Oh boy oh boy I fucking do
I know some serious shit about that girl that not even she realises I know
>>63914151
>LE I AM FROM NSW XDXD
>LE HOGG IS GOOD XDXD
>LE YOU MUST SUPPLY ALTERNATIVES XDXD
Chris Cairns found NOT GUILTY
Modi/vincent/corruption unit on SUICIDE WATCH
Brad Hogg reminds me of Ivan Milat
>>63914170
pics first m8
>>63914148
No one cares you fucking muslim arselicker.
You and your "people" need to be executed.
>>63914191
Tbh I called it. Innocent until proven guilty. The evidence wasn't enough. I still think he did it though, but they can't give him jail time with that flimsy evidence.
>>63914187
I think you're not being very nice.
>>63914196
You're welcome in my country any time buddy.
>>63914199
>LE I'M PRETENDING TO BE COOL, CALM AND COLLECTED WHEN I'M CLEARLY FURIOUS AS FUCK AND IN FULL DAMAGE CONTROL MODE XDXD LE LOOK AT MY STUPID GOOK WAIFU XDXD :DDDDD XDXD
>>63914170
I'm on the SENZ trip and I met her today.
Going on a site trip tomorrow with everybody. There's a couple of others here from Aucks too.
I could subtley troll here if you you have ideas.
>>63914201
Thanks for the kind words, my American amigo.
While you are here, why not check out the sport of gentlemen and join our lively community?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63914223
meant for
>>63914188
>>63914223
dox incoming
>>63914225
I already do, been out of it since been broke and had to cut Willow but still follow as I can. Bit pissed BBC has finally figured out how to block TMS from my VPNs though. Had to watch shit streams of the day-night test.
Oh and test>>>>>>>>>>ODI>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fuck it, T20 is just shit baseball.
>>63914232
Don't fucking ruin it m8, let him get to a vulnerable position first
>>63914198
>tfw no more based News of the World to save cricket
>>63914223
Not really sure. She's cropped up a lot in my life actually
>was in one of my first project groups
>later revealed to be love interest for one of my closest friends (not in engineering) through orchestra
>from christchurch
>turns out she was friends with my brother's group after he left
Most of what I know about her came from the brief period at the start of this year when her and my friend were banging (to quote him, "every day for a month"). I don't think she realises this but I read pretty much every one of their messages and I know more about her than 99% of her friends.
>>63914232
WHY the fuck would you alert him to that
KNIT YOUR SOCKS
>>63914239
>>63914240
fuck off you smelly curry fucks
>>63914248
pretty sure its just a game lad, AM isn't even on a field trip with her but probably just saw some pics on facebook of her away on it
>>63914251
Haha, nice try. Middle class white red blooded American male here. Don't you see that I like test cricket? No curry likes that shit anymore.
>>63914239
>P-please pay attention to me big strong australians, I even ape your opinions
top kek
Test
>>63914260
I can literally smell you from here you unmuscular stinky fuckface
>>63914264
Don't you have a rape bus to catch on the way to shit beach?
>>63914246
None of that seems dirty desu. All normal. Whats her last name?
>>63914223
As for trolling her, no fucking clue, I just know she absolutely hates my guts.
>>63914258
It's not memespouter it's the guy who's in mech at canty I assume
>>63914191
am I the only one who thinks that Captain le nice guy was in on it?
It would explain his antics over the last ~12 months so that when he eventually gets outed people might be more inclined to take it easy on 'ol Brendon
>>63914264
>literally doesn't know how to use a toilet
KEK
>>63914275
>I just know she absolutely hates my guts.
KEK not even remotely surprised that a female dislikes you
>>63914260
Every poster on /cric/ is an Indian m8.
>>63914258
>AM
>doing anything other than being NEET
You are fucking clueless
>>63914277
Same desu, or maybe the english media dicksucking went to his head.
>>63914287
Then I suppose I'm the last proud white man who aspires to bringing it back as a white man's patrician sport.
>>63914273
McSweeney
And like honestly I would tell you some of the stuff but I'm sworn to secrecy, and there's not much you could do with it anyway. Hint: it involves depression.
She's absolutely nuts man. Insane. She acts so fucking nice the whole time but man I've seen some footage. The weirdest part is that most of her close friends don't know yet I do
>>63914286
Really just because she hates my friend for dumping her desu, and I was a big part of convincing him to do it
>>63914012
Best Joy Division record, but Metal Box will forever be the GOAT post-punk album
>>63914295
it's not even just that
McMeme's "story" just doesn't add up. By his own admission he knew about Cairns matchfixing years before he bothered to report it
This whole scenario stinks of him trying to cover his own ass
>>63914277
He was a good friend
>>63914065
is Gayle playing?
>>63914293
>implying i fucking know which one of you it is other than daniel
>implying the only reason i know its daniel is because he replies to more than one post all the time
>implying your not on pooicide watch RIGHT now
>>63914303
He reported it in 2012, but the ICC did nothing about it because it wasn't for their league.
>>63914112
I think the those omissions were deliberate
Who here >proud and white?
Nigel Llong on suicide watch
Poo Peeland on pooicide watch
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/story/945583.html?CMP=chrome
>>63914311
That's STILL four years after he claims the meeting took place
>>63914298
She seemed ok looking when i met her but she looks absolute shit on facebook.
I'll try to do some shit tommorow
Will report back with results tomorrow.
Australians on /cric/ always have such pedestrian taste in music.
The foreigners who post here, especially poo peelanders, have such extreme pleb taste in addition to being pedestrian.
Also please don't confuse pedestrian with pleb.
No need to reply, as I will not be reading it.
Thanks.
>>63914317
Yeah but he wasn't a senior member of the team then, he was like a lowly middle man with some meme powers. He claimed to tell after Vettori convinced him to.
Also there wasn't as much of the "report approaches or die" thing until after the Pakistan scandal
>>63914316
>the year of our Lord and saviour, 2015
>being
kek
KEK
reminder that Jesus was NOT white
indigenous masterrace reporting in
>>63914317
Literally seething
You know remember the March Auckland ""meetup"" where Daniel was LITERALLY the only one who attended
>>63914327
>getting triggered so hard you forget to type 'white'
KEK
>>63914277
he literally said that he was excited when Cairns first approached him about it, McMeme was guilty as fuck
>>63914321
I thought she was decent when I first met her, at least reasonably cute. She flirts a lot, with a lot of people. Now that I know about her depression I totally understand why.
She's a serious fucking headcase once you get past that though. Their relationship was legit three weeks long and it was borderline abusive
>>63914337
You guys put those ugly abbos on reservations like did with our natives? Our natives are actually pretty badass but damn, abbos are hardly even human.
>>63914335
that was in one of my lectures lol of course I was going to turn up
But nah we had a legit meeting for the rugby world cup and two people showed up it was awesome man
>>63914316
>2015
>not being brown
This is our millennium lad.
k e k
.. e ..
k e k
India would literally crush all muslim countries combined in a total war, without even needing to use nuclear weapons.
>>63914342
>not liking tsunderes
seems like your lad was beta as fuck about it
>>63914347
nah, we just let them shit in the middle of the desert, while kidnapping their children and trying to breed the abo out of them. I'm not even joking.
The Tasmanians decided that was too hard and literally just killed every single one of them on their island.
>>63914360
>indian genetics
nah lad
>>63914298
>female in engineering
that's your first warning, they're literally more insane than nursing students
>>63914362
She was the opposite man. Really really really friendly on the outside but dark and horrible on the inside.
He was beta about it but he had literally just got out of a terrible relationship and upon realising this one had the potential to be worse he bailed
>>63914360
Muslims actually outnumber India
The Gulf Arab states have far more advanced militaries than Shitdia
>>63914366
Thank you based Tasmania.
Australia/US white bastion of hope broship.
>>63914360
THIS
r8 my gf lads
>>63914342
>depression
>borderline abusive
What is wrong with Auckland uni? Seems like everybody there has problems.
>>63914374
KEK, I seriously hope you do not actually believe what you have just written.
Looking forward to your seething reply which I won't be reading.
>>63914371
Not only that, EngSci is by far the hardest part of engineering
I'd try to disagree but the few engineering girls I know well enough are all pretty insane. Some of the qt normie girls in mechanical don't look like they're too insane, but I'm not really friends with that group (for obvious reasons)
>>63914371
usually sluts or fatties.
>>63914373
>dark and horrible on the inside.
nihlistic with a wicked sense of humour?
r8 my gf lads
>>63914385
>engineering
>hard
>>63914385
Ok daniel. You should try to meet some girls outside of engineering then.
>>63914391
>$60
>don't even get to fuck her
>>63914395
>acting
>hard
Fuck off mel
>>63914395
this
>le copy each others assignments xdxd
>le statics is hard xdxd
>>63914385
>engineering is hard
>mfw
>>63914399
Yeahhhhh I realise this. There are tons of girls in the music scene but they're all like 23+ and like "really independent"
I've got this terrible feeling that next year I'm just gonna crack and pick up some first years. The few conversations with first years I've had even this year have been so easy, they are literally impressed by anything.
>>63914405
Are you talking about the night that this was originally posted?
Because I posted it and was banned about 3 times that night.
>>63914408
do you have leavers in PP?
Just show up as a toolie, buy some underage girls alcohol and drown in the pussy
Any Indianons in Bombay wanna meet at the Comic con next month to make fun off all the nerds?
>>63914415
KEK, literally ALL Indian ""males"" are nerds.
>>63914335
Kek.
Even the /nrl/ End of Season meetup got more people to it.
>>63914405
>complaining about being banned
kek. i literally haven't been banned since january and i've made 1/3rd of the shitposts tonight.
>>63914408
Well you should consider girls in commerce/accounting/marketing tbqh based on my opnion.
There's an /nrl/ meet up in Maroochydore next week.
>>63914422
That is until Based Matt threw literal shit at everone
>>63914411
yeah
I have a static IP so my bans stick
>>63914426
the pooturbed janitors keep on banning me from /v/ because they're jealous of my muscular opinions and claim that I'm instigating a flame war
>>63914434
Literally WHAT internet service provider gives you a static IP?
>>63914385
>qt normie girls in mechanical
I had 2(TWO) girls in my class and both of them dropped out after 1st year.
Gamer fuel thread?
We should have a /cric/ meeting at the MCG for the Victoria v Tasmania Sheffield Shield match
I'll be there signing autographs
Reminder that the BEST thing Pee Pooland cricket could do right now is pressure McMeme into stepping down from captaincy. He LITERALLY cost >you the series
>>63914300
>not 'Y'
I'm getting FTTP NBN at my place soon lads. Pic very related.
>>63914434
turn off router, turn on router, clear cookies, open browser, done
>>63914454
>2.05MB
well the rest of havent got it either you cunt
>>63914454
Nice exif data
Enjoy getting doxxed by me, kek
>>63914442
Telstra
>>63914455
I don't think you know what a static IP is desu
>>63914454
G A T E B R O
A
T
E
B
R
O
>>63914466
have you even checked your router settings m8? sometimes theres a checkbox there for static/dynamic
>>63914466
Are you sure you are with telstra?
They haven't used static IPs in years for any of their plans.
What plan are you on and where are you located?
>>63914464
left is clearly better danny
>>63914474
>Are you sure you are with telstra?
very
>What plan are you on and where are you located?
Sydney; Cable 500GB
INCOMING
CHRIS CAIRNS FOUND NOT GUILTY
http://www.espncricinfo.com/newzealand/content/story/945643.html
>>63914474
Well i live at 10 park st wollongong if that helps
>>63914464
She is damn cute mang.
Any alphas in da house?
What do I have to do to fuck girls like her?
>>63914474
>>63914480
Telstra Cable IPs aren't technically "static", but they are sticky. Meaning your IP usually won't get reassigned and thus changed unless you leave your modem unplugged for DAYS.
Makes evading 4chan bans a real bitch, from personal experience.
>>63914481
>being this late
furious unmuscular casual detected
Why would anyone that lives in a capital city have Telstra as their ISP?
They are literally shit, and the only reason people in regional areas use them is because they are usually the only option.
In metropolitan areas, there are much cheaper providers that provide much better service.
It literally makes no sense.
>>63914482
Wanna head to Diceys tomorrow and get on the piss?
>>63914487
>What do I have to do to fuck girls like her?
Not be Indian.
>>63914489
I have Telstra and only have to just turn it off and on
>>63914493
wouldn't mind watching the handegg if its on around lunchtime if your keen
>>63914498
I do too.
That guy with the static IP has cable though, and you and I have ADSL/ADSL2+.
>>63914500
Not really into handegg, but if you pay for my drinks ill be there
>>63914491
>In metropolitan areas, there are much cheaper providers that provide much better service.
My experience is the COMPLETE opposite.
I live in Western Sydney and have moved house a half dozen times. Each time I decide to cut costs by going with one of the "cheaper" ISPs. Optus and TPG most recently. EVERY single time, something is severely wrong; extremely slow connection speed, awful customer service and hassles the account activated once everything is set up.
Every time I've eventually given up and just gone back to Telstra, and everything has gone smoothly. Maybe I'm just super unlucky but I'm happy paying the extra price for a more reliable service.
>>63914442
TPG also
POO IN THE LOO
>>63914511
>invite me to diceys
>expect me to buy the drinks
your a cheeky cunt m8
>>63914512
GOOSE
O
O
S
E
Hey cunts, pls spam Crinitis pls. Or whatever
https://strawpoll.me/6140657
https://strawpoll.me/6140657
https://strawpoll.me/6140657
>>63914498
You likely have ADSL.
I'm talking about Cable.
>>63914477
Really? She's top 10 material but fuck number 1 is just elite
Pic related is four of the top 10 plus one literally who
>>63914494
On the contrary friends abroad often post cozy pics with 9/10s. Don't believe everything 4chan says.
>>63914520
Why do NZ girls always look dirty/seedy?
>>63914512
I'd say it's because you live in a lower income area of Sydney, which is basically the same as a regional area, so alternative ISPs don't really bother investing in better infrastructure there as they won't get much of a return.
>>63914515
I have enough to buy a bottle of wine and drink it in town before the match starts though. You keen?
>>63914520
when you get a bit older you'll realise this daniel, but 2 is easily better. You just think shes better because she fits the mold a bit easier and your "friends" hivemind is convincing you.
2>3>5>1>4
>>63914530
>lower income area of Sydney
For most of that experience I didn't though.
All of those moves except one were to suburbs in and around Castle Hill and Baulkham Hills.
>>63914516
Go get a fucking massive steak at Lone Star breh
>>63914415
going to the delhi one senpai
>>63914533
yeah lad, i'll be there
>>63914530
Also, the telcos use Telstra's infrastructure anyway..
>>63914534
Bruh i see them every day I've had a lot of time to consider this. A few have grown on me a lot and #2 has shifted around a bit, but #1 is eternal. Hard to capture her perfection in a photo honestly but sometimes I just look at her and am thoroughly floored
She dyed her hair during exam break and sat in front of me for the exam, I literally wasted like 15 minutes just sitting there in awe
>>63914535
confirmed goose. Whats cracking lad?
>>63914415
Where do you people shit in a crowded convention hall?
You are now aware krazykrejza literally changed his reddit account after being EXPOSED by the big strong kiwis
>>63914548
not much
>>63914544
Not all the time. Usually in areas where it's not worth the investment in their own cables, other ISPs will rent/lease Telstra's, but in many areas, especially newer estates, they lay their own cables, or use the NBN infrastructure which is not owned by Telstra, rather by NBN Co.
>>63914494
>implying paki genetic stock is any different
>we wuz arabs and shieet
>>63914472
I've had NBN for the last year lad
>>63914545
You just can't give that description and not post pics you asshole.
PICS. NOW.
>>63914570
nice reading comprehension
>>63914570
are you retarded? scroll up panjeet
>>63914464
literally looks like Brad Hogg's daughter (who I have fucked in case you lads didn't know already)
left>right anyway
>tfw you just looked at an NBN rollout map and you live literally TWO STREETS away from where it has already been rolled out
>>63914555
Nearest McDonald's or any other generic American junk joint, because pooping's the only thing they're worth going for.
>>63914491
cable lad
I have an elite 4 mb/s download speed
>>63914581
I got a 3 day ban for arguing with that teenage American in /cric/ about the illegitimacy of e-""""""""""""sports"""""""""""""
I've literally made thousands of poo and pee related posts, but badmouthing e-"""""""sports""""""? Crossing the line.
>>63914581
lol'd Tbh
>>63914520
daniel if I went to PP would you introduce me to the blondes and asian?
the """""10""""" can fuck off tbqh
>>63914491
OP of this topic here
Telstra is the only cable option and Cable is a shitload better than ADSL
>>63914588
THIS
H
I
S
4.7mb/s max download here
>>63914590
Obviously you infuriated the American so much that he reported all your posts
>>63914581
Are you certain that's why you received a 15 minute block?
You're sure your didn't break any rules or anything earlier today that he has only just gotten around to blocking/banning you for?
>>63913731
>not being able to pick out a NZer on sight.
The dreads are a dead set give away m8
>>63914602
freshcunt who can't shitpost properly detected
when you get banned they link the post in question
>>63914598
>>63914588
How can you live with such slow speed?
Or did you mean to type MB, not mb?
Reminder to pick my dinner senpai
https://strawpoll.me/6140657
https://strawpoll.me/6140657
https://strawpoll.me/6140657
https://strawpoll.me/6140657
>you now realise RC got his proxies banned
>>63914613
posting that you've reported someone is "LITERALLY" against the rules
YOU on pooicide watch
>>63914619
who the fuck is RC?
can someone explain to me why EVERY kebab store has the SAME fucking menu with the SAME fucking options and the SAME fucking pictures
are the arabs forming some fast food illuminati behind our backs?
>>63914619
Every time he stops posting for a day or two, that's what has happened.
Remember now, he's made the claim that he is NEVER coming back to Australia, so he'll be frantically looking for another proxy.
>>63914611
YOU are the newcunt.
YOU failed to realise he did NOT get banned, and rather got a 15 minute BLOCK.
YOU do NOT get a reason or a link to the post when you get BLOCKED.
End your "life".
Is Buddy white?
>>63914624
>m-muh rules
not even the guy you're replying to but that's sad as fuck
>>63914595
>bring this LGBTQASDF degeneracy to India
Thanx Western Civilization
>>63914638
reminder India was at its prime under English jurisdiction
reminder elite muscular Australia was the only country to flourish without the Big Strong English to tell us what to do
>>63914607
Is everyone a hippie in NZ?
>>63914624
good thing I am part of the dynamic IP master race then, kek
>>63914626
>they charge extra for Cheese
>>63914630
That guy here
Janny's can't ban people, they can only report posts and block people for 15 mins until a mod bans them
The janny reported my post, blocked me (it expired) and I'll be banned once the mod sees the post the janny reported
He "literally" does it for free
>>63914645
mad as fuck static ip man detected
>>63914650
they LITERALLY all are
>kebab/burger/whatever
>with cheese
>with egg
>with the lot
explain this /cric/
based Anne Erin is the best australian tripfag on 4chan
prove me wrong
>>63914661
who?
>>63914651
I know all of this.
I literally just explained everything in this post to that other guy.
I hate it when your fucking retards do this.
You literally write up a fucking post that agrees with or basically says the same thing as the post your are replying to, but write it in such a manner that it's as if you are disagreeing or attempting to "correct" the post.
Every single one of you uneducated losers does this.
>>63914643
>India was at its prime under English jurisdiction
When will this meme end.
India had one of the highest GDPs before British arrived. There's a reason everyone was taking a voyage to look for India in the first place.
>>63914661
Australian /cric/ personalities are fairly dire at the moment
krazykasual is Zerobese 2.0
WAguy/Gatebro... well does that even need explaining?
Saxon and Adam are literally just losers
Lots of tension ITT right now lads.
>>63914681
at least we still have based joshy and ivan
>>63914714
KEK, nice job exposing how new you are.
Joshy and Ivan have not posted on 4chan since early 2014.
>>63914722
nice try ivan
>>63914726
WRONG.
Based elite RideBro here.
>you now remember runaway bro
Wish WalkBro was still here, it was fun bullying him the fuck out
>>63914741
I wonder what happened to him?
>>63914741
literally fucking WHO?
>>63914681
please don't put me in the same category as saxon, I keep my memespouting to /cric/
done any big poos in a fancy restaurant lately lads?
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/28900441/#28904338
comedy gold lads
>>63914790
based convict
>>63914790
>all that mad at JFBF
kek
>>63914790
Goose was such a whiny faggot back then
>all those australian 'anons' defending 'him' in that thread
>>63914819
>he still doesn't know about gooses elite samefagging skills
>>63914830
azngoose ie jfbf just shitposted agressivly for a night. having the tripcode Zerogoose#zerogoose probably wasn't the smartest thing he did Tbh
>>63914790
fucking convict top kek
I love reading over these old threads and noticing your own posts
>>63914847
>>63914790
anyone have the screenshots of the e-mail conversations between convict and goose?
>>63914825
I do know about it, that's how I could detect it
>>63914830
>azngoose
I like to think I coined that name by reposting this pic with the filename. Could be wrong though.
>>63914860
>/spuh/
wat a faggot
>>63914790
fucking tripfags
>>63914612
millibits i think
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/23666823/#23666823
>>63914930
Am I the only one that cringes when I look at my posts from 3 years ago?
>>63914937
nah, happens to me too
sometimes I think "fuck, how right was I there" as well though
>>63914917
You're gonna criticize tripfags when you like meme cartoons
>>63914930
i think i made that lauren mitchell post, not sure about too many others
>>63914995
Squanch you m8. R&M is fucking hilarious.
>>63915023
maybe if you're 12
>>63915023
It is L I T E R A L L Y reddit: the animated series
>>63914930
>the olympics are literally 6 months away
>Denan Kemp has his own podcast
>You now remember Denan Kemp
>>63915080
fucking based
on the other hand, where has the time gone?
>>63915080
>tfw no Cathy Basedman
>>63915086
I literally don't
>>63915057
Everyone knows Justin Roiland posts on 4chan. If anything scenes like these probably make redditors squirm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz1r53WSJCw
>Pakistan Blue - Pakistan Green
ayy
>>63915522
thnx for reminding BSA
Forgot about that match.
>>63915492
>indian """"""""""""""athletes"""""""""""""""""
>>63915890
>american """"""""""people""""""""""
>>63916020
>that flag
>that post
>that filename
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkOsgXHUGs0
Cric Nationality rankings:
BSA > India > Pakistan > Pakistan Blue > Windies > Ausissies = poo peeland
>>63916075
Wrong.
Pakistan > Trinidad & Tobago > England > Australia = New Zealand > India > Anywhere else > USA
>>63916075
>india ahead of anyone
>they don't realize 90% of /cric/ is either Indians with proxy or an Indian abroad.
>>63916091
>still mad about losing indo-pak wars
OFFICIAL /CRIC/ TEST RANKINGS
1. EVERY TEAM EXCEPT BANGLADESH AND ZIMBABWE DURING THE 00s
POWER GAP
10. SOUTH AFRICA
11. PAKISTAN
POWER GAP
13. INDIA
14 AUSTRALIA
15. ENGLAND
16. NEW ZEALAND
POWER GAP
20. SRI LANKA
21. BANGLADESH
POWER GAP
100000. WEST INDIES
100001. ZIMBABWE
/CRIC/ OFFICIAL BEST BATSMEN IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW
1. ABDV
2. KANE
3. WARNER
4. SMITH
5. KHAN
POWER GAP
6. AMLA
7. ROOT
8. MATTHEWS
POWER GAP
9. KHOLI
10. COOK
REMINDER THESE ARE OBJECTIVE RANKINGS AND ABOVE CONTENTION
>>63916137
fuck the other chick was boutta whip em out too but the guy with the camera was a faggot
/freemoney/ anyone?
>first ball wicket
>>63916152
Pakis haven't been tested yet outside the subcontinent. Their batsmen will get rekt in Eng and NZ next year.
>>63916219
>he hasn't witnessed the pakistani choke
>>63916190
The camermen are the biggest pervs at the cricket, they're always browsing the crowd for some bird watching.
The directors always change to a different camera as soon as they catch on to anything lewd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFPxSn69pcc
>Roy
>>63916227
>tfw >we will be exposed as just anohter crap homebabby side next year
Hoping for a miracle desu
>>63916246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59aoWggycSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKvzkn5GQkM
>>63916256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzeBYkDFFf0
Is Mayanti Langer related to Justin Langer?
>>63916236
No way they get swept by englel
>>63916270
Yes, first cousins.
If Aamer Yamin died of starvation, he'd be Aamer Famine.
>>63916274
ALready lost the first two games of the series.
>>63916270
WHO is this cum dump
If Aamer Yamin were a fish he'd be Aamer Salmon
God bless TenSports for free high quality live stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxm-lb-BMGc
>Sohail 'truck driver' Tanvir
>>63916297
>tfw youtube can see through my indian proxies
I wish they'd stream more cricket in Australia, it's only ever games involving >us that get shown
>>63916297
ree t(to)b(be)h(honest)
>>63916290
Stuart Binny's wife.
>>63916314
>>63916323
>These chumps don't have proxmate
Get it you dumb cunts.
England will win the World T20 and there is nothing you can do to stop >us.
>>63916256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7kkS13_X0M
I literally just watch videos of bumble for his accent, it's GOAT
>>63916339
>14 day free trial then have to pay shekels
implying we're the chumps, you good fucking goy
>>63916339
that chat though
>>63916351
It's free you dense cunt.
https://proxmate.me/packages/
Unless you Americans are getting Jewed out (business as usual tbqh).
>>63916360
you jew'd me fa.m
>>63916371
No but realtalk, it's a free Firefox add-on and I feel like I'm getting trolled so hard right now.
Maybe you Americans are getting Jewed out of the free stuff? I promise you I havn't paid a cent for it (unless the add-on itself is some botnet shit, which it probably is tbqh).
>POOT
the """number "one"""" batsman in the world
MOMEME
>>63916393
>>63916432
actually it's working on firefox
cheers m8
>>63916393
i opened youtube through it but it's just going full autism. 1 second it tells me it's unblocking the video then it goes back to saying it's blocked. it just keeps doing that
HAHAHA ITS A PARTY
What the fug Moeen
What the fug
>>63916470
Good lad, I knew I wasn't tripping balls about it being free.
>>63916479
It does that sometimes: I usually either F5 it and it works, or just let it try and unblock and after a few times it should work. If not uninstall/reinstall the packages and try them again. That Indian stream is working for me.
If you got two wickets with the last two balls of your spell in a limited overs match and the game went to a super over and you got a wicket with your first ball would it count as a hat trick
>>63916522
I say no.
>>63916522
Yeah
Merv once got a hat-trick over three days
wallop
>>63916560
> In the second Test against West Indies in Perth in 1988-89, he dismissed Curtly Ambrose with the last ball of his 36th over, then (after another wicket had fallen at the other end) polished off the innings by removing Patrick Patterson with the first ball of his next over, to finish with 5 for 130. Then, with the first ball of West Indies' second innings, Hughes trapped Gordon Greenidge plumb in front, and went on to take 8 for 87. Actually the hat-trick was so unusual that Hughes didn't immediately realise he'd taken one, and had to be told about it later.
>organ
>>63914540
Go for the Test match pham.
chewed up and spat out
>>63916297
that fucking chat
>tfw no whitewash (trigger warning)
>Englel
>>63916219
what are you spending it on lad?
I hate Indians so much. Smelly cunts.
>>63916720
Might pick up the cod or fallout m8
>>63916735
the feeling is mutual
DAMA DAM MAST KALANDAR
SAMOSA PET KE ANDAR
>ENGLUND
>akmal taking catches
it's over englel are finished
>>63916777
Seriously though, why does every single Indian person absolutely stink of a mix of curry and shit?
>>63916813
Find better company.
Seriously though, why does every single Brit smells like cum and dick cheese?
>tfw no PC atm
>>63916863
Do Indian babies stink? Or do they develop it over their childhood? The details of why you cunts stink so bad really has me intrigued.
>>63916863
Why are street shitters still allowed here?
>>63916876
wtf how are you streaming it on ur phone
tfw iphone pleb
>>63916894
People who groom themselves smell good and look clean and the people who don't smell bad. It's the same principle all over the world.
>>63916894
a career in anthropology beckons you m9
>>63916911
Galaxy S6, although I regret the $1200 I spent on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tOas68D33k
reminder no cricket intro will top this
>>63916908
>this one guy that replies to every other indian post with /int/ """"""banter""""""
how fucking salty are you
>>63916908
>That flag
>This thread
Fuck off fatty, I bet you can't even hold a bat properly.
Who can stop us lads?
>>63916917
>>63916922
I've never seen an attractive Indian person either, male or female. You are all so hideous.
>>63916955
maybe you could try getting out of the house more for a start
At least >we got 100
>it's an England fail at anything other than test cricket game
Genuinely expecting them to be knocked out of the T20 cup by a Rambo-less Afghanistan at this point tbqh
>>63916955
We send all the uggo ones to Englund.
>>63916945
group stage
>>63916940
>>63916942
>literally covered in shit all day
>talking shit online
Take a fucking bath and clean your shit up Pajeet
>>63916976
Wait, is Rambo not playing? What's the fucking point of letting Afghanistan show up then
>>63916964
Poor response. You cunts are just a failure of a race, it's really quite sad.
>>63916983
Gross. They're semi attractive but with the typical Indian filth all over the ground behind them. 100% chance they smell like garbage and have shit smeared all over their cheeks.
>>63916976
nigger we haven't lost a t20 match for ages
DESIGNATED
it's a dlf maximum lads
>>63917000
based stanikzai lad
>>63916994
>>63917007
Indians build up super immune systems due to the filthy environment, India will become a superpower in 2030 when we unleash a plague so terrible only we will survive it.
New thread where
>>63917001
>Indians
>Race
>>63917069
making it now la
who /60minuteman/ here?
It's funny how Indians are proud that they are literally the scum of the earth.
its funny how some brit thinks his opinion actually holds any relevance on a malaysian sheep shagging forum
walkcunt on suicide watch
