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Aston Villa VS Watford
Guzan, Hutton, Richards, Clark, Richardson, Gana, Veretout, Sanchez, Gil, J Ayew, Sinclair
> Gomes; Nyom, Britos, Cathcart, Ake; Capoue, Watson; Paredes, Deeney, Abdi;
Memeouth vs Everton
Federici, Francis, Distin, Cook, Daniels, Stanislas, Surman, Arter, Gosling, Ritchie, King
>Howard, Coleman, Galloway, Stones, Mori, McCarthy, Barry, Deulofeu, Barkley, Kone, Lukaku.
Sunderland vs Stoke
Pantilimon, Yedlin, O’Shea, Kaboul, Coates, van Aanholt, Cattermole, M’Vila, Larsson, Defoe, Fletcher.
>Butland; Johnson, Shawcross, Wollscheid, Pieters; Whelan, Adam; Bojan, Shaqiri, Arnautovic; Walters
Crystal Palace vs Newcastle
Hennessey; Ward, Dann, Delaney, Souare; McArthur, Cabaye; Zaha, Puncheon, Bolasie; Wickham.
>Elliot; Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett; Colback, Anita; Sissoko, Perez, Wijnaldum; Cisse.
Man City vs Soton
Caballero, Sagna, Demichelis, Otamendi, Kolarov, Fernandinho, Delph, Toure, De Bruyne, Sterling, Aguero.
>Stekelenburg, Yoshida, Fonte, Long, Davis, Mane, Wanyama, Romeu, Ward-Prowse, Van Dijk, Bertrand
Leicester vs Man Utd is at 5:30pm
Superior thread desu
Stoke will play in Europe next season.
>>63847042
did pretty well in europe a few seasons ago
Who /soccerstars/ here?
neat little game, except for the constant shilling
no way that Everton loses here, right lads?/
More like 3pm Kuck Off
Amirite?
>>63847042
>Not regretting getting sent off in the wirld cup final
>mfw I see Americans trying to 'analyse' football
Are the benches covered or open top?
Am I expected to believe that players worth millions are supposed to sit in the rain?
Cissé YES
>tfw you're not losing at half time
Hirohito please ban australia from 4chan
>>63849060
forgot pic
Things are all set up for a late Watford winner.
>LELDS
McClaren Out?
>>63849052
>terrible run
Do you actually follow football? If you weren't a massive retard you would have taken note of their demolishing Liverpool. Their run of form and that loss to Sunderland are false results m8
imagine spending your life spamming trap pictures on 4chins
>mfw a manchester manure fan attempted to convince me that Christopher Smalling was a world class defender
fuck me that shin to the head looks almost as painful as villa's entire season
>STEVE "FAT CUNT" EVANS
>LOSING TO COLIN WANKER
>neckbrace and oxygen
fuck me
>>63849107
Is the goalie dead?
Gomez is kill
>>63849095
I could say the same about their demolishing of Newcastle - that' it's a false result and that Newcastle have been bad even by their own standards today. Hindsight is 20/20. Also if you think scoring in the 82nd while having less chances all game is a demolishing you should be careful about calling others retarded
is gomes dead?
>>63849146
possibly
>>63849102
Well that's obviously wrong
It's Michael Smalling who's world class.
>>63849159
>Hindsight is 20/20
This is your argument against making informed betting decisions? Fuck me
I keep thinking its Sunday lads hahahaha
Now that I've taken a moment of silence for Gomez O can say
A D A M A
D
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>>63849190
post pre-game bet slips or shut up. I made 120 euro on Friday with 5
Any webms of Gomez yet?
City are really really shit. Southampton should be winning 3-2 right now.
>>63849159
It's not hindsight. Newcastle are on a terrible run while Crystal Palace have been doing pretty decent this season.
>players having a kickabout while gomez gets treated
soton gonna score another
>>63849224
Nigga got fucked up by Catcart
Villa villa villa villa villa villa
>Wijnaldum
>Krul
Why do decent players go to such weak clubs?
>>63849246
That's not right m8 it's
villa Villa VILLA Villa
>>63849257
krul is krap
>aguero injured again
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>63849234
Newcastle have more points in the last 5 games though. It's all relative
Should I go to my autistic friend's birthday party and hit on her challenged friends or stay home and watch laal get banged instead?
>Adama and Gil not playing together
fuck sake garde
>aguero ded again
I hope klitschko destroys fury the lanky stream of piss
Gomez died so Villa would go down
F
I haven't watched Mememouth much this season but it always seems like they create a lot of chances but can never score. Really killed their season that Wilson got injured
>mfw he would have ended up being an even bigger meme than Vardy
>>63849265
Literally the argentine Sturridge
Jesus Christ Villa what the fuck was that
Aston Villa Football Club
>ASTON SHITTA
Called it. Kind of.
>the Villa of Aston
>>63849286
both? what kind of party starts this early
>Villa
>vardy stops scoring
>mahrez leaves in january
>leicester gets relegated
>>63849257
Krul is the biggest fraud in the league
It's painful having to watch him have absolutely no presence on the pitch every week, play terribly but still get praise because he saved a load of easy shots in one game a couple of years ago
He's a massive reason why our defence is shit no matter who plays, he makes everyone nervous because he never imposes himself on his box
Still villa till I dye...,
>>63849322
The fuck are you
Also, Why Villa so shitte la
Who /Chat shit get banged/ here?
>Implying I'm not looking forward to the Championship
>leave getting relegated to me
Blunderland are really struggling to play football atm
Stoke confirmed 1-0 smash and grab
>>63849347
The return of the Darby.....,
I would have sympathy for Newcastle but then I see all the geordies on twitter acting like NUFC are a massive club and gods gift to earth just because they fill a 50k stadium.
>>63849347
>implying Villa's toothless style will work in a league as Physical as the Champ
You'd finish 14th at this rate
>>63849334
>implying Villa, Newcastle or Mememouth are going to get 28 points
Do you think a doctor would medically diagnose me as depressed if I told them I was a villa fan?
Gimme Utd trash Leighchester.
KOLAROV
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>Sunderland will stay up AGAIN
>>63849373
I'm a villa and Philadelphia sports fan
>tfw all your friends are Villel fans
Glorious desu
City's defence is such a fucking joke.
>>63849368
To be fair, most teams that go down are toothless in the PL - that's why they go down in the first place.
How did Southampton just let that happen?
>>63849334
They won't sell him in January, don't be foolish.
>de bruyne
1 goal 2 assists
>>63849399
It was a spectacularly placed finish
At least Adama looks good
>>63849389
>haha i'm so great because I live in birmingham and support manchester united
>>63849401
My favourite mercenary.
Aston
>>63849409
>the islamic state of turkey
De Bruyne is overrated
>De Bruyne
>Average in the German League, amazing in the English league
Bundesliga>>>>EPL
>>63849386
You say that like it's a bad thing, Irish friend.
>>63849326
the one for challenged apparently
Man United XI vs. Leicester: De Gea; Darmian, McNair, Smalling, Blind; Carrick, Schweinsteiger; Mata, Young, Rooney; Martial.
>>63849423
Fuck off Ivory Coast
>brighton won't lose a game this season
>>63849428
>Average in the German League
>>63849418
Villa
You have 5 seconds to tell me why Adama Traore is not in the starting lineup for Villa
I kind of hope Newcastle don't come down with us - could do with them not being in the Championship at the same time.
>>63849401
Man, I genuinely didn't think Chelsea were going to regret this so much. I wonder if Mourinho is aware how much he fucked up.
>>63849438
Bad language is haram my friend
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-34952623
fuck even the queen has 10/10 banter
leicester v utd thread
>>63849449
>>63849449
>>63849428
>Average in the German League
careful not to fall for it lads
>>63849436
>no depay
how is it possible for van gaal to be so retarded
>>63849409
He was completely unmarked though, and had a shitload of time
>>63849447
>implying either us or newcaslte would finish first
>>63849436
>Carrick & Schweinsteiger
>>63849452
Lukaku as well would easily be a better option to Costa. But it was probably impossible to say no for £30 million for him.
>>63849453
true, my brother
>conceding 4 goals to burton
>the city of colchester
>>63849491
>implying burton under JFH are bad
>implying colchester haven't been utter shit all season
>>63849484
>Lukaku as well would easily be a better option to Costa.
lol
Commentator saying otamendi has been cities best defender... na m8 he's useless
Villa are actually on course to do worse than Derby
>>63849509
Pray tell, how many goals has Costa scored this year?
>>63849521
We'll pick up a bit in the new year I expect but it'll be way too little too late. We'll probably get about 20-25 points.
>>63849452
De Bruyne
Sturridge
Lukaku
Matic
all allowed to leave
>>63849512
He's been doing decently today, mainly that early tackle to stop the counter.
>>63849452
>"Pedro is a world class player! He'll win Chelsea the league!"
RIP Poverton
>Villa and Newcastle are getting relegated
>smith on my bench
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT VS EVERTON FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
>>63849525
that's bad logic m8
>>63849530
Is there ever going to be anything more glorious than Chelsea's fall?
>>63849509
He has 4 goals in 17 games this season as the first choice striker, misses quite a few chances and doesn't make the right runs. A new striker is Chelsea's biggest priority in January I hope
>>63849436
>Rooney
Congrats Leicester on being top of the table two weeks in a row
>stook
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>63849551
Same fâm
MAGIC OF BOG SIM
BOG SIM
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FUCK OFF BLUNDERLAND
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>>63849564
They will easily be back next season, hell they might even finish 4th this year. They'll just be like United and Roman will realise that he actually needs to start spending again and suddenly they'll have a great team.
Newcastle fans literally on suicide watch
lel
>stoke
Honestly couldn't give a shit anymore.
>Poocastle destroyed
>Villel destroyed
>Glorious Sunderland rises from the ashes
>it's a blunderland do the minimum required to stay up season
>again
Villa here. What did I do to deserve this lads?
>>63849536
Hey /sp/ told me he was good, how could I know people were lying? on the internet, of all places.
>>63849530
Come on Sturridge doesn't count, as far as we know he died.
>>63849594
>hell they might even finish 4th this year
I seriously, really really hope you don't actually believe this.
BIGSAMBOOZLED
>van aanholt scored
>tfw you look at the table and just give yourself a brief moment to let the fact that Chelsea are 15th sink in
When was Big Sam appointed?
Might as well already stick an (R) next to Villa in the table
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Villa, Bournemouth and one of Norwich/Newcastle to go down
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>>63849608
Was wondering when you'd show up.
DESIGNATED
>>63849628
IF they beat Spurs I'll believe it.
>>63849613
Sturridge's goals in 2013/14 would have won Chelsea the league
stoke what the fuck are you doing
>>63849650
you wat
>>63849668
>it's a "mark hughes blames the ref for losing" episode
The worst run clubs in England
>Blackpool
>Newcastle
>Aston Villa
>Sunderland
>>63849628
All the big teams have been inconsistent this year. Chelsea are 12 points of 4th, yes it's a big gap but they just need to go on a solid run of say 5 wins in a row and suddenly they'll be back in the mix.That's obviously something that Chelsea are capable of.
>Neverton
>>63849608
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>>63849470
Playing for the draw against Leicester. Pathetic.
>>63849667
True that.
Maybe I expect too much from Mourinho but really Chelsea should have won the past 2 leagues and this one as well.
>neverton
>the city of liverpool
>NEVERTON
EDDIE MEME
>mememouth
>CHOKING A 2 GOAL LEAD TO EDDIE MEME
>MEMETINEZ
Mememouth memeing pretty hard right now
>Poverton "football" club
MEMEMOUTH
>Poverton
AYEW!
>>63849436
>Carrick, Schweinsteiger
>against a side with pace almost all over the pitch
it's not even the first time hes made this mistake
Too fucking late.
>>63849636
I honestly can't imagine a Premier League without Villa's mediocrity
How do you go from this
>Conceding a goal to Junior Stanislas
>10 (ten) minutes stoppage time
>Remi Time
>>63849697
>no leeds
>letting memes win
requesting a gif of Arlauskis can't catch the cross
>>63849753
>Mediocrity
We've been outright shit for about 3 seasons.
> Never Ever
post yfw Newcastle swap Ayoze Perez for Andros Townsend in January
http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/11/newcastle-and-tottenham-line-up-january-swap-deal-reports-ayoze-perez-andros-townsend/
MASSIVE
Oh fuck off Everton
>>63849752
Salt is haram m8
>>63849761
Forgot about them, them too
You now realise that Watmore has a first class degree in Economics and Business from Newcastle University.
arlauskis is a tall lithuanian
why didn't he choose to become a basketball player?
>>63849756
the loan system is a cancer
>>63849804
YOU WAT WAT WAT
YOU WAT
YOU WAT
YOU WAT WAT WAT
>>63849787
Has Tim Sherwood snuck onto the Newcastle transfer committee?
>>63849567
>A new striker is Chelsea's biggest priority in January I hope
>mfw there was news of them trying to get Aubameyang for £20m
>mfw no face
Bobby brown shoes is the gift that keeps on giving
AHAHAHA BONY
WHAT A SHIT PLAYER
>10 minutes stoppage time in villa game
what happened?
>>63846987
>+10
I haven't seen this since the Fergie days
Jesus tapdancing christ, Villa's defense is absolute shit...
I want to get off Lerner's wild Ride.
>Lelkakupoo
>>63849841
Gomez died
>>63849841
gomes died
>>63849804
he's the son of some FA bigwig IIRC
fuck sake boner
>>63849828
Is he good? I don't want good strikers, they are boring.
>Everton
Smith blooter for Mememouth
https://streamable.com/yavd
>Watford starting fights to halt Villas momentum
scum desu
>poocastle
McLaren has to go now
I just cannot see this not leading to a sacking
>shitcastle
At least we're not losing 5-1 to Crystal Palace
>Neverton
>>63849664
there's a chance... they came home yesterday from azerbaijan
>>63849756
to this
S H I T C A S T L E
>>63849889
>nobody closes him down
all of my why
>shitcastle
MCARTHUR MCARTHUR MCARTHUR MCARTHUR MCARTHUR MCARTHUR MCARTHUR MCARTHUR MCARTHUR MCARTHUR MCARTHUR
>5 - 1
>>63849846
>Lerner owns Villa and the Browns
How can one man bring so much suffering.
>>63849871
Should have stayed the big fish in the little pond of Swansea. Both parties would have benefited.
>>63849909
>newca5t1e
>NEWCA5T1E
MAXIMUM TROLLING
>neverton
>>63849878
15 goals in 13 games this season for Dortmund
>Wiggerton
Is that the Etihad?
Why is it almost empty?
5ewCast1e
>>63849452
That can't be right. I was told in pedantic detail that he was going to flop hard by Chelsea fans on /sp/. I mean that fucking attitude!
>>63849953
it's called the emptihad for a reason lad
>poocastle
Has Fat Sam got 9 out of the ten points Sunderland have had this season? What match did he first manage Sunderland?
>mfw newcastle fans protested for pardew to be sacked
top kek
>>63849915
Come on mate, give him a few more games and then we can judge him after that
>>63849983
game before the derby
newcastle fans should re-launch their pardew out campaign so they might beat palace the next time
big sam was always going to get them out of it
>mememouth
GET FUCKED EDDIE MEME
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
>EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63849878
Joint record holder for the most consecutive Bundesliga matches scored in, and current top scorer. Which is why the rumour is ridiculous.
>Dortmund selling him in winter
>Dortmund selling him for £20m
>Dortmund selling to Mourinho at all after the bullshit he pulled with De Bruyne
>mememouth
>>63849915
Why are toon fans so against various managers Ashley hires and not against the fat man himself? Both Pardew and Mclaren would have done so much better if they were allowed to actually build a balanced squad instead of hoarding re-saleable attacking midfielders
MEMES WELL AND TRULY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>EDDIE MEME
>MUH NEXT ENGLAND MANAGER
some brilliant games today tbf
leicester v united will end 0-0 now
>>63849926
because there's a huge gap in quality between the EPL and the Championship.
David Nugent was seen as the next big thing and even got an England call up playing for Preston but then he moved to Portsmouth and Harry Redknapp put him up for sale after only 3 games
>bournemouth
>>63850000
>(You)
>>63850000
quads confirm there's no way bournemouth are losing this now
fucking hell scousers really are subhuman
>>63850047
Because fans literally cannot shift that fat fucker out but still want their voices to be heard
le play poorly but still score a goal and be worth £50 million man
>Shitmouth
They'll be lucky to break 15 points
>muh philosophy
>muh same defence since league one
>>63850053
>>63850056
>>63850044
I missed, what happened?
>Mememouth
>Poocastle
>Aston Vanilla
>>63850047
they're fucking idiots
>>63850047
Im against Ashley, because what decent manager would want to come here and work under him.
He runs the place like a business, rather than a football club. Which might not be the worst thing because I do think he's sorted our finances out. I'd just like to see more ambition, he just sees an ROI.
>>63850047
what are you talking about?
>>63849941
except that he quadrupled his wages
HAHAHAHAHAHAH EVEROTN
AHAHAHAHAB OH MY GOD
>Sunderland 2 points clear of relegation
>neverton
HAHAHA THIS FUCKING GAME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
UNBELIEVABLE SCENES
>MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ >MEMETINEZ
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>fucked up a relatively cushy job at Derby because he wanted to go to Newcastle
>now he's at Newcastle the team is absolute shite
>meanwhile Derby got good investment and doing way better without him
>McLelan
O shite
>EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT >EVERSHIT
>this "game"
>everton
>>63850037
>>63849951
Can't wait to see him come to Chelsea and score 2 goals in 19 games.
>Neverton
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>neverton
>NEVERTON
lelverton
I don't understand how Howard still has a job.
>>63850063
>>63850062
>(YOU)
>(YOU)
MEMETINEZ IS SHIT
>EVERSHIT
>>63849987
>22 points from 28 games between January and October 2014 under Pardew
>0.78 points per game would guarantee relegation in every EPL season
AHAAHAHAHAHA, THE CITY OF SHITTERPOOL
>POVERTON FOOTBALL CLUB
I'd off myself if I was an Everton supporter desu senpai.
>MEMERTON
Webms?
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>THE CITY OF EVERTON
>>63850142
Deal with it senpai, quads never lie
>THIS FUCKING GAME
>AMERICAN GOALKEEPING
LITERALLY NEVERTON
>The Everton fans literally lost the game for their team
kek
>90+8
wew
>>63850083
She'd look amazing taking black cock
FEED THE SCOUSERS
LET THEM KNOW ITS CHRISTMAS TME
>>63850152
>implying it's the managers fault
>>63850047
>>63850089
Newcastle fans have sang "Get out of our club you fat cockney bastard" at every game home and away for the past 7 years
Reminder that Everton fans were talking about finishing 4th
>all those bandwagon shitters moaning about there being no good 3pm games
>invading the pitch
> Thus giving your opponents enough time to equalise
> Neverton
How fucking tinpot can you be lmao
5ports D1rect
>ten minutes of stoppage in the Villa-Watford game
What happened here?
>Aston Villa
>>63850200
They all do desu
>>63850218
>people who watch games at 3pm instead of Soccer Saturday/Final Score
>>63850201
good one
>>63850225
Gomes is kill
>>63850221
holy shit did this really happen
hahahahahahha holy fuck thats hilarious
>>63850215
so why turn on pardew when he's clearly a good manager?
>>63850225
Nigga died
>NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON >NEVERTON
>>63850218
>yfw bangwaggon shites call teams like leicester doing well a meme
>yfw bandwaggon shites call vardy a chav
>yfw bandwaggon shites think people actually like their teams because of their style of football
>yfw bandwaggon shites go clubbing in Bristol while wearing their man utd tops
>yfw bandwaggon shites think Rooney is world class
>>63850250
He was shit at United
>>63850250
Because they're retards.
>Muh Shearer
>>63850069
Still it's hardly the managers fault if they have rubbish squads. Newcastle is playing with second choice on virtually all positions and look what happens when you don't spend money on good replacements
>>63850122
M8, I just told you why it wouldn't happen. They'd have to pay £40m+ in the winter, and that's assuming Dortmund don't just tell Mou to fuck off if he thinks he's ever getting a player from them. Not to mention apparently him and Reus have a pact.
Ayy lmao
>Neverton fans disappear again
>>63850250
Because the club was doing shit and the fans wanted a change to happen. Would the owner leave? No, so the blame was shifted to where their voices would have effect
>>63850283
lol
>>63850283
>he was bad in the past so he must be bad now
>what is professional development
holy shit newcastle is full of neanderthals
>>63850279
Vardy is a chav desu
>>63850303
>open facebook
>"how the fuck does kone play for everton"
it was like 10 days ago they were sucking his dick and saying he was amazing
>90+12
>>63850292
so many tracksuits I can't tell which ones are fans.
>>63850292
>scousers
>>63850292
>go-ahead goal
>>63850291
>pact
That's such a cute rumour. Gotta love Royce.
>>63850205
whose was it?
>>63850250
Because after we finished fifth we only played well for 6 months in the subsequent 2.5 years under Pardew, the rest of the time was absolutely dreadful.
I personally was always behind him and took into account that he had one hand tied behind his back throughout his tenure but the football really was dreadful, it can get weary regardless of the circumstances
>>63850292
>late go-ahead goal
>americans
PS
>the city of merseyside blues
>>63850321
>currently 6th in the league with a worse squad
yeah he's shit m8
enjoy relegation
>>63850317
>keeping a manager on because he might come good in the future even though he nearly relegated you 2 seasons in a row
5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1
That is fucking hilarious, everton fans running onto the pitch to celebrate a "win" against bournemouth
then having extra time added onto extra time because of it
and then conceding
>>63850329
>open facebook
>Birmingham city fans calling Deeney a world class hero
>>63850360
I honestly can't tell if he actually is gay, or just slightly autistic.
>>63850369
>he
Pardew wasn't even top 5 in the reasons you were nearly relegated 2 seasons in a row
He's arguably the main reason you weren't
Martinez is a cunt so them losing 2 goals 5 minutes into injury time makes me happy.
>>63850292
>go-ahead goal
>everton fans want martinez out
Who would replace him?
>>63850376
Fucking perfect
>>63850365
and how has sacking him worked out for you? where is he now with a worse squad?
your club is toxic and your fans are even worse
>Neverton
what was the deal with the bournemouth match. 11 minutes added time?
>>63850368
I'm not a Newcastle fan, m8
You can't argue with the facts. He was shite at Newcastle.
>>63850398
moyes
>>63850398
Moyes
>>63850291
>Not to mention apparently him and Reus have a pact.
I remember hearing something similar with Reus and Goatze.
>>63850393
>finish 5th
>improve the squad
>manager changes the style of play and it turns to shit
>it's everyones fault but the manager
ebin :)
>>63850292
>go-ahead goal
Liverpoop keep winning good games but can't climb the table
They've been around 10th for fucking ages
what's going on?
>>63850037
Isn't he also second internationally or something like that?
>>63850398
mouyes after he gets sacked
>>63850369
>he nearly relegated you
just like carver and mclaren? wake up, it's clearly not the manager that's holding you back
Villa fan here
when do I give up?
>>63850430
Inconsistency
>>63850376
pottery
>>63850250
because newcastle has the most fair weather fans in the priemier leauge
Newcastle 19th
:))))))))))
>>63850430
Shit home record so far, and first 7 away games against last years top 6 + Stoke
>>63850448
last week
>>63850448
when the zulus cunts do the double over you in the championship next year,winning promotion in the process
>>63850433
>but he is a winner
evrytim
>>63850430
theyve undeniably had the toughest start to the season
worst fixtures possible
>>63850448
Now lad. Your shit team is finally going down.
>>63850448
At birth m8
>>63850433
>you don't need to win things to be a winner
>What kind of season do you want, old chap?
Was aston villa-watford the longest match in premier league history?
>>63850384
I blame Klopp.
>>63850303
Barca fan here, has he been poor for Everton? Have big hopes for him.
>>63850415
Just 5 iirc, but the Everton fans invaded the pitch when they scored, so they ended up with 8.
somehow, magically, there are three clubs that are worse than sunderland again
extension and pay rise to o'shea, larsson and cattermole ASAP
>>63850398
>moyes
>>63850483
>AY WY AYE. WOT KIND OF TEAM DUH YUH WUNT LAD?
>>63850433
>You don't need trophies to be a winner but he is a winner
Every time
>>63850447
so because Carver and McClaren are also shite Pardew wasn't a problem?
>>63850438
Pretty sure he's close to leading, or even leading the European Golden Shoe this season, because of that whole multiplier thing.
>>63850409
People wanted him gone and replaced by someone better, that didn't happen.
Every single EPL manager sacked during the tenure of Alan Pardew actually had a BETTER record than he did over their last 28 games than he did between January and October when people wanted him out
>>63850494
and then fucking up the game. brilliant.
>>63850433
*TAFF'S
*PEOPLE'S
*LOSER
>>63850398
Neil Lennon would do brilliant there. Should jump ship if they come knocking, Bolton fans have been a disgrace towards him.
>>63850426
how has it worked out since he left then? you magically turned into a top 6 team right?
>>63850488
No, he's been pretty good. Barcelona can buy for £6m in the summer.
Everton fans are just fucking mongs. Some of them LITERALLY won't eat tomatoes because they're red
>>63850544
No one was asking to replace him with Carver or McClaren
>>63850447
All of those managers were terrible; the one common factor at Newcastle over the last 3 years was the poor quality of manager. Hence the poor performances
>>63850527
>People wanted him gone and replaced by someone better, that didn't happen.
Proof Newcastle fans are the worst. In the Championship a few years ago but turned on Pardew because he didn't win them the Champions League, top kek
>>63850544
new manager being a shit heap isnt really relevant to the merit of sacking pardew, just proof they did a shit job with the new hire
Holy kek, the reason Bournemouth had time to score that goal was because of the Everton Pitch invaders.
http://www.espnfc.us/video/premier-league-highlights/148/video/2731781/watch-pandemonium-at-bournemouth
Some of you horses are alright. Don't go near Newcastle tonight.
>>63850554
Now that's passion desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4C0MHGwJ5g
Video of Everton fans pitch invasion KEK
>>63850554
http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=25104.30
here's everton fans talking about how jelavic is better than suarez
>>63850469
Took the words out of my mouth family
>>63850535
>Neil Lennon
>Say my name
>>63850583
lel
>>63850597
>that music
ugh
>>63850573
Are you just stupid by choice or?
>>63850554
>scousers
>>63850605
>falling for that
this guy has been pushing "Neil Lennon is God" for about a month now
>>63850598
There used to be a full thread dedicated to it but they deleted it when people kept linking to it, fucking shitbags
>Hating neverton
Why? They're a bit bitter and smalltime but other than that most of their fans seem ok.
is rojadirecta ded?
>tfw my dad lost like £20k because of the pitch invasion
>>63850643
Because it's funny to laugh at them
>>63850629
just a shitty scummy team with shit fans
somehow "neutrals" think of everton as a nice club with great fans
>>63846987
So /sp/, how many horses do you reckon will be needing rhinoplasties by this time tomorrow?
>>63850643
Who else can Liverpool laugh at? Their other rivals are all superior to them.
>>63850573
>le false dichotomy faec XDDDDD
what the hell are you talking about?! Alan Pardew was statistically the worst manager in the EPL in 2014. Every other club in the league would have demanded his sacking too.
Liverpool fans turned on Brendan Rodgers for finishing 5th when the season before he nearly won the league
Everton fans want Martinez out
West Ham fans wanted Allardyce out for finishing 12th
Plenty of clubs turn on their managers for far less than what Alan Pardew did
>>63850644
Now it's Tarjetarojaonline.me
>>63850292
>go-ahead goal
So who's gonna sign Wijnaldum and Ayoze when Newcastle get relegated?
>>63850486
>been >tfw no gf for practically his whole time at Dortmund
>special handshakes for everyone on the team
>seems to hate change (stories of him not wanting to leave the city, or not wanting certain teammates to leave)
>always very touchy with everyone in the team like in that pic
If it weren't for all the physical contact, I'd say he were autistic, but that seems to tip it towards gay.
>>63850379
lmao he is tbqhwy
>>63850706
>Ayoze
Valencia
>>63850685
>West Ham fans wanted Allardyce out for finishing 12th
ok
>>63850706
Ayoze is leaving in January m8, straight swap with Andros Townsend apparently
>>63850706
Sunderland
>>63850347
>>63850366
>>63850397
>>63850429
>>63850691
It's a hockey term apparently.
>>63850685
Leave it lad. He's the resident Palace fan who worships the ground Pardew walks on.
>>63850706
Ayoze to Spuds and Wijnaldum to a mid table team. Maybe Stoke or Southampton.
>>63850685
because its not all pardew thats the problem, there is far more wrong in newcastle than than just the fucking manager, same for sunderland and villa.
>>63850688
thanks. Doesn't have as many links and events as before though.
>>63850778
no fucking shit, doesn't excuse a manager for actively helping the owner demolish the club though does it?
>>63850734
or for not playing the "West Ham way" whatever. They would even boo after winning
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/14/sam-allardyce-west-ham-brainwashed-supporters
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/sam-allardyce-interview-west-ham-6477099
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/sam-allardyce-hits-out-deluded-6630910
Ranieri looks like Robin Williams faked his death to become a football manager.
>>63850755
>Go-ahead goal
>Biscuit in the basket
Hockey's fucking retarded
>>63850778
And fans literally cannot provoke a change anywhere but managers and transfers. If Ashley said "raise your 'and if you want me gone and I'm gone" everyone would wave him goodbye, but we don't live in such a fantasy realm.
>Everton cant hold a lead
>Sunderland look like they are staying up
>Villa for sure relegation
JUST
>>63850804
>actively helping the owner demolish the club
bit over the top and presumptous of motive, eh?
>>63850778
no-one said otherwise, that's why they chant "Get out of our club you fat cockney bastard" at every game
>>63850822
Not that guy, but Liverpool fans helped force their owners out
>>63850448
when they sold Bentekers desu
eddie meme does it again!
>>63850857
he thanked Ashley more than once, and dedicated wins to him. They were friends before Pardew was hired. He never spoke out about the selling of key players.
>>63850820
Didn't Biscuit in the basket start during the Swansea/Man. U game?
It's actually hilarious that teams poorer than Championship clubs with about 15k fans at games have to face that Barcelona side every week
>La Liga
>>63850868
Those owners listened, Newcastle's has ignored it and has made deluded standards to be met if he ever chooses to hand the club over.
>>63850908
Why don't Newcastle fans consider boycotting the game? Genuine question, seems like it'd hurt Ashley financially
>152475 people unironically added Wijnaldum to their fantasy team after he fluked 4 goals in a match against Norwich
>>63850927
It's a drug in the North East.
>>63850879
Ashley is a fucking shitbag, not in any way suprised...
>>63850961
Too many people fall for meme players and managers, /sp/ is above this shit
>>63850927
this has been attempted time and time again. The seats still get filled. Last season the lowest was 31000 I think. Bunch of middle class tourists from Morpeth going to the games not caring whilst there wife runs around Eldon Square buying shoes.
Chelsea will finish top 4
odds says Villa win the 2016/17 Championship
evens says Newcastle
ending in zero means they both go bust in the summer
>>63850868
>>63850927
They have boycotted games, and staged walkouts.
They boycotted the Tottenham game last season (see pic) although the official attendance stood at 47,000 as season ticket holders are automatically counted as being present it was obvious that that wasn't the case
Newcastle fans have actively boycotted games, protested, even made their own jersey devoid of Wonga logos to stop Ashley getting their money. There's nothing more that can be done, he won't sell
>>63851023
That's pretty shitty, hard to imagine what could cause him to sell one day
>>63850927
newcasle is full of fucking masochistics who like to get whipped by there wives while ahmed fucks them in the ass
>>63851023
the group that made that shirt were threatened by Ashley's lawyers and couldn't make anymore
>>63851023
need to do a Blackpool, and sit in the centre circle
>>63851066
last season he said he wouldn't sell until we won something... then he hired McClaren, it's going to be a long wait.
He probably won't sell tbqh, He's turned the club around financially and Newcastle posts annual profits of around £30,000,000, yet despite this Newcastle's debt has actually increased from £107 million in 2008 when he bought the club to £129 million last year.
3 guesses where all of that money is going...
>>63851129
Where did that get them?
>>63851162
Sports Direct
Wonga
Equine medical centre
>>63851162
his pockets
his wallet
his bank account
>>63851178
League One
>>63851162
Hookers, blow and hotel rooms?
>this meme pitch
truly the meme club
https://vine.co/v/iaHATW55egV
KAMMY
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Feeling good lads
Just got back from the match, it was shit but the goals were top class.
Newcastle getting BTFO is a great bonus.
>He scores when he wants, he scores when he wants. Jamie Vardy, he scores when he wants
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