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Bournemouth vs Everton
Aston Villa vs Watford
Crystal Palace vs Newcastle
Man City vs Southampton
Sunderland vs Stoke
Were all the good games called off or something?
draw
draw
draw
city
draw
you heard it here first
Bournemouth Everton's the one to watch right lids?
jeff and the lads is the only option desu
Where's that Romanian Leeds lad?
guess ill watch city
from other fred
Aston Villa VS Watford
Guzan, Hutton, Richards, Clark, Richardson, Gana, Veretout, Sanchez, Gil, J Ayew, Sinclair
> Gomes; Nyom, Britos, Cathcart, Ake; Capoue, Watson; Paredes, Deeney, Abdi;
Memeouth vs Everton
Federici, Francis, Distin, Cook, Daniels, Stanislas, Surman, Arter, Gosling, Ritchie, King
>Howard, Coleman, Galloway, Stones, Mori, McCarthy, Barry, Deulofeu, Barkley, Kone, Lukaku.
Sunderland vs Stoke
Pantilimon, Yedlin, O’Shea, Kaboul, Coates, van Aanholt, Cattermole, M’Vila, Larsson, Defoe, Fletcher.
>Butland; Johnson, Shawcross, Wollscheid, Pieters; Whelan, Adam; Bojan, Shaqiri, Arnautovic; Walters
Crystal Palace vs Newcastle
Hennessey; Ward, Dann, Delaney, Souare; McArthur, Cabaye; Zaha, Puncheon, Bolasie; Wickham.
>Elliot; Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett; Colback, Anita; Sissoko, Perez, Wijnaldum; Cisse.
Man City vs Soton
Caballero, Sagna, Demichelis, Otamendi, Kolarov, Fernandinho, Delph, Toure, De Bruyne, Sterling, Aguero.
>Stekelenburg, Yoshida, Fonte, Long, Davis, Mane, Wanyama, Romeu, Ward-Prowse, Van Dijk, Bertrand
Leicester vs Man Utd is at 5:30pm
>>63846983
i you want to see goals i suppose
>>63847026
is ighalo injured?
>>63847026
Howard, Coleman, Galloway, Stones, Mori, McCarthy, Barry, Deulofeu, Barkley, Kone, Lukaku
bobby brown shoes has lost it
>>63846983
Not watching Mememouth
>no early kick off
Disgraceful. Fucking America gets to watch more of our league than us
these games are bad and you all should feel bad
Villa reportin' in
Already started drinking desu lads
>>63847026
why the fucking fuck isnt pelle playing
>>63847064
Because too many lazy cunts wont go watch their team if they show 3pms
>>63847087
Make ticket prices affordable then
>>63847106
If you can afford sky you can afford to go the game
>>63846983
This and City. The rest are shite
>>63847087
>My local league one club wants 20 quid to stand in their shit stadium watching C class players struggle to play
Yeah, na.
If it was a fiver I'd be there every weekend but twenty quid to watch a shit team get twatted, get relegated and then get promoted again is not on.
>>63847122
>3pm
>sky
m8...
>>63847087
fewer fair weather twats at the grounds is fine with me, bring back terracing while you're at it, do clubs even make much off tickets sales anyway?
>>63847087
Leicester pubs are full of people watching on grey market feeds, the ground is always sold out. Make tickets a decent price, play attacking football, create atmosphere, profit.
>>63847133
this
tenner is the max I'd pay to watch football. Maybe twenty for the FA cup final
>>63847122
there are football fans outside of the cities were clubs play, you know.
Why should I be deprived of football because I don't live where a premier league team plays?
>>63847147
I read a stat that said each seat in a stadium costs a club about £120
>>63847163
>Why should I be deprived of football
You're not, go and watch your local team you'll probably have more fun and meet like-minded people
>>63847163
the point in the 3pm rule isn't so that people will watch premier league games, those sell well anyway
it's so people watch their local club in the lower divisions rather than sit and watch premier league on the telly
>>63847147
In the prem not so much anymore.
Who the fuck wants terracing back? Bring in Safe Standing by all means, but fuck terracing
>>63847183
But lower league clubs should try making their games more attractive instead of trying to stop people enjoying higher leagues.
It's literally twenty two (22) pounds for me to go watch them roll around and act like secondary school teams.
Meanwhile in Germany it costs the same for a season ticket at their top clubs as it does for our shit ones.
This isn't addressing the disease, just the symptom.
>>63847150
>not going down Granby Street for a cheeky stream.
>>63847062
Mate it's unchanged.
>>63847216
(thats the point)
>>63846948
1-4
0-2
2-0
3-1
1-2
who /leeds/ here?
will we lay the smackdown on shit park rangers?
when will cellino fuck off already and let byram getting back into the team?
http://strawpoll.me/6122687
Still annoyed liverpool didn't score 6 against city
>>63847205
The lower league clubs can't afford to make them cheaper though, because it's a huge part of their income.
The change has to start from the FA
Which one of you fucks was making fun of American sports because we have mascots.
I just saw some kind of EPL rat mascot.
who /threw 2 points away in the 95th minute/ here?
who /3 wins in 16 games/ here?
who /conceded 4 at home to Shrewsbury midweek/ here?
>>63847275
>Tickets cost too much so puts people off going
>Rather than make them a reaosnable tenner or get people going crazy for a fiver they price them out
>WHY IS NOBODY COMING TO THE GAMES.
fuck off
>Steven Fletcher's trendy beard
>>63847188
>Bring in Safe Standing by all means
Celtic have it now IIRC. Since Scotland are still in the UK it should be easy to push for it unless Liverpool fans start crying again
>>63847310
Who /1 win all season/ here?
>>63847305
No one gives a fuck about mascots. Stop projecting your insecurities
>Richard Wright is on the bench for Man City today, he hasn't played in a top flight game for 9 years. He earns £10,000 a week
so jelly of his lifestyle
>>63847322
Liverpool fans support safe standing though, I am a Liverpool fan and everybody I know is behind it
>>63847205
>>63847275
they should fucking decrease the amount in parachute payments by like 60% and use that for all 72 fl clubs as well as another 10 or so percent of their fucking BILLION
>>63847305
every single football club has a mascot m8,not sure what kind of retard who never went to a match you've encountered
>>63847310
I thought my acca was fucked because I had over 1.5 on your match,thanks for conceding and thanks for the 50 quid mate
>>63847332
reportin' ;_;
Watching Everton because Barkley is my captain
>>63847356
Villa fan? Or is there another team in the football league which is as bad as we are?
>>63847311
>start allowing everybody in for cheap
>can't afford wages
>club goes bankrupt or drops down the leagues
Bravo
>>63847205
Stop being poor you cunt
>>63847366
Villa fan
You now remember Aaron Lennon
>boyhood birmingham city fan playing against villa
we've lost then
DeGea > Schmeichel
Blind > Fuchs
Smalling > Morhan
McNair < Huth
Young > Simpson
Schneiderlin < Kante
Schweinsteiger = Drinkwater
Mata > Albrighton
Lingard < Mahrez
Depay > Ulloa
Rooney < Vardy
>Merson still has a job
Why? He's literally fucking retarded. The only way I can think is that people ironically like him
>>63847398
who?
>>63847377
Not poor lad, just would rather spend 20 quid having a TGIs with the gf before a big game I actually enjoy then watch it with some sweets than pay to watch a load of people who are shit, who think they're not, play shit football.
If it was a fiver it'd be fine.
>>63847371
>Start allowing everybody in for slightly cheaper
>More people come
>More money is made
>Can stop complaining about how nobody goes
>>63847310
/lost at home to Carlisle after being 3-1 up/ here
>>63847409
It doesn't matter - we'll lose anyway. Or draw at best.
>>63847437
In other words you're a filthy prem bandwagonner and don't watch your local team
gerrards new book arrived today boys
theres actually a photo in it of the slip
>>63847436
that teenager that impressed when leeds went down to the championship
>>63847409
who?
>>63847461
because it costs 22 quid to watch them play abysmal football.
Call me what you want, but I'm not one of these people who has to pretend they're the most devout football fan on the planet to get some validation.
I watch what I enjoy and naturally better football is more attractive.
>>63847426
>Depay > Ulloa
>>63847471
Harry Kewell?
great save tb h
Fernandihno should have been sent off there.
ASHTON VANILLA WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS!!!!
Here's the story of the Leicester match. It will be a 0-0 thriller for 90 minutes. Then, none other than Vardy says CHAT SHIT GET BANGED and breaks Van Nistlerooy's record, and Manchester United hearts, with a stoppage time winner.
>>63847486
Try justify however you want mate, you're obviously just a plastic United/city/Chelsea/Arsenal/Liverpool bandwagoner.
You'll never truly understand the feel of your local team getting a last minute winner or having a great cup/league run
Fuck sake Soton
>>63847527
>want the leicester meme to end ASAP
>sick and tired of hearing about vardy
>hate united
not sure how id feel about it
>>63847310
we are so shit it's untrue. baffling
de bruyne 1-0
>Shitstal Phallus
That was a 5-aside goal
is it De Broon or De Broin or De Broiner?
>>63847560
CHAT
DE BROINER
>>63847531
Even if I was, what difference would it make?
It always makes me cringe seeing people like you pretend you hate watching objectively better football and get some sort of supercilious, smug attitude because of it.
Good for you you really like your local team and post about football all the time. Am I meant to be impressed?
Usually people like you have nothing interesting about themselves, so create an identity out of something else because that seems easiest.
I had some great years watching United win cups and I find that more exciting than watching my shit local team (Bury) get promoted then get relegated two seasons after and repeat.
>>63847584
LeBron
Palace are fucking cunts. Lost to Sunderland now to losing to Newcastle.
>>63847608
the curse of pardew
he can't win with or against NE teams
>>63847584
De Sterling
>molesey
10-0 incoming ladz
>crystal palace
>>63847566
bad times, our squad is fucking dire
>Shaqiri getting locked down by Younes 'slower than a glacier' Kaboul out wide
>>63847487
is that a new flavour of sensations? what are they like
also tfw got 50 quid on everton
>you get some sort of supercilious, smug attitude
> people like you have nothing interesting about themselves
settle down tarquin
>>63847599
That's an awful lot of projection there buddy.
You're a disgusting United bandwagoner and nobody will take anything you say seriously.
You saw the best team around and just picked them for easy success. You'll never have any real connection to them.
>>63847435
Paul 'Love bites and everything' Merson?
What's not to love?
don't browse /sp/ that much but nice to see a few villa lads ITT
if we don't win today this is the end
AYY WE WANT SOME CISSE
>POOCASSUL
wolly with the brolly is the absolute GOAT
>>63847599
>blah blah I picked Man Utd because they were winning everything
Yeah you're a cunt m8. You're literally the exact type of fan people look down on, even your own fans
>Villa attacking the holte end in the first half
wat
>Losing to poocastle
>>63847650
Well it's a good job I don't profess to be a pundit or whatever, isn't it?
If you think by watching your overpriced local team struggle every season people take you more seriously you must be deluded.
I don't care about some feigned, deep connection to a team either.
I'm from the Manchester area, so I support Man United.
I'm not arsed if you feel validated because your postcode corresponds with the club you say you support.
Truly a sad, sad man who fits every stereotype.
>>63847688
pretty sure everybody in bury supports united
>>63847693
Might as well try it lel
>>63847703
>Truly a sad, sad man who fits every stereotype.
Yes you are mate.
>joey garner knocking them in for fun again
staying up lads
>>63847560
Are you chatting shit m8?
>>63847693
>>63847708
must have lost the coin toss lads
>>63847688
Lmao, why would I care?
I don't get this. Why the fuck would I care what some people who pretend their life is about football think of me?
It's this natural assumption that supporting a team means you have to be the most devout follower and show it otherwise you're a bad person.
I don't go watch shit bands just because they're shit.
I literally couldn't care.
>not-very-goodcastle
RIP Aston Villa
rip villa
>mememouth
>>63847703
You'll never understand, bandwagoners never do, it's ok I just pity you.
Oh just fuck off with everything
>poocastle
>>63847722
Ebin.
Enjoy posting on Facebook about how much you feel about everything in your local club, everybody who reads it is going 'Oh my God he loves football so much I take all his punditry seriously because he posts about it all the time and watches his lower league club.'
Kek
fuck off watford
literally had enough lads
doing a suicide
VANILLA PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Lads how do we fix Villa?
May as well pack up and go home now. Game's over.
Okore should leave Villa ASAP desu
>You will never have a first name as cool as Odion
>>63846948
why are Bournemouth favourites?
>>63847760
>>63847741
>>63847742
least painful form of suicide pls
>Poocastle
>>63847747
I pity you for feigning some deep connection to a sports team mate.
If oyu feel some sort of supernatural connection and that makes you feel above others and worthy, you're more than welcome to feel it.
As a fan of Newcastle I feel like I can say this
>shitcastle
>>63847732
You obviously do care based on your instant furious responses.
You're the generic United bandwagoner, kill yourself my friend. Get your selfie stick and half an half scarf out
>Ashton Bovrilla
>>63847761
REMOVE GOATZAN, ADD NIGGER
>Villa down
>Newcastle down
>Mememouth down
17th is ours, easy as fuck min
more injuries, fuck off
Holy fuck that Sunderland tiki-taka. Can someone webm that passage of play? That many intricate passes may never happen again at the SoL.
>>63847761
change the owner
We won't even score either.
>>63847761
Relegation.
>memehampton
>>63847781
>Furious
>Immediately asks me to kill myself.
Top kek mate.
Enjoy paying over the odds to watch shit football because it fills an empty void in your life and makes you feel special.
>was about to mock delph
>scores
refball
>>63847777
quads confirm newcastle are SHIT
Kek, Delph scoring in his first league start
>>63847777
quads confirm
fuck sake ayew, I thought that was guaranteed going in
>>63847808
it was deflected anyway lad, mock him all you want
>The slums of poocstle
>The bus shelter of southampton
>>63847777
>Cisse unironically starting
>our best player is elliott
just kill me
>Newcastle
3pm on a Saturday means to be now that I should do literally anything else than pay attention to the match. At least it gets me out of bed and tidying up - lessens the pain.
>>63847808
The goal was shit desu, only went in because of a deflection
>>63847805
Enjoy sitting in your armchair watching Van Laal shit like the bandwagon scum you are.
I'm sure you'll be a city fan within 3 years anyway
delph blooter
>van dyke
>>63847805
>muh odds
DOG'S PISS
any acestreams for the Newcastle comedy show lads?
>>63847805
You sound like an A level psychology student, just end it desu
yaya is such a ridiculous name to give your son
>>63847836
Epic lad. I will. It's much more comfy.
Hope you find something else to fill the void, mate.
Don't get too mad. :)
>>63847857
just look at a bit of mouldy bread lying in a puddle and you'll get a general feel of how Newcastle are playing
Are Mancity good again
>>63847857
check reddit mate
>>63847857
I'm a celeb isn't on until tonight
>>63847883
lol no
>>63847777
sad to say, quads confirm toonbro
Villa keep kicking the ball into the goal area from the very edge of the pitch
Is there some kind of special name for this? I don't think I've ever seen it before
>tfw you are one of THOSE TWO guys arguing throughout a thread, while other posts go on around you, even though you don't really want to be, and are thinking constantly about how to get out it
>>63847883
they've never been not good this season
RIVER PLATE COMES TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE
THANK YOU BASED FUNES MORI
is otamendi, dare i say it, doing quite well?
EVERTONNNNNNNNN YESSSSSSSSSSSS LEGENDSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>63847905
If only you were posting anonymously and no one could tell if you had previously posted
>>63847902
Dross
>>63847905
You were either wrong and embarrassed yourself, or the Man United fan who is a complete toilet.
Need a game to watch , out of 10 how good is the one you're watching lads?
>Sanchez
Is Ross Barkley the next Hoddle?
the meme ends today boys
>>63847948
with this suicidally high pressing by bournemouth? 7 going on 10
You are now aware that Villa will probably get their first win at home this season on Boxing Day at the earliest
What is etisalat and is it a salad?
>mfw I only just realized Emile Heskey still unironically plays football
It's alreet lads Andros Townsend will come in for £20m and save us in January
>>63847948
depends if you're a villa fan or a watford fan desu
>>63847915
Sunderland fan?
>>63847950
He's stepping it up this season. He's too dumb to be truly great though.
>Eddie Meme
>>63847905
be smarter and less of a attention whore desperate for (You)'s
>everton beating bournemouth
proper bonkers this
>>63847905
>not just saying you were only pretending to be retarded or spouting some other meme then stopping the argument
proper body tackle
how do liverpool fans feel now that they're the worst team in liverpool? must be pretty soulcrushing
>>63847968
Emile did nothing wrong.
>>63847962
>it has now been over 200 days since our last home league win
>>63847954
which meme desu
>le 2nd place through own goals team
or
>le hardworking goblin man
>>63847963
I've always wondered why the advertise foreign companies that don't even have a presence in the UK.
>>63847968
Emile Heskey was a good second striker in his prime
Don't listen to the epic LE HESKEY IS BETTER THAN MESSI XDDD reddit memes
>>63848001
>>63847962
#bringbacktacticstim
CHAT
>>63847208
Fuckin hell I miss those days.
Life-long Leicester fan, living in Pompey... ain't football worth watching down here. I could go watch Southampton but fuck that shit. £10 train journey plus whatever for a ticket.
>>63848010
SHIT
>>63848003
Because of foreign watchers.
>>63848020
not today
>>63848020
SHIT
>>63847999
This is what liveprool fans have to deal with
everton beat sunderland, villa and bournemouth and suddenly think they're in contention for a champions league spot
>>63848036
GET
>>63848035
yes
lol chat shit get banged XDDD
Villa actually getting shots on target
what the fuck
>>63848010
literally no one cares
playing fantasy football after week 2 is just pathetic t bh
>>63848025
typical bandwagonning scum
Why aren't you paying 50 quid to watch your local pub team it's like you hate football?
>>63848044
MOLESTED
Type of tea lads?
>>63848005
>>63848000
Chill your batties m8s. I'm just saying nigga is like a thousand years old and still playing. It's hilarious.
>>63848044
BANGED
>>63848049
Watford can sit back knowing that we'll never score.
>>63848051
>this asshurt Man Utd bandwagon bloke still going
>>63848049
They have nothing to lose
>>63848050
this desu. fuck off you boring cunt
>>63848065
I'm not him, it was a joke.
Cool your autism, mate.
>>63848057
Ginger tea trust me on this
what would the score be if pep was managing right now?
Messi hat-trick within the first 5 minutes la
Lads my mate text me to say Delph scored but when I checked the scores Villa were still losing 1-0, was it disallowed?
>>63847999
Kek, dat obsession
>Liverpool have Stoke, United, Arsenal, Chelsea, City, Everton, Spurs as first 7 aways
>In complete disarray
>Fire and hire a new manager
>Have Europa League to deal with
>Had an injury crisis
>STILL only below Everton on goal difference
Yeah m8 absolutely terrified of the blues.
SHOTS
ON
T A R G E T
A
R
G
E
T
>>63848061
His dad is literally 1000 yrs old and still knocking the shit out of anything that moves. Emile will continue forever.
Jeremy Corbyn here.
Stop swearing in this thread, it's not nice.
Anyway, we should put an end to this whole "league" thing. It's barbaric. Teams should just play each other, finish the games in a draw and that be that.
No incentives to beat the other team and make them feel bad, no positions or relegations. Let's just all have a kick about, have a good time and let everyone be winners
>>63848103
M O N G
O
N
G
>>63848103
:^)
>letting your captain leave for pocket change
>>63848116
Fuck off with your /pol/ shit nobody cares
>watford have had just 4 different goalscorers this season
>1 of them is at porto
lmao
>>63848043
>>63848109
>tfw baiting livershit supporters has never been this easy
>>63848062
That's a big fox
>mememouth
>>63848116
>buying into the anti corbyn media
>>63848120
>specifically putting a clause into his contract to make him leave for pocket change
classic villa
>>63848109
wew lad
Delefeou is such a good crosser desu.
How many assists is that this season? 6/7?
>>63848116
Fun fact, Swedish FA literally actually voted to not have winners and loosers in all competitive games for under-13s
>>63848148
It's obviously something Delph insisted on. He would've left on a free otherwise.
Romelu Lukaku
(assist) Gerard Deulofeu
TYBG
>sterlerl
daily reminder that delph did absolutely nothing wrong
Le cut inside manchester city reject
Who /heretowatchNewcastlefail/?
>>63848051
sorry, I should have explained. I lived in Leicester for 23 years, moved down to Portsmouth 3 years ago.
Lads
Remember when Chelsea had Lukaku, De Bruyne and Mata?
>>63848142
MUH MEDIA
MUH MURDOCH
MUH SMEARS
>>63848003
Its a 15:00 game therefore the number of asian viewers vastly outnumbers english ones.
>>63848178
Hmm yeah I do actually. I'm sure they replaced them with good players.
Donald Trump here.
Stop being PC in this thread, it's not nice.
Anyway, we should put an end to this whole "foreign players" thing. It's barbaric. Teams should just play each other with a massive wall down the centre of the pitch
No ability for any hispanic shits to sneak into our country and make us feel bad, no handouts or. Let's just all have a kick about, have a good time and be American.
>>63848148
>>63848163
>buy delph from leeds for 8 million quid
>sell on clause is the same amount
Why the fuck didn't they make it like 12 or whatever the fuck his wages since he's arrived in 09 would have cost so at least they got their money back
>>63848170
except for saying he would stay at villa
T W I C E
W
I
C
E
>Zaha
Can anyone stop this man?
>>63848159
That wasn't fun at all :(
>>63848203
What did he do?
>>63848116
>>63848197
More of this please
>>63848207
(unlocked at rank 42)
>>63848210
Ran fast
>>63848210
booked for diving
David Cameron here.
Stop talking about working class sports in this thread, it's not nice.
Anyway, we should put an end to this whole 'working class sports' thing. It's barbaric. Teams should just go back to working in coal mines or attempt to become middle class and start playing cricket and rugby.
No ability for poor people to keep shitting up our culture with their attempt at it. Let's just have a few overs, have a good time and be rich.
>>63848201
Probably because Delph wanted it to be low.
>Delph's only got 6 months left
>Villa look like they could go down
>Signs a new contract but insists on this clause as an escape route
>Villa either lose him for £8m or nothing
It's not hard.
>>63848197
Kek
anyone got any rare kevins?
>>63847972
from your lips to gods ears
VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA
>poocastle
>>63848239
lmao
R I C H A R D S
I
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VANILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>POOCASTLE
>WATford
holy fucking shit lads
we did a goal
micah richards i love you
>>63848062
BEARED.COM
>Villa scoring
>>63848272
>we
>Shitcastle
>Newshitle
>Newcastshit
>Shitshitle
>Shitcastshit
>Newshitshit
>Poocastle
WE DID IT LADS
WE SCORED A GOAL
DRINKS ON ME AT MARCO PIERRE
(Grealish here btw)
>snake scoring for villa
Genghis Khan here.
Stop having your head attached to your body in this thread, it's not nice.
Anyway, we should put an end to this whole "countries" thing. It's barbaric. Everyone should be under my control, your wife is my property as well as everything you own.
The main incentive to beat the other team and do anything in life will be so that I don't send my hordes to rape your entire family, in many positions and relegations. If not then they'll just all have a kick about with your head, have a good time and let everyone steal your shit
>>63848282
see name you fucking mug
>>63848292
How can Delph score in this game for Villa when he neither plays for Villa or Watford?
Looking forward to seeing thetruegeordie mad as fuck
>>63848306
>we
>it was Pardew's fault
>Memecastle Memenited
>True Geordie
Remember when Newcastle fans said Pardew was a bad manager and blamed him for the state of their club?
What a joke they are
>bianca westwood
would kiss softly by the fireplace
>>63848306
namefags
>>63848324
his rage at shitcastle videos were funny at first
now they're just a bit sad
Genuinely can't wait for Newcastle, Sunderland and Villa to get relegated.
>no no toure
need air
>everton fans claimed jelavic was better than suarez
Ed Miliband here.
Does anybody even remember me? That'd be nice.
Anyway, we should put an end to this whole '1980s Labour' thing. It's barbaric. We shouldn't let radical members who have no idea about winning elections decide who the leader is.
Bet you thought it wouldn't get any worse than me, at least I like bacon and don't want to outlaw it to please Hezbollah, let's just have a good time in our human skin suits and vote Burnham to lead Labour.
why do Palace boo Cissé? pls no bully ;_;
>>63848349
ABAV pls
Well happy lads, reminds me of the time my dad pounded my tight arsehole for not eating my spagetti hoops
>wuh palace fans are great
>call themselves Ultras
>boo a player for celebrating
>goal music
When does London get Nuked lads? Will be the biggest piss up since Maggie died
>>63848370
who?
>>63848356
She's so average it's unremarkable.
The qt GP on question time the other day tho....holy fugg
>>63848342
postcode pls
>>63848324
>>63848347
>>63848365
They literally never said this unironically
inb4 we concede to Watford in the 90th minute
>please select the images with street names
>>63848370
>human skin suits
kek
>>63848394
>average
fuck off
>>63848400
They literally did
hence me posting it
are these malty balls the secret to footballing success?
>>63848412
my uni class is literally all better looking than her
6/10 at best
>>63848370
>let's just have a good time in our human skin suits
Ah fuck, you got me there kek.
>>63848440
northwest melbourne subs
fuck me then
>>63848246
>>63848277
this is not how cameras work
don't you hate it when /pol/ twats invade /sp/
just fuck off
>newcastle
Just bought sackpardew.com for a quid lads
>>63848436
Of you your class is better. It's full pakis and black men. You love to suck their cock.
>>63848456
DEUS VULT
clearly handled outside the box there from panty lemon
>Mike Ashley turned down Sheikh Mansour for this
>>63848460
hair bigger than the dog.
wonder whats nesting in there
>>63848471
lel my class is 30 10/10 blonde 19-21 year olds and me and two other lads
stay mad
>>63848460
>452 likes
>>63848504
your mum waheyyyy
>>63848431
Vegetables and fruits must be very expensive in Britain.
>>63848246
Five years in MS Paint.
christ Leeds are dire and this game is dire
Austin on pls
>>63848504
Another couple of dogs
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi here.
Stop bombing in this Kaliphate, it's not nice.
Anyway, we should put an end to this whole "planes" thing. It's barbaric. Teams should just shoot and burn each other, finish the battles in an overwhelming infidel slaughter and that be that.
No incentives to spare the other apostolic dogs and make them feel relieved, no hostage exchanges or draws. Let's just all have an infidel burning contest, have a good rape and let everyone be beheaded.
>>63848511
thats someones daughter your fucking faggot
>>63848511
This is what passes for attractive in Australia
>>63848511
Looks underage.
>>63848530
charge your phone m8
>>63848530
that guys hair looks like the inside of a daisy
>>63848542
For you
>>63848531
What is this new pasta?
Looking forward to True Geordie's video tonight lads
>>63848379
Palace 'ultras' are chav little rats.
Fucking bricking the next half lads
villa fan btw
FOOTBALL CRAZY
>>63848537
That's a good video desu
Lukaku is the most underrated player in the league
>>63848100
>le get carried by nas man
>>63848537
>>63848552
thanks chris wood
make sure to score next half
>>63848593
That's not Funes Mori
>>63848540
>this is what passes as a "model" in america
>>63848602
still better than penaldo though
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/0lae.mp4
dat delofeu pass. I think he has finally realised the only way to get the fuck out of everton is by being good.
I wonder how many Poocastlel fans still think Pardew is a shit manager
>>63848620
All that fucking airbrushing.
Absolutely digusting
>>63848620
>tfw all the thin privilege tumblrs and plusplusplus sized models will start dying off in 5 years time to do overwhelming unhealthiness
>>63848507
I know you'll think im memeing but im hoenstly not
At sixth form
>Get told that a group of swedish girls are coming to visit
>People get asked if they want to show them around
>Fuck yeah
>Want me some hot blonde swedish poontang
>Day comes
>Go to reception to meet them
>Crowded but i cant see them
>Ask the receptionist, "where are the swedish girls im meant to show around?"
>She's puzzled and just says, "right here"
>Realise that this group of headscarfed black muslim girls are my blonde swedish hotties
>Fuck my life
>Get through tour as quick as possible
>My mates laugh at my misfortunes for a good while
Also, fast forward a couple years
>Group of headscarfed black muslims in my class at uni
>We all take turns introducing ourselves
>They do so
>All from Sweden
>tfw this is now a "swedish" "person"
What the fuck happened
>>63848627
gimme some sauce mate
>>63848640
right here
>>63848640
Here we go
>>63848642
yes m8 the airbrushing is definitely the most disgusting part of that picture
>>63848519
i appreciate it mate
>>63848620
are belly buttons sexist now?
>>63848681
0/10
>>63848648
underage B&
>>63848669
FAT PEOPLE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ON THE PLANET
FUCK YOU SHITLORD
I BET YOU LIKE THOSE 13STONE ANOREXIC CHICKS
this de bruyne meme is terrible
/sp/ really has gone downhill when it comes to meme production
>>63848690
she ate her bellybutton a long time ago
c'mon villa
do moar goals
pls
>tfw I didn't have a wank yesterday
>tfw supercharged wank today
>>63848705
>Cadbury's bellybutton
I'm giggling at my own shit joke t b h
>>63848702
this desu
>>63848722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eDgRlMzffw
banging tune bruv
>>63848722
>gazing at your shoes
>>63848722
random spotify playlist
>>63848722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJDMbKNCEbk
being a villa fan is going to kill me lads
I can't take it much longer
Holy shit Newcastle are the gift that keeps on giving.
Newcastle are laughably bad
>>63848722
https://thewhoopassgirls.bandcamp.com/track/lets-get-insecure
>Pooc4st1e
>Shitcastle
Inb4 Cabaye makes it 5
>shitcastle
>poocastle
>newcashitle
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>Paul Dummett is an actual Premier League defender and is richer than you will ever be
I was on the school team with him in primary school, I used to brag about that, now it's my darkest secret
BASED PARDEW
Why did I have to be born in Newcastle.
R E D
E
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>stoke down to 10 after 47 mins
WATMORE
YOUR TIME IS NOW
The thought of Newcastle not getting relegated disgusts me
>shawcross off
game ovah
watmore has caused all kinds of problems since he came on
>Poocastle
Christ
>>63848806
u foken wot m8?
>>63848821
You were a bad person in a previous life
>>63848722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFpSeqM6Bak
>>63848821
Far better footballing city than Bristol and Birmingham for its size, could be worse.
every time I see newcastle lose I always think back to the time united drew 0-0 to them at home
>>63848806
Let him rot in egypt, he's no irishman
>tfw my freshers year at Newcastle uni was that season Pards almost got them in the CL and watching Newcastle games in the town centre pubs was amazing
Why are Arsenal fans so obsessed with RvP?
>>63848849
Least I wasn't bad enough to be Swedish.
>mfw I know a Newcastle fan who's dying of cancer
>he has one year left
>he will die having seen his team become a laughing stock
>mfw
>>63848858
>we
>tfw Villa used to basically be the same team as Everton a few years back
>now we're basically newcastle
can moyes save newcastle?
>>63848854
>tfw born in Bristol and dad is a geordie
>>63848868
this tbqh
>>63848722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
it's been stuck in my head ever since the video came out pls send help lads
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>63848858
I remember when Chelsea conceded twice to them and needed a 86th minute goal to not lose.
le dangerous lead
>>63848854
I'm not sure being better than Bristol or Birmingham is a huge amount to write home about.
>Newcastle
goodbye accy I'll miss you
>>63848858
it's 'cus you play shit football la
>>63848839
>tfw Sunderland will simply never get relegated
Literally the new Wigan
>>63848895
no more British managers, please
>>63848854
>far better than Birmingham
As a villa fan I'm inclined to disagree if we're talking about awards the teams have won
>>63848921
But Wigan is in League 1
Which of Newcastle's new signings is regretting their decision most?
>Thauvin doesn't have to play, he just picks up his paycheque and has sex with beautiful women
>Mbemba is putting himself in the shop window
>Wijnaldum is too cheerful to regret anything
>Mitrovic didn't even want to come in the first place and waited weeks before signing his contract in the hopes that someone better would come along
Mitrovic on suicide watch
>>63848921
But Wigan eventually got relegated, never to be seen again.
>>63848902
>ginger
>called Duncan
>not scottish
u wot pal
>>63848895
Big Sam could, but he's another manager their deluded fans drove out.
>>63848913
You bet on newcastle?
are you retarded??
>>63848950
I want this to happen to Poocastle, Blunderland and Liverpool
>>63848910
Just saying that it's a pretty entitled attitude to expect a reasonably small city to always have a Premier League team when plenty of bigger ones should have far more. At least Bristol makes up for it by being a nice place to live. Christ knows how people from Leeds or Middlesborough stop themselves going insane.
>>63848852
No decent manager would be willing to work under the huge restrictions Mike Ashley places on the club. Hence him only appointing people desperate for a job (Kinnear, Pardew, McClaren)
>>63848942
Mitrovic is a Newcastle fan m8
>>63848963
bet on a draw. All my other games are spot on so far
>you're not fit to wear the shirt
kek
>>63848938
Birmingham is a shit hole though.
>>63848960
>being the only manager to lose to THAT derby side
>not deserving of a sacking
>>63848985
>bet on a draw
i'm going to ask again
Are you retarded?
>>63848938
Yeah Leeds is a better example desu, is bigger than Bristol but has no PL team. Doesn't even have Bristol's excuse of having 2 clubs in the football league either.
Why are Australians by far the worst posters?
>>63848985
>thinking that game was going to be a draw
Confirmed for retard
>>63848940
>>63848950
Wigan sacrificed their premier league status in exchange for an FA Cup.
>>63848981
if he was he wouldn't have mugged us off for months in the hopes that Porto or Roma would match Newcastle's offer. We were his last choice, no-one else would meet Anderlecht's asking price
>>63848998
>tfw I know all the nice parts of Birmingham while entitled people convince themselves it's all pakis and never infect here
De Bruyne destroying the league desu
>Mouyes
>>63849029
his family didn't want to come, his dad is his agent etc
>>63848722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSL9GDBvM-8
>>63849005
>>63849020
oh shut the fuck up senpaitachi. CP are on a terrible run and they lost to the worst team in the league last round. It was worth a punt
Smalling - Stones could be the GOAT national team CB partnership
>tfw our national team is good in all areas for once
>>63849043
The poor quality of the pictures is the most annoying thing desu
>>63849015
>literally sending a bunch of your lower class scum to a desert island
>letting them ferment surrounded by deadly animals for a few centuries
>wonder why they are retarded
Why does anyone even hire McLaren as a manager? He literally fails in every post he goes to.
Is experience really that much more impressive than actual results?
Claret and blue run through my veins...
>>63849006
Leeds were one of the biggest teams in England for decades m8
>>63849088
mayonnaise and gravy run through your veins fatty
>>63849053
>for once
wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Euro_2004_squads#England
If you didn't accomplish anything with this team, you never will
>>63849114
>were
>mfw
>>63849053
Top 5 GK
GOAT defense (could do with a bit better RB but still up to a good standard)
Tons of great young midfielders that will have us sorted if only a few of them fill their potential (Wilshere, Dier, Alli, Sterling, Barkley, Ward-Prowse and a load of 17-18 year olds that are looking good)
GOAT of GOATs Harry Kane
GMOAT of memes Vardy
The future is bright
The future is white (in kit colour at least)
people just sit there videoing the game why both going
>>63849052
>1 bad game is a terrible run
games before they beat Liverpool and drew with Man U, hardly on a terrible run m8
>>63849099
>have terrible Australian internet
b-but I was uploading tiny images on purpose
are newcastle fans just chanting "we're sick of this shit"
What's with the Cisse hate?
>>63849194
>we're shit, and we're sick of it
>>63847608
What?
>>63849194
lmao
poor fuckers
still, it could be worse
they could be swedish
>>63849194
>>63849212
I think I'd feel the same way if I was a Newcastle fan tbf.
>>63849251
I'd just switch to City or Barca
>>63849226
If I had to prep the bull on top of supporting Newcastle I'd probably just an hero desu.
>>63849251
team isn't even that bad on paper
>>63849287
football's played on grass though mate
>>63849155
-------------------------Hart
Clyne------Stones-----Smalling------Shaw
--------------------Alli-----Dier
Vardy--------------Barkley--------------Sterling
------------------------Kane
>De Jong and Gouffran
Literally the 2 most anonymous players in the Premier League
>>63849313
>Vardy out wide
>>63849313
>Ali Dia
ominous
>>63849313
-------------------------Hart
Clyne------Stones-----Smalling------Betrand/Gibbs
--------------------Dier-----Wilshere
Walcott--------------Rooney--------------Sterling
------------------------Kane
Ideal team for the Euros desu although obviously it should be changed depending on who and how we'll be playing
>meddlin' Yedlin
pacebabby
>>63849366
>4231
kill u r slf
>>63849366
>Walcott
>Wilshere
>Rooney
>>63849275
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>>63849379
It's a 4-2-4 where both Rooney and Kane drop deep la
>>63849406
bait
>>63849379
4-4-2 if anything
imagine being born Irish
what a tragic waste of human life
post yfw you realised that big sam is literally the best english manager alive
