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New Zealand 202
Australia 4/71
Australia trail by 131 runs with 6 wickets remaining in the 1st innings
We are literally going to poose this match
>>63839494
Reminder SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING WA casuals actually wanted Marsh in the team
>neville 23 (87) Ct watling bowled southee
cap this post
>>63839537
I hate you so much
Just done a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
>>63839543
What restaurant lad?
Poo peeland on top in the sportsmanship department
reminder that the only reason watson isn't in the team is because his daddy isnt a selector
i don't think NSW is goingt o be able to carry all these other shitcunts Tbh
>>63839552
KFC
If stove chokes in the next half an hour >we've literally fucking got this tph
Kate bred 2 little niglets and now they don't have a dad
>>63839542
kek
KEK
K E K
How does it feel that you LITERALLY, OBJECTIVELY AND UNIRONICALLY know less about cricketers in YOUR OWN STATE than me,
Stay poorious, poorturbed and delpoosional.
that smith commbank ad is filmed on centennary oval ashfield. used to net with mates there all the time
>>63839556
>Le get the marsh's mixed up for replies
Youve done it at least 3 times today and it hasnt worked, just stop
>>63839581
knot shore woot you're talking about
>>63839487
THIS
I'd take a cheeky 30 and 7-8 tidy overs over >LE duck duck duck duck century man and >LE Shane Watson lite man anyday
You seething casuals are to blame for bullying him into retirement
>>63839472
There's being a good sportsman, and then there's Poo Peeland.
The Peelanders are taking 'muh politeness' to such extreme levels that they end up achieving the impossible and being bigger cunts than Australia.
I mean, at least the Aussies don't try and hide the fact that they're fucking cunts.
Reminder that if YOU (you) do NOT have Zeb Taia in your 2016 Supercoach team then YOU (you) are a SEETHING casual fresh off the boat from reddit or facebook.
>warnie confusing sri lanka and india
lol
People dislike Shane Watson because he didn't fit in with all the other obnoxious bogans in the team. He was misunderstood.
>>63839603
You're looking a bit pudgy there Shane.
>>63839616
>you now rememeber the Tyrone Phillips meme
>Stove smuth
r8 my gf lads
>>63839623
I think it was more the retard bogans that comment "LE REPLACE WADSON ::DDD" on facebook articles and get 500 likes
>>63839645
would gangrape/10
>RC Leaves
>Daniel takes his place
ugh
>>63839616
You should invest in the Mose Masoe and Russlel Packer memes lad.
>>63839664
UGH
#groanzone
poopelians on pooicide watch
>>63839625
>saving MY screencap and using it against me
Kill YOURself
>>63839665
>packer
lol no. not sure about masoe though
>>63839665
2 fat bench players
Does this 'NZ Sportsmanship' gimmick subconsciously go back to the underarm incident?
>>63839623
People dislike Watson because he's been shit since 2010. This is an objective fact.
>>63839723
Smithy played in that game - but I think if anything he was sending up that meme
>>63839723
undoubtedly
>Mum saying Shaun Marsh's run out was worse than primary school cricket
KEK Marsh btfo
>>63839723
It goes back to them being kuks
Is based, muscular /nrl/ back lads?
>>63839737
>le fug le zhane wadson xdxd
smith looked absolutely disgusted.
so who replace marsh next test series?
>>63839754
based cowwies back to back 2bh?
>>63839754
it never left m8. /nrl/ literally runs /cric/
>>63839751
We're not the ones pandering to BSAs lad
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/944987.html
>you now remember /rug/
KEK
>>63839763
Klinger. LITERALLY on 400 strike rate RIGHT NOW
>>63839749
Your mum's right, even kids know that you don't run half the pitch and then stand around watching the fielder pick up the ball.
>>63839737
watson is literally good for 30 runs every innings, which is better than 0 0 0 0 100 0 0 0 0 0 0
>>63839754
Yes. What does everyone think of the draw? Knights have a shit start, a lot of travel in the first 7 rounds and getting off to a good start is crucial. Missing Tariq for the bulk of that too.
>footy show fight night
kek
>>63839723
It had to cripple the collective Psyche big time. Big brother Australia absolutely disrespecting and shitting on little step sons face
>>63839801
That doesn't justify his spot in the team.
Literally Shitriques would be a better option. You can't underestimate just how CLUELESS Watson was against Wahab Riaz in the World Cup. If Pakis could catch, THAT would have been his career there DONE AND DUSTED. This is an objective fact.
>australian batting order
a bunch of literally whos, besides smoth and warner
from Hayden
Langer
Ponting
Waugh S
Waugh M
Gilchrist
Martyn
to this
how the mighty have fallen.
What's for dinner lads
I'm gonna make some split pea soup (objectively the best soup)
who cricket whirlpool forums here?
>>63839835
If they played on the same pitch as the Saffers, they would have been out for <50 in both innings.
>>63839810
mullen and hod(g)kinson could be elite but theres still way to many shitcunts in that team
>>63839837
kfc with Holly tonight
>>63839810
Knights are going to get the same results regardless of the draw.
>>63839837
Probably just KFC again family.
>>63839835
>india accusing another team of being literal whos
>>63839862
what do you think she will order?
>tfw Tim and Eric are coming to every city but adelaide
>>63839849
you reckon your captain could score a cheeky/gutsy half century on that pitch?
>>63839859
I think Hodkinson will finally free Mullen of the shackles of having to lead the team around and let him run as well as play support a lot more. I hope Gagai plays fullback too. Biggest issue right now is our shit pack, but Brown has impressed me with the action he's already taken and with his vision looking forward/
>>63839835
>lists the players
>doesn't put them in the right order
>calls it the batting order
fuck off casual
how can there be a worst marsh when they are both the worst
>>63839888
Stumped first ball la
>>63839835
>Street shitter batting order
from Sehwag
Dravid
Tendulkar
Laxman
Ganguly
to this
how the """"mighty"""" have fallen
>>63839875
kek
KEK
K E K
Literally EVERY SINGLE ONE of the Indian top order would WALK into your team. Including Rohit Sharma. This is an objective fact.
>>63839923
This. Starc is literally a better batsman than marsh
>>63839926
>Sehwag
Who?
>Dravid
Who?
>Tendulkar
Who?
>Laxman
Who?
>Ganguly
Who?
Mitch Marsh has a reputation for being a power hitter, but he's actually one of the slowest motherfuckers ever.
He cannot rotate the strike at all, exactly the same as Twatto.
>>63839897
>cares about batting order
>in a sport where batsmen keep on changing positions depending on the match situation and tactics
look at this scorecard
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/63940.html
SEEEETHING CASUAL DETECTED
I thought Ausissies were supposed to be good at cricket?
>>63839894
Who else is there to play FB though, one of the meme'utias? Poocastles biggest problem is depth especially considering mr fill in man has gone to england
>Darsh
Get Travis head and Lehmahn in to replace Marshes
Shaun Tait to replace Starc
>MARSH
>""""""BEST"""""" MARSH
>>63839962
Jake Mamo la'
>Darsh
>MITCHELL FARTS
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63839946
>Martyn batted 7 at all in his career
Fuck off
marshes total score 6
KKKKK
EEEEE
KKKKK
SAVE US SMITH
Here's a literal question
Why do we always need to have an allrounder
WOW it's like back in the day when you had to actually be a good batter and not a fucking road babby
POO PEELIA
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Marsh's batting this year has been nothing short of atrocious.
have >we already lost lads?
>>63839962
Mamo
>>63839989
Because your strike bowler is kill
>>63839946
and thats not even the one you listed you fucking spastic. Once you realise your mistake your going to start damaging controlling the fuck out
Reminder that GOATer GOATle will literally save this innings
>>63840003
No >we still got this
Steve Smith is literally and unironically the greatest batsman of all time.
Smith and Neville to have a cheeky little 150 run partnership
>>63839989
all rounders are such fucking meme players
>Marsh
>Memeswell
>Faulkner
>Symonds
>le glasses man
Current match state: literally fucking got this
>>63839989
le we need a freddie flintoff in our own team mentality
This match will be over on the 3rd day
>>63840021
haha this is true
why isnt fuckner a test player id back him in to do better than either marsh
>>63840021
le glasses man averaged like 40 with the bat in his last few years. He was literally our best batsman and bowler at one point.
>>63840000
nice numbers m7
Absolutely poorious
>he's a busy player
>>63840052
can't build preesure withe ball.
>Winviz
>>63840106
>>63840112
And Hussey is objectively their best commentator
>>63840106
>He is seeing it well out there
australia only need to bat til the last session and be within 50 runs of poo peeland and they will still have a 50/50 chance of winning imo
Based Saxon here
Ask me anything
>>63840089
>1. You are still young so you need to get into shape NOW. Even if you can't afford gym right now, you need to be running, doing push ups, finding a bar for pull ups, go get some shitty 15kg weights from K-mart and start doing bicep curls every day.
/fit/ here. Kekking my ass off
>he really knows how to play his shots
>>63840012
>being this butt bothered over the batting order in a test that happened 15 years
I think you ought to take your meds la
my point still stands
>kiwis out of the woodwork now >they're not doing so shit
Whole nation of casuals
>>63840159
Why don't you get a hair cut mate
reminder that literally every bowler will score more runs than two bad marshes combined
>>63839989
have my based elite opinion from earlier in the year m8
>>63840031
poopeeland will NEVER beat us
Redditgoose on poocide watch
>>63840021
Vettori was just a good bowler that also happened to be a good batsman.
>>63840162
Yeah I'm sure you're real fit mate.
why is Australia vs New Zealand such a meme match
You have 10 seconds to justify the inclusion of Shaun Marsh for the fifth time, after 80% of his selections ended in failure
>>63840226
>us
>>63840177
That's literally everyone with every sport you fucking retard.
>>63840175
>lists a batting order
>gets called out that australia never used it
>provides "proof" that australia used that same order
>the "proof" clearly shows that australia never used that order
kiss your sister you albino manlet casual spastic
Are people still going to go around trying to justify that Williamson is better than Steve Smith?
heading over to indonesia for 3 months next week lads ask me anything
>>63839833
Wahab bowled fucking well then, even Kane would have had a difficult time against that.
Apart from one ball, they were all great.
it wasn't a vote for one of them to go over to the scoreboard. it was a vote to get one of them off commentary for a bit
>>63840255
>le pick le epic bantercroft
>le pick le other literal who
>>63840279
Proxy off.
>>63840279
Nice projection faggot
Will Smith score a half century?
>>63840314
>>63840315
samefag
Cricket commentary is comfy af 2bh lads
>>63840279
NOINES ZUMMER OF GRIGET detcted
>>63840314
Proxy off
Trip on
Fuck off
>>63840325
Thanks for the single (You)
Can I have another?
our bowlers should literally be bananaman and party hard
why are these threads still full of so much fucking autism?
>>63840281
wew
the autism level is over 9000 in this one.
have you had your antidepressants yet?
perhaps you need a stronger dose
just woke up, what happened?
Glenn Maxwell test recall when?
>>63840349
here you go lad
>>63840285
he is a better batsman tbqh
Smith has a great eye for the ball, but his cuts are the only ""pretty"" shots he can play. Everything else is just ugly memes, while Kane is textbook perfection
>>63840289
>>63840289
If that's you Adam and you make it to the Maluku islands, drop me a line on 4chan.
You will arrive in Ambon airport and then have the choice of taking a ferry or light aircraft to the island I'm staying at. You have about a 20% chance of dying in either of them, but the plane will be faster and more fun. If you make it here I will be impressed and we can work something out about your situation.
>>63840253
Any match with New Zealand in it is a meme match.
>>63840376
all those girls are quite attractive, perhaps in an unconventional way
>>63840285
He literally is, by miles. Smith is a flappy memeswinger who gets lucky all the time
>>63840376
Qts
Well except for the 3rd chick
>>63840363
>is retarded
>gets called out for being retarded
>goes straight into damage control
>LE YOU ARE AUTISTIC XDXD
>>63840398
You are autistic
>>63840389
I'd destroy the middle ranga 2bh
>>63840384
nah i'm not adam m8
going to seminyak anyway. have fun on you're little island doe
>>63840376
>/cric/ autists have gone through at least two years of your facebook
>>63840395
you make your own luck mate
>>63840404
>LE YOU ARE AUTISTIC XDXD
>>63840376
i'd knock them all Tbh
he literally looks like a tall 12 year old tho makes daniel look like a sex god
dubs and siddle gets a century
>>63840406
your*
too busy watching smith GOAT it up
>>63840378
It's not hard to play a textbook cover drive to a 120kmh half volley like that.
I agree with you, but there are better examples.
>>63840421
Back to Reddit
>>63840395
This is going to sound cliché, but in my experience there is no such thing as luck.
>>63840406
Yeah have fun in "literally" the shittiest part of Bali mate.
>>63840441
>LE BAG TO RIBBIT XDXD
>p-please remember my posts
How do we save /grig/
>>63840447
i will thanks mate cheers!
SAXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>implying the tail won't meme it up
>Australia literally gonna lose this
Kek
Smith is a hack
>>63840459
trip on proxy off lad
>>63840469
we will literally see another Agar-esque batting performance
cap this post
>>63840459
Know your self
This series has been terrible. And then we have the rape of the Windies to look forward to...
Fucking Healy can't even pronounce controversial
>>63840457
Should I phone an ambulance for you?
Someone repost that dropped catch gif/webm from yesterday
>>63840526
>LE YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL XDXD
>>63840526
that lad's just replying with classic au/sp/ memes
you're the one getting flustered friendo
>>63840471
You do not become the second ranked batsman in the world by being a hack.
Why is everyone so jealous of Based Smith? The way he plays the game is incredible, it's probably the most beautiful batting I have ever seen. You can harp on about Williamson and his robotic technique, but I will take someone who scores centuries over that any day.
>>63840540
It's quite clear you are
Can someone post the Marsh run-out? I just got home. Whose fault was it?
>>63840551
Root has both
>>63840553
>LE YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL XDXDXD
>>63840531
bhag bhsdk
>mlfw ausissies are literally worse than poo peelanders
>>63840557
Mccullums
>>63840553
Dude you're the fucking wanker who prides himself on what forums he chooses to browse. You are "literally" in no position to call others mentally ill. Just shut the fuck up and get out.
>>63840582
trip on proxy off
>>63840551
They literally have the same number of test centuries.
Reality Casual exposed yet again.
Can someone post Smiths 38th run? i just got home and missed it
Is Trent Boult related to Hussain Boult?
>>63840570
Whatever man, I'm going. my gf should be back from her RnB/rap event soon so I can go to bed
Fucking retarded Marsh
>>63840579
because you eat shit pizza
>>63840594
Who has played more innings, dickhead?
Is Nasser Hussain related to Saddam Hussein
>>63840605
Cool
le poo meme xd
basedwell has been the bowler of the series to be honest
consistent and effective
Genuinely like Nevill tbqh
>>63840613
>reality check
>lives in a basement or secluded island
>definition: ironic
>>63840608
both of them should be dropped
>>63840605
>LE I AM A NORMIE XDXD
>>63840582
Jumping ship eh? Weren't you the one who was bandwagonning for autstralia?
Is Shane Waughner related to World Waugher II?
>>63840629
Starc is LITERALLY better
Bracewell has bowled well today, but only today
>>63840644
Mitch could do with some time in Shield and County cricket to develop some more confidence, but I don't want to see Shaun play ever again
>>63840594
>replying to Realty Cheque
>>63840636
he needs more runs Tbh, but the problem is hes either batting in tough conditions, having to come in and meme or not at all.He still needs to work on his leg side stuff Tbh
>Made it to 100
Just give us the game lads
>>63840647
Ill be fucking my gf whilst you're shitposting on 4chan cunt
>>63840582
>mfw BSA loses faith in Australia
>>63840643
Reality kuck BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY A BIG STRONG AMERICAN.
You destroyed him harder than that hospital in Afghanistan
>>63840643
TOPO lad
>>63840652
audiably lol'd
OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IAN FUCKING HEALY IN A SCOREBOARD OH WOW
>>63840679
Who probably just sucked some nigger dick at a garbage rap concert
>>63840679
>LE I HAVE A GF XDXD
Ellyse Perry on TV!
>>63840605
>>63840679
>my gf should be back from her RnB/rap
Yeah you ain't getting sex as Jamal would have destroyed that pussy
>>63840652
post of the day m8
>craig
haha time for pies
>>63840706
My girlfriend loves black music and black culture but I doubt she'd fuck a black guy
Will Craig get a hattrick
>>63840723
it was LITERALLY posted yesterday
lads
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>>63840263
>>63840688
How the fuck did I get BTFO by someone who doesn't even know the definition of ironic.
Yes I live on a secluded island. That does not put me further into the world's illusions than any of you. If anything I am more free of this prison than any of you.
>>63840737
Your girlfriend like all women is a filthy disgusting whore who wants to be dicked by an alpha male.
The sooner you learn that the better
>>63840743
Jenny Craig's a fat bitch m8
>all these comments
ROFL THAT BALL
cmon i know it's a test but give that a wide
>>63840767
I've been with her 4 years and she only cheated once, and that was because she thought I'd cheated on her (I actually hadn't) and she was getting revenge and drunk
whats for /tea/ lads?
Gonna get on that grilled flake down at the local.
>>63840737
So you know your gf is so ugly not even a nigger would fuck her?
Wait until she gets "raped"
>>63840793
kek. you on kuckicide watch
>>63840793
top kek
>>63840806
just coffee
trying to keep my weight loss going
>>63840793
I cheated on my ex at least over 40 times and she never cheated on me mate.
who /bet/ here?
>>63840793
>staying with a woman who cheated on you
HAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU PATHETIC FUCKING SPINELESS FAGGOT.
>>63840793
>being a literal kek
Santner>Craig
>>63840793
kek
>>63840828
nah m8, /net/ though
>>63840793
c u c k
u
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>>63840827
So basically you used your left hand instead of your right hand
shith strikes again
>STEVEN SHIT.
WAKE ME UP LADS
work
got another good one on saturday lads
SMOTH
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SMOTH
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>>63840856
No dude. Basically I couldn't control my primal urges and ravaged a bunch of hot women. Then got on a coke binge and told the gf about it. She forgave me as we were having a kid but then I went to China and did it all again.
>getting out to craig unironically
>unironically getting bowled by craig
KILL YOURSELF
>letting craig get the fucking wicket
FUCK
HES NEVER GETTING FUCKING DROPPED
>>63840827
Reality kek's ex everyone.
What sports are they good at?
>>63840866
>texting is comparable to cheating
this crass and unabated FURY
>THE CITY AND CAREER OF WILLIAM SMOTH KEK
>>63840760
Based Piggy
LGTSS >POOSTRALIA
>>63840866
She's fucked other guys you know?
See women expect men to be men, by not instantly fucking her off and staying with her she now sees you as a beta.
just end it now mate
>that shot
fucking hell stove. He bats well and then decides to lift his head and meme it
ABSOLUTELY POORIOUS
>>63839885
based Adelaide
>>63840847
both shit tho
Australia should get bowled out soon
4 day test?
AUSSIES ON KOALA WATCH
>>63840866
Sorry m8, only betas don't leave chicks that cheat on them
If she had an ounce of integrity she'd have left you before fucking someone else, or at least confronted you first.
Plus, now she's got away with it once, she'll try it again.
>>63840735
>(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU)
>>63840889
does anyone actually believe this shit?
>>63840929
Try 3 day
>>63840919
Sorry I don't take advice from bitter Virgins on the Internet.
She made a mistake, she apologised for it, it hasn't happened since. Life moves on
>piddle
haha work called me in lads how about that
>POOPEELIA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>63840944
I'm surprised he hasn't been hidden by everyone at this point
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Piddle
>>63840916
Is this you bhaiyya?
Also Austrlelya
BTFO
B
T
F
OUT
>BANANA MAN
>>63839582
Top bantz
>>63840906
Haha I liked this post. "lierally" a better insult than all of you have put together since I dared to don the trip in 2012.
>Australia
>ever winning the ashes again
CRAIG GOAT CRAIG GOAT CRAIG GOAT
CAN'T WAKE UP
after a couple weeks of batting friendly pitches talks india and south africa throw up that abomination of a test and now this
>>63840944
OF COURSHE
GET FUCKED
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D
What's with all these dumb moustaches these days
First Warner now Siddle
can pitt be a meme?
Based Sheep shaggers.
>Craig is my favourite cricketer
>>63840989
This is literally in the top 5 best tests of the year you fucknut, just because you're now losing.
>>63841002
Movember
>>63840937
>she thought I'd cheated
Sorry mate but that's a textbook chick thing to say when she wants another cock. You haven't made much of an impact in the bedroom it seems like, but at least the other guy can't have been that great either...how long as it been since?
why is this meme pink ball allowed?
>>63840937
so she let him cum inside her? kek 2 beta
>>63841016
>le low scoring games are always good
kek lad
This LE ROCK AND ROLL faggot umpire pisses me off so fucking much. He just ruined my day. WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE TO SAY IT?
>>63841002
Civilised countries have something called Movember, where men grow moustaches for men's health awareness for the month of November
>>63841025
About 18 months. She's just text me she's with 2 of her friends who went with her, they're going home now.
>>63840992
lol.
40 million by working in advertising in Australia.
Even his lies are dumb as fuck
Who can stop the England/NZ broship?
>>63840822
good stuff lad
ive been drinking loads of green tea of different flavours
really helps stave off hunger
the weights falling off me desu
>>63841016
I-Is West Indies in any ?
>>63841016
settle down man i'm not complaining
>>63841038
trying to force another gimmick like that fuckwit Bowden
>>63841034
Mate if you didn't think that battle between Southee and Smith last night wasn't awesome then you're fucking retarded. This is top notch test cricket. The fact that Smith got out to Craig, someone he dominated in the last two tests, is amazing. McCullum brings Craig on, Smith immediately sees him as an opportunity to release some pressure, but for the first time in the whole series he fails
Fuck off if you don't think this is amazing.
>>63841071
maybe it's amazing for a pee poolander, but I'm used to seeing better quality cricket
HAZLEGOAT GOING HAM
>>63841054
Fuck off
IAN HEALY
IS IN THE SCOREBOARD
W O W
O
W
cricket is a batsman's game and batting brings in the casuals and the dosh
stay mad bowling fags
>>63841087
absolutely apoplectic
>>63841091
>Being in denial
bb pls
>>63841087
>>63841101
Now you're just throwing weak bait desu
>>63841100
IT'S FUCKING HOT
AND GUESS WHERE ELSE ITS HOT
THE SCOREBOARD
WHERE IAN HEALY IS
LETS CROSS LIVE TO IAN HEALY
>>63841051
That's obviously not how I made all my cash dickhead.. Others on here know about land I inherited and all the little jobs I would do while shitting on you plebs in /afl/
its a bit humid lads
Last three digits is Poopeelias score
>>63841101
KEK
>guy that opened the batting and had an average of 5 detected
ate you cunts for breakfast
Australia getting BTFO
>>63841101
Nah I watch for the wickets tumbling down and the clean bowleds and the run outs
>>63841111
no one here likes england now that daniel has offed himself
this game is fucked, i'm gonna go chase some /trevally/
BANTNER BRINGING THE BANTZ
Did any of you cunts bet on the game?
>tfw $1000 resting on Aus to win
SANTA GOAT
>>63841125
sorry m8 i don't browse here often so i'm not up to date with all the little fictional backstories you come up with to try and seem relevant
DAYBOO
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Reminder thatJames Brayshaw criticised the decision to bowl 2 spinners
The poopeelians would go to work right now but all the jobs have been taken by handsome and intelligent Kiwis
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He he he he he he
>>63841148
lad >we're literally 86 runs behind, that's not a huge lead
Just turned on the TV
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING LADS
>>63840398
>is retarded
Well, it takes one to know one
>>63841148
>not knowing that it's NZ's gimmick to win the last match in a series for laffs to keep our draw record
>not knowing NZ is elite in meme games
>not knowing they had to make this pitch green so the ball wouldn't fuck up
>not knowing that our bowlers are all greenbabbies
>not remembering 60
Your fault for being a casual m8
just rang the boss lads, seeya next test
>>63841175
Hi Danielle
>>63841166
>get a tailender out
>WOW 2 SPINNERS GOAT
>>63841133
I sure hope you're right
Oh no now we're on pooicide watch
>>63841168
Says centrelink mole
WORK
O
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K
>>63841161
That's too bad. A beta like you could do with my advice.
Reminder Rohit Sharma will unironically walk into this autsie ""batting"" order.
who half time slags here?
>>63841205
>now
Lad you've ALWAYS been on pooicide watch
This is just your reality check. No pun intended.
Reminder this is LITERALLY the best team you could ask for
Why are nz aus games always full of memery
>>63841223
Didn't you watch the last two tests? The pooicide watch has only been shifted to us during this session
>>63841220
here m8
>>63841133
screencapped
>>63841161
You're not going to appreciate the epic saga completely, much like Dostoevsky, it can only be truly appreciated in Russian.
>>63841220
/here/ m8
>>63840650
Yes lad im joining the india ship if theyll have me, IPL is better than this anyway
>>63841228
wait, are we doing a bbl fantasy team?
http://rugbyleagueweek.com.au/10-greatest-debuts-nrl-history/
>>63841262
BBL from next month, pick your team m9.
>It's a "Phone Call For Tea Break" episode
why do we only ever win the final test of away series
>>63841228
Is Agar a batsman now?
>kiwis can only win without our 2 best bowlers and 3rd best batsman playing
>>63841289
I'm sure as fuck not selecting him for his bowling "talent"
>>63841249
You call that a slag?
>>63841284
Better than nothing m8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b7CsceMQqC
>>63841278
Sydney, whichever one has ellyse
OBJECTIVE WINDIES XI
>Warner
>Bancroft
>Smith
>Voges
>Burns
>Faulkner
>Nevill
>Pattinson
>Siddle
>Hazelwood
>Lyon
>>63841301
They won't win mate.
We're going to see an 80 run partnership after tea. Cap this.
>>63841353
Holly plays for the Heat mate
>>63841356
>faulkner
>bancroft
lolling on the floor to be honest
if we lose this test after losing the world cup to that poo peeland irrelevant shithole full of chinks and tiny dicked fobs, i am relinquishing my australian citizenship and moving back to lebanon.
>>63839494
>faggotpaddle
>>63841369
I hope we lose now
So is Stork going to have to have a bat on a broken ankle?
>>63841369
we won the world cup
>>63841370
the fuck is a paddle?
>>63841361
>pretending you're watching
>constantly lying on the Internet
Pathetic.
>>63841379
>fractured
he'll probably be given someone to run for him
>>63841369
I'm unironically considering renewing my english passport and moving back to the motherland, Australian cricket holds nothing for me now
>>63841365
fuck off rodney marsh
>>63841369
Go New Zealand!
>>63841356
LE ALLROUNDER XDXD
>>63841361
>this passes for "shitposting" in 2015
>>63841388
no more runners in cricket mate
>>63841388
freshcunt detected
>>63841369
If it makes you feel better the 2 tests in New Zealand are going to be on greentops.
>I'm a thucker for an appliance
>>63841402
>>63841402
really? my bad
so what happens
Jessica Mauboy is not good looking
>christmas carols on down the road
>not even december
>>63841390
>being so perturbed by the prospect of once in a blue moon defeats to poo peeland that you're willing to put up with sharia law instead
Don't be so hasty m8 there's more to life than beating poo peeland, just accept >our status as the unquestionable meme team in matches that don't matter or just go to work instead or something.
>>63841419
>>63841405
>>63841419
>In June 2011, the International Cricket Council announced that, from October 1 2011, runners would no longer be used in international cricket.[1]
Shit I missed that one
>>63841390
inshallah, every Muslin must attempt the hajj during their life.
>>63841419
he doesn't bat
Banter from Jimmy Neesh
why doesn't starc just go out and stand still to try and hit 4s and 6s better than nothing,
lowest ever innings total in a day/night test kek
>>63841044
No bully
>>63841449
he probably will
>9/11 was 30 years ago
>tfw still cant defend our wickets
based lyon
fucking foot
>>63841449
was just thinking that, at least just let him stand and block while the other player, smacks fours
>third umpire's mouth sounds
Hey what's the best method of suicide lads?
who /ellyse/ here?
Just got in from work lads, how we doin?
this is the dumbest third umpire
da fuck, there's a hueg hotspot on there
is this third umpire retarded?
fuck me if it takes this long it should be given not out. should be a 2min time limit desu
>>63841474
Unironically the cutest female athlete
>all this checking
Would be kek if he gets out next ball
>>63841489
only after manjou
NOT OUT
HAHAHA
just take me back, rob
ROCK AND/OR ROLL
>this cunt
it's obviously out, holy shit. you can see the change in angle of the ball after it hits the bat, you can see the hotspot. longest third umpire decision ever. ROFL is this real?
asks for hawkeye
holy shit is this guy retarded
third umpire literally on pooicide
What the fuck is this umpire hahaha holy kek
SHOVE YOUR FUCKING HOT SPOT UP YOUR ARSE FAGGOT
>this entire review
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
ELITE SUPERIOR UMPBALL
Does the third umpire literally hate NZ or something?
that was meme as fuck
>Rob please just help me out here fucking hell Rob what do I do?
TAKE ME BACK ROB
JUST TAKE ME BACK ROB
SLOW THAT DOWN ROB
maccullum thanks the third umpire for his time.
>big ass spot
>"Well that could come from anything lol"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yZo2P3_I70
POO PEELAND ON POOICIDE WATCH
>hotspot
>visible deviation
>can I look at lbw thanks
>not out
Everything about that was a farce
literally retarded, Lyon hit it with the back of his bat, you can even see the hotspot on the ball immediately after
lucky fuck. lyon knew he was out lol
>That juicy hot spot on the bat and ball
Shaking my head to be honest
>>63841468
>That bit where Bracewell was warming up and it was literally just complete silence for about a full minute until someone in the commentary box coughed in the background.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFMD7Usflbg
thread theme
>>63841532
not to mention the one on the fucking ball. Genuine $10,000 in a briefcase for that shit
>>63841548
family
>>63841539
good show
http://www.last.fm/user/_lazarus_
Is he the most meme third umpire ever?
oh great now we get to listen to ian smith cry about sportsman like conduct for the next few days
>muh so humble
>Australian hot spot camera"men" in charge of keeping the batsman in frame
Shane Warne @ShaneWarne 21s
Horrible 5 mins of cricket & a terrible decision by 3rd Umpire Nigel Long, clearly Lyon was out & not to mention the fact Lyon walked off !
>>63841571
I'm still going for NZ because I hate the Australians but fuck me Ian Smith is not making it easy. He is the single most biased commentator in the world. Seems like even the other Kiwi commentators can't stand him.
lyon is a better batsmen than both marshes lel
Is the pink ball the future?
>>63841539
AND YOU
>>63841587
>being a self hating c u c k
>>63841587
Fuck off we're full
>Leave the pee poolanders to me
>>63841583
Why do you type like a 40 year old women on Facebook
>>63841564
>cheeky darkie
You can just tell Smithy and Chappelli are seething
>>63841544
>>63841548
>>63841554
The ball did hit the pitch.
>>63841587
>kid that always shit talked Australia at school and wanted to be American detected
Is Lyon, dare I say it, elite?
gaz for a cheeky 201* desu
>>63841587
>LE FUG IAND SMID
>>63841539
Never finished that, only anime I ever attempted to watch. Was decent from what I watched tho
>>63841624
>bat and ball
>bat
>seething
>>63841630
what was he even doing there
>>63841630
dem sunnies
>>63841626
>that kid who went on a holiday to america for 2 weeks and came back with an accent
>steve smith
>australian captain
when will this meme die
there was no conclusive evidence are you gonna fucking deal with it or what?
>>63841624
the timing of it's appearance and its location in relation to the bat made it pretty clear where it came from
>>63841636
The mark was way too large to come from what was at best a tiny edge
You are literally a retarded casual if you think the mark came from the bat
lets get this one to 1000 lads
HOW ARE WE EXPECTED TO WIN A TEST WHEN LITERALLY EVERY 50/50 CALL GOES AUSTRALIAS WAY, AND EVEN WHEN WE CLEARLY GET SOMEONE OUT IT'S GIVEN NOT OUT. WHAT A FUCKING JOKE LOL
>he thinks americans besides southerners have accents
LEL
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IAN SMITH ABSOLUTELY SEETHING
Lyon confirmed better than
>Guptill
>McMeme
>Boult
>Warner
>S. Marsh
>M. Marsh
>Siddle
>Hazelwood
>>63841630
Take note Rajeef, this is how we wipe the bum.
Partnership still going strong as I expected....
>>63841688
>>63841694
>being this desperate to make the new thread
Kill yourselves
>>63841688
>>63841694
>5 memes early
>>63841688
>>63841694
OH BOY
>>63841669
aint that the truth, NZ deserved to win the second test. Aus got like 200 runs from bad umpiring calls.
>>63841719
and >you would have had a chance if McMeme didn't waste the reviews on shit
>'Commentators' getting this buttblasted when it probably wasn't out
What the actual fuck?
I told you cunts how many times they needed to go with santa over that shit fuck craig, he's our best bet for a new glasses man
Which thread will be tripfag-free?
>>63841742
They've gotta find something to say besides "historic"
>>63841763
Epic?
>>63841756
if everyone uses the filter rather than responding they will fuck off
>>63841740
he wasted one, the second one was pretty much exactly 50% hitting the stumps I can't believe it wasn't out. Honestly it looked like more than half the ball to me, I'll see if I can find the pic. Then if that one was out they still would've had one left for the next one that was clearly out, so it wasn't really his fault
>>63841742
>Prob wasnt out lol
Visible deflection, mark on bat and ball Ok
>>63841750
Well I'm looking kind of silly now aren't I
>>63841787
>ball hits a crack then his arm, and nothing on snicko
Yeah real convincing m8
>>63841787
>being this mad
Haha righto then mate
>>63841817 >>63841823
How come Lyon was half way off the field you dumb fucks lol
>>63841756
What's a tripfag?
Sincerely,
Greg
>>63841740
>>63841780
here it is, what the fuck is this shit honestly
RIGGED
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>>63841849
Cricketing sportsmanship
At first he was convinced he wasn't out
>>63841879
>not knowing about the 50% margin of error
CASUAL
A
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L
>>63841884
Goood one mate, you almost had me going there. Enjoy your hollow victories with this joke umpiring.
>>63841900
That's why I put the line dumbass, there's clearly more than 50% of the ball hitting the wickets
>>63841906
>he's already convinced poo peeland can't win
and here I was thinking pooicide watch was a meme
>>63841915
>more than 50%
o i m laffn
>>63841932
There you go dumb shit, I flipped the part of the ball that was hitting the stumps so you can compare them directly
boult should just be trying to bowl lyon out, not bounce him out Tbh
as much as this is a sham and a disgrace to cricket these dudes are batting well
