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Australia is kill edition
NZ 202
Aus 4/69
cheeky bump
Australia is NOT kill
POO POO
PEE PEE
POOPEELIA WILL ONLY MAKE
ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY THREE
odds on a pigeon getting swatted lads?
>he fell for the Bancroft meme
wew
WEW
WEW
E
W
t. Australia's next number 3
I'm sick of australia getting marginal calls going their way just because all the kiwis won't shut the fuck up
10th for poo
>commentator "cricket is sort of skill based"
Partnership still going strong as I expected....
are 3 day test matches really that much better than no result on a batting favoured pitch.
Ian Healy
Ian Chappell
Ian Smith
Let's be honest lads, that was a big fucking dot and snicko had nothing
>>63841741
Same, another 60+ runs and Australia will reach the total I expected.
>>63841741
kek, in Khmer please
Partnership still going strong as I expected....
>>63841747
I hate seeing easy centuries
>>63841737
If this man can play cricket anybody can play cricket.
PARTY HARD
Just letting you all know that we've got a new thread coming up
>IMPLYON
>IMPLYON
based gaz
LYONGOAT
W A L L O P
Y
O
N
Lyon confirmed GOAT.
kek smith literally seething
Gary "I'm Flyin'" Lyon
Is Trent Boult related to Trent Bridge?
>Leave the Poo Peelanders to me
>Hypocritical Fairweather Australian cricket fans can, will and currently are defending this
BUT BROAD DIDN'T WALK.
LYON ON A RAMPAGE
>>63841755
Could they be, dare I say it, related?
>le sweep every ball man
lyon going full hyden on poopeeland
RED SQUARE SATURDAYS LADS
>>63841766
Dubs of truth
>>63841768
>he would be one of the best US players
Also PP getting walloped
KANE?
GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT
Will the Umpball cost NZ the match?
southee and boult should be bowling RIGHT now
200 for Lyon incoming
Just came here to say
kek
KEK
K E K
>Ian Smith butthurt as all FUCK
>muh 50/50 calls :(
>getting btfo by a number 11
Glorious
Lyon to get viciously abused by one of the annoyed Kiwi players when he gets out.
I don't care how nice you are, that's got to be infuriating.
>tfw you will never be Lyon's wife or child
Why even live bros?
When is the next ind vs sa game?
>>63841825
DIZZY
I
Z
Z
Y
>tfw still got starc to come in and wallop a few 6s
how much will our lead be after the innings lads?
>>63841825
PRAY FOR DIZZY
>>63841835
careful, you might get doxxed mate
inb4 Starc limps out to bat just when NZ think they're done.
>>63841835
A quick cricinfo search will tell you m9.
>>63841787
>visible deflection
no
>mark on bat and ball
but nothing to link them
It was probably out, but the umpire was constrained by the rules. You can't overturn a decision without conclusive evidence to the contrary
>starc padded up
>>63841794
They are both related to Trent from Punchy
Will Lyon score a century?
looked like starc had the pads on
>hes got a good head for griget
Man of the match goes to Third Umpire.
Looks to me like this partnership is set and will last the rest of the day's play
>mfw we win and all we hear is tears about lyons not out decision
cant wait desu
>he's busy
These in play odds keep fucking changing, kek
Looks like Starc has his pads on
Is Jynx Maze related to Jenna Haze?
>>63841883
SCG 2008 all over again
holy fuck call of duty games are still so expensive in the steam sale
>two best australian batters so far has been the lower order
IM AT THE GROUND. PADS ON LADS
>>63841861
Explain the mark you meme
Once there is contact no matter how slight by the rules of the game it is out
>>63841708
(You)
>>63841902
literally better than williamson and mcullum lel
santa has been a bit expensive to be honest
>>63841861
You would be asking for his head if that was Australia you fairweather bogan fuck. That's what fucking shits me about the Australians, fuck sake.
>>63841917
His figures were alright until that Lyon over
MUMS GOT AUNT FLOW VISITING PADS ARE COMING ON LADS
Josh Reynolds is in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>63841882
>day
You implying one will get out this evening?
If so you're probably right. Just like I predicted this duo is going to put on an 80 run stand, not that anyone will want to point it out though...
>all these seething casuals
kek
KEK
>>63841904
From the pitch?
The ball had a huge fucking mark, the bat had a tiny one and there was nothing on snicko. I don't think you can overturn a decision based on that alone.
>>63841924
m8 I'm literally saying that Lyon was out, but the third umpire's decision was justified
>>63841917
He has to give presents to good kids lad.
>implying you wouldn't give this suave fucker all the presents
>It doesn't matter what your ability is or where you come from, you can play cricket!
Is Lyon the best No.11 batsman of all time?
>gaz outscoring nevill in the partnership
kek
KEK
>>63841937
nathan flyon
last two digits will be Lion's finsl score
Tim Southee is fucking pissed just look at him. First time I reckon we're gonna get NZ abusing Australia to be honest.
>this is unironically the strongest partnership of the game
will lyon make a century?
What the fuck is going on
>kiwis this arse annihilated over a (at best) 50-50 call
poo peeland poopetual pooicide watch
Guys, I'm scared...
PP ON POOICIDE WATCH
Is Nathan Lyon related to Gary Lyon?
Martin Guptill WILL score a century in the 2nd innings
And a shithouse decision.
>>63841939
>it doesn't matter if you're an abo or a Bogan, you too can be a cunt
>>63841883
It is literally, unironically 110% a confirmed certainty.
Will be glorious.
NZ have objectively been the inferior team for the majority of the series, but their """fans""" in /cric/ will completely delude themselves into thinking that one decision literally robbed them of the series.
Is Nathan Lyon related to Jamie Lyon?
>>63841949
Feel bad for Southee tbqh
It's been clear for a while that he just wants to have a word with the opposing team, but McMeme refuses to let him
>>63841946
If Nathan Lyon was a north coast resort town, he'd be Nathan Byron
>tfw watching a video about an athlete that got paralyzed and he and the guy that injured him are crying
>>63841970
i was literally gonna post that earlier in the thread
but to answer, i don't think so
>this blog
nice
If the ball hit the bat then why was there no snicko
Is Nathan Lyon related to The Lyon The Witch And The Wardrobe?
>>63841988
Yeah, that's his aunt lad
>>63841987
It was too faint to be detected?
NEVILLE GOATBOTTOM
Good to see Nevill score for a change, I don't want the selectors to consider Wade ever again
tfw nevill is BASED
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
nevill is fucking all class
The mark takes up 3 corners of the bat. Unless the pink balls are made of rubber, it was likely something else.
Get over it.
>>63841987
If your dad fucked your mum then why was there no father figure in your life?
>>63842004
There's usually sound just from the ball going past the bat
>night play soon
Ayy
>>63842004
Which is odd, because of how strong the mark was on the ball
If it was given out and Lyon reviewed, the decision stood, just like the not out decision stood
>>63842026
Settle down cunt you are the nice guys remember?
Is Peter Nevill related to A. O. Nevill?
based joshy absolutely infuriating the freshcunts
>>63842037
freshcunt
>Aiming for his head now.
Lyon to get absolutely conked in the head soon I reckon.
>>63842004
And yet the mark was the size of an orange.
>Phillip Hughes Remembrance Shoes
kek
KEK
cheeky lyon 50 lads?
>MUH HUGH Z
>>63842026
careful lad, I'll report you
if there is bat on ball its very rare that the umpire does not hear it
Good knock from Nevill. Saved the day.
>>63842026
how mad are you right now?
>>63842056
>hughesy loses it
>>63842048
>Kiwi in Australia
Fuck off reeeeeee
Daily reminder that Australians would be asking for the batsman's head if that happened to us but apparently we can do no wrong.
DAILY REMINDER THAT THE REVIEWS ARE ONLY FOR HOWLERS
IF YOU GET UPSET THAT A MARGINAL REVIEW DIDN'T GO YOUR WAY THEN YOU ARE """"""LITERALLY"""""" RETARDED
>>63842048
an orange seed, maybe
>>63842067
Go dig a hole in the backyard so you can shit next to your dead dog you Indian fuck
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE, CAN'T GET ONE FUCKING DECISION OUR WAY WHOLE SERIES. ENJOY YOUR HOLLOW VICTORIES AUSTRALIA
>>63842074
>Us
ImpLYON
it will really be a slippery slope if third umpires start giving outs if they "feel" it is out with no evidence
we're actually going to be leading NZ
>>63842082
No need to get so poorious and pooicidal, It's just a sport m8.
>>63842070
I'm defending the decision you seething fuckwit. Learn to read.
>>63842061
I didn't know this was a thing
Nz confirmed babby state
When you're hit by a jug,
In a South Auckland pub,
That's a Maori
>>63842048
Was Snicko used anytime prior?
Maybe it isn't working properly kek
>>63842074
lol no they wouldn't...
The fact is if this happened to us we would just get the number 10 batsman out in the next over.
To cry over a decision like that is just pathetic, Australia wouldn't stop that low.
>>63839531
Poopelia on poopetual pooicde watch
You think they'll investigate this series for the blatant bias it's had toward us the entire time? For fuck sake having international umpires was supposed to alleviate stupid shit like this. Australia is probably the second most corrupt cricket nation in the world next to Pakistan.
>le trip off xd
>>63842082
>>63842090
There's no need to get riled lads. We got this.
>>63842105
Poor choice of words considering everyone is hungry in india
>>63842018
She's beautiful, name?
>>63842123
>she
>>63842109
Or.... Maybe hotspot isn't working correctly.
ABA need to fuck off
>>63842101
No need to parrot the Australian shitposters, Raj, just be yourself.
>>63842115
>blurred Michael J. Fox
>poo peelanders
i love how all the freshcunts get scared off every time joshy posts traps
based as fuck
just looked up Jimmy Neesham's "hilarious" twitter account
what a cringeworthy faggot holy fuck
>>63842117
>us
>implying
>>63842109
yesterday I think, and it worked then
regardless, the third umpire can't overturn a decision unless there's conclusive evidence and even if snicko is broke, the third umpire didn't have enough to give Lyon out.
I genuinely think Lyon was out but that's just how reviews go, marginal decisions or ones without enough info will almost always default to the umpire's call
>>63842144
Manlets, at what point will they learn?
>australia trail by 12
kek
>>63842146
Yeeaah its fucking amaazing
>>63842117
>us
Neeshit detected
>>63842115
Even photos of him shake
im gonna go to the bottle-o
if we aren't batting by the time we get back ill glass each and every one of you lads for free
>>63842144
>not adding "Tyrone Black (Bull)" to relations
Missed opportunity
>>63842142
>>63842174
Autistic Indians detected
>Not even caring, just going for his head
Lyon I bet is a real shithead desu senpai. I think it's all pretend.
Daniel is LITERALLY poorious and the depth of >our batting attack
why doesn't boult just aim at the stumps?
>>63842176
that's real generous, thanks
>>63842152
On the flip side that brings the janitor in the thread who then deletes everything he considers "shitposting".
>jerseys
wtf tubbs
>LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN
BASED STARC IS GOING OUT
WHAT A CHAMPION
>Boult glaring at Lyon
This is about the angriest I've seen NZ desu.
>>63842176
COME AT ME BRO IVE HAD 12 YEARS IN THE ARMED FORCES ILL REK YOU FUCKER
What you buying?
DAT AUSSIE HEART
>POOPEELIA
Standing ovation for a cheating cunt scoring 30 lmfao, sounds about right for Aussies.
100% HEART
Was that his best score?
LYON
Y
O
N
Did Daniel really commit pooicide after I posted that pasta to him last night?
So do we go straight to dinner if Australia get out?
I'm almost out of shards and have to reup
This is fucking Graeme Smith all over again.
>>63842204
>get ready for a half arsed fuckin handshake"
>>63842213
better than the three men and a dog a nz home matches kek
She'll be right mate: The Cricketer
pick one
>>63842213
poopetuall pooturbed and poorious poo peelander pootected
Is Peter Nevill related to my Breville toasted sandwich maker?
>>63842219
40 desu
>>63842219
40*
>Going for his foot
NZ have no NO fucking class
>>63842233
actually quite good compared to the apes in >our team
the front row could all get it
down leg
>>63842240
Just use the oven m8
NIGEL LONG PLEASE SAVE US
TIME FOR UMPBALL 2.0
>STARC
AHAHAHHAHA
Hey Ausbros, why do you guys call us seppos?
>bowling a yorker to the guy with a broken fucking foot
fucking disgusting, mememe is a fucking hypocrite
>>63842233
>pick one
the girl in the scottish pyjama pants
CAN'T RIVAL THE NIGEL
LOLOLOLOLOLOOLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>63842262
AHAHHAHAHA
>bowling at his foot
That's not very nice
POOICIDE WATCH
>>63842266
>Yank
>Septic Tank
Aim for the foot again.
>>63842266
yank rhymes with sceptic tank and sceptic tanks are called seppos
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
bowling at his foot you dirty cunts im not sure mkekum approves of this
>LE ALL 50/50 DECISIONS GO AUSTRALIA'S WAY XDXD
People realise that it's only the predicted course of the ball right? I don't think India are entirely remiss in being reluctant to use the referral system.
>>63842233
second girl top left, looks like Yumi
>>63842289
Daniel is THIS poorious
>>63842266
only pandering losers use seppo
>LE FUG NIGEL LLONG
>>63842297
But they do. This is literally the most corrupt game I've seen since Andrew Symonds.
>>63842303
You're REALLY bad at this, aren't you mate.
>>63842299
>wahh fug le australians
you are so fucking pathetic lad, if you look at the replay it was fucking clear that it was going down leg
>>63842299
People realise that NASA only predict the course of the rockets right?
BREAK HIS FUCKING LEG
>>63842287
>>63842290
K I guess my only question is why do you have slang for septic tanks? Do you really talk about them that much?
>>63842299
Fuck up idiot, it was an appalling delivery to an injured man and deserved not out.
>>63842304
>thinking seppo is a term of endearment
Are you literally retarded?
lel at warney pandering to poo peelanders
Bouncer to the foot.
>>63842323
virtually every word gets shortened here
>>63842325
freshcunt pandering loser detected
LEAD
E
A
D
>>63842323
pooppelia is literally poorius
>>63842324
>It's only bad sportsmanship if the other team does it.
And I suppose Mitchell Johnson bowling bouncers to Graeme Smith with a broken arm was perfectly civil? Fuck off, out of all the tripcunts on here, you are the most annoyingly arrogant.
Who /neverhadagf/ here?
you guys were right, this is a great test match and I retract my earlier comments
Get over it Warnie you fucking cunt, people might start calling you whingey
>>63842310
Starc was literally just incorrectly given out. Not even 50/50.
The difference is that >we don't have McKuckum wasting reviews and thus could overturn it.
HOW MUCH DID CAIRNSIE PAY YOU LLONG YOU PAKI FUCK
>>63842233
>Argentina
>white
Will they say anything about Boult trying to york a cripple with a broken foot?
>>63842335
That was a long way of saying yes
>muh first innings lead
KEK
>>63842360
>thinks only one person reports him
NIGEL LONG WILL NEVER REF AGAIN
kek
KEK
I don't think he knew he hit it, he just thought he was out on seeing the replay
ABSOLUTE POOICIDE
so much heart out in the middle right now
>>63842365
Would they say anything about Australians being stupid enough to play with broken limbs?
> Smith declares
Literally gifting Australia the game here. You hear reports about it all the time, why the fuck have Australia never been brought up on corruption charges outside of that weather thing in the 90's?
>AUSTRALIA LEADS
kek
KEK
KEK
E_E
KEK
>>63842377
Not refereeing 2bh
Warne and Healy are fucking pathetic
>>63842344
That didn't even happen you fucking idiot.
Funny how we are suddenly getting these even clearer views of hot spot etc now that it doesnt matter wtf lol. where were they when it mattered?
Starc on one leg now has more runs than both marshes combined kek
>>63842388
The point is that throwing the ball AT a broken limb is hypocritical of their claims they're the bastions of sportsmanship you dumb fucking nigger
>lead
This fucking game holy Christ
>>63842398
Did you fucking watch that game you god damn moron?
>>63842372
that's a long way of saying i'm a pandering loser who wasn't here for zerogoose's anti pandering campaign
>>63842344
no, it was fucking shit then and it's fucking shit now
Shut the fuck up you whiney cunts.
holy kek
CATCH THAT YOU SHEEP FUCKING CUNTS!!!!!!!!
>>63842365
Why would he not? He's just trying to get him out.
The Ross Taylor thing was fucking retarded though, who gives a shit if they didn't run over to congratulate him they were on the other side of the field and Taylor walked straight off in the other direction. NZ Herald is a piece of shit tabloid no one actually believes the crap they say.
STARC
T
A
R
C
BASED
A
S
E
D
POO PEELAND ON POOICIDE WATCH HAHAHAHAH
why the fuck are we bowling craig
>>63842411
Yes and he had a broken hand, perfectly alright to bowl bouncers to, not fucking Yorkers against a fractured leg.
FUCKING
MORON
WALLOPED THE FUCK OUT
>poo peeland choking
>still blaming a 50-50 call
all of my keks
each and every one of them
STARCGOAT
STARC FUCKING GOAT
DAT FUCKING HEART
>>63842407
Shaking a man's hand outside the run of play is different from forcing yourself to play with an injury
>all these wallops
>implying he is injured
>Storc
those 10th and 11th wicket partnerships will get you
KEK
Starc what a hot cunt
Craig is the worst spinner in the history of test cricket.
this is the best test match of 2015
only casuals disagree
Poo peeland on pooicide watch
>>63842421
Just pointing out the obvious hypocrisy lad
Obviously an Australian, Indian, South African, Pakistani or whatever would be doing it, regardless of the sportsmanship of it, but New Zealand are obsessed with le nice guys meme, and then pull shit like this
Why the fuck are they bowling Craig for fuck sake?
Innings will end now, Boult will take the last wicket in this over.
So lads what are we doing tonight?
Are you going to watch the game or go out?
>>63841708
>(You)
craig should be fucking shot
That LB accusation just pissed him off
>>63842413
>he still thinks seppo is a term of endearment
I never thought I'd enjoy farming (You)s from literal spastics
is mcmeme the worst captain in world cricket? keep in mind hes bowling a spinner to someone with a broken foot who knows how to meme to spinners
What a shit decision. We literally would have won in Brisbane and Perth if that decision went our way, and thus won the series. Robbed.
t. New Zealander
>blaming drs
>not blaming letting the 11th batsmen and man with broken leg wallop you all around the ground
The city of poo peeland everyone
what a losers attitutude kek
>>63841708
POO POO, PEE PEE
WE MADE MORE THAN ONE EIGHT THREE
>>63842438
are you seeing the lack of footwork in them?
It's just like Du Plessis memeing the shit out of India with a cramped leg, it's entirely coordination rather than technique
>>63842451
Going to see Taylor swift, on the train right now.
>>63842430
>NAH NEVER HAPPENED
>OH WAIT IT DID EXCEPT IT'S FINE WHEN WE DO IT
Fuck off you histrionic faggot. Why are you even here? This mock holier than thou attitude is neither funny nor inspired, unless you mean to be an absolute fucking moron.
>targeting injured players
the """""""""""""""nice guys""""""""""""""
Aimed at the fracture
Bowl boult southee and bracewell until we get a fucking wicket you dumb shit
>>63842450
wrong as usual
is Trent Boult related to Hussein Boult?
"FUCKS SAKE"
>another yorker
and McMeme is condoning this, what a hypocritical cunt
Cool sportsmanship poo peeland
FUCKING CUNT
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>>63842448
Like I said no one here cared at all about the Ross Taylor thing it was just a worthless tabloid paper trying to make a story out of nothing.
>>63842475
Don't get into arguments with Reality kuck, he's a professional retard
man this is a good match
BROKEN FUCKING FEET
fuck you boult you sniper. where is clarkey cause we gonna need a broken fucken arm here
>>63842475
A BROKEN ARM IS NOT THE SAME AS A BROKEN HAND. Seriously you made it sound like Johngoat was a murderer. Just leave Australia now to NZ you faggot and contribute to their shitty GDP with your elite pick packing skills.
>>63842445
>he didn't see Chandimal win the test match.
Great test so far lads.
>>63842477
>poo peeland are literally neckbeards
>lets just keep throwing the ball at his broken foot until he leaves
>poo peeland will still criticise Australia for lacking sportsmanship
>>63842484
but he nearly got him out, much like the last partnership was nearly 80+, this means RC is correct again. He will always win!
>>63842416
YOU are a fucking little faggot
Starc decided he is fit to bat, and there is NO reason for New Zealand to not bowl a perfectly legal delivery especially considering they almost got him out with it first ball
Looking forward to your pathetic damage control reply which I will NOT be fucking reading.
>pooville
Looks like this has turned into a batting wicket lads.
>>63842471
It was sarcasm mate I'm just taking the piss
This game is stupid as fuck I don't think anything can surprise me again
>>63842496
except McMeme himself has been pushing the whole sportsmanship thing for ages now and constantly talking shit about Australia for their poor sportsmanship
>>63842502
Don't forget him aiming right at his hands as well reality kek.
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>>63842473
Look at this fag and laugh
>waaah why are nice zealand being so mean to my little injured starc
kek
KEK
>>63842509
>>63842492
>>63842477
literally poorious
fucking hell I'm supposed to be going tomorrow but it could be over tonight
starc to bowl 1 over and break some fucking arms as revenge
>>63842523
Now I know he didn't deliberately do that.
>>63842458
It's not about whether it's a term of endearment you SEETHING freshcunt
If you were here before the 2015 CWC you'd know what I'm talking about
kys
>>63842477
Cry more phaggot
>POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH
>LOL CURRYPANDERING NICE GUYS
>WAH POOPEELAND HURT MY FEELINGS ;_;,
why are aussies fedora: the country? literally can't handle the bantz.
>>63842536
>poo peeland behind
>literally poojecting
STARC 'LITERALLY' GOT A BETTER SCORE THAN THE COMBINED MARSH FAGS. WITH A BROKEN FOOT KEK
>>63842514
I've LITERALLY said that every team in the world would be doing it in this very thread
That doesn't change the fact that I don't like it, and it doesn't change the fact that it's hypocritical as fuck from McMeme
>>63842533
I would totally expect our bowlers to target an injured foot to get an opposition batsman out. But my team is the "cunt" team
The point is you guys are hypocritical
>>63842473
post some photos if you get close enough
>>63842549
>bowls one
>gets a hattrick
>breaks his fucking leg off in the process
would it be worth it lad?
>bracewell comes on to replace one of the perpetual run spilling spinners of the past however many overs
>immediate wicket
Wow gee memecullum maybe you could have done this like 70 runs ago
>>63842552
maybe you should use a dictionary then, if you unironically think zeropoose's word is law
>>63842556
That refball was worth 74 runs. Don't think you're going to win the second innings cunt. You struggled to get where it is now.
>>63842568
I won't be that close, i am in the seats but will take a couple of photos if i can get good ones
>this thread
>>63842572
No shit ay
>craig still wont get dropped because he took the big strong smoth wicket
just fucking kill me
they bowled the spinner to him and starc disrespected him
so he deserves to get his foot smashed
>>63842575
>That refball was worth 74 runs
If PPs bowlers could get a number 11 out it would have been worth a lot less
>>63842570
The poopeelians are SEEEETHING right now.
They would sacrifice Starcs remaining career to get a win here.
>>63842522
It's not bad sportsmanship to bowl at his feet as far as I'm concerned, he's not trying to hurt him he's just trying to get him to trip over himself so he will get out. You can't expect him to take a normal delivery out of his arsenal completely because someone comes out to bat when they are injured, if he can't face it then he shouldn't be out there.
There's a difference between sportsmanship and giving the opposition an advantage just for the sake of being nice.
>>63842589
>hitting shit balls for runs is disrespect
kek
Fucking ridiculous decision by Nigel Retard but not impressed how we dropped our heads and went all defensive just because Lyon hit a couple of fours.
>>63842555
checked
>>63842575
So I suppose poo peeland was just warming up by getting all out for 202
also
>ref
reminder that rugby doesn't matter
>>63842592
Not even denying that it was shit after that, but it was still fucking un-excusable
Love Starc bitching about getting hit on the foot
Hope the cunt gets Sean Abbotted next time he plays
>>63842575
>refball
>>63842600
well everyone one is crying cause nz is bowling Yorkers at him
he should have just blocked him
>>63842614
edgy
>>63842597
you're fucking deluded if you think that's the case
Boult was bowling at a good length all game until Starc comes in and then he bowls at the fractured foot for every fucking ball. He obviously wanted to hurt him, did you not see the look of satisfaction he had after hitting Starc's foot?
Yes it was legal and what needed to be done to win the game, but it's still poor sportsmanship no matter how you look at it
>>63842614
what, him killing someone? your an idiot m8
>>63842579
Why?
Just enjoy the night and keep your fucking phone in your pocket, fucking millennials
>>63842607
>un-excusable
>PP education
>50-50 calls not going my way is inexcusable
poo peeland poopetually pooicidal
Starc, on one foot, has batted better than Guptil, Williamson, McCullum, Taylor, Burns, Warner, Voges, M Marsh and S Marsh.
I think I'll stick to watching Ultimate Surrender highlight videos. At least those make sense.
>>63842614
2edgy4me
>>63842628
I've never seen Pee Poolanders this fucking poorious before
>>63842634
>50-50
Lad you are fucking retarded
>" through Nigel Llong's incompetence"
hahahahahaha warney
PP literally poorius; the test match
how much will we hear about this over the next few days
>>63842627
bowling at the death trying for the yorker against someone with zero footwork from a broken fucking foot
just smart bowling mate
>>63842595
>New Zealand trail by 22 runs
>Australia lead the series 1-0
kek
KEK
K E K
You are as angry as you've ever been right now. Palms probably sweaty, constantly updating this thread to find avenues to vent your anger
last digit is how many sids takes this innings
>commentators are even madder than the Kiwi /cric/ contingent
lel
>>63842632
I will be, but if it comes to a point where i can quickly take a phito i will, i went to acdc earleir this month and didn't wven take one photo and will mostly not takr one at Taylor Swift
>commentators acting like Phil Gould at a Penrith Panthers match
Who are the new ones going to be lads?
Warney is the most one eyed aussie cunt there is and even he knows that poopeelia dropped a few grand into Llongs bank account
>>63842607
>fucking un-excusable
try reading up on the DRS rules
If Lyon had reviewed it, it would have been given out because there's not enough evidence to overturn the umpire's call
>Gayzlewood
>>63842649
that's LITERALLY what I'm saying
>fielding a masseur
kek
>>63842643
>ball hits a crack
>literally nothing comes up on snicko
>hits Lyon's arm
>steps out of earshot of the PP team while they have a meeting to be polite
>le umpball DXDX
>>63842607
*inexcusable
Hazelwood looking deadly for once
>>63842624
>>63842640
>LE ED GEE XDXD
Pulling out the Hughesy card is the easiest way to expose the reddit/facebook freshcunts
>>63842660
Phil Gould doesn't commentate Panthers games m8
you could've just gone with "acting like Phil Gould"
Neutral here, Poo Leeland on pooicide watch
>>63842661
warney is looking to get a rise out of poo peelanders and its working kek
I wanna be Iron
Like a Lyon
In Croydon
:^)
gonna hate watching games with red ball now, pink ball is far superior for television and no doubt for the crowd in attendance to see
>>63842675
It hit the seam, but you don't know anything about it you seething casual.
Back on your boat to reddit m8
Will he step up and score a century lads?
>>63842673
Happy endings for the lads?
>>63842684
I could have, but the implication was the actual reason why Phil Gould doesn't commentate Panthers games any more
>>63842701
Will He is a chinese actor m8
>>>/s4s/3936398
[s4s] up to something very IMPORTANT
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>>63842701
No, but Martin Guptill WILL score a century.
>>63842692
She's a beaut.
>>63842700
>reddit casual
>you don't know anything
nice counter-explanation, you've completely convinced me
>>63842692
yeah, i'm loving this pink ball desu
>Shiddle
>>63842728
If pink leather had of existed in the 1800's im sure they would have chosen it over red
Is Based Roosterman here?
>could be anything
haha bantz
lol flat as a biscuit
>>63842679
Good job, dickhead.
>Vaf being vaf again
Why did we let shittle in the team agin?
Could have come from anywhere
BANTZ
>>63842726
My mistake, go back to facebook
>>63842737
>had of existed
ahahaha kys
what compels people to do this?
>>63842708
Phil Gould commentating an origin game would have worked better. Or even Wally Lewis
>you now remember him cheering on Inglis
>>63842737
>1800's
kkk kys
Just got back from a walk lads, did 12 klms today
>>63842752
Oh what a shame. You ruined it, I've changed my mind again
>>63842768
kys walkcunt
Will they ever let this go?
>>63842762
Inglis probably took Gould out on his boat
>>63842768
probly more like 3klms, fitbit counts fapping too
>>63842759
>those calves
it piss
>>63842781
We should tell /pol/ about this so they say it never happened
>>63842777
>pee pooland
>poo peeland
>>63842762
I genuinely enjoy the biased commentary from either side during origin. It just adds to the entertainment as far as I'm concerned
>>63842781
Nah. Match is tainted, it was a howler. Only SEEEETHING poocunts deny it.
>>63842777
>based Other Guy
>Ian Smith getting a sportsmanship hard on
made a /cric/ group for the BBL fantasy lads
the code is 866095
need another 7 people to join
>>63842777
>Karnivool
>Triple J core trash
Asymmetry is straight up patrician
WalkGod on Nobel prize watch
>>63842811
kys conbitch
>Manly Sea Eagles @SeaEagles
>The Club has demanded an explanation and a meeting with the NRL over the 2016 premiership draw. Read more here.
SEEEEEETHING
Reminder that sportsmanship is a good thing you fucking boguns.
Warner throws ball into Guppy's back like a cunt, then runs up and whacks him in the same spot. BAKA
>Aiming for Lyon's head
>Aiming for Starc's foot
Strayans gettin' a bit of a dasde.
Bout time Starc got a bit to be ho nest.
>>63842818
>unironically being in high school
>>63842827
It's good when it's actually genuine and organic. Not fucking overdone to death.
>>63842821
Is Manly a good Rugby team though. I need a team to follow so i can talk about the matches with my co-workers
>>63842821
Manly fan here. My only problem with the draw was not playing enough games against lelbourne
>>63842818
loving every laugh m8, holy shit
>>63842838
>i'll fucking overdo you to death inaminute
>>63842839
>rugby team
I THINK YOU MEAN RUGBY LEAGUE TEAM MATE
Can we PLEASE get some based /afl/ discussion in here?
>>63842838
It's good if you've established a competitve, clever team as well. Otherwise you look like a bunch of keks. McCullum cares more about looking like Flintoff and Lee than winning a match, which is quite frankly vad sportsmanship in the sense that he takes away from what everyone is truly there for, competition, turning it into a passive guilt assault of moral superiority.
I'd hate to have him as my captain.
>>63842857
how did your team do in the draft m8?
>Those Steve Smith axe chop shots
How the fuck did he become captain anyway with such shit technique?
>>63842857
>based
>gayfl
Oxymoronic
>>63842857
/crows/
>>63842839
they're shit and everyone hates them
>>63842857
Sure. What's your favourite gay nightclub?
>guptill
>double digits
I don't understand this new meme
>>63842857
It's going to be Essendon's year lad
>>63842870
Which team should I follow then?
Lucktill
Does Erin molan fuck all the guys at NBN. She is is everywhere
>>63842857
Who /bombers/ here?
On a related note, who /pooicidewatch/ here?
>>63842857
who /freo/ here?
>>63842839
(It's league bro)
Manly is the most popular league team in NZ.
>>63842875
NRlel in charge of questioning sexuality
fuck this meme shit i'm watching the women's T20 WC qualifiers Tbh lads
http://www.icc-cricket.com/wwt20-qualifier/match/women-worldt20q-2015/3
>>63842870
18year old pretending to be a 60yr old westie detected
>>63842886
right here lad
>>63842887
my second team, since I live in freo, expecting big things from the lads this year
>>63842870
>first year not making the finals in ten years in a season full of injuries
Reminder that >we know no one likes us and we don't care
>>63842880
KNIGHTS
>>63842890
If he said no homo then it's not gay.
>>63842880
Warriors
>>63842880
Your local team
If you don't have one then Manly
Hating Manly is a 30+ year old meme that is literally born from jealousy
>>63842894
10/10
>>63842890
Do you youch your own dick,if you daid yes. You are gay m8?
>>63842898
Are you that bigfooty faggot who supports both Essendon and Freo?
>>63842880
Uhhh, the team from your city maybe?
Fuck how are ausfailians this god damn retarded. Don't tell me some of you support teams that aren't from your city/region?
>>63842904
This tbqh
>>63842912
OMG THIS SO MUCH!
>HURRR DURRR I LE H8 MANLY BECUZ MY DADDY DOEZ XD
Serious question why do the Auskeks have a masseuse fielding instead of a local cricketer
>>63842912
My local team is West Tigers
After the last test it's refreshing to get a good game
>>63842927
Wooden Spooners 2016
my old man works in the nsw government
ama
>>63842925
he's literally and unironically a specialist fielder
>Failzlewood
>>63842933
i work in the nsw government
ama
>>63842927
Then support Wests Tigers m8
They'll stop being shit again one day
>>63842914
wut
>>63842865
Had one pick in the top 50 and used it on a literal who
>>63842933
>>63842937
what's the latest government secret?
>>63842921
poopeelians are fuckwits on pooicide watch
>>63842937
Would you have given him out?
>>63842941
chem trails
KFC for dinner break
>>63842947
i'm not even watching Tbh
FRESH
>>63841686
>>63841686
>>63842863
mccullum is a bitch desu and a terrible captain.
ill never forgive him for that wc final
