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flatanon edition
lads lads lads ;) sub edition
le doto man sub sub edition
Will it survive 10 posts? sub sub edition
spurs are so classy
How often does flatanon post a tip?
>>63829234
Once or twice a month. Not too often.
>tfw no greek wife
>>63829278
I don't know that feel bro
lads lads lads ;)
friday once again, what we got planned tonight? ;)
>>63829413
drawing lewds to bring food to my table
>>63829413
Chasing
>>63829413
Losing my roll
>>63829441
Haha Al Khor concede, can't write it
>>63829244
Did his tips for Kempton horse racing win few days ago?
>>63829413
Burning money, at least it will keep me warm and I'll lose money at a slower rate than I have so far today.
>>63829188
I tweeted you euan
>>63829482
One won the other came second
>>63829496
Fuck. Nice.
Who /blackfriday/ here?
tears at some bookies doing fucking blackfriday odds lel
Loss on Lux's tips but he'll just not mention them so people forget
>>63829530
such as?
>>63829579
Skybet and unibet are doing it
>>63829579
3pm FOOTBALL: Premier League
Man Utd to be top of the Premier League at Christmas WAS 11/10 NOW 2/1
This offer has now EXPIRED!
absolute tears if you missed it
Some of the UFC plays I like for tomorrow (card starts at 10am)
Collier (1.70)
Tae Hyun Bang (1.90)
Serrano + Dong Huyn Kim (1.85)
Casey + Dong Huyn Kim (1.85)
Henderson by decision (2.15)
Sicilia (3.00)
Mina (2.40)
>>63829413
One of the lad's birthdays. Off out for a few half cokes.
>>63829819
Where are you going? If I met you in a club and was like "Euan, whats the bet?" would you stop for a chat or try to get away?
>>63829819
Robbie Mac?
>check email
>16 different emails with BLACK FRIDAY SALE
fuck i hate this country copying american shit.
>>63829819
Do your friends know how shrewd you are or do you keep it a secret?
>>63829819
oi oi no diet coke for fat daddy if you see him
>>63829837
This desu. American culture/lifestyle is dire, don't see the appeal.
>>63829413
tinder bitch is coming over, gonna watch the old star wars trilogy
>>63829837
>>63829896
>not wanting things to be on sale
shaking at some of the deals
Can't wait to have a good laugh at the mugs on Azerbaijan U19 again, imagine backing them at such a short price pmsl
>>63829819
I will find you and I will bottle you.
>>63829834
Depends if you were a scruffy meff or had a bottle and were going to bottle me. But otherwise I would probably chat.
>>63829835
No.
>>63829846
My friends know. Course mates and "other" people dont know.
>>63829939
Got 30 cans of Pepsi for a fiver. Absolutely surreal value.
>>63829940
Imagine ever having a bet on the second round of a friendly. I mean hello.. ever heard of turnover? pmsl
>>63829956
Do you splash the cash after a successful day/week? Tears if you're not up 4 figs for the week and 5 figs for the month.
>>63829956
>drinking anything other than water, milk, tea and coffee
>>63829939
the only thing dece is this, any size pizza for £5.99
>>63829980
>4 fig week
I'd hope so, I've hit 4 figs 3 times this week and I'm no big boy
>Malta drifting after this epic start
S H A K I N G
>>63829991
surreal
>>63829939
But what stuff do you really need? Got a decent laptop, xbox one, iphone etc. Could do with some speakers maybe but I'm not desperate for anything atm. The problem is I'm such an unreal gambler I just buy stuff all the time
>>63830001
Can't stop topping up disgusting sums on Malta
>Newnes' boy set up
BIG BOY
belter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QclbaDc_Kdc
Feel nauseated at myself for having so much on Malta
Just SMACKED Malta down to 1.72 unreal amounts
Hemorrhaging money today
Nice bit of value on Azerbaijan here.
>mfw I remember Arsenal to qualify was @5 before the Zagreb game
>>63830107
Clueless little slug.
>>63830132
You are the slug here mate. Gonna eat you up.
Tears if you're not on unders in the Malta game
Another couple of month's rent on Malta
>>63830136
Get a life you sad little part time punting cockroach
>>63830116
hope calijah's chin was tested by JUST on the left
>>63830116
>that posture
>that suit
>that friend
Jesus I thought /bet/ was full of normies
>>63830195
more likely he tested his prostate if you know what i mean ;)
Clueless Azerbaijan backers sweating so much right now pmsl
So deep on Malta o1.5 goals
>>63830250
Away! Away!
Back to PGA!
>>63830270
Fuck off you boring slug, I'm not in PGA for the 100th time
>>63829758
Sicilia @3.00 is the truth. He upgraded his boxing to a decent level and going to smoke that Korean newcomer.
>>63830301
pmsl is literally PGA slang
no one in /bet/ used it until recently and it is in every PGA screencap
7 shots on target already pmsl, would love to see the greasy face of a clueless Azerbaijan backer right now
>>63830334
It's common slang you shut-in wetwipe
Another months rent on.
Post more /bet/ webms lads.
Anyone got the day vs. night /bet/ one from last year?
>>63830334
Yeah lid PGA invented the term pmsl. Stupid wet wipe.
Topping up more, this is just a matter of time
>>63830338
>>63830366
I didnt say they invented it. It is just used there a lot and was never used here until recently.
>samefagging
>>63830363
>>63830334
this guy is right
obviously everyone knows it's what 14 year olds used to type on msn, but it was copied from PGA like tears, shaking et al.
so pathetic
>>63830379
Would love to fight you irl you soppy cunt, I hope your 50p accumulator loses tomorrow you sad bastard.
Is buying a car on finance the most -ev thing you can do?
Hello guys
I'm the Greek fix guy
It's been a while...
Tomorrow I'll give you a GREAT tip ;)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz all the spotty teens finished sixth form for the weekend and come to have a good whinge at proper shrewdies. Get a life you boring dullards.
>>63830411
pls be a fix
Obscene amounts on Malta now, can't wait to take pennies from all the rball babbys pmsl
>>63830403
Fuck off
>>63830397
Please have sex.
This Malta pressure is IMMENSE it's a matter of time before the floodgates OPEN. Can't wait for the Azerbaijan substitutes to COLLAPSE, they're mostly kids playing against fully GROWN women.
>>63830467
but rball is in favour of Malta you deranged freak
>>63830379
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/pmsl/page/16/
Here you can see various people in /bet/ threads and other /sp/ threads using pmsl during 2014.
So yeah basically you're completely talking out of your arse
>>63830468
TEARS AT THIS ANGRY LITTLE SLUG
LOST YOUR LAST FIVER ON PGA ADMIN??
TEARS
>>63830497
>all of /sp/
you are fucking retarded
>>63830379
pmsl you're so WRONG. I would be EMBARRASSED if I made such a nonsensical STATEMENT.
>>63830483
But Azerbaijan backers are backing DC based on the rball last match you clueless little part timer. Get a fucking brain.
Yep, time to go see friends and enjoy my friday night rather than spending it with all you losers and trolls. Nerds, please get a life, good night and god bless
>>63830539
Thanks Facebook
>>63830513
Why? That link clearly shows it was used frequently in both /sp/ and /bet/ before this year even started nevermind since the year started.
To act like its new, has come from pga or simply wasn't frequently used before recently is completely and utterly untrue and entirely disproven by that link.
J U S T
>>63830520
>>63830530
Please PLEASE just find a girl and speak to her and then see if you can lose your kiss virginity you absolute freak.
Imagine sitting in your little betting cave 24/7 slowly become more and more deranged and distant from the outside world until you become this angry.
>>63830553
get a load of this big boy
>>63830553
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>63830570
Imagine not knowing about post times and thinking both posts were me. Get fucked you spotty little freak.
>>63830553
damn I thought I had it bad
>>63830553
Mackers?
>>63830553
Down £100 today
I know how you feel m8
So much on Azerbaijan.
Malta are notorious for 2nd half collapses.
>>63830553
Unlucky Joe
>>63830589
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Do what I said and then come back here. After your Malta bet loses, put on some nice clothes and call a friend (if you have any) and go out to the club. See if you can just speak to a girl, baby steps.
>all this people trying to bait others into shit bets
>>63830684
This.
Imagine betting 4 figures on a team because of some coloured bar on a screen.
am i missing something here with the black friday deals on Unibet?
Man City win special odd is 2.10
while Southampton DC is @ 2.60
so guaranteed free money? whats the catch?
Does anyone have the rball from 25th?
>>63830711
£5 max stake probably
I'm not following women's sa U20, but aren't paraguay-chile odds a bit uneven?
>>63830718
Aye, not got a rballdb account? Totally different game today clearly Azerbaijan have rotated lots.
>>63830748
29,75 euro max stake
which means atleast a free 3 euro in worst case scenario
>>63830785
Had one but it got shut down and havent bothered to get a new one because I'm really busy atm. Cheers. Listed as U19 team on Aze FA site so probably this game is more U19s compared to last game.
>>63830820
You're more of a slug than I thought, you don't even have an rballdb and can't find Azer teams pmsl.
>>63830818
if 3 euros is a lot to you then go for it but i don't consider it worth pressing a few buttons for
Can't believe they've started the second half while Azerbaijan's keeper is still asleep.
>>63830851
I probably could if I really wanted but the coloured bars on the screen are enough for me
What is THE bet for today lads? Have I missed it already? Need a good tip, won't be able to afford Christmas gifts for the tots otherwise.
>>63830820
why did your account get shut down?
>>63830899
Small on Chilean slags but I think the value might've gone already desu
>>63830875
in best case scenario (Southampton win or draw) its a free 18 euro
told ya
>>63831001
Well it wasn't hard to see. Odds driven in from 4.33 to 3.0ish at KO and even further not long after.
Why havent Malta scored yet?
>>63831035
slags
it's likely that the shots on goals were girls tripping on the ball and it slowly landing on the goalie's hands
not really but they suck
ITT: we rate the current active trips
God tier - Flatanon
Good tier - Britturk, J West
Average tier - Euan, Jamboree
Shit tier - Metaknight
did I miss anybody?
Imagine being a virgin and DAC
>>63831055
BritTurk isnt active
Euan is god tier
>>63831055
Britturk and J West haven't tipped in months but dece list
>>63831055
BT hardly active, would drop both him and J West to average tier now.
Need a Malta goal like AIR
>>63831055
God tier - Euan
Good tier - Flatanon
Shit tier - Metaknight
Goat tier - BT
>>63831111
Trip on, Euan
Spouwen win 6-1
>mfw snatched a +17.5 dinamo sassari
I require a Malta Women goal around the same amount that I require A I R right now
>>63831055
God tier - MetaKnight
Shit tier - Everyone else
>>63830001
>>63830039
>>63830077
>>63830091
>>63830160
>>63830181
>>63830265
>>63830467
>>63830481
>>63830483
Physically REPULSED by the HUGE amounts this guy is going to LOSE on WOMEN
Lads i've been off the chase since u19 qualifiers, when should I get back on?
>>63831223
Physically repulsed by the state of your barnet
Cashing out of Malta now.
>>63831076
J West tipped last week
>>63830160
Hup
>>63831317
Some bubblegum shite no doubt
>>63830001
>>63830077
>>63830091
>>63830132
>>63830181
>>63830250
>>63830265
>>63830338
>>63830357
>>63830371
>>63830467
>>63830481
>>63830530
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>>63831356
it's not over yet, too early for the tears
And not a slip was posted that day
>>63831372
zzzzzzzzzz
>>63831372
He is definitely on, and LARGE.
You can tell by how he has stopped posting for the last 30 mins, probably pacing around his room.
>>63831372
What's the point in posting a slip here? If you have less than 4 figures on you get called a penny punter/student mong and if you do have 4 figures or more on everyone calls inspect element etc
Imagine taking memeing so seriously pmsl
Just punched my mums' cat
>>63831511
your mums pussy is used to a pounding m8
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
tears
IMAGINE BEING THIS MUCH OF A VIRGIN AND THIS DOWN AND CONCERNED
AHAHAHAHAHA
buddy
adding slag football to the list of sports/leagues I'm never betting on again
Tonight's matches
El Tanque - Fenix: both teams are the shitters of the tournaments, extremely defensive and hoofball-y with no qualms on playing 5-4-1. I'd say the U2.5 total has good odds. No favorite for this match despite fenix being higher on the table. If someone takes the lead it's highly unlikely that they'll score more goals, but instead will resort to defend while the other team hoofs the ball about. The pitch condition will be awful too.
Defensor - River: Defensor will be motivated because it's the last match of their captain and will want to win at home, also their two best players (offensive wingers) have returned, yet they have issues scoring because they don't have a good striker. River is a team with an abysmal defense that scores a lot, they have the top scorer, but had many matches turned around because they choke way too much. Over 2.5 goals odds are tight, as both teams scoring, but I think they're fair. Chances of last 10 minutes goals are high in Uruguay, but in this match they'll be even higher. But really, anyone can win.
Atenas - Malvin: Atenas has 9 straight loses while Malvin is a favorite for the title and will want a good position for playoffs. I don't see a 20 point difference compared to Hebraica because Malvin plays more defensively, Atenas will be at home, and in said match they were already 15 under in the first quarter. If Atenas keeps the score close for the first two quarters +20 is a safe bet. The totals can be anything, really.
Bohemios - Tabare: Bohemios to win, Tabare doesn't even bother anymore in this tournament, it's lost every match while Bohemios will try to scrap a playoff's spot somehow at home. Besides that, Tabare plays with only one foreigner (saving money to hire one for relegation) while Bohemios plays with three (one nationalized). I don't like betting on - handicaps but there'll be easily 10 points of difference. Totals depend on the match's flow.
>>63830320
yeah, I think if Sam uses his wrestling he can certainly win a comfortable decision. DHC hasn't fought for over a year and has had some injuries too.
Montpellier @2.45 up a goal, if you need to sweat out some of those extra pounds from thanksgiving
>>63831568
Utter
Off out lads. Imagine losing a bet on Malta and NOT having mates to go out with. IMAGINE
>>63831634
You're going to get glassed if I run into you in Bamboo
>>63831634
enjoy the half cokes liddo x
Ross Greig
6 hrs · Glasgow ·
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Kind regards
The Team @ Coral
Such a lovely bunch.
bookies shaking
Bournemouth v Everton 2 @ 2.5 (Value 30%) — Lots of chatter about this one, cause it's a pretty good deal. By any metric, Everton has got to be a better favourite than 2.5. My numbers have them at 1.92. I've been looking high and low for a reason to think that Everton is a dog to win, but I can't find it: Bournemouth is winless in seven, with six straight losses in all competitions, whilst Everton is unbeaten in five. Lukaku is hot now with seven goals in as many games, and the Toffees have only lost once in six away games this year. The only thing I could flag is that Everton's 20% shot conversion rate is probably unsustainable and due to regress, but that's weak sauce for odds as good as 2.5. Maybe the bookies know something we don't, but until we find out I say throw something on Everton to win.
FLATANON
>>63831812
S-source?
>>63831823
b-but mainstream bets!
>>63831877
>>63831847
Where is it 10/1? on 8/1 on 365
>>63831901
Betfair have it at 10/1
>>63831901
Coral
>>63831823
How do YOU work out odds
>>63831918
I have a complex algorithm that Will Wilde would love to get his grubby little hands on
>>63831939
Post it
>>63831847
What
>>63831915
cheers
>>63831913
7/1 on the sportsbook and 5.5 on the exchange because of no liquidity. no they don't
>>63831963
>>63831969
I got on it at 10/1 like 5 minutes before that post. Soz m8
New flatanon followers are embarrassing, Jamboree and one of the Irish anons from here
>>63831989
kek
HUGE
Barry Coffey surreal
need volendam goal like A I R
inb4Flatanonpost
Mackers down for the year again. Unreal.
>>63832157
>Unreal.
It's really not, think most people predicted he would be lose his winnings from that Argentina bet within the year.
>>63832161
Buy your mate some hairplugs
Need a Drumconda goal like A I R. I'm this close to throwing my cat out the window.
>>63832157
James Mckeown Now I'm back in loss, don't think half of the bets I'd have had today if not for Poland, that ruined me mentally, need to log out.
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>>63832161
>working 2 hours for a lotto bet
pmsl
>>63831629
Hope you lids got on ;)
>>63832026
What Irish guy? Also horses?
Jamboree might be dece desu, I'm up decent sums from his tips overall over the last like two days
>>63831055
pretty much accurate
>>63831072
he tipped Bhutan :^)
>>63827553
Odds are shortening now, to finish down:
Yes - 1.14
No - 5.00
>>63832246
nice one m8
For any slugs not on
>>63832205
So much air. Feel like I've had a blocked nose all day and I can finally B R E A T H E again, only down a few hundred today, surreal.
Lads, lads, lads. Let's let bygones be bygones shall we?
>Not realising Mackers makes over 12k per month from PGA mugs
>>63832363
Rome didn't fall overnight, hard to stay credible if can't turn a profit in 12 months
>>63832363
does he actually check if they all pay? i can imagine like 50% of them are there for free
>>63832363
Yeah but he pays 50% tax
>>63832427
he doesn't pay any tax, one of his lawyers found a loophole
>>63832427
Top rate of tax isn't 50% and he has an accountant
>>63830919
THANK YOU BASED ANON
Is north ireland - switzerland slags what you guys call a train?
>>63832441
He definitely pays some tax, also has to pay for the tipster app has a fair amount of outgoings I reckon
Unhealthy amounts on Flatanon
Was today the worst day of November?
Albania slags +7,5 is a special
>>63832336
Kek
>>63832668
got on a few mins after the 3rd, had to pinch myself when i saw the line
tap
>>63832336
Down insane
sink
>>63832713
>>63832668
what does special mean?
>>63832729
that you wager large sums on it
>>63832723
Just bottled my mum and chokeslammed my cat
>>63832729
4 x medium stake
HUGE on flatanon
SHAKING
On Drumcondra SW, get me a rope.
>>63832744
>>63832760
thanks
saw that line, found it suspicious, but got into north ireland-swiss o 7.5 totals @1.72. when I went back line was kill
Taking the missus on holiday (5* of course) to celebrate a great November, be a good time to get away from December shite
within a minute
how many members does pga have?
>>63832807
Actual tears
>>63832807
you guys told me to avoid chasing loses
how does this guy make so much money despite his obsessive behavior?
>>63832807
holy shit LMAO
>>63832807
fucking kerwin
>>63832807
mackers down at least 60k today. Reckon it's pushing 80.
He is also officially down for the year again.
Also k e r w i n
>>63832828
538. Probably 500 paying.
>>63832807
>NO
>NO
>NO
>NO
>NO
>NO
>>63832836
He doesnt make money any more.
He mad his money in the previous few years.
He is too shrewd to profit now.
>>63832807
macks putting on panties and about to do something he'll regret as we speak
>>63832836
He doesn't any more. Before it was easy to make money, now it's much harder and the unshrewd or irrational gamblers are left behind. He is shrewd but his mentality is all wrong
>>63832841
>>63832845
wIlL hE cAtCh Me A bIg BaSs???? xD
>>63832474
Got on O8.5 ty lid
>>63832836
James McKeown is down £1,000,000, that's One Million Pounds sine June.
Just let that sink in.
>>63832836
He made his initial money smashing bookmakers which is why the admin bets are still good because they're on UK lines you're an idiot to not follow them if you have clean accounts. He can't beat asia anymore which is why he's personally down.
Insane amounts on Drumcondra DC
>>63832774
Chased on this and not Switzerland, shaking with anger.
>>63832923
Made 500k from Asia last year
Would also be up this year but he is greedy. Won 100k on Temperley ffs.
>>63832856
>>63832885
I see, but what do you mean that it's harder to make money? I see more and more markets being open for the most absurd games, which would be impossible for bookies to give correct odds on. Or do you mean that he's being limited?
>>63832904
Is he a millionaire?
>>63832923
What do you mean smashing bookmakers? Was he abusing good lines in asian sites or something like that?
>>63832949
It's easy to make money when you have shit loads of it but the trend is downwards. He won't turn it around because asia means low ROI and he can't reconcile that with how he bets.
>>63832972
Back when 365 just started it was extremely easy to make money. They got the odds wrong frequently and didn't restrict as quickly. He could make 20k+ per account.
>>63832972
>Is he a millionaire?
Not anymore
>>63832972
He's a millionaire but not if he carries on like this for another 6 months. He's gambling roll is around 600k. Yeah he will often tip when a UK book is out of line with Asia. UK books are better at pricing now than in 2011 but still much easier to profit from.
wtb on the brazil-peru slags match lads?
>>63833009
>>63833022
>>63833024
thank you
>>63833037
there was a 3 goal handicap at the start. I think it was too much, only one out of all played matches ended with a 4 goal difference. +3 peru @2 was really safe, they quickly closed the market (couldn't bet) and readjusted
>>63832972
365 took ages to limit you, could make tens of thousands before they clocked. Now some sites can limit you just because you deposit a certain amount using a certain method. Their traders weren't very good, Iceland in particular was a goldmine. Now they have shrewder traders and also have a system where they follow the price in Asia (note that Asia trade much more low level games then they used to + with low limits so value goes quicker). Plenty I've missed but I think everyone will agree it's harder to profit these days
Definitely going paddy bashing tonight
Well guys regarding the tips I gave earlier: here it's raning like mad, so it's even safer to bet in El Tanque - Fenix u2.5 total because the pitch is the worst, will be hard, mudy and grown grass so it'll be the hoofest ballest
Defensor - River I dunno because last I saw the pitch was good, in any case I think it's safer to think that both teams will score
>>63832161
Chin up always next week Calijah lid xx
>>63832161
Tears Calijah lid, back to the shelf stacking pmsl
Drumcondra can go to hell
