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>Argentina
nth for Argie overs
Panthers cowboys over 45 is the bet lids
>>63809004
Still time for him to finish the year at a loss
Ecuador have had the last 11 da's
Fourth for can't wait to bottle Euan for aftertiming
>>63809072
Did you tip this? Or just letting us know a winning bet once it has already won? Btw if you weren't on overs in the Strongest game you're doing life very wrong.
>tfw you've staked too much and the bet is losing
>>63809157
What is Mackers on?
Might have to get a payday loan lids so I can win back my losses
fuck arg slags
>>63809157
Dullards imitating mackers style zzzz
>>63809235
The strongest -0.25
>>63809157
>NO
>>63809157
Why are PGA slugs so dramatic? They make out like every bet is a life or death matter, pretty sad desu.
ANOTHER MISSED PEN
toppest kek
ANOTHER PENALTY MISS THE STRONGEST
I AM IN TEARS
>MACKERS
>STRONGEST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>63809157
>PLEASE NOTICE ME MACKERS
STRONGEST HAVE MISSED TWO PENALTIES
STRONGEST HAVE MISSED TWO PENALTIES
PENALTIES
STRONGEST HAVE MISSED TWO PENALTIES
MACKERS GATHERING HIS THOUGHTS BEFORE POSTING
>NO
More screencaps please
>>63808954
>GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING CUNT, YOU HAVEN'T TIPPED OBERS SO WHY MAKE IT LIKE YOU ARE ON THEM. YOURE AFTERTIMING AND GENERAL CUNTISH NATURE IS WHY YOURE FUCKING DEPLORED BY EVERY MEMEBER OF THIS BOARD, PLEASE DIE YOU INSUFFERABLE, MONUMENTAL CUNT. CANT WAIT TO BOTTLE YOU, FUCKING CUNT. GET FUCKED.
He's a total cunt but nobody needs to be bottled
It's over
>>63809327
Always nice to see Danny Robinson down
>>63809354
Until the chase in 30 minutes
>>63809376
This
Can't stand the cunt
>>63809354
I was on this (even though >The Strongest away) but I'm not really mad because this is hilarious
Mackers retirement when?
>2 missed penalties in one game
The only way you could script it better is if they had lost.
FINNIE PACKING BAGS
>>63809438
pmsl
Why do people follow Mackers? Watched this game and it's been a coin toss, no way the Strongest were a large.
>>63809438
>starting with £99 instead of 100
top slug
>>63809438
tears
>>63809354
all the PGA obsession is weird and over the top but this is pretty fucking hilarious
So you guys are actually members of the group?
>>63809438
Literally in tears
>>63809561
Mackers is always worth a £25 a month punt lid
>>63809463
Only a handful of people are.
>>63809438
>IMAGINE
>blindly putting 81% of your roll on a Mackers South American tip
kinda feel bad for the guy but still... that's just retarded
>>63809561
I'm in PGA, Deluxe, MT, IBT, and BT/J West UAC Tipping
Some of my most enjoyable games have been Mackers losses, they're always comical like the time Bolivia lost to Uruguay even with the A L T I T U D E there's been plenty of others, with missed pens, unlucky red cards and the like. It's great seeing him suffer as a neutral,
>>63809599
Totally agree
>>63809463
It was a large because he's chasing, he's barely in profit for the year but stat pads on 365 to keep the customers
>>63809599
I think he knows people pay for the drama of it all, he likes to over extrapolate bets and make out like they're so important, I'm sure he doesn't actually get any satisfaction from typing out
BOOOOOOOOOM
or
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
on comments.
Why do people hate Mackers? He seems like a pretty sound guy really.
Reminder that waynes world is now starting on comedy entral
Is this Rossy in Mackers cover photo or a lookalike?
>>63809696
I don't hate him I just enjoy seeing him suffer.
>>63809656
His admin is solid, he's ok in asia. If he just level staked all his asian bets and didn't chase he'd be fine, he sets stupidly high targets, if he averaged just under 3k a day he'd be fine. No point telling him though as he clearly has problems, how he's got this far as a gambler without being able to accept losses is a miracle.
>>63809696
success breeds jealousy
>>63809714
Newnes you fat cunt
>>63809714
That's Ross yeah
>>63809696
Don't really dislike him which is the strange thing, just fun seeing the drama.
>>63809714
I spot ROSSY BOY, NEWNES and is that Lux in the back with the guy in the blue shirt?
>ARGENTINA
Going to hang myself. Hopefully will time it right so just as I start to lose consciousness this sound plays one last time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zojssXeghqY
>>63809729
>he's ok in asia
He never tips asian site bets and he's down 1m in asia in the last 5 months.
>>63809599
did he really bet for bolivia to win against uruguay?
god damn the dude really is clueless in south american matches
>>63809729
Can't bet on admin so don't care about that. He got this far because he's compulsive and ballsy with stakes which could also be his undoing. He was down for the year until a week ago which means it can swing back.
>>63809714
>Being the sort of group who think it's #classy to have some tart bring over an oversized bottle of pleb tier vodka with sparklers and paying 1k for the privilege.
Wow, maybe some club trash will talk with you and you can invite them to your table.
Itching
>>63809788
A L T I T U D E
Topping up on Argentina 0 from here, I think all of you complaining slugs need to just trust me on this. As I said, I know Argentinian female youth football and I can guarantee Argentina will not lose this game, Ecuador are pathetic slugs with a defence looser than Euan's mum's growler.
>>63809788
It was when Bolivia were home though which wasn't unreasonable
>Hernando Siles
>Not an absolute fucking fortress
Pick one
>>63809786
Triggered. My whole body tenses up when I hear that sounds, pretty scary.
>>63809788
Yeah lid. Not heard of A L T I T U D E? Literally only Mackers knows about it.
>>63809787
He only bets himself in asia, all his main group bets will be bets in asia. Yeah good point but he built up that money in the first place through betting in asia?
Large staking Breidablik DNB
>>63809838
>>63809841
>>63809886
bolivia was literally the strongest and 3 players from other local teams
main players had abandoned the team and it was likely they'd turn over their coach because he was shit talking them for months before the match, or at the very least be demotivated as fuck
besides that uruguay's defense is probably one of the best in the world
I'm not saying that uruguay would win, but betting on bolivia unders would never be a safe bet
altitude is cool and all but bolivia is simply a bad team. altitude only counts when teams are even, that's why for example ecuador, liga de quito, tijuana, are almost unbeatable at home
>>63809930
>altitude only counts when teams are even
Ever heard of a team called Bhutan?
>>63809930
aftertiming not intended btw, I didn't even bet for that match
the only nt bet I did here was uruguay unders against chile
>>63809958
I know about the bhutan meme but to be a bit serious I'm talking about south america. it would be silly to use the same reasoning for different leagues, imagine different continents, not to talk about the difference in skill levels between bhutan and south american teams. using the same reasoning for bolivia and bhutan is almost as bad as doing it for different sports. but seeing all this talk about mackers it wouldn't be a surprise
>>63809958
B H U T A N
>>63810033
Clueless.
Are the panthers being good a meme
>No One Likes Us, We Don't Care - American Hooligans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y70kMNozInY
THIS ISN'T A PARODY
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
Is topping up Napoli under 1.5 bold
>>63810063
yes
>>63810062
if you say so
Large staking o0.5 in the KR game, it's scandalous how no one has scored yet.
>>63810033
>During 2006, 2010 and 2014 World Cup qualifyings together, Bolivia had ten home wins and eight home draws, and only two away draws and no away win.
Sure seems like altitude makes quite a difference
>>63810080
no, they miss a lot of key players and brugge's keeper has had 5 consecutive clean sheets the past two months
>>63809895
down a cunt, cheers.
>>63810130
BRAINS
>>63810241
Not on only on dnb zzz bottling you if I don't get a refund. How dare you boom it when it means you're other bet will loss most likely of all
>>63810173
I said it does, but it's because they also had good teams. this time not only they had their worst nt in history (the strongest and some other local shitters), players were also demotivated as hell and probably even wanted to lose on purpose to fire the manager
besides that, uruguay literally always win the first match of the qualifiers
>>63810174
Missed the odds as I typed.
>>63810276
That wasn't me who boomed it, I only HUP my bets. Surely another goal is coming and it looks like it'll be Breidablik.
Put the house up for mortgage because of arg slags lads. Lost so much
>>63810068
MetaKnight theme song
Need liverpool corners like air
>>63810333
Need bread and milk beyond, thousands on this chasing, so stupid
NEED an Argentina equaliser like AIR.
>>63810559
THIS
>>63810551
Just squandered an open goal
>>63810282
also it's silly to take into account any matches from 5 years ago or older. the performance of the teams is extremely inconsistent, even more during qualifiers, hardly any team other than arg/bra qualifies to two consecutive wcs. teams are adapting more and more to altitude, and so
I'll stop now but really, stop sucking mackers' dick. my job is literally to provide data on south american matches for macks to lose money on
need argentina goal like A I R
>>63810575
IBC 11/26 9:16:46 PM
[0:0] KR Reykjavik -VS- Breidablik
Breidablik [0.0] @ 1.70 EU
CLUB FRIENDLY
FT Handicap 857 EUR
ID: 6414624012 RUNNING
ISN 11/26 9:16:46 PM
[0:0] KR Reykjavik -VS- Breidablik
Breidablik [0.0] @ 1.72 EU
CLUB FRIENDLY
FT Handicap 453 EUR
ID: 6414625097 RUNNING
bye
A I R gods - please grant us your favour with a refund in the Argentina slags game.
>>63810581
>stop sucking mackers' dick
Literally nobody is, at most people have said the Bolivia v Uruguay bet wasn't a terrible one which I'd agree with despite what you're saying.
>NO
>NO
>NO
>NO
>NO
DAC
A
C
fucking slags
Can someone explain the pre-match odds on the Carolina vs Dallas game? How can it be so even if Carolina is unbeaten all season and Dallas is 3-7?
>>63810731
people are buying into the cowboys are good meme (including me), technically they are 3-0 with romo
>>63810731
romo back, dallas at home on thanksgiving
>>63810731
People have an almost cultlike delusional belief in tony romo
Tfw just woke up and missed being DAC
does tesco sell rope?
>>63810731
>muh Romo
>muh 10-0
The line has moved frequently back and forth but always around evens. It's just people putting their money where the hype is and the bookies will make a killing
It's even because people expect Carolina to fuck up soon and because the three wins that Dallas have are the only games where Romo was playing
Strange how there's not many posts after the Argentina bet lost. Not a lot of gloating. Stupid cunts, ruined my livelihood here. If I find the wet blanket who tipped this shite I will find you and I will bottle you.
>>63810817
I've been too busy planning my suicide
NEED A VIENNA GOAL LIKE AIR DESU
TEARS if you weren't on overs tbqh
>>63810817
Love to see you try you sad little dullard.
>>63810817
Wasn't even on.
Only averaging £833 a day this month zzzzzzzzzzzzz need bubblegums
Early but over45 looks good
SMACKED OVER 4.5 IN ANGER AIR ABSOLUTE FUCKING AIR
A I R
I
R
UNREAL SUMS ON OVERS
post argie slags
Never been down this much before, cannot spake
On an unrelated note, what do you guys think is the easiest, fastest way to kill yourself?
>made 30 euros with a 2.50 bet
All smiles tomorrow at work.
>>63811212
>tfw living life is the slowest most painful suicide
>>63811235
>>63811177
>>63811212
Long fall
>>63811244
Post Greek slags
>>63811236
not even trolling, what can you do with 30 euros on bulgaria?
Whats the bet to recoup arg slags losses lids?
>>63810813
>It's even because people expect Carolina to fuck up soon and because the three wins that Dallas have are the only games where Romo was playing
cam completes 57% of his passes and has trash stats outside of meme running, he's massively overrated. The panthers are the worst 10-0 team in history with a cake schedule and people are reacting to that
>>63811212
iktfb
Lost a good sum on Molde. Seemed fixed tbf
>>63811036
>stealing my gimmick
Down to 820/day after today fucking bread and milk
>>63811304
Pay for my internet and a month worth of gym or pay the power and water bill.
whats your favourite jelly bean?
>>63811336
norwegian matches are always retarded, whichever way
Can't believe how much I'm up in 2015 (twenty fifteen) 6 (six) figures now. Absolutely unreal.
Dubs decides what I throw £1k on
What is this pain? How can there be NO matches?
>>63811482
post betfair p&l
>>63811500
cowgirls
>>63811500
patriots to go undefeated and win the owl
>>63811500
POO
IN
LOO
>>63811508
Here's your you
Post phone screenshot here's mine, bad day today like :(
>>63811500
Your suicide
>>63811500
Templeton Africa
>>63811500
give the money to me
>>63811500
the next mackers stake
>>63811500
Throw £1k on my bankroll f a m
>>63811500
Hi lid, I'm the lad with 30k in British equities down like 3k on it pmsl at least I'm an unreal gambler like made that yesterday. Any stock tips? Buy low sell high am I right?
>>63811500
Blue chip ofc
>>63811500
Free month for the UAC group, been tez since you got a job you slug
>>63811500
next Ukrainian youth "fix"
>>63811500
HSBC MSCI Brazil Pmsl
>>63811500
Give it to me mum
>>63811500
Euan
>>63811500
Chelsea SW next Sunday
>>63811570
>>63811547
Interested in emerging desu
>>63811635
Have you not diversified yet lid? ffs
>literally zero dubs ITT
went 8/11 on my 11-fold EL @ 333.21
im a slug please eat me
Lads, lads, lads. There are people viewing this thread right now, who aren't getting ready to wager on doto.
R E D D I T
E
D
D
I
T
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12LUGEOsEsMG8yE4xB7IKBwVuczQ_OZOUHf20qayU0iE/edit#gid=0&vpid=A1
>>63811753
>not cashing out asap
fucking rekless
>>63811757
every tip ive ever seen you make has been a loss
>>63811757
stream wgere?
>>63811177
>>63811785
look closer then, or get your eyes checked. Getting ready to watch empire get BTFO
But i'm not posting tips. Just aftertiming. Every time I post a tip it gets the /bet/ curse on it and it loses. I'd rather just win money and then post my history to make you lids jelly as fuck.
>>63811794
twitch you mong
i just found out the greatest new thing about doto betting. You can watch the game from inside the game client and get the most real time gameplay footage. Bookies BTFO
LOL
O
L
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
>>63811834
im not a geek, howd i know
>>63811725
No point m8 rsd about diversification atm just gonna pop in 15k next tax year won't put that into UK but equities only gonna go up. Might as well be patient like
>>63811725
2 questions for you lid. What question would you ask on QT and who would win in a scrap between you and Calijah?
>>63811853
Don't they stream it on twitch
Watching a spanish stream of this handegg game. The way his says touchdown is fucking hilarious.
TOOOCH DOWNNNNNNN!
>>63812056
you can watch it on twitch. it's only about 12 seconds behind the live action which is quite good.
>>63812047
Think I'd start rattling off facts around Sharia Law and British Muslim public perception around it and ask how we can possibly expect to culturally accommodate growing numbers when their viewpoints are so adverse to the West's. Migrations figures * Radical Muslims * Law of averages = endless terror
Reckon I would take him 2bh
Reminder that the panthers opened as 1-point dogs and you didn't take literally free money
Who is that guy eating a chinabox while squatting??
>>63812359
Not so sure liddo, can't even imagine the size of those muscles from lifting all those fruit and veg
Jimmy White @ 3.00 value right now, probably not gonna win but still
any recommendations for first/last touchdown scorers for GB/Chicago later?
>>63811857
>geek
you're on 4chan.. twitch is ultra normie in comparison, and everyone knows that every e-sports stream EVER is on twitch
Wish these spotty little e-'sports' nerds would fuck off back to their caves, worse than Euan
>>63812359
Total waste of a question to be honest
>>63812490
Forte
>>63812557
We're on /sp/ brother. Dota is /vg/
>>63812359
Tory prick
we're on /bet/ buddy. If you can bet on it, it's valid discussion material.
Stick to your over/under footy bets.
DotA is a gentlemen's game.
>>63812359
Wish we could go for a pint
>>63812676
this game is 50/50. i'm value betting Empire.
>>63812653
Get off /bet/, Jeremy.
How can foreigners be better at reading comprehension than native speakers.
And you're not getting my (You)
>>63812725
go to bed metaShite
Size of that guy's head on QT, nearly as big as John Hendersons ffs
>>63812609
This desu. It's not a real sport like darts, I'm a celeb and eurovision
>>63802168
>>63802168
^Someone put a fiver on McGreal so Sky lower the odds and I can get more on please.
Lol man, the jimmies are really getting rustled here on /bet/
Someone actually took the time to go through all the old /bet/ threads and find my losing picks and make a montage. That's dedication!
>>63812700
Alright Alan (Partridge)
>>63812853
>took the time to go through all the old /bet/ threads
>implying not going to archive site and searching by username
>>63813079
instead of going through my old losing picks you should be tailing my winning ones. What did I tell you about empire? They're 7 cents now LOL
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
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>>63812853
Dude, you're just insufferable. Even though lumping big on favs isn't always an invalid approach and some of your tips were okay-ish.
>>63813160
It shouldn't be too hard to get on your winning tips with your 90% pick rate right?
>>63813167
why do you think i just lump on to the big favorites? That's the easiest way to lose your entire bank roll.
I'm telling you that the bookies are fucking clueless when it comes to doto odds. So easy to find value. I'm sorry if you are annoyed that I am making money off a video game while you're sweating out your $20 stake on over/under in 3rd division women's footy.
Don't hate the player, hate the game LOL
>>63813265
Because it's all you do, I'm not sure if you've deluded yourself into thinking you're amazing at it or what but anyone can do what you do any given weekend
>>63813265
How old are you?
>>63810731
It was Carolina-2
Free money
>>63813265
I like you.
>>63813265
/bet/ is supposed to be a nerd free zone, wish you'd respect that.
>>63813265
you're fucking clueless too
>>63813407
>nerd free
You do realise a third of /bet/ are virgins and this place has an average age of 22?
Lads, lads, lads. We could sit here all day blaming each other for my bad tips. But at the end of the day, just be happy with yourself.
PS: Very glad that they decided not to rig this handegg game. Carolina is clearly the better team and they're showing it. I was worried they might want to get the feel-good story of having Romo come back from injury, hand the panthers their first loss, and secure playoffs. It was an easy win for Carolina all along as long as the fix wasn't in.
>>63813493
fuck off
>>63813407
a nerd-free zone on 4chan. LOL
you must be joking m8
Besides, nerds are cool these days. That's why I have loads of pussy delivered to my front door every weekend LOL
Just ignore him, pretty sure nobody cares about e-sports and his tips seem tez
canada nuked when
there's very little edge in esports betting desu, the traders are shrewd/have pretty accurate models(pinnacle definitely wouldn't be laying £3k if they didn't think they knew what they were doing), and tears at the idea that they don't know that watching in-client is ahead of twitch.
Night/bet/ is supposed to be comfy, listen to this boys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUVmcKcTZ4A
Lids , lids , lids ... any plays for new years? ;)
d-do you guys want some ufc tips from a /heem/ shitposter?
>>63813756
Was going to get pissed with the Mrs and go for anal but she's up the duff now
>>63813687
watching in-client gives a major advantage because you can see whatever part of the game you want, instead of being forced to see the commentators' view.
You can pin the networth (only relevant stat) to the left side of the screen, and you can see whichever heroe's item/skill build.
I remember one game I assumed Tiny was building an agh's, and placed my bet based on this assumption. Then, 5 minutes later i find out he built a fucking shadow blade instead. If I would've known he was building a shadow blade i never would have bet! Not going to be an issue for me anymore. I strictly monitor these games from in-client now.
Caroline Lucas and Dianne Abbott next week surreal. Can already feel Jamie seething
>>63813783
Theres usually a few other UFC tippers when an event is on
>>63813756
Probably shit post and research new year games
who /riBer/ here
>>63813783
Yes, please
>>63813806
There are some decent lines on the upcoming card (starts early too, UK 10am I think)
anyway I like
Favourites:
Collier
Tae Huyn Bang
Serrano (can throw Dong Huyn Kim to boost the odds)
Underdogs:
Sicilia
Mina
really liking Vega's draft on map 2 lads.
Waiting for that juicy odd and then BOOM triggering.
>>63813856
Utter
TEARS lads, i don't think I'll have a chance to catch vega at a nice odd. Steam roll inc.
>Lions smash
>Cam dancin on dem niggas
>Romo ded
Top 3 thanksgiving
1 more td baby
Why did tinder get rid of moments?
Absolute TEARS if you didn't bet the mortgage on Carolina to cover
This is why south american football is great
Huracan who last year were in the second division on the verge of a continental final
>initially thought cowgirls were dogshit even with romo, and was going to go large on panthers
>then fell for the cowgirls are good meme because of twitter
T-there's no way puckers will lose to bears r-right? I can just go large on puckers ML to cover my lossees r-right?
>>63814774
Sudamericana is europa league of the SA
>>63809081
REMINDER: you could have gotten on this
>>63814955
packers are a guaranteed W. Bet the house, buy a 2nd house with the winnings.
>>63813906
How did that work out for you?
>missed out on putting a mortgage on Lions -3.5
>too nervous about this one to make any bets before the game
>went mad on halftime bets
I got overs, Panthers -17.5 and a half one that'll win if they don't wimp out and get another TD.
Makes me feel a little better for not making the Lions bet.
>>63815146
lol, didn't end up betting. The odds were horribly low at the start. And then there was a massive turning point and I no longer favored Vega. $0 profit/loss on that game. Could've been ugly though.
>>63814996
I know
>>63813883
here it is senpai
>>63813893
>>63814955
>>63815049
packers aren't going to lose to a division rival twice in a row at lambeau. lock it.
>tfw gay guys find you really attractive but most girls dont
whats the difference here?
>>63814955
>I can just go large on puckers ML to cover my lossees r-right?
of course
>>63815267
Deposit more and lump on. This is a lock lads
