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Previous thread: >>63794101

>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
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First
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1-1 STRONGEST
PLEASE SCORE AGAIN
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Good sub and sub sub editions
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>Argentina
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nth for Argie overs
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Panthers cowboys over 45 is the bet lids
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>>63809004

Still time for him to finish the year at a loss
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Ecuador have had the last 11 da's
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Fourth for can't wait to bottle Euan for aftertiming
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>>63809072
Did you tip this? Or just letting us know a winning bet once it has already won? Btw if you weren't on overs in the Strongest game you're doing life very wrong.
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>tfw you've staked too much and the bet is losing
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>>63809157

NO
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>>63809157

What is Mackers on?
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Might have to get a payday loan lids so I can win back my losses

fuck arg slags
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>>63809157
Dullards imitating mackers style zzzz
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>>63809235

The strongest -0.25
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>>63809157
>NO
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>>63809157
Why are PGA slugs so dramatic? They make out like every bet is a life or death matter, pretty sad desu.
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ANOTHER MISSED PEN
toppest kek
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ANOTHER PENALTY MISS THE STRONGEST
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I AM IN TEARS
>MACKERS
>STRONGEST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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>>63809157

>PLEASE NOTICE ME MACKERS
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STRONGEST HAVE MISSED TWO PENALTIES

STRONGEST HAVE MISSED TWO PENALTIES
PENALTIES

STRONGEST HAVE MISSED TWO PENALTIES

MACKERS GATHERING HIS THOUGHTS BEFORE POSTING
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>NO
More screencaps please
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>>63808954
>GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING CUNT, YOU HAVEN'T TIPPED OBERS SO WHY MAKE IT LIKE YOU ARE ON THEM. YOURE AFTERTIMING AND GENERAL CUNTISH NATURE IS WHY YOURE FUCKING DEPLORED BY EVERY MEMEBER OF THIS BOARD, PLEASE DIE YOU INSUFFERABLE, MONUMENTAL CUNT. CANT WAIT TO BOTTLE YOU, FUCKING CUNT. GET FUCKED.
He's a total cunt but nobody needs to be bottled
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It's over
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>>63809327
Always nice to see Danny Robinson down
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>>63809354

Until the chase in 30 minutes
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>>63809376

This

Can't stand the cunt
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>>63809354
I was on this (even though >The Strongest away) but I'm not really mad because this is hilarious
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Mackers retirement when?
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>2 missed penalties in one game

The only way you could script it better is if they had lost.
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FINNIE PACKING BAGS
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>>63809438
pmsl
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Why do people follow Mackers? Watched this game and it's been a coin toss, no way the Strongest were a large.
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>>63809438
>starting with £99 instead of 100
top slug
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>>63809438
tears
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>>63809354
all the PGA obsession is weird and over the top but this is pretty fucking hilarious
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So you guys are actually members of the group?
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>>63809438

Literally in tears
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>>63809561
Mackers is always worth a £25 a month punt lid
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>>63809463
Only a handful of people are.
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>>63809438
>IMAGINE
>blindly putting 81% of your roll on a Mackers South American tip
kinda feel bad for the guy but still... that's just retarded
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>>63809561

I'm in PGA, Deluxe, MT, IBT, and BT/J West UAC Tipping
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Some of my most enjoyable games have been Mackers losses, they're always comical like the time Bolivia lost to Uruguay even with the A L T I T U D E there's been plenty of others, with missed pens, unlucky red cards and the like. It's great seeing him suffer as a neutral,
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>>63809599
Totally agree
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>>63809463

It was a large because he's chasing, he's barely in profit for the year but stat pads on 365 to keep the customers
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>>63809599
I think he knows people pay for the drama of it all, he likes to over extrapolate bets and make out like they're so important, I'm sure he doesn't actually get any satisfaction from typing out
BOOOOOOOOOM
or
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

on comments.
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Why do people hate Mackers? He seems like a pretty sound guy really.
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Reminder that waynes world is now starting on comedy entral
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Is this Rossy in Mackers cover photo or a lookalike?
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>>63809696
I don't hate him I just enjoy seeing him suffer.
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>>63809656
His admin is solid, he's ok in asia. If he just level staked all his asian bets and didn't chase he'd be fine, he sets stupidly high targets, if he averaged just under 3k a day he'd be fine. No point telling him though as he clearly has problems, how he's got this far as a gambler without being able to accept losses is a miracle.
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>>63809696
success breeds jealousy
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>>63809714
Newnes you fat cunt
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>>63809714
That's Ross yeah
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>>63809696
Don't really dislike him which is the strange thing, just fun seeing the drama.
>>63809714
I spot ROSSY BOY, NEWNES and is that Lux in the back with the guy in the blue shirt?
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>ARGENTINA
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Going to hang myself. Hopefully will time it right so just as I start to lose consciousness this sound plays one last time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zojssXeghqY
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>>63809729
>he's ok in asia
He never tips asian site bets and he's down 1m in asia in the last 5 months.
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>>63809599
did he really bet for bolivia to win against uruguay?

god damn the dude really is clueless in south american matches
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>>63809729

Can't bet on admin so don't care about that. He got this far because he's compulsive and ballsy with stakes which could also be his undoing. He was down for the year until a week ago which means it can swing back.
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>>63809714
>Being the sort of group who think it's #classy to have some tart bring over an oversized bottle of pleb tier vodka with sparklers and paying 1k for the privilege.

Wow, maybe some club trash will talk with you and you can invite them to your table.
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Itching
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>>63809788
A L T I T U D E
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Topping up on Argentina 0 from here, I think all of you complaining slugs need to just trust me on this. As I said, I know Argentinian female youth football and I can guarantee Argentina will not lose this game, Ecuador are pathetic slugs with a defence looser than Euan's mum's growler.
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>>63809788
It was when Bolivia were home though which wasn't unreasonable
>Hernando Siles
>Not an absolute fucking fortress
Pick one
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>>63809786
Triggered. My whole body tenses up when I hear that sounds, pretty scary.
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>>63809788
Yeah lid. Not heard of A L T I T U D E? Literally only Mackers knows about it.
>>63809787
He only bets himself in asia, all his main group bets will be bets in asia. Yeah good point but he built up that money in the first place through betting in asia?
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Large staking Breidablik DNB
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>>63809838
>>63809841
>>63809886
bolivia was literally the strongest and 3 players from other local teams

main players had abandoned the team and it was likely they'd turn over their coach because he was shit talking them for months before the match, or at the very least be demotivated as fuck

besides that uruguay's defense is probably one of the best in the world

I'm not saying that uruguay would win, but betting on bolivia unders would never be a safe bet

altitude is cool and all but bolivia is simply a bad team. altitude only counts when teams are even, that's why for example ecuador, liga de quito, tijuana, are almost unbeatable at home
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>>63809930
>altitude only counts when teams are even

Ever heard of a team called Bhutan?
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>>63809930
aftertiming not intended btw, I didn't even bet for that match

the only nt bet I did here was uruguay unders against chile

>>63809958
I know about the bhutan meme but to be a bit serious I'm talking about south america. it would be silly to use the same reasoning for different leagues, imagine different continents, not to talk about the difference in skill levels between bhutan and south american teams. using the same reasoning for bolivia and bhutan is almost as bad as doing it for different sports. but seeing all this talk about mackers it wouldn't be a surprise
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>>63809958
B H U T A N
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>>63810033
Clueless.
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Are the panthers being good a meme
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>No One Likes Us, We Don't Care - American Hooligans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y70kMNozInY

THIS ISN'T A PARODY

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
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Is topping up Napoli under 1.5 bold
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>>63810063
yes
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>>63810062
if you say so
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Large staking o0.5 in the KR game, it's scandalous how no one has scored yet.
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>>63810033
>During 2006, 2010 and 2014 World Cup qualifyings together, Bolivia had ten home wins and eight home draws, and only two away draws and no away win.
Sure seems like altitude makes quite a difference
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>>63810080
no, they miss a lot of key players and brugge's keeper has had 5 consecutive clean sheets the past two months
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>>63809895
down a cunt, cheers.
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>>63810130
BRAINS
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>>63810241
Not on only on dnb zzz bottling you if I don't get a refund. How dare you boom it when it means you're other bet will loss most likely of all
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>>63810173
I said it does, but it's because they also had good teams. this time not only they had their worst nt in history (the strongest and some other local shitters), players were also demotivated as hell and probably even wanted to lose on purpose to fire the manager

besides that, uruguay literally always win the first match of the qualifiers
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>>63810174

Missed the odds as I typed.
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>>63810276
That wasn't me who boomed it, I only HUP my bets. Surely another goal is coming and it looks like it'll be Breidablik.
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Put the house up for mortgage because of arg slags lads. Lost so much
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>>63810068

MetaKnight theme song
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Need liverpool corners like air
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>>63810333
Need bread and milk beyond, thousands on this chasing, so stupid
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NEED an Argentina equaliser like AIR.
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>>63810559
THIS
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>>63810551
Just squandered an open goal
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>>63810282
also it's silly to take into account any matches from 5 years ago or older. the performance of the teams is extremely inconsistent, even more during qualifiers, hardly any team other than arg/bra qualifies to two consecutive wcs. teams are adapting more and more to altitude, and so

I'll stop now but really, stop sucking mackers' dick. my job is literally to provide data on south american matches for macks to lose money on
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need argentina goal like A I R
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>>63810575
IBC 11/26 9:16:46 PM
[0:0] KR Reykjavik -VS- Breidablik
Breidablik [0.0] @ 1.70 EU
CLUB FRIENDLY
FT Handicap 857 EUR
ID: 6414624012 RUNNING
ISN 11/26 9:16:46 PM
[0:0] KR Reykjavik -VS- Breidablik
Breidablik [0.0] @ 1.72 EU
CLUB FRIENDLY
FT Handicap 453 EUR
ID: 6414625097 RUNNING
bye
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A I R gods - please grant us your favour with a refund in the Argentina slags game.
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>>63810581
>stop sucking mackers' dick
Literally nobody is, at most people have said the Bolivia v Uruguay bet wasn't a terrible one which I'd agree with despite what you're saying.
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>NO
>NO
>NO
>NO
>NO
>>
DAC
A
C
fucking slags
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Can someone explain the pre-match odds on the Carolina vs Dallas game? How can it be so even if Carolina is unbeaten all season and Dallas is 3-7?
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>>63810731
people are buying into the cowboys are good meme (including me), technically they are 3-0 with romo
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>>63810731
romo back, dallas at home on thanksgiving
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>>63810731
People have an almost cultlike delusional belief in tony romo
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Tfw just woke up and missed being DAC
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does tesco sell rope?
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>>63810731
>muh Romo
>muh 10-0
The line has moved frequently back and forth but always around evens. It's just people putting their money where the hype is and the bookies will make a killing

It's even because people expect Carolina to fuck up soon and because the three wins that Dallas have are the only games where Romo was playing
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Strange how there's not many posts after the Argentina bet lost. Not a lot of gloating. Stupid cunts, ruined my livelihood here. If I find the wet blanket who tipped this shite I will find you and I will bottle you.
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>>63810817
I've been too busy planning my suicide
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NEED A VIENNA GOAL LIKE AIR DESU
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TEARS if you weren't on overs tbqh
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>>63810817
Love to see you try you sad little dullard.
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>>63810817

Wasn't even on.
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Only averaging £833 a day this month zzzzzzzzzzzzz need bubblegums
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Early but over45 looks good
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SMACKED OVER 4.5 IN ANGER AIR ABSOLUTE FUCKING AIR


A I R
I
R
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UNREAL SUMS ON OVERS
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post argie slags
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Never been down this much before, cannot spake
On an unrelated note, what do you guys think is the easiest, fastest way to kill yourself?
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>made 30 euros with a 2.50 bet

All smiles tomorrow at work.
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>>63811212
>tfw living life is the slowest most painful suicide
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>>63811235
>>63811177
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>>63811212
Long fall
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>>63811244
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Post Greek slags
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>>63811236
not even trolling, what can you do with 30 euros on bulgaria?
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Whats the bet to recoup arg slags losses lids?
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>>63810813
>It's even because people expect Carolina to fuck up soon and because the three wins that Dallas have are the only games where Romo was playing
cam completes 57% of his passes and has trash stats outside of meme running, he's massively overrated. The panthers are the worst 10-0 team in history with a cake schedule and people are reacting to that
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>>63811212
iktfb
>>
Lost a good sum on Molde. Seemed fixed tbf
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>>63811036
>stealing my gimmick
Down to 820/day after today fucking bread and milk
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>>63811304

Pay for my internet and a month worth of gym or pay the power and water bill.
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whats your favourite jelly bean?
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>>63811336
norwegian matches are always retarded, whichever way
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Can't believe how much I'm up in 2015 (twenty fifteen) 6 (six) figures now. Absolutely unreal.
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Dubs decides what I throw £1k on
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What is this pain? How can there be NO matches?
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>>63811482

post betfair p&l
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>>63811500
cowgirls
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>>63811500
patriots to go undefeated and win the owl
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>>63811500
POO
IN
LOO
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>>63811508
Here's your you
Post phone screenshot here's mine, bad day today like :(
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>>63811500

Your suicide
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>>63811500
Templeton Africa
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>>63811500
give the money to me
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>>63811500
the next mackers stake
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>>63811500
Throw £1k on my bankroll f a m
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>>63811500
Me
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>>63811500
Hi lid, I'm the lad with 30k in British equities down like 3k on it pmsl at least I'm an unreal gambler like made that yesterday. Any stock tips? Buy low sell high am I right?
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>>63811500
Blue chip ofc
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>>63811500
Free month for the UAC group, been tez since you got a job you slug
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>>63811500

next Ukrainian youth "fix"
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>>63811500
HSBC MSCI Brazil Pmsl
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>>63811500
Give it to me mum
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>>63811500

Euan
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>>63811500
Chelsea SW next Sunday
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>>63811570
>>63811547
Interested in emerging desu

>>63811635
Have you not diversified yet lid? ffs
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>literally zero dubs ITT
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went 8/11 on my 11-fold EL @ 333.21

im a slug please eat me
>>
Lads, lads, lads. There are people viewing this thread right now, who aren't getting ready to wager on doto.
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R E D D I T
E
D
D
I
T

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12LUGEOsEsMG8yE4xB7IKBwVuczQ_OZOUHf20qayU0iE/edit#gid=0&vpid=A1
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>>63811753
>not cashing out asap

fucking rekless
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>>63811757
every tip ive ever seen you make has been a loss
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>>63811757

stream wgere?
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>>63811177
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>>63811785
look closer then, or get your eyes checked. Getting ready to watch empire get BTFO

But i'm not posting tips. Just aftertiming. Every time I post a tip it gets the /bet/ curse on it and it loses. I'd rather just win money and then post my history to make you lids jelly as fuck.
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>>63811794
twitch you mong
>>
i just found out the greatest new thing about doto betting. You can watch the game from inside the game client and get the most real time gameplay footage. Bookies BTFO

LOL
O
L

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
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>>63811834

im not a geek, howd i know
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>>63811725
No point m8 rsd about diversification atm just gonna pop in 15k next tax year won't put that into UK but equities only gonna go up. Might as well be patient like
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>>63811725
2 questions for you lid. What question would you ask on QT and who would win in a scrap between you and Calijah?
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>>63811853
Don't they stream it on twitch
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Watching a spanish stream of this handegg game. The way his says touchdown is fucking hilarious.

TOOOCH DOWNNNNNNN!
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>>63812056
you can watch it on twitch. it's only about 12 seconds behind the live action which is quite good.
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>>63812047
Think I'd start rattling off facts around Sharia Law and British Muslim public perception around it and ask how we can possibly expect to culturally accommodate growing numbers when their viewpoints are so adverse to the West's. Migrations figures * Radical Muslims * Law of averages = endless terror

Reckon I would take him 2bh
>>
Reminder that the panthers opened as 1-point dogs and you didn't take literally free money
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Who is that guy eating a chinabox while squatting??
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>>63812359
Not so sure liddo, can't even imagine the size of those muscles from lifting all those fruit and veg
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Jimmy White @ 3.00 value right now, probably not gonna win but still
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any recommendations for first/last touchdown scorers for GB/Chicago later?
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>>63811857
>geek
you're on 4chan.. twitch is ultra normie in comparison, and everyone knows that every e-sports stream EVER is on twitch
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Wish these spotty little e-'sports' nerds would fuck off back to their caves, worse than Euan
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>>63812359

Total waste of a question to be honest
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>>63812490
Forte
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>>63812557

We're on /sp/ brother. Dota is /vg/
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>>63812359
Tory prick
>>
we're on /bet/ buddy. If you can bet on it, it's valid discussion material.

Stick to your over/under footy bets.

DotA is a gentlemen's game.
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>>63812359
Wish we could go for a pint
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>>63812676
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this game is 50/50. i'm value betting Empire.
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>>63812653

Get off /bet/, Jeremy.
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How can foreigners be better at reading comprehension than native speakers.

And you're not getting my (You)
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>>63812725
go to bed metaShite
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Size of that guy's head on QT, nearly as big as John Hendersons ffs
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>>63812609
This desu. It's not a real sport like darts, I'm a celeb and eurovision
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>>63802168
>>63802168

^Someone put a fiver on McGreal so Sky lower the odds and I can get more on please.
>>
Lol man, the jimmies are really getting rustled here on /bet/

Someone actually took the time to go through all the old /bet/ threads and find my losing picks and make a montage. That's dedication!
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>>63812700
Alright Alan (Partridge)
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>>63812853
>took the time to go through all the old /bet/ threads
>implying not going to archive site and searching by username
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>>63813079
instead of going through my old losing picks you should be tailing my winning ones. What did I tell you about empire? They're 7 cents now LOL

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
E
E
A
S
E
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>>63812853

Dude, you're just insufferable. Even though lumping big on favs isn't always an invalid approach and some of your tips were okay-ish.
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>>63813160
It shouldn't be too hard to get on your winning tips with your 90% pick rate right?
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>>63813167
why do you think i just lump on to the big favorites? That's the easiest way to lose your entire bank roll.

I'm telling you that the bookies are fucking clueless when it comes to doto odds. So easy to find value. I'm sorry if you are annoyed that I am making money off a video game while you're sweating out your $20 stake on over/under in 3rd division women's footy.

Don't hate the player, hate the game LOL
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>>63813265
Because it's all you do, I'm not sure if you've deluded yourself into thinking you're amazing at it or what but anyone can do what you do any given weekend
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>>63813265
How old are you?
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>>63810731
It was Carolina-2
Free money
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>>63813265

I like you.
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>>63813265
/bet/ is supposed to be a nerd free zone, wish you'd respect that.
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>>63813265
you're fucking clueless too
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>>63813407
>nerd free

You do realise a third of /bet/ are virgins and this place has an average age of 22?
>>
Lads, lads, lads. We could sit here all day blaming each other for my bad tips. But at the end of the day, just be happy with yourself.

PS: Very glad that they decided not to rig this handegg game. Carolina is clearly the better team and they're showing it. I was worried they might want to get the feel-good story of having Romo come back from injury, hand the panthers their first loss, and secure playoffs. It was an easy win for Carolina all along as long as the fix wasn't in.
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>>63813493
fuck off
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>>63813407
a nerd-free zone on 4chan. LOL

you must be joking m8

Besides, nerds are cool these days. That's why I have loads of pussy delivered to my front door every weekend LOL
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Just ignore him, pretty sure nobody cares about e-sports and his tips seem tez
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canada nuked when
>>
there's very little edge in esports betting desu, the traders are shrewd/have pretty accurate models(pinnacle definitely wouldn't be laying £3k if they didn't think they knew what they were doing), and tears at the idea that they don't know that watching in-client is ahead of twitch.
>>
Night/bet/ is supposed to be comfy, listen to this boys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUVmcKcTZ4A
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Lids , lids , lids ... any plays for new years? ;)
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d-do you guys want some ufc tips from a /heem/ shitposter?
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>>63813756
Was going to get pissed with the Mrs and go for anal but she's up the duff now
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>>63813687
watching in-client gives a major advantage because you can see whatever part of the game you want, instead of being forced to see the commentators' view.

You can pin the networth (only relevant stat) to the left side of the screen, and you can see whichever heroe's item/skill build.

I remember one game I assumed Tiny was building an agh's, and placed my bet based on this assumption. Then, 5 minutes later i find out he built a fucking shadow blade instead. If I would've known he was building a shadow blade i never would have bet! Not going to be an issue for me anymore. I strictly monitor these games from in-client now.
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Caroline Lucas and Dianne Abbott next week surreal. Can already feel Jamie seething
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>>63813783

Theres usually a few other UFC tippers when an event is on
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>>63813756

Probably shit post and research new year games
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who /riBer/ here
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>>63813783

Yes, please
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>>63813806

There are some decent lines on the upcoming card (starts early too, UK 10am I think)

anyway I like

Favourites:

Collier
Tae Huyn Bang
Serrano (can throw Dong Huyn Kim to boost the odds)

Underdogs:
Sicilia
Mina
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really liking Vega's draft on map 2 lads.

Waiting for that juicy odd and then BOOM triggering.
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>>63813856
Utter
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TEARS lads, i don't think I'll have a chance to catch vega at a nice odd. Steam roll inc.
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>Lions smash
>Cam dancin on dem niggas
>Romo ded
Top 3 thanksgiving
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1 more td baby
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Why did tinder get rid of moments?
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Absolute TEARS if you didn't bet the mortgage on Carolina to cover
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This is why south american football is great

Huracan who last year were in the second division on the verge of a continental final
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>initially thought cowgirls were dogshit even with romo, and was going to go large on panthers
>then fell for the cowgirls are good meme because of twitter
T-there's no way puckers will lose to bears r-right? I can just go large on puckers ML to cover my lossees r-right?
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>>63814774
Sudamericana is europa league of the SA
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>>63809081
REMINDER: you could have gotten on this
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>>63814955
packers are a guaranteed W. Bet the house, buy a 2nd house with the winnings.
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>>63813906
How did that work out for you?
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>missed out on putting a mortgage on Lions -3.5
>too nervous about this one to make any bets before the game
>went mad on halftime bets

I got overs, Panthers -17.5 and a half one that'll win if they don't wimp out and get another TD.

Makes me feel a little better for not making the Lions bet.
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>>63815146
lol, didn't end up betting. The odds were horribly low at the start. And then there was a massive turning point and I no longer favored Vega. $0 profit/loss on that game. Could've been ugly though.
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>>63814996
I know
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>>63813883

here it is senpai

>>63813893
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>>63814955
>>63815049
packers aren't going to lose to a division rival twice in a row at lambeau. lock it.
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>tfw gay guys find you really attractive but most girls dont

whats the difference here?
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>>63814955
>I can just go large on puckers ML to cover my lossees r-right?
of course
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>>63815267
Deposit more and lump on. This is a lock lads
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shaking at some of these black Friday deals here lads
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>>63815049
only nonshitpost I've ever read for you, hope everything lines up and puckers btfo bears
>>63815250
>>63815267
>>63815307
let's hope godgers shows up today for favre
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>>63815336
>tfw have everything I need but feel I need to buy something for the #value
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>>63815336
tempted by the PS4 £207 with Fifa and uncharted but it will pretty much be a FIFA machine
>>
Get on Pumas
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>>63815549
For what purpose?
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got on packers ml and spread so i can suffer/celebrate with my /bet/bros
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got £30 on a James Jones TD at Chicago @ GB at 11/10 lads. did i just waste my money?
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>>63815628
Off to a good start
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>>63815680
assuming it's just TD any time, then it's ok
jones/cobb/richard rodgers are the primary targets so there's a good chance
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>>63815337
>>63815628
>>63815728
in it together lads
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>>63815680
had to convert the odds but it's not a bad bet. I'd peg him scoring a TD at about 50%
>>
Any news on matthews and or other key players for packers tonight?
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>>63815824
davante adams and eddie lacy both probable, nothing about clay matthews
>
Packers declared WR Ty Montgomery, QB Brett Hundley, DB Micah Hyde, RB Alonzo Harris, LB Andy Mulumba, C Corey Linsley, and WR Jared Abbrederis inactive for Week 12 against the Bears.
http://www.rotoworld.com/teams/clubhouse/nfl/gb/green-bay-packers
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Do I get on or just go to bed?
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>>63815900
Bet on it. If it loses, I will refund your stake in return for your Skybet account
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>>63815936
Think its already pretty limited tbqh Euan, those stupid enhanced accys they only let me put on £2.50
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>>63815900
Take the line instead, too many variables in that bet
>>63815874
Im getting on another fiver thanks mate, spread now at -7.5
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Dumped another $100 on GB ML, now at $350. Largest bet I've ever made by like $150.

Shaking lads, going to take the parents on a walk and go see James Bond.
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>yfwdbbtgbp
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Why bother with the ML? You think the bears (cutler) will keep it close?
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>>63816317
>yfwdbbtgbp
pic related

also, I hate myself for knowing exactly what you were saying
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>>63816409
cutler has autism powers and a cannon for an arm like eli, you simply can never be sure
>>
da burrrrrrrs
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>>63816409
>m-muh fix and refball
wouldn't be absurd to think refball makes it a close game because it's the last one on thanksgiving and that the last two are blowout one sided games
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>>63816409
>Why bother with the ML? You think the bears (cutler) will keep it close?
Not really.

But Cutler and the bears are playing a bit better plus they get Forte and Jeffery back. Plus the Packers haven't been playing incredibly well and division rivalries are weird.

Then there's the fact that McCarthy could decide to do something incredibly stupid like FUCKING THAT.
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lol what the fuck was that call at midfield?
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>mccarthy playcalling
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>>63816411
I don't usually save reaction images but that's fucking brilliant

I'm waiting for HT to bet small on a comeback. Some crazy shit's going to happen
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>>63816577
>mccarthy playcalling
he doesn't actually call plays anymore but he definitely made that decision.
>>
Feeling comfortable with a RB TD for GB
>>
>this old as fuck ref
>>
Any decent streams for Packers? Might as well see if this cholesterol-slurping sport is for me
>>
>>63816998
http://freecast.in/happythx1.html
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Utter tears if you missed the mainstream value of Tottenham at 2.05
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>>63816695
>Feeling comfortable with a RB TD for GB
there you go lad.
>>
FUCK OFF LACEY YOU FAT CUNT
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>>63816998
Aussie vpn
Google 7mate for >>63817219
I couldnt bet on TD scorers in live markets which sucks
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>wake up to find my Panthers tip won easily

Good feel
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>>63817602
>tfw can't sleep when i have a bet overnight even if it's flatanon's from a couple of days ago
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>>63817018
Cheers bbz

Streamup always kills my cpu and I have no fucking idea why
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to be honest
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>>63818249
Like anon said before, they've gotta keep the audiences at home interested
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>>63818402
I-is this still part of the script?
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>cousin's wife wants to set me up with her friend
+ev to bh family. Easy in
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CODE RED
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Da Burrs at 2.25 ML, should I?
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Wow down so much. Time to chase on the Packers ML.
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New Zealand @ 3.55 in the Cricket for value
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Rogers ded all in on bears
>>
If packers don't make an interception or pick 6 and rodgers is out, can we assume burrs win?
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who /regret/ here
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>>63820233
Yes but rodgers will return as of now
Not throwing arm nicked
>-8
Im fucked tb f
>>63820263
I would be if i bet alot which I dont anymore
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>>63820233
Yeah but I think Rodgers is going back in
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>>63820333
What's the story behind that image? Muh dick needs to know
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>>63820333
>half of a pepperoni nip
disappointing .gif tripfriend
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>>63815337
>>63820333
>>63820362
anon with the ticket above on this game, what would you guys say the odds are for packers winning this game now at 17-13?
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>>63820576
Bookies say 1.87.
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>>63820527
A camwhore, some betafag probably gave her a bunch of money.
>>
anyone bet on Aus-NZ cricket match?
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who /memoryfoam/ here?
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Idk source
Good reaction to a bet losing in real time imo
>mfw went small on gb spread
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>>63821114
>Chicago kicks a field goal
>Green Bay scores a TD
>overtime
>Green Bay scores another TD
>>
>Take Forte player prop bet
>Would've easily covered if he wasn't being switched out every other play

ffs how is this fair
>>
>Rodgers TD drive
>Chicago fumble
>Packers return for TD
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>>63821272
nice predictions senpai
>>
Need packers come back like FUCKING AIR NOT EVEN MEMEING
>>
shaking
>>
Utter utter
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>>63815049
HE NEVER WINS
>>
Tears
>>
UTTER UTTER UTTER UTTER UTTER FUCK ME FUCK EVERYTHING, BUYING A FIFTH AND GETTING BLASTED UTTER UTTER
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>>63815267
>>63815337
awwwwwwww
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>>63815049
utter utter, it's so sad to watch you still trip
>>
Fml

Also what happened to unibwin? Its been a while since ive been here
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>>63821613
Thanks m8. Thinking of starting a group
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why cant good things just happen to me
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OH GREAT, CAN'T EVEN BUY A FIFTH SINCE EVERYTHING IS CLOSED FOR THANKSGIVING

I guess anything I can scrounge. Drinking this entire bottle of Irish creme will surely make me feel a little better at least.
>>
All of my remaining money is on the panthers to lose their undefeated streak before the patriots after the >puckers lost. Will the panthers lose before patriots or is that an imminent loss?
Do I just start taking apart my computer (going to pawn off my gtx970) for a bigger bankroll or do I just wait until next week for the money to come back in?
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>>63822844
Just stop
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Lads, lads, lads! How did we do on our nfl bets today?

TEARS if you fell for the "packers are good" meme LOL

I smoked a joint at half time and nearly fucked myself completely. Luckily the Bears held on.
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>>63822949
There's two of them in my computer, and I haven't been playing games that really utilizes them so it shouldn't be that big of a difference. Was up $700 from sunday before I bought into the packers and cowboys meme
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>>63822997
All that for $200. Dude weed lmao.

>>63823006
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
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MY FUCKING GOD LOL.

MY SIDES BTFO LMAO LOOOLL

reading the posts above, you guys thought I was serious about the packers being a lock. HOW BAD CAN YOU BE?
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>>63823093
Why you gotta be like that
>>
Can't wait to see the next montage of my legendary posts on this thread. I'm making /bet/ great again guys.
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>>63823093
fuck off, if you didn't have a cash out function you would be sucking off dogs for quavers
you initially staked on packers but got bailed out because of bet365 being better than bovada
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>>63823093
This is the epitome of why nobody likes North American posters
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>>63823172
if cash outs weren't available i would just bet the other way. it's the same thing idiot.
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>>63823172
also, if you didn't notice, i actually fucked myself by cashing out. i should've rode out my big bears bets. instead i cashed out right before that interception. don't do drugs while gambling.
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im sensing a lot of normies on this thread. it just occured to me.

Evidence of normies:
-"no nerds allowed on this thread"
-betting on sports
-being on /sp in general
-easily baited

i'm pissing off normies by shitposting in this thread LOL

EEEEEEEEEEEASE
>>
Hahaha who are you even talking to at this point
>>
>>63822730
>diarrhoea intensifies
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>>63823186
>This is the epitome of why nobody likes North American posters
That's usually because they're clueless. He's actually demonstrating what everybody dislikes about Brits in these threads
>>
>>63823783
Personally I don't think that the Brits hate the North Americans for being clueless per se, but more so they think they come up with locks in something so largely bet on as the NFL. At least with college football you'll find the rare misprice (once or twice a year) where the NFL is always correctly priced. So I guess it is that they're clueless, but IMO it's that they don't think they're clueless that does it. Plus we seem to have the highest aftertime per capita here
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>>63823893
>more so they think they come up with locks in something so largely bet on as the NFL
True, but this Canadian is aware he's doing it which is so much worse. It's near Aussie levels of shitposting.

>where the NFL is always correctly priced
I've been betting small stakes on NFL matches where ELO ratings suggest that there' a misprice. I was tentative about it but I've been making such consistent profit betting almost every week on it, that I'm actually starting to believe that >muh value is present in the NFL

Next bet I've got is Colts -3 since apparently they should be favoured by 7, but Jameis Winston is making me nervous about it already
>>
>LSU -5.5
>FSU -2.5
>Dook -4
>Wazzou +7
>Kansas State -20
which one should I use?
>>
we are one here on /bet/

let's not let borders divide us. we win together, we lose together. i propose a truce. no more shitposting and no more criticizing my tips if they happen to lose. i think that's a fair compromise.
>>
>>63823620
>Bluetooth
nigga why? Maybe that's why your battery's so low
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>>63824246
>nigga why? Maybe that's why your battery's so low
was listening to music and had my headphones synched up

>not using Bluetooth headphones
nigga please, I could never go back to corded headphones
>>
>>63824722
Fair

That's probably the last legitimate use for bluetooth
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>>63824823
>That's probably the last legitimate use for bluetooth
literally the only thing I use it for on a phone. use a Bluetooth mouse for my non-gaming laptop but only because I already had it for my fire tv stick anyway

literally the only two things I've used bluetooth for and I'm fairly tech savvy
>>
Wanna recoup? Tease the Redskins (+3, at home) and Cardinals (-10, against a team that has already given up)
>>
>quindell
>>
Anyone else nail the thanksgiving NFL parlay?
>>
EVERYONE BET ON THIS GAME IMMEDIATELY! (Wrongly priced odds)
submitted 8 hours ago by BorisBrownBets
Everton are @ 2.50 to beat Bournemouth on the weekend. Those odds are just insane, everybody jump on them before they get reduced to around 1.50.
I've bet big on this personally.
>>
>aussie soccer bets
Melbourne City @1.60 against a very dead perth glory
Cheeky anytime goalscorer on Aaron Mooy @3.00 coz hes on fire at the moment assists everywhere, due a goal tonight
>>
>>63825718
was on overs personally. good start
>>
>>63825718

fucking hell didn't even manage to get on before an early goal
>>
>>63825690
>Everton are @ 2.50 to beat Bournemouth on the weekend. Those odds are just insane, everybody jump on them before they get reduced to around 1.50.
>I've bet big on this personally.
They're 2.45 on Bovada, you're sure the bookies aren't on to something?
>>
>>63825718
the /ayy league/ has fucked up too many of my multi's but looking good, shame i was too late
>>
>>63825741
2-0 looking good maaaate
>>63825746
>>63825768
Unlucky fellas
>>
>>63825852
also had btts so looking for a perth goal at some point ;-)
>>
>>63825865
Over/under 2.5 AND Btts
>mahnigga.jpeg
I love them on the english championship and league 1
>>
How do I see my monthly stats on bet365? need it for a wagekeks vs NEETS thread on /r9k/
>>
Alaska Aces -11.5 is a LARGE
>>
>>63825937
Wanna tell us what sport there m8?
>>
>>63825948
Basketball
>>
>>63825937
got on for drunk betting purposes. also have 4 figs on sydney fc slags and sweating
>>
3-0 Melbourne city lads
>>
>>63825865
>>63825884
Lads
>>
>btts and o2.5 comes in 1st half
comfy as lads.
>>
>>63825765
They had similar odds for Spurs to beat Bournemouth which ended 5-1 to Spurs, not saying they couldn't be on to something but they have previous
>>
9.50 Jebel Ali TADARROK
10.20 Jebel Ali AMAAN
11.20 Jebel Ali JUTLAND
11.50 Jebel Ali SHEBEBI
12.20 Jebel Ali MUARRAB
12.50 Jebel Ali MUSHAAKIS

Hamdan Al Maktoum never loses in his own backyard.
>>
>>63826140
>9.50 Jebel Ali TADARROK
>10.20 Jebel Ali AMAAN
>11.20 Jebel Ali JUTLAND
>11.50 Jebel Ali SHEBEBI
>12.20 Jebel Ali MUARRAB
>12.50 Jebel Ali MUSHAAKIS
>Hamdan Al Maktoum never loses in his own backyard.

what even is this?
>>
>>63826146
Camel racing probably
>>
>>63826146
candidates for the next king of england
>>
>>63826027
>They had similar odds for Spurs to beat Bournemouth which ended 5-1 to Spurs, not saying they couldn't be on to something but they have previous
>Spurs won convincingly so the odds were wrong
>A bet won at above evens = bookies clueless
>>
>>63826161
>Barrack HUSSEIN Obama
>Hillary Radhwan Clinton
>>
>>63826146
Dubai horse racing.

First one BOOM

>>63826161
kek
>>
>>63825987
UAC ON SYDNEY SLAGS
>>
>>63826140
T A D A R R O K
>>
Needing Sydney slags to hold on
>>
>>63826140
down unreal, cheers
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>>63825718
>'82 Mooy (Penalty)
Yeah boyyy
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>>63825650
Very nice.
>>
Can't stop farting in bed lids, room stinks like
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>>63826536

i recently found out that drinking tea instead of coffee minimizes the smell of your farts
>>
>>63826536
same
>>
Would any of the big boys here be interested in buying some of my betting accounts?
I have accounts on William Hill and Coral in which I've only made 3 losing bets with a total stake of £10, I presume that might be of some worth to those of you that have been limited on all the mainstream bookies?
>>
>>63826759
Give you 50 for both
>>
Large staking Moldova Women +3
>>
>>63826776
Also large staking Maccabi Daliyat Al Karmel 0 from 0-1
>>
>>63826759
Yes. Message me on Twitter or FB
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>>63826828
I can't message you on twitter because you don't follow me
>>
NBA thoughts
Alot of the lines seem to be very accurate and hard to pick desu
>Atlanta @ Memphis
-3.0 for Memphis seems about right. im expecting Atlanta to bounce back soon after going 4-6 in their last 10, can it happen here? I dont know. Staying away from this one.

>Cleveland @ Charlotte
-4.0 for Cleveland seems like a nice bet here, Charlotte have gone on a run lately (7-3 & 7-1 at home) but are yet to face any strong competition. Cleveland will look to bounce back here and should cover easily. 1 unit stake here

>Minnesota @ Sacramento
The lines havent been drawn here but im going to go with Minnesota if its any where around -3-5 ill be backing them here
>>
Indiana are 10-4 against the spread but havent done well against decent teams so im not very confident backing them against the bulls, game could go either way imo
>>
>>63826911
Kings are -4
>>
tipperleaks
>>
MACKERS

SURREAL
>>
>>63826993
unreal
>>
wanted to open an account at one of the more sleepy bookies, ones that react slower to semi-mainstream game price changes, like mybet, sportingbet, tipico, betsafe etc.

which ones are the best lads?
>>
based tipperleaks
>>
>>63825690
The odds are like that cause everton are away and missing a few key players. But still the odds pretty insane considering bourmouthes performances
>>
>>63827256
Who are they missing?
>>
>>63827256
bournemouth have actually been playing really well, theyve just been getting terrible decisions going against them and with poor finishing in front of goal
>>
>Mackers
I am in T E A R S
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>>63827207
>last minute moldova goal
>was about to cash out in fear of this happening
>too late
cannot spake
>>
>>63826776
HUP

Mackers clueless
>>
>>63827290
>not jumping on o2.5 instead of -2

always, ALWAYS prepare for the worst
>>
>>63827297
thats too bad
was on -1,5 myself because bookie doesnt offer inplay asian handicaps

-2,5 was def pushing it considering that score was 0-0 at halftime
>>
>>63827290
>conceded after making it 3-0
was on -1.75 but still shaking my head senpaitachi, repressed memories of jwest's japan slags a week back keep popping up
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>>63827304
>>63827321
>>63827331
So many shameless slimy aftertimers
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>this Unibet Black friday "special odds" chilling

basically lay everything they advise
>>
Large staking Greece Women +1 from 0-1
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>>63827387

why?
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>>63827397
Wrong line liddo, teams are pretty much even
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Goody bit of a fraud imo
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>>63827361
how do i get into secret group? he sent me to this faggot billy jones group, he deletes his losing bets from his page then boasts about being on a streak, I commented saying this then he deleted my comment
kek
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>Ladbrokes in charge of settling bets made 4 days ago
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There are people on /bet/ right now who are not betting on 4 clovers map 1 LOL
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James Mckeown I'm down an unrecoverable amount from this for a few days... If anyone missed the freak bullshit that cost us. https://youtu.be/MTokWrFqUMM?t=6977

LIVE, 13:00. W-Moldova – W-Polonia
YOUTUBE.COM
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Poor Dackers
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>>63827493
prepare for a void
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Gentle reminder to take Next Colchester Manager - John McGreal now @3. https://www.skybet.com/football/specials/manager-specials
Odds up because someone has got on Izzet who has applied but has 0 chance of being selected. This is a lock tbqh.
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>>63827526
plz no
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>>63827539
It's happened a load of times with laddies with 'fixes'
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>>63827523

Odds on him finishing down this year:

Yes - 1.25
No - 3.75
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
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>>63827509
didnt you tip those Vega cunts last thread?

what the fuck man
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>>63827683
I said, there's value on Vega @ 5.5

It doesn't mean they're a guaranteed win.

Do you understand the meanining of a value bet?
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Large staking Rakosmenti U19 +0.25, lines the wrong way round.
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>>63827791

Explain
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>>63827812
Some senior experience and a full team available but home team fielding some U17s and bench players.
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14:40 Newbury - Little Jon @9.2

15:25 Musselburgh
Kalaniti @4.1

16:10 Wolverhampton
Madame Barker @10

17:15 Wolverhampton - Bush Beauty @8
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Lads, I'm shaking with excitement at this upcoming doto match. LodA is going to play carry aba! I always try that shit in pubs and it's glorious when it works. I really hope he can pull it off at the pro level.
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>>63827791
>>63827820
Not much time left to get on before twitchers get involved
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>>63827282
yeh >WE have been improving and adapting without the injuries. Last week should have been a 2-1 win, getting such bad luck tb h fuckin Ayew dived
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>>63827820

Thnx
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Triggering on Alliance @ 2.00

I'm liking their lineup more and more
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James Mckeown
4 mins
I'm ON Al Gharrafa -0.5 asian from 1-0 down. The far far better side. Should have equalised just after HT SITTER missed. Absolute rape.
Top scorer in the Qatari league last season up top in Kaluyituka, a full strength side.
Diba not started for Kharaitiyat who is one of their better players.
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>>63827906

http://shoof.alkass.net/shoof/play.php?id=QVpqYUtKbzd0VCtrdz0q
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Reminder that you will never be as shrewd as this man
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>>63827906

Fuck that.
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>>63827928

Looks like a mans head on a fat child's body
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>>63827928
Goffy never outgrew his angsty teen phase, hard to believe he's a functioning adult.
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>>63827865
we all know you hedge your ever losing bets canada

the jig is up
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A I R
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goody pmsl wanker
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>>63827791

Do I top up on ftr
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PGA DULLARDS ON DNB HOME TEAM THINKING IT'S VALUE

LOL LOL LOL
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>>63828018

Are you just mad you will never be this successful?
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>>63827978
ya, i cashed out once i realized they weren't doing carry aba. went the other way. only won $100 on this game :(
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>>63828044

>aftertiming slug

zzzzzz and pellets
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>>63828044
I'm guessing you're in PGA too which makes you a dullard you boring little slug. I'd love to see you post there instead of being a passive aggressive little virgin hiding behind anonymity on here.
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>>63828055
I called goody a fraud about 15 mins into the game you wetwipe >>63827418
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>>63828060

Ok Tom. We both know that you can't post there without revealing that you post on 4chan.
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>>63828088
You should call him out in PGA then, oh wait you won't because you're a sad little virgin pmsl
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Hate gambling. Argentina slags, strongest, Poland slags, goodys Arab shite. Cost me 10k. 10k in 24 hours, gone cba any more
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>>63828104

post slips
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>>63828104
awwwwwwwww
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>>63828104
Stop betting on lotto shite
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>>63828097

And have SP stalk you, nobody is going to do that idiot. PGA tips will continue to get posted here for free.
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>>63828104
iktfb, I'm down 2.5k from yesterday, not even sure if I want to reload
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mackers seething kek
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Interesting result there
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>>63828126
No use acting like the big man on here posting anonymously but being too much of a wetwipe to post about whatever/whoever you're complaining about on PGA itself.
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>>63827831
Little Jon WINS @9.2

which already cancels out this weeks losing streak

hope some of you got on, lets see if we can get any more hits today
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>>63827906
Oh lord that goal. I'd like to see PGA comments after that
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TEARS
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>>63828150
>>63827831
was that the champers on ice race?
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is mackers up or down in his gambling career?
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>>63828147

would love to test your chin you soppy bastard
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>>63828166

test mine you little slug
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>>63828165

Up but he's slowly losing it all.
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>>63828165

Up about 1 million lifetime but it's just variance, will be -1 million in 18 months
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>>63827387
AWWWWWWWWWWW
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NEW

>>63828172
>>63828172
>>63828172
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>>63828185
Good one mate because I'm clearly crying over a refund. Get a life you seething little slug.

>>63828199
Sort your head out
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>>63827928
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>>63828199
we haven't even hit the post limit yet
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>>63828205

LEFTIE WITH A ONE FIGURE BANK ROLL DETECTED
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Down catastrophic sums.
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Janitor here. Stop making threads early and don't make racist editions.
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>>63828212

He has to get his /pol/ memes in early so he can indoctrinate everybody
>>
Based janitor
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>>63828249
You do it for free?
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>>63828249
Look up the definition of racism.
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>>63828249

Just ban him he's a 2 figure slug on his tesco lunch break
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Need a Rakosmenti U19 goal like air or I'm going to cry, can't take the pain no more.
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>>63828298

Take the weekend off and go out with a nice girl :)
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>>63828307
fuck off normie
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>>63828307
Will be chasing all weekend lid, only averaging 690/day if they lose the game.
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Up a medium stake today, duno what all the crying is about.
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>>63828298
Tears
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>>63828328
On what? Can't have been anything tipped in here like.
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>>63828156
nah that's Newb 15:15

good luck tho, I'm not on but Champers should be a worthy favourite
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>>63828333
Spew. Just threw my cat at my mum after that red card, can't take this anymore. Taking the dog for a walk.
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>>63828150
>tfw missed this and every other good tip you've made
>tfw get on your shitty tips and losing streaks
ffs I bet every other tip you make today will lose
>>
MO Bejaia looks great rball wise
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>>63828339
poland -1.5
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Rakosmenti still has 11 players on the pitch. Topping up on +0.5. Gift.
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>>63828370
Cheers for the tip.
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>>63828405
Do you tip every bet you make here?
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Tom Newnes went to get lunch at 2-0, with a grin on my face. Checked score in queue, raging. Get home to see that subway staff have given me the wrong thing. I want to die.
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How can that happen? They make the sandwich right in front of you.
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Ends 6-1 to Vereseghyaz
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>>63828418
Cause they make other people in the queue's sandwiches at the same time and then they wrap them up so they must have given him someone elses order by mistake
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>>63828416
No but I don't cuntish posts like this
>>63828328
Well done on being up for the day but don't rub it in peoples faces
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>>63828421

>tfw on unders

'no'
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>>63828418

They didn't think he needed the extra toppings as he's such a fat cunt
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Adding the Packers to the list of teams I'm never betting on again.

Wish I'd have got on unders instead as soon as I heard about the weather.
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>>63828437
What a random bet to make
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>>63828431
Should keep your eyes on your sandwich at all times desu, what else are you going to be looking at?
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>>63828454
probably staring at bet365 on his phone
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>>63828405
Poland had already been posted on here
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>>63828446

after the red card there was good value on u4.5
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>>63828470
Whatever you say
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>>63828438
Pmsl
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Would maim Tommy N desu
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Why does everyone hate Newnes? Seems alright on pga, pretty funny.
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Please metaKnight, give us tips for map 1 OG vs Empire
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>>63828548
Envy and jealousy
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>>63827527
slowly building a stack with every odds change lids
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>>63828548

Fuck off you fat prick
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Kalaniti WINS @4.1, makes it 2/2 today so far @4.1 and 9.2. Cookies blueless etc etc

>>63828351
never in doubt, right? Hope you got on, maybe we can get another today
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>>63828470
Would love to see the look on your greasy little face right now
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Tears red and score, down insane
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>>63828550
Back either team and if they win then congratulations for being a part of my 90% DOTA picks while if it loses then tears at you for not cashing out and jumping on the other side which was so incredibly obvious and clearly what I did which is why I still claim a 90% pick rate.
Remember kids, your pick rate can't drop if you are on both sides.
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>>63828560
>>63828150
HUP HUP HUP
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>>63828603
>Pretending to be me
I have a 100% pick rate kiddo.
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>>63828156
nice one if you got on that, I considered it
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reckon o2.5 @1.98 is pretty generous in the Podbrezova-DAC match, podbrezova is 2nd from bottom but pretty overish and DAC is conceding quite a bit on the road, 3 losses in row and will go for 3 points surely aswell
DAC won at home in the first match 5:1, guests could have scored a couple more aswell, should be quite an offensive game tbqh
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>>63828568

What was that, shitter?
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>>63828714
Fight me irl you scruffy little 2 digit roll meff
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Chasing on more arab shite, cant stop shaking need 2/2 here or i'm going to kick off big time
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So much on Al Khor and Al Fujairah, need my head testing
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>>63828764

you mad cuz my u4.5 styled on you?
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Lads, lads, lads. What's all this banter? I'm not even saying anything about doto and you lads are just disrespecting me.

Well, you'll be happy to know I lost $25 on that last doto match.
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PROTIP: Filtering all posts with "scruffy" "meff" "Euan" or "dota" in them will significantly improve your /bet/ experience.
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Romanian football is so fucking corrupt
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>>63828819
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>>63828682
Thanks soccerway
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>>63828852
clueless seether

>>63828819
that's literally half of the thread lid
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>>63828819
What about shaking, tears, lid, pga, mackers?
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Need SP to crack some skulls in here tbqh
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>>63828793
Still 0-0, begging here, life or death bets
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>>63828682
feelin good today m7, backing you slovakbro
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Why cant we have our own /bet/ lingo instead of copying PGA?
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so glad mara had an 11 euro limit on the kuban-kaunas match, took +16.5 at the end of 1st

>3-25 in the 2nd quarter
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Guys I dream warriors losing tonight.
It's gonna happen
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>>63828983

Trump is raycis :'((((
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who the FUCK keeps deleting threads?
>>
We're being moved to /biz/ lads.
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Next edition needs the flatanon webm desu, it's too good to not to be in the OP
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Would pay 4 figures for a mods dox desu
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>>63829047

No. The mod is just on a power trip and there is no one to police the mods so they can do what they want.
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Can't stop laughing at the virgin getting his threads deleted every time
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>>63826838
Well tweet me to tell me to follow you
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mods absolutely FUMING
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christianfag fuming
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>>63829041
Maybe if that autistic anon that keeps ban evading would stop making the threads
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shaking for a hilary new thread
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>>63829140
>>63829140
>>63829140
>>63829140
>>63829140
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