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Eye water for anyone who was on Madrid handis
>Man United
Are the Heat winning tonight? Parlaying them with Cleveland I think
Would have made 5 figures if either team scored in psv vs man utd
>>63794189
Don't know if they'll win but I put Heat +5.5 into my acca
Mainstream UAC
Tory scum edition
>>63794213
Yawn. Move to burgerland m8
>>63794198
>Would have made 5 figures if either team scored in psv vs man utd
2 figures plus 3 behind the decimal doesn't count as 5 figures, anon
what's the bet for tonight lids?
>inb4 meeeh meeeeeh spoonfeed me
>>63794189
I wouldn't bank on Heat winning tonight, since pistons beat cavaliers a while back. Heat is arguably the better team but I think it mostly depends on how well the pistons (got blown out vs bucks, and bucks got blown out by pacers) are playing more than the heat. Would expect them to cover the underdog spread at least (only deng missing)
does anyone here exclusively bet on tips given here? do you make money?
Leftie students with a one figure bankroll sub sub edition
>>63794268
Just bet on the fixes in your country lid
>>63794268
I've made more money off the tips I've taken from here in the past couple of days than on my own bets. I don't just blindly take the tips though unless they're from flatanon
>>63794268
People post tips here? All I see is people gloating.
pepperdine
mississippi
georgia
denver
indiana
what do you think?
>>63794268
If you follow flatanon, PGA reposted tips, finchy boxing tips, bobic south american tips and ignore Euan's mainstream bets you will make a profit. You don't need to bet a million times a day just get a proper stake on when it's something good.
>>63794373
How do you know the tip is by flatanon? is he a tripfag?
>>63794268
>does anyone here exclusively bet on tips given here? do you make money?
once I started tracking my bets better I realized I make a fair amount of money of of the bets posted here.
Just a combination of knowing the trip/doing your own research too. Weekend anon tips are totally trash, not even worth researching unless the guy strikes you as knowing what he's talking about. >luckpuck tips are usually useless. at night ameribets is solid but I haven't seen him around much the last 10 days or so
>>63794435
>is he a tripfag?
flatanon is a tripgod, anon
i get happy every time i visit the tipper leaks twitter account
>>63794435
Yeah do you even read the threads? There have been lots of winners on /bet/ the last couple of days. It's only idiots that can't identify them
Say, has anyone heard anything from /freemoney/? Is he dead or still lurking? I liked him
>>63794498
He needs to private that shit, he would get 1k followers easy then, even Mackers would follow him :D
>>63794498
Hope he dies desu
>>63794498
How has he got so many non-/bet/PGA followers
>>63794549
Posted on the article about the two shrewdie brothers claiming it was their twitter account
Will we see an upset from any of these teams while being heavy favorites as home?
>nets vs okc (1.10)
>mavericks vs spurs (1.2)
>76ers vs celtics (1.13)
(combines for around ~1.5 accumulator)
nets and 76ers just straight up awful right now (although nets beat celtics earlier this week but at home), and spurs are 9-0 vs mavericks at home
>>63794576
Will the Warriors lose a game this season?
>>63794539
sup James
>>63789233
So this is where all the phrases come from.
Who here is like that with bets and who is like me, usually just distracting myself until I can check the result if I'm not going to bet any more on it?
>>63794593
i'd say 76ers win their first game (12/1 vs lakers at home) before warriors get their first loss since schedule's pretty soft, unless 76er's are trying to beat the most losses by a team
feeling pretty confident about this one today though
>>63794610
Nothing better than taking the dog for a walk without your phone while you're sweating over a bet
Got about 15k on unders. Cant spake. Can not spake.
>>63794610
>Who here is like that with bets and who is like me, usually just distracting myself until I can check the result if I'm not going to bet any more on it?
If I can't watch it and the bet is already put down I'll try to distract myself and only check the score or rball like once every ten or so. I'd rather watch it but if I can't then anything is better than sitting there refreshing stats every 5 seconds.
Anybody bet on university women's rugby league?
Here is a picture of Liverpool uni's team.
>Tiny Asian girl
>Only about 2 of them looking like they have any significant strength/weight
Gotta be value in laying them
>>63794761
Which game ?
>>63794786
Shit attempt
>>63794788
Was just quoting the Mackers vid tbqh kyrgios
http://www.simonnott.co.uk/index.php/tales-from-the-betting-ring-kempton-park-251115/
Interesting gamble in TGC's race. One to watch out for in the future.
400 pesos riding on the Magic today barely won yesterday on the Bulls vs Portland game
>>63794887
Do you have a vid of the Gay Cavalier's race? Would like to webm
>>63794786
Can you even bet on women's rugby league? You don't need weight in league, since there's no rucking, scrums, or fun in general
>>63794906
http://www.bet365.com/extra/en/results-and-archive/racing-archive/?FixtureId=52259966
&
http://www.thejockeyclub.co.uk/video/20151125/2557189/15198315
>>63794971
>You can rewatch races on 365
You learn something new every day. Thanks m8
>>63794971
How often do you shitpost as anon lid?
lids, how do I into asia (particularly sbobet)?
Is it just as easy as using a chinese proxy, anything else I need to know?
>>63795101
Need to sign up via asianconnect
>>63795124
thanks m8
>hitchens as the image for a thread of gambling addicts
top kek
Heat 2.1
Cavs -3
Hawks -3
Magic -2
>>63794576
Philly gets their 1st win tonight m8
>>63795124
How quickly can I get say 100k on something through them?
Judas was paid;
I am making a sacrifice.
>>63795228
Calm down Enoch
>>63795222
Depends on the league of course. But if you want those sums on (no idea why you would be asking on 4chan), you would be better using a real broker. You could use Asianconnect's skype service but there are probably better out there. SBO dont even have the biggest limits on mainstream games either.
>>63795212
I guess it's time to commence anus clenching an hour early, but I really don't see celtics losing. There's no way hinkie would let his team win and brad stevens to let 76ers beat them
Averaging 888 quid a day this month lids, not even a gimmick just wanted to tell someone how world November has been for me
>>63795344
post betfair p+l
>>63795349
Only up 3k on betfair this month, not worth it
/bet/ trip to Vegas when?
>>63795042
Never, I don't gain anything from it.
I post advice as anon occasionally when I can see someone is genuinely wanting to learn, but other than that, just tips.
>>63795278
Just curious
>>63795385
Let's do it buddy, really need to go out there fairly soon.
>>63795465
S H A K I N G
>>63795474
I've got january wide open
>>63795518
>ruining it
Surprised nobody caught on straight away desu
>>63795385
nah but i'm up for san diego
Anyone want a free steam-game?
>>63795518
i really, really dislike your theme temqefty (to express my quite earnest feelings toward you)
>>63795592
That is the archive my friend
>>63795615
My mistake, thought you were autistic enough to keep screenshots of random conversations.
>>63795190
Agree with all but heat.
Getting comfy tbqh lads.
>>63795743
Shameful lid
Anyone on the copa sudamericana games?
Gonna bang an Argentinian girl soon lads.
>>63795864
>tumblr
>>63795873
Watching. What you on? Switching back and forth between this and the Santos game.
>>63795887
I'm not on any, just curious what lads might be trying. I haven't got shit for knowledge so i'm passing them
That jew girls accent on Apprentice is surreal <3
need the ref to stop disallowing Union Espanola and Colo colo goals
Open to suggestions on a better ending, sort of lost inspiration
>>63796179
lmfao
FOUR of my posts made it in 11/10
>>63796179
If you didn't have the retarded top and bottom thing for 2 words at a time then it would be fine.
>>63796179
Superb. Enjoyed that immensely.
never seen horse racing offered on bet365
>>63796290
Here's your (You)
>>63796179
10/10 liddo
>>63796303
I'm serious. It's something to do with a law passed by the previous commie government securing the national lottery a monopoly on horses and dogs, which also means they only offer Danish races. The law was rolled back but bet365 still don't offer it to Danish customers. Can't bet on virtual reindeer either.
>>63796303
Pretty sure not every country allows it
>>63796179
Top work pal. Good night and God bless x
>>63796245
I could move the image down and put it all one line. I was just trying to do somethingwith the wasted aspect ratio without stupidly stretching the images
>>63796179
had a legit kek at the ending m8, nice work. haven't seen good OC here in a while
>>63796345
>something I can bet on that somebody can't
holy shit this never happens >land of the free
Almost at 500 followers, surreal.
>>63796567
You know that feeling you get when something seems too good to be true?
>>63796567
lel
>>63796567
that's a shit shop attempt
lads, just got a twitter account. what are the best accounts to follow foe tips?
>>63796756
@tipperleaks
>>63796756
@wildewill
do the opposite of all tips
>>63796179
Love it.
>>63796756
Tip4TheWeekend is all you need.
His ROI is about 76%.
>>63796756
Euan
>celtics down 7 at half to 76ers at home
A-are they really going to lose to the 76ers?
>>63797010
76ers were >due m8
>>63797021
Hopefully, the power of hinkie comes out just like in the miami game where they were up 17 in the third and collapsed late in the fourth
>>63796781
>>63796839
>>63796863
thanks lads. what about j west? does he tip on twitter?
>>63797314
No he just shitposts.
>>63795212
THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE HAHAHA
>>63797314
@upacunt
>>63797314
you need @calijahh too
Need America goal like air
>>63797736
Thank you so much
>>63797596
m8...
>>63797596
(Y O U)
O
U
>>63797596
welp
Get on chiapas +1 lads
>>63797596
btfo
>Costa Rican rball
>>63798081
Tigres -0.5 desu
>>63798282
too cheap for all the wait, half time result was the bet
>>63798521
desu Chiapas been the better side since Tigre scored so tempted to cash out and go small on the other side of the line
>>63798604
Tigres has much better forwards, and they can score at any time. Its hard to call , but I immediately jumped on jaguares +2 @1.7 after tigres scored.
>>63797596
good job idiot. very glad i cashed out profit before the collapse. TEARS if you stayed on to the bitter end LOL
What's the muggy accy for el tomorrow?
>>63799594
fuck off metaknight
Just threw my life savings on Loyola Chicago to beat San Diego U by 11+
am i killing myself in 3 hours senpai?
pacers to win the east at +3300
telling you now lads, this is your chance to make the big bucks
>>63800149
post slip
>>63796567
f i n n i e
>>63800149
>am i killing myself in 3 hours senpai?
I would just kill yourself now because this game is so shit but at least the bet will cover when it ends 40 to 20
>>63794101
>mfw I first saw/heard Peter Hitchens
I wasn't sure if it was possible to be more arrogant than Christopher, leave it to his fucking brother to be both more arrogant AND dead wrong on just about everything
>>63800678
Agreed
It's worse than Pratchett editions and eastenders editions
>>63800678
>ND dead wrong on just about everything
Fuck off amerikek.
Anyone betting on Sydney v Wellington?
>>63801015
cheeky fiver on 1-1 CS. tend to stay away from ayy-league bets t b h
>>63801028
I've got a muggy treble on goals, corners and cards for addict reasons
>>63796863
>investigate this account
>https://twitter.com/Tip4TheWeekend/status/669231717144743936
>chasing already
'no'
>>63801108
zzzzz Euan is far shrewder than you will ever be
>>63801118
zzz trip on Euan
If someone gets two yellows and subsequently a red does that count as two cards or three towards a number of cards in a match bet?
Napoli -1.75 @ 5.75
INSANE MAINSTREAM VALUE
>>63801108
He seems like someone from PGA
>>63801333
oh wait it's that guy from here
Sydney FC to win
222222222222
>>63801217
On what website some count a red as 2 cards
>>63801379
Slimy aftertimer.
Up unbelievable amounts
>>63801382
I'm glad you're using my gimmick but please give credit. Thanks.
>£25 loyalty bonus
Whoa
>>63801389
put it on Recognition at Chelmsford City 6:15
How absurd is it that the Cowboys are favs tonight?
panthers are $1.95 to win and they are 10-0 undefeated
>>63801404
Cowboys are really good with Romo
>>63801404
In saying this if you believe the Cowboys will win you should also go small on them at $101 to win the Super Bowl, price will be 30-1 if they win
>>63801421
Yeah I get that. Beat the Dolphins +week 1/2 doesn't prove anything yet really. I think you'd struggle to ever find a 10-0 team at this price tho so will be limping on and hedging with Cowboys bowl bet
>>63801254
Explain is this Asian lines?
>>63801254
>Napoli away
Yeah, nah.
>>63801404
>Cowboys favorites
That's some bullshit right there. Panthers would be favourites. I wanted to have a cheeky bet on the Cowboys to win.
Not going to be so cheeky if they're favourites
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Making so much money I fell asleep and missed a large zzzzzzzzzzz
Need caffeine like AIR zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>63800149
Not even a push, absolutely disgusting to only win by 10
>>63801460
Maybe it'll swing back when people stop buying into cowboys are good meme
>>63801468
>implying they're not good
>>63801461
Still a large you utter pleb, I've got a horrific amount on -0.5. I'm so ashamed at myself for the sickening sums I'm waging but it's just too easy.
>>63801468
We'll I think the Boys will win but I didn't think the bookies would.
On the other hand, Eagles are outsiders. Lions are appalling
>>63801453
What's wrong with Napoli away? They've only lost one away game this season and it was the first game and they've won 5 of their last 6 away
>>63801477
what's the large?
>>63801478
>backing Le butt fumble man on thanksgiving
Give me one reason why you aren't going medium on Leicester +0.5
Protip: you can't
>>63801498
Mainstream value is a myth
>>63801498
>1.6
no value
Imagine
>>63801254
game is played without any fans (home nor away) because of the recent bombthreats in Brussels. Think it will have any effect on the players' performance?
Need another goal from Arka Gdynia like A I R
already booked mum a holiday with potential winnings
>>63801538
No, will prob favour napoli
Need a goal so much, don't want to ring mum and have to explain to her why I overstaked
33333333333333333333333333
DOMINOS
HUP HUP HUP
>>63801551
>>63801581
/bet/ magic desu
if you post these specific memes enough it comes through
>>63801593
FUCK
>>63801581
Not getting on the union bank handis
>>63801593
LOLOLOLLOL
Tears, done me a favour
UNREAL
>>63801606
>after timing your muggy lotto bet
>>63801604
AHAHAHAHA
4444444444444444
>>63801615
lol, fucking youth teams
Not one tip just a bunch of aftertiming
/bet/ in a nutshell
Yeah I'm sure you were all on the polish u19 team...
>>63801643
Someone did tip the polish game but it seems the post has been deleted
>>63801643
This post again.... Seriously get used to it lad, just ignore him
>>63801606
Thanks for the tip, nice inspect element too
>>63801648
Oh, fair enough.
>>63801651
I don't mind it every now and again thought it was just some wage slave as he only did it for the evening u20 slags games, looks like he had the morning off though
belarusian women havent scored a goal in 5 games
macedonia DC cheeky fiver
who /losttheplot/ here
>lose $1000
>this leaves me with hardly anything
>say fuck it deposit maximum paypal limit $12,500, bet on some random guy to win his serve, it wins get $3000 profit
>bet on random chick to win serve & get $2000 profit
>now $4000 richer then when i was considering suicide
>>63801712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5EnVnD6MIc
This could have been you
>>63801712
You were considering suicide before you lost the $1000 ?
>>63801735
messed that up, typing and thinking like i have parkinsons, after i lost
>>63801724
kek
Need Euans twitter
>>63801683
0-0 at half, on macedonia +0.5 @ 2.050
these grills just cant find the back of th net
>>63801724
ele
13:20 Southwell - Judicial Enquiry @6.4
>>63801651
>>63801658
This is why /bet/ is shit, solid tips get rubbished because slugs can't recognise value pmsl. I can post soccerway CL bets if you'd like.
>>63801889
pmsl?
>>63801900
Pissing myself laughing, it's what I do at clueless bookies and rball babbys
>>63801889
please do
>>63801886
tell me why and ill back
Large staking Dundee United U20 @34
Shaking at the potential mountains I'm about to make
>>63801925
2-0 great call
>>63801945
Obviously it's from 2-0 you seething little slug, can't wait until Christmas holidays end tbqh
>>63801955
whats your reasoning
>>63801967
>soccerway slug requesting reasoning
pmsl
>betting in the 13:20 Southwell
addiction detected, all those horses are shit
>tipperleaks only posting winning admin bets
Surreal, paying customers dac on Al Nasr -1
>>63801917
don't have time to do a proper writeup, but came 4th out of 13 in Kempton against what was probably a stronger field, and is able to win here. Should be favourite.
>>63801986
PLEASE stop tipping
>>63801975
Tipped the DNB lets hope it wins
>>63801986
>>63801991
nice samefag
>>63801925
More like shaking at the potential mountains you're about to lose, am i right
Colchester tipper
Our manager resigned this morning. Skybet have the market up for replacement. http://www.skybet.com/football/specials/manager-specials
Be warned this is 100% a two horse race between John McGreal and Richard Hall. The chairman has said he will appoint from inside the club and hopes to have him in place by the FA Cup game in 2 weeks time. Don't put money on anyone other than these two. I'm fairly confident it will be McGreal as he's doing very well with the U21s and the previous manager (Tony Humes) was promoted from U21s manager to the first team.
>>63802168
Both Richard Hall and McGreal will take charge against Burton. If McGreal keeps getting hit there could be value in going small on Hall, guessing the chairman will be flipping a coin for this one.
WTB lads
A L N A S R
L
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Tipperleaks surreal. He just doesn't lose.
Who do I message to get into PGA again? Luxton or Mckeown?
I've been away from /bet/ for a LONG time
So apparently I live in Sweden now...
>>63802322
Finnie is PGA's secretary now.
>>63802341
Who the hell is Finnie?
sick
>>63802339
>tipping CS and FGS bets
Absolutely disgusting
cheers to the lad who tipped the polish youth game, up loads
Would love VP to take an early lead.
TSM have been in unstoppable form but 1.4 is too small for me.
>>63802477
Anywhere to watch?
15:15 Newbury - Wilberdragon @14.5.
San Benedeto is a very worthy favourite and I expect him to win this race. However, the other favourites are not as strong, and Wilberdragon has almost just as much of a chance to win as the other three horses at shorter odds do. His odds are so high because of an average performance in his last Ascot race (6/11), but with that behind him he has a better shot at getting a good result here, and 14.5 is generous.
also on 16:00 Taunton - Kleitomachos @6.2
>>63801986
disappointing as fuck, sorry lids
>>63801991
long run profits etc. You don't have to take what I post if you don't like low hit rates. I won't deny the shittiness of this week so far though
>>63801974
not necessarily a bad thing (shitty horses, that is, not gambling addictions)
>>63802019
reaching
>>63802625
On Ch'tibello in the 3.15
Soft ground doesn't suit but @5 was too tempting
>>63802655
yeah Newbury is always soft at points. Chtibello could do really well but idk, good luck
>>63802595
10-1 up
it's over
SHAKING
>>63802843
LARGE ON VEGA SQUADRON
FREE MONEY
EEEEEASE
>>63802691
amazing comeback desu
Close Escape e/w in the last at Newbury. Owners live down the road and are v. optimistic, good trainer to boot. Worth a go :^)
>>63802477
now it's over
won
Luxton aftertiming again
99% wouldn't comment if that girl didn't go in
>>63802901
Goal not girl. Man am I riled up
>>63802901
say it to him you whining bitch
>>63802901
why don't you call him out on it
>>63802911
He might kick me out of his group though
>>63802926
>i'm a massive lemon
>>63802926
>He might kick me out of his group though
Jesus man, you guys used to own an empire. have some pride.
>>63802930
with juice you lose
>>63802936
Fight me irl you scruffy meff
>>63802949
>Fight me irl you scruffy meff
it wouldn't go well
>for you
>>63802865
Well said!
Post more tips please!
Sup boys, I made 140€ from CL yesterday, any ways to double that money today?
>>63803045
>any ways to double that money today?
put it all on a bet that wins and pays evens
>>63803045
Dortmund DnB @2.62 right now tbqh
>>63802625
Kleitomachos HIT @6.2
>>63803062
jej
>>63803072
Not with that trash lineup
>>63802901
He doesn't lose lid
Anyone else really like the over in the cowboys game?
>>63803104
Tough to call. I could see the Cowboys taking 40 mins of possession just running the ball all day and it finishes 17-13 or something
>>63803045
put it on viktoria plzen right now
>>63803128
Yeah both have good defenses, but Cam can really drive down the field. I think or I guess I hope it turns into a shoot out.
>>63803139
Shit team, better to get it on Dortmund -0.5
>>63802843
>>63803021
Nobody would have known what to get on if it wasn't for >>63802865.
Stop being a nuisance.
>>63803165
Dortmund are playing their B team
>>63803179
They're still all over Krasnodar
>>63803194
and Plzen are all over Minsk
>>63803207
Pmsl ok
>>63803218
They just had a goal disallowed. only a matter of time
>>63803173
MetaKnight only ever tips the favourite
>>63803173
>Nobody would have known what to get on if it wasn't for
hes obnoxious but tbf you could have easily figured out what >le go large on favorites man was trying to do.
Nestle seemed so confident he could keep living in the Dominican Republic off his gambling winnings. Wonder what happened to him. :(
Who's lumping on Dortmund here
>>63803239
No they didn't, it hit the crossbar you utter utter tit
Need dortmund goals like freezing man needs a COAT and some
S N O W P A N T S
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P
A
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S
>>63803275
Don't get this obsession desu is it a new gimmick?
>>63803278
Here. Dortmund price is shitting all over the no such thing as mainstream value myth.
>>63803284
Reported.
>>63803173
you do realize he was shitposting right lad?
WEWLAD
E
W
L
A
D
>>63803301
Just want him home tbhfam :(
How muggy is this bet: Villareal-rapidwien( Villareal,) Marseille-Groningen(Marseille),Liverpool-bourdeaux(liverpool),Qarabag-Tottenham(tottenham)
If only one match result fails i get money back.
>>63803315
kek if I hadn't noticed the name and flag I would have thought it was you
>>63803337
>trusting English teams in Europe
Need just one(1) Dortmund goal like air this half
>>63803355
Both Tottenham and Liverpool have been playing well lately, and they are playing against literally who's. Any suggestion wich teams i should pick instead of the english ones
>>63803337
Betting on Liverpool at home in Europe
Oscilating my cranium to be truthful my realitive
Just finished wageslaving wtb
>>63803362
>Need just one(1) Dortmund goal like air this half
you get on 1H +0.5 as well?
>>63803389
/bet/ theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rIPcbJ7jBw
>>63803372
Molde
>>63803391
Calijah?
>>63803401
the odds are tempting since fenerbache is shit
anyone on rubin kazan, sion are a man down
>>63803397
SW
itll come
r-right?
need portugal goal like A I R
>>63803423
Fenderbache will take this
>>63803372
Keep Liverpool
>>63803479
pmsl at this guy thinking he knows more about european football than me
>>63803473
tybg
>>63803074
nice one senpai, thanks
>>63803494
try to contain your autism a bit senpai
sidenote for those willing to go large on Napoli tonight:
- already placed at top of their group in Europa league
- this sunday they play Inter Milan in Serie A and they can top the league if they win
- Higuain didnt travel to Bruges, Mertens and Gabbiadini are injured. All 3 of them together are responsible for 9/16 goals made in this europa league campaign. However Callejon will be a force to be reckoned with if he plays
- no fans allowed for this game because of possible bomb threats/terrorism keks
Whats the bet?
>>63803589
the lack of fans works in Napoli's favour desu
>>63803600
i agree
can not spake
Can't stop laughing at the utterly retarded part time punters getting on Ecuador +0.25 and offering up an absolute gift on Argentina. Already have quite a disgusting amount on Argentina but I'm topping up any way.
>>63803680
They aren't resting any players?
>>63803701
He doesn't know
Check out my SBO stakes I feel ill. Jesus Christ its just not healthy, that is just not healthy. Wow. Wowzer.
>>63794898
why would you only bet $5?
Krasnodar at 2s is a gift from the gods, Dortmund are trying to let them score a second FFS.
>>63802865
>>63802843
these odds have been jumping around, whats going on?
>chasing loses
>win
addiction confirmed
>>63803725
Listen here kid, I know Argentinian female youth football and I can tell you that this bet is amazing. I don't know what kind of utter slug is betting on Ecuador but it's probably the same soccerway worshippers that have been wrong many a time already.
>>63803680
Argentina DNB @2.1 LMFAO
>>63803804
C&L was nice value at 2:1. Unfortunately, I missed it. Still got on when they went down to 1.33. Game was done at that point, free money.
Topped up some more on Argentina, I now have several months worth of Calijah's wages riding on this.
>>63803938
Might as well get on, you havent let us down so far.
Lions -3
Im biased tho tb f
>>63803938
Are you on dnb or sw?
Suppose I'll have a little nibble on Argentina, can't resist.
>>63803938
>Max Bet £83.33
fuck off 365
>>63804049
My max is 125
>>63804013
DNB and some on -0.25 and SW but not too much. I have no idea what these clueless Ecuador backers are doing but I'm happy to take their shelf stacking wages.
>>63804069
What bookies you using? 365 won't let me put more than 83.33 on
>>63804063
Yeah same for SW. I meant DNB.
>>63804116
SBO, 500ish limits on DNB
>>63804069
not seeing this game on bet365?
>>63804151
disregard this, i suck cocks
>>63804146
>tfw too scared to use asian bookies
Sion goal would be ncie right now
I propose above Special Stake we have a new level called 'Retirement Stake'.
Basically so high that you could retire if it won (or may even be forced to retire if it lost).
>have most of my bankroll on 365
>can't put more than 83.33 on Argentina slags
>takes 24 hours to withdraw so I can't bet on it with another bookie
>>63804168
>i suck cocks
capped
>>63804274
They have removed the game now.
>>63804193
Why?
>>63804274
they've just taken the game off too
>>63804248
>Basically so high that you could retire if it won (or may even be forced to retire if it lost).
technically I could retire off my $15 dollar argie slag stake if it won. I would just run out of McDonald's money in like 17 days and probably freeze to death in a gutter
>>63804301
It's where the big boys play, I am only a medium boy.
have £30 in willy hill account
what to do
>>63804359
put it on argie slags
>>63804359
withdraw and buy yourself a nice dinner
So basically my dick is being jerked off RIGHT NOW, but I cant cum.
This is how it feels only getting half my stake on Argentina.
Imagine being a part time penny punting slug, getting back from your sad little shelf stacking job and thinking you're onto a worldie when your beady little eyes see Ecuador on a +0.25 and you proceed to put all of your not-so-hard earned minimum wage on it. You follow your little rball, get real excited when Ecuador have more attacks after 3 minutes so you put your whole weekly wage on and come full time, you're crying your little eyes out because you have to go back to your shitty wageslave job and earn all the money back that you've just lost to a betting god who is far, far shrewder than your mug self. That betting god is me. It repulses me to make money this easily when there's poor little scousers scrounging at food banks for a bag of lentils.
>>63804415
wow, crude
alright lads, time for another pro doto tip. waiting for vega's odd to go up a bit more. If they can keep it close, they win late game easy. Hoping the odd spikes to at least 1.8.
>>63804514
Reevaluate your basic values m8 that doesn't sound like a decent way to live.
Can't imagine a reality in which Florentina don't beat Basel
>>63803998
How's the kids
guys I have just over 5k riding on o0.5 on the Liverpool game tonight
am I shrewd
>>63804770
should've gone for the corners
next couple of possessions could legitimately decide if the eagles are going to implode as an organization
Hearing rumours you guys weren't on the bet of the day
https://vine.co/v/ME5qbJI9xtO
>>63804846
>aftertiming
shoot yourself
>>63804770
no cause you could be making 10x more if you had put that money on liverpool - over 6 corners instead
zzzz all these shit new simpsons episodes on
>>63804846
D O M
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S
L
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Imagine not being on Slovakia slags +2
woowowowowow. Tiny is getting massive. Not liking Vega any more. Careful with this one lads! Don't lose your whole bank roll!
>>63805015
>>63804770
hope it loses
tides turning again. Big value on Vega @ 5.50
Need a winner winner chicken dinner on Liverpool corners more than AIR
>>63805319
lad we have klopp now not rodgers
>>63805238
Thanks for the tip
>>63805085
swimming in money from laying you, never stop tipping
>>63804671
One where they get a red card 30 mins in
Schalke HT is 1.2 in Asia, you know what to do /bet/
PS4 500GB with Fifa 16 & Uncharted collection £249.99 @ Argos starts at 1am.
Shaking at this value.
>>63805405
literally the only thing that could stop the dream
Upto 6 months rent on Argentina now lids
>>63805740
Where do you live and how much is rent? Thinking about moving out but no idea what to look for or what's good value in property.
>>63805740
Can't quite believe that someone is still backing Ecuador, I really hope that it's Mackers and he tips it to his slug little followers so I can get even more sickening sums on Argentina.
Shaking at the value in backing Skenderbeu on the exchange
>>63805911
Do you feel in charge?
>>63801468
What app is this?
>>63806115
no, not far enough
>>63806115
Yes
I'm not a real better, but is there any reason why I shouldn't put $20 on the Panthers +1 @ 1.95?
What does it mean when the Panthers have 75% of the tickets vs. spread and 78% of the money vs. spread, but they're still the underdog/pick em?
>tfw betfair forum invite
>>63806141
It means the bookies are gonna feast
>>63806141
What do you use to see where the money has gone?
>>63801643
Lux is here
>Hedgehogs, newts, toads and some birds, such as song thrushes, love to eat slugs.
who /toad/ here?
>>63806218
So the Panthers are a dumb bet, and the bookies think the Cowboys are going to win?
>>63806245
William Hill US tweeted that particular spread out since they own almost all of the sportsbooks here.
Another disgusting top up on Argentina DNB
>>63806296
>>63806296
>not being a bird so you can eat slugs and worms
I knew Jokerit was going to fuck that game up but jesus christ couldn't they have given me one more goal. The last period Sochi played with 4 against 5 like 9minutes and 5 of those 9minutes were 3 against 5 and Jokerit still couldn't score.
James Mckeown
3 mins
Had a large on The Strongest -0.25 1.81
>>63805452
fifa 16 is worthless desu
>>63806501
Yeah, got my dream team and I'm done now desu
>>63806501
>>63806580
Yeah it isnt a top game on my list that I want but it is alright.
>They wern't on Tottenham
UTTER TEARS
Need fiorentina goal like the mixture of 78.084% Nitrogen, 20.9476 % Oxygen, 0.934 % Argon, 0.0314 % Carbon Dioxide CO2, 0.001818 % Neon, 0.0002 % Methane, 0.000524 % Helium, 0.000114 % Krypton, 0.00005 % Hydrogen and 0.0000087 % Xenon
>>63807242
you are tryng too much lid
im downvoting this post
>>63804829
>next couple of possessions could legitimately decide if the eagles are going to implode as an organization
Lions are now up 38 - 7 over the Iggles. It's ogre
>not getting on Lions -6.5
Over 45 isthebet in thepanthersgame lids
SO SO SHREWD I AM SO SO SHREWD
what we saying about napoli lads?
decent odds
>>63807732
they've already qualified and they haven't brought Mertens, Gabbiadini, Higuain, Reina and Jorginho
Liverpool -1
>>63807818
Well I'm convinced.
Almost in tears at the sums I have on arg slags lads.
Sickening SICKENING amounts
What's the /bet/ group bet of the evening?
Let's all lump a fiver on something.
>>63807900
Can't you read? Its obviously Argentina
>>63807900
I've got a truly horrifying amount of fivers on Argie slags
>>63807899
What's the reasoning
>>63807975
Who's carrying?
>>63807900
at least 3 fibers riding on argie u20 spags
>that Napoli line-up
I'm about to lose so much money, wish I wasn't so clueless
>>63808031
Everyone.
>>63807900
I literally have 300 pounds on Argentina, couldn't even eat dinner just now even though it was spag bol (my mum's speciality). Just had no appetite, how could I when I have this much on? I couldn't let her know I didn't finish so I had to put the leftovers in my pockets, took the dog for a walk to try and calm down and gave him the left over spag bol. I've tried, breathing exercises, having a wank and walking the dog but nothing can stop this anxiety.
Shaking so much.
I don't always post tips on /bet/ but when I do, they lose, and when I don't, they win LOL
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
E
A
S
E
As it's just kicked off could every one reply to this post with their total stake on Argentina. I have 200 pound spread across dnb and -0.25. Biggest stake ever.
>>63808172
Nice staking system sluggy
>>63808123
>shaking over 300
kek, i have a years rent on this, buying my mum a car with the winnings
Tiny on Wimbledon U18 -0.75 2nd half vs Ebbsfleet U18.. 10bet skins and Maxbet.
"Fair to say Fleet have been under the cosh and GK Hughes has been excellent. But we've been a 2nd half team in this season's competition..."
"43:00 Ebbsfleet holding on. AFC Wimbledon lead 1-0 but have hit the post and the crossbar as hosts dominant the first half"
>>63807899
been shaking for the past hour lid
>>63808192
$15 large ones on DNB @2.1
>
UTTER
UTTER
TEARS
>>63808199
>Argentina
More like begging your mum for rent
>>63808216
reminder that this is the official chase
just punched the cat when ecuador scored, need argie slags to get back into this or i can't afford to take her to the vet
Excellent, now I can reback.
>>63808192
$25
>>63808192
6000
Are people rebacking? Have 10% on roll, quite new to this are Argentina still going to win? Thanks, in advance.
Had to reback, in too deep anyway.
>>63808192
500 euro
>>63808316
Yes and no
Rebacked. Goal was a fluke, Argentina still win this. Now officially on retarded stake, going to walk the dog and come back later tonight to refresh balance. Still very confident we win. Good night and god bless x
>>63808316
I would feel comfortable with 50% of my roll on then
ARGENTINA
1-1 gg
>>63808192
596.21 dollarydoos
>can't even reback as bookie isn't offering live odds on the match
need to rage walk the dog t b h
A R G E N T I N A
So comfy i dozed off. Damn im full. Next game panthers spread.
>>63808192
£10
A R G E N T I N A
Can literally buy the Falkands if they win this
>>63808425
>need to rage wank the dog t b h
>americans
Lumped my entire roll on these slags, took me 15 minutes to type out this post i'm shaking so much
Never been so nervous in my life
Just gone back in for another little nibble before the rball babbys knock the price in even more.
LINK to stream for the slags game pls
>>63808192
£250 which is half my roll (pls no bully)
Argies win lads relax
meanwhile
anyone got an stream of the argie game? want to throw it on in the background while watching romo buttfuck scam newton
>>63808439
Did you have mac and cheese for your Thanksgiving dinner? What the fuck man
caan bareely type i;'m shakhing so muchh
>>63808192
8033
>>63808515
It's called Macaroni Cheese you child.
>>63808506
Glad I'm not on that Bolvian shite
Need AFC Wimbledon U18 and Argentina U20 (W) goals so much. In physical pain here, need to stop betting so much. Have most people's yearly salaries on a bunch of kids, can't stop shaking fucking hell, goals please. Need goals.
whys everyone on argie slags?
>>63808646
Cos it wins, that guy who is always right about the tournament said so
>>63808646
rball
>>63808646
>he isnt on argie slags
U T T E R
>>63808573
Le belittle others financial situations man
>>63808646
v a l u e
>>63808678
I woulld typpe out a well writren response but i'm shakinng too mcuh
>>63808672
>8-8 da's
yes rball
>>63808646
because of this guy >>63803680, he's been right about all the slag games so far
>>63808506
SAN JOSE
SAN JOSE
>Mackers
More like... the Weakest am I right? Caps of meltdowns pls.
Dread to think how many hours Calijah has to work for what I'm pissing on Argentinian girls that are younger than him.
>>63808646
cos I'm a degen who can resist good value
DOWN
>Addicts on twitter getting mad at 365 because cashout broken and payouts broken on some games atm
Tears
>>63808756
>we
>>63808756
it's been a while since I've used fb can't all those people's friends see what they're commenting and on what?
Signing out, can't take the pain no more. Down too much now, beyond a joke. Wish you all the best but I need to get a job and sort my life out.
Ecuador need to stop scoring or my cat's gonna get very hurt
UTTER UTTER TEARS
>argentina
tears at me for listening to an anonymous shitcunt without reasoning or slip
>>63808795
It's a secret group
Christ, are people on SW and not overs?
>>63808802
is this the guy who tipped argentina?
>>63808795
secret group so no
Gone too far lids, just punched my mum in the face after that goal went in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44t3xc_XDes
These rebacks are going to put me on the streets if i'm not careful.
Texted metaKnight before the game he said he was getting on overs instead. Followed him. Absolute AIR. Doing laps around the flat celebrating.
Tip: Argentina U20 women 0.0 FH 1.75 GL
Do I cash out lads?
>>63808889
>metaKnight betting on something with odds higher than 1.4
don't believe it
>>63808846
GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING CUNT, YOU HAVEN'T TIPPED OBERS SO WHY MAKE IT LIKE YOU ARE ON THEM. YOURE AFTERTIMING AND GENERAL CUNTISH NATURE IS WHY YOURE FUCKING DEPLORED BY EVERY MEMEBER OF THIS BOARD, PLEASE DIE YOU INSUFFERABLE, MONUMENTAL CUNT. CANT WAIT TO BOTTLE YOU, FUCKING CUNT. GET FUCKED.
>>63808935
there's still 60 minutes left. be a man
fifteen thousand pounds on bolivian shite
stressing out so much, need to take the cat for a walk
>>63808954
I mean, I mostly agree but wow
Rebacked arg and draw double chance.
>>63806106
Sorry its a little bit late, but its theScore
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