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Shaking for flatanon winners
>>63782266
Combine this with anons research guide from the other day and you're all set desu.
>>63782266
>>63782266
Just found this in the archives kek. I keep meaning to get round to updating the OP and creating some Christmas OC but keep forgetting about it
>tfw bookie doesn't offer either Flatanon race
>>63782350
If I remember correctly this was originally posted by Windigo wasnt it? Then people reposted it a few times as a joke.
>>63782369
Indeed it seems you are correct. Its not as funny now I know it wasn't BT who posted it first because it seemed really strange to me that he did
Reminder Windigo could profit in asia and this made Mark mad so he drove him out.
Lads, lads, lads. How did we all do tonight? I'm up $35
>>63784783
up huge from earlier tips from a britanon on u20 south american slags. got home from work just now and nothing to bet on. waiting for Astana U19 v Benfica U19 desu
>>63784783
I followed metaKnight's shitty fucking parlay. WHY DID I BELIEVE IN ICE HOCKEY.
>>63785130
Never follow metaknights tips, he's never tipped a winning accumulator
>>63785159
>>63785130
LOL sorry baddies I cashed out profit and went on another winning bet.
How mad does this screen cap make you?
>tfw will miss Flatanon's races because of my c u c k e d timezone and need to get up early
>>63784783
won a horse race and an NBA bet, up about $85
>>63784783
Up $100 from going /free money/ on the bulls, lucked out honestly with Jimmy being clutch and lilard being a chucker
>>63784783
Up £95 from NBA
Is there a way to filter tripcodes and names on 4chan's mobile site? The strange rise of two obnoxious canadians is going too far
>>63785225
iktfb
I apologize on behalf of all Canadians. We're mostly polite!
>>63785185
Anonymous tips: 0
Tripp's tips: 3
>>63785613
I know for a fact at least 4 of your tips have lost you cunt
Anonymous tips: 0
Tripp's tips: -1
>>63785763
just ignore this mug, lad
>>63784783
Fine
Payout took forever, but it's ok. I didn't see any other mispriced games.
Who is flatanon? Pls be gentle
>>63785900
A horse whisperer
>>63785912
Just googled him lel, how many bings/bongs til he tips?
>>63785931
Tears @ myself tbqh
>>63785931
He's already tipped
Gay Cavalier @ 16:45 Kempton
Intransigent @ 19:15 Kempton
Back on the punt with a win today fellas
Where's my nba bettors at?
>>63786059
I didn't dare touch that game with how cloppers have been choking lately
Let's have a serious discussion /bet/ what is the single best mainstream sport to find value bets on? And why is it baseball.
>>63786173
College football is mainstream where I live. It's the easiest because I can literally just watch them practice and then bet
I know this might be frowned upon, but theres a dota 2 game in play on 188bet, i didnt know they did esports. But games currently 1-1, ehome sw is 2.33 and they just drafted their heroes and i feel ehome should win this game based on the line up. Ehome also are the best chinese team and newbee arent as good as they used to be. They've not updated the prices since the draft.
>>63786342
which sportsbook is this? it's not on bet365 and i'm on 888bet.com and i don't see it there either
i just tuned in to the game. if you can get > 2.0 on ehome i would do it. don't know much about either of these teams, but if that's the odd, it looks good based on the current state of the game.
well, cash out whatever you can. ehome.l is clearly outclassed.
>That Gay Cavalier price drop
shaking
>>63786445
>>63786445
>only managed pennies last night
Need bubblegums like A I R
what do you lads think about astana-benfica U2.5 ? seems very likely to me
>tfw on flatanons tips again today
>last time flattie's horse didnt place
>time before that forgot to bet e/w and lost my stake
here's hoping today will be different
>>63786564
Gay cavalier has been tipped pretty heavily so good luck
Reminder that you will never be as shrewd as reddit.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12LUGEOsEsMG8yE4xB7IKBwVuczQ_OZOUHf20qayU0iE/edit#gid=0&vpid=A1
need one more sparta goal before HT like air
>>63782266
>Casinos open in my state
>Only allow for table games and slots
>Still can't bet on sports except in Nevada and Delaware.
>Delaware's laws only allow for Football betting, and only on Parlay cards.
>Only allowed to bets on horse racing in states.
A fucking hate this country sometimes.
>>63786665
/bet/ power, thank you
>>63786677
m8 just use Bovada. Its offshore so legally you're in the clear.
>Sports Jade: Welcome to Ladbrokes Sportsbook Live Chat. How may I help you?
>>63786710
[citation needed]
tears
>>63786774
There are only two federal laws that deal directly with sports betting: The Wire Act and the Internet Gambling Act
The Wire Act makes it illegal for a bank to deal directly with a sports bookie
The Internet Gambling Act makes it illegal to run a sportsbook within the US unless your state specifically allows it.
THERE IS NO LAW PREVENTING AN INDIVIDUAL FROM PLACING A WAGER ON A SPORT.
betting on horses for the first time in my existence because of /bet/
h-hold me
>>63787030
How tightly? ;)
Best hotels in vegas? want something similar to the hangover suite with mad bitches
>>63786486
its possible because of the long travel and freezing temperature (just checked -3 Celsius now). 2/3 of Benfica games were Over 2.5 though
>>63787035
as tight as possible tbqhwyf
What's the champions league bet lads?
Wonder if Rossy Boy cares or even thinks about the students whose loans he's spending on first class holidays.
Force awakens to gross more than avatar is a SPECIAL desu
>shattered every single pre-sale record for movie tickets by 8x, far more than Jurassic World
>The most watched film trailer of all-time on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE [Embed]
>Has now become one of the largest Disney franchises, has the full backing of Disney and Google's marketing power to back the film.
>previous highest grossing films of all-time were December 18-19 releases, but didn't have nearly this much interest in the films prior to release.
>Constantly referred to by news publications and journals as "The most anticipated film of all-time."
>China has finally lifted their ban on Star Wars the communist government had in place for decades. Chinese people have had a chance to see the prequels and OT in theater and gave the OT a lot of critical acclaim.
>This is consequently, the first time the people of China will be able to go out and see Star Wars around the same time the rest of the world gets to see it. Disney did a huge promo event placing stormtroopers along the Great Wall. Despite faring well in Korea and Japan, Star Wars never had a chance in China due to the ban.
>Almost all box office economists have predicted it will definitely break the opening weekend record, make roughly $209m domesticate on opening.
>theaters planning 24 hour weekends, early release parties, special viewing times at odd hours just for The Force Awakens.
>Disney has contracted to rent out every single IMAX theater in America, first contract of its kind.
>Star Wars succeeded in the 70s by appealing to an audience that had just left the Vietnam War and wanted something to believe in. Episode VII appeals to a more global audience that has gone to war with terrorists and extremists for the last decade, and will recognize many of the fundamentalists evils that plague society (ISIS, Jihadists) represented allegorically through The First Order and The Knights of Ren.
>>63787337
Forgot image because im shaking too much
>>63787337
>>63787344
Feel ill at the amounts placed.
these odds are fuckin MINT
>>63787337
thanks soccerway
>>63787337
>£133 max stake
zzzz
Absolute TEARS if you didn't bet at least o4.5 here
>>63787458
can't you just keep rebacking it?
>>63787462
>aftertiming
read the bottom 2 lines of >>63782350
City U19s DC @1.9
s h a k i n g
>>63787408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeB9nQpTKk
is bet365 not working for anyone else? This is all I get when I go on it and nothing happens when i try to log in
James Mckeown
2 mins · Tipster
Rapallobogliasco +0.5 asian away to US Sestri levante - In-play on Bet365 - On more bookies also - Medium @ 1.8
Both teams making changes from their regular side but Rapallobogliasco look the far far better team here.
48-8 up on DA's
>>63787547
Do you have a proxy on? If I forget to disable my proxy after Netflix or whatever, my Bet365 is really unresponsive
>>63787566
Nope, tried it on a different browser too and same thing. Can get the home screen up on my phone but the in-play page just keeps loading
Why are halal madrid barely the favorite today (at evens compared to 1.2 last time) vs some ukranian team? Are they going to not try as hard as the first meeting because their spot has been clinched or has penaldo been exposed as a babby who needs his own stadium?
>>63787594
Because the team are struggling
>>63787594
Bookies clueless.
>>63787547
i think thats a flash player issue m7 but dont quote me
>>63787594
Altitude
>Bet365 freezing forcing me to miss psv
>>63787536
pmsl
>>63787536
Tears
>>63787594
coming off 0-4 they will want to play well, they can still clinch the group, and its fucking shakhtar
large stake
*laughs*
Mackers?
S M A C K E R S
M
A
C
K
E
R
S
MACKER THE BOOKIE SMACKER
Dread to think how many millions Macker's will be up by the end of the year.
>>63787559
pls no bully but i cant find this account
is it private or something?
i know he's a meme here but im still interested in seeing his successes and failures
Luxton aftertiming again
>>63787775
It's a paid group
>>63787782
u w0t
how much?
>>63787796
£25 a month
/james.mckeown.94?fref=nf
real quick
15:40 Lingfield - Colorada @10
16:45 Kempton - Fern Owl @5.3 (on this as well as Flatanon’s horse, both have value imo)
15:10 Lingfield - Mfiftythreedotcom @12
15:00 Wetherby - Pistol @12
can somebody here explain to me the difference between AH @ 0.0 and a DNB?
If you stake Barca 0.0 and they lose, you lose. If they draw, you get your money back, and if they win you win. Isn't that a DNB?
How many bongs until flatanon's horses? Stuck in class
>>63787846
45 bings
>>63787829
they're the same
>>63787846
One bong 42 bings
>>63787866
a-am I seeing a new Rossy here?
>>63787872
>being this NEW
It's one of the most common
>>63787872
Its the sequel to this rossy
>>63787865
so then why are the odds better on AH?
What should I expect to go wrong here?
>>63787875
Not new at all lid. The one with the pout is the common one
>>63787893
Everything desu
>>63787893
everything?
>>63787893
Atletico
>>63787909
T I G E R
Whats gud
>>63787885
the bookies love being absolute banter merchants
>>63787941
Been really busy working on my senior design project and haven't even been able to lurk. Did I miss anything good?
>>63787967
Depends on how long you've been gone
Benfica
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i
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a
How much would you be willing to pay to see Rossy give Euan a good beating?
>>63787972
>forgetting my trip
Probably about 3 weeks.
>>63787978
>How much would you be willing to pay to see Rossy give Euan a good beating?
medium stake at least. night go large if feeling a bit cheeky
Special staking Russia Women to win as they're about to do it for the pilots
Astana surreal
>>63788008
>15 shots, 2 on
at least turkey can hit its target
>>63788002
Some decent tips
>>63787909
>>63787912
>>63787915
hopefully zlatan doesn't throw his old team the game and mercilessly pummels them as a sign of good faith
now to sleep when it's 5 AM and wake up in 6 hours to see if people will reply with TEARS to my post
>>63788002
You've missed me winning ludicrously disgusting amounts on U20 slags and making a mockery of all the so-called shrewdies in Asia
>>63788075
godspeed anon
the fix will be on
>>63787653
>didn't reback
Aids
Less than an hour until Flatanon
>>63786486
At least it was quick
shaking got so much on these flatanon tips
went house seeing today and put down the deposit with the winnings
>>63788195
post pics
need flatanon to come through or I'll be spending thanksgiving in the dumpsters again
>>63788204
don't be jealous
>Because of the diplomatic crisis that emerged yesterday when a Russian jet and later a rescue-helicopter were shot down in Turkey, the Russian Football Union has encouraged Russian clubs to cancel their training camps in Turkey for the upcoming winter break.
Was almost sick reading this
>>63788250
World War 3 to start before 2017 is a special stake to be honest
Anyone one benefica comeback
>>63788240
>didn't get on TGC at 7.50
utter. it's 4.50 now though
>>63788268
was thinking this, not sure how to feel
>>63788268
like air
>>63788268
on -0.75
>>63788269
i was too busy having sex
>>63788286
I enjoyed that babe, same time tomorrow? xx
>>63788286
>tfw losing desire to smash gf, wanting random hookups again
wat do
>>63787822
Pistol, Colorade and Mfiftythreedotcom lost. No worries, since they were all long odds, but a win would be nice soon since that makes it 9 bets without a hit. Still up a cunt or two over the last 7 days, of course
good luck for flatanon's horses, lads
>>63788293
LONDON?
>>63788304
ask for anal and then break up with her after
>>63788315
>No worries, since they were
>worries, since
>,
REEEEEEEEEE
>>63788233
You'll be able to buy that Dunkin Donuts franchise m8
ALL THAT PSV VALUE
>>63788304
Find out your fetish and have her do it to you.
>>63788351
Sex shops don't sell flatanon tip costumes
>>63788337
Underpriced to be honest should be 100/1 to be honest because United are gonna wipe the floor with them to be honest to be honest
>>63788379
>STRUGGLE AGAINST WATFORD
>GOING TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH PSV
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA
PSV BEAT THEM LAST TIME
>>63788379
>scrape watford through OG
>have a meme defence
>psv beat wolfsburg 2-0 last cl game
m8 pls
>>63788398
>>63788402
>should be 100/1
That didn't tell you he was probably being facetious?
>>63788398
They lost because they were shook by what happened to Shaw and couldnt focus.
The Watford result is pretty irrelevant as Martial wasnt playing.
>>63788416
>YOU
>YOU
>YOU
>>63788398
>>63788402
>Martial, Rooney and Fellaini back in the squad
>implicating PSV can get it done on a cold Wednesday night in Manchester
Gonna go get some bread for the Flatanon tip, brb lads.
The autism over PSV/Man U in this thread is surreal. Might just stay away on this one.
>The Gay Cavalier now at @4.50 from @8.00
Fucking pre-stakers, not waiting for in-play
>>63788441
>getting mad at pre-stakers on horses
idiot
need benfica goal like A I R
>>63788441
This desu. Not all got bubblegums, what channel is race on btw?
>>63788452
Please jump off a bridge you obvious slug
O X Y G E N
>>63788452
Smart money is on Pink Ribbon lad but Dubawi Light should romp it.
Just realised something that may have been obvious.
betfair sportsbook has Enzo Maccarinelli @ 2.3 to beat RJJ, I have the fight pretty much down the line.
>>63788334
but there's nothing wrong with that comma usage
>>63788482
You watching I'm a Celeb lid?
>>63788459
Breathe
>>63788459
Need another
>>63788484
it caused me to pause twice when reading
it triggered me
>>63788479
>may have been obvious
Remind me what the painting is called and what the film that popularised that mask is called
>>63788496
Not really
>>63788509
>>63788498
>not getting on o3.5 in case benfica conceded like i did
plebs
>>63788514
I know. Still, I don't think it's an obvious connection.
*laughs*
Flatanon?
5 BONGS UNTIL FLATANON'S FIRST TIP GETS UNDERWAY
>>63788563
bings you tool
>>63788563
I MEANT BINGS, MISTYPED BECAUSE I'M SHAKING SO MUCH
Large staking Tabani Spartacus U19 -0.25, whole team are regulars for a decent senior side
>>63788575
HUP
>>63788514
>Edvard Munch's Space Invader
>Mackers
I don't get it
>That horse chimping out
LARGE TABLA
>>63788334
comma splices are acceptable in idioms imo
Also looking forward to this race, hyp
SHAKING
need race stream like air
literally already lost
DOWN UNREAL
it's over
Pmsl lost already
Down a cunt
OMFG
UNFUCKING REAL
FLATANON UTTERLY FUCKING SURREAL JESUS
>>63788644
>>63788645
>>63788650
>>63788651
>Doubting Flatanon
KEKEKEKEKEK GAY
DOUBTERS BTFO
UNREAL
oh my...
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>63788643
>>63788644
>>63788645
>>63788650
>>63788651
LOL
>ever in doubt
:^)
SURREAL
UP BRAINS
FLATANON SURREAL
WINRAR
F L A T A N O N
L
A
T
A
N
O
N
SHAKING. SWEATING. HOW. JUST HOW.
wtf is happening in the race? currently standing next the shelf I'm stacking in Tesco and just checking this thread
>tfw I doubted
>>63787822
get btfo Fern Owl
thanks for showing me up Flatanon, up again
that run. was watching him just pick up speed in the final furlong. was BEGGING for top 3 and he blew them out
TYBFLATANON
>>63788696
Thanks pal. Embarrassed to say I had this written off.
>>63788694
the horse had a bad start and was right at the back but stormed all the way to the front near the end and won
Absolutely shaking.
Unreal.
If the 2nd one wins I am gonna retire at age 23.
>>63788694
we won
>>63788644
>Y
>O
>U
Snapped at my mum after that start. Off to apologise lids.
>>63788696
I love you so much (no homo)
>>63788336
will be naming a donut for flatanon
>>63788694
>implying youre allowed your phone on the shop floor
Shaking so much, if the next one wins I'll finally be a student mong with a 4 digit roll instead of a 3 digit roll
>>63788696
>>63788709
>>63788714
THANKS UAC
>tfw I smashed the cash out but Jew365 suspended it because it got out slow
kek
>>63788724
>he worked so hard at a minimum wage job
>he thought management cared more about hard work instead of who was the best bro
street smrts m8
>>63788730
zzzzz go be a bore in PGA
Called my mum a scruffy meff after the tez start, booking her a holiday as we speak
kek
Flatanon so incredibly based
Literally won back all losses from the past month in the last 2 days.
UNREAL
I CAN NOT BE STOPPED NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
What a ride by Flatanon, how did he get the horse to go from last to first????
>>63788741
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA ISN'T my home brother
>>63788757
NEED @upacunt to give him some shit
Penny punter here. What do?
>tfw missed the race
god damn it there was a big queue when buying bread
glad it won though
>>63788773
He just rocketed on the inside to the front in the last 5 seconds.
>>63788782
>god damn it there was a big queue when buying bread
Are you in Soviet Russia?
>>63788780
Let it run you sissy
>>63788780
>tfw have the same double but staked a lot more
>>63788780
Let it run lid
>>63788780
Kill yourself
He missed the kick, completely, not always a bad thing and he has run well from the back before. However the pace didn't appear overly strong as Time Square wasn't pestered too much up front so to make up that amount of ground was stunning. Won off 80 in Feb though so he was probably just a very well handicapped horse if putting his best hoof forward - which he did, eventually.
Let's hope Intransigent can bring up the double.
Imagine winning 4 figures on an animal. Literally feels surreal.
>>63788780
>not doing large singles and cheeky doubles
i'd be worried desu
>>63788835
GOD
>>63788835
>tfw didn't get on the double
I really do hope that it comes through but I'll still be very jealous of all the anons that got on if it does win
>>63788850
>not doing large singles and large doubles
>doubting based flatanon
>>63787337
This is actually a special stake.
>>63788575
3333333333333
I'm no flatanon but hope you lids got on
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
>>63787344
what site is that?
>Cringe
>>63788911
William Hill
>>63788575
Good bet, missed it in all the excitement of Flatanons race though.
>>63788812
How much did you stake?
>>63788946
£15.50
>tfw only managed 150 on both horses due to lack of accounts
Utter, utter
>withdrew my winning from flataonons tip
>goes out of 365 but doesnt show up in account
>try depositing to 365 to see if that works
>money goes out of account
what jewery is this?
>try
>>63788958
Why not go down to a betting shop?
>>63788960
Doesn't it take time for withdrawals to show up? I know it takes 12 hours with paypal with some bookies
>>63788960
It isn't instant mate, you just deposited more money from your account.
>>63788960
It takes more than a split second to withdraw funds.
I am pretty sure it says when you withdraw it will take a few days.
I think paypal/skrill are instant.
>>63788969
Would they have odds up the night before? Will do if that's the case, not stepped foot in a bookies for years
>>63788970
>>63788971
>>63788982
thanks sorry for being retarded, just seems weird it seems fine going out but not coming in
>>63788991
No idea. I am scared of betting shops dont wanna get bantered to death by Big Dave and Craigo.
>>63787344
>Star Wars: The Force Awakens Worldwide Total Gross to be settled on 1st September 2016
>only find out after staking
ffs
>>63788780
>saying no to free money
people do this???
>>63789026
Fuck sake. Not even worth it.
Whatever I stake now will be below a small by that time.
>>63789008
I'll check last time. Don't fancy getting on morning after as odds normally dropped
>>63789063
>last
next
>>63788319
and if she is into anal?
>>63789168
anal her and then break up if that hasn't changed your feelings
>>63789196
i was just wondering what would be the next step in your book.
requesting that cannot spake gambling addiction video
been looking for ages
>>63789219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5EnVnD6MIc
Literally 5 seconds on google.
cant believe i missed this
Got mugged off by jewbrokes
>>63789219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5EnVnD6MIc
>>63789239
On what lid?
>>63789238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X6VoFBCE9k
cant believe youve done this
>>63789233
it's not on google you fucking liar, I was google'ing variations of 'cannot spake' for dayz
thanks though I love this video <3
66666666
>>63789255
Refused to refund my risk free in-play because I didn't meet minimum odds on the pre match
>>63789294
should have read the terms and conditions you mug
>>63789284
surreal
>>63789294
>Doesn't read Terms and Conditions
>Bitches when he gets fucked
I'd like to think this is a lesson to you but I'm sure you'll maintain the attitude that somehow they are at fault.
Who are we backing today in Champion's League m8's?
>>63789300
>>63789314
But they didn't include it in the bullet points of the email. It was a trap tbf
If there's one thing I like about a flatanon tip, it's how everyone is on it together and win or lose for a few moments it's like how /bet/ used to be.
>>63789355
Atletico, Real and Man Utd
>>63789263
>not on google
>>63789294
>they didn't do what they didn't say they were going to do
/bet/ pls
>>63789356
See that asterisk?
>>63789355
Real and PSV for DAT VALUE
>>63789358
This desu
James Mckeown
Just now · Tipster
Deportivo San Martin Reserves -0.25 asian - Bet365 - Medium @ 1.825
I tipped Sport Huancayo Reserves a few times when they were at home at 3250m. Now they are at sea level away from home against one of the best sides in the league. San Martin currently are 1st in the table and the best side in the league with Cristal.
Strong lineup today for San Martin (Attached pic). 2 rocks in defence with 6 and 10 1st team appearances. All 3 top scorers start as well Ugarizza, Arakari and Garcia.
Can't see past a win here for San Martin, take Straight win also if limited.
99999999999
On Azerbaijan women + tbhonest family
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER!
PGAAAAAAAAAAA!
PGA, WHERE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO BET,
MACKERS DROPPING TIPS LIKE HE MAKES THEM GIRLS WET,
LOSES SOME BETS, GOES DOWN A CUNT,
BUT YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS ALWAYS WORHT A PUNT,
TALKING ABOUT MY HOME PGA BROTHER!
THESE OTHER TIPPING GROUPS ARE JUST FAKE,
MACKERS DROP YOU AND MAKE YOU SHAKE,
FUCK ALL YOU HOES TRYING TO EAT MY BANKROLL,
DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOLE,
SO SO SHREWD, HE IS SO SO SHREWD
HIS NAME IS MACKERS, HE WILL LEAD US TO RICHES
ALL OF HIS FUCKING HATERS, ARE SCARED LITTLE BITCHES!
Mackers UNREAL
>>63789495
went on just in time
lux
SURREAL
>>63789553
>>63789563
doesn't it start at 8:30, or did I bet on the wrong match?
Was the wuppertaler - dortmund u19 match called off or what?
Flashscore aint helping me
>>63789626
tears
Anyone had a punt on the Republican nominees?
Trump next president @ 10 is value
>>63789552
Is that to the tune of Kodak Black's no flocking?
New Calijah for your collections lids.
>>63789656
Le tesco BNP man
>>63789656
>that guy in the left's hair
JUST
>>63789656
Nice Primarni suit lid
>>63789656
Calijah literal neckbeard
>>63789656
>tfw your TSIBH treble lands
>>63789683
Speaking of i got a leaflet through my door this morning
>>63789495
1-1
>>63789739
rebacking like mad
Took azerbaijan women -2.5 tip top kek
lux
SURREAL UAC
>>63789807
Literally how
Bookies have stopped taking bets on flatanon to win /bet/'s sports personality of the year
>>63789824
+2.5 I mean
>>63789840
>not Euan
>>63789840
>Flatanon lays himself and deliberately loses his next 50 tips
I swear slags miss like 70% of penalties
>>63789963
I literally came in you mums mouth.
Tipperleaks desu
Winning so much these days that my pockets are getting fat. Kinda hard to keep my pants up
Anywhere for Americans to watch the next flatanon horse?
I am literally crying.
Betting is too easy.
There are people who will earn less with weeks of work than I have today pressing some buttons on a screen.
>>63790106
Get a stream of At The Races?
If flatanon's double wins, oil will return from the depths of the ocean.
>>63790108
I'm actually disgusted with myself lately because of how easy it's getting. Imagine pricing Azerbaijan up on a +3.25 and thinking you've done a good job, it doesn't even make me feel sorry that whoever is trading this game is a sad little wageslave when he's that bad at his job.
just got online, worth getting on Azerbaijan +1 at HT or value gone?
>>63790143
I'm starting to warm to this gimmick
>>63790138
>tfw he makes more from muggy online slots than everyone here did getting on the flatanon double
>>63790170
Nope they had wind first half, Malta will smash this half. Azerbaijan girls going to get blown over
ASK Kaltenleutgeben was on a +5
if i have a daughter, guess what ima call her, ima name her flatanon
>>63790126
Got it. Thanks.
>>63790199
+2.5 looks surreal from here (2-3)
>>63790199
Thanks for the tip
>>63790214
No problem senpai
>>63790211
waiting for unsuspend to blow my load on this
>>63790106
it's on racing uk
15 BINGS UNTIL FLATANON TIP #2
>>63790211
Rebacking from 3-3
shaking
>>63790265
>Odds literally unchanged
I don't feel nearly so good about this one but will be mega UAC if he comes in
Mum asked what I wanted for dinner fucking snapped at her lids shaking too much.
>>63790311
>stealing my gimmick
List your personal gimmicks
>>63790311
Hope Triple Chocolate and Spicy Jam go 1st and 2nd and she serves you triple chocolate spicy jam for dessert
shaking like muhammad ali with pneumonia
>>63790347
Literally 50%
U20 South American slags
Fat daddy
Shaking so much
What do you want from shop
Shouting at mum
Booking a holiday for mum
>The city of 365
>>63790362
4 of those gimmicks are mine you sad little man
Just punched out the HR women on my way out of work. Flatanon making me a years wage if he does the double.
>>63790347
Claiming other people have stolen my gimmicks
>>63790376
Oi claiming that you in fact started a gimmick when someone else claims they did is my gimmick you cunt
>>63790299
unless they're changing just before the race, odd changes don't usually mean nearly as much in horse racing as they do in football
have faith in flatanon, this looks good for an e/w
>>63790347
poverty
>>63790347
tipping short odds undefeated favourites
>>63790398
That's actually my gimmick too, I have far too many to list here and I'm not even gimmick guy
>>63790347
Is bankrolling the dunk contest a gimmick?
>AS Koma
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
>intransigent falls on the first corner
>>63790412
Dumpster diving should've taken off desu, probably would've if night bet hadn't pretty much died not long after
>>63790347
saying I was on the opposite of whatever result comes in
Sup /bet/,
Completely new to all this shit. To my ameircan anons, what site are you betting on and what sort of games/sports?
Seeing the majority of people in this thread from the UK. Does being from the US prohibit access to certain sites?
>>63790445
bovada, use my referral link lad
>>63790347
LUX
SURREAL
read OP
>>63790433
RIP Maple
RIP Burgerball
RIP Comfy night /bet/
>>63790430
>race hasnt started yet
>>63790445
>Does being from the US prohibit access to certain sites?
Literally all bar about 2 or 3
Most Americans use Bovada or bitcoins and Nitrogen to bet
please
PLACE
SECOND
DOWN UTTER TEARS SHOULD HAVE CASHED OUT
Did he get 2nd/3rd? Couldn't tell
Remember to order your dominos early to beat the rush after the race
>>63790498
Are you retarded? It was e/w? Pays out at 2.6.
>>63790499
2nd
>>63790499
yes
looked like 4th to me
>>63790498
Do you know what e/w is?
Everytime some fucking RETARD forgets to do e/w or doesnt understand it.
Like do we really get a stream of new people every week?
>>63790453
>>63790462
Gotcha. Does Bovada have those non-mainstream games (U20 South American football games, women's beach horseshoe throwing, etc?)
>>63790507
I meant my double, first one gets knocked down to a place too.
>>63790529
Recently they've added a lot of stuff. For example I can see lines for curling and women's handball.
Wait, why is my returns lower than it would have been if I'd cashed out after the first?
>>63790529
>Gotcha. Does Bovada have those non-mainstream games (U20 South American football games, women's beach horseshoe throwing, etc?)
some but not all, it's about 50/50 on being able to get on obscure matches
>That surge near the end
was shaking tbqh
what is happening with the Venezuela u20 on 365?
>>63790557
>>63790547
Thanks fellas. Last question: What are your primary means of finding a good bet? Do you just sift through obscure matches and google search shit? Does one rely on the leads given by /bet/?
>>63790592
I Ching, tea reading, and rball
Intransigent 2nd, good run but Lancelot du Lac just too good, no excuses.
e/w double returns a bit more profit too.
Still a good day. Enjoy your dominoes / treat your nan to something nice etc
Nothing for tomorrow.
This AS Koma game is ridiculous got on at 3-3
>>63790630
Based Flatanon
>>63790630
Thanks pal
Why do austrian friendlies always end early?
>>63790592
Let me know if you actually decide to sign up and I'll give you my referral link. My babby student bankroll thanks you
Backing this qt riding on Dove Mountain 8:35 Dundalk :3
>>63790630
love you hope to see some more tips soon xxx
>>63790566
Don't know what that means tbhones
>>63790689
I'd let her ride on my mountain
>>63790630
Thanks for the based tips
>>63790703
If you had them in an E/W double, the first winner gets knocked down to the place price.
That's why the potential cashout was higher before the 2nd race went off.
need jerv goals pls
>>63790727
Oh, that seems silly
Lincoln City 0.0 is free money
Real @ 2.2 now
THANKS
>>63790592
>Does one rely on the leads given by /bet/?
Bet has some good trips (euan aka t4tw, Flatanon, that slovak, ameribets) and even decent tips outside that but you have to research those to make sure it's not just some knob. I'm still learning how to research good bets myself, doing a lot of math for ncaa fb since I have the most data but it's not like a cash cow or anything.
Betting on mainstream american sports is going to have a razor thin margin for error so only bet what you can afford to lose. I look like it as a hobby so learning excel and relearning my math skills is fun and also helps me with my job - for real, the excel stuff I've learned doing /bet/ stuff is about to get me a promotion - very +ev.
>>63790630
thanks man, much appreciated
>>63790825
Put a tenner on when it was 1.95 earlier. What changed?
>>63789551
This was pretty much THE bet for today
I'm on Chile U20 women +0.5 from 1-0 down smedium.
Not watched the game so far but watched Brazil's 2 games previously. One thing I learnt, they cannot play when in the lead, some mental issue which they turn retarded and ability drops by 80%. Thats happened over 2 games. Willing to take a risk that it happens again.
Need man utd goal like
whos twitching on manu price to go up at least to 1.8 and then gonna smack their homes on ?
>>63791403
It won't hit 1.8 till probably about 60th min
>girl asked me to teach her how to bet
what should my response be?
>>63791403
Nah. Utd half time @2.75
>>63791564
send her the PGA rap
>>63791564
"Too many birds, not enough worms. No."
>>63791564
If you teach me how to fuck ;)
>>63791643
>not enough worms
You realise 99% of bettors are worms? How do you think the gambling industry stays afloat?
Also pmsl at thinking you're a bird. MAYBE a little sparrow if I am generous.
>>63791113
Thanks James
>>63791695
>YOU
was going to tell you guys to bet on defensor handicap but my cellphone died and they scored
odds are gone now, sorry
can't give advice on rentistas - villa teresa, even though vt is abysmal and rentistas is at home match can go many ways
>>63791734
3rd world problems
Need a First Half goal in the PSV game like air...
>>63791695
Don't think you quite understood the meaning of the phrase m8
man the volleyball girls are so cute
>>63791933
explain please
>>63792248
Worms refers to bets. Birds are the betters. Early birds get to the juicy worms first, before the value decreases or whatever.
Worms are not referring to un-shrewd betters.
That's what I gleaned anyway
>>63792328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow
Does anyone know how horse racing odds work? I got on flatanon's tips but now I have no clue how to enter the data into my spreadsheet. Bovada doesn't have odds posted for these races, apparently the payout was based on magic or something.
Using the aussie spreadsheet referenced in the OP, by the way.
>>63792401
They probably just use SP (starting price) meaning you get mugged off because Gay Cavalier was backed into about 4.0 iirc by the time the race started
>>63792401
The e/w double for me paid out at 2.85 odds.
Single on Gay Cavalier E/W paid out at about 5
and single on the other one paid out at 1.2
>>63792401
Put this into your odds column
=[payout]/[stake]
Easiest way, other option is putting your e/w bet as two separate bets and calculate the odds for the place
>>63792401
divide the return by your stake to get the odds
is there any literature or something like that on how to bet on horses? I want to provide tips not only read them -bc I'm ashamed of using someone else's effort to make money
>>63792500
If you don't know anything about horses atm keep your tips
Is there a way to follow flatanon's tips as an american? Don't see anything on sportsbetting.ag/betonline.ag. Are the kempton races only on bovada?
also based zlatan to bring in the dagger and lets me stop watching my money on psg
>>63792500
Why do you want to help people do something you'd be ashamed of doing yourself?
>>63792500
>I'm ashamed of using someone else's effort to make money
Thats got to be the most un/bet/ like sentence I've ever read. But I would say stick to the stuff you know and work on it because your tips have been fairly good so far and it would take a lot of time and effort before you get to Flatanons level
>There are people in this thread that did not get on Real -1 @ 3.2
>>63791113
Nice one James
Can't believe Real was @ evens
F A T
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>>63792628
cheers lid x
>>63792585
that's the point, I want to learn, not just leech on people. even though I don't even use said tips
>>63792604
it seems I wrote like shit
>>63792607
yeah well even though I have a surprisingly high acc on my stuff I'd like to know more and not resort to tips
even though horses are probably the hardest thing to tackle. thinking about it I should try learning closer leagues like argentinian or brazilian
>>63792500
Stick to your own area of expertise. Your exposure to local sports and knowledge on rball and the like gives you a good edge on other bettors. FlatAnon is one of the shrewdest tipsters on the internet, don't by any means think what he does is simple or easy to learn
>>63792625
I was in a rush and didn't look at all the other bets, so I just went with something simple. But yeah, the odds were all over the place
we gettin on man u ?
>>63792669
Can't tell whether it was a good bet or not. Brazil missed so many chances but that's happened so often it might be something which isn't accurately reflected in odds desu
Nothing worse than slimy little aftertimers
>>63792644
it drifted all the way to 2.2 right before kick-off where i got on
feeling positively MINT
>>63792476
>>63792481
Thanks guys, that worked
And thanks flatanon for the excellent tips
Robbie Savage is a fucking moron.
>>63792758
wriggling around in your tears desu
>>63792791
biin on da crack again lid
>>63792791
A man that literally cannot spake
Manchester United @ evens
what do?
>>63792894
draw probably
Need goals from Man Utd, Man City, Shakhtar, Malmo and Sevilla like air
imagine being on man utd -1 sweating for a refund
![292427-apple-macbook-air-13-inch-mid-2012[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ky4r8AK.jpg "292427-apple-macbook-air-13-inch-mid-2012[1]")
Need united goals like pic related
>>63793029
looks like you're suffocating to be honest
>>63793049
me at the moment to be honest family
Can anyone find odds for weightlifting world championship that is going on? A sport that i actually know besides football.
cheers lid x
not sure if i needed anything more than a manure goal in my life
BIG BOY WILDE FEASTING ON THE MUGS
MAY CONTAIN NUTS
>>63793257
C L U E L E S S
Party looks tez, mum a bit of a milf though, rich as fuck too
ffs united
I will NEVER EVER EVER learn not to trust britbong football in Europe
>>63793352
>milf
Awful mongrel looking thing
test
GARY
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BANTER
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>>63793371
Dats racist
>Nutella
Utter utter
also test
>allergic to every nut
Refuse to believe this
Tez atmosphere
STILL a wilder party than anything with Euan and his mates
>>63793435
>>63793400
trying to guess Euan's trip pass?
>>63793456
>>63793442
>>63793424
>>63793257
what are you guys talking about
>>63793502
No. I'm trying to get a new one but the cracker I have is clearly fucked.
I've been to grand union pub, class in the summer
>>63793526
don't feed the monkeys
>>63793526
J O S E P H
V
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>>63793491
Euans partys are world, i dont see any half cokes at this one.
Would love to be this dad's bespoke bookie
dem burgers doe
even fat rossy bhoy wouldnt eat them
>>63793589
Bet he's a spurs fan
>>63793526
They are discussing a television show in the /bet/ thread but don't dare question them about it because they'll claim since you can bet on the outcome of said television show their discussion is clearly on topic.
wtf are you talking about
>>63792500
>uruguayanon: asks /bet/ how to get better at betting
>/bet/: don't.
First thing I'd recommend is go back through the archives. Flatanon gave some really good advice about 2 months ago I think
But he specialises in flat races obviously, so look through the stats and watch races, keep a spreadsheet of what you would place your money on and see if you git gud or get rekt. Trial and error is how everyone learns betting
pmsl at apprentice watchers when im a celeb is on
Gary's merchandise is even worse value than Euan's tips
>>63792625
>YOU
>>63793663
Pmsl at not recording it so you don't have to watch the adverts
Tears if you're Wednesday nights aren't
Apprentice > celeb > peep show
G A R Y
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>>63793647
Get a life you seething little slug, the Apprentice is a MAINSTAY of /bet/ and you're showing your newness.
>paris & real on a -3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENALDO
Bet Selina is dirt
>>63793724
>>63793756
So what you're saying is my analysis is entirely accurate. Thanks guys.
Imagine going through the whole rigmarole of the apprentice process when you can make 6 figures sat at home betting
>>63793651
No the advice was to bet on the stuff he knows about because learning about horse betting so he can give back something to /bet/ is pointless
DAC
A
C
>>63792625
Giggling
>>63793811
Yes your analysis is correct but my statement still stands
Begone child.
whatever happened to /freemoney/? did he kill himself?
hi guys Stanley is back
how are you all doing autismoboys?
>>63794072
Hi Stanley Vermeer
>>63794041
bet on federer vs a no namer
bankrolled after federer went a set down
federer won set 2 but lost the match
Surface Winner Loser Score Odds Stats
41/2015 R32 Shanghai Masters Hard Albert Ramos-Vinolas Roger Federer 7-6(4) 2-6 6-3 17.00 - 1.02
alan sugar so far up valente's arse
>>63790630
you're one of the only trips on any board that deserves all the ass-kissing that they get
thanks for dropping by, I hope to reach your levels of horse tipping one day
