Official Lions vs Eagles Thanksgiving Day Extravaganza
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Get in here fellow turkey lovers
Randy Moss needs to come back to Football
>M U R R A Y I S B A S E D
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Who here /Eagles/?
>mfw when the loins win the turkeyb owl
>>63803530
Unfortunately.
>>63803567
>That Flag
Seems like you could've chosen any team in the league.
JUST
>>63803530
still picked the lions for the points
>>63803604
maybe he's a masochist
>>63803604
>>63803616
The team chose me many years ago. I had no say in this.
>>63803530
Not Eagles but /middlesworth/
O/u 3.5 sacks for Ziggy
Should I even watch the game?
I dont feel like being depressed today.
>>63803567
I'm going to drown my sorrows in Turkey, Denmark. I suggest you do the same with us in a show of solidarity
>>63803530
Here, f am.
>>63803706
As someone who is actually depressed and not a fan of either team, this is exactly why I will be watching. It should be a solid 3 hours of comedy.
>Anon you can watch football later
>Let the little ones, grandma, and grandpa watch the parade first
Will Sanchez lead the Eagles to victory today?
He's got more playoff experience than the #1 overall pick of 2009
Losses on thanksgiving
>lions:38
>eagles:0
I like the odds
>detroit
Muh inner cities
>EDP dies from choking on a turkey leg after the iggles get btfo
>strong white people already training the 2032 Detroit Lions
>>63803757
How did he react after the bucs game? Did he cry?
>bradshaw BTFO
>>63803775
Almost, you can hear him holding back the tears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5MMm4CeYo
>>63803530
>not realizing Pennsylvania votes blue every chance it gets.
>two teams that should be good but just aren't
>>63803739
Despite Sanchez's pension for INTs and all the E!SPN fueled drama,the Eagles will win tbqfhwymf.
Like, if I was FORCED to bet I would pick the Eagles.
Where the stream at
who /bored bears/ here
>>63803823
http://www.reddit.com
Ha ha ha Eagles fans spotted at the game today
This song is hilarious
>>63803846
what a cunt. Its been 2.5 years and he's building an entirely new team.
Probably the best shit he's down in 2 years
lel this promo is spot on
>>63803853
Funnier than it deserved to be
Jim bob cooter is feeling pretty special
that fat fuck in the bernie shirt kek
>>63803798
>this fat fuck makes more money by just making rant videos and posting them on YouTube than most of /sp/
>this entire song
Even they admit these games will suck
Can't wait to see how the Eagles fuck this one up.
>>63803846
Did you find EDP?
How did the Lions always get to play on Thanksgiving? I head the Cowboys because they are at least America's Team. But the Lions? What a shitty team to have play and represent a holiday.
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SHITPOSTING?
>>63803879
He made a video where he said that he got fired from walmart twice recently
so...he's probably not rolling in riches just yet
>>63803823
Your local FOX channel
>>63803865
Didn't they make it to the playoffs in his first year?
>>63803899
>cowboys
>america's team
Mexicans OUT
america's team is clearly the dolphins
>>63803731
The parade ends before the first game starts.
>>63803795
Wow. I was angry after the game, but this is some next level butthurt
>holiday in america
>fat burger foods
>football all day
>sponsored by swiss miss
Is it comfy in here?
>Celebrating genocide of the natives by eating turkey and watching sports
disgusting.
Fuck this country
Edp suicide watch
Why did the year turn out so bad?
Where did it all go wrong ;_;
>implying the Eagles won't throw this game so Chip actually gets fired
BASED TROY HERE TO SHIT ON THE IGGS
>>63803902
I thought he quit because he did not a company, franchise, or entity determining his life?
He's a stupid fuck anyways.
>>63803922
We're celebrating our victory. Sorry they lost senpaitachi. You're welcome.
Signed, America
>Joe Buck's beard
every time
Broncos fan reporting in, I hope for an orderly game with little to no injuries or controversy
>>63803924
If you haven't noticed, everyone is having a shit season except for the patriots, broncos, vikings, panthers, bengals, packers, and cardinals
>joe buck
>detroit vs philadelphia
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is this the gamethread?
Why's it so dead?
chicken parm you taste so good
>>63803957
Iggles vs lions
What you expect on thanksgiving, total shit fest
>>63803949
>filthadelphia
>detoilet
Good one.
>now its time to play some ball
pls stop
>>63803957
TURNS OUT THE ENTIRE BOARD IS A BUNCH OF CASUALS
>>63803899
Because the Thanksgiving game has been a thing since the 50s, before your father was even born.
>>63803933
Dubs confirm
>mfw Chip returns to Oregon next season
>>63803953
and even the packers and broncos are debatable on there
>>63803954
joe buck isn't as bad anymore...now he's random cbs announcer tier instead of outright awful
>>63803957
Normies spending time with their families and shit.
>chicken parm
>draftkings
Which commercial is worse
>>63803957
>expecting people to be browsing 4chan on thanksgiving.
Sabrina Carpenter?
Does Manning get lost in his car because everyday he wakes up is a living nightmare when he realizes he's not still in Indianapolis?
Denver drivers are whale-shit tier too. Nothing lower than whale-shit.
>>63803967
people watching this game are masochists, so this amount of people is to be expected
BASED SABRINA
>she's 16 years old
Welp, fuck it. I'd still do her
>sabrina carpenter
we all pedos now
why is her pitch so high FUCK
>>63803995
muh sides
>>63803953
This. But that should also make some teams feel optimistic. If so many teams are shitting the bed, then a couple wildcards are still up in the air
this chick doesn't look like shes 16
nation anthem goat voice activated
>Everyone is eating dinner with their families
>Sitting at home alone watching football with my anonymous internet friends
>I'll probably eat peanut butter and jelly for dinner
Tell me everything is going to be alright /sp/
who /trans/ here?
>>63803957
Most people are eating food with their families, not shitposting on 4chan
>>63804009
because she's like 14
>detroit area children
>white
you're not fooling me
I dont think this bitch knows the notes to this song.
>>63804002
bet this was on jared's hard drive desu senpai
Dat black kid behind her staring at her ass
fuckers didn't even do the cool flag waving thing
>>63804004
16 is legal in most states.
why does she sound drunk?
here we go lads
who /comfywithcider/ here?
>>63803994
it's that reoccurring dream where his dad loses his job to Oliver Luck, so Manning has to support the family by being better than Archie ever was.
Only to lose his job to Andrew Luck.
Oh wait, that wasn't a dream.
>not watching the based dog show with Peterman until the game starts
>>63804023
Umm... She's 16 jerk
>>63804034
who /beefthanksgiving/ here? fuck turkey tbqh
>>63804022
No one eats thanks giving dinner at 1230 am
>>63803957
Saving the full force shitposting for the other games.
>>63804020
i don't watch or post in /epl/, only pay attention during /trans/ desu
>>63804034
Tea here bro.
uhhh why did that 16 year old kid look 28?
>tfw the stream on NFL Gamepass hasn't started yet so I don't get all the build up or anthems and shit
>yeb
>>63804019
me too anon. fuck everyone else. just settle up and get comfy with us.
>>63804019
could be worse m8. i absoultely hate my sister for shit she did years ago and refuses to change. anyway, she pretends that everything is alright with us. makes me look like the asshole. i just ignore her. im currently locked in my room, dog sleeping by my side. rest of the family is cooking and playing music. i just have some chips and a stream. cheers m8.
>>63804034
>Temps almost 60 here
>New Jersey in late November
This is the least comfy Thanksgiving ever
>>63804054
the power of makeup
We in here
>>63804046
fuck I meant pm. Don't make fun of me, shut the fuck up
>>63804022
>Dinner
>11:30 am
Only poor people who have to go shopping later do that.
>>63804046
You do if you plan on shopping later on and besides, most people cook the day before so the food is already done by the holiday.
>>63804034
I'm drinking this warmed up in the microwave with the family, wrapped up in a blanket. So comfy
>>63803530
reporting in from the Lehigh Valley
>>63804054
Disney sex magic
Why is there always a Godfather marathon on Thanksgiving?
>>63804061
Warren county here, it was much better 2 days ago. Fuck today's weather
>>63804070
>cook the day before
pleb detected
>>63804031
>tfw never fucked any girls in high school
>tfw now too old for fresh HS pussy, legal or not
>>63804070
Shopping later on? Nigga, I'm shopping right now. Just picked up Ran and Kagemusha from Barnes and noble
>>63804034
going to be having beer and food soon
Only comfy thread of the day. Loins and iggles are both brothers in the legion of suffering.
>>63804068
>Not eating already
>Shopping on thanksgiving
If we can have 1 gamebread with no Milanas I will by everyone here a jap-tier Star Wars action figure.
Finally it's appropriate to crack open a beer.
What's your thanksgiving day drinking drink, /sp/?
>>63804080
because t is the most overrated group of movies ever
>>63804080
That movie is the definition of comfy and it keeps the Italians from leaving the house.
>erin andrews in detroit
brb going downtown to rape
Who /fryingturkey/ later?
>>63804080
Thanksgiving is the Family holiday
>>63804058
nice bod m8
>>63804071
>tfw farm-bought cider sprinkled with cinnamon heated up with ginger snaps
i'm in heaven breh
too bad the game has to start lel
>>63804085
>Spending the whole holiday cooking
Retard detected.
>>63804046
It's fine senpai. We knew what you meant. My family starts eating at 2-3 ish, a lot of them go Black Friday shopping quickly after.
>>63804094
Cheap shit Budweiser because the family got it in fucking case loads
>>63804094
tap water
Why do Americans have Spanish broadcast options?
>>63804086
i had sex with one high school girl right after i graduated
technically illegal though i don't regret it as i never had sex in high school and i will never have the chance again
>>63804094
Bourbon
>no traps posted
You disappoint me /sp/
>>63804045
I'm having a cornish hen
still poultry, so it works
>>63804094
Egg Nog with Brandy
Sanchez, your perfectly average QB
>>63804094
Heineken here. Socially acceptable to drink at 12:30pm if there's some handegg on.
>>63804117
Because Trump isn't president
who /owg/ here
lol that td-int
if he can lose 3 more games he'll be the definition of average
also i knew it was a good idea to start cooper today, sanchez loves him
>>63804108
not me, the women f a m
we all just drink and watch football
>>63804131
I like your style anon
>>63804094
German gluhwine
>tfw I will never experience a real american thanksgiving
At least there's football on at reasonable hours
>LE GO SOOPA FAST MAN
Can Chip Kelly please fuck off to college?
>>63804105
be safe anon
>>63804107
>nice bod m8
keeeek nah breh I'm a fatass
>barrell roll
Thanksgiving was a month ago
>>63804131
The GOAT holiday drink desu
DO A BARREL ROLL
Who is /sp/ rooting for?
>>63804117
you do realize that we have a shitload of Hispanics here?
murray has slipped twice already, nice
>>63804094
>Finally it's appropriate to crack open a beer.
Haha no, but don't let that stop you.
This is the first time i have seen Philadelphia this season, why are they so try hard on the up tempo?
That hit the ground. Challenge it, Detroit.
Is Based Matt here?
>>63804158
DETROIT STRONG!
>>63804149
are you bald lel
>eagles
>running game
nice hands for once pope
MURRAY ISN'T GOOD RUNNING OUT OF THE SHOTGUN
WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND CHIP
>>63804160
But why not force them to assimilate like we do with foreigners in Australia?
>>63804147
come on over f a m
>>63804117
15% of Americans can speak Spanish, 10% speak it as their first language.
>tfw we're taking over
a battle of who can be worse
thanksgiving lions
imploding eagles
>"The Eagles are in a hurry, this is what they do and this is their attack."
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING NORMIE CASTIG THIS GAME
How do we fix The Lions, all options on the table?
>>63804158
>iggles
>neutral
>packers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAp57G1hLn0
>sanchez on thanksgiving
prepare for it
>>63804158
just want a 100 point game, don't care about the split
>>63804174
Librulss
>not a great throw by sanchez
i wonder how many times we will hear that today
>>63804164
Because it wears out defenses quickly. Because it allows the team to focus on a smaller playbook while perfecting the plays they do use.
>>63804158
Detroit because i want to see Chip Kelly crucified live on Thanksgiving night
>>63804094
I've got a couple bottles of Riesling for dinner later, a Red Hook Holiday 12 Pack and a couple bottles of Full Sail IPA rolling around.
Not bad tbhfam
veteran move by peters
S
--
8
>These foreign flags
>you will never be the guy on the sidelines that wears the big blaze arm stretch
>>63804178
Trump will solve this problem soon
I like that all football today is NFC.
Who /giants/ here?
Can't wait for this Iggles and Cowgirls shitfest.
>>63804174
There's no need to force it, immigrants assimilate insanely quickly. My grandparents only spoke Spanish when they arrived here, I barely speak it at all. Latinos are just the latest ethnic group, we'll be considered as American as everyone else within 20 years.
>>63804174
Because it's the land of the free cunt
>>63804158
Eagles
>>63804180
I've always wondered what go through women's head when they decide to do porn
>>63804205
AFC too busy eating
>>63804205
AFC LEAST
>>63804180
Holy shit that one on the right is ugly. Looks like she fell out of the ugly tree, but was ugly to begin with so it didnt matter.
>tfw no Buck and Aikman later tonight
PHILTHADELPHIA AT IT AGAIN
>>63804158
Eagles of course
>>63804204
Trump employs 80% of them in his casinos.
STOP
RUNNING
THE BALL
TO THE SIDE
WITH MURRAY HE IS A NORTH SOUTH RUNNER YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>63804158
Iggies
I really hate the read option. Get that meme shit out of the NFL.
>tfw hot cousin will be at thanksgiving dinner today
She's technically my aunt but she's my age so i call her my cousin... is it ok if I make a move since she's not my cousin?
>>63804215
"i need money"
>>63804204
>implying that all of my relatives aren't voting for Trump despite being latino
Not all of us are Mexicans senpai
this pass d, kill me
>>63804215
Mainly dicks and semen senpaitachi.
>>63804220
But dem big ole white titties make up for it
>that manlet
Rip leg
F
>Peters rekt not even five minutes in
Son of a bitch
>2nd & 14
>handoff from shotgun
Fuck chip kelly
>>63804215
I wish I knew my Dad.
>DED EAGLE
>peters already out
wew lads
let's just go full patriots and pass every goddamn play
>>63804225
post more
>>63804215
>I can get paid to be a slut like I already am? Nice!
>Caldwell
>credit
Aikmen pls
>>63804215
The wind, I imagine.
>>63804221
>mfw aikman doesn't get to jerk it all over the cowboys game on their super bowl.
>>63804240
But women don't actually enjoy sex.
murray is trash
>>63804240
AYYY
>bradshit suicide watch on the sideline watching the spic play
Fire Caldwell and hire Jim Bob Cooter.
So where is Chip Kelly going after this season?
USC? Miami? Canada?
>face mask
DON'T BE SCARED LIL NIGGA
The eagles are well within the sanchez endzone pick zone
>>63804209
reporting
>>63803922
>shillary pls go
>>63804256
>not wanting to copy the best team
baka desu senpai
bradley cooper is so fucking terrrible... fuck chip kelly and fuck that cunt josh huff.. they all need to goo before chip nukes this franchise
>>63804232
pics?
>>63804256
Why couldn't it have been Tebow time police
GOTTA SPROLE FAST
The smell of the turkey in the oven must be driving my doggie crazy. He is growling while sleeping.
DOINK
TROLLPOLL
DINK
>Eagles
HAHAHAHAHA
>DOINK
kill me
Little crowd noise. Booming echoing public address announcer.
Is anyone at the game?
TROLLPOST
doink
almost looked like lane's hand was stuck in his mask, no other reason he'd be pulling that long
>offense
>in charge of scoring
DOINK
DAT KICK DOE
KA POW
DINK
I
N
K
THUNK
doink
doink
Hope they televise the half time show, Big Sean is performing
goddamnit eagles
Is Sturgis elite?
>>63804241
just a distraction. would not fug.
Is a missed close FG the most satisfying thud in sports?
FUCKING STURGIS
FIRE THIS PIECE OF SHIT
DOINK
welp the game is over
at least know we know chip is defiantly gone
>>63804319
All that work on offense and nothing to show for it.
Is anyone actually watching this soggy wet turd of a game?
>Shiggles
>>63804308
Lel mine is being a Jew staring at the oven
Foreign fags leave
lmao kerplunk!!
>>63804305
Because Chip is still Salty Tebow won the Natty.
Sam and him pulled a really mean prank because they're perpetual second placers.
Eagles already fucked up and it wasn't Zanches's fault. Great day of handegg already tbqh
Can anyone explain to me why hitting the uprights shouldn't at least be worth a couple points? I would consider it far more difficult.
>>63804302
but we've already got the doink-and-dunk offense down desu
>chip kelly still has an NFL job
AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD
nope.
Welp, that missed field goal is going to make the Eagles lose this game
For the 4th time this season...
There's something so satisfying about the sound of a kick doinking off the upright...
Get fucked, faggles
>>63804346
>defiantly
>>63804319
This is the Eagles in a nutshell this year
>3 and out
Or
>looking like they're moving down field nicely, penalties back them up, have to settle for a missed FG
>>63803922
The genocide came much later than the initial arrival friend. We're celebrating the fact they welcomed many of our ancestors into their country with open arms and helped them survive the harsh winter and shitty conditions of colony living. We're celebrating friendship and unity, which is what sports and food is all about. go fuck yourself and read a book nigger.
I didn't even realize it was Joe Buck until the "aaaaaaaaaaaaaand nope"
Classic.
>>63804353
stop being isolationist
>>63804353
Why so angry? Aren't you enjoying the NFLs global expansion?
>eagles
JUST
>>63804349
Yes. I've got nothing better to do. Same with you?
>>63804180
I'm gonna need a sauce
>>63804361
>chip kelly missed that fg
keep hating
>that soul-crushing DONK
>first play
>flag on offense
heh
>mfw the Iggles will lose by 2
>>63804349
Obviously everyone posting here.
>Flag already
ahahaha
>igglels
go loins
CAN'T SPAM THE GRAHAM
BASED
ELITE
MUSCULAR
RUN DEFENSE
thx for coming back to us graham
Lions suck ass lads. Is Detoilet already kill?
>>63804270
What is important is that they recognize its important for pair-bonding and making babies. Everything else is hedonistic.
Which team wants to lose more?
I honestly can't tell
>inb4 0-0 tie
>>63804398
2-0 Detoilet final score. Sanchez butt fumble safety in endzone.
Did these guys even practice during the week?
>4th and 20
>puckers lost to these loins in lambeau
LOOK JIM NO HANDS
>lions being lions
>this game
good god how horrifying
i cant believe the raiders lost to this fucking lions team
>>63804413
>ELITE
c'mon now, I'm an iggles fan and you can't say that now :(
JESUS WHEN DOES A GOOD GAME COME ON?
>>63804421
>they actually have mark sanchez as QB
I don't know man.
How does Stafford lose so many games, literally all he has to do is throw it at Calvin Johnson.
>not throwing dragons to Megatron over that fuck nigga
Any Lions fans ever go to a Thanksgiving game?
I went to the Green Bay 29 Detroit 27 game in 2001.
>>63804427
blaze it faggot
>>63804421
Either way we all lose
Tryptophan taking over.
Nice drive there Loins but I think you should leave the negative yardage to Demarco Murray.
>watching the family yelling at the screen for all the fuck ups so far by both teams
They are in for a long day watching this shit tier
>>63804438
Unless Romo keeps it close, not until 830
>>63804444
4quads checked
>>63804429
Where's your god now, Judas Kiss?
>The Shitty of Filthidelphia
>penalty
>bad throw to calvin johnson
>running play for a loss
>running back drops a pass
>punt
somehow the lions offense is even worse than ours
>>63804435
ON PAPER WE ARE A TOP 5 UNIT
i don't care about the real world anymore all it does is hurt you
>>63804438
Sunday.
Already drinking.
Tracy Morgan is back. lel
Holy shit that beats commercial was fucking awful
>>63804450
>can't drink alcohol on thanksgiving because I'll fall asleep on the sofa
truly suffering
>Joe Buck
>He said Christmas on TV
He's gonna get fired
>>63804374
We should keep the best stuff for ourselves
>>63804377
No
It's our fucking sport
>>63804429
Rogers hasn't been playing angry until they got that brutal wakeup call they can't just waltz and tapdance into the playoffs. I for one am glad they lost to Detroit in fucking Lambeau, it was just the slap in the face Roggy needed to get his team's shit together.
who /greenbeancasserole/ holiday gameday master race here?
>>63804455
>implying dem boys aren't gonna rout the Panthers
https://twitter.com/MoneyLynch/status/669936371512057859/video/1
Is he the chillest player in da leeg?
LMAO
>>63804479
a job
>>63804444
>quads confirm this is what must be done for the loins to win
>>63804482
GI Joe with the Kung-fu grip
>>63804482
ps4 with fallout or black ops 3 bundled
>murray can't do shit out of the shotgun
>chip keeps calling plays for murray out of the shotgun
HOW FUCKING STUBBORN CAN ONE PERSON BE
>>63804482
Gib gf pls
>>63804482
to not get kucked
>hey guys the pass defense has been pretty porous today, what should we do on our next drive?
>let's run it up the gut twice
That was a pretty good drive
LEL
>>63804482
I want a playoff position for the Lions
>>63804464
>i don't care about the real world anymore all it does is hurt you
>an iggles fan
>>63804482
A bottle of brandy and some new shoes
love seeing Golden Taint get blown up
>>63804482
I want a new penis please
fug lions are bad
ANSAH
>>63804494
It's not like he want's Sanchez close to asses with the ball.
I think it's a good call.
EVERY WEEK I HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHITTY EAGLES OFFENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET RID OF EVERY QUARTERBACK AND START OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess the Eagles liked the Loins 3 and out so much they decided to copy them.
>>63804482
Nice sweaters and shirts
A month long vacation to Tokyo/Seuol
Super Bowl win for the Patriots
>>63804384
Well, it's obviously Bangbros
STRONK WOMAN!
>>63804482
I5 4690k processor
>>63804490
you're doing it wrong, maybe that's why no job
>>63804510
EDP please leave
>>63804494
>If it works in Madden, it works in real life
>>63804488
*smacks lips*
HOL UP
>>63804482
More zoloft for my wife and a bunch of cool toys for my son. And some Vikings gear.
>>63804482
gf please
>>63804494
IF WE DO IT ENOUGH IT WILL WORK EVENTUALLY(like with pregnancy.)
Lunchtime is the best time to eat thanksgiving meal
Who will win today's games /sp/?
Lions
Cowboys
Packers
Remember when this happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZrpEdc0ZQ
>>63804492
>>63804493
>>63804496
>>63804501
>>63804507
>>63804526
It seems like you've been bad
Coal for all of you
>>63804495
>>63804516
Leave pls
>>63804482
Vikings super bowl
a girlfriend
A decent computer
>>63804479
The Tom Ford sunglasses James Bond wore in the latest film.
>>63804482
Is an owl ring so much to ask?
>tfw edp can finally die happy
>Muh women are just like men
>>63804501
>playoff position for the lions
>behind 2 teams by 4 games losses in own position
Who /Lions & Panthers fans for a day/ here
abu abu abu abu abu
I'm thankful for Tom Brady, guys.
>>63804542
>Leave pls
oh, okay Anon
>>63804539
LOINS BEAT IGGLES
DEM BOYZ BEAT MEMETHERS
FUDGEPACKERS BEAT BURRS
>>63802940
owg jinx time?
jesus christ, if I wanted to see a scoreless draw I'd watch european football instead
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>"people" eat ham on thanksgiving instead of turkey
Holy shit JUST
>tackling
>>63804571
this
wtf is wrong with them
>>63804482
Vikes superb owl
>>63804543
You can only have one, what do you pick?
Abdullah a beast
>lions have the worst rushing attack in the NFL
>immediately give up 20+ yard run
why can't we be consistent
>>63804542
be nice senpaitachi. its christmas.
>>63804563
Sorry
You can stay
I meant those foreign fags
Here we go again
>>63804572
FUCK
>>63804571
>2015
>not having both
>>63804571
I'm eating beef roast senpai
>>63804571
Got both cooking
Turkey was free for spending certain amount at grocery store
And I like fucking spiral ham
>>63804577
The bowl
please
reminder to have edp's livestream open while you watch this
>>63804482
Liz
I am a cowboys fan tor today.
My gosh, wide open in the middle. Is Dom Capers calling the defense on the Eagles?
>>63804526
Really good CPU.
>>63804534
>wife
You mean your mom
Also Jenkins and the secondary can't cover or tackle shit.
They deserve to lose with these scrubs
vintage 2014 secondary right dere
>>63804574
>not doing it to just piss off muzzies
>>63804590
>eating red meat
>ever
Is Stafford elite?
look at that fight fucking spiral
>>63804595
link?
What does Turducken taste like?
Fucking Pettidrop
how do you not catch that perfect pass?
>golden taint
>>63804617
tinychat com/edp445
>>63804617
Turkey with a duck shoved up it's ass, with a hen shoved up the duck's ass
>>63804613
that's the kid from 6th sense m8
>>63804620
when you get sandwiched between two niggers
>>63804581
>gave up 200+ rushing yards last week
>surprised they gave up a 20+ yard run this week
Is joe lombardi related to the goat?
>iggles playing the Dom Capers defense
>>63804623
Sounds like a euphemism for piss
>>63804613
that pass was pretty elite
>hey guys what is a "crossing route" and how do we cover it???
>>63804639
yes
>>63804602
Not everyone here is a lonely kuck. I've been with her for 12 years and she's literally off her meds. Not cool.
>>63804617
I had it and was kinda disappointed. Tastes just like turkey desu.
Everything is so perverted and dishonest in America today. Everything is saturated with fine print, disclaimers and unethical practices to make money. Greed abounds and businesses have become cut-throat, resorting to unethical methods of bilking consumers out of every dime they possible can. The people who run the corporations are very smart people, and they hire professionals on top of that, who do nothing but figure out how to get our money, put us in debt, make us obese, put us on prescription drugs, lead us to support criminal politicians, et cetera.
What people need to do is detoxify (just as with one's physical body) from all the consumer advertising, hype and dishonest marketing. Decide not to watch TV, or use your credit card, or go out to eat, or play their game as much as possible for 3-months (I dare you to try if you can), and then you'll see just how much the average person is caught-up in today's madhouse, greedy and insane culture in America! Most people are so materialistic, selfish and apathetic that they are well nigh hopeless from Heaven's perspective. What are you doing with your life for God? A lot of Americans get really upset when told that they are sinful, arrogant, dumbed-down, perverted, selfish and spoiled; thus proving my point.
>>63804617
turkey dick
>>63804639
grandson
>>63804639
Yeah. I guess if it means anything, Belichick sucked in Cleveland
Jim Bob Cooter seems to get better with every game
>>63804650
did the duck make it greasy at all?
Six!
gg easy
ugh my boyfriend is yelling at the tv again. why do men take football so serious?
DEEEEEETROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>63804534
>zoloft
That's some nasty shit
>losing to the lions
kek
>Eagles
They sliced the Eagles defense easy on that drive.
kendricks juked the FUCK out
>HE ISN'T WATCHING EDP RIGHT NOW
TOUCHDOWN FUCK NIGGAS
This is the game that will propel the Lions to the playoffs. Book it.
Is Riddick elite?
>EAGLES
>>63804656
go suck a muslim dick Mohammed
>>63804656
tl;dr
Kill yourself
THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK
>Doubting the Lions on Thanksgiving
They're gonna pass in Maxwell's direction all day.
>>63804669
Because you're an ugly bitch who can't catch his attention.
>>63804669
My mom yells at Dancing with the Stars.
>>63804680
Only shit teams like the Raiders, Bears, and Puckers lose to the Lions
>>63804656
yeah but your people let pakis rape over 1400 girls and that was just one shire.
Will the Eagles win another game this season?
Da fuck Arnold
>>63804656
Fuck off faggot we're watching football.
MAXWELL COULDN'T EVEN COVER ME
>>63804678
Be that as it may, it keeps her from going full Kong daily so I'll take the lesser of two evils
Is there a more obnoxious celebration in the history of sports then that stupid fucking "eating" thing?
>The best defense is defense
what the fuck man
>this Youtube commercial
>>63804669
do you visit /soc/?
>>63804686
This nigga streams games now?
>>63804710
Don't Eagles fans want to lose they can purge Chip?
>>63804710
idk
hope Chip enjoys USC
>>63804691
thatniggaugly.jpg
>>63804648
Better force feed her some meds before she goes Bobbit on your ding dong. You'll be on the side of the highway looking for your chopped off junk.
stafford did a good job exploiting that mismatch
he gets shit on a lot because the lions are garbage and were OC'd by joe fuckin lombardi and somehow he couldn't pull wins out of his butt
i'd kill for a QB like him
>>63804703
You wish.
I'm 5'10 110 pounds and better looking than every woman that comes to this shitty board. And I have great taste in music. Aphex Twin and Tom Waits ftw.
>>63804734
i don't
>>63804688
Can they still make it?
>>63804669
>pretending to be a grill
>>63804656
>Greed abounds and businesses have become cut-throa
>have become
>become
Nigger they were always like that around here. Read up about company towns and the various times the military was called in on its own citizens to quell worker uprisings. It's just so much easier now with the internet and television we don't need to resort to those measures anymore. People hand themselves over.
>>63804727
>all that bad taste
>>63804656
Your autism is showing
God epic rap battles are so gay
>if the iggles get btfo again, have to acept that they're just that bad, rather than the bucs being good
>black male white female(s) living together commercial
>>63804094
Coffee Liquer.
>>63804741
pic?
>>63804741
Ah, so you're a cunt
>>63804662
i don't remember it being greasy, idk though it wasn't a hugely memorable experience
eagles are highly suspect
>>63804738
>i'd kill for a qb like him
you can have him
>>63804741
>baiting this hard on thanksgiving
Smfh family
such bland singing black people voices
>>63804741
DYEL?
Riannah looks hold as fuck in this commercial.
>>63804737
Yeah I need to sleep with one eye open some days
>>63804741
>Great taste in music
>implying women come to this board
Tits of gtfo
why do blacks always sing with so much vibrato?
>>63804741
>I'm 5'10
so you're taller than 90% of the men on this board? damn how does /sp feel?
I KNEW IT WAS AN APPLE COMMERCIAL
>>63804781
seriously. What the fuck was up with that. I'd still smash tho
>>63804738
I'm still a Bradford supporter
he played quality the last couple games when everything else on the offense has gone to hell
>>63804741
post last.fm sloot
>>63804722
I asked a fucking question /SP/
>>63804752
You still have us
>tfw no more Alison for the holidays ;_;
>>63804753
Jews don't even bother being subtle anymore
>>63804766
i'll give you 1 (one) slightly used HC
may smell like duck shit
>>63804766
Fuck off, we're keeping him
>>63804788
6'1" here senpaitachi
>>63804788
Short...
>our runs have been getting shut down all day
>lets run the ball again
Gib Nuggs pls
>>63804781
That was Rihannah? Damn, she needs to let the makeup go...she looked fat, too.
>>63804799
>implying anyone gives a fuck about your question
>>63804738
Secondary is garbage
Everyone sucking Jenkins dick like everyone else is to blame but him.
Worse part is that scrub Maxwell got a 6 year deal.
>Murray out of shotgun
STOP
Do the Eagles even care? Demarco ran all over the Lions last year in the wildcard game
>>63804788
>having a height that doesn't start with 6'
I can't imagine it to be honest family.
>>63804788
Superior, because I'm 6ft
But that's still just the average.
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STOP GIVING IT TO MURRAY HE HASN'T BREACHED THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE ONCE THIS GAME
JESUS FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
jesus fucking christ
>>63804837
New
LITERALLY ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MAKE MURRAY RUN UP THE MIDDLE
>tfw no gf who listens to aphex twin
life can be so cruel sometimes
Well eventually out of 100 times its gotta work once right?
>>63804781
>>63804795
>>63804816
that wasn't rihanna
I forget her name but that wasn't her
>>63804800
it's okay
allison deserves better than me anyway
>>63804799
Lambeau leap is gay af
>>63804752
Their starting QB is Mark Sanchez, lol
>>63804686
ayyy
DROPPIN TREYS ON THESE NIGGAS
and shit one of the murray runs worked now they're gonna do them all day
>that has to feel good
Joe Buck having sex
L2tackel lions
I wish my girlfriends kids would stop jumping and playing in front of the tv. Almost spilled my Old Style too.
my god both these teams are terrible. why the fuck is this a game that is on by itself?
>>63804788
>He isn't 6'2"
Just kill yourself, family
>>63804741
Do you even Loveless though?
>>63804813
So did you type this before or as they were breaking lose for that 20 yard run?
learn the game dipshit
>>63804753
Blacks love fat white girls
NFL commercials are lame as fuck
Iggles score but Stafford goes right down the field and scores to Golden Taint
>>63804867
>having a girlfriend with a kid
there's where you fucked up
>>63804867
Tell her shitty children to go play in their room or tell your shitty girlfriend to make her shitty children behave or you're not paying for her next abortion.
>sanchez trying to get a block
>runs through opponents without touching anyone, dives onto the ground
Wow nice time to air this ad
>>63804946
If my legacy was the butt fumble I would be scared of running into people too, t b h
>>63804873
They wanted to give the Panthers their first NFL thanksgiving game so someone had to play the Lions and Packers
Can someone please explain to me why Mark Sanchez's lips are so fucking shiny? They constantly look like he's spitting up water.
>>63804973
I'd take that legacy and make it mine. I'd be a blocking QB. Hand it off and crush fat linemen and sexy linebackers every chance. YOU CALL ME THE BUTT FUMBLER BUT I'LL NEVER ALLOW A FUMBLE BEHIND MY BUTT AGAIN.
I told you Fuckers!
Bam you know it, sneak is god noa
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