ENJOYING THE HOLIDAYS, ARE YOU?
SINCE WE ALL KNOW TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY FOR SAM BRADFORD’S HERITAGE I DECIDED TO TAKE A TRIP ACROSS THE OLD NATIVE RESERVATIONS TO SHOW YOU ALL HIS CULTURE.
IT’S AS DEPRESSING AND PATHETIC AS THE CITY OF FILTHADELPHIA!
LET’S NOMADICALLY JOURNEY ON, DWEEBS!
>MUH OREGON STYLE POWERHOUSE >IGGLES >FOUR WINS AND SIX LOSSES
>MUH OREGON STYLE POWERHOUSE >IGGLES >FOUR WINS AND SIX LOSSES
>MUH OREGON STYLE POWERHOUSE >IGGLES >FOUR WINS AND SIX LOSSES
>>63802940
>>24536498
Fuck philadelphia lol
hahaha epic you really showed us hahah
go fucking kill yourself
BOY AM I EXCITED ABOUT THIS ADVENTURE, I MUST SAY THIS TEEPEE TOOK A LOT OF WORK TO BUILD. NO WONDER SAM BRADFORD IS SO INJURY PRONE, IF A LILLIES FAN HAD TO BUILD THESE FUCKING THINGS ALL HIS LIFE ON A RESERVATION I DON’T THINK HE WOULD’VE EVEN HAD THE ARM STRENGTH TO THROW BATTERIES AT JD DREW ACCURATELY.
NOT TO MENTION THIS PLACE DOESN’T EXACTLY HAVE SEWERS IN IT, I MEAN MY GOD IT SMELLS JUST LIKE CLIFF LEE’S PORKY PIG WIFE SWEATING OUT ONE OF HER HUSBAND’S MINOR LEAGUE ASSIGNMENTS IN DOWNTOWN FILTHYDELPHIA.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I CAN CONFIDENTLY PROCLAIM THAT THIS TEEPEE I JUST BUILT IS STILL MORE TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED THAN THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES PLAYER DEVELOPMENT OFFICE AND WSGS’ GRANDMOTHER’S BUNGALO HOME COMBINED.
>LILLIES >THE WORST RANKED FARM SYSTEM IN BASEBALL >LILLIES >THE WORST RANKED FARM SYSTEM IN BASEBALL >LILLIES >THE WORST RANKED FARM SYSTEM IN BASEBALL
this thread is stupid
>ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I CAN CONFIDENTLY PROCLAIM THAT THIS TEEPEE I JUST BUILT IS STILL MORE TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED THAN THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES PLAYER DEVELOPMENT OFFICE AND WSGS’ GRANDMOTHER’S BUNGALO HOME COMBINED
>LILLIES
>IGGLES
>PUKEADELPHIA
HERE WE SEE A BLACK AND WHITE PHOTO OF ONE OF MR. BRADFORD’S CHEROKEE ANCESTORS, NOTICE HOW HE SHARES THE SAME APPEARANCE OF THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS MASCOT FOLLOWING THE IGGLES CHOKING THE GAME AWAY TO RGKNEE’S BACKUP.
LIKE HIS DESCENDENT SAM, HE WAS A PROMISING CHIEF FOR A PENNSYLVANIA AREA TRIBE BUT PROCEEDED TO DIE RELATIVELY EARLY AFTER BEING TACKLED BY HEAVY ANIMALS AND WAS MAULED TO DEATH DUE TO A LACK OF MUSCLE STRENGTH.
HIS WEAK SHOULDERS LED TO HIM BEING NICKNAMED “FLOATING DUCK” QUITE THE FITTING NICKNAME FOR SAM’S BLOODLINE DON’T YOU AGREE?
>NATIVE AMERICANS MAKE BEADS, NOT RINGS >MY SIDES NEED INDIAN HERBAL TREATMENT >NATIVE AMERICANS MAKE BEADS, NOT RINGS >MY SIDES NEED INDIAN HERBAL TREATMENT >NATIVE AMERICANS MAKE BEADS, NOT RINGS >MY SIDES NEED INDIAN HERBAL TREATMENT >NATIVE AMERICANS MAKE BEADS, NOT RINGS >MY SIDES NEED INDIAN HERBAL TREATMENT
>tfw the original OWG was funny and natural and his true hatred for Philly was complete legitimate fury as only a mest or barves fan can have
>tfw this poser from twitsp has tried so hard to emulate it but repeatedly fails
Let's play. Find the Filthadelphians
DEPICTED IN THE FILTHADELPHIA MUSEUM OF >ART IS A RENDITION OF MASSACHUSETTS PILGRIMS IN SOLACE WITH THE NATIVES IN WHAT IS NOW KNOWN AS THE FIRST THANKSGIVING CEREMONY.
LEGEND HAS IT A PLYMOUTH COLONIST STOOD UP AND LOUDLY PLEADED: “GOOD LORD, FOR MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS, LET THE RAIN OF DEPRESSION WASH AWAY THE UNCLEAN BLOOD OF WARFARE AND REPLACE IT WITH THE RINGING SOUND OF NATURE AND PROSPERITY.”
ONE PHILADELPHIAN PILGRIM THEN UTTERED “WHAT’S A RING?”
>0 SUPER BOWLS >MORE LOSSES THAN ANY CITY IN NORTH AMERICA >0-16 >WORST CITY IN ALL OF SPORTS
>0 SUPER BOWLS >MORE LOSSES THAN ANY CITY IN NORTH AMERICA >0-16 >WORST CITY IN ALL OF SPORTS
>Sir Fedora
>>63803012
>>63803049
It's a Thanksgiving Day MIRACLE.
I am thankful for OWG.
this sort of thread makes me want to follow the sport
alas, I am not america
ONCE AGAIN THIS MONTH, SAM BRADFORD WENT DOWN WITH A SERIOUS INJURY.
IF ONLY HE ADOPTED MODERN SURGERY INSTEAD OF THE NATIVE AMERICAN MEDICINAL TREATMENT HE IS SO USED TO USING FOR TIMES LIKE THESE, HE MIGHT ACTUALLY GET THROUGH 16 GAMES.
>TRAIL OF SHOULDER TEARS >IGGLES >TRAIL OF SHOULDER TEARS >IGGLES
>TRAIL OF SHOULDER TEARS >IGGLES >TRAIL OF SHOULDER TEARS >IGGLES
>TRAIL OF SHOULDER TEARS >IGGLES >TRAIL OF SHOULDER TEARS >IGGLES
>>63803049
>0-16
at least be factually correct
>>63803079
'no'
Happy thanksgiving owg
>>63803082
i think he's talking about the sixers
>>63803079
but he didn't do that
>>63803025
This.
That guys hate was pure this is just some bad imitation
>>63803103
oh true
HERE IS A DEPICTION OF A NATIVE AMERICAN TRAGEDY, THE TRAIL OF TEARS.
IN THIS PICTURE YOU CAN SEE MANY DEPRESSED NATIVE AMERICANS MAKE THE UNWANTED TRIP TO FILTHADELPHIA AS THEY WERE FORCED TO BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.
DURING THE COURSE OF THIS TRIP, THERE WERE ROUGHLY 10,000 CASUALTIES, WHICH IS STILL NOT AS BIG OF A NUMBER AS THE MANY LOSSES AS THE LILLIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE PAST CENTURY.
>LILLIES >99 PROBLEMS AND A WIN AIN’T ONE >LILLIES >99 PROBLEMS AND A WIN AIN’T ONE
>LILLIES >99 PROBLEMS AND A WIN AIN’T ONE >LILLIES >99 PROBLEMS AND A WIN AIN’T ONE >LILLIES >99 PROBLEMS AND A WIN AIN’T ONE
>>63803103
RECOVERED FROM OLD TOWN FILTHADELPHIA A PORTRAIT OF A SIOUX INDIAN KILLING A BUFFALO IN ORDER TO USE ITS RESOURCES.
PERHAPS THIS PORTRAIT IS BEST FITTING TO METAPHORICALLY DESCRIBE CHIP KELLY KILLING THE IGGLES ROSTER BY TRADING FOR BROKEN DOWN BILLS PLAYERS.
>EAT DOSE PIZZAS 445 LBS >EAT DOSE PIZZAS 445 LBS >EAT DOSE PIZZAS 445 LBS >EAT DOSE PIZZAS 445 LBS >EAT DOSE PIZZAS 445 LBS >EAT DOSE PIZZAS 445 LBS
>>63803122
>99 PROBLEMS AND A WIN AIN’T ONE
happy genocide day
DONOVAN MCNABB WAS CAUGHT DRUNK DRIVING AGAIN, AUTHORITIES SAID HIS BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT WAS .21, WHICH IS HIGHER THAN HIS NFC CHAMPIONSHIP WIN PERCENTAGE.
PERHAPS IF HE HAD LISTENED TO THE WISE WORDS OF THE LAKOTA CHIEF, HE COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED, AS LAKOTA ONCE PUT IT, “MANY HAVE FALLEN WITH THE BOTTLE IN THEIR HAND.”
>DUINOVAN MCTAB >HAVING MORE DUI CONVICTIONS THAN SUPERBOWL WINS >DUINOVAN MCTAB >HAVING MORE DUI CONVICTIONS THAN SUPERBOWL WINS >DUINOVAN MCTAB >HAVING MORE DUI CONVICTIONS THAN SUPERBOWL WINS
Lmao desu
ON THE DAY OF GIVING THANKS THERE ARE STILL SOME HEATHEN WHO REFUSE TO TAKE PART.
IT APPEARS MARK SANCHEZ CANNOT WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS SEASON TO BEGIN AS LAST SUNDAY HE THREW THREE INTERCEPTIONS, ONE OF WHICH WAS RETURNED FOR A TOUCHDOWN.
HE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN SANTA CLAUS THE WAY HE WAS BOOED BY FILTHADELPHIANS.
>GIVE TURNOVERS, NOT THANKS >MOST TURNOVERS OF ANY STARTING QUARTERBACK SINCE 2009 >GIVE TURNOVERS, NOT THANKS >MOST TURNOVERS OF ANY STARTING QUARTERBACK SINCE 2009 >GIVE TURNOVERS, NOT THANKS >MOST TURNOVERS OF ANY STARTING QUARTERBACK SINCE 2009
>>63802940
>Spending time during a holiday to make one of these threads
God love ya OWG, find a fucking friend.
MAY YOU ALL ENJOY YOUR GREASY MEALS, BUT PLEASE, FOLLOWING THE FESTIVITIES IT IS COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE YOUR DISCARDED TURKEY TO HOMELESS CITIZENS.
IN OTHER WORDS, PLEASE KEEP A LOOKOUT FOR WSGS THIS EVENING, THE LAST TIME HE ATE A FULL MEAL WAS WHEN CLIFF LEE’S ARM WAS HEALTHY, WHICH SEEMS TO BE YEARS AGO.
>WELFARE SAVINGS GHETTO SHACK >WELFARE SAVINGS GHETTO SHACK
>WELFARE SAVINGS GHETTO SHACK >WELFARE SAVINGS GHETTO SHACK
>WELFARE SAVINGS GHETTO SHACK >WELFARE SAVINGS GHETTO SHACK
>>63803243
>>63803243
>the last time he ate a meal was when cliff lee's arm was healthy
Based owg
Might actually bet lions now
>>63802967
>dat filename
>>63803243
kek
>>63803174
average thread desu the pope one was
>>63803243
saving this for future ded tripfags btw
>>63803142
>WINNIE THE POOH LOOKIN-ASS MUTHAFUCKA
>>63802967
>he wouldn't have had the arm strength to throw batteries at JD Drew accurately
>>63803122
>filename
lags behind the tebow one in april and the orson world and pope one
had some good stuff earlier though
This thread is decent but the real owg is long gone im afraid
Middle of the pack tier OWG thread. Not the usual guy but I'll approve.
>iggles
Real guy only makes them late at night, but I still chortled
>>63802940
Oh shit son.
>>63803049
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>PHILTHADELPHIA
>>63802940
>>63802967
>>63803012
>>63803049
>>63803243
oh i am laffin
>it's an OWG thread
>>63802940
make that 7 losses
>>63803174
>AUTHORITIES SAID HIS BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT WAS .21, WHICH IS HIGHER THAN HIS NFC CHAMPIONSHIP WIN PERCENTAGE.
this is a pretty good thread, idk why this doesn't have a lot of posters in it
Worst fucking owg thread ever. gtfo
>>63814754
mad filthadelphian detected
>tfw i actually enjoy these threads
>tfw suicide is my only option in philly
>64 replies
>27 posters
Anyone have the OWG Art screencap exhibit from last year?
>>63815141
http://imgur.com/a/vDVdd
>Dallas gets BTFO
>Iggles geet BTFO
>new OWG thread
I am thankful for today.
>>63802940
based OWG
