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AUS vs NZ 3rd Test starts TOMORROW . It is the first ever Day-Night Test.
IND VS SAF 3RD TEST
India 215 & 69/2 (19.4 ov)
South Africa 79
India lead by 205 runs with 8 wickets remaining
Are India, dare I say it, elite?
They're LITERALLY shredding the #1 team in the world while Poo Peelia Ltd can't even bowl out a team they consider to be a one-man band on THEIR OWN HOME TURF.
The fuck is up with South Africa?
>>63800737
who /bonertown/ here?
>>63800746
top bait lad
#ForeverFaster lads
>>63800746
Poopeelia will loose 4-0 if come to India m8. So, yeah.
Dead "community" tbphwyf
>>63799365
I only watch high quality Australian test cricket
Holly or Ellyse lads?
Is Simon Harmer related to MC Hammer?
when will this cursed memery end?
Will Starc bowl at ODI level with the bink ball
>dare I say it
>LITERALLY
>elite
>/.../
>bait
>lad
>lads
>poopeelia
>"community"
>tbphwy
>Holly or Ellyse
>related to
>Americans posting in /cric/
all in 10 posts.
what a bunch of pointless regurgitated shit
>>63800780
Holly m9
>>63800777
>high quality Australian test cricket
boring high scoring draws on roads you mean?
>>63800813
>hobits
>>63800813
>hobbits
>>63800820
>having anything worth saying in /cric/
>ever
>>63800818
>12 months on
>still poorious
kek
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isyZ3YcewYc
>>63800798
Will Sterc is a poet m8
>>63800813
This hobbit is correct 2bh.
It's been the same old regurgitated shit lately, We need to step up our meme game /grig/.
>>63800836
>lately
it's always this way
who /gong/ here?
>>63800818
>>63800836
>roads
>shit
just did a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
>the one
who /bong/ here?
>>63800818
3 results out of 6 tests isn't bad considering they were all roads
>>63800872
Is that the WACA pitch?
>>63800872
What am I looking at? The crack?
>KOHLEL
>that constipated smile
>>63800901
just did a big poo in a fancy restaurant lad
>>63800923
>tfw bathroom attendant films it and you have to slip him a lobster so he doesn't show the whole restaurant
>>63800923
good 4U m8
RAHAHAHAHANE
>collapse
Why wasn't Tahir bowling for all this time?
>>63800939
he was busy with the caliphate
>>63800939
he had to pray
>79
>>63800814
>those quads
Would let her googly my short-leg.
>>63800947
Go study m8.
>heat
>uniform is green
>>63800968
took a year off to start a company mc
>>63800968
>being a NEET
>>63800992
what company?
>>63800991
Its light blue you fucking sped
>>63801002
isp desu senpai
>>63801023
Started a broadband service?
>>63801033
still planning things
Based Holly's opinion on balls
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/sport/cricket/kookaburra-must-not-drop-the-ball-for-third-test-in-adelaide-20151125-gl7riz.html
who let all the fucking curries in
>>63801055
ur mum's pussy
What a meme way to get out
>>63801047
Good line of work m8. Local ISPs are the best and are in demand. Airtel and Reliance suck cock.
Are all the curries ITT like sons of banking execs because you all seem to like have a grasp of basic english which is rare
What is your opinion on the cool guys who post all over facebook with broken english garbage? Are you friends with any of these subhumans?
>>63801055
they're more welcome here than PPs
>>63801054
>professional sportswoman
>tall
>muscular
>beautiful
>dates nice guys
>likes griget
>writes for a newspaper
>is only 19 years old
Is Holly, dare I say it, the greatest woman of all time?
>>63801080
thinking about gpon with optical fiber
competitors provide 512 kbps for 1300 rs, 1 mbps for 1600rs
planning to give 20 mbps symmetrical at like 1500 rs
>>63801083
>judging an entire country based on a few facebook posts
Anyone with a basic education can type proper english m86
>>63801093
quality meme
>>63801095
>a few facebook posts
More like a few billion facebook posts man. You can't comment on an article without getting 15 friend requests.
>>63801054
based beautiful holly dropping elite truth bombs
>>63801083
English is one of the official languages m8. Most people who grew up in a city will be fluent in English. The ones you see on facebook are the ones from small towns and villages who might have studied in a vernacular language.
>>63801094
Just got a Connect connection last week. Giving 512kbps for 599rs
>>63801054
she can drop my balls if you get what i'm saying pham
>>63801094
I pay 400 bucks for 1 mbps from my local cablewallah.
r8 me mwfs(my white senpaitachi)
i'm the guy on the left btw
>>63801107
bit late for a poo dont you think lad?
>>63801107
>>/soc/
You are a gorilla m8.
Do you live in Goa?
>>63800813
kek
KEK
K E K
>215 is the highest team total in this series
>>63801083
>tfw indian and get paid 30 bucks an hour to tutor whitebois in english
>>63801120
absolutely pathetic
Australia is clearly the most powerful batting line up in the world right now
>>63801112
>bit late for a poo dont you think lad?
what did you mean by that?
i was drunk, had smoked a joint and had my tongue out in that pic
>>63801114
yes
won't be as bad as the waca at least
Lads I watched that film that JRod did and now I really like Ed Cowan and feel sad that he isn't in the team anymore :(
>>63801125
624
>>63801100
>>63801103
how is the service from them?
can you offer me suggestions/inputs. do people still watch catv?
>>63801131
If you can spot a difference in any of these pics, you are a flog
>>63801131
the WACA test was such a fucking disappointment. The pitch unironically used to be one of the best in the world, but they seem to be doing their very best to kill it completely before moving to the new stadium
>>63801136
>clean bowled 3rd ball
kekkle
>>63801140
nigga u fkn serious
>pyjama cricket
>>63801125
>ausfags trying to make everything about them
Please get out of this ind vs sa thread
>>63801131
>500/4 on that Brisbane pitch
end my life senpai
a 278 run lead is more than enough to defend on this pitch. India could unironically have the game wrapped up by lunch tomorrow
>>63801140
>still living off your pyjama cricket """"""""achievement""""""""""""
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63801148
>tomorrow
try tonight mang
>>63801132
He wasn't good enough.
>>63801127
I would love to live in Goa for a couple of years. Just visiting now and then isn't enough.
>can't win a trophy in pyjama cricket
Pretty embarrassing f@m, that's like being an adult and not being able to win a kid's contest
>>63801151
>#ForeverFaster
wut
>>63801156
you English m9?
PP aren't prepared for the fire the banana is going to rain down on them in Adelaide
>How often do they lose the toss?
Amla 63.7%
McCullum 62%
Dhoni 56.7%
Cook 56.1%
Ramdin 54.8%
Rahim 52.2%
Misbah 47.7%
Mathews 34.8%
Smith 20%
>>63801137
He has both dish tv and cable tv. Cable tv is going out of fashion these days I guess but there are a few customers like myself who don't really watch tv so I didn't bother changing to dish tv.
And their broadband services are a completely different entity under the same name. Internet gets disconnected now and then but it's pretty cheap as I said (400 bucks for 1 mbps with no FUP), so I don't mind that either.
>>63801148
Just declare already.
>>63801174
Average is basically 50%
GREAT INSIGHT POO PEELAND
>>63801174
most pointless stat ever.
>>63801174
DUDE BAT FIRST AND DRAW LMAO
>>63801174
god damn Smith is GOAT
I bet McCullum is a flip flopper too, such a brainless cunt
>>63801153
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bhiknakars not welcome desu
>>63801176
It's only day 2 3rd session
just get a cheeky 800 run lead and declare
>>63801175
what other plans does he have?
catv over fiber should have better quality than dth
>>63801184
t. Steve Smith
Reminder Kohli would LITERALLY be averaging 55 if he played on babbytracks.
>>63801196
why are poopelanders so poorturbed over GOATven GODth?
the big bash cannot come soon enough 2bh
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3334481/Police-rush-flat-neighbours-report-man-shouting-m-going-kill-womanly-screams-turns-male-owner-freaking-spider.html
>poopeeland
lel
Is Morne Morkel the best fast bowler in the world?
>>63801183
What was he replying to?
>bhiknakars not welcome desu
I'm not a Bihari or a Ghati you cunt. I don't even drink much, I just like the peace in the south goan beaches. North goa is shit because of all the tourists as that fb posts says.
>>63801202
>declaring right before your bowler can get a maiden first class century just so you can go home 15 minutes early
fucking faggot
Is based Joshy here?
>>63801194
512 kbps for 350 Rs
1 mbps for 400 Rs
2 mbps for 600 Rs
Not sure about 10 mbps
20mbps unlimited for about 1800 Rs
>>63801221
>What was he replying to?
that was my friend, who posted that on some meme on some meme indian page
>I'm not a Bihari or a Ghati you cunt. I don't even drink much, I just like the peace in the south goan beaches. North goa is shit because of all the tourists as that fb posts says.
we hate all non-goans equally desu
i hope you aren't a gijjew or from delhi. they are the worst
modi promised us special status for the state. i hope he delivers
>>63801226
This reminds of the time when Dravid declared when Sachin was at 194* against Pakistan
r8 my meme lads
>>63801242
not bad desu
Whos next lads?
>>63801246
In ICC I got Bangladesh declaring with Musfiqur on 294*, which would have been the first ever bang triple. I don't think the game has a programmed concept of not being a cunt (much like Steve smith)
Don't ask how my bowlers were so shit as to let that happen
>>63801250
top kek
>>63801244
Nope, I'm from Mumbai. I have a friend living in Vasco who says the area he lives in feels like Maharashtra because everyone in his locality is a ghati.
>soshit sharma
he is in lads
What match was it where Australia needed like 4 wickets to win and Stove called it off with a few overs to spare
OGRE
Not Out batsman in both innings.
Is he, dare I say, elite?
>>63801269
>>63801275
>>63801291
I despise this "person"
Last digit decides how many wickets saffers will lose before the end of day's play
who /freemoney/ here?
>>63801300
Nice lad
>>63801299
You're just jealous that you can't have that hair.
>>63801300
I'll take that. Hope SA give a good fight and take the match to tea tom 2bh.
>>63801265
the problem with maharashtra people is that many of them are either culturally backwards or they like to impose their shit culture and shiv sena faggotry on us
Going for an ISL match this evening mitron.
Mumbai City FC vs Kerala Blasters FC.
The fuck is up with all the Indians?
>>63801342
>ISL
lel
>3 day ban for pushing that teenage amerilard's shit in re e-"""""""sports"""""""
Yeah nah, my 1000+ poo and pee related posts are fine but bad mouthing e-""""""""""sports"""""""""" is crossing the line. If you are reading this, janitard, stop jerking off to competitive Starcraft and kill yourself.
>>63801349
>not supporting your local football club
m8
lads
http://www.heraldextra.com/entertainment/music/journey-announces-return-of-steve-smith-summer-tour-with-doobie/article_b840d25e-569e-55eb-a6ba-cb8f16202c7a.html
>>63801343
Atleast it's not a mud slinging competition between poopeelians and poo peelanders.
>>63801353
everyone here have completely submitted themselves to the fc goa jew
can't wait for the team to choke in a knockout game. playing 3 playmakers with no defensive midfielder is never going to work out. also the quality of football and the pitches ain't great
>>63801361
Is Steve Smith related to Steve Smith?
and this is why India cant play overseas
>>63801353
>mfw no team from Punjab
>>63801368
Yeah, but it's a start. Once the international jews notice that India is a huge market money will start pouring in. There has been decent crowd in the matches so far.
>>63801375
Support Roberto Carlos' team m8.
>curry commentators LITERALLY saying Jadeja is the best Indian fielder ever
kek
KEK
K E K
is that really the best brown people have to offer?
>mfw
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>63801377
they need a proper sports program for enrolling kids from a young age. also a good doping program at an international stage to be successful. i'm talking about all sports in general here
>>63801384
>doubting sir jadeja
>>63801380
Supporting Delhi just doesn't feel right
>>63801384
>listening to anything said by curry commentators
Kys senpai
>>63801373
Everyone knows there is a lack of decent pace bowlers. They have mostly green top pitches in Ranji matches now so maybe it will change in a few years' time.
>>63801373
my god
>>63801392
>curry commentators are L I T E R A L L Y contracted by the BCCI to shill Indian cricket
it actually makes Ian Healy look like an objective and impartial commentator
Dravid or Ganguly give great insights and are fun to listen to when they're on.
>>63801395
how is that even possible though
You have a billion people and cricket is the no1 sport. Don't blame genetics because the Pakis pump out seamers
Even Straya produces better curry seamers than Curryland. Pic very related
>>63801410
kids don't want to bowl fast because there's no decent fast bowlers to look up to
>>63801410
Everyone wanted to be Tendulkar, Dravid, Ganguly etc
>>63801405
yeah they should do that more often
>>63801410
Sandhu looks like a persian god
>SEVENTEEN without loss
are india done lads?
>>63801427
merp
>>63801427
>wew
Has there ever been a result without a single half century scored?
>>63801427
no, but kholi, jadeja and rahane should be shot for going out and getting out like that
>>63801427
lad.
>19(NINETEEN) wickets have fallen TODAY
>>63801413
What about mah boy I.Sharma
Is he, dare I say it, handsome?
>>63801447
you may dare
>elgar looking to keep the strike
clever girl
>this pitch
GOAT Amla century incoming.
>>63801479
There'll be one for #ABased de Villiers too
Kike Waterjew is really bad at this
literally why would you even offer those odds on fucking Tahir, should have gone fullhouse on it tbqh
>>63801515
nice
>>63801139
no lol, the groundsman was worried about the heat turning the pitch into a minefield. It was about 2 days to early though
Pink ball test match and Day 3 at Nagpur start at the same time.
>>63801515
Nobody in the Waterhouse family is a Jew except Tom's wife. That doesn't make Tom a Jew. Stop referring to him as "kike". Thanks.
Malaysian shitposter here. I'm in Hong Kong for a few days. Today was a good day of test cricket.
>>63801560
knit your socks lad
>>63801565
New /Cric/ meme?
>>63801572
>new
kiss your sister
Santner in the team for Henry.
>Santner and Craig
>no Wagner
fuck off
>>63801410
Get your glassbone quicks to bowl a first class season in India and see how they go lad
>tfw went to give my sister a kiss today for her birthday
>tfw gave her butt a cheeky grope
>tfw she smiled and kissed me harder
what did she mean by this?
>T-THE BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS ARE DOING IT
>W-WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF WE DID IT AS WELL :D
kek
KEK
K E K
Poo Peeland are LITERALLY now ripping off our memes irl aswell
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/story/944199.html?CMP=chrome
>>63801594
holy shit you are borderline retarded
>>63801572
know your self
>>63801601
know your stuff
>>63801594
kek and o jej
>poo peeland
>pooicide watch
Pick literally POO
>>63801594
I'm IP banned from cricinfo, what does the article say?
i can't tell who's worse, the curries or the ausfailians
>>63801677
pee pooland want a shit lanka day/night test
>>63801594
>Test match against Bangladesh in December 2016
>giving your boxing day test to Bangladesh
>>63801677
>I'm IP banned from cricinfo
KEK, how did you even manage that?
it says Poo Peeland want to play Bongladesh in a Day/Night meme next year
>>63801684
I sent a few journalists threatening emails and rang their home phone numbers every other day for a month or two. Static IPs suck
>>63801693
i dont think you're serious but I really want you to be
can you please post caps of these emails?
>>63801701
There's possible legal ramifications, my family's lawyer said I shouldn't really say too much about it, especially in a public forum like this.
>>63801693
what triggered you into doing that?
>>63801710
I don't want anything anything that can be used to trace you lad, just something so I can believe you
Was Jarrod Kimber one of them? I remember he once accidentally posted his mobile number on twitter
>>63801678
Given that Indians shitpost on the entire internet but the ones I've talked to here on 4chan have been insightful and on-topic.
is Pattinson literally stoned in this interview?
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/video_audio/943833.html
he looks and sounds like he is having a panic attack
>>63801725
One of them has the same name as somebody who used to bully me when I was in high school. It was pretty cathartic to send hateful emails to someone with the same name and it kind of just snowballed from there.
>>63801732
no but if you can find a screencap of that number of if you have a copy of it I'd really appreciate it
>>63801748
Are you the gorespammer perchance? Or gatebro?
>>63801756
no neither of them, I don't really post too much
>ywn be roosterman and have sex with your cute sister while she is wearing a dragons guernsey and shout "fuck the dragons, fuck the dragons, fuck the dragons!"
WalkGOD on being cast in a successful hollywood summer blockbuster watch
>>63801770
How did you get caught/forced to stop? Were the police involved?
>>63801782
Well I used my personal gmail account for the emails (I used a throwaway at first, but it didn't feel as good because it didn't feel like I was actually confronting them), as well as my mobile phone to make the calls. Police are currently involved, although I haven't officially been charged with anything yet. At the moment it's mostly talk between lawyers and the police.
>>63801815
fuck m8 why didnt you just go see a psychiatrist?
thats some serious shit. Do you have a history of doing this shit or was it a one off? And how did your parents react?
>>63801826
At the moment, the minimum sentence I'll get will involve mandatory counseling. I've never done anything like this before, nor felt the need to. But after seeing the person's name all the repressed feeling I had flooded back and I couldn't really help it. It felt really good, better than sex even.
My mother is quite sick at the moment, so we (as a family) have been hiding it from her, but my father knows. He's more embarrassed than anything and our lawyer is working over time to sweep this under the carpet.
>>63801815
wog that threatened hadley, jones and rebecca wilson detected
Does anyone watch these Pitch international "Cricket's Greatest" documentaries on Sky?
>>63801904
Occasionally, if one pops up on youtube
They're alright
>>63801916
Yeah, they're not amazing or anything but I always leave them on when I'm flicking through the sports channels.All of these Pitch documentaries are kind of cheap looking but watchable.
>>63801904
I loved espn's close finishes segment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldAKLAFTdAk
>>63801174
They artificially flipped a coin 1 million times at MIT.
Apparently there were runs of 27 in a fucking row, for one side.
>india-pakistan in SL
kek
>>63802298
No tests. It's going to be shit.
lads I'm going to sleep until the test starts
can somebody txt me when to wake up. cheers brohs
>>63802298
>>63802374
So it's going ahead?
>>63802513
Pak government gave clearance for series in Sri Lanka. Still waiting or Indian government to give clearance.
I still don't understand why the BCCI doesn't want to play in the UAE.
>>63802374
Fugg
Atleast the plebs will be happy
>>63802637
Including you. :^)
>>63802374
>tests
disgusting
>>63802626
Because the match fixing mafia is based in UAE. They fear the D-company.
>>63802482
12 bongs
>>63802737
That's a ridiculous reason. Match fixing takes place all over the world, including India, and the ICC itself is headquartered in UAE.
>>63802748
http://www.firstpost.com/sports/dont-believe-the-hype-heres-really-why-india-refuses-to-play-pakistan-in-uae-2516182.html
>>63801748
/grig/
>>63801693
>I sent a few journalists threatening emails and rang their home phone numbers every other day for a month or two.
The Absolute Madman
>this england T20 kit again
>dropping Buttler for a T20 right after he wallops a 46 ball or something century
it's like English selectors do everything in reverse
>40 year old debutant
>Pakistani catching
Sohail Tanvir looks like a truck driver.
>Day/night test
A good, patient innings by Moeen there. Some may argue his strike rate of 0 in a T20 was a little too cautious, but I think stabilising the innings takes priority.
>they didn't ask KP my question on polite enquires
>Cheerleaders in miniskirts
I'm surprised this is actually allowed in Pakistan
>>63803260
they export all those types to us m8
how meme is this pink ball gonna be
>>63803339
meme tbhonest.
Will Vince score a century?
>literally who
Why are there cheerleaders? This is ridiculous.
>>63803498
Salafist pls.
>>63803498
there is no reason to not have qt cheerleaders
JUST
Billings for the cheeky nandos.
Billings going Buttler mode.
>i dont regard esports as sports
>>63803895
This will trigger the autsie.
Is this guy given a chance out of pity or pak really don't have anyone better?
>>63804531
>LE FUGG LE OLD PEOPLE XDXD
>>63802993
They want Buttler to get back in the test side.
All that shit's doing is hurting his confidence. Keep him in limited overs because he's a great ODI/T20 batsman. He's not a great test batsman.
The forward defensive comes as naturally to Buttler as not shitposting does to Australians - It just fucking doesn't.
Daily reminder Reality Choke tipped Detoliet to win the Superb Owl last year
>>63804776
You've been proxyfagging for more than an year now? How fast time goes by!
>mfw optional coin toss in county cricket
Would anyone care to explain why there are bowlers who only play in limited overs format? I understand that fielding restrictions etc can favour certain batsmen over others, but is the bowling really that different in this kind of game?
Thinking about adding my face to the faces of /cric/
>>63805115
probably to make up the numbers desu. Quite a lot of red ball bowlers dislike limited overs
>>63805115
this meme lineup is just to give less experienced players some experience before the world cup
>runoutistan
Pakistan getting blown the fuck out
>>63805462
up*
They must think we're stupid.
>le wayward bowling
stop it
>>63805462
>>63805538
How bad is it? I was going to visit London soon...
>English fielding
>>63801693
lmao
please tell me you did it to dobell
>just got approval to work from home
L A D S
A
D
S
Literally what are the pakis doing? I've only got the score
>>63805913
>Being a Paedophile
>>63805936
wut
someone post the Cook dating profile
>>63805918
Trying to chase England's score. But they're not doing a good job of it.
Who can stop us?
>>63805918
Getting memed by Plunkett.
>Pakistan is going to win
has /cric/ ever been to the middle east?
>english bowling
>>63806085
They're really going to let these tail-enders take it, aren't they?
>20 from 6
Can >we do it lads?
PREMATURE VICTORY POST
LET US CELEBRATE
>SECOND BEST T20 TEAM IN THE WORLD
It's over.Pakistan are finished.
Based Toplel
Bowled out with the final ball lmao.
>puckerstan
Good night /cric/. Just remember Pakistan were only losing to win.
>>63805913
What kind of work m9?
Is Shane Warne, dare I say it, senile?
All these paki runouts tho...
It's almost like they're still doing the match fixing thing.
>>63806001
Why the fuck are Woakes and le runs like hes in a telephone booth man ahead of him in the tour of South Africa.
He's like the fastest bowler you've got.
>>63806982
>LE DUKE BALL WILL LE WORK LE EVERYWHERE
Warne is such a casual
>>63806865
data dump
Reminder that Australia was supposed to win the recent ashes series but the English doctored the pitches in their favor
Reminder that Don Bradman was a war dodger and statpadded against shit players because the good ones died in the war
Is David Warner related to critically-acclaimed actor David Warner?
>>63807962
David Warner and David Warner are the same person m8
Poopeelia on pooicide watch
Australia will bowl first and Poo Peeland will be bowled out before dinner with Mitchell Starc taking 6 wickets for <40
Screencap this post
>>63801584
Wow what's the fucking point lol
The only reason we should bring Santner in is because Craig is shit
kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
>>63806982
I agree with most of this Tbh
Four days is too short though, batting for a draw will be easy as even with the extra overs.
Who /9hd/ here?
gong, pooasslel and poo peeland homos need not apply
Why are so many people out there offering their opinion on how to 'fix' test cricket? Does it really need 'fixing'?
going on day 3
will the match even make it that far?
>>63811506
the test starts today m8
if McMeme and Hessen are really going to play santner and craig we need to win the toss for once or we have 0 hope.
Execute all muslims.
>>63812183
>LE FUG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD
>>63806982
Again with the scrapping the toss shit.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/691061.html
David Warner to be the first person to score a century in day/night test cricket
Book it
>>63812857
Seething casual detected
Warner will NOT play well in day/night tests
First century will be scored by Shaun Marsh
>>63812993
Dubs and Shaun Marsh WILL score a century(maybe)
>>63812670
>The last few Tests in India have followed exactly that template: West Indies lost both Tests batting first (though it's arguable if they would have fared any better batting second, or batting three times in each match)
REKT
Morning lads
>>63813723
morning buddy!
>>63801257
topkeke, he must be bumping into her former bulls at social functions all the time
Just done a big poo at a fancy restaurant lads
Wait, what channel is 9HD?
Do I have to retune my box?
>>63815226
>2015
>having a box
what are you lads up to this morning? I'm watching King of the Hill until the cricket starts
>australians literally die playing griget
>>63815226
I re-tuned your mums box last night m9
>>63815383
I'm at work like a normal human being
>>63815383
gotta hand in some centrelink forms at some stage. In the meantime im getting on the piss
got some /damper/ cooking and some coffee brewing, gonna be a good day lads
can't wait for the memes today lads
>>63815984
PINK
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>tfw got into a fight with mum and lost tv privileges
>he watched handegg today
KEK
It's going to be bitter-sweet watching the death of test cricket as we know it
someone explain the "pink ball" meme to a casual
like what is it's purpose even?
>>63816198
it can be seen under lights and in the day while wearing whites and apparently lasts as long as the red ball
>don't want this meme pink ball ruining muh sacred stats
>really hyped for the pink ball shield round in Feb because I can totally go and stuff and it'll be comfy
Conflicted here lads
>>63816198
To be able to be seen easier, for longer
>>63816274
its fucking gay tho?
Made the mistake of using Cricinfo on incognito
There's some meme D/N test advertisement shilling Star Wars.
Looking good for another hard fought draw lads.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11552340
PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG ISIS
>>63800737are her teeth really that yellow?
>>63816864
Abo cum kinda stains ya teeth m8, don't be racist
>>63816833
If Meme Shit captained India in that test rn he would declare on day 5 with a lead of 800. This is an objective fact.
I don't normally enjoy normie facebook memes, but this one made me kek.
>>63816923
>constantly challenging your decisions
>>63816923
Well meme'd Adam
>>63816923
Shane Lee is the original meme player
>people in /sp/ actually believe they know shit about pitch quality
fucking kek
>>63817084
I don't think anyone actually knows anything about pitches, ever. They just make it up.
>>63816909
Can you please stop calling him "Meme Shit"
I mean seriously, is that the fucking best you could come up with?
>>63801174
Smith is a toss babby
>>63817222
Peeve Shit
Will you be wearing your fedora for the day/night test lads?
>Butcher: International T20 should not exist outside of World T20
Thoughts?
I think it's a great idea desu, make the meme leagues the only form of T20 there is, with the exception of the world cup. I literally don't see the point in international T20 at all. It's a gimmick game it should be saved for gimmick tournaments.
They should also force a system closer to that of football that means players can only play for a certain number of teams and have to stay with them for a certain amount of time. Half of the reason T20 leagues seem so soulless is because every big player has played for 20 teams and there's no actual distinct team characteristics like there is in football leagues.
who /sudaneserookie/ here
>tfw no elite streaker on the field anymore
so, day/night tests. Will this be the first and last?
>>63817349
>Take a drink every time they mention the pink ball or the fact that it is a day/night test
>Take a drink every time they mention any other way to 'fix' test cricket (scrapping the toss, 4 day tests etc)
>>63817367
>implying the boards would want to kill the duck giving them golden eggs.
>>63817483
>Take a drink every time KFC is mentioned or appears on screen
Can't wait to hear about how Brett Lee is besties with Lincoln Tighe
>>63817367
Literally every reasonable person thinks this.
If you make it like the Champions League in divegrass it has potential. Sure, you'll still get CSKwinslol stuff, but it'll be of higher quality because you'll have all the world's top players playing at the same time in super-teams. It also gives chances for Associate players.
Just tuning my tv lads
Whats the thread counter up to lads?
>>63817544
>CSKwinslol
Not if they do it properly and regulate internationals. Like say they limited every player to one franchise for their home country and one franchise for someone else. Sure CSK could buy all the good people out, but with the four internationals rule, I'm sure a bunch of players would rather get paid 300k to actually play than 500k to sit on the bench, and would sign for like a BBL meme team instead.
>>63817486
International T20s really don't pull big crowds tho. There are more people at test matches over here.
>he hasn't been watching bill shorten's lowy institute speech on abc news 24
so much uncultured swine in here
>>63817737
>regulation in cricket
kek
Although I have slightly higher hopes with the new BCCI head.
Scrap the 4-foreign player team rule and increase it to 6.
>>63817663
mine did it automatically
>>63817663
>>63817806
>Living in the 90s
>>63817764
>bill shorten
kek
KEK
Yeah lets vore labour again and bring back the carbon tax that almost destroyed our country and that expensive nbn that will be obsolete in 10 years
KEK
Well lads I cant watch it in crystal clear HD because Im using a shitty antenna
fml
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>>63817764
literally who? Only Poo Peelia Ltd news I've heard all week is that guy who wouldnt stand up for that woman's domestic violence speech
>The "Australian of the Year" is a woman that let her own son be bashed to death by his father with a cricket bat
kek
KEK
K E K
>GEM is now standard definition
>>63817839
I use a 10 dollar kmart antenna in my room and it works fine
>>63817839
My tv is to old and won't pick up these new channels ffs
>>63817816
>unironically needs a TV licence
Newscorp
Rugby
League
>cricket
>>>/asp/
>>63817890
>BLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS
>>63817919
dont forget us, big bro! :)
who /battlefront/ here?
pretty fun desu
how is danny weidler so cute bros
So Aus v NZ series is being played on concrete with a beach ball meanwhile India v SA is being played on a sinkhole with a swingking
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just fucking vomited lads
i stopped by a nice cafe for a cheeky mocha and was reading their menu while sipping my drink
halfway through my drink i saw something that made my blood run cold
"Try our Tel Aviv breakfast"
i realized where i was. the establishment i was in. my hands started shaking. my knees buckled. I fell over, and started to feel my mocha coming back up.
A talon fell on my shoulder. "Are you alright, sir?" It asked. How could I not see it before? The hooked nose, the curly hair, her plastic smile with the white teeth. Oh dear god, the white teeth.
I threw the coffee in its face and bolted out of there. Beyond its angry hissing as I fled the cafe, I swear I could hear the faint sounds of a Palestinian child having his land taken away from him.
>>63817984
>le glorified beta face
>>63817996
who is this girl?
>>63818101
>girl
>coverage in HD
nice fucking meme, channel 8 is SD
>>63818143
The 9 HD is a completely new channel dick knob
>>63818101
>girl
>tfw got something off PSN the other day for full price and now it's on sale
JUST
>24k tweets since Sept 2013
>many of them are worshiping twitter SJW whores that hate white men
https://twitter.com/Straffo
How can one man BE so pathetic?
why arent you fucking retards watching the golf? cricket is gay
fuck lads i accidentally just retuned my tv to Austria instead of Australia
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>9 HD is channel 90
Isn't that just what GEM was? They made a massive deal about switching to "crystal clear" HD but really they just swapped the channels
How many hours until it's dark?
>>63818322
fuck off grandpa
>TFW CANT GET 9HD COS LIVE IN THE GONG
>>63818387
I'm in the /gong/ and can't get it either. The fuck is up with that?
the balls are so cute and fluorescent :3
PINK MEANS PUSSY AND HE'S GOT LOTS OF IT
>>63818416
Stop talking about your sex life m9
Is the /gong/, dare I say it, overrated shit?
>>63818316
why does he tweet about american race relations so much
>>63818436
was it ever rated?
>>63818316
>Jarrod with a Y
MWNN is literally subhuman
>>63818403
If you have win then you don't get HD
>>63817871
I guess I live in an area that isnt supported yet, Im about 45 mins away from adelaide
sachin>lara>bradman>ponting
>>63817832
As opposed to the even more expensive Libs NBN that is already obsolete, will be prone to breaking down and already does need repairs in excess of millions of dollars
Also you literally did not lose any money on the carbon tax. It would have been reimbursed to most if not all households and was targeted towards the companies themselves. Why not bitch at the mining companies for the amount of concessions they get? I don't like Bill Shorten either but fuck you for being a stupid faggot.
>>63818499
I'm on the Goldy and my 9HD is just black screen. My TV is about 6 years old though, I dunno if that has something to do with it
>>63818492
Seriously?
https://twitter.com/djlauralux/status/669663744046174209
>retweeted by Jarryd
>>63818492
>"Win" television
>you actually lose
>>63818543
yes
>>63818492
Fuck WIN then
Why didnt Channel 9 just put it on Gem the fucking jews
>As you will be aware Nine are planning to air their main channel in HD and to launch a new channel by the end of this week.
>Due to the short notice given, WIN Network will not be launching these channels at the same time as Nine.
>From a broadcast engineering perspective, WIN is a more complex business with a great deal more markets across a larger geographic area and as such the addition of any new channels will take time and substantial capital investment. We are moving to have the capacity to run new channels across our network with our main channel being aired in High Definition our priority.
>As we get closer to a launch date for WIN’s HD channel we will update you.
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I promised my fiancée's kid cricket in HD
B A N A N A S
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>>63818593
>my fiancée's kid
>GB Packers @ -3.5
hfjashgfueagwfiuwhfefufgfehfht34gahufcnbhcbvilnwnvEBWBVBVWBKVWbwbkwBKWubw
>tfw you've literally done nothing with your life this entire year
>>63818667
At least your not dead
>The pitch is looking crisp and flat
POO PEELIA LTD DOES IT AGAIN
>You now remember Phil Hughes
>>63818725
>you now remember Sean Abbot is a free man
>>63818725
>you are now manually breathing
>Santner
>Craig
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can one of you lads go out and buy me some kfc?
thanks
>>63818548
Literally nothing surprising.
>TWO shitty spinners
For what fucking purpose?
Shall we have 2(two) threads lads?
Bought anything in the steam sale lads?
>>63818830
australians can't play meme spin
who opens the bowling with storc?
>>63818839
>implying that game will last for more than 30 minutes
>>63818839
Just wait till this one reaches limit fag
Have they had the coin toss yet?
WOW FUCKIN HISTORY IN THE MAKING LADS REV UP YOUR HYPE METERS BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC LADS
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>>63818872
'yes'
>>63818839
chewed up n spat out
>9HD
ugh
how long will this match last?
I have tickets to day 3
>>63809504
Step 1 is complete...
>we actually won a fucking toss
Just did a poo in a fancy restaurant lads
Cheeky 238 coming in from the memebabby tbqh
Poopeelia Ltd. on pooicide watch
>>63818960
>'we'
What number in the order do you bat?
>Warne shilling Banana after that rant in the 5th test
literally kys you casual fat fuck
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nice to see warne back in the commentary team
>>63819037
just got dropped to be honest mate
>all this Kane obsession
KEK
>>63818725
exactly one year since it happened.
>to me atm he's the best in world cricket
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
POO PEELIAN COMMENTATORS LITERALLY CUKED BY KANE
Reddit: The Country
>craig and santner
so they're praying we'll have a good 4th innings eh.
Probably gonna get some burger fuel and a couple 1l beers, family
Could be a comfy one
REV UP THOSE NEW THREADS AUTISTS
>>63819107
Stove is literally a homebabby who is STILL complete shit on poopeelian roads
>blue bails
MEME AS FUCK
>>63819122
fuck, thanks for the recommendation m8
might stop at burgers winconsin 2bh, but burgers for dinner confirmed
>>63819122
I've got a burger wisconsin down the road from me tbqh
It's either that, fish and chips or curry
>>63819170
>>63819162
>burgerwisconsinmind
/cric/, you seem like you're not at the top of your game. Let me tell you, when a player loses their game, it's hard to get it back without a healthy dose of confidence. Ya know what, let me tell you a story about a guy I know called Kurt Warner. This guy, he was the very definition of irrelevant in college. Went to UNI, went undrafted until the Packers game him a chance to try out. He was cut before he even took a snap.
Where's he go from there? Bagging groceries at a supermarket! This guy who had NFL hopes and dreams was nothing. Instead of making millions, he was making minimum wage. For a football player, that's rock bottom.
It would have been so easy for him to give up hope there. Usually when you hit that point in your career, there's nothing left for you to give. But Warner, he had he had confidence, confidence that one day there would be a team that would notice his talent. And eventually, after stumbling through the Arena Leagues, he ended up signing with a little team called the St. Louis Rams.
In 2000, that same Kurt Warner, the guy who had been a grocery bagger literally 5 years ago, won the Super Bowl. Heck, he'll likely even go down in history as a hall of famer.
My point is that no matter how low things get, hope never runs out. One of these days you'll find the confidence to make yourself the master of your circumstances.
I guarantee it just as much as I guarantee the healing power of Tinactin!
BOOM!
>>63819162
>>63819170
Burger Wisconsin confirmed
Cheeky wank lads.
Stream?
Lads, it's just a ball ok calm the fuck down.
>>63819235
Long day ahead, mate. Go easy on ya ween stream
>>63819202
Is David Warner related to Kurt Warner
WE'RE BLOODY MAKING HISTORY TODAY LADS
BIG
>>63818952
How do you get tickets to the whole match? Fucking hell Test cricket is a nightmare to buy for.
Suprised women haven't jumped on the pink ball as some sort of breast cancer thing to be honest
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full kit wanker lmao
>>63819303
>first ever cricket test match against the aussies
kek
>>63819303
Literally why
>>63819321
this 2bh
Can you imagine playing with this ball in the annual Jane McGrath Invitational Sydney test lmao
Is satner any good?
>this abbo shit
KEK
>>63819339
Because Poo Peelia Ltd has NEVER had a meme tag team in a BSA mandrama tv show
go back to your home in the fucking parklands
>>63819363
got a ciggy bruv?
stop the slut shaming
>>63819303
>first ever Test match
I don't even know why they bothered to make the effort to be honest.
>Kane is the only one in pads
autism
Dylan Walkbro on Sea Eagle watch
LETS TAKE THIS BAD BOY TO 1000 LADS
>>63819363
SHUT UP YA WHITE DAWG
>>63819453
Please no pad shaming
It triggers me
kek who's that oldcunt with the balloon under his shirt?
>BREAKING NEWS: PEOPLE NOT ALLOWED TO PROTEST OUTSIDE OF ABORTION CLINICS HOW AWESOME!
Look, I don't agree with the anti-abortion people either but something about it doesn't sit right with me. I mean yeah I guess it is harassment but hmm...
>>63819487
The greatest domestic batsman in Australian cricket
g'day mates
>>63819531
g'day la.
>>63819497
Freedom of speech/protest being taken away. First one thing isn't allowed then everything isn't allowed.
Will guppy get out for less than 10
>>63819531
>>63819557
b'day faggots
>>63819487
tony abott he has aged quite drastically
why are radelaide crowds so much more abundant?
>>63819531
>>63819557
>getting up this early for a match not involving your cunt
RIPPING BLOCK THERE LADS THE EXCITMENT HAS HIT ME ALREADY
>>63819584
>Not being hardcore
>>63819605
>>63819607
kek
KEK
>>63819605
>>63819607
h-here we go.
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>63821595
bronkeks ltd
