Official Australia Vs New Zealand /cric/ game thread #1
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1st innings
NZ to bat first
1ST FOR NO MORE JOHNSON
>>63819594
first for a bumper crowd
>it's just a game, you take sports too seriously
1st for Daniel x MWNN OTP
>>63819583
because adelaide isn't filled to the brim with fucking plebs
Shitarc's ankle BTFO
Always with New Ze/a/land.
who /v/ here?
>>63819674
Thanks Peepoo
>was trying for at least 2 minutes to make new thread
>FILE TOO LARGE
What the fuck is happening to this site?
MAXIMUM
>2 runs
IT'S OVER
BTFO
>>63819674
RARE FAG
>>63819696
gooks
>>63819692
come to canada and poo in a loo
>tfw we're gonna have tea and """Dinner"""
>>63819696
I think admin added restrictions on posting from poopeelian ip addresses
Good work I say. Should just ban them outright tbqh
Is Australia the greatest sporting nation in history?
>>63819696
Learn Korean and take it up with the gook moot
>>63819674
>gay pride flag
lol
rate my OC
>>63819724
Some wikisperg fixed it...
>>63819651
cricket is a bogan sport though
annnnnnd its another road
>>63819764
Who are you going for, my Hindu Nationalist friend?
Is the Chappell Stand named after Ian, Greg or Trevor Chappell?
>>63819797
its named after chappelli
>>63819787
who was the casual who said it was fucking green?
top tier fielding
>>63819793
Here for the memes fampai.
Let the best team win.
>"I dont believe in the roping off of these grounds"
WHY DO THESE FUCKING MORONS STILL HAVE A CONTRACT WITH 9 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
That was a 4 you cheating cunts
that was clearly a boundary
>umpball
>>63819797
Trevor for eternally putting poo peeland on pooicide
>>63819828
LITERALLY smith
that GOAT field
is Ian Chappell related to Dave Chappelle?
>LE FUCK LE PINK BALLZ
who /hype/ for the World T20 Qualifiers?
>>63819836
aamir khan did nothing wrong
reporting in, lads
>>63819861
No but Greg is.
Is Chris Martin related to popular The Bends-era Radiohead cover band's frontman Chris Martin?
Siddle has some pretty good stats 2bh. His bowling average is nearly as low as Guptill's batting.
who /ever felt like this/ here?
Anyone have a stream?
>marsh will keep his spot because of nepotism
>>63819913
GOAT
O
A
T
>>63819917
watchcric.net
>>63819917
http://www.cricket-365.tv/2015/australia-vs-newzealand-free-streaming.html?
>>63819912
>His bowling average is nearly as low as Guptill's batting.
>>63819913
have you ever
>>63819928
u r not smart
>>63819913
my childhood m8
>>63819913
>that episode where Bronson got a fish in his dick that turned it into a propeller and made him swim fast
>>63819881
Stop following mainstream media m8, it's not healthy. I'm not sure why everyone has to whine so much about non-issues.
>>63819930
did round the twist air in England?
>>63819913
when strange this happen
>>63819961
Yes, used to watch it after school all the time.
>>63819928
Rod Marsh is not the same person as Geoff Marsh genius.
>>63819957
some of the stuff in the show seems a little fucking weird for a kids show in retrospect
>>63819913
4, 3, 1, 2 desu
The ball look fucking queer
>>63819913
literally was watching this 2 hours ago. best aussie show ever
Chances another Australian dies in this test?
>>63819981
We got press gang here, julia sawalha was my first ever crush
>>63820028
yeah it's funny to look at
>>63819913
what show is this?
>The names Marsh, Geoff Marsh
>>63820035
nil, kiwis are too weak to ever hurt anyone
Daniel m8, you going to the IPENZ event in Wellington?
>>63820084
Neighbours
>>63819949
GETTIN LOWER
>KEKTILL
>kektil
ffs
>kucktill
just drop the cunt
>HE ACTUALLY CONSIDERED REVIEWING THAT
HE ACTUALLY CONSIDERED REVIEWING THAT
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Mate, that was as out as Ian Thorpe
JUST
Right on cue, here come the Friday afternoon panderers
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If the pink ball loses its colour so quickly, why didn't they just use a red ball and switch to a white ball for the first new ball change when it's getting dark?
Knew guppy would go for less than 10
Here comes a KANE 100
>kucktill
every time
Here we go lads
>guptill
how many chances are we gonna give this utter wasteman
FUCK OFF GUPTILL DON'T COME BACK USELESS FKN ODI BABBY FUCK
>>63820084
Double the Fist
>>63820165
Because it might get dark earlier and you can't take the new ball until a certain over
>Çucktill
BASED HAZLEGOAT GETTING THE FIRST WICKET OF THE THANKSGIVING (MAKING THE BSAs WELCOME) TEST
>>63820165
Because that would make too much sense.
>First comment
>>63820189
Soon hell score 200 and it'll keep him round for too long, again
Reminder that Daniel and the other NZ guy LITERALLY, OBJECTIVELY AND UNIRONICALLY shilled Kektill for real cricket when I objectively said he was shit from day 1.
Literally know your stuff you fucking casuals.
>he's a real hit the deck bowler
>>63820165
>white ball
>white uniform
come on m8 use your head
>Its another umpires handing the test to the poopeelians match
>>63820224
> He's predicting NZ will get bowled out before stumps
>>63820189
He'll get like two meme ODI hundreds against Sri Lelka this summer and then suddenly everyone will think he's coming back to form, which will lock in his place in the team for another year.
>>63820243
HES A REAL WICKET TAKER
>>63820250
i literally didn't think of this (not the poster)
cuctill
Was Bitchwide ever elite?
>kektill
>>63820092
Thats Rod Marsh m8
>>63820278
le my wrist hurts man
>Australian roads
>shitty pink ball
>Guptill
just fkn kill me already
>>63820189
You LITERALLY wanted him in the team you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTHING fairweather casual.
>>63820243
>You know he'll run in for you all day
I have images to post with it to enhance the point but theyre all too large FUCK YOU MOOK
>dat nwo shirt
>>63820278
For 2 non consecutive seasons.
>Starc
who ordered pies?
Kane
A
N
E
Any of you lads had that Goat pizza from hell yet?
Why aren't you lazy NEET fucks at work?
>>63820092
>Being this dumb
People like you are the reason public opinion isnt listened to
>>63820371
Just been back from a lecture for my summer semster course m89
>>63820368
It's GOAT
thank god for bane to be honest
>>63820371
>work
is that the day you have to report to centrelink or something?
>>63820371
Because it's nearly 5 and I finished at 4.
Fag.
>>63820363
honestly dont get the hype about that ball tbqh, yeah it was quick and seamed a bit but that's it.
His bowling in South Africa was FAR more elite.
>>63820371
>working
my sides
>>63820371
I quit my job to follow my dreams of becoming a dole bludger in poopeelia. Still waiting on my visa to come through.
What does Pike River, New Zealand have in common with my basement?
29 dead miners
>>63820371
You on that peon shit
I'm on that griget and chill shit
>>63820371
Enjoy your day making money for the boss while I watch cricket and shitpost all day m8.
>>63820458
Good luck mate. God bless.
>>63820402
Are you being serious or just memeing? I'm trying to sort out dinner here.
>>63820371
I'm working 7-3:30
>>63820493
Nah I haven't soz but you should try it and post pics and rating. It's hell, it can't be bad.
A man is walking along a country road and sees a man standing behind a sheep.
"You shearing?"
"Nah, fick off an' git ya own, bru."
>get a warning from /int/ for criticizing t*rks
Modmet pls
>>63820459
Miners/minors
Pretty good, actuLly
>>63820515
fuck turks cunt tried to steal my wallet
You could dig up Phil Hughes' corpse and he'd still score more runs than Guptill
>>63820515
Fucking t*rks are human garbage, what kind of demented retards shoot down a plane that posed no threat to them.
Almost as stupid as betting on NZ to win
Why are middle aged Australian women so disgusting?
Will Smith score a century this match?
>>63820581
They're marinated in big strong Kiwi semen
Siddle 11-for this innings
>>63820581
Too much sun
How does East Cuĉks Australia feel about the fact that the memorial planned for 4:08pm for Phil "Instakill" Hughes will in fact be at 4:38pm for you and your prayers will likely fall on deaf ears?
Bad I'm guessing.
Is Sean Abbott the most deadly bowler of this generation?
>>63820639
>retired dead
>All of my /cric/ images are now useless
FUCK YOU GOOOOOOOK
When you're hit by a jug, in a South Auckland pub, that's a Maori
>Ishant Sharma is only 27 years old
Rate my dinner lads.
>not streaming star sports for the elite curry adverts
>Shane Warne on commentary
>>63820721
Who won that World Cup?
>>63820734
Giggled Tbh
>>63820721
fuck off
>>63820639
Could be worse, could live in South Australia
>>63820721
>146-9
Why is every one of our batsmen complete shit except bane?
Fucking tired of this shit.
>>63820749
>blended
Passed all my exams pham
>>63820721
I recently rewatched the highlights on YouTube.
Bloody great spectacle to watch that match swinging back and forth.
>>63820747
Saqulain Mustaq is only 13
who /thirsty/ here?
>>63820759
>>63820765
>Being this butthurt over a meme loss in a meme ground
Lads
Sick of this "soft hands" meme desu
>>63820756
But he's talking about America for you.
>"exposing Americans to the game of cricket"
>the crowd was 99% curries there for Tendulkar
reminder pee pooland would have been better off if they didn't have a sook during the federation convention
>>63820799
> Be New Zealand's greatest ever rugby player
> Die
lads how do i retune my tv?
http://www.nrl.com/club-by-club-draw-what-you-need-to-know/tabid/10874/newsid/91013/default.aspx
LADS
A
D
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>>63820814
But cricket is there to stay m8
>>63820835
Menu>auto tune
cmon lad
I can't wait for West Indies to completely dominate Ausfailia next month haha
>>63820835
Jiggle the wire around a bit
>i dont regard esports as sports
>>63820835
coathanger
>>63820749
>finest
>>63820859
hopefully the pitches will be better and >your bowlers will do alright
always enjoy watching windian fast bowling
>>63820890
>>63820773
>>63820773
>63820773
>>63820749
>>63820890
who /single malt/ here?
Hows the HD on Channel 9 guys? Is the MPEG4 video stream much better than the normal HD channels?
Has an Australian broadcaster finally made it into 2003?
why don't they use a white ball and make the players wear pink?
who /fargo/ here?
Looks like the "/cric/" meme has finally died
Good riddance I say
>>63820882
>mid on and mid off instead of 3 slips
SEEEEEEEETHING casual detected
>Re-tune my tv just now
>Getting sound but black screen on HD channel
Is it my TV or the channel?
>>63820962
>what is IPL
>>63820922
>>63820922
>>63820922
>>63820922
I'll trade 4 (You)'s for 3
>>63820965
good show
>>63820995
Could be your TV if it isn't compatible with MPEG4 video. Is it an older telly?
>>63820995
Install gentoo
>>63820969
/grig/ is taking over
>Yes this is history the first day night test
>Here in Adelaide first day night test
>Day night test here
>PINK BALL PINK BALL
FUCK THIS COMMENTARY
>>63821005
>>63821039
Oi tech support, help the guy out with his telly problems
>>63821030
I dunno, it sure as hell isnt brand new. No idea how old it is
>>63820971
>3 slips for a spin bowler
How many cheeky little slags do you think Warne harassed in the US?
>>63821069
Could be why, I'm no expert. I haven't rescanned mine just yet, but I watch my channels through Foxtel. Apparently Foxtel isn't carrying NineHD though so that fucking sucks.
>>63821069
LCD/LED or Cathode ray?
I.e. is it flat screen or nice and thick
>>63820835
>>63821063
Did you try putting it on and off?
>>63821104
;_;
>>63820965
Started on but it's getting meh.
The pseudo canadian accents really grind me gears
>>63821089
>a qt will never look at you like that
why live
>lyon
Smoth with the Clarke memes in play
>>63821116
ummm... flatscreen?
Its like 3 inches thick
>Lelgar
ABGOAT and Amla on the crease lads.
>strike rate 100
KANE LIVES
Is Lyon the most unfortunate-looking Australian athlete in history?
>>63821175
Smith tbqh
Literally Bane: the team
PP should be embarrassed
>>63821175
Mark O Meley
>>63821175
Cameron Ling
>>63821165
Wtf is going on in that match?
>>63821175
probs cathy freeman
>>63821175>>63821185
smith looks like his face is made out of porcelain
>>63821175
>tfw I saw this guy at a cafe on Wednesday
>>63820995
It's the channel, also this>>63821031
>>63821240
Did he get a steak and eggs?
>Poo Peeland
>>63821164
Have you tried taking it off and putting it back on again?
>>63821240
TARD STRENGTH
>>63821240
so are his eyes really that close together or is that a shoop?
Fuck I wish cricket was more like it was back 20 - 30 - 40 years ago. Just looks way more fun compared to the manufactured pristine look of today.
>>63821295
Gaj really let himself go
Guptill century in the 3rd innings tbqh
Have you heard about this kiwi McKennock?
>AB,Amla and Bane all batting at the same time
>>63821319
>daniel
Just stop posting cunt
Are there any different rules for the day/night?
what's Glenn's problem?
Just ejaculated lads.
Will AB and Amla bring it home for South Africa?
>>63821364
night is usually darker
>>63821315
Also, seeing the crowd go crazy on the ground after an emphatic win gives goosebumps.
>>63821364
They have dinner instead of lunch
>Chris Latham
Reality Check, you here mate? You watching the game mate?
>>63821378
This level of detail is getting dangerously close to UTV territory
>>63821368
too much info tβh
time for muscular elite bananas
>>63821435
He's probably recovering from dysentery after a glass of tapwater
>>63821435
Reality Christ m8
>>63821364
you shouldn't walk alone at night.
>>63821417
Actually someone interviewed on radio said they would probably keep with tradition and call it lunch.
>>63821415
Back when Cricket mattered to people.
>>63821372
I hope they make a game out of it 2bh.
>cant tell if he's saying nathan or latham
>cant tell if he's saying lyon or line
>>63821490
Adelaide doesn't have Maoris m8
we will all be out for 200 :(
>>63821496
they usually have that fighting spirit
>haven't lost an away series in nine years
wish I had a cigar
gonna get pissed on good scotch tonight
is soccer popular in curryland?
>>63821614
so Kane confirmed for 150+ then
Is this an easy chase for SA?
>in his last 8 innings guptill has scored more than 1 twice
>>63821491
>probably keep with tradition and call it lunch
Doesn't make any sense. Why even bother with a day-night match if the want to keep it traditional.
>>63821612
Is it just me or does siddle look like a goblin
>>63821656
no because it requires some level of athleticism
>>63821659
on another pitch
CHEWED UP N SPAT OUT
>DeShiters
>>63821659
Nope
Would you rather be Indian or Paki lads?
>""""the best batsman in the world""""
Is Ian Chappell, dare I say it, senile?
>>63821733
Paki since their cricket team is more entertaining
Banglel would be best for the memes alone though
>Nathan Loin
>>63821656
Jews have noticed that India is a huge market for football with all the bandwagoners, so they started a football league- ISL.
Peter Siddle and Shaun Marsh are in the team?
Who the fuck would pick those two hopeless cunts?
These dust bowl low scoring games are fun to watch. Better to watch than 2 teams play on a road and get a high scoring draw
>They still haven't gotten Latham out yet
Nice """""""""""""team""""""""""""""" you have there Memestralia
Apparently, it's an historic game. Pink ball.
>>63821659
Now that AB is gone, no.
>>63821796
Why are India so bad at football?
>>63821824
Latham is by far your better opener
Why is Phillip Hughes fielding at gully?, I thought he was kill?
Reckon the Oval will fill up in a couple of hours?
>>63821806
rather have a healthy balance tbqh
WACA tests used to be my favourite since the pitch encouraged fast, aggressive bowling, but the batsman could punish any poor ball
>>63821829
Day/night game mate, they'll play till 9pm
>YFW you find out Belgium is the highest ranked FIFA team
>>63821855
I would rate a year-old turd over Guptill. Of course Latham's >our better opener.
fucking hell lads, bought a block of chocolate at random and it's fucking chilll flavoured
>>63821887
Reckon the Oval is a delightful children's TV show character m8
What do you lads do whilst watching the cricket?
Latham needs a tonne.
Earn your keep you fucking manlet.
>>63821934
You can't read can you.
Piss weak effort, Gaz
Whichever of Smith and Williamson performs better this test becomes the #1 batsmen in teh rankings
>>63821960
watching handegg eating leftovers from thanksgiving
>>63821960
Drinking a pot of green tea right now
KETCH ET.
>>63821806
It's only good to watch when a batsman bats out of his skin in these conditions, not when the wickets keep falling.
>>63821960
engage in enlightening discussion with my peers on /cric/
>overspin is more important than sidespin
when will this meme die?
>It's an Ian Chappell talks about players that literally nobody knows
>>63821960
constantly update my excel spreadsheet of cricket stats after each ball from both tests and then compare them for any elite trends I can expose to /cric/ and develop my e-reputation
Whats Kektill's batting average?
Just went and got some food
How many times have they said "pink ball"?
>>63821984
Isn't that on right now?
>Peter "The Cat and The" Siddle back in the team
Pepper your angus Poo Peeland
>poo peeland wearing black PJ armbands
holy shit fuck off with this sportsmanship meme you fucking c u c k s
>>63822092
>>63822039
My last two digits
>in his mind he needs to put it out of his mind
One too many bouncers to the head I think mate.
Miss the glasses man 2bh
>Muslim woman in the crowd wearing a hijab and a fedora
>>63822141
Damn son, better than I thought
Last three digits are NZ's score at stumps. Fourth last digit is wickets down
>>63822043
What'd u get?
Guise, did you know it's a PINK BALL test match?
Last three digits are Mitch Starc's highest speed gun reading.
OUT YES GOT HIM
>>63822171
You could really use those 3 wickets per test @ 35
>>63822039
14.85 v Australia
245.00 v Bangladesh
24.00 v England
24.84 v India
27.88 v Pakistan
17.20 v South Africa
18.00 v Sri Lanka
69.25 v West Indies
53.33 v Zimbabwe
Everyone who isn't a casual wanted Brownlie opening with Latham instead.
fucking love watching siddle bowl
he cracks 130 kph through sheer force of will
>>63822092
Reminder that Brenhatma McCullandhi could easily be an intelligent batsman an captain and blow this team the fuck out
But he wouldn't because he only knows love and peace.
Last three digits is Kanes score this innings
god I want to cum deep inside kate collins
>>63822208
Burger fuel, family
Got served by a nice qt, I think she was just being nice because it was her job. Who knows, though
almost killed him with that one
Last three digits is what PP score after being bowled out at dinner
>>63822177
M'uslim
>get ready for a broken fuckin arm
What did he mean by this?
LADS
A
D
S
>>63822307
Kek
>>63822298
That USA burger they had a couple of months ago with the hash browns and mustard was GOAT. Should put it on the menu permanently.
>>63822323
who's that?
>>63822307
Pretty nice bantz tbhonest.
Why does Guptill look like Seth Rogen in Pineapple Express?
>>63822352
Yeah
They've got some pork burger going at the moment, haven't tried it yet,though
Lads, it's fucking windy.
I think my house is going to blow over
>>63822383
DUDE
reminder banana WILL bowl Williamson out
>>63822252
>252kph
Scared
How comfy are you?
>>63822358
Gigi Hadid.
>>63822259
see >>63822258
it's inflated by stat padding against bangladesh, zimbabwe and the windies
>>63822398
Are you in based Welly m8? It's windy af atm
>>63822383
WEED
>>63822401
WEED
>>63822398
m8 we had some huge winds here yesterday. Trees down all over the neighbourhood.
>>63822401
WICKETS
>>63822432
>dell
a ot more comfy than you, you fucking pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o76fG-frBxs
Who /giggle/ here
>>63822290
Virginia Langeberg in the spirit of forthright honesty.
>>63822290
muh dick
>>63822455
Yes Tbh
At least it's getting warmer
>>63822287
elite
>>63822432
actually and unironically fucking delicious
SIDDLE TO GET A 5EVA FROM PURE AGGRESSION
>>63822432
>TCL TV
Literally who?
>>63822478
Its an old computer I got from an OP shop for $5, fixed it up and made it a media server
>>63822383
DUDE
DUCKS
>>63822506
130 KPH BALLS ON A GOOD LENGTH PITCHED OUTSIDE OFF, NO WEAKNESSES
>>63822493
A little too humid today for me Tbh
>>63822515
Would you believe me if I told you I got it from a life-ed van? Thank you based healthy Harold.
>>63822550
be glad you arent in auckshit then
humid as fuck with not a drop of wind
torture to be honest
>>63822470
I know that feel senpai. Bin ended up in neighbors front lawn.
>>63822515
The Chinese Life
got a 40 inch one from the good guys for like 400
Why even have Ishant Sharma in the lineup, why not just use 4 spinners and 0 seamers?
do you think McCullum is going to join in yelling out BOWLED NATHAN after each ball when he comes to the crease?
Nice wee shot, there
>>63822548
NO SWING JUST STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW LIKE GLEN MCGRAH INTENDED
>>63822634
no one gives a shit about red ball cricket
Just took a big poo lads and after I wiped there was a little bit of blood, should I be worried or did I just push too hard?
>>63822634
Sharma playing test cricket at all is a fucking embarrassment
HOLY FUCK. LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK?? I COME HERE FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE TO ESCAPE THE MEMES. I THOUGHT /CRIC/ WILL GIVE ME SOME RESPITE FROM THE CONSTANT MENTIONS. YEAH ITS GOT >COCK AND BANE AND SHIT BUT I CAN DEAL WITH THAT. I JUST HAVE TO ESCAPE SEEING IT MENTIONED ONE MORE TIME. SO I'M GOING TO ASK ONE FINAL TIME: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DOES WILL SMITH HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?!!!!!
>>63822636
Handshakes after every ball, just to be sure the opponents know they are appreciated
>>63822584
>leading kids into a dark van to learn about sex
Government really dropped the ball on that one in retrospect.
>>63822668
was it at a fancy restaurant lad?
>>63822634
>>63822673
>implying he isn't about to GOAT it up in the coming years
You just w8
>>63822668
That happened to my dad a few years back. It was bowel cancer.
>>63822683
And they wonder why we need a royal commission
BASED BANE STILL ALIVE
>>63822668
>tfw you got skin tags on your anus
>>63822668
Might be a fissure.
Clean it out with a warm flannel and put some antiseptic cream on it.
>>63822668
Probs just a blood vessel m8. Get it checked if it happens again.
>>63822668
I get this every now and then.
When does the moon rise in Adelaide?
PINK BALL
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
DAY NIGHT
WORLD SERIES CRICKET
>>63822668
/sp/ - Sports & Anal Health
>>63822668
This happens to me every couple of months if I wipe too much/too hard.
>>63822762
9 25 pm
>>63822753
This confuses the Indian
>>63822792
>HISTORIC
Will it swing more at night?
why hasn't Johnson bowled yet?
>>63822795
/sp/ - sportsmanship and poopeelanders
>>63821851
>calling soccer football
wog detected
>>63822833
He'll be on soon m8, Will Smith just told me
>>63822812
Does the witch hide in the bowl or the bit at the back
Guptill would fuck Hazlewood up in a street fight.
>>63822833
I'll give boof a call and sort it out for you lad
>>63822823
Most probably, dew might play a role as well.
>>63822833
He got hit by a ball and died
Execute all muslims.
>>63822850
>No poo in loo detected
>>63822850
sup goabro
>>63822865
Who would be the toughest outta both teams
Does anyone actually understand how the environment affects swing?
>>63822812
DESIGNATED WORSHIP TOILETS
>>63822871
Stuart Dew is a footy player m8
Is there an 'Old' Zealand?
>>63822916
http://ntrs.nasa.gov/archive/nasa/casi.ntrs.nasa.gov/20000112958.pdf
>>63822927
there's literally two lad
>tfw had a black Dr put his finger in my arse because of bleeding
>>63822907
McCullum's pretty nuggety. Ground and pound. Smith would be Aussies toughest as they're all total softcocks.
>>63822927
In Wales i believe
>>63822927
It's the island Copenhagen is on, or west Netherlands
>>63822954
I had a QT muslim chick do it for the same reason. So hard not to boner up
>>63822941
>nasa
>/sp/
No way in fucking hell anyone is going to read that shit.
IRON MAN
>>63822905
from mumbai
STARCGOD
>kane
Shitlliamson!!!!
IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT IRON GOAT
IT'S OVER
WE'RE FINISHED
GODDIM
O
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I
MOUSE
ABSOLUTE
POOICIDE
>was getting out part of your plan?
Who /pooicide watch/ here?
>>63822975
Fucking wish it was a woman. Felt like I was being raped.
WILLIAMSON PTFO
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>kane
BEST BATTER IN THE WORLD THEY SAID
THATS A BIG WICKET, PINK BALL
>>63823005
A LOT OF PAD FOR NOT MANY RUNS
>>63823005
IF i TAKE THOSE PADS OFF WILL YOU DIE?
>>63822982
wanna meet/smoke/fug?
>>63822941
>>63822916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naMJz2KlLoA
They talk about swing in one these videos.
EXCITING
X
C
I
T
I
N
G
>>63823013
Is Steyn autistic?
ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
>>63823005
>did we start the collapse?
>yes brother, the wicket count rises
F U G G
U
G
G
Will Punter be remembered as one of the top 5 captains for Australia?
Kane?
Literally who??????????
lmao
>>63823034
>>63822982
You can wipe each others bum bums
SHILLIAMSON
You'd think Kane would have seen that coming
This umpiring is a fucking joke, aussie have got every 50/50 call the whole series
n-never rated Williamson f-for a second Tbh l-lads
Latham better go ham 2bh
>>63823073
Nice meme
>>63823073
P O O R I U S
O
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>>63823005
>Or perhaps he's wondering why you would bowl at a man's leg before wicket.
>>63823053
One of the top five batsmen, sure, but not captains. Clarke was a much better captain even though his team/record was worse.
If Joe Burns doesn't wear sunscreen he becomes Joe Burnt.
EARN YOUR KEEP LATHAM YOU FUCKING TINY LITTLE BASTARD
England would destroy both these teams.
Can some add the JUST haircut to Ross Taylor? He already has the eyes
>>63823073
POO PEELAND ON SUICIDE WATCH
based tubbs exposing Williamson's """flawless""" technique
>>63823073
Proxy off m98
>>63823070
>WIN
Country faggot detected.
>22 from 58
HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU KANE?
>>63823158
>Living in shitty multicult cities
does zerobese still post here?
>>63823178
A massive twelve Australian dollars
>>63823185
Yes.
>>63823185
right here lad
>>63823137
He got eyedrops now m8
The smell of collapse is wafting all around the oval Tbh
>>63823158
What is WIN anyway?
>>63823178
A steak and mushroom pie
>>63823157
Both Lbws "umpire's call" of course umpire gives them. Last two tests every "umpire's call" goes against NZ. Fucking bullshit and quite possibly rigged to keep austard tv audience happy 2bh.
Walkbro, you here mate?
>>63823213
Fucking hell, I want a pie now
>>63823178
just a chup bru ahahaha
a chup
what a chup
you mean a potato chup
aw shut bru
Oim beached iz
>>63823053
Waugh, Benaud, Bradman and Border are ahead of him and that's without even going to any depth.
fresh bread when?
Matt, you here mate?
<tfw smoked 2 joints and more tired than high
Will Day 1 at Adelaide have a higher crowd count than all 5 days at Brisbane and Perth?
>>63823258
Don't worry, an Australian autistic will have had one, complete with ebin in-joke, ready to go for the last 30min.
>>63823254
Clarke was better than him as well desu, Ponting just had an outstanding crop of players to work with including Langer, Hayden, Warne, McGrath, Martyn, Lee, and of course, himself.
>>63823254
>Border
>Bradman
'no'
Great players, shit captains, just like Ponting
Good captains would be Taylor, Clarke, Benaud, Waugh and Chappelli
>>63823225
You remind me of paranoid foreign rugby fans claiming the ABs get every call in their favour
>>63823242
farkin sheet cahnt shuy'll bee roight mait
>>63823284
Tired here too m8
>>63823198
kill urself fat cunt
>>63823288
Will Day was an American diplomat and jurist m8
Whats for dinner lads, KFC I guess?
>>63823327
easy mac m8
>SECURITY GUARD
TOPPEST KEK
>>63823327
Missus made wings, so close enough.
>that security guard chuck
How the fuck can you be that shit at throwing?
This is why you only hire curry security guards
>>63823327
/damper/
>>63823327
Lamb and a glass of kiwi tears
>>63823327
Mums making sandwiches
>>63823327
That was lunch actually
FIRE THAT CURRY SECURITY GUARD IMMEDIATELY
>>63823302
>Border
>shit captain
>>63823362
There's a very high chance one of us fucked that lamb, just warning you m8
>that absolute shocker of a throw
>Tubs questioning the technique of the security guard's throw
this is a new low
>>63823327
Thinking mini sausage rolls and a cup of tea.
>>63823327
rice and beans. value for money food
>>63823383
dude what the fuck
>>63823373
he was, the guy had no tactical mind whatsoever
he could keep the shitty team he inherited in line, but that was the extent of his skill
How much is Latham gonna get lads?
>>63822432
Went to Tassie with the senpai this week and went to the Cadbury factory and even THEY hate that absolutely heinous flavour.
That was good comedy t`bh
>>63823383
>inb4 a bunch of complete newfucks quote this
Could Latham actually be stepping the fuck up now that KANE's out? Don't want to speak too soon.
GOATHAM
Who the fuck keeps saying 'bowled' after every ball
>>63823383
fucking hell pajeet don't recycle your poo
>>63823381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR2rGt_4T4A
>>63823383
>tomato sauce on bananas
You street shitters are another breed
How does YOUR NRL team's draw look?
>>63823383
Aah, a fellow cu/ck/ I see?
>>63823383
Mother of god
>>63823420
Mccullum I believe
As much of a shithouse human being Ricky Nixon is I'm so glad that slut is about to get BTFO.
>>63823417
Not even the filename is a giveaway to the casuals
>Sky Sports on the phone to the managing director of Kookaburra
Worst tea break interview in history?
Anyone going to the 9s?
>>63823478
It's pretty fucking bad
Brad Thorn is signed with the Queensland Reds.
Fucking why
>>63823478
Yeah I'm watching Mock the Week on YT
>>63823494
Should have one more round with the Broncos desu
>>63823494
Better Red than Dead
Gentle reminder that WA is the GOAT cricket state
To me the Adelaide Oval is one of the nicest grounds in the world. I like the shell covers over the stands.
>>63823434
>>63823432
>>63823425
>>63823421
>>63823403
Nice work, casual newspeds.
>>63823494
he wants to play for them too. he may have been joking though
Did anyone else think the pink cricket ball was some breast cancer awareness bullshit when they first heard about it?
THREAD
>>63823510
>>63823510
>>63823539
Love the old scoreboard. So glad they didn't get rid of it.
walkcunt on suicide watch
