India 94/3 (30.1 ov)
India won the toss and elected to bat
Based Kohliflower on the crease.
AUS vs NZ 3rd Test starts on the 27th. It is the first ever Day-Night Test.
Sri Lanka frontrunner to host Ind-Pak series.
Mohammad Amir is playing cricket again., closes out one-run win for Chittagong.
1. James Tedesco
2. Brett Morris
3. Josh Morris
4. Michael Jennings
5. Semi Radradra
6. Blake Austin
7. Aidan Sezer
8. Aaron Woods
9. Michael Ennis
10. James Tamou
11. Josh Jackson
12. Boyd Cordner
13. Paul Gallen
14. David Klemmer
15. Andrew Fifita
16. Trent Merrin
17. Tony Williams
Ladies and gentlmen, your 2016 NSW State of Origin team
Poogan fags need not reply
>this idiot doesn't realize that i remember him using a kiwi proxy more than 2 years ago
just stop
>>63785400
>Jennings
>Ennis
>Cordner
>Gallen
>Merin
>Williams
hahahahahahaha
DLF MAXIMUM
Okay boys let's see if we can get an entire thread in which we talk about cricket
currently on 1/4 responses, good work
>>63785459
fuck up asianigger
>>63785459
poopeeland peepeehead on pooi-
I mean, yeah first pink ball day-night test on Friday. Excited.
>>63785480
i gave your mums pink ball a test last night cunt
>>63785480
I dig the timezone desu it's comfy as
Hope this ball isn't too shit
>>63785425
Yes I am an Australian shitposter for your past who has come back to haunt you with my spoopy NZ proxy.
>>63785491
Read anything about the practice game they had against WA? Wonder if pinky held up better than those balls in the last 2 tests.
>>63785491
>I dig the timezone desu it's comfy as
what is it for you like 6pm-12am or something?
>>63785496
Nah not much about the ball itself but the combination of green wicket and additional night time meme swing might actually give our bowlers the ability to take 10 wickets in an innings so that could be nice
Judging on Guptill's score it's basically a white ball
>>63785518
>>63785496
Ironically he Day/Night Test should be alot better for bowlers than the regular Tests have been
Apparently the last session has been pooicide for batsman both in the Shield rounds and the NZ warmups
should be alot more interesting than the Brisbane and P*rth highways regardless
>south africa
more like shit africa
amirite guys
>>63785507
coverage starts at 3.30, which I can't really work out. What time are they starting in Adelaide?
>>63785518
Yeah I saw that Guppy wrecked the shit out of it. I wish him and Mccullum would drop the one-day approach and try some settled test batting for a change.
>this fucking pitch
>day one
Man india are elite at home advantage desu
>>63785538
I think everyone expected them to be, along with the fact that the ball could be harder to see under lights.
>>63785539
das rassist
>>63785549
just checked, it's 2pm-9pm Adelaide time each day, so 2:30-9:30 AEDT
>>63785564
Eh that's not that different from perth so no major difference
UAE is best time zone tho
>>63785555
The last time we played South Africa here we lost by an innings.
>>63785564
We're kicking off at 5.30 then.
>2 hours of listening to Aussie commentators giving preamble to the test.
>>63785581
yeah well they clearly learned from that mistake
>Rahane
>>63785575
>Eh that's not that different from perth so no major difference
Yeah despite all the ACB's shilling otherwise, Perth is the favourite venue for both Channel 9 AND India because of the timezone. Channel 9 get Eastern prime time shekels and it's a better timezone for the Indians aswell
The only problem with P*rth is that the WACA is a rundown piece of shit. Literally an Indian-tier ground
>>63785588
>and based fatty
>>63785588
what? no it starts at 4:30 your time. You dumbcunts are 2 hours ahead of >us, not 3 (you're three hours ahead of Pisspain, not the real states)
>mfw I have to tell you about your country
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>63785400
>austin
When will this meme end?
>jackson
>cordner
>williams
oh its a troll list
Will Nohit score a century lads?
>>63785608
apparently 2.5 hours ahead of Adelaide. You don't even know.
fucknuts.
Rashida Jones.
>>63785639
Will Nohit a shit m8.
having a cheeky cuppa lads
>>63785595
>The only problem with P*rth is that the WACA is a rundown piece of shit. Literally an Indian-tier ground
Not only that, when was the last time a WACA pitch was legitimately "fast and bouncy :D" like they keep telling us they are
I don't watch much aussie cricket but it seems they constantly talk about how unique the whacker is but it hasn't really lived up to that at all recently
>Kohliflower
>tfw exams and can't watch seth efrika choke harder than us
>>63785653
>when was the last time a WACA pitch was legitimately "fast and bouncy :D" like they keep telling us they are
Indian series 2011/12
That one was ripping through
>India's batting is too shit to keep up the five bowlers meme
>reduce to four
>still use three spinners
wew
r8 my SC spine lads
1.RTS
6. soward
7. Areyn
9. Friend
>>63785672
Not gonna make the finals/10
>>63785664
>he isn't watching Morkel bowl his heart out on a pitch unvfavourable to his kind of bowling.
Dis gon be gud.
Another low scoring match.
>>63785672
>Friend
kek
he is old as fuck
>>63785680
i didn't think so, but i'm not sure of any cheapy halves and soward could be pretty memey at the start of the year in the heat in the last 20 minutes.
Surely friend will be playing 80?
>>63785636
Austin and Sezer will be a club pairing next year, will be elite as fuck and lead the Raiders to the top 8, and will subsequently be picked together by Laurie Daley
as for Jackson and Cordner, notice how they are starters in my team and will be playing on the edges where they belong, rather than used as meme bench middle forwards
T Rex is also playing for a contract and will have an outstanding year
fuck i love these american-indian ads on the willow stream
half in jibberish half in BIG STRONG AMERICAN ACCENTS
>>63785671
That's because we know our """pace""" bowlers are shit, especially when the pitch is slow.
>>63785708
i was unironically calling for sezer and austin last year Tbh, i just wanted to make a b8 post to talk about NRL. I'm still not a big fan of jackson though
Is test cricket dead? Should they let it die and embrace meme formats?
There is fucking NO ONE at this RSA IND match.
>you will never play a pick up game of basketball with KyriGOAT, Based Tomic and the master the C'mon Lleyton Hewitt
>>63785732
The first three days of the AUS-NZ Test are sold out
Day/Night meme will literally save Test cricket
>RSA topur of India
>there were more curries at the BSA meme exhibition matches
>>63785732
Are you sure you're watching the right game? There is a good crowd. You can literally hear them cheering for every delivery.
>>63785737
>you will never be pegged by sam stosur
it just hurts to much
>>63785740
It is a good idea. I just wish they'd adjust to 4 days and ensure 2 innings each. 1 day to bat per innings. Bowling side must ensure x number of overs. Even find a good standard number of overs to have per day. I'll get chewed up by purists, but fuck it; they need to make it easier to get into.
>you will never wake up and car pool with Future NSW Captain Boyd Cordner, Future QLD Captain Jake Friend and Future Dally M Medal Winner Kane Evans, do a weights session, do fitness work, shower, carpool home and dress up and go to Marquee and pick up gangas
>>63785672
if RTS is available as a CTW that is where you should pick him
>>63785768
fuck off casual
>>63785768
m8 that's awful
Overnight innings is such a big part of test cricket you can't take that away
>>63785751
Oh no, shit sorry, I'm actually watching an ice hockey match. My bad.
>>63785772
nothing if not predictable.
>>63785768
proxy off, Colin Graves
>>63785771
>people think the glassdesco meme is over
prefer to stack 6 cheapies in CTW and RTS at FB to start with and move him there later
>>63785778
It's a big stadium m8, there is a decent crowd( by test match standards).
>>63785777
You're right. I can't
>>63785787
Were it Eden Park, there'd be <1000 people lel
>>63785768
>limit the number of overs in test cricket
uhhhh no
>>63785784
I'm not sure what you're trying to say in regards to Tedesco
he should be everyone's starting fullback, with a DPP cheapie as the backup fullback
>>63785794
plenty of people would go to be honest
>you will never be playing a pick up basketball game at Central Courts, school someone only for it to be a Sydney Kings player who invites you to training, where you impress the coach enough to get a short-term contract which becomes a season contract after great showings, which turns into an NBL MVP trophy and an invitation to trial with a D-League side in the US, who are the feeder team to an NBA team struggling with injury in your position and who are prepared to give you a shot against GSW and you proceed to shutdown and outshoot Steph Curry and lead the team to the NBA finals where you hitting the winning shot in double OT giving you a 4-3 series win
>>63785797
>unironically watching top pleb
>that poo peeland poofter who is unironically poorturbed as fuck in the Serbia thread
KEK
>>63785801
>plenty of people would go to a test match at Eden Park on a Wednesday.
Are you absolutely sure of what you're saying.
>>63785797
ah well, shit idea, but at least we're talking about cricket again.
>>63785818
Oh look it's another apoplectic autissie post obsessing over New Zealand
Is there any time during your day when you DON'T think about Kiwi 4chan posters? I bet you spend every waking moment thinking of "clever and witty" insults to hurl at kiwis whose attention you crave more than anything else.
I await your arse-ravaged reply, which I will not read
>>63785814
Go study, or you won't be able to get a 9-5 job m8.
>>63785818
HAHAHAHAHAHAA, I just saw that.
The pathetic piece of shit LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY was 'muh rugbying' in that thread.
KEK
E
K
>>63785838
He may not get a 9-5 job, but both of you will be working 7-11 one day.
Lads we need to build a wall to keep the street shitters out.
Based winnie tbqh
https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/indian-students-not-here-to-study-says-peters
>you will never get asked to play for your local soccer team by a friend, play striker and score a hattrick in an FFA Cup qualifier, lead your team to the FFA Cup finals and score the winning goal against an A-League club and become the first local team to win the competition and be signed by the same club you helped defeat and lead them to an A-league Premiership and A-League title, win the Asian Champions League and be signed by a 4th division English club, take them to the Premier League where you win the Golden Boot and the FA Cup, qualifying your team for the Champions League which against the odds you win and then return to the A-League because you can finally afford to live on the North Shore.
>>63785838
o-okay
LADS
A
D
S
Execute all muslims.
>filthy Islamic sub human goat fuckers. serbs are literally the worst people on earth. here in nz no one likes serbians
kek you just found the AUsshit with a NZ proxy
south africa plays cricket?
>>63785798
kek. Your not a supercoach m8. Tabasco and the west tigers are finished
Fuck of SOSHIT Sharma
![10703972_10152449113122967_8849811490225430611_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CUq9oDv.jpg "10703972 10152449113122967 8849811490225430611 n[1]")
these new bank notes are pretty dope to be honest
>>63785884
>Zena
>Z
Is this cunt fucking for real, right now?
>>63785884
That can't be real. Is there a fucking Hobbit on the other side?
>>63785884
I've literally only touched a $5 note once. I never use cash and I think it's completely outdated and retarded. No need for it at all. It's 2015 ffs
>you will never be playing baseball at a gala day for your high school and lead your school to victory in the last game of the day, get invited to trial with an ABL team and win a contract and absolutely star and get invited to America to play for a minor league baseball side, which is struggling but sees a dramatic change in fortuned with your arrival and leads to major league scouts watching you and vying for your signature, but you know your minor league team needs you but they say it's OK, you deserve it and you decide to sign with the major league side, win the world series and donate your winnings to the minor league side so they can stay competitive.
>>63785884
wouldn't work
You'd be constantly trying to rub one out to Lucy Lawless' visage.
>>63785890
It'd be more relevant than the queen tbph.
>>63785896
You're not wrong tbhonest bb.
>>63785904
You are.
>my literal fucking face when DCE and
Areyn don't get DPP 5/8
>>63785908
Did somebody ask you?
I don't remember anybody asking for poopeelia's opinion.
>>63785904
You are wrong.
>>63785915
this post implies that you don't want Thurston, indicating that you're not a supercoach
I've been on /sp/ for only about half an hour today, and already I've got 13 (You)s from pooicidal poo peelanders.
And I did not respond to any of them.
Not one.
KEK
E
K
NRL Ltd.
>>63785929
>Shaun johnson gets DPP
>chad townsend gets DPP
>Maloney gets DPP
>soward gets DPP
>Widdop gets DPP
>Cronk, Areyn and DCE don't get DPP
>>63785930
here's another (You) lad
keep fighting the good fight
>>63785948
All those other guys either regularly play, or used to play, both positions.
I wish ManWithNoName posted here more often. I always enjoy his insights.
>>63785948
probably because DCE and Reynolds have only ever played halfback in first grade, and Cronk hasn't played another position outside of halfback in well over a decade
with that being said though I don't know how Maloney and Johnson qualify for DPP. the other names you listed though are justifiable because they've played both halves positions in recent seasons
>>63785952
Thanks buddy.
(You) can have one (Too).
>>63785884
ok $50's done too.
we need 3 more.
>>63785930 (You) #
more (You)'s
>>63785954
>keary gets DPP but Areyn doesn't
>manly play left half right half instead of 1st reciever 2nd reciever and neither Foran or DCE gets DPP
>implying there is any difference between the positions these days
>>63785962
>widdop
>playing halfback
>>63785845
>>63785818
link?
Good morning southern hemisphere cricket friends. What are we arguing about today
>>63785992
>who's more on pooicicde watch, poo peelanders or Autismshitstralians
And we've arrived at the decision that it is in fact the Ausfailians who are more apoplectic.
>Nine finally making the switch to HD
A Current Affair going on about it like it's a revolution. Should have had this years ago
KEK
I love how this pathetic piece of shit went DEAD silent after being comprehensively PTFO, and only just now poked his nose out of his cave.
LMAO
>>63786004
The eternal battle.
>>63786029
literally who are you refering to
>Harmer
Is this guy any good?
@63785930
Oh look it's another apoplectic autissie post obsessing over New Zealand
Is there any time during your day when you DON'T think about Kiwi 4chan posters? I bet you spend every waking moment thinking of "clever and witty" insults to hurl at kiwis whose attention you crave more than anything else.
I await your arse-ravaged reply, which I will not read
>>63786029
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE BORING
>>63785970
Thanks, my American amigo.
Reminder to always support based GOATSTRALIA and always remind poo peelanders about how much they are on pooicide watch.
>>63786020
>LEE FUGG LEE JANNEL NEIN XDXD :DDDDD XDXD
aaand RIP another /cric/ thread
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>>63786080
KEK
poo peeland literally pooicidal right now
>>63786080
what do they call the guy in the fedora?
>inb4 euphoric
>>63786092
A poo peelander.
>>63786070
>>63786086
>>63786097
Oh look it's more apoplectic autissie posts obsessing over New Zealand
Is there any time during your day when you DON'T think about Kiwi 4chan posters? I bet you spend every waking moment thinking of "clever and witty" insults to hurl at kiwis whose attention you crave more than anything else.
I await your arse-ravaged replies, which I will not read
>>63786092
You should know this stuff. They are called Umpires.
>>63786109
Didn't realize the same term was used, sorry.
>>63786109
You should kill yourself
Do indians rub poo into their pitches?
>Amla not trusting his fellow ISIS brother with the ball
>>63786119
Ajay rubs poo in your mum m8
>that pathetic poo peeland piece of shit trying to gain cred with the Americans in the Tensnake thread
KEK
>>63786119
>>63786134
Reminder that cumskins are objectively inferior.
>>63786151
Oh look it's another apoplectic autissie post obsessing over New Zealand
Is there any time during your day when you DON'T think about Kiwi 4chan posters? I bet you spend every waking moment thinking of "clever and witty" insults to hurl at kiwis whose attention you crave more than anything else.
I await your arse-ravaged reply, which I will not read
>>63786151
This unironic ironic pandering meme has gone too far desu.
>>63786151
wew lad
>>63786151
How about you just shut the fuck up? The fern is a national symbol, unlike a fucking maple leaf. In New Zealand we pride ourselves on good race relations between Pakeha (New Zealand European) and the native Maori people. Paramount to maintaining good relations is choosing national symbols that reflect the evolving racial make up of our wonderful country. Currently, our flag does not represent the maori in anyway and, in fact, symbolized their systematic genocide by using the Union Jack. Untold millions of innocent people have been murdered under the Union Jack in the name of "civilizing those darn natives". By selecting the fern we are choosing a symbol that represents all of us. The fern is a part of New Zealand, they cover this wonderful land of ours. Instead of picking a solely Pakeha, or solely Maori symbol, we are selecting a New Zealand symbol. Can you not see the beautiful nature of this act? I remember when I was in primary school whenever there was a big All Blacks game we'd watch it together, and guess what? We'd always have little black flags with a silver fern on them. We'd watch these modern day warriors represent New Zealand on the world stage and we'd show our support by waving flags of our beautiful Silver Fern. In contrast, whenever we see the Union Jack it invokes disgust in most New Zealanders. We all have some maori relative by 2015, and knowing what that flag means to them is truly vomit inducing. By adapting a new national symbol we hope to embrace the future and hopefully lead the way for Australia to get rid of its racially insensitive flag too. Anyway, your shitty maple leaf is nothing like our fern.
Got a lot of (You)s from Americans today, lads.
>rfw no gf
Why isn't that other thread getting deleted?
Done like 3 poos and it's only 9am. Should I be worried?
>>63786238
Were they good stools, or diarhea?
>>63786238
congrats m8, you gave birth to 3 poo peelanders
>>63786264
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>63786238
Welcome to poo experience sharing board. Please have a seat, an expert will be with you in a moment.
>>63786264
>POOICIDE WATCH: ACTIPOOTED
Would you rather watch a 3-4 day test match on a dust bowl or a 5 day test match ending in a draw on a flat pitch?
>>63786251
They held together reasonably well, not too hard not too sloppy, but jesus christ it smelt like something died in there
>>63786289
>pootistic peemespooter gets PTFO so much that he defers back to his Malaysia gimmick
you can't stop Reality Christ m8
>>63786290
If it wasn't diarhea, then I wouldn't be concerned.
You may have just had more fibre than usual, so your bowels got a bit of a cleanout.
GAMER FUEL THREAD where?
>>63786304
make it lad
>>63786319
link it before it 404s this time family
>>63786319
>>63786323
You make it. I always have to.
Just took a shit in the form of a question mark m8s.
Hollly or Ellyse lads?
>>63786330
I literally don't know how to format a gamer fuel thread
like what picture should I use and what should the content of my post be?
got a day off and my mum is being such a bitch wanting me to move boxes because my sister is moving fucking slags the both of them
>>63786333
Saw you squatting in the stands at game, sure to make tv highlights tonight famm
The fuck is up with this thread
>>63786344
Take a screenshot of an KFC mega bucket for pic.
Say it gives your energy for a whole 2 hours.
Done.
>>63786349
At least you've got time off. Haven't had a day off work since the 15th, and won't til this Sunday
>>63786350
At my place bruh.
>>63786364
forgot pic
Anyone here going to to the day/night test? I'm jelly, still 90 overs of drinking at the /grig/ but now with less sunburn
>>63786339
qt batting in the back
>>63786368
Mate, that is fucking disgusting.
Nice job using the toilet though.
>>63786368
Mate dig that thing out and put it on the street for everybody to see.
>>63786368
>'PAJEET, WHY AM I HERE? WHAT IS THIS PLACE?"
/sp/ has been really slow recently.
I guess everyone finally left this shithole.
>>63786296
I'm not your autistic Kiwi friend.
>>63786410
poopeelians keep shitposting.
Reddit is pretty much autissie free because they all get banned. Good work I say.
Honestly can't wait until. Hiro listens to the board again.
morkel rekt. Steyning rekt. Can anyone stop cook scoring 401* next month?
>>63786480
rabadadadadaba
>>63786374
Sadelaide is a little bit like South Africa; 3rd world and no internet
But apparently the first 3 days are sold out which is breddy gud for a 50k stadium
>>63786484
> young black man meme
Has he only played against India and Bangladesh yet?
>>63786484
>le quota man
is india's batting line up the most brittle in world cricket?
>>63786499
Pakistan will be as soon as they have to play outside of Asia
Reminder the last time Pakistan played outside of Asia they unironically lost to Zimbabwe
>>63786499
It's a pretty young team m8.
>>63786493
He is bowling well here, so probably won't be that bad in South Africa.
ogre
India pooicide
Sick catch lads.
>OH PAKI CUNT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO PLAY GRIGED AGAIN- Warnie
>Who himself provided bookies with information and was banned for drug related offences
He shouldn't have even had a career t b h, the hypocritical bogan.
>>63786526
name on, Kiwi
>>63786528
>AUSTRALIA CAN DO NO WRONG WE ARE PERFECT, STOP DOCTORING PITCHES EVEN THOUGH WE GLOAT ABOUT IT WAAAAAAAAAAHHH STUART BROAD DIDN'T WALK (shits pants)
I can recognise when my team acts like complete shits, you moron.
>>63786526
lol you probably think he was a sexist bogan too
>dat celebration by bavuma
will this test finally kill the rohit sharma meme? also how come poojara always seems to make a start but never goes on with it?
>>63786549
rohit sharma is basically shane watson: the indian
Where the fuck did the saffers find this wicketkeeper. He's shit
>>63786549
But the thing is when they are dropped from the international thing they go on to score centuries in the domestic circuit. Same with Jadeja. So, unless there is someone who does really well in the Ranji trophy Soshit will keep getting selected.
Reminder that Kohli and Kane would be averaging 50, IF NOT 55 if they got to play on the same flat tracks as Meme Shit and Homebabby Poot.
Kohliflower is LITERALLY better than Smith and Root despite his horror run in England. This is an objective fact.
>>63786556
If they played De Kock, the series could have gone differently so far.
>>63786556
their other options are >cock or giving the gloves to AB (just let him bat for fucks sake)
>>63786558
There are about 50 batsmen doing well in Indian domestic cricket tbhfam
what ball do they use in India?
>>63786506
>stealing my opinions
LITERALLY KYS KRAZYKREZJA
elitespouter u here m8?
>>63786568
Listen you little shit I've killed people with my bare hands in real fucking life. I worked in intelligence. Sometimes I still see their faces in my nightmares
>>63786565
Everyone got rekt by Jadeja's """spin""" bowling m8.
>>63786567
SG
>>63786571
here m8
I'm in QLD beginning my quest in search for WalkGOD
>>63786567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1RHmSm36aE
>>63786559
kohli has been out of form for like a year now
>>63786575
based elitespouter
The pilgrimage to pray at the feet of WalkGod is real lads
>Hesson was pleasantly surprised and will likely rubber stamp an unchanged New Zealand team from Perth where they took a points decision on each of the last four days. Left-armer Neil Wagner will miss the cut to Matt Henry again, and Mitchell Santner will also miss out as Mark Craig takes the solitary spinner's berth.
FIRE HESSON NOW
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/943863.html
about time desu
>>63786578
He was elite in australia, which is what our poorturbed friend is referring to
>>63786584
Craig is unironically better than Santner
Santner makes Michael Yardy look like Garry Sobers
>>63786588
I'm more miffed at Wagner missing out FOR NO FUCKING REASON Tbh, >our spinners are useless anyways, doesn't matter who plays
>>63786588
you know our bowling is in a dire state when craig starts over anyone
>>63786594
Wagner is extremely average.
All 4 seamers >you played last game are better. Yes, even Boult.
Biggest meme in indian cricket is in.
>>63786600
If this is another > LE ZIDDLE SHOULDNT PLAY IN LE INGERLUND type of post, opinion discarded.
>>63786602
and he doesn't get to bat.
Unironically hope >we lose so this "Craig and Henry" meme dies once and for all 2bh.
>>63786602
They pretty much just asked the tallest guy in india to come play, no talent required to make the indian bowling team.
>>63786621
>le ishant was always le shit xD
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 2015 World Cup bandwagoning casual detected.
>>63786618
I really hope we lose so people stop giving air time to this shit "sport"
>>63786631
based fucking Zhang
>>63786625
So? I'm allowed to post my opinions here too.
Last digit decides how many wickets saffers will lose before end of day's play
>>63786621
>he didn't watch Ishant's 'that spell' to Ponting
He looks good when he is in rhythm. Mind you he is only 27 but with shitloads of experience, I still believe he hasn't hit peak yet. He might have one of those GOAT seasons just like Bitchwide did during 2013/14.
>>63786636
Yeah, except we dont throw an autistic shitfit when the convo isn't 100% cricket-related, AM.
>>63786642
I'll take that. But I don't want this to end in 3 days like the first test.
>>63786643
>he is only 27
holy shit I thought he was like 32 or something
>>63786618
hi daniel
>>63786649
>elitespouter
>upset about off topic
I think you've got your pseudotrips confused, daniel
>>63786694
not here, just in his precious /rug/
he LITERALLY had an asthma attack everytime someone began discussing off-topic in /rug/
>thread was incredibly on topic for a short while
>I leave to go be a normie and socialise with my cool friends at a cool bar
>come back and the thread is literally filled with shitty as fuck /int/ flag """banter"""
>>63786703
/cric/ literally has SARS non stop
Whos next lads?
>Van LYL
@63786720
-1 (You)cred for being a drama queen
>Imran Tahir is 36 years old
How the fuck was that not out?
literally umpball
you can see the line behind his foot
It begins!!!
>>63786780
which stream m9
>>63786817
Foxtel m8
my parents pay shekels to Jewdoch for it, I'm just leeching tbqh
>>63786584
Bullshit. There's no way Henry will get in over Wagner.
Wagner had a better economy in the warmup and took 5 more wickets.
>>63786825
and better recent domestic form
and much better previous test form...
working 7 days a week. life has lost all meaning desu lads.
not even time to watch the cric anymore
It's over, South Africa are finished.
>>63786832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN5_oog9NBk&feature=youtu.be&t=21m33s
>>63786720
newcunt
>>63786840
go to 21:33
>>63786780
the foot has to be plantedbehind the line m8, not sticking up into the air over the line
>>63786848
He wasn't given out.
>>63786852
exactly you fucking retard
>>63786859
He looks out in the pic there lad.
It could have easily been given out and nobody would have questioned the third umpire.
>>63786840
>>63786846
literally what
>>63786879
It says you gotta do what you gotta do.
Nice day of /cric/, hope this match takes a good turn. Also, hype for the pink ball test match.
>>63786915
true. but what's the point of doing what you gotta do, if you never have time to enjoy the benefits of it
almost 10pm boys, my /damper/ is almost ready
>>63786537
Lol no if the guy wants to go fuck a bunch of Tinder sluts then so be it. He was an absolutely fantastic cricketer but I just think he's a massive hypocrite who was lucky that he didn't have his career ended on a number of occasions for a number of unsavoury incidents.
Also fuck me Pooth Peefrica how can you fucking capitulate this much?
>>63786978
he was literally the only person on the aussie team who wasn't invited to Ponting's wedding
>>63786922
Travelling to your HK tomorrow. I'll finally get to shitpost using your flag.
>>63787040
Honk Kong is range banned without a pass, I thought.
>>63787053
what do you mean? Unless I have a 4chan pass I can't use 4chan in HK?
>>63787066
When I was there I couldn't post at all.
>>63787073
I just checked, apparently hotel wifi works fine.
>>63786642
nice
>>63786848
and it isn't, so what's your point?
>>63787134
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/england-and-wales-cricket-board-ecb-could-scrap-coin-toss-for-division-two-county-championship/2015-11-25
>The UK Telegraph is reporting the ECB's executive board will meet on Thursday to discuss the idea of eliminating the toss and handing the away team the choice to bat or bowl first
Didn't we literally have this exact discussion in /cric/ last week, and this exact solution was suggested?
Do members of the ECB browse /sp/?
>>63787189
>Didn't we literally have this exact discussion in /cric/ last week, and this exact solution was suggested?
Hardly the first time this has been suggested
Ponting said do away with the coin toss like a year ago
>>63787189
>Not having to see Brenbraham McCullincoln lose more tosses
I fully support this decision.
who melb here?
its fucking windy lads
>Four women umpires to stand in Women's WT20 qualifier
http://www.espncricinfo.com/women/content/story/944029.html
>>63786238
Where they at a fancy restaurant lad?
>>63787053
I was shut posting up a storm in Hong Kong just last year
some mod (read: cunt) LITERALLY tried to ban me for my elite dubs lads
>>63787404
I have a feeling some cunt goes around reporting posts he considers 'shitposting' in these threads. Got b& twice this week.
>India v South Africa was shit as usual
>Austalia v PP was even worse
>Pakistan Blue v Pakistan Green was slightly better but still shit
>Zimbabwe v Bangledesh in pyjama cricket was LITERALLY the most exciting series of the summer so far
>this Test Match Fund
Jesus lads, cricket is corrupt as fuck
>>63787432
>>India v South Africa was shit as usual
It's not even over m8.
>Tests are the pinnacle of Cricket
>>63787813
You need to watch Death of a Gentleman.
Look up on tpb.
>>63788442
If I wanted to see a Gentle man die I'd watch poo peeland play cricket
will most likely watch tho
>>63788620
Nope, you would watch Sean Abbott bowl.
>>63788734
IF U R UP AT REAL NIGGA HOURS
CLIK THAT MOTHAFUCKIN LIKE
>>63788733
Reminder this was LITERALLY exactly a year ago
>>63788733
that sucks 2bh
>>63788772
why is McIndian so high on the Indians?
>>63788845
#foreverfaster
Is Younis Khan related to Benedict Cumberbatch?
Literally stealing our memes lads
Zaheer Abbas, you here lad?
>mfw I hear you knocking but you can't come in, I know you been drinking Gin, you been cheating round with other men, I'm busy and you can't come in
>>63789106
Yeah lad
What did Clarke mean by this?
>>63789279
>follows Mumbai Anime Club
You here lad? Tell me of your shit taste.
>>63789306
I don't watch the ones with little girls in them or spend much time on /a/ but some of my favorites would be:
LoGH
Texhnolyze
Evangelion
Welcome to NHK
FMA
Berserk
Psycho-Pass
Jin-Roh
Code Geass
Nothing watching much these days except One punch man.
>>63789427
>LoGH
you're okay
>>63789022
Yeah lad, uncle and cousin
>>63789304
similar to >>63786080
Will Century score a Smith?
http://www.icc-cricket.com/videos/media/id/5893/shane-bond-dirt-on-your-teammates
NZ freshcunts won't know Shane Bond.
>>63789483
Is Shane Bond related to James Bond?
>>63789527
Yes, grand son.
Isn't it early morning down under? Go for a run or something m8.
Just done a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
>>63790416
You just gave birth to a poopeelian
>>63790460
Must of had triplets then
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0390sw2
/cric/ is kill
>squatting parks
>>63787189
>>63787193
>le think about bowling then bat anyway
"fans" are hardly going to be enticed to turn up knowing the other team will elect to bat 95 times out of 100
>tfw can't sleep
WHERE DA POO AT
tests should start on thursday tb h
>drawn series in bangladesh in bangladesh
>drawn series against england at home
>won series in windies in windies
>won series against windies at home
>won series against india at home
>won series against sri lanka at home
>drawn series against pakistan in uae
>drawn series against england in england
soon
>drawn series against australia in australia
>won series against australia at home
Is there are more GOAT team than NZ? Literally incapable of losing a series since 2013.
Do you guys celebrate Thanksgiving?
>>63794931
nah
>>63794931
We don't even celebrate Christmas desu
>63794770
>>drawn series against australia in australia
>>won series against australia at home
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63794995
>>63794950
Isn't boxing day a thing over there? We have almost have no concept of that in the US
>>63795059
Lol no
It's just a day that the end of year cricket matches start on
>>63795179
speak for yourself, PP
Boxing Day is GOAT
No need to project because Poo Peeland will NEVER have a God-tierBoxing Day Test/Public holiday combo
Enjoy your ODI fixtures against Sri Lanka, Bangladesh and Pakistan
LADS
A
D
S
>>63795059
Boxing Day is the day after Christmas. The only reason it was invented was so that you didn't have to go to work hungover after drinking a bottle and a half of bundy over christmas
oi lads only like three and a half months until the world twenty20
>>63795635
Memes.
>>63795645
Twenty 20 (Twenty) is unironically the future of cricket, just give the US a T20 league and cricket is okay for another 100 years
>>63796199
>popeyes
freshcunt
>>63795241
Enjoy your Windies friend :)
L A D S
A
D
S
>>63796713
what's with the white bun
In this thread post pictures of PINK balls that are suitable for work
>>63796713
>mystery white dipping sauce
R A T I O N S
>>63797646
It's called Aioli you SEEEEETHING casual
>>63797145
It's called bread m8
>>63797874
>Aioli
And does it come the prostate of the male Aioli?
>>63797897
M8 do you ever NOT think about prostates. Literally every post you make is about milking prostates.
Good for you though if those are your interests.
thoughts on Steven Peter Devereux Smith lads?
JUST
Based Bash Fantasy League is back lads
Will the Saffers do worse than >60?
JUST
U
S
T
>12-5
>Worst Africa
lol desu
Is there anywhere to watch HQ cricket streams? it's like im literally watching on an indian tv on the street at
Off to the dairy lads. Want me to get you something?
>get home
>Shit efrica 5/30
kek
KEK
BTFO
T
F
O
>dual Pussies
>du plesshit
DISMISSED
I I
S S
S
E
D
>mfw
Worse than 60 all out 3bh
This has been the most meme fucking series
Curried Saffers.
If brown people could catch this innings would be ogre
Choke Africa Ltd
lel and the curries wonder why they get fucked when they play overseas
>indian """"""""""""""""""fielding""""""""""""""""""""
>LE DE VILLIERS IS LE GOAT XDXD
>India will homebabby their way to no1 in the world again
what a time to be alive
Is spin meme?
>a team has gone all out for 30
what the fug
I've gone without grigit for like 5 days
I'm fucking shaking, lads.
When's the next test ausbros?
>>63799343
Kind of interesting how old all those innings were. The latest of them that I could see was an innings of 72 in 1957.
>>63799355
there's a Test on right now you SEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual
thought the cricket started today, thoroughly disappointed desu
>Feels Like 33.9°C
om dying
on my way to the nets lads
Who is the Tom Brady of cricket
>>63799497
Ricky Ponting
>>63799497
Tendulkar
its fucking hot lads
>le fug le zane villiers
>>63799544
at least it will cool down much quicker than last Friday
>>63799544
>Humidity: 12%
babby tier
another road confirmed
>>63799544
I managed to get my air con going early, before it got too hot.
Haven't gone past 28 inside, yet (it's only a shitty cheap, portable AC).
>>63799560
>>63799544
This weather is fucking retarded.
Last week it was 36, then 42, then suddenly drops down to 24 and 22 for the next two days.
Now, today it's 38, and tomorrow it'll drop into the low 20s again.
>>63799566
its a hot, dry wind
not comfy at all
>>63799570
Fucking CA
>mfw people live in different hemispheres and it's different seasons there
1. 16-20
2. 21-25
3. 12-16
4. 26-30
5. 5-11
6. 31-35
.
.
.
.
.
9001. <5
9000000000000002. >35
>inb4 LE FUKKIN STRAYA M8 FUCKIN WEAR A JUMPER WHEN IT DROPS UNDER 30 M8
>>63799588
Melbourne is somehow 15degrees 5 days out from summer
>>63799633
100% agree
>>63799633
Kektorian detected
26-30 is objectively GOAT
>>63799633
agreed with this.
most normies love the heat for some reason
>>63799633
I would take a dry 31-35 over a humid 26-30 tbqhwyf
>>63799643
They like the heat so they can go out with their normie friends and talk about the heat, and then tell their American friends on Facebook just how great Australian weather is.
>>63799642
>getting kucked by a gate
How cold does it get in Australian winter? In the winter we get days of -6.6 c sometimes colder
>>63799655
good pick up lad, that was literally me
>>63799663
~10 C is standard for the days
>>63799663
Off the top of my head, average day in the two relevant cities ranges from a top of 14-18.
Some days drops a few degrees under that.
Australian winter temperatures (in said relevant cities) are extremely comfy.
>>63799663
Im pretty sure it hit 0 one morning at like 6am
15-20 during most days I'd say
>>63799672
>>63799677
>>63799683
>>63799694
>mfw I get the extremes of hot and cold
at least autumn is the eternal comfy season here
>>63799655
what did she say after she realised you turned up, only to leave after you were emasculated by a fucking gate?
>South Africa
CHEWED UP N SPAT OUT
>>63799718
stop living in a desert senpai
>>63799570
Was expecting something a little different after all the comments about how green it was.
>>63799764
Mid-Atlantic lad, we get really humid heat in the summer it's ridiculous, the deserts are usually hotter but dry, also being in the north east it gets cold af as well
>Memeth Memefrica
>Living in a desert
Why do Australians do this?
based streetshitters
going to go waste the money on some tendies
>>63799777
>>63799570
The "green" comments were made by seething casuals who've never seen a pitch the day before play begins.
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>63799820
NOT YET HE HASN'T
>>63799821
true desu
>>63785853
>>63785390
Africans are another variety of streets hitters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqg8I4w0ItM
>>63799856
>(you)
7 9
9
>>63799817
To get away from the arabs and africans
Is South African cricket dead?
>>63799856
Chewed up n spat out
>Dylan Walker's lawyer says he's been released by Souths.
>>63799903
Literally who?
>Souths
South of what? That sentence makes no sense.
>>63799920
South of North
>mens field hocey
WEW LADS WEW
Just got a killing frenzy in Halo 5 lads
>>63799947
I played against LiqidNinja the pro player in SWAT if you've ever heard of him
>mfw I was the worst in the game
>South Africa's 79 is the lowest India has ever dismissed a team for
Why don't the windies compete together in other sports
So what times does the meme test start tomorrow?
How will the breaks work? Is it still lunch and tea? I assume it will be tea and dinner, or some shit.
>>63799947
>Xbone
>McCullum says they're unlikely to name an unchanged lineup
Goodbye Henry and Craig.
>>63799963
>knowing the names of e-""""""""sports"""""""" team members
>being a literal teenager
select 2
Getting the NBN pretty soon, lads
>>63800016
is Shane Lee related to Shane Warner?
>>63800026
>projecting this hard
chill out mang, e sports are going to get really big in our lifetimes
>>63800026
On console, no less.
tbqh I'm all for BSA support in these threads, but I am getting kind of sick of this guy. It's become apparently that HE is actually seeing OUR attention, as though we are the BSAs (Big Strong Australians). I don't like it.
>>63800016
afternoon session -> 20 minute tea break-> evening session -> 40 minute dinner break - > night session
Starts at 2pm Perth time
>>63800050
Fucking nerd.
>>63800050
>he ACTUALLY supports and defends e-"""""""""""""""""""sports"""""""""""""""""""""""
Kill yourself you literal child
>>63800060
>>63800051
>>63800064
seriously whats the big deal? some of these guys get paid millions
>>63800058
>20 min tea break, 40 min dinner break
I didn't consider that they were going to swap the break times around. That's a neat idea. Go in for dinner with it still being evening, come out and it's suddenly twilight.
>>63800017
>he's not playing the best lineup in xbox history
Day/night test is literally the biggest meme ever tbhonest.
is AB de villiers related to fanie de villiers?
>>63800071
Please, fuck off and don't come back m8
>some of these guys get paid millions
So do some rappers, and fiction writers, and scientists.
Except they don't arbitrarily try to slap the label of "sport" onto their hobby/career in some extremely pathetic attempt to make up for the bullying they received as a nerdy kid in high school, thinking that if they are suddenly known as """""""sports""""""" stars, they will somehow not be socially inept nerds.
Fans of e-"""""""""sports"""""""" are exactly the same, if not worse. You feel less pathetic considering yourself a follower or a pseudo-sport, than if you were to tell someone you enjoy competitive video games. It makes you feel like less of a loser for enjoying your hobby.
>>63800123
based goose
>>63800123
>horse racing is a sport
>car racing is a sport
>chess is a sport
you're on 4chan lad, it's real easy to call someone a nerd when you're behind a monitor
>>63800148
all incorrect
Just done a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
>>63800162
nice rebuttal, now please sit down and stop making an ass of yourself
Reminder if you have not invented/pioneered at least 10 /cric/ approved memes, you have NO RIGHT to be here
>>63800148
>horse racing is a sport
Barely. It involves a certain degree of athleticism and physical skill on the part of the jockey.
>car racing is a sport
Most accepted high-level motorsports aside from meme shit like drag racing, require high levels of physical fitness to compete at the highest level. Look at F1 drivers for instance, they are virtually ALL in supreme physical condition, and they have to be to cope with the physical exertion required.
>chess is a sport
No it's not. It's in the same category as e-""""""sports"""""", except that it's administration and fans are much less concerned with trying to remove their nerd stigma, and are just content with participating in their hobby in peace.
I play video games. Probably more video games than you, so don't give me that shit.
>>63799570
That looks fairly good fampai
>>63800177
ELITE TRUTH BOMBS
decided to turn on the tv.
Why the fuck did they build a stadium around a dirt road.
Jesus I hate India. Literal shit country.
>>63796713
Their aioli is fucking GOAT
>>63800148
this guy's a faggot
>>63800166
those are the best, but was their an attendant? real fuckin weird having some dude trying to hand you a towel and put soap on your hands expecting a tip
>>63795241
top kek, enjoy your 2 and a half day tests played in an empty concrete hole. I'll be comfortably enjoying my beer on the warm grassbanks at Hagley Oval while McMeme flogs another meme 200
>>63800177
I really don't care that much m8, it's competitive team-based play, you're just freaking out that I know an esports players gamertag ya dork
>>63800207
>proven wrong
>I DONT REALLY CARE
so you're conceding then? good to hear
now fuck off and don't come back
>>63800216
just drop it nobody wants to hear this shit anymore
let this be a lesson to you freshies to never bring up a pro-esports topic in /cric/, or zerobese will tear you to shreds
>it's a newcunts confuse Ivan with Obesitygoose thread
>>63800244
>it's a freshcunt doesn't realize that anti-esports has been obesitygoose's schtick since 2012 thread
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/story/944187.html
thoughts lads?
>>63800207
>it's competitive team-based play
then call it that
or call it competitive video games
just because it's competitive doesn't mean it's a fucking sport
>it's a newcunt getting called out on confusing Ivan with Obesitygoose and going full damage control mode thread
http://m.foxsports.com.au/basketball/us-media-baffled-after-illawarra-hawks-fan-poured-beer-on-the-head-of-marcus-thornton/story-e6frf3f3-1227623605340
LE FRESHCUNTS LE OLDCUNTS... XD XD XD P....P...PLEASE REMEMBER ME BIG STRONG /CRIC/
>>63800261
Based
Manohar seems like an autist tbqh but in the good sense.
>it's a newcunts pretending not to care about being a newcunt and missing out on all the history, culture and in jokes thread
>>63800244
>>it's a newcunts confuse krazykrejza with Obesitygoose thread
ftfy
>>63800337
Lad if you idolise Tenshit, you are a SEEETHING poocunt from 2012 and you should fuck off back to reddit and facepook
ABC's
pooicide watch
https://twitter.com/Gmaxi_32/status/669738138537881600
https://twitter.com/HaydosTweets/status/669745308411129856
This game is far more interesting than the Pisspain & P*rth roads
>>63800492
acb's*
la
EAST OR WEST PAKISTAN IS BEST
NORTH OR SOUTH INDIANS SHUT YOUR MOUTH
>>63800189
>rekt
>>63800099
nope, de villiers is a common surname here.
>Seth Afrika
>>63800492
Still a shit pitch tbqh
It's just the other extreme to the recent ones in Australia
>>63800533
It's a meme lad
>it's a poorpetually pooper poorturbed pooicidal poo peelanders pretend not to be retarded newcunt casual faggots fresh off the boat from facebook thread
>>63800542
ehh it's not turning as much as Galle 2011 did
The difference is that SA and India dont have anyone who can play spin aswell as Hussey & Clarke could circa 2011
>>63800551
probably the worst 2combo ive seen used in that meme desu
>>63799497
>Tom Brady
literally who?
Execute all muslims.
>>63800595
then where the fuck will Australia get a no3 batsman from?
>>63800599
Hindustan
Is Amla retarded? How can you not be bowling two spinners on this wicket
DROPPED THE SERIES
>>63800542
A pitch that produces a result is a good pitch. Batsmen need to step up their game.
Bahahahahaha South Africa
Also who /9HD/ tomorrow?
>Poojara
I want Saffas to win 2bh, last match could be the decider.
>mfw this match is over today
> Herschelle Gibbs
@hershybru
>Just to clear up,those that have played there know what the proteas are going thru,never nice but that's top level sport for you! #truetest
NEW THREAD
>>63800737
>>63800737
>>63800737
>>63800737
>>63800738
>2 posts early
autism
lets get this bad boy to 1000
walkcunt on suicide watch
elitespouter, u here m8?
