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https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
first for #andNEW
/HEEM/ Predicts UFC Fight Night 79
Benson Henderson vs. Jorge Masvidal
Dong Hyun Kim vs. Dominic Waters
Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Alberto Mina
Doo Ho Choi vs. Sam Sicilia
First for qt joanna
First for The Chris
can't wait until Condit (c) gets revenge on this fraud
I watched the new MMA Fighting Jon Jones interview. I used to be a Jones hater, but now I'm a lover.
WAR JONES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAcfjK6LZaU
>>63795748
>alcoholic drug addict felon who smashes pregnants women's shit up and has the mental entitlement of a crybaby who has made this entire situation about himself and needs to be mollycoddled by his bosses otherwise he will slag them off
your choice I guess
>>63795777
But that's exactly why I like him, Jones us hood as fuck
>go to a website to watch sports illegally
>against the rules to swear in the chat
>>63795748
The Jewish media is incredible.
>>63795685
brutal
>>63795651
>>63795913
What is she drinking?
>>63795685
obv rigged
elbows are almost never useful for anything but opening cuts
>>63795932
i dunno
Is Joanna the world's cutest 4 out of 10 face?
When will a spooky skeleton surface in the world of MMA?
>>63795985
no question about it
>>63795956
>you will never go candy shopping with jo
>>63795985
u no it
There's just something about her, I think it's her qt personality.
Plus I'm just a sucker for qts with slav accents
THE CITY OF REEBOK
https://twitter.com/andrewmcgahon_/status/669502810082451457
>>63795828
>I'm a nigger
well I guess someone has to be one in this day and age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qncgo5AUlh8
Cerrone's BMF Ranch podcast has reached episode 4.
The guest this time is Rob McElhenney, director of the Minecraft movie.
>>63796069
hah, love the reebok response just below
>n-no they don't! proofs??
post your walkout songs lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIZ83GKaXwU
>>63796129
http://youtu.be/wlWCPVgYJZE
Alan Jouban
Thank you to everyone for the #birthday wishes!! I got what I wished for and we closed on our first home today! Thank you to everyone for the love! #happythankgiving #cageyfresh #newhome #family #newbeginnings
>>63796129
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4
>>63796129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSmf9Cv5c1k
>>63796069
>we need to blow some money on a really shit sponsor
>skip nike, adidas and puma, we're going straight to reebok
>>63796129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-wCXgS_dYE
>>63796129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OatAcPIyPyg
>>63796147
>settling for that
Anyone else watching Best of WEC on FS1?
>>63796129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ_pz--W844
>>63796129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
>>63796201
It looks comfy. How much maintenance does that sort of outside wood paneling require? I expect it probably needs some seasonal treating. I don't know much about houses, I've only seen two series of Grand Designs.
>>63796237
BASED SCATMAN
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We need Thanksgiving MMA
Imagine getting some turkey, gravy, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and mashed potato on your fork all at once and shoving it in your mouth as a big meaty tomato can got knocked out and having the ultimate bite of Thanksgiving
>>63796129
https://youtu.be/cwhLueAWItA
>>63796012
I would fear for his life even during sparring sessions tbqh
>>63796276
>not starting fights in parking lots for black friday
>>63796276
MMA promoters have neglected this for far too long, it's time we did something about it. Everyone post their rumblrs and we'll seed people and organize a tournament bracket for tomorrow
>>63796175
what song is this
>>63796282
i istened to about 10 minutes of it straight after Ronda got KTFO
>>63796307
heem yourself my man
>>63796282
Vanessa best girl desu
>>63796307
It's traditional Mongolian music
>>63796129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQHYO1lD1vo
makes me wanna murder desu senpai
Where did this Weidman JOIN THE TEAM meme come from?
>>63796295
>tfw I went to Wal-Mart at midnight and not a single fight broke out
>>63796389
from the team captain himself
>>63796379
>I am now remembering those shoes
jesus.
>>63796400
I sincerely hope you were armed
>Mirko: I retire
>USADA: You're suspended
>UFC: Relax, everyone
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/25/9802604/ufc-usada-two-year-suspension-for-mirko-cro-cop
>>63796436
>police officer
>politician
>>63796012
It happened, and he hit a pregnant lady
>>63796282
objectively perfect
>>63796429
Why would you need a gun at Wal-Mart black Friday?
You're there with a bunch of trash who think spending 5 hours in line is worth saving $40 on a big screen TV. Hardly anyone there is capable of beating you up.
>>63796129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_6py7V2OuU
>>63796421
So he made a remark saying join team weidman during press for a fight?
>>63796491
After he was done with Vitor Belfort, he told to start believing in him, and that this was the last chance to join the team.
Absolootlee
>>63796491
He said it after he beat the test out of Vitor
So, I'm done watching Fight Night 78 and... what the FLYING fuck happened to Gastelum? I mean, it was nice that some mexicans won in the early prelims and at least one won in the prelims, but fuck me, I don't think it was a good night.
Also, someone still has the link to the post-event presser? And what will happen to Gastelum after this loss?
>>63796485
>not carrying literally at all times
>>63796491
https://youtu.be/gJMPv9SUBek?t=2m20s
>>63796524
Do you think Goldie says, "LOOKING TO FINISH" when he's about to cum during sex?
>>63796550
i kek'd thank you based ameribro
>>63796524
Do you think he's haunted by the stupid shit he says and that's why he has such a fiendish pill habit?
>>63796572
You're welcome friend
>>63796129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG-ICMY-Yqs
>>63796584
I think it's a vicious cycle of saying stupid shit, taking pills to feel better, then saying more stupid shit because of the pills.
But where does it end?
>>63796550
he finishes with, "AND IT'S AAAAAAAALL OVER"
>>63796532
Anyone?
>>63796612
death.
or dementia, when you stop needing the pills
>>63796651
I can't imagine how hard it is to Google 'Gastelum vs Magny post fight press conference', the UFC never takes those vids down off youtube
>>63796532
>>63796651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6aJhxZ4uzk
nothing happened to Gastelum, he was outgrappled in the first 3 but came back strong. He is still young and still has a bright future. The UFC will probably give him a favourable match up next.
my sister and her husband went to Hofstra and were stuck in NYC during Sandy, so they are big weidman fans
I wasn't big into octagonal sweaty woman drama at that time but yeah he's p cool
>>63796534
I fucked a girl one time while wearing the elevation training mask.
She wasn't impressed.
>>63796693
>>63796693
Oh ok, thanks!
Well, off to watch the presser.
>>63796718
make sure they watch on Dec 12th then after Weidman loses tell them I'm laughing at them
>>63796718
>silva's nose getting caved in
pottery
>>63796532
He fought a late replacement whose style was extremely different from Matt Brown's "bang to the death" style. Magny is the worst kind of late replacement opponent to have. He's lanky, decent ringcraft, and extremely hard to get strikes in on, and uses his leverage well in grappling and wrestling. It took Gastelum just one round too long to figure out how to get to his jaw and that ended up costing him the fight.
Kelvin's still got a better ceiling honestly.
>>63796744
delet this
>>63796129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqhYhYoh8IQ
>>63796298
Who is the semen demon? Eva Mendes?
>>63796718
>only god can judge me
>the memest tattoo possible
Dropped
>>63796069
how does it keep happening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIsjdzVVDuA
>>63796740
>>63796820
>he didn't join the team
>>63796786
>tfw can't stop myself from laughing as soon as I hear the strings
>>63796872
CWASHING DIS PWAYNE
>>63796635
he also screams "IT TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR!!" while they stretcher him into rehab
Who should Helwani take on his next long form jew walk?
>>63796924
The Diaz bros
>>63796924
Yoel Romero
>>63796951
would be incredible
>Aldo pulls out again
>Chris trips over a stray garbage can and heems himself two days before the fight
>God tells Romero not to fight, so he doesnt
>Manlet Mouse fights Henry Cejudo as headliner for the worst 25 minutes in UFC history
>World War 3: Race War Edition breaks out and a card as stacked as 194 never comes around again
>>63796924
c-conor
>>63796924
obviously rousey or GSP
>>63796820
I dislike any one who believes in an old bearded man fairy that lives in the sky.
I laugh when MMA fighters praise God or Jesus in their post-fight interview.
Keep your idiotic beliefs to yourself. I don't care about your religion or cult.
>>63796264
he was talking about his wife
>>63796740
>implying
>>63796982
>rousey getting interviewed in the hours leading up to her assisted suicide
Who is the most racist UFC fighter?
>>63795913
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>>63796901
quality post lad
who /gettingreadyforblackfriday/ here, i just spent a good half hour hitting the heavy bag preparing to heem some shoppers in the toy aisle.
Watching the JRE with Burr, the part where they're talking about WSHH. Im pretty sure Joe just brought up the Heem Sleepy video. We made it, break out the red panties
>>63797027
Tomorrow my province is releasing its outline for taking in Syrian refugees, so it really is the blackest Friday of all.
>>63796994
Exactly. It's embarrassing to see grown men and women staring at the skylights and thanking an imagined cult concept. I can't be a fan of any piece of shit who reinforces the religion meme.
>>63797044
Don't worry. It's always darkest before the dawn. The scum at the top got impatient and are trying to force their globalist bullshit way too fast, people are waking up.
But I hope you realize you consent to that bullshit with your inaction. If you really don't want them near you, take matters into your own hands.
>>63797005
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/10/13/9522355/ufc-lightweight-kevin-lee-vs-sage-northcutt-callout-privileged-white-boy-short-career-mma-news
>>63796994
>>63797052
>*teps federeh
>>63797080
"I'm right on weight Dana, don't worry."
>>63796994
Grow up
>>63797092
wh-what do norwegians believe in
>>63797080
>nowhatimean
light lunches and hiking
>>63796994
>>63797087
Woah there you racist piece of trash.
Are you trying to imply that black people can be racist?
>>63797104
socialism
>>63795650
Benson Henderson
Dominic Waters
Yoshihiro Akiyama
Sam Sicilia
>>63796307
Sandstorm by Darude
We have a new TUF: the Mcgregors vs Ryan hall in 1 bong
whens the weigh in for fight night
>>63797087
his eternal asshurt and jealousy of Sage is hilarious. hes so transparent its amazing
>>63797160
lmfao. euroPEONS are finished. I guess they forgot they live on planet earth and not candyland
>>63797250
Like at 2am on Friday I think
>>63797250
48 bongs
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/25/9802604/ufc-usada-two-year-suspension-for-mirko-cro-cop
>>63797297
>two year suspension for a man that announced his retirement
>>63797304
#rekt
>>63797304
>People don't come out of retirement
>>63797336
>Cro cop coming out of retirement
Lol, ok guy
>>63797160
>it's very exciting
>>63797342
when did I say that?
>>63797377
>a dogs death
you mean getting shot up by a police officer for no reason?
haha :D
>>63797377
>that face
>that everything
truly proof that all the upright, enterprising, spiritually white scandinavians emigrated en masse in the 19th century. all that's left are these low creatures.
>>63797377
Theres actually no men left in Europe.
A good chunk of them left way back in the day to make their name in the New World, and the rest died in the World Wars.
That creature in your image is a shining example of Y chromosome carriers that remained in Europe
>>63797457
>>63797506
lads you have more niggers than the non whites in my entire continent stfu
Mac from it's always sunny on Cowboys podcast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qncgo5AUlh8
>>63797547
>niggers
isn't this word banned in your country?
>>63797226
>>63797258
>>63797377
tbf, muslims make up only ~5% of the population in both norway and sweden, it's probably way less in other countries
>>63797648
yeah it probably has more to do with the fact that literally every muslim is named mohammed
>>63797547
>>63797648
it's not just about the numbers at present, it's about policy and attitudes. [western] europe is fucked in that regard. literally the day of paris attacks a million articles about why it has nothing to do with muslims and why you should keep welcoming illegal migrants. fucking disgusting.
>>63797696
Let them destroy themselves. The more they circle the toilet drain the more our own populace wakes up. Every Muslim chimp out just pushes more and more Americans to the right and makes them aware of where out of control leftist kekoldry leads
>>63797848
you know what makes me sad? we agree about these things but you'd probably hate me irl because im jewish.
#notalljews
>>63797903
Noad Lahat, is that you?
https://twitter.com/Neo_MMA
tuf stream?
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MB0p66Q.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>63797970
that's a p good img
>>63797970
>>63798047
and the bantz
https://twitter.com/Neo_MMA/status/637406470154252288
So Saul vs Hall is tonight?
>>63795625
more totally not embedded, embdeddeds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7XCe3h_z7s&feature=youtu.be
>>63797903
I dont hate Jews at all, and the hand wringing merchant obsession is why I rarely visit /pol/
This isn't a race thing for me at all. I'm Egyptian for fucks sake, this is a "lets not go full retard and go backwards" thing.
Islam is literally a tool used by a warmongering pedophile to further consolidate his power. I will die before I let such a backwards ideology have any influence on me or those around me. It's straight up cultural cancer.
>>63796298
friendly reminder that she is NOT a pianist
>ya won but ya out
>what I tell ya
Fucking based Dana.
>>63798132
encouraging to hear desu
>n-nice to meet you Tom
![2dd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NMmN03t.jpg "2dd[1].jpg")
>these sluts
wew
holy shit don't know how recent the new nos commercial is but it took them since tuf 18 to make a new one
>>63796298
WAR HUNTO
>TMZ
America what have you done
>zooming in on literally no ass
>be playful in der
Wtf is everyone watching? I'm stuck in a car on a windy road traveling for Thanksgiving
>mfw Artem cannot keep his hands up if his life depended on it
>>63798326
We're watching mcgregor yell
>AYYYY
>POYFECT
>AYYY
>PATIENCE
>BE PLAYFUL, BEEWTIFUL
Artem vs Diego Sanchez when
>>63798326
TUF you pleb
>>63798347
i didnt realize how much i wanted this until now.
>>63798345
Oh shit that's right, completely forgot about TUF tonight. Fuck, I've watched the entire season on TV, don't know where to go if I miss an episode
Depending on your tv provider, you might be able to watch on the fox sports go app
>>63795438
in todays society you don't have to actually fight in order to be an alpha
fuck, you don't even have to be anything to get alpha statues
>>63798380
literally type "watch ultimate fighter online" into google
it's usually pretty prompt as well but you get the odd episode that takes a full day to show up
>Dish absolutely decimating Direct tv
aren't there laws against this?
>>63798411
You are objectively wrong. You don't have to physically fight, but you do have to be "game"
>>63798436
Dish is the poor man's directv.
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>my neighbors dog is going berserk
>go look outside
>black bear helping his fat ass to my winter garden, looking smug as fuck while doing it
>run to the closet to grab my gun
>come back and the niggerish ursine is gone, along with all my squash and cabbage
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING BEARS GET OUT
>>63798437
you need to have a strong facade but you don't actually need to be physically strong,smart or anything of value
Fuck yes le twitchy leglock man vs le darkskinned britbonger coming up
>>63798511
No shit thas what I said, do you not know what gameness is?
>>63798508
Rogan please get off heem and go spend time with your family
shit quality but shit stream I'm afraid
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GRINDER
I hope this leglock memer gets KTFO
I like Saul, he seems like a good working class British lad.
>>63798605
>memer
man he is legit
don't pretend like he isn't going to win it
>>63798605
What could you possibly hate him for? He has done nothing on this show but make respectful comments and win a fight.
>Arnie is broke
;_;
>>63798595
I think it's on the app store
>>63798540
it's clear that you're actually the one that doesn't. gameness isn't about having a strong facade. it's nearly the opposite. it's a working/fighting dog term and you're probably a suburban nerd who has zero experience with that type of thing. a 12 pound rat terrier that fights a bobcat is game. a 25 pound "gamebred" classic pit that looks like a lapdog but fucks up wild pigs is game. vast majority of 120 lb mean looking rotties aren't game at all.
>>63798613
>>63798623
I hate anyone that reps BJJ, the most meme martial art there is.
Theyve done studies, and people who 'play' jiu jitsu are gay pedophiles and/or foot fetishists like 90% of the time
literally the lightweight Werdum
>>63798660
I agree BJJ is way overexposed I would like to see a lot more variety
>>63798540
attitude,assertiveness,looks 90% of the time
>>63798660
BJJ beat Fedor.
Cry some more bitch.
into the filter it goes
>>63798723
>BJJ beat Fedor
but fedor beat BJJ twice, including the BJJ that beat the BJJ that beat him.
>>63798660
agree. strong wrestling is way more valuable
>>63798742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuDuCPVm-pc
>>63798553
what do you suppose his leg reach is?
TOP KEK dat flop
Did that count as a knockdown for Rogers?
>>63798776
>expecting someone to watch a 6 minute video called MMA Math
get a load of this nerd
>>63798660
I believe that BJJ provides the best benefit per hour of training early in a fighter's career right up until they enter the UFC level when you're around the 10,000 hours of training mark. That's why you see BJJ work and finishes so often on the the regional circuit, and it's probably a big part of the reason we have so few deaths in MMA too; it's the gentle art after all.
>>63798809
>staying up till 4 am to watch meme-jitsu get btfo
true fight fan desu
20-17 Saul
Boring fight
This flopping around looks so bitch made . I mean I understand what hes doing, but Hall lost for sure
>>63798821
Far enough, but the point is that saying "Fighter X beat fighter Y and fighter Y beat fighter Z so Fighter X is better than Fighter Z" Is a bunch of shit.
Hall "understands" striking.
Just flicks everything out there with zero bad intentions behind it.
USA getting BTFO
>>63798852
Honestly, I have been cheering for the Europeans the whole season
Gotta give Saul credit for fighting really smart.
9 times out of 10 they do some dumb shit that plays right into the ground guy's hands
>>63798860
>Europeans
someone post the pic
Autismo BJJ nerds BTFO
>>63798861
#ItsSaulBusiness
What did I tell you, leglock memer got BTFO
>>63798896
Reminds me of when Rodger Gracie got BTFO by Tim Kennedy.
Seems like it's getting easier to learn good enough TDD and sub defense to stymie elite one-dimensional grapplers
So Schaub and Callen are regulars now? Fuck this.
>>63798933
>Rodger Gracie got BTFO by Tim Kennedy
ffs
>>63798825
>10,000 hours of training
lmaooo
>>63798752
It's the best base tbqh
>Who is your least favorite host on "The Fighter and The Kid" podcast?
Is there a way to say both. Also why is Callen always late?
>>63798939
They've been regulars for a while
Who the fuck is the type of person to actually go see a "Fighter and the Kid" live show?
>>63799045
Fight fans
>>63798939
what are they regulars on? what are you guys watching? is Brandon & Callen on TUF? what's going on guys I'm scared
night heem
>tfw only 16 more sleeps until 194
How do I join the team?
>>63799098
heem a roided up hue
>>63799081
night night
hope you don't have nightmares where you try to heem a fella but your punches do nothing
>>63799081
Hope you don't wake up to 3 people being out of the card.
>>63799146
so fighting lawler/hunto?
Good night sweet prince.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/25/9800640/cathal-pendred-retires-from-mma-it-is-time-for-me-to-move-on
>>63799169
we all know. he had no business in the ufc without striking kills, this is the golden age of striking in mma. preceded by bjj and wrestling ages.
>>63796549
Lmao @ Herb - "T-they told me I have to put your hand up senpai.."
>>63799234
What will the next age be?
>>63799234
Ah I did not see it. Haven't been on here for a bit. And I agree with you. Kinda' crazy that now that the UFC market it "exploding" for the Irish fans he's found the timing to retire. If i do remember correctly, he DID donate a good amount of money to a charity in Ireland, so I assume he's ok money wise. Sucks to go out on a loss like that, but damn will we remember it.
>>63799283
Yeah last thread had it. My theory is that he Schaub'd himself by having too much success outside of cagefighting.
>Scott Jorgensen has to earn money to pay bills not by fighting but by taking donations on Twitch and his goal in life is to get a PC that can run Fallout 4
>Mighty Manlet also has to take Twitch donations to pay for his height surgery and bills
>UFC pay
>>63799169
BEST NEWS IN RECENT HISTORY
>>63797096
Wait... He's wearing the restaurant's t shirt?
Charlie confirmed /heem/? I know Chael for sure shitposts on /pol/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m02knCVtg8k
>>63797160
Godammit. I'm not even white (jungle asian here), but Jesus this drives me up the wall.
What is wrong with you?
>>63799645
Yeah owner's wear shit to promote what they own pretty often
Source: I own shit and wear shit to promote it on occasion
>>63799671
>What is wrong with you?
Jews.
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/expelled.htm
Jews have been kicked out of 109 locations in the past 1750. Often, they have been kicked out of the same place more than once, as they wriggle their way back in and dig their claws in once more.
Hitler/Nazi Germany was quite literally less than 1% of the occurrences of expulsion of jews in history.
>>63799704
>people oppress jews
>obviously this is proof that they are secretly oppressing us
>>63797005
