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>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
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https://youtu.be/dRdIK39kTXQ
>Bendo vs Thatch
https://youtu.be/0INgRxzqWoo
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
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https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
1st for Rothwell
1st for Saul Rodgers
Reminder that Saul Rodgers if the perfect man.
>10/10
>Black bull
>MASSIVE cock
>Fucks ANY white girl
>Aesthetic as fuck
>>63803481
cumming buckets desu
>tfw when no girlfriend for Saul to fuck in front of me
>>63803481
Is this your new epic meme you're forcing after "heem every here" and "I'm a pathetic faggot who blogposts in /heem"?
>>63803449
nice OC and good OP, OP
>>63803481
>10/10
>aesthetic as fuck
Look at that face, that's far from being aesthetic. Not everyone gets to be an aesthetic lithkek in this world. He's more like that memer from /fit/ with the disfigured face. I forgot what his name was...
>>63803527
>that memer from /fit/ with the disfigured face
>>63803527
Supermang 2nd worst trip after achilles here
>>63803553
>tfw you have an asymetrical face too
I look like a Picasso painting ;_;
>>63803571
Post pic
>>63803553
>>63803554
haha, yeah supermang. Is he kill? I heard, he hasn't been posting lately?
First for true beauty
Also, spot the /heem/er
>>63803597
that faggot in the back. He is too much of a coward to actually approach that grill in the front but later goes on /heem/ or /fit to greentext about how he got mired by some nigress goddess
>>63803597
it's the woman, obviously.
>>63803621
>>63803636
P-please tell me you know who the girl is
You know, when I was in Iraq, we didnt have Thanksgiving. We had ThanksLIVING, cause we were thankful just to be alive. We didnt eat our thanksliving meal off of a table, we ate off of a corpse.
>>63803621
lel and he's wearing a ufc fight club shirt.
>>63803660
Shondella ?
/HEEM/ Predicts UFC Fight Night 79
Benson Henderson vs. Jorge Masvidal
Dong Hyun Kim vs. Dominic Waters
Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Alberto Mina
Doo Ho Choi vs. Sam Sicilia
>>63803681
Thank you for your service.
>>63803745
Thank you for your service
>>63803745
Bendo
Waters
Mina
Sicilia
>>63803780
kek
>>63803744
Yes. Germany didn't know her. Literal babbies.
>>63803745
Bendo
Waters
Akiyama
Choi
is mcgregor reddit?
>>63803906
Yes
He's the company
>>63803906
What does that mean?
>>63803847
Jokes on you, that's Mariah Ashton, POSER
>>63803906
yes
>>63803942
Nice proxy
>>63803681
Thank you for defending our country and allowing us to celebrate thanksgiving and do Black Friday safely without fear of ISIS attacks at retailers where there will be hundreds of people jam packed and stuck who are easy pickings. *shakes hand* *tips 2 dollars to you*
>>63803681
way to fight imperial wars for Israel
which fighter is the most likely to browse 4chan and /heem/ especially?
>>63804047
there was a guy who posted a link to /x/ once on his twitter but I can't remember his name. IIRC he lost his first two fights in the UFC and got cut
>>63804047
War Machine
>>63804047
Mayhem miller
>>63804073
wasn't Jake Lindsey a 4chan dude?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ2DzSIjRro
>bisping bringing up paige vanzant's hair
>>63804261
Is Elias better looking?
>>63803932
Who? I google shandella powell, it sent me to a forum post with lots of pics of her and her kid
>>63804073
>>63804155
Jake Lindsay
>>63803597
Red shirts a heemster thinking
>tfw I didnt bring n-e-thing for chandella powell or her baby to sign
pls sign my face
Where is everyone? I'm literally eating a honey baked ham in bed.
>>63804600
Was just about to jerk off in bed but remembered I have a fetish for shower nozzles
>>63804628
i take baths.
>>63804600
just had 2 cod fingers (proper thick meaty ones not frozen shit) in a tomato and herb sauce shit was delish senpai
lying in bed with a spliff atm about to watch Kingdom
>>63804651
I would like to have your proper thick meaty finger down my throat pham
>>63803745
>Smooth Bendo
>Stun Gun
>Yoel Romero Nickname Plagiarist
>The Korea Superboy (because the other guy doesnt have a nickname)
>>63804651
Is marijuana illegal where you live?
>>63804713
Yes it is. I've just reported him.
>>63804651
Report back when youre done with Kingdom. It was a good episode.
>>63804772
I figured they already caught him on CCTV
>>63804683
couldn't handle my girth lad, even Milo choked and sent me away for a hung black guy
>>63804713
so is blowing people up but my neighbours get away with it so I won't lose any sleep over inhaling plant fumes
>>63804839
your neighbors blow people up?
>>63804818
I agree. The parts with Ryan and his dad were easily the best part.
Guys please Kingdom is literally faker than WWE. Let's talk MMA.
>>63804971
Are you satisfied with the way Paige cut her hair or do you feel she betrayed her fans?
>>63805043
She's a fraud.
>>63805166
Yes
>>63805043
pics?
>our gift
how much did Paige contribute in money?
>>63805043
She's as dumb as a bag of rocks. It's not about her being a woman. It's not about her being young. A reasonably intelligent 14 year old girl wouldn't have responded to Rose at all, let alone do so by cutting off 6 inches of her hair.
>>63805209
Total: £0.00
>>63805209
It was only $4k. Apparently there are heemers that raise way more than that for cancer patients regularly.
>>63805190
https://www.instagram.com/p/-Z9BbxwIGx/
i like how kids die of cancer in this country if they don't receive money from strangers
>>63805360
That's not really what happens though, is it? Doesn't the state have some way of funding their treatment?
Don't make the world a sadder place for me bro
>>63805391
You're going to be killed for being white in your country soon.
>>63805285
I once raised £5.50 for a school cross country event that got cancelled so I had to give it back
>>63805287
>just cutting off the split ends
how noble
>>63805360
the worst thing of all is that cancer is easily curable but they would lose out on all our guilt monies and private treatment
>>63803481
We don't care Mohammed, tell your Vaseline.
>>63805285
i put $400 in the tip jar at dunkin donuts
>>63805429
>implying the /pol/ memes are real
The biggest immigrant group in sweden is finnish people, bro.
>>63805472
You think it's a meme, that's the problem.
>>63805472
ours is Scottish, we still have a problem with pakis
>>63805391
>That's not really what happens though, is it?
Yes, it is. Buddy work in the medical system there (cancer).
A LOT of people die and suffer needlessly in the USA because they lack sufficient $$$ for medical treatment.
Still a great fucking country, they just have some shit to work out.
>>63805429
I really don't get why you of all flags are talking about such a thing
>>63805537
when brits think about all the shit that's going on, the #1 comfort is that we don't live in your shithole
>>63805536
>Still a great fucking country, they just have some shit to work out.
I know you don't read, but didn't you at least listen to Dan Carlin on JRE?
>>63805537
It's nowhere near as bad as it is there. You're literally fucked.
>>63805391
>That's not really what happens though, is it? Doesn't the state have some way of funding their treatment?
Haha oh man, I'd really hate to break it to you how the world is outside of your little commie paradise but yeah, if little kids with cancer dont get the money they are dead as fuck.
>>63805638
posing like that just reeks of insecurity
lol if you go through the proper channels, like sloan kettering, the pharmaceutical companies will literally give you cancer medication for free
>>63805638
that is one huge clit
>>63805472
If you know anything it should be that /pol/ is always right, fucking degenerate swede
>>63805638
there are reptilians in this thread who find this attractive
>>63805638
>>63805709
HEY GUYS ARE THESE GIRLS INSECURE AND HUNGRY FOR ATTENTION! LET'S FEED INTO THEIR ATTENTION AND INSECURITY BY POSTING THEIR PICS
I'd kill both of you without hesitation. It bothers me that such weak, pathetic human males are allowed to breathe the same air as me.
>>63805797
I find it attractive that she LOVES huge cock. I would love to see Saul Rodgers ram his BBC down her throat whilst she looks me in the eyes.
>>63805611
>>63805585
You're 59 % white
Who /joanna/ here?
>>63805867
reporting in
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-W3QVzjtNVvAahugWZMmtA/videos
>>63805804
I didn't post a pic
>>63805840
nice lie, I've seen about 4 minorities in my life and they are south african christians
>>63805867
she's not athletic and probably never took peds yet she's the best, i bet she tries really hard in bed
>>63806002
OH BOY.
I can jerk off to this
>>63805892
Woaw, it's almost like memes don't reflect reality
>>63805709
my fingers reek of your mum
AH DUNNO IS CUUUHRAAAAYZZEEE
>>63805974
Agreed
>>63806225
literal roids
>>63806225
When she said that, I couldn't help but think how fucking hot this bitch is.
>>63805974
Athletic roid monkeys btfo.
>>63806225
>that steroid face
>>63806604
Claudia is definitely on steroids.
>>63807150
you think?
>>63807223
does claujia have lordosis
>>63804404
easily
>>63807223
>>63807345
no, just a roid gut
Seo-Hee Ham vs. Waterson WHEN?
>>63807898
Japs don't leave Japan because they get exposed.
>Rin Nakai
>Horigucci
>any Jap who has been knocked out on a Strikeforce card
Only guys to have any American success are Akiyama,Okami, that guy that beat Riggs at the Playboy Mansion.
>>63805620
Jesus they don't even save kids?, fuckin weak
>>63805620
What a shit country.
>>63807965
>Rin Nakai
>straight to Miesha Tate
That was foolish. But I do feel the UFC is hoping to just push her away.
>>63808332
I think sweden I worse tbqh
>>63808423
Yeah, Sweden went to shit with the introduction of mudslimes apes, but it used to be pretty good.
>>63805778
labia aren't the clit, virgin
>>63808470
Not the hue you responded to, but I thing the thing with swedes is that they just woke up one day and decided they would all be a bunch of ameriboos. Their kids are painfully obsessed with "swag" and shitty mass-produced american culture. I get it, a lot of countries did that.
I just don't get why they took the white guilt thing to such bizarre levels despite never having a history of colonizing/enslaving PeopleOfCrime, or even aiding Germany in wwII.
just eating an exotic solero lads wuu2?
>>63808569
It's was like the Ronda thing, they believe their own hype. In the 90's and 2000's everyone was like "sweden it's the best" "DUDE MDMA LMAO"
to the point that the left just didn't have anymore thing to fix in their own country so they tought that they could fix the mudslimes. How fucking wrong can you be?
Here's a meme I hadn't seen
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1447917205139.webm
>>63808569
They'll are depressive faggots with no balls. That's a recipe for disaster. You can see that in Alex Gustafsson, dude hss skills but not the heart of a lion.
>>63808275
>they don't even save kids?, fuckin weak
yada yada, Spartans tossed the weak kids off a rock, grow a pair
>>63803597
>Ron Jeremy is an affliction fag
>>63808731
why nobody can't knock Diego out?
Is he a cyborg or something?
check it bros
new meme
>>63808882
that proxy though
>>63805472
literally took in 200k sand nigs this year, and 100k the past few years, what even is malmo? direct correlation between increase in rape and violent crime with increase mudslimes, conveniently don't release demographic and crime stats to the sheeple so you dont find out. Denmark releases rape perps and it is 95% mohammads even tho theyre less than 10% the population. Seen a woman was gangraped on a cruise and c.u.c.k. swedish media said it was "8 swedes" even though they were all somali, they werent even swedish in terms of having citizenship. Youre fucking ghey sweden
>“I expect the best,” Aldo said. “We’re always well trained and focused. There’s a lot of talk, but I try to stay away from all of this. You have no idea how motivated I am. For the love of God, I can’t wait for this fight to happen so we can prove everything we say.
>“We know how to deal with these things. The first time there was a heavier environment, but not anymore. We’re more focused, and I can say I’m way better prepared than the first time. We had enough time the last time, but it’s something new because he’s left handed, but not anymore. We’re well trained, I was already adapted from the first camp we did with him, and we also know how to deal with his trash talk. It’s way easier now.”
>“It’s a shirt that quarterbacks use to protect the ribs, so I’m using it in training,” Aldo said. “After that spinning back kick, the most expensive spinning back kick in history, we’re more protected now. You can hit me because there’s wood there to protect me so I won’t get hurt.”
>>63808957
>proxy
wypierdalaj mała frytko
>>63809246
she's strangely cute
>>63809342
Joanna is strangely cute. Rose is classically pretty.
>>63809342
being told that Ronda is an undebateable 10 will do that to you
>>63808856
Because he lost the last round?
Anyways Brazil really should not talk, you're literally famous for being scamming, cheating, criminal, child abusing, literall slave working, loud annoying monkeys, people don't care about taking in Brazilians because you're literally worth less than mudslimes and africans, you're called monkeys because you're literally less evolved than any other people.
>>63809461
hue
>>63809382
well no you're being purposefully disingenuous, there are literally no worse people in the world than mudslimes, especially mudslime africans, and they make up at least 15% of sweden population
Ira funny to see countries fight it out to see who isn't the worst. Feels good to be number one and not have to worry about such silly nonsense.
>>63809382
thats not very progressive, sweden
>>63809382
>brazilians worse than mudslimes
keep believing your commie lies
>>63807965
horiguchi isn;t trash, and akiyama is technically korean he just used a japanese name to fight in japan
>>63809382
At least I'm not a kuck
>>63809682
sven on suicide watch
>>63809682
>tfw haven't had a churro in 5 years
F a m... Also that moist cake. I forget what it's called is good as fuck.
>>63809682
yeah desu there is fuckin loads of hues in dublin now, but theyre all college educated and here to learn english etc, plus the women are hot and slutty so i enjoy them on nights out, the literal retard brbrhuehue brazilians are too poverty to make it to europe, only the ones with semi-wealthy/wealthy ones get the option to come to europe
>>63809748
Flan?
>>63809382
take it easy mohamed go eat some kebab annd relax
>>63809797
Nah. It was a cake. Flan is like a jello but not jello if that makes any sense. Fuck it. At least I get some pie tonight.
>>63809784
My cousin spent three years in dublin after finishing high school, was a babysitter and partied her tits off. Btw your notion is not entirely true, it's just easier to get an ireland visa with the excuse to study, but yeah, you wont find any br refugees. People just want to add they travelled abroad in their resumé because companies think that this makes you a better person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1R50LpFh_M
Name an MMA fighter who would be more fun to have a beer with than Forrest
what's an ace boon coon lads?
https://twitter.com/BurtWatson4real/status/669737758068482048
>>63804129
>TN monitor
>saitek keyboard
>windows xp
>no adblock software
name a ufc fighter that would probably have a more normie computer than this.
>>63809899
whats the deal though, it only seems to be happening in such force the last like 5 years. there are nightclubs that have days where literally 60 are hues. not complaining though i havent had a bad run in with one myself. And for some reason i feel like a lot of them try get in relationships with irish lads for a relationship visa but i have no idea if that is true or if they can even do that.
>>63810109
>https://twitter.com/BurtWatson4real/status/669737758068482048
what language is this
>>63809918
Literally anyone. Forrest sounds like he has a wrench stuck in his throat and is a goof.
>>63810155
Ebonics
>>63804047
Charlie Hunham isn't a fighter in the sense that he fights in the cage but fought for roles in movies. But he's heem.
https://youtu.be/m02knCVtg8k
I swear Overeem was posting his feels in /heem/ one night.
>>63810260
man jax seems like way more of a pussy with a british accent
>>63810135
They wouldnt be mad at that. Go for it, but mind the aids
>>63809710
The only reason people laugh at sweden is because we take in lowlifes like you
>>63810516
wasn't saying i was gonna try get in a relationship with one just wondering if they can get them visas, i know you can in australia ive a friend who got one over there so was wondering if it was the same here, theres this one hue leading on my buddy and im convinced its cause she wanted a visa or some shit cause she wasnt giving the poon and hasnt really been in contact with him since she got an extra year, felt bad trying to say it to him but i think hes realized by himself. anyway fuck it i got side tracked, Sweden youre an fagit case closed.
>>63803681
Thanks for your service.
>>63810651
you should learn to write sentences kiddo, stop skipping class
>>63803681
thanks for your service
>>63803681
Thank you for your service
USA USA USA USA USA
>>63803481
this is tattoos done right imo
>>63803762
>>63803780
>>63810802
>>63810781
>>63810725
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/22/sunday-review/please-dont-thank-me-for-my-service.html?_r=0
>>63803681
Thank you for your service to our country.
>>63809510
>>63809682
There is like 1% Somalis do your research
>>63810884
somali women are the most beautiful in africa
>>63810847
thank you for the link
>>63810930
Well that's a fucking low bar to set
>>63810930
why are they always such weird shapes goddamn
>>63811034
Big brain compared to most Africans tbqf
>>63811034
it's because indigenous africans have sloped foreheads, just like apes
>>63810761
thank you Morocco man, i'll consider the advice.
>>63811105
thats racist bro
>>63811105
>it's because indigenous africans have sloped foreheads
Did you learn that from pol?
>>63810930
thats cause they're not fully african, they've a lot of arab in them from when the arabs slaved them for over a 1000yrs but everyone conveniently forgets the arabs were the worst african slavers in history because they never apologized for it, so were never scrutinized and plus they killed all their slaves so there's that, but yeah rapey time with nos = somali nogs
>>63811198
no, from /tv/
>>63811105
oh come on now! Its 2015!
>>63811229
how did that guy ever find work in America? Not even a household name in his hometown let alone his country
>>63811218
>this sentence
JUST
>>63811226
Every race other than white """""people"""""" have sloped foreheads.
>>63811273
>"""""
>""""""
>>63811261
Probably better off being famous here than over there imo. Way more job opportunities and much larger audience.
He seems like he doesn't like the UK anyway.
>>63811380
>He seems like he doesn't like the UK anyway.
what better way to push the anti uk agenda you guys have than to get a nerdy looking faggot brit no one has ever heard off to slag them off?
>>63811077
>just realized that this is Kyles first Thanksgiving in jail
>he missed out on Ronda getting heemed
>he missed out on Jameis becoming elite
>didn't join the team
>isn't going to get to watch Star Wars
>is going to miss Aldo/McGregor
>is missing out on the rise of Cam and Steph Curry
>missing out on Brady getting another ring
>he isn't built for prison
>he threatened to shoot up a school
>he did it for free
>he reported himself
>he streamed sports online for Reddit and reported himself when /sp/ got wind
>he got hit with a car and told people on Reddit
I have much to be thankful for this year.
>>63811264
damn bro, are my sentences c.u.c.k.i.n.g you too hard? Maybe a sentence used to bully you in school? Be more worried about Moroccans raping your sister senpai
Someone heem me for 2 weeks then wake me up on the 12th
>>63811438
What if you can't wake up?
>>63811400
>Push the anti-UK agenda you have
LMAO
M
A
O
Buddy you have been irrelevant since decolonialization began. Trust me you literal kekold, we haven't thought about you in the slightest since our farmers beat the shit out of your professional army of keks in 1776.
"B-Brittania r-rules the w-waves"
- you in your bathtub masturbating to the thought of an immigrant bull fucking your wife
Stay pleb.
>>63811400
>anti-UK agenda
We don't even need to have one. You goofs spend your whole lives insulting yourselves and call it banter.
>>63811470
>accusing anyone of being mad after that shambolic post
it's always amused me how touchy Americans get when this topic comes up
>>63811466
waking up is easy bro and im pretty good at it, do it almost everyday
>>63811466
then wake him up inside
>>63811497
it's a pretty good thing man, having power over words like that. Of course it's getting worse and worse over here as white women are allowed daytime tv shows but a life where calling someone a silly cunt is a term of endearment is better than one where society will look down on you for making your larynx vibrate at a certain frequency
and I'm probably underselling it there desu, working class banter pub culture whatever you want to call it basically dead due to sjw and the newer generation who either condemn it, or the ones who partake in it have no clue how to actually do it
>>63811517
but you're a potato
>>63811577
baka senpai check your sentient privilege
>>63811427
Shut your mouth you fool with that weak ass banter. Making us look bad.
>>63811514
>falling for the most basic bait in existence
Previously I was content to let you die the slow death your country is experiencing, but if you're actually that unintelligent you should just do us a favor and blow your brains out early
Oh wait
>Can't own a gun
>Self-defense is illegal
Is it even possible for you to feel like a man? Do you know that feeling?
>>63811577
and a proud one at that, Muhammad.
>>63803481
Yet he couldn't heem some weird autistic american that's obsessed with legs.
>>63811577
bake him up.
>>63811612
you would be, comrade
>>63811602
making us look bad? What I say doesn't reflect you or anyone else you fucking loner, go get real friends.
>>63811607
why is /k/ so obsessed with cute anime girls
is it because they are the antithesis of themselves?
>>63811607
lol pretty sure there is more basic bait out there
>>63811602
Welcome to Canada's world.
>>63811683
I can only speak for myself but many people who use anime related shit just do it because it is part of this subculture. I have no idea who that animu girl is and real anime fans would decapitate me for my casual Cowboy Bebop opinions.
Everyone relax
>>63811729
Its Tsumionyan from k-gate:heaven's feel.
>tfw haven't been b& for an off-topic post in 2-3 weeks
praise be to allah
bored lads anyone have a blog for me?
>>63811810
tw1tchdottvslash shigetora
>>63811641
having claim to the greatest mixed martial artist of all time will do that to a man. How's Bisping treating ya?
>go to /heem/
>discussion about immigration
Man fuck you. I get enough of it on /int/ and just my ordinary life. Please talk more about fighting here.
>>63811838
nice pc specs but cba to watch some nerd ragequit when he loses a 500 combo
how tf do people watch this shit
>>63811901
>Please talk more about fighting here.
I hear they're real strict about keeping discussion on topic over at r/mma. Try going over there sometime, friend :]
>>63811941
you watch when the greatest of all time in anything does anything, u feel?
>>63811810
What ever happened to that heembro who said he was going to spend this weekend fucking his sister's friends?
>>63811958
he's the goat? Fair enough
aren't there better games to watch though?
Where's that one amerikuck that sageposts the shit of threads?
call me mystic Mac
>>63812477
good job predicting dese tings. What site is this?
>>63812528
bretty good :)
>>63812571
tapology, its very fun you can predict on pretty much any card
>>63812601
Nice, I'll check it out. Cheers.
>>63812528
Could someone kindly post tybdana.jpg and tybjbj.jpg?
Thanks in advance
>>63812837
all in a days work my friend
>>63812850
>>63812894
Tybbb
>>63812601
It's DraftKings.com m8, the leading daily fantasy sports site on the net with over a gazillion dollars in prizes guaranteed each day daily
>>63813106
>Schaub refers to himself as white all the time
>>63813161
He is of German, Native American, Samoan, Italian, and English descent
>>63813004
Welcome to the big time!
Kountermove is much better than Draft Kings desu senpai
>It's a Bisping main Pearson co main UK card
>>63813106
Jaden Smith look
>>63813243
>Americans are always claiming "muh heritage"
>are mostly just a bastardisations of too much race-mixing
Feels good to be a 100% Aryan Syrian tbqh.
>>63813293
but you are literally Mongolian
>>63813500
I'm a German citizen, you must've missed the flag.
>>63813546
>my mind whenever I meet someone who says "I'm German
>Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler
not in a bad way, just things you can't help but think.
>>63813546
feels good doesn't it Ahmed? Can't wait till we take over and introduce Sharia Law to this forsaken country, no morals here whatsoever.
How many bongs till Fight Companion?
>>63813717
Inshallah. The degeneracy will soon come to an end.
>>63813711
>just things you can't help but think
>I am so mentally inferior that I am literally incapable of disregarding the propaganda I've consumed since a child
Get a load of this fucking moron lmao
new Grimes album is fire lads
>>63813835
No one gives a shit
>>63813785
Back to >>>/pol/
Name a UFC fighter from the current roster that has a similar body type to your body.
>Kelvin Gastelum reporting in
>>63813835
>>63813845
I care a little but agree that it needs to stay the fuck out of this thread
Kek anyone watching the game
>>63813948
No one gives a shit about handegg here.
>>63813948
>unironically caring or following handegg even a little bit
>>63813864
PVZ ;^)
>handegg
more like advertisement watch
>>63814050
more like big black buck worship
>>63813864
hendricks
If Brock Lesnar never got that intestines disease do you think he would still be the UFC champion now?
It's a shame such a debilitating injury derailed his MMA career just as it was beginning
Do you think Ronda has dreams where she's still the champ?
>>63814252
Her Twitter profile still has UFC champ in it. So yes. I also believe her jaw was broken tbqh.
>>63814182
>would still be the UFC champion now?
No. He had zero submission defense
>>63814252
Any of those dreams are overshadowed by her constant nightmares of getting her head kicked in
>Joe Rogan and Bill Burr unironically talking about Germany losing the war as if it was a good thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5AVo1CoWqM
>>63813948
Yes. JUST MY SHIT UP. It's the sea lev- I mean time off. Same thing that happened to Chad. Romo would be the fuck out of Scam if he had a few weeks to get ready.
So which beating was worse?
The one Holly gave her or the one Travis Browne gave her at home for losing the belt?
>>63814182
He would have been the first HW to defend the belt more than twice for sure
>>63814182
if mma was more popular earlier he and kurt angle could have been the goats
>>63814486
What an ugly man faced cunt.
Test her for having a penis.
>>63814529
Damn Ronda has some nice bunda going on in that pic
>>63814645
test holly for meth
>>63814529
Dat Ronda booty
>>63814661
Not as nice as it usually looks. You ever seen this webm? It's like two Thanksgiving hams.
>there are people on /heem/ right now who've never had a fight in their life
>>63814698
Nice
>>63814772
I heem'd 3 people while i was in Highschool
>>63814772
>fighting for free
what's the point
>>63814836
>not fighting for heems and glory
>>63814486
>tfw I'm over Rhonda getting btfo
I know about all that shit anyway, can't be fucked to watch a 20 min video
>>63814836
Americans get heemed for free
>How do you make a white boy have a heart attack?
>Run up behind him and shout WURRRRRLLLLLLSTAHHHHHHHHH
>tfw college
>Get into a fight with this guy
>No idea how to even punch
>I just wing a big right hand
>Babby has a glass chin
>Face plants complete out
Felt good man
>>63815001
>No idea how to even punch
>I just wing a big right hand
Pretty much 98% of fights desu
>>63815001
>not carrying a gun literally at all times
>>63815043
>not going into the pocket and throwing some hooks
I heemed him so hard, his eyes constantly switched colors for 3 months until they went back to normal again
>tfw it felt good and bad at the same time
>>63815112
>zipper abs
Absolutely disgusting.jpg
>>63805391
Memes aside, poor kids can get cancer treatment through Obamacare.
>>63815043
Literally everyone will throw their first strike with their dominant hand. Know what that is, know how to avoid it, and you win against non-fighters.
>>63815152
>tsundere
o senpai it's cool I'll let you rub me
>>63815219
>not starting every fight with a cheeky jab to the thigh
It's like you want to get heemed
>>63815219
I always start with a 1-2
>>63815244
Hey Benson, aren't you supposed to be in South Korea?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrpK4i4eBmc
>>63815339
>6 bongs
lad...
>>63815356
Go to sleep m8
>>63815339
Who's the qt in the thumbnail?
>>63814772
I had a few bar fights.
>>63814486
underrated post
this shit is funny as hell
>>63815396
thank you
>>63815385
Benson "Smooth" Henderson
>>63814486
>>63815396
>>63815421
>samefaggin this hard
>>63815001
Some guy in college asked me for a cigarette so I soz m8 this is my last one, because fuck you, I'm not your mother. This guy threw this faggot looking spin kick at the air intentionally missing me. Obviously he was trying to intimidate me but I didn't even flinch, I just kinda looked at him until he broke eye contact, turned to his friends and said "did you see that, I could of had him!" At that point I just walked off all bemused and shit.
>>63815339
will henderson ever be relevant again?
Any polandball will be watching this?
>>63815457
>not ducking under spinning shit and shooting for the double leg
m8, you could OF finished him with some nasty ground and pound there...
>>63815479
Yes but Masvidal is a tough fight gonna be good Bendo brings the fight every time kinda wish he wasn't stuck in the limbo between LW and WW though but it's a tough world
>>63815488
top kek
>>63815506
Would've taken too long
>>63815525
>Bendo brings the fight every time
you're one crazy nigga, he was le coast and foot stomp man until he got so btfo at lightweight he stopped giving a fuck and tried to trade with Cerrone on the feet which didn't work out well at all.
Respect for the Thatch fight ofc but it's just paving over the cracks
>>63815506
>not stopping the spinning kick with your granite jaw and just staring him down
>>63815552
he beat Cerrone if we're being honest. It was just a shit fight because they liked each other too much and were unwilling to engage.
>>63815593
indeed
age Northcutt @sagenorthcutt 3m3 minutes ago
My last big meal before I make weight
>>63815552
h-he was too drained at lightweight
and he forgot his toothpick a few times
>>63815641
NATTY
A
T
T
Y
>>63815641
mirin his arms desu senpai
>>63815641
damn as much as I like to laugh at Ameriblobs I would fucking love a big family thanksgiving meal
>>63815686
mirin his life desu onee-chan
https://www.instagram.com/p/-kabvZJyHI/
>>63815641
>all that fucking dessert
heem me already
Is there a decent breakdown of Fury/Klitschko any where?
>>63815641
There is no way Sage can make 155 for even a few more years
>>63815755
#whenyoustayintheisolationchambertoolong #haha
>>63815798
I'll give you one
Bitchko is shit and going to get fucking rekt lad
>>63815798
Klitchcrap is gonna discover a whole new world of pain and suffering when Fury slaps aside his pissjab and starts uncorking Big British Bombs on the failed soviet mutant
>>63815339
pulse # 3
when did julianna pena get this hot?
>>63815975
and i fucked up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfSrow-bScM
>>63815798
The latest episode of Heavy Hands.
Is it me or does Juliana Pena look like a ladyboy, still a QT tho
Funny thing when Pena first got to Seoul she posted some Instagram selfies of her first dinner out and she tagged them #northkorea
She pretty quickly deleted them and reposted them with #southkorea though
>>63815641
he is so cute
guys, i don't understand how korean time works. how long til the prelims start?
>>63809748
You must be thinking of those japanese donut things
>>63816090
One thing's for sure, she doesn't fight like a boy. Her hype is worse than Rousey's
>>63816633
why dont you google it sheep fucker
>>63815244
I-It's like you're in my head, bro
>>63816633
Roughly 32 bongs senpai
has anyone here been to korea? what's it like
Do you miss him? How influential was he for MMA?
Link is from when UFC was based.
https://youtu.be/XdhkIgsK7Dk
>>63816846
what do Korean people smell like?
>>63817049
salty milk and coins
>>63817159
Have some fucking respect. I bet you came from /b/. Fuck that I'm sure you came from /b/. You probably listened to Joe Rogan recently and thought "damn this guy is so cool". Edgy little fuck. Do you know who Mask was? He was a man. A real man who didn't give a fuck. He dressed however he wanted, painted his face. Helped out some of the best fighters of our time by giving them sponsorships. He was a fighter too. He helped the UFC immensity and gave millions of fans a way to express themselves with the Tapout brand. What the fuck have you done? Nothing. Mask, Punkass and Skyscrape are legends and you're nothing but a little fucking target. He was a WWE faggot. Far from that closeted homosexual shit.
>>63806325
>>63806657
ur tears r delicious
>>63817437
>didn't know a thing about Lewis before today when he read up on the movie about him
it's cute I'll be honest
>>63817437
My fedora reaction pics folder isn't nearly big enough to respond to this
>>63816897
>tfw MMA has much better competition now, but you still miss Chuck Liddell fights
>>63817437
t. Skyscrape
>>63817437
>you're nothing but a little fucking target.
>>>/wsg/831833
>>>/wsg/833120
>>>/wsg/833660
What even is this logic
Ronda was clearly getting her ass handed to her
>>63817893
You expect these plebs to understand anything?
>>63817964
Not really, but it's just so nonsensical and somewhat delusional. There's not understanding a fight and then there's completely throwing logic out of the window
>>63815112
https://strawpoll.me/6110877
>>63818009
Then there's being a WWE fanboy that cannot stomach talking shit about Ronda or even making her look bad in the slightest.
That's him.
>>63815641
JUST
Do you guys ever talk about boxing in this thread, or is that forbidden?
>>63818455
We always discuss how boxing is the superior form of fighting
I want to jerk off. What kind of porn should I watch?
>>63818455
This is an MMA thread family, boxing is rarely discussed here, there's other threads for that
>>63818582
amateur pov
>>63818582
some kinda czech fake casting agent shit with a creampie finish
>>63815821
>deepfrying a roast
cmon man
>>63815491
Hello, yes I will be watching. Khalidov will absolutely embarass Materla.
>>63813785
>murican talking down to others about absorbing propaganda
top kek sir
>>63818455
I'll allow some boxing talk. I am curious about Tyson fury. Is he like a non manlet Conor McGregor?
>>63807965
Horiguchi is pretty good man. He just got rushed into to title sot.
>>63818951
He's really, really good at punching himself.
Which current male champion will hold his belt the longest?
>>63817049
same as anyone else, they do have some people who're ultra paranoid about hygiene though. like how Canadians are supposed to be ultra polite, but some aren't.
>>63819002
Mighty Mouse.
>135 might change after TJ/Cruz
>145 Aldo will either lose to Conor or move to LW
>155 has never been defended more than three times I think
>170 might change to Condit next, either way 170 is a shark tank
>185 Weidman is facing killers in Rockhold/Jacare/Romero next
>205 is basically Jones already
>HW has never been defended more than twice
Joanna is another candidate, but she might just lose to Gadelha.
Holm idk, let's have her defend the title before we start talking about the length of her reign.
>>63819015
In order from first to lose their belt to last
Dillashaw
Cormier
Lawler
RDA
Werdum
Aldo
DJ
Weidman
>>63819134
Keep the rumor about TJ losing to Cruz going. I'm waiting for punters to drive up TJ's odds to 1.83 at least and laying on him a medium sum if he looks good at the weigh-ins. I mean, be reasonable, it's not the same Cruz from the past, his best chance to win is to drag TJ into deep waters in championship rounds, but I doubt that will happen. I'm trying to be objective, but I believe inactivity and injuries will prevent Cruz from taking back his belt.
>>63819577
It's not a rumour, it's a possibility. I favor TJ in the matchup actually, but that doesn't mean Cruz doesn't have a path to victory. It would be ridiculous to write him off.
>>63819138
>DC not #1
>implying Dillashaw will lose to glassbones Cruz
Dropped
>>63819577
>it's not the same Cruz from the past
His best shot is to change into Cruz 2.0 that doesn't explode his knees by making wide angles and swings. That kind of style is open for a counter just by fading or switching.
>>63817893
My dad keeps saying Holly "got a lucky punch".
E-even though it was a kick.
>>63819758
I'm not writing him off at all, your post was valid and I was rather adressing the general notion that Cruz is some unbeatable dwarf who will clown on TJ without much effort that I've seen replicated on /heem/ and other mma-related social media.
>>63819859
It's gonna be interesting to see how him training at Elevation Training Center plays out. He wont have the sparring partners he used to have at TAM, but then again, TAM doesn't have the best track record against Cruz.
>>63819821
So what about Khalidov vs Materla? It will be only worth watching to see Khalidov destroy Materla in first 30 seconds.
Thanksgiving is over. I feel like 194 is already here. We made it boys.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-kabvZJyHI/
>>63820288
What are you thankful for?
>>63811788
>tfw 90% of my posts are shitposts and never been banned
>>63820337
heems, memes, and all of you dummies
>>63820206
Wanted to know when does it happen, and if it is accessible. Top half of the card looks fine.
Otherwise, get webms bro.
Here's some food for thought:
If Conor heems Aldo, and Herb Dean is reffing... how many power shots on Aldo's unconscious face would Herb allow Conor to throw?
>>63820588
That's the face of man who just won a huge bet
>>63820867
Uh, trick question. The fight will end in a DQ when Aldo soccer kicks Conor's head into the first row
>>63820588
Good lord Ronda, do more squats
Masvidal vs Bendo will be a rare case outside of heavyweight where two fighters will be fighting at their natural weight classes. Should make for a good five rounds.
>>63815552
Say what you will about how interesting his fights are, he has God tier physique.
>>63820588
That ass is atrocious
>>63820924
Agreed.
>>63815722
Mine today was fantastic, my guts are still fucked up from binging all afternoon.
>>63815552
>and tried to trade with Cerrone on the feet which didn't work out well at all.
lol what?
did you even watch that fight
>>63821052
Moar
>>63821052
fit chick thread on /Heem/
>>63821279
I bet she's shit at Rugby
>>63820994
>you will never be axekicked in the gut by Bendo
uwah~
>>63820471
i come here specifically for the shit posting to be honest
>>63821583
same. shitposts and webms. life is good
>>63821583
shitposting=funposting
also the heems
>>63819015
Mighty Mouse
>>63821743
and the memes!
Why is everyone bullying my waifu Ronda Rousey?
>>63821951
>>63821951
How much harder can you meme till you realize it's not working?
>>63821951
>>63822059
>mfw a subhuman huehue thought capoeira was useful near me
>>63822059
Every time we think we've hit maximum meme, we see a fighter push the envelope just a few months later. So I just don't know anymore.
>>63822059
It doesn't work, until it does
https://www.instagram.com/p/-kvYbaCmC4/
a rare Honda appears.
>>63823152
Ronda's sister is such a qt
>>63820588
She ages like her mother.
>>63823152
every male in this pic looks extremely autistic
>>63817049
like kimchi
i'm not even joking
>>63816897
what the fuck
Where do I sign up to join the team? Is there an application I can fill out?
>>63823865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgRfzHRRulk
Q&A is hapenning where are the real fight fans?
>>63824405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QnhYtlSu40
forgot link
>>63824405
right here lad
>>63824421
thanks
>>63813161
>tfw you're a weird looking mexican dude but your kids got all their mother's based white genes
they'll probably look all beanery after puberty but right now i get to come home and show off my white kids
>>63824421
Cannot hear questions can anyone else
>>63824633
you gotta turn it way, way up
>>63824633
no translator chick doesnt do it in the mic
>>63824633
also at 4:17 the white noise disappears
>>63824656
>>63824669
>>63824711
Thanks fight fans
>>63823152
>those comments
>>63824421
I cba to watch the whole thing but I keep wondering what Pena is doing there...
>>63821303
Better than your national team for sure
>>63824421
this one korean guy hitting on mark hunt
Ham a cute
>>63824972
Nice little bunda.
Also, who /realfightfan/ watching the weigh-ins right now?
>>63824990
i am now, was busy watching the q&A. should get my picks in after this before i fall asleep and forget
There's 2 dong hyun kims from the same camp hmm
>>63825118
hmm
>>63815339
benson needed to get naked to make 170, mind you he has to carry around all that hair, and a toothpick repository
>>63825118
one is 155 and one is 170, but both are fighting at 170 for this card. they literally call them big and little dong.
what has been the best title fight so far this year?
>>63825118
Things that make you go hmm
>>63825154
Ronda vs Holly
Cain vs Werdum
Cormier vs Gus
Lawler vs MacDonald
It's been a pretty awesome year now that I think about it
>>63803745
>Benson Henderson
>Stun gun
>Akiyama
>Sam Sicilia
do you guys think if I pray hard enough Paige will sit on my face?
>>63825154
Lawler vs MacDonald
>>63825154
Lawler vs Macdonald
WerDOOM vs WetBackquez.
EVERYONE POST RONDA BTFO
>>63803745
Benson Henderson
Dong Hyun Kim
Yoshihiro Akiyama
Doo Ho Choi
>>63825154
Rousey v. Holm
>>63824990
who /bunda/ here
>>63825164
>the best title fight this year
>lists 4 fights
Come on now
>>63825196
They were all really good, I can't decide.
I suppose I'd narrow it down to Ronda vs Holly and Lawler/Macdonald being tied because both gave me the "I just watched something truly special" feeling
>tfw Miesha will never do the atomic buttdrop on you
>>63825197
Tonya Evinger beat that chick so bad that she retired IIRC
Based Firecrotch Dyke
Mighty mouse is live on twitch lads.
>>63825290
whats he playing Micro Machines fuggen lel
>>63825290
literal who?
>>63825220
Hey never say never
>>63824860
Went to the page and I'm pretty sure every comment I saw was "So glad to see Ronda Happy!!!!!" or a variation of the sort with maybe a few OMG's thrown in there. It's like bots are commenting on there
Honestly I thought a lot of these would simply stop caring now. >>63824421
>>63810884
>>63809784
>>63809748
>>63809739
MODS = KUCKS
>>63803449
so this card is truthfully in 23 bongs? gonna go to a party tommorrow night, might as well stay up watch card after and go to work without sleep then
>>63825473
The real fightfan way, but the important question is, why do you work on saturdays
>>63825435
Bots....
Do you know about sheekyforums and leekyforums?
>>63825561
shitty job, following your dreams is for rich fags with connections
>>63825311
Holy shit I'm rolling bud
>>63825613
that's a shit attitude to be honest
>>63825649
Ironic post, tribe member
>>63825684
That kind of language it's not allowed by anyone who want to be rich, learn2visualize
>>63803745
masvidal
dong
akiyama
choi
>>63825700
Just horsing honestly thought you were Israel
fuck saul
>>63825849
not very jewish of you
>>63815821
Damn, Joe Rogan really eats healthy as fuck.
>>63825849
This tbqhwy shillman
>>63826203
>Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!
who /justnotexisting/ here
>>63826205
Trying to post shit from my phone
Third time's the charm maybe
http://twitter.com/ufc/status/670043322174472192
>>63826229
lost
>>63826229
Worked that time my Italian friend
I once tried to post this hilarious Facebook only video of a tru-blu Aussie dude doing commentary over the Ronda fight but any link I tried no matter how I tried to doctor it was counted as spam
>>63826245
You have to post Facebook links like this
http://facebook
.com/restoflink
>>63824922
At least we're white though.
>>63803597
>asking for autographs from a lady carrying a child
goddamn these faggots are pathetic
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